A Brief (Scientific) History of Butts

[@Feefa99]

"It takes two holes to make a tunnel. Otherwise it's just a cave." That's deep.

[@BlackShardStudio]

Clearly, Joe is not a topologist. More of a bottomologist.

[@eleethtahgra7182]

It gotta be deep, otherwise its a ring.

[@lonestarr1490]

Have you read the other entries in that year book frame: "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." "Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether."

[@yurihajjar6024]

how deep?

[@jackybuzz]

Deep it is, and on we go…

[@HistoryScope]

People often complain that I say the word 'but(t)' a lot in my videos. Nice to see someone made a history video about it so I don't have to!

[@trollolololololol2361]

hi

[@ShaeReh-m2l]

butt

[@huldanoren951]

Nice to see you here!

[@TomTM_ST]

History scope is da best!!!

[@HistoryScope]

@@TomTM_ST No. you are!

[@mainaccount4049]

"Where'd you get that nice butt?" "It's complicated."

[@shanish82]

From my mama

[@Scrapio12]

Took a few million years

[@ferretappreciator]

@@blakethecyborg177 no

[@marsajib]

Evolution baybay

[@editsandarts7282]

Wow look 👀 the dislikes see how many people had these questions but were too embarrassed 😳 to ask 😏😉🤫 it’s still ew ew ew 🤢

[@TurpInTexas]

If there is ever a competition that uses the most metaphors in a single video, this one would easily win. Frankly I thought this was one of the BEST videos ever on the subject of our butts, it highly educational and entertaining at the same time. Could not help butt share it with all my family.

[@SOUNDIATAKEITA-h6x]

ahahah butt share ahaah

[@ami-w3y]

I can't help butt laugh so much, hahahahahahah

[@anshumanpanigrahi6431]

Quote of of the year "From blackhole to backholes universe is full of wonders."

[@Saalome84Blue]

...or full of holes :D

[@TaigiTWeseDiplomat--Formosan]

0.0

[@protus3882]

pretty sure we all wanted to hear “the universe is full of assholes.”

[@SuperLol]

for a sec I wasn’t sure where he was going with ‘black holes’ 😂

[@NiffirgkcaJ]

I wish he said "-is full of holes."

[@ativjoshi1049]

Alternate title: "How to crack ALL the butt puns under 15 minutes"

[@fordgalaxie3695]

Hah, crack

[@mbradley5683]

Hah, crack

[@editsandarts7282]

Haha 😂

[@dzibanart8521]

Haha this joke so good everyone should cheek it out.

[@NimeetaA]

So funny

[@KratosAurionPlays]

I'm glad we were able to get to the bottom of this.

[@YanYanSideUp]

lol

[@tanelehala6422]

*backstage BOO* or should say.. POO

[@raywoods3105]

Nice pun xD

[@KratosAurionPlays]

@@raywoods3105 Thanks xD

[@johnfromlatvia]

._.

[@alantremonti1381]

The manatee underwater reverb fart was simply incredible. Well done.

[@captainmoretokin2172]

I used to ask people ,,,,, when you were a kid,, did you ever fart in the bathtub and try to bite the bubbles.? The reactions were priceless.

[@ravirajyaguru5905]

Drinking game: Drink a shot everytime he says any form of the word "butt" **dies from alcohol poisoning**

[@milkylights2]

*e u g h*

[@ZeroKyle]

LOL

[@ZeroKyle]

rip

[@milkylights2]

@@ZeroKyle i just shoved an entire water bottle down my throat - *E UGHE*

[@ZeroKyle]

@@milkylights2 oh freak you

[@Simply_Lyly]

"That's what you do if you're a jellyfish. Or an Anemnemenheeh..." That one cracked me up!

[@revtheobbyist]

"Or a jellyfish!... *anyways"*

[@_Matt15]

Eminem

[@zbaby95]

“Ha CRACKED me up”

[@DmitriasBehindTheWheel]

Don't hurt yourself, kid. Climb aboard, explorers!

[@Bella_13719]

I like how the globe said you have no power here

[@MrBazzos]

“Microscopic Fecal Facial” is the name of my new grindcore band.

[@Fallen6987]

I appreciate you

[@Feefa99]

Can I order tickets pls?

[@kanvolu]

That works for me

[@gabet7193]

there's no hyphen

[@Crazytomm]

Sweet. Need more US grindcore bands

[@Jazna1]

I'm a senior citizen and I found this very informative and amusing. An awkward topic made accessible.

