a boring video

this is some stuff i do in between videos
music:
Elija who - a random song they DM'd me a year ago (comic shop 92bpm)
Summer Salt - Driving to Hawaii
Allem Iversom - Downwards

[@sentinelav]

Michael's genius on full display. He took a camera into a dust storm because he knows the cameraman never dies.

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@xxxkenodxd2823]

The paranormal activity franchise is looking at you kinda funny right now

[@NamebeDale_592]

Exactly

[@vanshjalora8706]

ah yes, more of the backrooms concepts i needed. wai-

[@warriordarkgaming]

The Blair Witch Project is giving you the side eye

[@LRCR1]

I love how Michael did everything you're supposed to not do when a dust storm hits and was still completely fine.

[@laughingmarx8294]

May i ask what you're supposed to do? im curious

[@Silva-avliS]

@@laughingmarx8294 wait it out probably

[@Killbayne]

​@@laughingmarx8294 probably do what the clear instructions in the emergency message said

[@DuxGalt]

@@Silva-avliS now that sounds boring. but also probably yah

[@zapz]

Sand storm is just storm with sand

[@Bettybiker1]

Pov: You just watched his short about termites and are checking if he uploaded any new videos... spoiler, he hasn't 😂

[@Osamu_Dazai25]

Literally me 😅

[@starcollapse5227]

Bruh xD

[@ClaytonBigsby01]

I did that. And your mom

[@ClaytonBigsby01]

I did that. And your mom

[@ClaytonBigsby01]

Seriously there's big girls just try harder. Bless their fatty congealed hearts😢

[@wonderingrifter4347]

I enlisted, graduated hs, finished boot camp, got surgery and recovered, and bought a new car since Micheal posted this

[@BusterBrown-xo6em]

LOL

[@KZGames9967]

bro i got a whole ass girlfriend then LOST that same gf and micheal still hasn’t uploaded (obviously i could never get a gf, i watch michael reeves)

[@ddan1998]

@@KZGames9967I got and lost two girlfriends since he posted this video damn😭😭😭

[@mushudragonusa2014]

Hell yeah brother!

[@teejyy]

Hey congratulations man thats huge. Very good job on completing car buying

[@nicolasbienz5776]

"Not everything has to be a fucking life lesson" is a great life lesson

[@mmomaster1387]

The irony

[@zackfoster3208]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah you didnt understand the assignment! dw i do get the joke, but I tried to be funny now tell me I failed like my parents and my teachers do

[@quantumblur_3145]

​@@zackfoster3208 self deprecation funy

[@ictogon]

responsibility's cool but there's more things in life

[@RagingTsunamiClips]

NOTeVERTgubginG IS A FHSLIDW E}} LESGONSDBN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EVERYTHISGNDJKBNG LEARINGIN BRAIN HURT SHIIIIETEETET

[@CinJyxxe]

Michael knowing literally nothing about cars and somehow managing to fix his car with zero outside help is basically the most Michael Reeves thing I can imagine.

[@piwi2775]

bruh I doubt he knows nothing about cars

[@rider573]

Lucky he didn't get blasted with boiling coolant.

[@kaiokenxt1154]

You realize half the stuff he says is for content.

[@staffofthecrystalserpant7751]

Even if he didn't know anything dude works in robotics. I'd imagine he's smart enough to see "hmm liquid from tube not good fix tube"

[@dumbkid234]

yeah putting coolant into the overflow instead of the radiator, I'm surprised that truck didn't overheat

[@easternplatypus]

crazy to think that babies are fully developed in the time michael uploads two videos

[@isuubeli1672]

I was crazy once!

[@Nonamesspls]

Nah babies usually come out of the womb with a spot on their head that isn’t finished yet

[@korton9420]

The once a year upload coming in 3 months

[@deathking4119]

My sister announced she was pregnant about a day or 2 after this upload (she told me the same day she took the test lmao) and she has given birth about a little over a month ago. So yes a baby has been fully developed and birthed within the time frame between when the video was uploaded and now. Fricken nuts to think about.

[@klausjurgen2696]

@@deathking4119 if your sister would’ve frigged the nuts you wouldn’t be an uncle now.

[@optinium1665]

Hello everyone, you are all here waiting to see if Michael will break his record for longest time between uploads

[@gamingwolf7895]

Fr

[@mattontop]

what's the record?

