[991] Removing Inventory Control Tags FAST!

[@GetTheFO]

“Apologies for the poor audio quality, the changing rooms have a bad echo in this shop”

[@IZBTV]

😂😂😂 Hilarious

[@alpte1755]

Ha

[@chaldoproductions613]

LMFAO

[@ch3fski]

Ha

[@SlayerofFiction]

I was taking a drink of tea when I read this you ass!

[@danl.4743]

When you call the lawyer to get you out of jail, and he comes with a lock pick...

[@crankypipo]

Even better. He comes with only a soda can.

[@DirtCheapFU]

And a link to his video covering.

[@joshreddy4278]

Underrated as hell

[@foureyedchick]

He is the lawyer that gets the judge to keep you out of jail for picking locks while he teaches you how to pick them.

[@lilviktor22]

And he starts recording a video

[@jemand771]

today i am going to show you how to free yourself from police handcuffs in case they forgot to remove them

[@Jac0bIAm]

ahahahaha

[@Destin5258]

Its so annoying, it happens every time, i swear.

[@my3dviews]

And in case you accidentally put the handcuffs on yourself.

[@leongotget4157]

deviant ollam has a way to do it with a soda can

[@Tomoyo0827]

jemand771 put it this way, when he said his wife buys a lot more, he doesn’t mean BUY

[@iheartemmaroberts]

Thanks LPL, I always hated how tightly they put the complimentary snacks on my clothes. Now I can sip that sweet ink while adorning my new outfit.

[@an_anonymous_potato]

I have a question, can that ink be used in fountain pens

[@tastywavn]

BRO WHY

[@Comboowo]

@@an_anonymous_potato Probably not. It'd be difficult to actually get the ink into a container used for fountain pens, and most pens generally have ink specifically designed to work best when writing. Stuff like making it dry less quickly, write smoothly, etc. The ink in inventory control tags is just used to make a big mess and ward people away from theft, so I imagine that it isn't great for your average writing utensil.

[@spootymaniacs]

inkling/octoling detected

[@mishell128]

When it comes to snacks, I always preferred the complimentary packets of silica gel they put in purses and bags.

[@ramazan20002]

Imagine being a guard that puts LPL in jail and the moment you close the door you hear: A click out of one, nothing on 2, 3 is set

[@topherlikescandy]

CabbageGaming hahahahahaha

[@TajoTheFather]

Hahahahahaha nice one xDDD

[@idkidk4334]

I don't think the inside of the doors have keyholes and most are electronic sliding doors

[@MrJHDK]

@@idkidk4334 shush 😋

[@ESS83]

4 is binding

[@steveharbs9786]

Brilliant. I’m always getting home and finding out the security tag is still attached to items I forgot to pay for

[@guillermomexico7084]

You pay them for the removal, right. So if tey refuse to remove it bc you forgot to pay, jut remember to do the work yourelf too.

[@KFitzG35competitor]

Well, just came home with a garment we paid for that they didn't take the ink tag off of. This is beneficial information to some of us who don't want to drive an hour to and an hour from the store to get it removed.

[@Valet2]

@@aytcs you're one of the elite never making mistakes?

[@natstar7864]

@@Valet2 You also check you did not get overcharged if buying discounted or charge more than once for a item before leaving the store as well can move for other customers but that is best part of self checkouts.

[@Bob-bw2lv]

that's kind of amazing that the sensor doesn't go off when u go out of the store

[@KianBrose]

Today we’re going to show you how to activate a nuclear missile if you lost the launch keys

[@VintageTechFan]

Type in all zeros?

[@jeremyashford2145]

Nitro Engine Hoarder Indeed. That is the number.

[@domotopeace]

@@jeremyashford2145 the numbers mason!!

[@ajdo1991]

*laughs in Liquid Snake*

[@NitrousDragon]

That sounds like a *comedy movie trying to be an action movie*'s plot twist.

[@thesysop4998]

40 years later: "This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and today we'll be unlocking the doors to area 51 with nothing but a crumb of grandma's leftover thanksgiving turkey."

[@speedfreak8200]

You mean I can finally toss grams fruit cake ?

[@runforitman]

opposite of funny

[@will9703]

this is beyond unfunny. how did this get a single thumbs up?

[@SonofCrackLee]

Turkey doesn’t leave crumbs ya fuckin goofy bastard.

[@SonofCrackLee]

Turkey doesn’t leave crumbs ya fuckin goofy bastard.

[@mustard..]

Talk about pure content. No intro. No closer. No advertising. Just “this is what I’m doing and this is how I do it. Have a nice day.”

[@scatdawg1]

'this is the lock picking lawyer'

[@Milesco]

@@scatdawg1 : Yeah, but no useless 15-second intro theme that you have to wait through or click through to get to the actual content.

[@scatdawg1]

yeah I love it I was kidding straight to the point and never any clickbait he's a very humble person you can tell and I enjoy watching

[@The-Duvall-Family]

And no "rate and subscribe" or " blah blah patreon" nonsense

[@DrLoverLover]

@@The-Duvall-Family ööh

[@squallloire]

I'm amazed that some people resort to "burning them off" when you can literally witness staff using magnets to remove these tags any time you go into a relevant store.

[@TheSonicFan4]

Implying these people have ever not stolen one *cough*

[@starstencahl8985]

Wait do you imply that non-relevant stores use different techniques to remove the tags, such as burning them off?

[@squallloire]

@@starstencahl8985 "Relevant" in this context meaning "a store that actually uses these tags" ;)

[@starstencahl8985]

@@squallloire Would be funny if it was the other way around though ':D

[@Al-Hunt-acrylic-painter]

Yes, but you'll struggle to find a magnet strong enough to do it.

[@yurei_dll]

5 years from now: "This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and today we'll be opening an ATM using nothing but a spool of string"

[@digheanurag]

Soon now

[@runed0s86]

I imagine he'll be using string made from wool he harvested, cleaned, spun, and wove himself. LPL is a speed runner if I've ever seen one

[@DubberRucks]

This man makes MacGyver look like an amateur lol

[@dominicrouse2623]

i wanna leave a like but dont wanna fuck up your 666 so heres a spiritual one

[@33GLOCK]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@austinwilburn1772]

A friend of mine made tie-dye shirts by intentionally breaking these while the white shirt was submerged in shallow water then spinning them fast. He called them theft shirts, a pun on shirts from thrift stores.