[@theweirdboy1704]

WOMBATS : Butts of steel Random insect : Jetpack Butt Humans : Big Booty

[@netaimonadal7927]

Goats got bigger . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . No i m not attracted to goat , i just see their ass hangin out the first thing in morning nowadays..... Don't ask me y , life is rough

[@prosperthepro3022]

@@netaimonadal7927 woah buddy, calm down that's too far bro

[@theowl2134]

@@prosperthepro3022 how

[@prosperthepro3022]

@@theowl2134 I thought he meant that he's sexually attracted to goats

[@netaimonadal7927]

@@prosperthepro3022trust me when u will are all alone away from humanity with not a single soul around except a goat....*inhales .... releases* *YOU WILL FEEL IT*

[@loricarter2394]

It’s fun to know that everyone starts out as an a$$hole, and it’s even more fun to know that some people don’t develop past that stage lol.

[@luwunar]

underrated comment

[@nazarnasir4555]

Nice one🤣

[@ItsTheMagicMelon]

Lol

[@matthewharris-levesque5809]

It's also false.

[@Doublemonk0506]

@@matthewharris-levesque5809, source?

[@JayKiwx]

My friends learned about my butt fetish... Now I’m in therapy for crack addiction.

[@dbell582]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[@crystalnae3122]

Ha

[@smartchai]

You know what they say... Crack kills 😋 !

[@sumikolibby3203]

Lol. That was funny!

[@kattuffy9855]

😹😹😹😹👏

[@jrbqto]

Ok so love this new style. You slowed down your narration, and even threw in a few silly dad jokes. I was able to fully grasp what you were trying to teach. Keep it up!

[@SarahIngleOfficial]

Someone clearly had a buttload of fun writing this one 🍑

[@zenithchan1646]

._.

[@Ry_TSG]

What’s up check mark

[@sandychen1381]

._.

[@spoofymcspoof1]

;-;

[@benslater4997]

And so it begins

[@magnvss]

“No one wants to talk about butts” this guy spends too much time among nerdy scientists.

[@vincentlee7359]

You Sir, most definitely never heard of Bret Contreras AKA the Glute Guy.

[@Prodigi50]

He's talking about the hole, not the cheeks.

[@lawinaabraham3073]

@@Prodigi50 Oh I know plenty of degenerates who like to talk about that too

[@mythicaljj407]

You said among

[@jin_800]

he IS the nerdy scientist

[@ijudgeyou9598]

"They do a lot more than get rid of wastes these days" Tell me about it.

[@mvsawyer]

That's where I thought things were gonna get weird.

[@illegitimatecrepe1990]

**post is approved by your local gay crepe** (fyi I mean the food "crepe")

[@asheru9254]

Careful you dont want to ruffle the alphabet mob

[@illegitimatecrepe1990]

@@asheru9254 **consider me ruffled**

[@salmahussein9040]

Anal Ssssss....... forget about it

[@greggoreo6738]

This is brilliant. Your production sounds, graphics, humor, script, music --- all these elements, even the handsomely pleasant narrator, are among the finest productions I have seen. You deserve a Hollywood Academy Award for BEST Shorts. Bravo? Respectfully submitted for your consideration Gregg Oreo Long Beach CA États Unis

[@OnTheShouldersofScience]

"with larger, fuller buns unconsciously indicating to potential mates that you're healthy and have plenty of... Assets"

[@connorredding]

Well I guess we know if he's an ass or boob kinda guy

[@JellyAntz]

@@connorredding Hey… don’t make… *assumptions*

[@ayoubdjadja8477]

I wanted someone to comment that

[@Cat-tastrophee]

Ass-ets

[@SmokeandSpirit]

It took this comment for me to catch that one 😂😂😂

[@oxidizedoregano]

“from black holes to back holes” had me crying 😂

[@_ShreyashJaybhaye]

😆🤣🤣

[@UnsuspectingCommenterPassingBy]

Ah, yes, let’s watch this while sitting on the toilet for better immersion.

[@happythumbsgaming8606]

Lol.

[@JohnJillky]

Playable Ying'er when?