[@jashuahurtado4488]

​@@mattontop I believe 11 months.

[@optinium1665]

9 days off from a whole year between his Robot Dog video and Goldfish Stocks

[@james_400]

We due for an upload soon 💀

[@ethanhoffer5268]

Can we take time to appreciate that Michael made this video after 2 months just so he could use the motorcycle as a tax write off. Most Michael thing ever

[@canadadrynotcanadian393]

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

[@ernestopena6777]

ohmygod

[@spongeboobstar5488]

How does that work

[@jimmehbob6576]

@@spongeboobstar5488 you see, because of reasons, if you buy something for work you can write it off and dont really have to pay taxes on it (I have no knowledge of tax law)

[@brtnrobby]

Essentially how it works is, if he paid $10k for the bike ( no idea the price, just for the example ) he can now write off $10k at the end of the year, meaning whatever he owes in taxes, he can deduct $10k (price of the bike) from it because it was used for work (in this video) lmao genius

[@sharxbyte]

Thank you to the editors who recovered the gopro and the AI who made synthesis of mIchaels voice, and faked the rest of the video. We'll miss you Michael, RIP

[@Merlin3434]

Amen

[@HIIMABE]

Amen

[@younghex9577]

Amen

[@_altair.z]

Amen

[@colton5604]

Amen

[@ExZotic77]

Michael when you posted this video I had no kid, now I have a kid.

[@jkcent7621]

Samsies king

[@Case2_0]

I was just thinking that when I saw how long it’s been. There’s whole new people between uploads

[@Beef_jerky_official]

@@Case2_0I’ve been watching since 2019😭 I think he forgot about us

[@SinfullyHera]

​@@Case2_0A new person is born every day.

[@user-ek8dn7tq5o]

MICHAEL MAKE A VIDEO WE ARE STARVING OUT HERE

[@malyckrentz9346]

The "hey dude, listen up. Don't die in the dessert" Signs were major foreshadowing to this story.

[@ditchfood8047]

Laughed at that too

[@PussTheLegend]

@cerint .

[@argr08]

🍧🍧🍧🍰🍰🍰 dessert

[@endertrade4893]

when i was in the national park i saw that sign around 5 times

[@immanuelessien14]

Don’t end up like that German family

[@Ididathing]

Youve convinced me. Im getting a motorbike as well

[@ZaneCrockett]

I did the first reply

[@Miodb]

Would be a cool video, you and Michael are alike in humour. Love your stuff

[@gamemythYT]

Thing a did I?

[@ItsSyfe]

add blades to the motorbike, how else are you going to cut your lawn?

[@Double0hTater]

TO THE OUTBACK WITH YE Edit: dont fuckinig die though.

[@jaaceek321]

this man could have a child between every video and still have time left over

[@cyber_hole1757]

this aged well lol

[@jaaceek321]

@@cyber_hole1757 wdym ?

[@deathknight1239]

​@jaaceek321 it's been another month

[@cyber_hole1757]

no he had a child lol

[@jaaceek321]

@@cyber_hole1757 wait what ?

[@ElverGalarga-xy5oq]

I was gone for a deployment and this man has not posted a single video LMAOOOOOO

[@HogRiderOfficial]

That is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard

[@flamingscythe6268]

im sorry for your loss

[@griffins750]

Yeah but he’s been busy bro kzbin.info/www/bejne/bprdgYmspLOkpNEsi=RDO0aAlKQTtghihw

[@Postaldude2003]

Oof. Where were you deployed?

[@LJaded]

michael’s ability to hide how terrifying a situation is pretty incredible

[@skyrobot68robot98]

michael*

[@gamingcow7796]

i think he just has it under control or doesnt care at all

[@Splinter-ge9pf]

​@@skyrobot68robot98no, michael's is correct

[@Vozird]

@@skyrobot68robot98 it should be "is, is"

[@rynn_3988]

I literally just watched a video about ppl being lead to their death on death valley and tbh I was nervous af for him.

[@ThatDudeinBlue]

I'm pretty sure Michael would be the most entertaining car channel of all time.

[@jedruz]

he actually would be

[@Tidepods4breakfast]

Can we get a review of Michael's truck? 😂

[@SumriseHD]

That's because Michael would be the most entertaining anything channel of all time.