[@admiralpavelnakhimov8755]

That's... Incredibly clever

[@fullselfcontrol]

Today I am going to show you how to get out of a Supermax prison cell in case you got locked in there on accident.

[@yacobshelelshaddai4543]

🤣🤣

[@pengfeidong5268]

"every few months my wife or I are locked into a supermax prison cell on accident"

[@Mikecool513]

@@pengfeidong5268 relatable

[@greeny5155]

He actually has a video where he picks common prison locks pretty easy hahaha

[@snekjuce]

and without a receipt

[@fbshiloh777]

plot twist: LPL's wife is a compulsive shoplifter, and he has to break her out of jail

[@mrgreenthumb2133]

😂😂😂

[@ARTBYDJVIC]

😂😂😂she always stealing shit and he has to come to the rescue.

[@plains12]

today we are picking a federal state prison lock door.

[@ARTBYDJVIC]

@@plains12 much needed. Cannot wait for Fort Knox one though😁😁

[@glass7923]

it's called kleptomania

[@erikj.4409]

Every time I forgot to pay the store coincidentally forgot to remove the tag too.

[@blazingblasian4257]

You fuckin g

[@abba1322]

An eye for an eye.

[@daviscarl3766]

I don't know abt those things at the exit of a small mall shop that make an alarm noise , isn't it for the tags?

@@daviscarl3766 yup

[@undefinedchannel9916]

1000th like

[@mythikbeast6404]

I'm surprised more removal techniques don't feature magnets since that's how they remove the tags right in front of you normally when you buy clothes.

[@dr.eldontyrell-rosen926]

Yup. Just watch and observe

[@larrybruce4856]

Tune in next week--------------- This jerk will show us how to get cash from an ATM by just using "Dental Floss". It costs millions of dollars for businesses to purchase ant-theft protection for the stores. Every time an item is stolen it costs consumers more and more. Target, Kroger, Walmart, REI stores have closed due to mass-shoplifting. If the tag is left on after purchase, take it back to the store and have the tag removed. Problem solved. Don't risk damaging the item by trying to remove the Anti-theft device yourself.

[@seishino]

I was expecting some sort of picking or trick. But really, he just removed it by the way you’re supposed to remove it. That’s like the secret door-opening technique of “turning the handle.”

[@ehill1536]

Yeah, but they bring out that "special device" that makes the average person think there is some bigger secret beyond the plastic wand.

[@21boxhead]

TODAY WE GOING UNLOCK THE ATM TO RETRIEVE YOUR MONEY IF IT EVER JAMS :P

[@adamf663]

I'll keep that in mind next time I come home and find my withdrawal still attached to the atm.

[@forethoughtx2846]

"you can look on you tube and you find tutorials of simply: setting it on fire . but i have an easier way"

[@adamf663]

@@forethoughtx2846 put a magnet here... and here... and the door opens giving access to the cash box.

[@retabera]

save a pesky phone call to the bank to get your money back

[@adamf663]

I wonder if lrl could get some atms to demonstrate picking the lock. Have the atms networked to a test rig see if they put out an alarm.

[@unchartedthoughts7527]

*Next video: "How to withdraw money straight from the vault to avoid the hassle of using an ATM"*

[@roachdoggjr3235]

Nice profile pic

[@pererik6731]

If people knew how easy it is to pop an ATM...

[@fawzanfawzi9993]

I love this kind of ironic jokes

[@jst1man]

Mother worked for a ATM company once. Nope not even gonna try. It's like robbing a bank federal offense, people!

[@SekiberiusWelkesh]

@@pererik6731 Popping the ATM's the easy part, making sure the money doesn't get inked is the hard part.

[@shashankschannel]

“This is the shop lifting lawyer”

[@simeonnovkov7921]

Niice

[@IBringBroadswoads]

“Every couple of months.” Let me guess, they forgot to give you a receipt, too? 🤥

[@dumdumlegacy3251]

@@IBringBroadswoads nah bro he walked in there and they said take it because the gun told him it would work... and it did clearly

[@bennyhill5938]

omg why didnt the man himself reply to this comment? im sure he at least smiled

[@stevewall6811]

This comment deserves so many more likes.

[@VadarEdm]

People tend to donate clothes with these tags on them sometimes and I'm the go-to guy for removing them. I've only removed them with aggressive methods, and with varying success. But this will help me so much to not damage the products now. So thank you LPL!

[@lumpyfishgravy]

The key is length. If you have short magnets, stack them.

[@VadarEdm]

@knightwhosaysnickers ironically, I have an item like that today, and my magnet isn't working, lol. Thanks for the tip!

[@Sweet_Life_]

Old school Speakers have the best magnets! I think the one we had growing up was 75lbs of force to remove straight up. So much fun with that 3” round, 1” tall magnet.

[@Kiera_R]

Where do you buy these strong magnets?

[@_Zaid]

@@Kiera_RSearch for hobbyist magnets, or scavenge them from scrap electronics or auto parts

[@aaronp7436]

*door swings open* "HEY, YOU CAN'T DO THAT" *camera starts shaking as he runs out of the Kohl's bathroom*

[@theladysarsonist7557]

You just made me laugh out loud at work. Guess where I work? STORE 262 BITCHES

[@aaronp7436]

@@theladysarsonist7557 I have absolutely no idea what that means but glad I could make you laugh

[@ramsle00]

Whats sad is that that actually happens ALOT

[@ramsle00]

@anime yo i used to have line of sight on the fitting rooms and i swear as many times as i called LP to my department i prolly saved like 1000 bucks worth of merch

[@StikyIckie]

Thank you for the ORIGINAL comment! It was refreshing. Tired of constantly seeing the "ima end this man's career " or "soandso: blah blah blah Second soandso: blah blah" bullshit.

[@nicolasduranb.8395]

"Today im going to show you how to unlock a bank vault without sounding any alarms or security measures in case you are a bank employee and forgot the code to the vault"

[@saxo689]

Imagine being a security guard and then you hear “none on one, click on two”

[@Maan514]

3 is binding...

[@themarriedcouple9924]

Hahahahaha!!!!

[@frankfranklin659]

Hahahahaha!!! Woo hoo!!!😛😛😛😛

[@motazfawzi2504]

@@saxo689 I would run.

[@foreveralpha3856]

The stores usually charges me about 19.99$ plus taxes to remove this things from my clothes, so thanks for the tip!