[@GamerDevXD]

🤣LOL

[@fliegendeluftwaffeli835]

lol

[@zioncleare9115]

when he was talking about poop i wanted to poop so bad but couldnt

[@Mr.Hulk_G]

"from black-holes to back-holes universe is full of wonders" That one cracked me up!😂

[@peterbombeater3122]

"Why do we have butts?" So I can admire myself at night obviously.

[@xKogue]

What

[@DendrocnideMoroides]

??

[@datfatrat7135]

yall dont relate?? ur the weird ones or maybe ur just flat

[@lou-roc0450]

Glad I ain’t the only one 😂😂

[@_d2082]

@@lou-roc0450 bro same here I had no idea

[@NicholasHay1982]

"Someone tell Hank Green that." SHOTS FIRED 🤣

[@curiodyssey3867]

Where did it day that??

[@krellend20]

@@curiodyssey3867 13:34

[@TheGFeather]

Nope. Evolutionary history of the anus is different from the musculature of the human posterior. BUTT IS LEGS!

[@Master_Therion]

Joe better be careful. If a fight breaks out between these 2 nerds, Hank will win. He's a professional nerdfighter.

[@TheGFeather]

@@Master_Therion But it will be a cordial fight. That's the Nerdfighter way.

[@eriathdien]

The amount of fun they had making this should be illegal.

[@lonestarr1490]

No. It should be mandatory for everyone. All fights, hate, envy, and mobbing would cease the very moment.

[@FANOFPORTAL2]

Hhhh

[@xforsize]

Editor had a field day with this one

[@theangelbelow88]

So what Joe is saying, we all start off life as assholes... Fascinating 🧐

[@firekris343]

Some remain as those...

[@donttrustnoone3921]

F-ass-inating.

[@cattopotatopotasio9215]

@@donttrustnoone3921 lmaoo

[@phannikun3515]

but continuing to be it depends on oneself

[@acehood9833]

That was a crazy fact, threw me off for sure..

[@crono_digger]

“Why do we have butts?” Me an intellectual: “to look at them.”

[@jaybeemhardscrote7466]

Evolution: "pretty much."

[@visvios]

To eat them**

[@theonepieceisreal5401]

Someone needs bonking

[@steveweast475]

To smash them hehi

[@lonestarr1490]

As the others have already pointed out so humbly, that's a correct but not exhaustive answer.

[@MinuteEarth]

More like Joe Hanuson

[@Algeriawindows69]

First

[@playerscience]

@@Algeriawindows69 Congratulations, well done.👏👏👏

[@zlfqqr]

I don't get it.... is it a refrence from the word هنو (hanu) means butt in arabic?

[@ssgoko88]

@@zlfqqr hANUSon

[@WoodlouseChucker]

@@zlfqqr could be both

[@carlford729]

One of the best presentations I've seen in a long time. This young man did a great job. Scientific information/humor and very educational!

[@pusheenbuttercup8319]

It is kind of silly that we're so awkward about biology, human anatomy is actually pretty neat!

[@saadmanomar7754]

Very neat indeed. I'm glad we're not constantly pooping all the time, instead only at a specific time of the day.

[@4cuttime]

@@saadmanomar7754 🤣😂

[@saadmanomar7754]

@@4cuttime I guess, I'm glad that made you laugh, huh.

[@RYMAN1321]

@@saadmanomar7754 But (no pun intended), if you don't have a colon like me, it comes out faster and more frequently (and maybe a full combo of solid, liquid and gas LOL). I was one of the few unfortunates who developed Ulcerative Colitis and had to get my colon removed because I got very sick. I'm okay now, but do have around 4-5 bowel movements a day.

[@saadmanomar7754]

​@@RYMAN1321 Thank you sir for sharing your story with me. I'm glad to hear that you feel okay now, but I would be dumb to think that your life is easy. Your story has inspired me to be more thankful for my life, while also be more compassionate towards people with various conditions. Besides, I admire your mental strength. I hope the best for you. Take care, sir.

[@vgbombay5435]

We all start off as assholes, some end their life being one. Guess you could call it the “Circle of life” 😉

[@veganessence5270]

😂💀

[@syamendrraruben9849]

The circle of life forms a ring which in latin means Anus 😃

[@randomcactus9612]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@henryadam4567]

hahaahaha.....

[@AutumnColoursYT]

Ew loll

[@TheBoz1512]

Perfect for watching on the toilet. 10/10

[@iulius2226]

@keep rollin uat te fak romenia tri kars off police in front of ma hause

[@Epic_C]

KZbin algorithm will only suggest this video to you when you're on the toilet.