[@alexandercruz6264]

id be interesting to say the least

[@GameCat872]

Agreed

[@Why-ly7ee]

Imagine trying to convince future generations that Michael Reeves is real

[@heelylife]

XD

[@UrbanFever69]

Father please it has been a year. Give me more sustenance

[@BukovTervicz]

I've never been so worried a mc would somehow manage to die despite the fact that they were narrating a story that already happened

[@leeman23664]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2SnqnWKisuDqcU Finally it’s Here🤠

[@skywardstargaze1768]

@@leeman23664 👴

[@gazterr6756]

Words can’t express how much I agree

[@LucasGleason]

I did a thing.

[@JPLangley_]

@@leeman23664 that was so fucking bad lol

[@caspersmith3922]

Out of all the deadly shit Michael has made over his years on KZbin, this is by far the most stressful video on his channel

[@ditchfood8047]

Agreed.

[@joshstander]

Agreed. And I'm a financial planner who's portfolio got beat by a fish.

[@firestar1056]

Having dropped out of engineering school implies in having gotten into engineering school, and getting into engineering school requires enough skill and ability that fixing common car issue shouldn't be a too difficult.

[@enb3810]

​@@firestar1056 that's obviously not what they're talking about. Plenty of people get stranded in the desert. Especially during dust storms.

[@justcallmesiv]

@@enb3810 pretty sure he was making a joke

[@reeseg3618]

Theory- Michal’s new video was supposed to be about his Barbie bike, but since it got stolen he had to scrap it, but that’s just a theory

[@odiousghoul]

mayhaps, i imagine hes gonna post when he goes on his motorcycle trip through japan with ludwig since thats next month (i think)

[@Fullymetal785]

It’s been 9 months I’m starving for Michael reeves content

[@TekuTaurus]

Michael Reeves dailying a shitbox Ranger and pretending to be a municipal worker to avoid garbage fees has made me respect him even more than I already did.

[@Di3mondDud3]

Tbf, shitbox rangers are reliable as hell and easy to fix, I mean he barely tried and it stopped leaking.

[@tmfchickadee7785]

As soon as he started about the truck i was reminiscing about my Ranger from my last job. Good two years in that pos

[@HailHydra27]

He's just like me FR FR

[@sr.365]

A man of the people

[@dominicbolt8039]

😮😮😢

[@jordanlarson6488]

This was way closer to a near death experience than I think most people realize. You can get lost and turned around in the desert so quickly and end up miles away from anything.

[@Leange5]

He had at least one GPS so it wasn't that close to a near death experience.

[@chronocases9752]

Especially in a dust storm and alone. He was lucky to be close enough to see the power lines but this vid still gave me anxiety.

[@kr1t704]

@@Leange5 yeah but when youre in the middle of nowhere with no service and youre not in a general location to pinpoint your starting point so you can travel back to where you were having a gps doesnt really matter. if he could use it basically half the video wouldnt exist and that half is the part that is the near death experience

[@bruellaffenbaumd7159]

@@kr1t704 you know gps doesn't need cell service to work right?

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@FlamingGuitar123]

Can you imagine, someone is hiking in the desert and they see Michael falling off his bike and screaming "YEA BOIII" below them in the valley. His voice echoes everywhere

[@clown2061]

I hope he didnt get burnt out and thats why father left us

[@jeanpoXD]

I wonder how was the reaction of Lily when: 1- Michael explained his idea 2- Saw the videos and listen the stories from his journey

[@waker_link]

Panic attack

[@thomasphillips885]

Who's Lily?

[@ajvinoski6924]

@@thomasphillips885 his girlfriend, her channel is lilypichu

[@legoboy-ox2kx]

@@thomasphillips885 LilyPichu

[@tonyis_lit1137]

@@thomasphillips885 Michael’s favorite test subject romantically and forcibly

[@StevenHe]

I would watch you reading a shampoo bottle. Top tier content❤

[@maxidescribedeternity7584]

you are a sexy dude

[@xuhnbottomtext6969]

I would watch him build a robot that reads a shampoo bottle

[@death2foolz182]

Omg it's the other funny man. (Beijing corn x Reeves collab?)