[@marc-andreservant201]

If you paid for it then it's their fault that the tag was left on. If someone charges you money to remove it you can just demand to talk to their manager. Side effects include becoming an internet meme.

[@moneymoney122]

 r/woooosh

[@mrssmg4756]

@@marc-andreservant201 I don't think you catched up on this 🙈🙈

[@n1nj4l1nk]

Steal better quality clothes

[@fossick2992]

@@marc-andreservant201 r/woooosh

[@stillstuckathome]

Everybody forgets to say you should push the 2 halves together. Great advice.

[@dmac1170]

This is great for when the store “forget” to take those pesky tags off!

[@Doctor_Dank]

*"F O R G E T"*

[@bellw5834]

It happened to me with my birthday dress. The cashier lady literally forgot and we were out of town, luckily the manager at my grandmas jcpennys took the tag off.

[@camw621]

Happens fairly regularly... luckily my store's ones set off the alarm at the door, so it's piss-easy just to yell to the customer "Yo, I'm an idiot and forgot to remove the tag!" and deal to it...

[@magazinekirby]

I forget to take them off before I check out lol. Silly me

[@adrotoscroto6501]

Oh fuck I was about to like the comment but it's at 911 likes

[@WalrusRiderEntertainment]

Strong magnet sales just went up 1000%

[@blisterbaby]

All the stores leave the security tags on the magnets, starting off a conundrum of strong magnet sales, each with their own security tags! Chaos ensues, and Big Magnet sits in the corner laughing, counting Benjamins.

[@orange7252]

The lock picking lawer is artifically inflating the price of magnets for his fianancal gain :/ xDDD

[@ripdislike423]

😹

[@abelis644]

@Repent!. Stick your idiotic religion where the Sun doesn't shine.

[@abelis644]

@Repent!. Stick your idiotic religion where the Sun doesn't shine.

[@KevinEF]

*whispers* "This is the Lockpicking Lawyer, and this is an American bank"

[@lukasrstar1796]

"This is the Lockpicking Lawyer, and today we are in Fort Nox."

[@Milesco]

@@lukasrstar1796 There's a silent "K" in "Knox", but I still gave you a thumbs up. :-)

[@imark7777777]

That would imply that there's something that's not already stolen in American Banks

[@kylelerie7325]

imark7777777 bet you’re a fun guy to hang out with

[@rubberuke]

"This is the lock picking lawyer. I'll be away for a few weeks as I take a trip to Cuba but I'll try to film some content while there and upload it when I return."

[@AbsolutelyNot86]

Having worked in retail in the past, magnets are what they use at checkout to remove all security tags.

[@steveyoung3130]

Maybe.....he.....thought:....I....have....a....magnet....too

[@newp0rt]

having been a shoplifter in the past, i used to regularly enter stores with strong magnets in my pocket.

[@minumalistic]

@@newp0rt did they not check you with metal detectors before entering the store/mall? cuz they can detect magnets (atleast the strong ones)

[@1mandxchy]

​@@minumalistic what kind of store has metal detectors

[@minumalistic]

@@1mandxchy they do check you with metal detectors, atleast in my country idk about others

[@burritomaker3409]

Imagine collecting these and putting them on ppls clothes

[@daddyunicorn4209]

Lmao actually a genuanly good trick

[@raycert07]

I was gonna do that actually

[@vecto8695]

Evil

[@Helperbot-2000]

power move

[@ShubhamSingh-mo5nc]

evil genius

[@validalready]

avoids driving back to the clothes store no magnet at home drives to the store to buy a magnet

[@kingofgar101]

but you only ever have to drive to get the magnet once but these tags get left on at least reasonably often

[@WASTEOFTIMESTUDIOS]

Or ya know, e-commerce. Straight to your door.

[@CalvinHikes]

Eggs actly

[@Th3BlackLotus]

D'oh!

[@sniperblast]

Buy magnet Go home Realize the magnet's packing still has a tag attached

[@Jheassler]

Plot twist: he filmed this in a Walmart bathroom on the diaper changer platform

[@steeltimberwolf]

lol

[@lordkayx]

XD XD XD

[@DEATHBYFLYINGCDS]

Since when has walmart sold clothing valuable enough for security tags, and since when has the lockpicking lawyer bought clothes at walmart?

[@lordkayx]

@@DEATHBYFLYINGCDS I used to work retail and learned that all retail stores have a risk assessment level based on a few factors, but mainly whether or not the location is in a "bad neighborhood" and how heavy potential foot traffic is . That's why some walmarts have razors and perfume behind glass and some dont. But I honestly think he misspoke, because I have never seen any walmart use an ink tag. When this happens to me it's usually from Ross, or TJ Max or an outlet type place that gets it clothes from higher end stores, and the tags are left on by them. Also This guy commenting is making a shoplifting joke, and the lock pickin lawyer never said he was at walmart. You see he is implying that the ink tag was not on there by accident, and that the L.P.L. is making a hasty video in the bathroom so he can steal the item. If your interested to know more then you can check the above video out, just watch it from beginning to end, or at all, this time around. It will make any comment on a comment a lot more accurate. This way you can be fully informed and dont have to be embarrassed by making a fucking idiotic mistake. -This has been the LockStalkingTroller, and until next time, stay in 5th grade.

[@DEATHBYFLYINGCDS]

@ArmchairWarrior The fact that you think I'm trolling shows what a moron you are

[@TralfazConstruction]

Good to know. Thank you. I even have three of those very powerful magnets. I bought a very nice winter-weight flannel shirt at our neighborhood's K-Mart about a decade ago. I saw that the inventory tag was on it when i got home. I managed to procrastinate until I lost the receipt and then further down the road until K-Mart went out of existence. The very nice shirt was lost to time a couple years ago when i moved. It used to turn up every six months or so but I'm pretty sure it's gone for good. That'll teach me.

[@elefectomariarosa]

"It can't be illegal, your honor. I saw a lawyer doing it in KZbin".

[@Guff93]

*on

[@elefectomariarosa]

@@Guff93 you are right! *on

[@crispybacon7937]

I think both are technically correct, though on is typically better vernacular. KZbin is not a surface we reside upon watching videos, nor is it a dark room we watch videos in. The second would refer to another popular website... I think it got its preference because we watch the videos on a television or monitor, which has a surface, so we use the word on because it relates to the actual device. However, in about 10 years, when everyone is going to be wearing virtual or augmented reality glasses or headsets, would we technically be "in" the youtube videos at that point? People will be saying they saw it in the tubes, and at that point, you would be allowed to shoot them.