[@sorrycantvizualize]

💀💀💀

[@delusionsofgrandeur1330]

That cracked me up butt now I have to wipe my crack

[@IamINERT]

Doing that right now

[@RollingFishball]

your show is so informative and funny and you present so naturally! I wish you get a loooooot of support and fame that you deserve

[@Yeah.316]

It takes two hole to make a tunnel if not its just a cave -Joe 2021

[@BlackShardStudio]

Clearly, Joe is not a topologist. More of a bottomologist.

[@rulx726]

Joe who? Don't. Just don't!

[@giggles2302]

In high school biology, when the teacher talked about deuterostomes, this guy asked, "Is that why they call it doo doo?" The rest of us BUSTED OUT laughing, lol.

[@littlegamers2411]

How do you know him? Is he your schoolmate?

[@danceswithdirt7197]

That guy? Abraham Lincoln.

[@CasonB422]

y’all was childish af 😭😭

[@MerkhVision]

I don’t get it lol help pls, what do deuterostomes have to do with the term “doo-doo” besides the obvious connections? Like what’s the funny connection that he made?

[@Aerational]

That's sad.

[@AnantVyas]

Always feel like a child going to their favourite class teacher for a good storytelling time whenever Joe uploads! Thanks for keeping the curious in us alive, it was 'Holesome'

[@ikosaheadrom]

He's like the bio teacher that has a hard time making students stop laughing so he just joins them

[@mark-ish]

Great post Anant Vyas.

[@technophant]

I thought this would be lame. Pleasantly surprised

[@LaurieAnnCurry]

Joe, you make me insanely happy with your humor and facts.

[@hussainukhpersia6376]

How.come.no.one.talks about anal sex destroy your body.pressure from.nose to toes

[@banto1]

"Hold on to your butts, we're goin' in deep on this one!" - OMG LMAO

[@drdogtv8985]

That’s what yo mom said

[@justsomeguywithoutamustach9072]

@@drdogtv8985 That’s what yo dad said…

[@yakheen581]

@@justsomeguywithoutamustach9072 that's what yo mom and sister said

[@edvinkarlsson9368]

@@justsomeguywithoutamustach9072 that’s what you said…

[@Pyxaanthal]

This video made me realize that I still have the sense of humor of an elementary schooler

[@honeybunch5765]

That is the best humour. I love people who don't take life serious all the time, there is a time and a place but actually there is humour in anything and everything.😉😆😅😄😃🤣😂😁😀😊🤗

[@mdr48371]

"Don't meme that" "You have no power here"

[@rosechan449]

Timestamp?

[@ninjachicken8773]

@@rosechan449 3:33

[@magnusfolke8091]

He Said it right when i read this comment

[@avadhojhamotivation8539]

Thanks for making such educational content in so much funny way. I learn and enjoy your video❤❤❤❤

[@manglamsharma9809]

"It's time that we shine a little light where the sun don't shine"😂😂🍑🍑

[@mythicaljj407]

Hehehe

[@Rfpenab]

Whoever edits your videos does an awesome job! Absolutely love it

[@rowansteins]

ikr

[@kyhosuke]

@@rowansteins baka

[@Karzanius]

"Don't meme that" and the editor literally added texts on the screen for easy memeing 😂😂😂

[@m4rdoo]

Loool too easy

[@fluff5]

You have no power here

[@asn6751]

not to mention giving us slower movement to make the screenshot easier lolol

[@zerlichr426]

That's the joke, because when he wrote that he realised it will be memed

[@micahbirdlover8152]

you have no power here funny 😃🤭

[@SamuelFatunmbi]

Gosh, your storytelling is so engaging. I just had to subscribe. This is the first time watching your video btw. Thank you.

[@KuruGDI]

After seeing the thumbnail and staring at it for some time, my brain really questioned if there is any good reason why I should keep my eyes.

[@mastercheif1989]

The irony of watching this while on the toilet is oddly satisfying.

[@littlemaridee]

You win this round.

[@allisrealitive]

Did you spend the whole 13 minutes on the pot?

[@cameronschyuder9034]

coincidence moreso than irony! irony is if it contradicts something that is being said, whereas coincidences are for similar things that happen to... coincide lol

[@cmendoza9255]

What a coincidence this came up in my recommendations! My horoscope stated "Today your Moon will be orbiting in Uranus." Does everyone know Moon is another word for butt?