[@krombop212]

Here's me hoping for a future collaboration between these two

[@Ghostookas]

“may include sodium laureth sulfate, ammonium laureth sulfate, sodium lauryl sulfate, and ammonium lauryl sulfate. Do not use if pregnant”

[@JacobGeorge-yn6tb]

Michael is a guy that I randomly think about and search him up and get severely disappointed cause he never drops

[@solomondenning]

I just remembered this duded existed. Checked to see if he uploaded a new video. He indeed hasn't 😂

[@Messsyy]

same

[@harryarchie53]

I wonder how many hours Lily spent argueing with Michael about driving to a desert and then to twitch con by HIMSELF.

[@louvie1066]

She probably inspired the idea. She's a content genius.

[@sinuslebastian6366]

Who's Lily?

[@sammiisdead8965]

​@@sinuslebastian6366 lilypichu, his girlfriend

[@noodlebug8430]

Where is she? I thought she would have come with like with the robo dog trip

[@yaboi-km2qn]

@@noodlebug8430 to ride dirt bikes? doesn't seem like her thing to me.

[@ElezyerArts]

Michael getting lost, getting stuck in a dust storm, finding his truck, and then immediately talking about what he's gonna make for dinner is proof that he genuinely has no fear

[@tomergngn]

He did have a nightmare, so he has SOME fears

[@elijahcriswell1658]

The real world can't be scarier than his own imagination

[@kyekruchoski1457]

Micheal reeves 2024

[@capalxy]

no way this was a yr ago i watched this the day it uploaded

[@Your_local_neanderthaw]

Baby's have been born since this video has been posted

[@keydenedward2612]

babies* and they are born everyday genius

[@Your_local_neanderthaw]

Misspelled my bad and I was making a 9 months joke

[@hywodena]

Baby's have been born since this comment has been made

[@KocoMocha]

Michael was possibly on the verge of becoming a trail marker, yet somehow, managed to still keep the humour up

[@MrSimpsondennis]

I think that's mostly editing-michael, In-the-moment-Michael probably was pretty stressed.

[@charlesm.2604]

@@MrSimpsondennis deception

[@BigG61]

@@MrSimpsondennis based from his response when he found the road, correct.

[@furryhunter8897]

.

[@OkiSuwen]

Michael has the personality of a comedian, the maturity of a 12 year old, and the intellect of an MIT student and I love it

[@izzieb]

The height of a 12 year old too, for that matter.

[@sonhegdeog7454]

A girlfriend that looks 12 years old

[@lee-oh1vy]

and the morals of a seagull

[@Urfatandihateu]

cake lord

[@Urfatandihateu]

with out the comedian and hes really stupid

[@bread1321]

I can't believe he voice acts in a game before he makes another video, what a mad lad

[@thatoneperson827]

I’ve gotten a college credit, gone to 3 concerts, had 2 family members die, joined 4 clubs, changed my wardrobe, moved, had 4 friends graduate all before his next upload

[@1.4142]

It's crazy how he decided to go to the desert the day the worst dust storm of the year happened. I was monitoring that thing on weather cameras on Oct 6, 2022.

[@bunnyk7671]

Did you see michael there

[@bsn2431]

I agree with you

[@flo5823]

It had everything: -> the spirit of adventure -> an element of surprise -> pissing cams -> a climax -> and a nice fadeout Nice 🐢

[@pein2168]

don't forget minecraft parkour and subway surfers

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@a_mEmE]

@@EEEEEEEE E

[@DIRTYPLACCY]

Legend😊😊

[@lankthytheunforgiving4437]

And don't forget the best part, S A N D

[@firstfromabove]

Some say he's still wandering the desert to this day

[@luschmiedt1071]

It has been so long i thought this was a new video when youtube recommended it.

[@peytonalexander5300]

I just imagine Michael telling Lily about this ordeal and her just beating the absolute shit out of him for putting himself in that situation and almost dying 😂

[@frandurrieu6477]

100% gave her a heart attack

[@novikovPrinciple]

I imagine he didn't even tell her, and instead just showed her this video after posting it.

[@Garrbear420]

She would 100%think he's gaslighting her

[@selfloathinggameing]

Whos Lily

[@teotlehecatl490]

​@@selfloathinggameing his girlfriend

[@User-e454t]

You don't even KNOW how fast I clicked this.

[@AdonisCreed_]

i was faster 😎

[@dillonlai1290]

Ikr i clicked the notif so quickly

[@bluefireanimation9431]

Fr doe

[@albertthejoey6680]

Same

[@spap6407]

Ong

[@boba_kitty7987]

You tell me to let Michael Reeves cook... I've been waiting 10 god damn months for my next meal.