[@adamwatson9112]

@@crispybacon7937 Absolutely love that response. However, considering the general demographic of people watching these videos, I suspect your response will be lost on quite a few people. I find myself verbing the word "Google" as I have confidence that some people may have to Google the words you have used.

[@luissoto1491]

@@crispybacon7937 that's debatable, though I highly doubt the majority Will be saying "in" for a long Time since KZbin Is More of a spectator platform where people watch and at most interact vía comments. For the sake of mankind I hope most of the VR hype Is a Tad away from reality, it kind of makes obsolete the purpose of real life social interaction

[@greyson3421]

This dude never click baits or exaggerates, he is that good.

[@33GLOCK]

Lol

[@JustinRed624]

I guess that's because he's a lawyer

[@stormsurge6765]

Unlike every other youtuber. I agree

[@bobababy6089]

There is another channel that never clickbait. The daily dose of internet

[@HPFan4Life81]

No he's teaching people how to steel from retail stores

[@Raven3557]

-This is the lockpicking lawyer and today were gonna do a thing -does the thing -that's all I have for you today -as always, have a nice day Perfect content loop

[@randokaratajev2617]

Does the thing xd totally an underrated comment.

[@estebancarrera5188]

It's just that youtube changed the way videos make money so it forces content creators to add alot of filler to get to 10 mins

[@-The_Phantom]

Understandable , have a good day

[@lazyer0511]

This is what you call professionalism

[@williamplays0402]

You forgot the "Thank you" at the end!

[@Ms.Pronounced_Name]

I used to work at a place where this wouldn't have worked. It required 2 magnets, pulling in opposite directions, and the magnets needed to be stronger than the 2 magnets that were inside the device.

[@dumbage]

This tip saved me so much time and money

[@louster35]

hahahaha

[@kenzotenma1]

Funny

[@cryptoclyps5049]

Damnnn

[@DEV-rw7eu]

Shoplifting bruh

[@MichaelSmith-ku7ki]

Jail time?

[@middlefiddle5919]

"and thats how to open a top security vault in 3 seconds with a stick and a pack of skittles"

[@Sip_Dhit]

The skittles were to bribe the gaurds

[@bobafett6852]

And the stick was to finish them

[@dmitryklevchuk6436]

**Heist Completed**

[@drpinky504]

Is that the Macgyver method?

[@efeyzee]

@@bobafett6852 how would you finish someone with a stick? That's an odd kink...

[@OneMeanArtist]

Here's how you remove security tags. 12.3 million shoplifters: Interesting.

[@pariah_carey]

I had a similar reaction 😂 I have no clue why this was in my recommended feed. but hey, now I learned something new today!

[@ashleyshim2078]

@@pariah_carey lmaooo ikr

[@darrellwilliams1714]

I'm sure a good shoplifter already figure this out lol

[@mayathepsychiic]

@Linh Nguyen you're embarrassing yourself

[@00vargarv]

It goes for you too bud , you're here

[@entrthedragon]

Used self checkout during Xmas shopping and no one came over to remove. Beeps went off going out but it was busy so I thought I’ll just clip it off when I go home. Haven’t had a security tag in awhile and didn’t realize they use ink now. Used another vid but it wasn’t clear about the separation, so I was trying to pull them apart. This video was concise in saying to PUSH them together with the magnet. Worked like a charm and saved me the trip back.

[@thewhyofit]

commenting to find video when magnets arrive in post :)

[@peacefulkangaroo2120]

He has officially run out of actual locks to pick as has resorted to this. The curse of such skills.

[@pqrstzxerty1296]

Next week, now to open a sealed box of goodies without cutting the tape. Courier special episode. Amazon lockers, secret code that firepersons use to empty if a fire occurs. 123456

[@impartialknockback]

Next week, solving the impossible Mario maker 2 lock in 10 seconds

[@Ryn-yf8oe]

Ayyy love the profile pic 🤘🤘🤘🤘

[@poisonshroom64]

"And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer"

[@filiecs3]

One month from now: "Unlocking the secrets to the Universe in less than 60 seconds."

[@_remblanc]

Next video: *This is the Shoplifting Lawyer...*

[@wellesradio]

Oh, I love Haul videos!

[@user-ts9bz1jo4b]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Daravigos]

That was so funny! 😂😂😂

[@nocount7517]

Looked up 'shoplifting lawyer'. Was disappointed.

[@Asdayasman]

Rem is best girl. Subaru doesn't even deserve her.

[@vivaplays1664]

I love how he emphasizes I “bought” this and they “forgot” to take it off

[@TheLukasz032]

In fact that's pretty common. Especially in big stores, when cashiers aren't familiar with when the inventory staff puts their tags on, and the register only disables tags instead of alerting the cashier there is one.

[@UserError-gp8sl]

@@TheLukasz032 How it is at my store. Some sensors are just put in places that you wouldn't know to check unless you've been working there for a while. There's also the sensors on the back of jewelry that don't want to de-active, manufacturers sewing sensors into clothing and people hiding sensors they broke off (so they could steal) into other clothing. There's also a surprising amount of people who will continue walking even when the door goes off after they buy something.

[@firethefox282]

@@UserError-gp8sl u would be surprised at how well walking away after the door sensor goes off works. 90% of the time only employees care that u are taking off and even still most the time u can escape before one comes to u if u are far enough away.

[@bdaddyjames011976]

In all honesty he bought a bag of those disc alarms off eBay and just puts them on for the video. Just me... mmmhhmmm

[@jerthon1]

@@firethefox282 That's because most stores tell their employees not the chase the thieves,

[@jaggcalgary.7938]

This is the answer! I've tried all the tricks including a magnet but no one mentioned pressing the 2 halves together. Until you. Thank you so much. The ink security tag came off effortlessly when I pressed the 2 sides together 😀

[@TonySon]

Most people are thinking of stealing clothes, but I'm thinking of sticking these on my friends or someone I don't like

[@SheepWaveMeByeBye]

Baller ear plug bruh

[@spaceburger7462]

you evil evil man

[@theSon_YouAbandoned]

Chill Satan

[@mr.deadsoulwalking7736]

I was thinking the same thing

[@Tony-xi2qs]

You must not like your friends very much...