[@E_FoxSnowspirit]

Ohhhhhh-

[@MadamoftheCatHouse]

I had some crazy coincidences happen to me too!😜

[@KubickQ]

It's a shame there wasn't a single Uranus joke

[@cmendoza9255]

@@KubickQ when ya think bout it...its just a fact. Everybodys moon orbits their anuses....or arse....arses..

[@zedaddy3530]

@@KubickQ there was one tho

[@gwynethsantos8254]

I really appreciate the effort when it comes on editing lol it's so coooooooool

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

As the good old saying goes Solid Liquid Gas It all comes out of my ass

[@lunarash5755]

wise words

[@vivaangupta969]

wise words

[@warandpeace8535]

wise words

[@miorzawawi8941]

wise words

[@someonewithaphone3108]

wise words

[@n.n.8423]

Ok whoever writes for this show needs an Emmy or whatever other award. These videos are so funny. Also great delivery and graphics humor 😂🤣

[@1ifemare]

Webby. Absolutely agree.

[@Kotik-zp5tx]

An Emmy is for a television program or performer.

[@tajmahal4056]

@@Kotik-zp5tx Tis not our modern day television? Sometimes even slightly better than? Lbs

[@hamidrana085]

Joe himself writes these.

[@tylerjones1574]

I got an air freshener commercial for a video on butts. Well done algorithm!

[@valacarno]

How do you people get those ads??? Is it premium only? I also want to see those ads sometimes.

[@prajwalkrishnabhat5539]

@@valacarno it comes like once in a blue moon.

[@hussainukhpersia6376]

I don't want covid 19 cleaning supplies destroy my gastric system

[@nivedithav7620]

6:57 was the most funniest joke I saw in this video.

[@sofiad2976]

“Don’t meme that.” Oh, it’s already been memed. (is that even a verb?)

[@thesmart1000]

It is now.

[@wmdkitty]

Verbing nouns is a time-honored tradition.

[@zenithchan1646]

Yote or Yeeted?

[@thesmart1000]

@@zenithchan1646 Yeeten, let's show some love for participle.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

Anything can be a verb!

[@chesterpadillo6138]

"Im an ass man" -Sun Tzu

[@Iamthesuffering]

You win the Internet. Well done, sir. GG everyone else; pack it up. You’ll never top this quote.

[@ayush.kumar.13907]

you got it confused man, that was Chairman Kurihara from Prison School

[@wholeNwon]

Winner, winner...chicken dinner!

[@suntzu8780]

Dude, I told you that in private confidence

[@srpenguinbr]

i'm scatman

[@robinhahnsopran]

In an episode full to the brim with excellent jokes, just listening to Joe try to pronounce "anemone" made me laugh so hard I spat out my iced tea.

[@miriamrosemary9110]

I just fondly thought of Nemo trying to pronounce it in Finding Nemo :)

[@vidyasalick6917]

Same here! hahaha

[@StellaGoetia666]

Haha. An episode "full to the brim" You know what else gets filled? 💀💀🤫

[@cherylridone2155]

Very informative...clever presentation...even the puns/dad jokes were appreciated...(David)

[@marionmenard2424]

"Butts are more than the holes they hold, and they do a lot more than just get rid of wastes these days" oh yeah, like...? 😭

[@xonx209]

Air pressure relief valve, digital exam port for men, and hidden door for illegal drugs.

[@Oohnohassani]

@@xonx209 oh yea exactly 💯🤣

[@marwan4358]

taking a D for example...?

[@marionmenard2424]

@@xonx209 was thinking of something else, but thank you 🤣

[@elapt1c]

@@marionmenard2424 like...?

[@herkcollins4263]

When I was a child, my system began stopping halfway through turning food into waste and then it reversed and the waste came up into my stomach causing me to puke feces. It was nasty.

[@natalyaslade6118]

thank you for sharing💗

[@DarthSpock9940]

Cap

[@jb-wc1hx]

That sounds horrible, glad it stoped

[@herkcollins4263]

@@roryf7777 I don't watch it, but saw a few many years ago when it was new.

[@JustMamba]

South park

[@JCW7100]

"Inside, you are enormous." Cool.