[@pencilpanic6709]

Waiting for this guy to upload is like waiting for the return of chist

[@walnterwite]

fr

[@DerekPretorius1]

@@walnterwitereal

[@walnterwite]

@@DerekPretorius1 real

[@thomasv1317]

Fun Fact. For those who are not car savvy, the reason why the coolant said to not add water is because they sell two versions of Coolant one is pre-mixed and the other is concentrated ethylene glycol. premixed coolants already have a 50/50 ratio so you do not add water. In the concentrated ethylene glycol, you need to add water since the water does the cooling while the glycol is a additive to increase the boiling temperature and decrease the freezing temperature.

[@speirk]

Did they not replace ethylene glycol with propylene glycol as ethylene glycol is both toxic and attractive to dogs?

[@sr.365]

​@@speirk I was gonna say, it's practically impossible for me to find it around my area. Thing has been completely removed off the shelves unless I'm purchasing it online

[@meapyboy12345]

Well thats a coincidence i just got into my solutions chemistry unit and i just learned that yesterday

[@roguepotato9967]

yep and wasnt he supposed to put the coolant in the radiator by opening the cap and put some in the reservoir too instead of putting the coolant only in the reservoir??? i mean he didnt need to stop again and again because it got dry cuz the coolant he put in probably has cycled in the cooling system thus needing to be filled up again? please correct me if im wrong i wanna learn

[@LiveWire937]

@@speirk so... you're saying I should stop using it as a zero-cal artificial sweetener in my iced tea every morning?

[@abdussamiali2166]

Micheals entertaining ability is honestly mind blowing, I could watch this man do anything

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@blueberry........]

Fr

[@infinity5188]

​@@EEEEEEEE A

[@KraylenX]

He reminds me of my uncle who will do anything just because he can

[@DigitalHandle]

Seriously dude

[@HO-nz1ii]

A human with an average lifespan will only be able to witness michael reeves upload a video 75 times.

[@StepWiseCube646]

anyone else check for a new video after watching his new termite short?

[@ProfessorSealify]

Yep

[@kaboomtoon]

i wouldn't even care if michael stopped creating robots, because the way he edits can turn any story worth watching

[@starlightpastel279]

This makes it sound like this story wasn’t already worth watching, man almost fucking died in the desert in a dust storm

[@dutchik5107]

Also his propensity to almost die or severely injure himself. Like twice in this video

[@austin2949]

I would have to agree and disagree; I like to watch him program silly things.

[@cgsze]

Michael's ability to not only survive but thrive in the craziest situations never fails to amaze me

[@koleslaw5678]

Real life factorio engineer

[@magicianslucky602]

He is the peak of survival of the fittest

[@manictiger]

Car person: See the tachyonic inverter? Well, it's pulse-feedback looping into the warp manifold, causing the plasma compressor to mix with the polaron chambers. We'll need to run a NASA simulation with DoD triple encryption, followed by a polaron and dark matter sweep. Michael: Have you tried taking the hose off and putting it back on again?

[@theepicricemaker6611]

The short man is quite resilient

[@mapleboo]

fr, like bro was stranded in the middle of a desert, lost in a dust storm and was like "oh well"

[@user-tc2it5zf5c]

Which is gonna end first: the human race, or the time between this video and Michael's next video?

[@ct691]

Once upon a time michael posted vlogs

[@0rion-1665]

Once upon a time micheal posted

[@lord_duckian9521]

Every part of this story feels like it’s from a cautionary tale about what not to do in the desert

[@NihongoWakannai]

You mean you AREN'T supposed to get trapped under your bike on an unknown trail during a dust storm?

[@lord_duckian9521]

@@NihongoWakannai you’re right that’s the only correct thing to do

[@jameson5508]

A big comment with over 1000 likes seems to have disappeared here so I'll repeat what they were saying. Going out into the desert with no experience in the activity you are doing is actually seriously dangerous and possibly life-threatening. Michael, I love you man, but you should have at least gotten a friend who's more experienced in biking to go with you because this video gives a lot of viewers the wrong idea of what this experience is really like. I've biked for 10 years and I wouldn't go out into the middle of the desert alone.