[@Quintaner]

His lock-picking side shows us how to remove tags off things we shoplift, and his lawyer side makes sure to never mention shoplifting.

[@zekearmstrong3342]

Underrated comment😂

[@davidmurphy1207]

@@zekearmstrong3342 overrated reply

[@thisisntmedicine4004]

but you just mentioned it

[@anthonycotto5258]

“Inventory control tag” 😏

[@DecisionsAreQuestionable]

@@davidmurphy1207 your right on the pot dave

[@jakee1d]

This guy makes every type of security a joke in seconds. “If you walk up to the white house, simply tickle the secret services chief and take a seat in the oval office.”

[@randomuserame]

There is no such thing as true security. There is only the practice of controlling/inventing the key/access control method (ie literal keys, rf cards, roprietary screw heads, etc) or making it take so arduous a task that the typically-untrained person/thief gives up trying or don't even make an attempt

[@ShadKS18XL]

It is super easy to steal in US - but that is also why there is no honor in it. It is way too easy and boring. Guys with self-respect won't steal in US/Canada stores. There is no challenge.

[@kroutkas5507]

@@ShadKS18XL In Europe, we also have these kind of ink-releasing antitheft tags. However, there are also devices at the exits of shops that will make a loud noise if you pass through them with one of these tags. Isn't it the case in North America?

[@NGCBLACKHOLE]

Kroutkas yes, there is

[@TheDisarminghinkle]

No, if you ACCIDENTALLY walk up to the White House with absolutely no malicious intent.

[@Deezy07]

This store i go to quite often, frequently forgets to remove these. Thanks for your assistance!!

[@beowulf9878]

He’s teaching us this so we’ll have to buy his lawerying services.

[@robertmoore1472]

Genius is what it is lol

[@abstract0407]

He's Partnered with lawyers

[@aaronhodkinson]

Good

[@gojeffgordon24]

Have you seen Lincoln Lawyer? Like at the end where he talks about repeat customers...that's his KZbin subscribers. Similar to a dentist office or gym putting out candy at the front desk! haha

[@muchozolf]

'ts all good man!

[@MarylandDevin]

Can you show me how to start my car in case I forget my keys

[@SuperfanGirl86]

Depends on the model and year of the car in question. Older cars are easy than newer. Older ones you just hot wire it, newer you just may want to leave a spare set with someone

[@6TH]

lol

[@ThePmso]

@@SuperfanGirl86 Or know where you can connect to the car pc. In Renault's cars, most times is behind some rubber surface (like where you put coins or cups)

[@hasanovgadir1678]

r whoooosh

[@mando9518]

@@hasanovgadir1678 no they get the joke but also know how to steal cars

[@TheLeTTaW]

I just realized how genius this is. He's creating business for himself as a lawyer by getting idiots to think they now know how to shoplift.

[@GoAvs69420]

Yeah because shoplifters call their lawyers soon as they get caught

[@jar-jarnotbinks7685]

Well, to be fair, he only show how to get rid of it, regardless how you've obtained the cloth. Not how to shoplift.

[@bjornolfactory9363]

Most places have extensive camera systems and will catch you no matter how slick you think you are. You'd pretty much have to work there or something. But even then it'd be so easy to tell who was doing it. Just don't shoplift.

[@jadekaay]

@@bjornolfactory9363 there's always blind spots

[@blueyandicy]

@@bjornolfactory9363 Shoplifting isn't that hard, really at all. Just don't do it in clothing stores. Unless it's a mom and pop, it will be literally impossible to get past the cameras sans putting clothes under your jacket in a changing room.

[@masonvevo.]

finally, a lockpicking video that I can do myself

[@FakeName-dz3ex]

I've never felt guilty watching a LPL video before. Neat.

[@alexdavis9324]

Don't feel guilty now. This is an educational video. A store manager now knows the flaw in his security.

[@SomeA-1]

@@alexdavis9324 a knowledgable store manager*

[@bonesymcjay6839]

Alex Davis they won’t change it these tags have worked the same for years all around the world.

[@Lunch_box]

When was the last time you had bad intentions and a strong magnet tho... Most people aren't that smart... And I feel hella guilty now hah

[@TallowTheQuoll]

Basically anyone who has worked in clothing retail knows this trick

[@londongrace5784]

[992] How to jam wifi security cameras during a robbery

[@daringpotato6639]

The answer: Raccoons

[@londongrace5784]

@@daringpotato6639 raccoons are the answer to everything

[@Vares65]

Wifi cameras? Don't jam em, hack em!

[@daringpotato6639]

@@londongrace5784 I concur

[@londongrace5784]

@@Vares65 lemme just use a RPI and an Alfa wifi antenna in monitor mode to see those packets in Wireshark. Ah, yes! All the packets are mine!

[@TheArbiter10]

One of my high school friends back in the day, who was very good at acquiring things, had a weird obsession with magnets. I think now I understand why....

[@NewEra90000]

f

[@pteppig]

YEA, MAGNETS (insert female 🐕 here ...)

[@miftahulfaris4400]

acquiring things. uhm yep

[@katchatt9827]

I'm like 999 u need one moreee

[@moehasan7534]

how the fuck do they work

[@pepperjackshack2439]

You might have to push the two sides together and also apply the magnet. The newer ones are spring tensioned together and you need to push the two half together to release the tension on the inside mechanism

[@MoveoverAndbark]

I won't watch again, but I think he said that...

[@lithiumkid]

@@MoveoverAndbark he absolutely said that

[@KitKno]

Next, "How to open a bank safe if you're a bank manager who forgot the key and code"

[@sonidhull111]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Btw, Banks' safe do not work like this.. they have strong mechanisms 3 keys at 3 levels and used by 2 separate people together. Single person can't open that. And we have cameras too in our vault room which is more secure and great

[@Lucifurion]

This happens to me all of the time. I'm getting sick to death of being accused of "robbery".

[@misschauffarde5112]

"it's a vault what do we need? a drill ! it's a bigger vault what do we need ? TWO DRILL !"

[@noobland3601]

@@misschauffarde5112 made in china drill :troll:

[@NWolfsson]

@@misschauffarde5112 "We've been locked in! What do we do?!" *Partner looks up in a serious manner* "My drill will be the drill that pierces the heavens!" (For anyone wondering, the last is a quote from Gurren Lagann, an anime where a boy from a troglodyte society goes on a quest to drill up to the surface, maybe even to space! ... There is a giant robot with cool glasses.)