[@spectrum5156]

@@Ligerbee r/cursedcomments

[@kellydalstok8900]

Basically a Tardis (bigger on the inside)

[@miriamrosemary9110]

@@kellydalstok8900 I was just about to reply that too lol

[@zenithchan1646]

I dont get it

[@viniciuslima9430]

Motivational quote to short people 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@JariDawnchild]

I was kind of hoping you'd throw in a random bit about the human iris, even if it's off-topic. Awesome video, btw. 😁

[@mayceehash8434]

the humor and wordplay this episode was *chef's kiss*

[@Peeks_Korok]

I’m sorry but- I’m having a laughing an aneurism just thinking about the fact we could’ve just been walking anuses before we evolved the other body parts

[@adalberto3611]

LOL

[@allien7987]

*I’m sorry butt

[@ThePikmania]

Not a lotta walking going on in that case

[@francookie9353]

lol no. no walking for the all-anus-creatures. It's a floating or sedentary existence for you. Please tick the applicable box. NEXT.

[@ryan.j113]

Beautiful thumbnail, btw.

[@PeterGriffin11]

Absolutely Beautiful thumbnail, btw

[@pm12321]

OMG, this was the funniest video I've watched in a long time!! 😂🤣👏👌👍. I was in tears the w(hole) time, and every few sentences there was a hilarious joke or great pun that caught me off guard 😅. Great editing, and very informative, too. Thank you so much for making this! I've clicked the subscribe buttfer 😂.

[@The_Green_Ghost]

"At one point in life, every human being on Earth is an A-hole"

[@jadenthomas1169]

I had an anal fissure and anal fistula surgery this year, so yes, I understand the importance of the posterior and how resilient it is.

[@TorchMagick]

I've had both of those done (Crohn's) and it's not a day at the beach,butt when it was done,the Doctor came into the recovery room and said" Everything looks fine. How do you feel?" I replied," It feels just like being at work...You are really a crack surgeon..." I blame the anaesthesia...😀🎸✈🐾🖖

[@luvbeinghiswife1148]

@@TorchMagick 🤣🤣🤣

[@NewMessage]

Well... we've all explored butt-stuff before.. let's not judge the channel for doing the same.

[@basrengangetch.2042]

Channel Lol

[@SmokeandSpirit]

"Everything is more interesting when the butt gets involved" clearly he was referring to something here... 🤣

[@manifestgtr]

You haven’t lived your life to the fullest until you’ve explored butt stuff to its ultimate conclusion. Well, maybe not it’s very *ultimate* conclusion…that’s why we have German people…

[@eaterdrinker000]

@@manifestgtr : Well, Emma Starletto is German-American.

[@redpanda6497]

Hey, slow down. I'm asexual.

[@ChrisBrown-pu8sm]

When you said "let the sun shine" I thought oh my God! Really, I've learned that change is the only way and it's our lack of understanding that will be our ill.

[@pepxz_]

those puns were so good that im laughting my ass of

[@Antonio-tl9qx]

Buns

[@Liam-mv9zi]

They were all pretty shitty tbh

[@CivilizedWarrior]

Of what you can’t just leave me hangin like that bro. WHAT IS YOUR ASS MADE OUT OF???

[@angeldust2062]

Bad

[@loranfarrow3243]

Oh BUTT out of it XD

[@jaybeemhardscrote7466]

7:05 "butts come in all shapes, sizes *and even numbers...* " South Park: "science may even one day allow us to make monkeys with five asses!"

[@Mr.BrownsBasement]

On the hole, an entertaining and interesting video with cheeky humour. Not surprisingly, I was focused on the end.

[@richardhooper2700]

Glory Be! Wonders never cease! this was/ is wonderful! I wish it was available 50 years ago when my offspring were at school!

[@italucenaz]

Children's Book: "Everyone poops" Me: LIES!

[@fisherlysol1998]

Here's the thing and as I wrote to a biology professor on the campus of the University of Michigan, having an exposed anus is one thing. Having an anus sandwiched between two larger leg muscles is another. It's a bacteria and disease incubator and I don't feel that nature would have selected for a excretion mechanism requiring the use of a tool (IE: Toilet paper). Something is going on, and I don't like it. P.S. I never heard back from that biology professor.

[@Mr_Snarky]

Guess he had no sense of humor.

