The dad was a frickin savage the entire movie lol.
@PedramDoesStuff1984553 жыл бұрын
Luigi: way ahead of you
@Zaneyboy2_09 жыл бұрын
I love how in each bad movie you review you always find a background character that's more interesting than the main characters and then construct a more interesting narrative.
@dimitriwarchief3014 жыл бұрын
When will bob start writing. He’d be great
@JordanDomard9 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how the dad says "it's getting late" then says good morning to the gas station employees.
@casty59aj7 жыл бұрын
Dean Dingus it means he is late for work
@parker-boy985 жыл бұрын
Maybe he means "late for work"
@LizaNylen5 жыл бұрын
Xd
@ExtremeWreck4 жыл бұрын
@@parker-boy98 That actually makes sense.
@devanhinskey90014 жыл бұрын
“What do you know? Haven’t you heard of suspension of disbelief?” -Ed Wood, “Ed Wood” (1994)
@GalaxiaStars9 жыл бұрын
Speedy getting chopped up into little bits was the most enjoyable scene in this movie. If only it could've gone on longer.
@SilviaFingerotter8 жыл бұрын
Her screaming was painful though. There's just no way to win with that character.
@parker-boy985 жыл бұрын
God, you're sadastic! I'm honestly terrified that this is the state of humanity!
@parker-boy985 жыл бұрын
@@SilviaFingerotter Hell no
@supernintendochalmers33855 жыл бұрын
@@parker-boy98 You do realize that Speedy is a fictional character, right? As in, not a real person?
@GM-hz2xs3 жыл бұрын
Parker green shut up it’s just a annoying car
@AmishParadise279 жыл бұрын
I just noticed this. Sparky's dad says "it's getting late" and in the very next scene they are saying "good morning" to everyone. Do they not know how clocks work in this universe?
@thekungachunga45788 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's always sunny there despite nighttime.
@SuperCosmicMutantSquid8 жыл бұрын
+AmishParadise27 (AKA: Tyler) Day for night....
@anikmonette21407 жыл бұрын
I might have noticed this if there's was just less things to go wrong in this movie xD
@MrThischarmingman27 жыл бұрын
Space is warped and time is bendable.
@albertschoise80915 жыл бұрын
AmishParadise27 (AKA: Tyler) late. For. Work
@TheBonkleFox8 жыл бұрын
"why is that gas pump constantly fingering its neck?" *Must be a Bobsheaux!*
@FoxGalahHasMovedToNewAccounts3 жыл бұрын
Because its arms are to long. That's why!
@N-GinAndTonicTM7 жыл бұрын
"I JUST SNORTED A WHOLE BUNCH OF METH! I'M DOING GREAT! GAH!" My chest hurts.
@lilgabbo25875 жыл бұрын
I'D RATHER WASH MY CAR, pretty funny name
@24canidkasi8 жыл бұрын
7 things that horrible animated movies need: 1) Un-original story. 2) Shitty Animation 3) Dr. Robotnik's voice 4) Less than an hour of length 5) Lots of Innuendo 6) Sequels, sequels and lots of sequels. 7) And most important: Comic Sans, Comic Sans EVERYWHERE.
@DowntownWithBrown8 жыл бұрын
8. Lots of bad juvenile humor like flatulence jokes.
@zachmakesgames8 жыл бұрын
+Der Swaggenstein Sean Schemmel ended up voicing in A Cars Life 2. *Facepalm*
@SilviaFingerotter8 жыл бұрын
Extra credit: the movie is a knock off of a much better animated film
@therealfna78028 жыл бұрын
PRECISELY!
@I.S.N.O.B.7 жыл бұрын
Precisely.Wav
@ronieitan9 жыл бұрын
6:20 Gas leeches? Van-pires!
@Bobsheaux8 жыл бұрын
+רוני איתן Oh for crap's sake... lol
@wastelandlegocheem6 жыл бұрын
GENIUS.
@t-rexgamer10184 жыл бұрын
@@Bobsheaux whats your intro music for this episode?
+lilsingingsensation *facepalm* I should've caught that myself... ;P
@r.noahallen98767 жыл бұрын
lilsingingsensation same, I caught that too
@smashingstargamer7 жыл бұрын
Bobsheaux I'll make that joke when I review it if I ever do it
@redjackal78236 жыл бұрын
The main flaws i find in low budget animation films. It really hurts my head.
@MasterBuilderDragon8 жыл бұрын
Is it cruel for me to say the more I heard Speedy's screams of pain the funnier it got?
