A Breakfast NOT Worth Waking Up For

[@TheReportOfTheWeek]

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[@Kane.JimLahey.]

Glad you still have your radio show!

[@SpaceMulva]

I've never seen anyone take a classier sip of water.

[@AndSaveAsManyAsYouCan]

HEEELLLOOOOOOO Vampire Brah. It's always a good day when I see you eating actual human food instead of devouring the souls of the innocent to maintain your youth.

[@pennyc7064]

Happy Friday Reviewbrah! The breakfast burrito may be disappointing but your reviews are always enjoyable! ❤😊

[@robertcuratolo5339]

3:41 😆 This is the sloppiest wrapping I ever seen. Maybe they should hire some Mexicans.🤭

[@TheIceLurker]

He’s gripping that burrito like it’s the neck of Burger King’s CEO

[@chunkymunkey9182]

LMAO🤣

[@donnieharrelson1712]

Wendy's

[@PhelanEric87]

😂

[@tweezerjam]

Legit chuckled

[@DarkflameEmperor]

I wonder if some of them are trained to keep the tortilla loose so people can put sauce on it, and also trained not to give sauce. . .

[@csurampower]

Apparently the training video for "How to fold a tortilla" hasn't arrived at Reviewbrah's local Wendy's yet.

[@HenrySosenite]

Lots of Mexican places actually serve burritos like this, to eat with a fork and knife... Probably not what they were going for, though

[@Only.D.G.]

​@@HenrySoseniteMexican places??? Where??? I'm mexican and this is an abomination

[@mage1439]

@@HenrySosenite Makes some sense for a place where you'll be sitting there eating, but it's not so great for something you're supposed to be able to eat on the go.

[@ericconrad8854]

@@HenrySosenite no they dont.

[@crowmaster9652]

@@HenrySosenite must be fancy if you are using fork and knife for a burrito otherwise its unnecessary and over the top like eating pizza with fork and knife

[@じょせふ-v2z]

Love this lil rapscallion

[@ThatLadyInDallas2024]

Me too. He's so cuddly!! 💋❤️

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

Yeah, and the reviewer is adorable, too! (Not just the pitiable burrito he's reviewing.)

[@chuck6290]

Wendy's was so thoughtful to leave the burrito wide open like that so Reviewbrah didn't have to unwrap it himself.

[@johnprager662]

There is no greater sound than Reviewbrah saying "burrito" in his cultivated Mid-Atlantic affect

[@julilla1]

I am ever amused at "buree-TOE"

[@robinfrady5257]

Bore-ee-toe 😆

[@TheJeanean]

If you go to his early earliest videos he has a little different accent.

[@ThesexyMrX]

Eh.. I believe there are in fact greater sounds that this guy saying burritoe

[@williambeck6364]

Mr. Diction. He's the Katherine Hepburn of food reviewers.

[@zdan420]

Thanks for keeping that Mid-Atlantic accent alive brother.

[@shannonquinn8687]

That's not Mid-Atlantic. I believe he's on LI, but his accent is deliberately affected with unnecessary emphasis on the "T" sound. But a normal NY accent doesn't sound anything like this.

[@VAM_Films]

⁠​⁠@@shannonquinn8687that’s because mid-Atlantic accent isn’t a normal NY accent, nor does it originate from that state.

[@shannonquinn8687]

@@VAM_Films NY, NJ, and PA are the three Mid-Atlantic States. A typical accent from this region is neutral (outside inner cities). The channel creator most likely has a native neutral accent, but for whatever reason he is deliberately manipulating his affect.

[@max8701]

@@shannonquinn8687if he’s on Long Island then he doesn’t sound like anyone I know lol.

[@aquatarkus2022]

To clarify for those of you who are confused about "Mid-Atlantic." It's an affected accent used by broadcasters and actors pre-WW2. The name refers to the fact that it is neither British or American, but somewhere in between. Hence, coming from the "mid-Atlantic."

[@astolatpere11]

You never dissapoint. That burrito looks like it will.

[@gasdorficmuncher9943]

very low effort to slop together

[@Chadwickzilla]

“There’s a PIECE of egg!” 😂

[@McRemmyBaby]

Horrible lol

[@DaReaIJesus]

Damn they completely butchered your burrito 😭😭 The one I go to is fairly consistent and the distribution of everything is pretty fair. A lot egg and bacon and it was cheesy. It was also packed nicely unlike the abomination they gave you. Highly suggest trying it again from a different location

[@Spearra]

Ong going to major fast food chains in the US is like playing Russian Roulette. Either its fine or when it isn't, it REALLY isn't okay!