[@lord_duckian9521]

@@jameson5508 as a Brit who has never set foot in a desert nor ridden a motorcycle in my life I strongly disagree and believe that it’s simply a skill issue

[@jameson5508]

@@lord_duckian9521 As a clueless American I really respect you liking your own comment in the first second you posted it

[@backinyourcommentsectionag3191]

"Not everything has to be a life lesson" What a great life lesson. Truly a wisdom we should always follow.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@yungagma4215]

I have grown a full beard, lost my job, losty phone, lost my car, went homeless, panhandled, got a new job, got a new phone, got a girlfriend, and had a kid since Michael last uploaded, I was literally starving at one point and still wasn't as starved as I am for a Michael Reeves upload. Jkjk all jokes, but for real tho, please upload Michael

[@thepoIandreaI]

Idea: a car that flips itself on its side so it can't be towed

[@kaboomer]

Props to Micheal for taking one for the team and showing us what outside looks like

[@ct5625]

It's obviously horrific and we should all continue to self-isolate.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@groofay]

Wow, it's way worse than I remember. Never going out there again.

[@hankschrader5507]

Touch gravel

[@someone...3357]

Dude genuinely just made the most stressful video ever. I love the feeling of almost having a heart attack. Please make lots more content, your way of editing is amazing!

[@VoluptuousMeatball]

_Ever_

[@Nate8493]

He only makes stressful videos

[@Aestareth_]

watch Man In Cave

[@averageSlovakian-ff2xn]

I have fallen into coma, woke up 9 months later, and there isnt new Michael reeves video. Make a video Michael

[@sirenithjosiiiie6750]

I love hie this is a literal life or death situation and the dude makes it funny as hell

[@gavinjohnson6950]

This video felt like the most stressful way of placing impulse purchases into a KZbin video to write them off as business expenses. I’m here for it.

[@chasesojka6427]

I mean it is tax season!

[@CodeNameZero]

made sure it was over 10 minutes too

[@grantarmstrong2968]

I have something I want to send to the idea shredder. The world’s first self sustaining robot: a robot which avidly hunts and destroys electronics (let’s say tv remotes for example) in order to steal their batteries and power itself. Just imagine letting a miniature robot into your friends home that just goes around smashing their remotes on the ground until the batteries fall out.

[@skreelthebarbarian]

michael we miss your unhinged videos, the mob is shouting your name

[@HamsterFactz]

I'm really glad your brain was able to remember the event as a dream Michael. I'm sincerely sorry for circling your tent not once, but twice. I was unaware that I'd woken you. I appreciate you staying calm and only threatening me the second time (you seemed genuinely frightened the first time). Either way, I'm super glad you had a great trip! Camp in more secluded areas, I like the challenge of finding you! :)

[@randomdudeplayingrandomthings]

OH SP YOUR THE IDIOT WHO GOT IN THE WAY OF MY SHOT! Just for that I mremvoing my no collateral damage rule.

[@misterpizarro5512]

idk why but the first half of your comment was like "ok yeah, trying to sound like a creep but not really" and then that last sentence gave me chills for some reason lol

[@sikox2098]

@@misterpizarro5512 it was definitely the smiley face at the end that did it for me😂

[@Jaxpandaman2018]

@HamsterFactz I unfortunately wasn’t able to find him this time, was he near the couple trees or the rocks? I looked everywhere and couldn’t find him so I eventually gave up.

[@ron133.]

poster IS a serial killer keep your children and wives AWAY from them

[@alli1222]

How Michael stayed so level headed in situations like these never fails to amaze me

[@naber_official]

Dude he knows panicking wont help so he chill.

[@yago7p10]

Honestly he looked pretty freaked out the second trail he fucks up

[@manufroster5851]

Its actually fun when you get lost with a bike its like doing mental gymnastics trying to get back to base and when you finally grt back you feel smart as fuck.

[@Kiure94]

He doesn't fear death. Death fears Michael.

[@zan1971]

Didn't you hear his shout when he finally reached the road? Dude was 100% panicking and then felt relief.

[@0ccasional_j035]

Its been a while since ive seen this chanel, great to know i didnt miss too much AND theres a really rntertaining and mistitled video about sand

[@Itz_shr0om]

Im ready for this years video

[@wreck8]

This is amusing if you don't think about how terrifying the whole ordeal would have been especially going through it alone, and through it all Michael's signature humor was still on point. The lad is a madman in the best way.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@revemb4653]

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[@HipposaurusRex]

Man if you get terrified because you lost your way for an hour or two, the wilderness is not for you.