[@Dimaz42]

Next: _"How to lock pick your car that you left in stranger's driveway"_

[@culturecanvas777]

🤣

[@jeromesuarez5293]

🤣

[@Archades6969]

Lol hate when I do that.

[@keithklassen5320]

The prophecy is true! Check his newest videos.

[@michaelpettersson4919]

It could happen. I occationaly realise that I am at a neigbours door and that is why my key doesn't work. It could be the same with cars. 😄

[@nqrtzy8765]

“This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and today we’ll be showing you how to break into and out of the U.S. Federal Reserve without getting caught, just in case you were in need of some gold”

[@culturecanvas777]

Fort Knox 🤣

[@PP-uv1kw]

sorry....nothing there but paper

[@soldat-flantier2542]

Payday 2 in a nutshell

[@firefoxbox9882]

The fr dosnt hold gold hasent for a long time now......

[@SkylerBaird]

No need to break in they just keep printing.

[@lokiva8540]

Some comments suggest RFID tags remove fundamentally differently than these with ink. Some RFID tags are hidden inside boxes at the manufacturer, while some are cable binders around product. Others are exactly the same pin and magnets system as in this video.

[@fizzyjoecsgo7154]

“If you wanna avoid a trip back to the store” *searches house for magnet* *drives to the store to buy magnet*

[@Linuxdirk]

So better bring the magnet to the store next time and use it right on location.

[@oofshapedhuman4974]

Well I mean whilst you’re out...

[@get_a_job_bro]

I mean... If it works, it works.

[@The2Dennis]

well, if you have an old hdd laying around, that you are not ever going to use again. there is a powerfull magnet inside. i have like 3 in the junk drawer

[@dominikmilien]

Very much underrated

[@Cameister]

“Why is this guy filming in our clothing store”

[@lzxty6024]

Hes at home

[@olteanbogdan3528]

Hahaha good one jack

[@sweats_4287]

r/wooosh

[@AkiFrictionz]

T-Series Is GAY and it’s a joke

[@8888k]

MelanisticRat _ That doesn’t even make sense in this context you dipshit

[@thetartarianfederation]

"You don't want a criminal lawyer, you want a CRIMINAL lawyer" -Jesse Pinkman

[@virtualgod3324]

Science, bitch!

[@thekingduckkun2013]

LETS GO, Mr. White

[@hackerjamsandjustweggamer]

Just started watching

[@kcjazz62]

I like that quote!... is the Author Italian as well?... I just had to laugh!

[@SilentScholar1023]

@@kcjazz62 ??

[@danleeselman4827]

thanks for showing thieves and shoplifters how to beat security-related devices.

[@stuflames4769]

Some lawyers wait for their next shoplifting case. The LPL is a little more proactive.

[@77tigers26]

Lmao.

[@switchprocontrollersplatoo7240]

This is a good one

[@ezrakainz]

LPL: Removes Tag LPL: Puts tag back on

[@Doctor_Dank]

LPL: Removes tag for realsies this time

[@nauro9187]

Nothing to see here officer

[@Theo-ob8wm]

Good man

[@lifeisnotokay]

"not a fluke"

[@johnweber4504]

This was exactly my thought process while watching this video

[@zacri9434]

How do I get into "my" house when I "forgot" "my" keys?

[@papagal2553]

just use a strong magnet

[@chickenstriprobotics3161]

I’d recommend going to your “other” house and check to see if it’s unlocked

[@silic8873]

window... and a chair

[@Clay50]

XD

[@legueu]

Call in the swat team. No door, no problem.

[@Morgja]

When I worked in retail many years ago I got tired of having to keep taking items to the front to remove the tags if they were faulty (ones with speakers) because the keys were attached to registers so I ended up just buying a strong magnet and kept it with me when I worked.

[@payitforwardpower9910]

“Save a trip back to the store”. Goes to the store to buy a magnet.

[@cl0kwrk0rng34]

A different store

[@cl0kwrk0rng34]

@Natsu Dragneel I don’t know if those will be strong enough.

[@davidjames1063]

Magnets are useful. Most already have them--if you do any handiwork at all.

[@anthonyhewitt9397]

@@cl0kwrk0rng34 any speaker over 8 inches would probably work

[@Bagledog5000]

Luckily I play guitar, so I have access to big magnets. Who would have thought playing guitar would be so handy?!?

[@MrDesard1]

I'm starting to think that this whole channel is part of an elaborate legal defense for a kleptomaniac with a law degree

[@jan_vyhnak]

he is lawyer and needs to eat.. he's just making new clients.

[@Darkside007]

@Jason Urchasko In his SaintCon keynote he talks about his prior career as a contracts lawyer. Being a lockpick KZbinr ended up being better for him.

[@wonderbars36]

Some of the content on this channel I'm amazed hasn't been flagged for showing this shit; yes those whom have worked retail will know this, but plenty of people didn't until after seeing it.

[@profpuffofficial2]

Won't get flagged due to context stated

[@kenrurounishin6039]

😂

[@TheCorship]

People in the comments making fun how this "security" is a joke dont see the purpose. It's not meant to repell professionals. It's meant to stop the opporunity thief.

[@supeme3153]

Ig we professionals now

[@feel.s1304]

Having a magnet and watching a video doesn't make you a professional.

[@supeme3153]

Feel.s ok

[@feel.s1304]

@@supeme3153 wasn't talking to you

[@ShrtStfflp]

as the saying goes, keeps an honest man honest.

[@Eejit]

He should make an April fool's video of one of these where he just says: "Pay."

[@delevilme]

what makes you think he didn't pay for the garment, universal stupidity?

[@Eejit]

@@delevilme What makes you think he did pay for the garment, delevilme?

[@delevilme]

@@Eejit this something like i have to prove God doesn't exist just because you believe it does?

[@Eejit]

@@delevilme I honestly can't even understand what you're trying to say.

[@delevilme]

@@Eejit "A special case of argumentum ad ignorantium is the fallacy of putting the burden of proof on the person who denies or questions an assertion."

[@zacksrandomprojects9698]

I showed my wife this and now she's coming home with a lot more clothes when she goes shopping for some reason...

[@skaldlouiscyphre2453]

@@tanto1572 Apparently she tells her boyfriend more than her husband.