[@Flowmada]

I haven't tried this yet but coworker had one. Had at least 6 strips of bacon and 2 eggs and lots of Swiss cheese sauce.... This one was uninspired. Imagine being the guy making his burrito and single handedly destroying 100k potential customers that were going to try it but because you failed to do your job... You cost your company $500k+? Disappointing

[@frettyfrets3373]

I’ve wondered whether ReviewBrah goes to the same locations. And also wondered if he ever got contacted by the restaurant’s corporate offices to find out which locations he got the meal from (assuming they have seen the videos). They should…

[@MoonwalkerXOXO]

Haha

[@cuppycakey5013]

He really must live by fast food restaurants that hire lazy, worthless employees because his food is almost always bad. And fast food is only as good as the people throwing it together.

[@loganf6517]

Advertised as having 6 strips of bacon. What a scam

[@ugn154]

Yup I said the same. The ad said 6 strips of bacon, 2 eggs and 2 slices of cheese.

[@ByproductRebelMind]

sir, my had 8 strips of bacon..

[@ThesexyMrX]

@@ByproductRebelMind good for your 1 in a million burrito. internet must take a holiday. kudos for commenting. 1% burrito guy.

[@ByproductRebelMind]

@@ThesexyMrX Oh.. So it's my fault I had the 8 strips of bacon with odds 1 in a million.?.. Listen pal, I'm no different than any other unsuspected burrito mouth hoping to bite into the right amount of bacon advertised. "internet must take a holiday. kudos for commenting. 1% burrito guy" Really? It was just one day..

[@oofowie8882]

@@ThesexyMrXwhat a strangely aggressive response to someone mentioning the amount of bacon they received on a fucking burrito 🤣

[@85jongo]

This man is the Walter Cronkite of fast food.

[@Kimmie04]

that is the best comment ever!!!! :)

[@Jehius]

Yes!

[@AndSaveAsManyAsYouCan]

Vampire Brah is the Vlad the Impaler of fast food reviews.

[@MoonwalkerXOXO]

Haha

[@robthebold4589]

"And that's the way it is..."

[@envoyofrot7046]

The title alone already roasted the food more than the cook did 😅

[@SolarSailor1967]

I never eat out. I'm here for the professionalism, humor, & ambience.

[@therealD-Dawg]

You should try eating out it’s a lot of fun and your wife would appreciate it

[@aaa24637]

i cant get hard unless my wife wraps bacon around my piece cutting off my blood circulation temporarily while im being tied down in the basement of a wendys

[@Hjortur95]

Love that he knew he couldn't wake up early so he stayed up late 😂

[@timseitz199]

"Hey does anybody know how to fold a burrito? Sir, this is a Wendy's."

[@sarahrosekhan7568]

I was just crying so much , then I saw you uploaded… and you made me giggle . Thank you so much for doing what you do even when you don’t get proper sleep. I really appreciate you. ❣️

[@Skunkgasm]

you should get those mood swings checked out

[@JustGoAndFly]

Thanks for keeping these restaurants in line!

[@ThesexyMrX]

lol if only he did..

[@TheLilPorkChop]

That title makes me sooo worried. Hopefully it doesn’t disappoint him too much

[@pigeon_chest]

Lord have mercy on the poor souls around him if it does....

[@Justin-uc8sc]

Wtf? Just watch the video and find out

[@GrandTime-17]

He's not fragile. He'll go on even if disappointed. 👍

[@TheRealWattLife]

His videos are always a disappoint. That's the only reason people watch.

[@WheelzGaming88]

@@TheRealWattLifeno it's not

[@barefootpete590]

My experience with the Wendy's breakfast burrito was the polar opposite of yours. My sister went to Wendy's and picked up two of them. She dropped one off at my place and went home. I opened mine up and it was perfectly prepared, and had plenty of bacon. They could have used mine for advertising photos. I texted her to say how much I enjoyed it. However, she hated hers and described a mess that sounded much like what you received. Now I'm afraid to try another one out of fear I'll receive a mess like your burrito.

[@wj11jam78]

I'm surprised you both got such drastically different quality burritos from the same place at the same time. Maybe an experienced employee was demonstrating to a trainee, and you got the one made by the experienced one, and she got the one made by the trainee?