[@robokid20001]

​@@HipposaurusRex You gotta remember that the original demographic of this channel was geared towards sweaty coding nerds who rarely leave the computer, let alone spend any time by themselves outside.

[@Godfailedyoustophumpinghisleg]

Most people do everything like this alone, because you know, they are alone.

[@jaredthecastro]

3:39 "it kind of feels like I'm playing Borderlands but nothing's funny" is the most apt description I've ever heard of living in this area

[@becausegoose]

that "FUCK YOU DUST STORM" had so much emotion behind it

[@itsswag918]

a "boring" video from Micheal is more entertaining than almost 90% of all the content creators

[@cinny1313]

Agreed

[@luciferadevile4176]

*99%

[@CookingWithCyan]

frfr

[@kiidkif2009]

Fax ong

[@missile523]

Meat riding

[@fatherplatypus2316]

The contrast between Lily and Michael is like day and night. Opposites do attract

[@_sAm_5]

Uh, uh, uh, uh Uh, uh Day and night what, what I toss and turn, I keep stressing my mind, mind what, what I look for peace but see I don't attain what, what

[@rhileyisnear]

​@@_sAm_5 what I need for keeps the silly game you play, play.

[@kudos5393]

@@rhileyisnear Now look at this Madness, the magnet keeps attracting me, me I try to run, but see, I'm not that fast I think I'm first but surely finish last, last

[@rhileyisnear]

@@kudos5393 Cause day n night, the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night, he's all alone through the day n nite, the lonely loner seems to free his mind at night, at at at night

[@_sAm_5]

@@rhileyisnear Day and night The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night He's all alone, some things will never change never change The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night at, at, at night

[@neptune_void1109]

for someone who posts once a year you're my GOATTT

[@davidwoodard1538]

Hey man I just now found you for first time, apologies on that kinda lol but fr I don't get to involved on KZbin bc most of it bores me. That said my wife was looking at vr headset for kids n I got side tracked thinking what's better than laser tag..... TASER TAG!!! next thing u know I'm showing her that's what we need for the family game system watching your video. Man I've never met u n only saw 1 video but u cool as a fan my boy keep doing your thing u got my respect. Just wanted let u know that brilliant ideal along with ur knowledge and wicked cool laser cutter(way better than my CNC mill) made my day and I appreciate that.

[@n0te._.]

6:20 His bike stalling just before the dust storm coming into view is like a cutscene for a video game

[@dylpickle6123]

I love this now that I realize

[@FoxesAreSoAwesome]

"Mission: Find The Road"

[@gamma26]

It's a scripted event.

[@someguy8069]

Current objective: survive

[@shadowlightning6590]

@@gamma26 More like it's a CANON event.

[@doctorcis3510]

"not everything needs to be a life lesson" What a great life lesson

[@power_0007]

unironically, yes that is very life lesson-y.

[@neptune_void1109]

im rewatching this a 4th time and call it "new content"😭😭

[@BimmerWon]

I had a situation similar to this except I was climbing down a mountain in the dark alone while very fatigued. All I had was a flashlight to illuminate my path on the starless night. I’m glad I brought it because I almost didn’t thinking I wouldn’t need it. I knew I had to keep going even though I was in a lot of pain. I finally made it back to the car a little before midnight, several hours after it got dark. I was so sore I couldn’t even step off the curb of a sidewalk without pain for like a week 😂. My shoulders burned from carrying the backpack I had all day.

[@imaperson682]

The fact that Michael’s innovative humour and death evading manoeuvres have persistently kept him afloat all these years is TRULY a testament to his _family-friendly personality_ and _lifelong purpose to promote the legal use of crack_ ;)

[@0zero728]

@nuclearpancake that is micheals humour, tf is ur point?

[@ArgueWithTheMajority]

This is not a boring video. It's highly anxiety-inducing.

[@muffatoo]

snow flake

[@lolidontknowagoodname9572]

@@muffatoo dude shut the hell up bro made a joke

[@CosmicDomino]

@@muffatoo Bro what?