[@cumjesus]

@@skaldlouiscyphre2453 oh

[@Mello_Loves_Mujin]

Well damn, these replies went from 0 to 100 real quick..

[@davidjames1063]

Funny !

[@Cringemoment4045]

Thousandth like

[@gooseholla1]

"This is the sock nicking lawyer"

[@Illadelphia]

This needs more likes

[@judgejudyslover]

@@Illadelphia Americans won’t understand nicking

[@Bowie5386]

@@judgejudyslover Your comment gave me the right nudge haha. I think in some areas it might mean the same thing, but "nicking" here mostly means making a small incision.

[@randomdude2550]

Rofl

[@jadekaiser7840]

@@judgejudyslover Yes, as it turns out, we would. At least some of us.

[@florianewers1270]

„This is how you open the jail, in case they forgot to let you out.“

[@iaminside1]

I use to work in a store with locks keeping high value items locked up. The lock prevented you from pulling the item off the hook. Things like Razor Blades mostly. The "key" was just a strong magnet we kept behind the counter.

[@fufuberry23]

LPL in the courtroom Defendant: "I tried the door but it was locked." LPL: *under his breath* "amateur"

[@misterhat5823]

Objection! That's a Master lock. They practically open themselves your Honor.

[@fufuberry23]

@@misterhat5823 lmaooooo

[@robinturner2300]

Old saying... If it's not bolted down, its mine...and if I can undo it... it ain't bolted down...

[@xboxisgay23]

You arent funny. 😧

[@jvhx711]

@@xboxisgay23 Objection! There is one glaring contradiction in your testimony! Upon further examination of the chat logs we can clearly see you have no sense of humor!

[@covid-mx9ng]

Lockpicking lawyer: This is only for educational purposes only Shoplifters:

[@katakis1]

@@QWERTY-of8qh gotta get them clients somehow

[@AfterShock-vu6ug]

xXsail hatinXx .....As a loss prevention officer in one of the few states where we are allowed to detain and handle perps, I love this! If I catch someone doing this I can beat them mercilessly and the local police are not going to say anything. I love my job! All criminals if all kinds can eat a bowl of violence up. It is what they deserve after all. Thanks!

[@iamme8359]

Aftershock 7878 m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3XImGqMp9V7mK8

[@imevil974]

@@AfterShock-vu6ug using excessive force when you arrest someone is a crime, are you gonna beat yourself up as well? Also I cannot believe that you would be stupid enough to incriminate yourself in KZbin public comments, so I hope you're just larping for your own sake

[@tastedawaste1367]

AfterShock 7878 this comment has very high crack head energy

[@philmyers9076]

A 5$ anti-theft device protecting a 2$ sweater, retail 80$.

[@vancoverdeduction9032]

capitalism bay bee

[@hum3447]

@Jay You know not every sweater is going to be $80 right?

[@kaneriseley3124]

@@hum3447 thanks captain obvioius, your economic knowledge is greatly apreciated

[@hum3447]

​@@kaneriseley3124 I know its aprreciated, i dont need to tell me. Sadly, even the obvious goes over ancaps heads. :/

[@cognitivedisruption5375]

Thank you so much!! All of the stuff I, “bought”, from the mall is now safely untagged for resale!!!!

[@AfroRyan]

Yes...now I can finally steal as many inventory control tags as I wish!

[@misschauffarde5112]

Moar ink

[@brancakes8888]

Fucking diabolical

[@omgvague]

@@misschauffarde5112 Ink do be expensive

[@SchardtCinematic]

Put them on your friends clothing as a joke. Then let them panic and cause ink to go all over thier cloths.

[@AfroRyan]

I'll never go hungry again! *crunchcrunchcrunch* aaaawwwww refreshing.

[@AlvinCornelius]

Perfect, just in time for my Christmas shopping.

[@somedude8714]

Jase M outdoors How do you think Santa gets all the presents?

[@2percburke41]

Alvin Cornelius 😭😭😭💀

[@shonuff420]

HELL YEAHHH LOL

[@Kurosaka]

*s h o pp i n g*

[@ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588]

Hey all just a PSA Santa got shot in a drug deal gone sour he is now in a basement somewhere in Mexico.

[@diogotranslator]

“My wife is usually the victim probably because she shops a lot more" Yeaaahh..... let's go with that....

[@Valeblazer]

Loooool

[@canadianpyro6049]

Ahahaha this has never happened to me... I thought those things made the alarm go off? Or is this just a thing that ruins the clothing with the ink if someone tries to steal it? I've never seen the ink ones before so I'm just curious

[@GammaRingHunter]

@@canadianpyro6049 pretty much

[@koatam]

@@canadianpyro6049 They do the same thing with bags of money. If you try to force one of those bags open, a dye pack will explode and ruin the money.

[@blackharvest13]

@@canadianpyro6049 this has happened to me alot. Mainly at the mall.

[@KONAmustang50]

I've used 8" Linesman Pliers to cut the back one off. Slowly and carefully close the cutting edge of the jaws on the pin and under the plastic. Snap the pin.

[@A1Cpadilla]

It still puts up a stronger fight than a Masterlock.

[@bethebestfaize]

That's a low blow

[@osmacar5331]

@@bethebestfaize just like a mastetlock

[@JoschuaSchmidt]

"Next time the store forgets to remove its tag..." - Yep, that´s exactly what I´m here fore. Nothing else.

[@thisisntmedicine4004]

yup, absolutly...*whispers* so, what are you getting?

[@alberttard3744]

@@thisisntmedicine4004 ps5

[@thisisntmedicine4004]

@@alberttard3744 uhm...i think that trick only works for the ones on clothes and thats a little too big to smuggle out, don't you think?

[@alberttard3744]

@@thisisntmedicine4004 step 1 steal baggy clothes Step 2 steal ps5 Step 3 put ps5 in baggy clothes Walk away

[@thisisntmedicine4004]

@@alberttard3744 I don't think there are clothe which would be big enough, if you wanna go that big, you might as well take a backpack

[@joshrix9400]

"Next time the store forgets to take of the tag..." This dude definitely a lawyer.

[@volkanokan]

Lol

[@konrad8541]

No doubt

[@NoSoupForYouu]

He's not a lock picking lawyer, but rather a lawyer who lock picks

[@ZeranZeran]

I've actually had this happen to me like 4 times, and its annoying as hell. Stop doing Heroin, Kohls employees.