[@jerryrocketandthegogogirls3517]

Mine was good as well and the cinnamon bites were good too, I’ve been crying about McDonald’s getting rid of cinnamelts for some time now

[@Doombot2point0]

Who rolled that burrito up?? That is a sin

[@chunkymunkey9182]

As a mexican, i have no words to describe this abomination.

[@Earthstar_Review]

Clearly, nobody.

[@ThesexyMrX]

@@Earthstar_Review Id put money on some white suburban floridian kid, and not a mexican or someone Ron would like in his state.

[@oofowie8882]

@@ThesexyMrXsome people can force race and politics into any situation. Sad

[@ThesexyMrX]

Sorry OP I didn't expect for your comment to make me respond then trigger some Maga snowflake I just thought I'd contribute a typical comment. I know, it's probably not some suburban kid, those guys don't work anymore. Any one can agree tho, Mexicans be wrapping up some fire burritos. 🔥 woke ppl ruined everything smh

[@churchyjr]

Can we all appreciate how all of these reviews are done live and no retakes??? Incredible!

[@MenAreNotOk]

Definitely impressive.

[@Skunkgasm]

*bunch of wrappers and half eaten burritos just out of frame* haha yeaa real

[@mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat]

That Wendy’s worker really half-assed slapping that together. 😹

[@ByproductRebelMind]

wouldn't you sonny crockett , if you were only getting $20 an hour minimum wage..

[@tbirdflocka898]

@@ByproductRebelMind You're lucky to be making $12 an hour at a fast food place. Where the hell are these $20 an hour minimum wage fast food jobs you speak of?

[@mercyorbit9351]

@@tbirdflocka898Colorado, they start between $16-20 depending on your experience.

[@gasdorficmuncher9943]

worker had a sence of humor i guess

[@ryangr9833]

@@tbirdflocka898California Fast Food minimum wage is going to be 20 dollars starting in April.

[@jeezusentertainment7667]

Boi gripping the hell outta that burrito in the thumbnail😂. Great vid as always.

[@Bassotronics]

His disappointment is immeasurable and his burrito ruined.

[@dopeboi13yearsago9]

pulling all nighters in a suit is awesome

[@ThesexyMrX]

Is it tho... to each his own.. I like naked all nighters.

[@davidcorbin6663]

His disappointment is immeasurable and my day is now ruined.

[@fxb505]

🧑🍤

[@Sunday_Woodward]

All we can do is strive to reach the core of the burrito.

[@BeatrizToro-t4v]

I prefer waking up for this breakfast than waking up to go to work.

[@davidsantiago7808]

he didnt say your job was better than the burrito, he said dont wake up if you're gonna eat this burrito.

[@georgehenderson7783]

Don't keep us in suspense - what's your job? 😅

[@XeonProductions]

It wasn't even wrapped right. It looked like a filled diaper.

[@alanm6o9]

Lol

[@KCFarms910]

@@mrmikal11lmao I thought the same exact same rock on 🤘🏻 😂

[@theresabonnano5480]

😂😜

[@gasdorficmuncher9943]

just food on the shell wrap it alot skill

[@georgehenderson7783]

4:22

[@patricklippert8345]

Had this a couple days ago. Mine was folded fine but it's dry. Needs pico, salsa, hot sauce, or something to brighten it up and make it more distinct from their breakfast sandwich.

[@eg4441]

hot sauce would be good for sure

[@sophiaisabelle027]

We appreciate your reviews. They're informative and insightful.

[@kimeye9872]

Looks like something you throw together with leftover breakfast.

[@CrAck-MoNey]

"Egg lurking at the bottom there." That was awesome!

[@sophiaw]

I can't believe I've only just discovered this gentleman. He is an absolute delight. I will make it my lifes mission to watch every single one of his videos from the past 12 years. I can't help but think that he's more suited (literally) to a remote Scottish castle rather than the crocodile creeks of America.

[@williambeck6364]

❤️ this comment, sir! 👍

[@handle_1969]

I don’t even care about food, only here for the reviews. ❤ from Japan.

[@SSemi1]

Definitely gonna give the patreon radio shows a listen! Been watching since the energy drink days! Great content as always reviewbrah

[@archiveacc3248]

It's gween...

[@AndSaveAsManyAsYouCan]

What was the highest ranked energy drink?

[@bugglemagnum6213]

I love the enthusiasm with which you delivered your intro today, keep that positive energy

[@Nick_L_Mangia]

The calmness and professionalism in which review brah can review an absolute disaster of a product is unmatched.