[@dattarsandhar6270]

@@CosmicDomino he thinks it’s a highly anxiety inducing, KZbin Vlog 😅

[@toastge]

​@@dattarsandhar6270he thinks its the opposite lol

[@Yourbestnightmare69]

Michael opening the coolant right after driving gives me anxiety

[@ImVeryWholesome]

It’s now been over a year, I’ve finished my last gummie bear and am slowing starving, waiting for a Michael reeves video

[@minecraftblockychris8708]

as a rider im honestly impressed by michaels top tear navigation and riding skills (impressive he was able to stay calm and upright in the middle of a dust storm and found his way again)

[@Raphael_27]

"top tear" 🗿

[@AlphaKennyBody12]

@@Raphael_27 Raphael *exists* 🗿

[@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle]

​@@Raphael_27 ain't no way you're pointing out grammar mistakes when you're named after a mf turtle bro

[@JohnDoe-jk8ke]

@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle Raphael is a real name smh

[@C3beruz]

@@JohnDoe-jk8ke yes one given to turtles

[@lazyazzdork]

Him repeatedly getting lost alone in the desert with the dust storm and night coming is the scariest horror movie I've seen

[@nickmilo932]

I agree... Terrifying for the wild life.

[@heinyved6421]

​@Lady Tsunade is this a trap?

[@thadman3003]

The clips he finds to edit in are so good. SAAAAANNNDD!!!!

[@kalepotter9451]

Dude needs to keep making content. He's fucking great! 😂

[@MaxFosh]

so glad the algorithm finally got me onto dust youtube

[@mrravinraven]

Hello resident silly man. Funny to see you on another silly KZbin channel.

[@silentmighty1249]

Why hello there...

[@ahomosapien29]

Oh the holy sillyist !

[@funnyaccountname5763]

Can't wait for the Fosh Pit to become the Dust Bowl

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@ppvc388]

This guy didn't upload for so long that I forgot his name and searched for "robot pisses" to find his channel and it worked

[@AJFarr.]

same , i had to type i made robots so ur stupid ideas

[@lucasclaxton612]

Love the Bay Max in the background of the final shot.

[@TimeBucks]

Top tier content❤

[@santoshdangi4935]

👍

[@TuhinJessore-ck5fi]

Yes

[@DipankarBasak-kz8eg]

Nicc

[@LifeChang]

Thumbs up

[@magudeeswarichandhirasekar5612]

Good

[@emslay8223]

I love how you can tell he did enough research and preparation to have the proper gear but didn’t have a paper map before he left

[@Dave_Kerman]

You always forget something no matter how well prepared you are

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@coffin7904]

should really never go riding solo either

[@coffin7904]

but I do understand wanting to go camping solo lol

[@Boo76190]

I can't wait till the 22nd century to see a new Michael Reeves video

[@cringerginger3547]

It has been exactly one year since his last upload. Bro better be cooking

[@wyattwilson5868]

Michael is so incredibly intelligent that he lacks enough emotion to pilot a motorcycle, something he is very inexperienced with, through a dust storm in the middle of a desert after getting lost. He then did the most depressing thing I have ever seen, which is ride back to civilization after a traumatizing experience and talk about dinner, makes the dinner, and goes to bed. Bless you, Michael.

[@mellowInventor]

There is something that's felt by people who have close brushes with life-threatening situations, and that's a love and appreciation of routine and creature comforts of civilization. The relative safety of a campfire and hot food is an experience one quickly snuggles into as soon as possible.

[@E_The_American]

How high did that bike fly?

[@shadowpicaro]

he probably got a license or something right?

[@mellowInventor]

@@shadowpicaro don't believe you need a license to operate a bike off-road.

[@MaximusChivus]

​@@shadowpicaro He has one, but apparently the motorcycle test is insanely easy in California. Like dangerously easy.

[@emmanuelcudera4458]

always wondered how mosses was stuck in the desert for 40 years and micheal just comes along and does a demonstration. thanks man really informative

[@BibleStorm]

Moss doesn't grow in the desert.

[@joshuah345]

@@BibleStorm they meant to say moses

[@ShiratoriIsOffline]

​@@bixon_lk1584??

[@greenteafn]

@@joshuah345 moses doesnt grow in the desert

[@cotton3399]

@@greenteafn Jesus doesn’t grow in california

[@HolyD2Blink]

Hello Michael. Could you make another video again? I’m growing older as the death march known as time draws near. I’d really appreciate it if you’d upload again. Thanks 👍