[@sleepygummi]

No one tell my manager I said this, but yeah these round sensors just need a strong magnet. Honestly shoplifters are more of an inconvenience more than anything. That Polo Ralph Lauren and Michael Kors isn't coming out of my paycheck lmao

[@d.w.stratton4078]

Imagine you're out shopping and you hear in the next aisle: "Clearance on aisle 1, aisle 2 is set, aisle 3 is binding..."

[@mick2d2]

Underated comment! 8)

[@shivamhire9869]

False reset on aisle 4

[@JS-rv3et]

A little bit of counter marketing on the top shelf

[@magich8ball]

Got a nice click in Aisle 5

[@brianadams6628]

"Nice Hiss" on Aisle #6 😁

[@ocarinaplaya]

I kinda want to see what would need to be done to trigger the ink release.

[@drphil7024]

More than likely pulling on it would snap the ink chambers

[@earthavi]

the ink capsules are usually made of thin glass so any force applied to it or flexing the plastic will break the capsule(s)

[@danielhoward8354]

Easy go remove it at the store no magnet

[@Tsuchimursu]

@@danielhoward8354 except they'll just use another magnet at the store so no it won't be done without a magnet

[@UsernameNotTaken2]

@@Tsuchimursu I think he's talking about ripping it off before going to the till

[@jonnyneutral7288]

"Today I'm going to show you how to break out of prison just incase the guards forgot to let you out"

[@Kitsune_Chara_CG]

"So we simply pick this lock and then we pick this guys brain were basicly hacking him but in a more old school way"

[@caltheuntitled8021]

*Turns himself in “One more time to show it wasn’t a fluke”

[@jhi4014]

Ok folks, as you can see the bar where Epstein killed himself is the most secure thing in this prison as any one can enter using any one of these entry points, but thats all I have for you today. please subsribe and have a nice day.

[@iBeerus-]

@@caltheuntitled8021 fucking gold

[@TMeyer-ge5pj]

I purchased a dress at the goodwill outlet with one of those on it ! I saw it at the goodwill but I wanted it. If I can't get it off I'll just cut off the bottom and make it a mini dress

[@deepcitrus7023]

"every couple of months" hey man, your wife might have a problem.

[@WineScrounger]

Cheaper than having to pay for them, so...

[@dsandoval9396]

LOL!!! Like, "Hey, LPL. I think it's time for an intervention."

[@EGarrett01]

He's just making up a reason to show you how to pick another lock.

[@microcolonel]

This is the Lockpicking Lawyer, and today I'm going to show you how to open this UNITED STATES BUREAU OF PRISONS lock.

[@EndEverEsports]

Cheaper to keep her

[@ryangreen3382]

At this point people should just let LPL do whatever he wants, the guy can escape from anything now

[@SCUUZEM3]

ryan green he could even escape death

[@DoraTheMFDestroya]

@@SCUUZEM3 "today I'm going to show you how to lock pick the gate of the afterlife, in case you want to be home by dinner."

[@danbarnard745]

@@DoraTheMFDestroya "The gates of the afterlife have fairly inexcusable locks, I will demonstraight. Click out of 1, nothing on 2, click on 3, a nice click on 4 ... 5 is set, click out of six."

[@DoraTheMFDestroya]

@@danbarnard745 "I won seventy five souls by unlocking this hellgate in seven seconds."

[@WilliamHaist]

"today I'm going to show you how to unlock the exit of the convenience store so you can finally return home from going to buy some milk"

[@malachihormel7994]

"Now I can shoplift all the clothes I want!" -Me, who is afraid to jaywalk

[@d_mighty8723]

Same

[@d_mighty8723]

@Yongo Bazuk r/thathappened

[@olipolygon]

@@d_mighty8723 woah we did it reddit we owned them ohhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh gottem

[@olipolygon]

@Braden Childers okay that made me laugh thank you

[@deathtoweebs2725]

@Braden Childers this isnt reddit stfu

[@Rylar126]

The amount of polo shirts I once owned- that had holes in the neck from store beepers was ridiculous 😅

[@Ay_Shun]

“How to borrow clothes *effortlessly* from a store without paying”

[@parsytype4455]

Permanently

[@galeaiken3841]

But mostly peaceful

[@kingswift782]

Without spending any money

[@eopatcjo]

Only if you put the tag on your old clothes and hide it somewhere in the store. It's actually a mutually beneficial relationship. I take those cheap, normal, clean, blue, blue jeans and wear them for a bit; getting months of use out of some pants. Then when I return them with the dye faded, knees worn through, and covered in blotchy stains; Kohls gets to sell them as upcharged "distressed" blue jeans. Win-Win really.

[@Maki-00]

Anyone, who has ever worked in a retail store and has used these devices already know how to do this!

[@Vovo9000]

When I was little, I always thought that the liquid inside it was a poison to kill thieves.

[@krzysztofczarnecki8238]

Like the two liquids mix and react releasing a cloud of poison gas

[@darkracer1252]

@@krzysztofczarnecki8238 it explodes. hence the "may cause injury"

[@Subscribble]

As someone who works at a clothing store I can confirm that these inks are actually poisons and if you touch them you'll die. Hey, that's what the training video said at least.

[@manaspradhan8041]

@@Subscribble I am so annoyed that this is what American consumption culture has brought. They would rather something gets wasted, than they lose a couple cents

[@johnbunceiii2668]

@@manaspradhan8041 Why should the company seek to protect assets that are illegally being removed from the property? They'd rather see the items destroyed if they're not going to be paid for either way.

[@Robnoxious77]

Next video: “How to open and start any car in just seconds” - Next time you forget your keys just ...

[@billybobjoe198]

This was basically a reality 35 years ago. And a total and complete reality 50 years ago. Ignition switches used to be super simple and accessible with no electronics security systems to get in your way.

[@Chris-nq6cm]

Even 50 years ago, you would still need to break the column lock

[@Robnoxious77]

byw my brother used to steal cars with a broken pair of scissors 😆

[@mentalcase4299]

The older GMC trucks and SUVs would start with the flat screwdriver. Thieves in Chicago would seek those out.

[@jasonkrohn5416]

My dad started his old car with a flat head screwdriver. 😂 no joke

[@royrice8021]

This is a great, free online course for up and coming criminals. Keep up the good work! 👍