[@superkid5485]

@@Mr_Snarky yep

[@maYTeus]

it does "require" toilet paper if you get me 😇

[@JayTemple]

It sounds like you were waiting for the same part of the video I was. When I see "butt," I think of the glutei first and then the anus.

[@mjacwest]

@@JayTemple Yeah I feel like when people say butt they're generally talking about the cheeks, but butt is a much..softer word than anus when it comes to naming a youtube video 😅

[@Lightdasher360]

Being a skinny person, I can already think of a good reason when I sit down on a hard surface. ):

[@thesmart1000]

amen, brother.

[@SarahIngleOfficial]

So relatable. My dad called me “Bony Butt” as a child because it would hurt his leg when I’d sit on his lap 😆

[@thesmart1000]

@@SarahIngleOfficial oooooh so THAT'S why I always got a spot in cars and never sat on laps... hmmmm, I guess having a bony butt has its perks.

[@zenithchan1646]

Why did you write the sad face like that? Are you a psychopath?

[@thesmart1000]

@@zenithchan1646 Oh god, I just noticed, what the hell!

[@-VuTranMaiHuong-A]

The amount of puns in this video was insane (or should I say, the amount of buns:>>)

[@jjohnston94]

This reminds me of the old story about the body parts trying to decide who should be in charge, and the @sshole went on strike, and the others eventually had to give in.

[@DrEvil-hu1fi]

I am still blown away by the fact that we have *28 feet of intestines* PLUS other organs in our abdomens.

[@TheAlchaemist]

Wait to learn how long the DNA of a single cell is. Then think about how long all the DNA in your body would be...

[@Guru_1092]

You had me at "Butts".

[@imagesbyraphael]

This video, whilst educational, was worth it just for the puns and butt jokes alone

[@alexseton8732]

“Inside you are enormous” Oh no ones ever told me that before *blushes*

[@iz.FullSend]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@donatoliotino1872]

Watching this on the toilet and learning just what my body is doing as it does it in real-time.

[@Afong.]

"Well, there are 6 sphincters in your digestive system, the anus is the shining star." 💫⭐️ Best delivery ever 🤣

[@cameronschyuder9034]

@@Reactionmemes541did you watch the video...?

[@dont2086]

I would say that's a very complicated valve. It has the ability to detect solid liquid or vapor sometimes it makes a mistake.

[@NARUHOTEL]

That "beginning of the end" pun was so good. 10/10

[@arpanbhar]

Ah yes, the poo poo portal My favourite ☺️

[@gtALIEN]

🤤🤤🤤

[@inmortal009]

😋😋😋

[@Xpplays77]

What lol

[@eleSDSU]

So you use a poo poo portal to drop your Gravelers in the pool? Sry, I'll leave...

[@lyly_lei_lei]

Now we know what Portal 3 will be.

[@orpezo]

This whole time I was thinking that the Omega reason they exist is to give us free sitting cushions, but he just said science facts.

[@ssj9devil]

Seating cushions, heating apparatuses, and big ol engines to move our legs •>•

[@ext1013]

This is the way you educate people. Thanks. Your video is so creative.

[@raze7922]

"bottoms are something everyone thinks about" 👀 I'mma just leave that there~~~

[@fire_ant_187x7]

...........lmao

[@rautamiekka]

As an assman with a thing for thighs, and also through reading, I can tell he ain't wrong

[@wheal2825]

@@rautamiekka paaaaause

[@wendychavez5348]

#truth

[@dancetothebaileybeat2809]

asexuals: guess i'll die

[@atlas4647]

*They do alot more than getting rid of wastes these days* Adri Chechik: ._. *Yes*

[@Potna_n3m]

6:00 my sense of humour has degraded so much I couldn't stop laughing at the sounds

[@UKfeath]

.. 'or an anememnomeneme... or a jellyfish', had me laughing pretty hard. (3:15)

[@judemorales4U]

I wanted to pass this one. I just couldn‘t. I‘m glad I watched. Interesting, educational and a bit comical! Good job!

[@solus8685]

10:30 "Wombats have buns of steel capable of crushing the skulls of their attackers" So do I, they ain't special

[@googleaccount4256]

death by snu snu?

[@dragonic_rage]

@@googleaccount4256 Fire me in a cannon.

[@mr.einstein1507]

Plot twist: it's actually a guy with a woman pfp

[@conchitinagusi5663]

I laught so hard at the "Cloaca" part when he said "one ring to rule them all" 🤣🤣🤣