[@WillThisLast]

Exactly! Well described

[@mikes.4136]

I had such high hopes for the breakfast burrito. The “sparse distribution” of the filling makes me very disappointed.

[@MySkinnydip]

“DIY burrito”😂 looks dry as heck!🏜🐪

[@blakemiller9037]

Bro I cannot believe I’ve been watching you for over 8 years!? I remember when you always did energy drinks 😂

[@Punkledunk]

I love how he’s holding it in such a resentful way in the thumbnail.

[@b5maddog]

A breakfast not worth waking up for…or in your case…stay up for 😂

[@Jeanie1107]

Loved the intro, the DIY remark and review was spot on. That glass is pretty special too.

[@crincon]

Thank you for trying this and sparing me, reviewbrah, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

[@kravethedream]

The Michael Jackson of food reviews! I absolutely freakin' love this guy so much! Whenever I watch ReviewBrah, my mind is at ease, Love watching him take his time to assess the food, and I can't wait to see the dapper, high mannered content! The absolute GREATEST Food Reviewer of all-time! Hands down!

[@AndSaveAsManyAsYouCan]

Vampire Brah is the Vlad the Impaler of fast food reviews.

[@FelineRed]

You're of course referring to influential author and reviewer on beer and whisky Michael Jackson, sometimes titled the king of beer, not the pop star.

[@lovelybones8179]

Does anyone else LOVE the way he pronounces "burrito"? its so awkward and unique, makes me smile when i hear it ❤😊

[@conrad9398]

We appreciate you giving the truth and holding them accountable

[@cindibohannon3239]

Uber intriguing young man. I can't seem to quit watching him. Very helpful content is a bonus.

[@fragwagon]

Love the silver tie.

[@3drage]

Used to be, fast food was inexpensive and if you got a "training issue" we'd say, it's ok this time I know you got me on the next time. Now with prices the way they are, if you get a "training issue" item, it's easily a deal breaker.

[@ModdingNewbie]

A sad situation...

[@RaulGonzalez-dz3rp]

The thumbnail got me dying 🤣🤣💀

[@ohaiduhg]

I wish you would get teo or three of the item you order from different places just to see if it was a consistency issue or how it seems to be.

[@stephanieparker1250]

He hasn’t been to bed yet.. so he still looks awesomely put together even after nearly 24 hours of being awake. He really is super human!

[@zecchinoroni]

He is basically nocturnal though so he probably wasn’t awake that long.

[@sarazapp936]

I genuinely enjoy how Brah pronounces it “burite toe”

[@jhathaway8026]

Nothing like starting your day with a half folded pile of slop with a piece of egg.

[@mparantha]

Wendy's should have kept the biscuits and gravy breakfast.

[@TheMcSlenderman]

No breakfast at all. Just stick with the burgers and fries.

[@Oogbooga117]

nah they had some very good breakfast options in the past @@TheMcSlenderman

[@AndSaveAsManyAsYouCan]

Breakfast baconator and potato wedges are better than most fast food places.

[@markymarc12]

@@TheMcSlenderman NO! I go there for the maple bacon biscuits every Sunday morning.

[@TheMcSlenderman]

@@markymarc12 Yet you keep continuously eat frozen biscuits. I'll keep to Ihop.

[@Tarkov.]

Love the extra stylish 5-below water tumbler

[@bjkarana]

Sorry about that folding job, John, I thought you were a cop in the drive thru!

[@thugnyc]

Just seeing the vid title made me go OHH SHIEETTT.

[@RND_03]

love the videos reviewbrah, keep it real 👍

[@Mark-mu4pj]

Thanks Reviewbrah great video have a good weekend everyone ✌️

[@zurc3891]

I love the way he pronounces burrito 😊

[@justicesportsman6020]

It's 7am. He hasn't slept yet but still is in his suit. A true champion

[@craigjames5150]

This looks like something I've whipped together super high at 2AM!!

[@Droford824]

I'd pay $5 if they put a scoop of Wendy's Chili in it

[@ThomasSmith2.005]

Love your videos man ❤❤

[@USHighway66]

ReviewBrah, you need to try Chick-Fil-A’s breakfast burrito! Has chicken, hash browns, eggs and cheese with a Japaleno sauce. It’s awesome!

[@digitaldroo]

Breakfast not worth waking up for, but thumbnail worth clicking on.

[@pigbimpin4151]

Judging from both the title and the very aggressive way he is holding that burrito im going to go out on a limb here and say it sucked.

[@bucsr.6106]

You dont watch the video?

[@titanuranus]

Possibly the best video title EVER. In the world of youtube, the Review Brah is the man with the plan.

[@beaniiman]

It would probably be better if they actually wrapped it remotely correct.

[@gasdorficmuncher9943]

maybe tesla can make a wendys robot worker someday

[@mindysuarez1699]

Hardee's used to have a huge breakfast burrito that was so good it was my favorite

[@celestialdragon330]

Gotta ❤ review bruh…he keeps it REAL!

[@frankwhite1816]

A legend. The Report of The Week is a GAWD . . . . . . DAMN . . . . . . LEGEND. Thank you for making my day brighter in this crazy ole world. Gratitude!

[@heather482]

My kids can wrap a tortilla. Just saying. Much love John ❤

[@oofowie8882]

His name is Brah and tell your kids to make me a burrito

[@zacharymcmillan2788]

Reviewbrah I can't thank you enough for taking one for the team,because of your videos I stopped eating fast food years ago,well that and my diabetes. 😂👍

[@graninjuneau380]

I love that you always dress as if you're going to eat at a 5 star restaurant just to review fast food! Bon appetite!

[@RockyBilly40cal60]

Great review, Brother!

[@Happyguy60]

I think it would’ve been rather comical if after eating the burrito you jumped up and started singing the “ This is the best burrito I’ve ever eaten song”

[@gregsaenz6566]

Fast food places around Reviewbruh really need to manage their quality better. Lost sales from one exceedingly sloppy burrito with not enough filling. Wendy's social media should respond.

[@rebekahbarber2195]

The real tea I look forward too

[@Mycosyco1]

Shame on them for forgetting the sauce. I’m sure someone in corporate is watching these reviews.

[@Danielle-yc3mr]

My life is a lot like the burrito

[@prankmonkeyxs650]

Honestly breakfast is the only thing worth getting at most fast food places.

[@drzonnked8923]

These damn vape pens have spoiled our youth that they can't even rolled burritos now

[@Artista_Frustrado]

i feel it needs to be added to the Training manuals of more restaurants that they need to mix the burrito ingredients in the burrito before wrapping

[@BrentBC]

If thumbnails had short clips and not still images, Reviewbrah would certainly be laughing right in Wendys face.

[@archi-dr5te]

"...It does make it easier to see what's in it" was rather amusing.

[@spicerack4397]

If you haven't done a report on Jack In the Box's, new Smashburger, please do so. Had a single patty yesterday, not the double decker. It was sublime. Exactly how all the components should be. We love our Smashburgers here in Texas.

[@Nick_308]

A jack in the box just opened up here in Louisville kentucky but I haven’t tried it yet. Been kinda excited to

[@spicerack4397]

@@Nick_308 Nick, go get one. Beats In and Out hands down. Invented during the Depression in Oklahoma, they added onions which is magical to stretch the meat, which was a small thin patty, mustard, pickles, topped with melting American cheese. Wunderbar!!!! It's what you crave in good fast food.

[@RobertHowe-f5z]

Yes , some don't know how to wrap a burrito ! 😢

[@KuraYukiko]

Just got the notification for this! im about to sit back with some snacks and enjoy the vid♥️ btw i love your vids! they make my day

[@tronjavolta]

0:03 wow that vibrato is jarring 😂😂😂

[@TerminalMontage]

Good morning Review Brah! Love your reviews! I have some fan art to send you! (づ｡◕‿◕｡)づ⭐️

[@WhimsicalLittledawg]

WAIT WHAT THIS IS INSANE, WHAT

[@Dax_xq]

Can’t wait for “something about the report of the week”💀

[@umamifan]

I was not expecting this kind of overlap between my two favorite youtubers. Funny, I tend to forget that youtubers watch other youtubers, just not commenting all the time. Lol.

[@mccandless1]

You’da thought, that if a Wendy’s droid sees RB coming, that they get their chief droid out to serve. Red carpet an’all.

[@KevinTernes]

Reviewbrah's reviews are the only reviews that can be trusted. He is a man of honor, integrity and resolve.

[@stephanieparker1250]

I think it’s not tightly wrapped because they want you to think it’s SO MUCH STUFF… 🤔

[@dr.nealsontraveler9104]

Thank you for the review. Looks like Wendy's offering of a 'breakfast burrito' needs work. Meanwhile, there's always the Dave's Double.

[@paulkelley3901]

yup...$15.50 an hour here in jersey to slap that together and shove it out the door. smh

[@Brandon-qd2lb]

Lmao what a joke!