@atalentlessidiot78728 жыл бұрын
Nope. We all did.
@dragenfire687 жыл бұрын
Master Builder Dragon no, because things that annoying don't qualify as living things, and deserve to die
@redjackal78236 жыл бұрын
It isn't cruel. None of us even like her. Someone annoying as her isn't memorable.
@s.r.a.d.p.l4 жыл бұрын
Not at all we all hate her
@motormouth24724 жыл бұрын
While I wouldn't say death is a funny subject, it was *EXTREMELY* satisfying to hear her shut up
@jessicahymow14107 жыл бұрын
"You went to movies. You're grounded." For some reason that cracks me up every time
@williampulfer-melville85364 жыл бұрын
That line cracks me up only because I find those shity GoAnimate videos hilarious
@stlouisrocker1008 жыл бұрын
Can we get a 10 hour loop of Speedy's screams? It relaxes me.
@spicymilkshake66008 жыл бұрын
Waaauaayayayayayayayyaayyua
@amelonnamedkate14008 жыл бұрын
"ROAD TRIIP"
@BM-mw4nv8 жыл бұрын
Lololol
@DrGregoryHouseIT8 жыл бұрын
A FEMALE!!
@KevinEontrainer3818 жыл бұрын
I actually feel bad for her (yes she is annoying, but still)...
@supertan22278 жыл бұрын
4:02 The lazy delivery of that line make me laugh every time.
@smeagolplaysgames45178 жыл бұрын
u h o h i t s g e t t i n g l a t e
@fckgutz7 жыл бұрын
Super Tan hahahaha
@bromodragone84057 жыл бұрын
tiredbluehowell uhohitsgettinglate.
@JacobHillSBD8 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice that Sparky is the car from Spider's Web. So is the gas pump. In fact, when watching the Spider's Web review, I saw a mouth on that gas pump.
@Bobsheaux8 жыл бұрын
+Jacob Hill THE SPARKPLUG THEORY!!!! IT'S ALL CONNECTED!!!! @_@
@respectedsalmon93908 жыл бұрын
BBWWWWWWWOOONNNGG
@FoxGalahHasMovedToNewAccounts3 жыл бұрын
They should make Smash Bros but with Sparkplug entertainment characters, stages ect.!
@santinoeli715062 жыл бұрын
And it interestingly released on the same day which might explain this!!
@MrNickTube18 жыл бұрын
I remeber watching a version of it in Portuguese (my native language) when I was young. And the pink car voice was even more annoying. Yes, they made her voice WORSE. Give them a Raspberry award.
@anikmonette21406 жыл бұрын
MrNickTube1 Worse than nails on a chalkboard? Ughhh!!!
@FoxGalahHasMovedToNewAccounts3 жыл бұрын
WHAT THE HECK IT GOT WORSE!!!!!!!????????? Update: HOW CAN YOU MAKE THE VOICE WORSE??? I CAN'T COMPREHEND A VOICE THAT'S WORSE, MAYBE THEY MADE HER ROLL EVERY R!
@bjthedjdutchdude19922 жыл бұрын
It's was on Dutch TV onces
@Bobsheaux9 жыл бұрын
Good morning, KZbin! Good morning, KZbin! ^_^
@RavenFoxAudio9 жыл бұрын
Bobsheaux DON'T I LOOK OKAY????????? AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
@RavenFoxAudio9 жыл бұрын
TankAce NOPE! I love to see him suffer just like everyone else. Plus, I am the one who cajoled him into reviewing THE HUGGA BUNCH MOVIE! *high-fives her fellow sadists*
@GraveyBones9 жыл бұрын
Lol the pink car sounds like an raged chairy from Pee-wees playhouse
@V1NCYN1CAL9 жыл бұрын
Raven Fox Audio *high-five*
@bearmasksenpai13919 жыл бұрын
your geting fat *hands are down pants*
@traxthetrashwizard9 жыл бұрын
At least I won't have a freak out over hearing Sonic voice actors in this!
@sejrefraincisa42769 жыл бұрын
Crimson Trax I know, it always bothers me to hear their voices in horrible movies.
@thekungachunga45788 жыл бұрын
Oh Eggman... How could you let yourself go like that...
@sejrefraincisa42768 жыл бұрын
Ben Nutter Mike Pollock still voices Eggman, so he hasn't done too bad.
@TheBonkleFox7 жыл бұрын
but it's modern sonic, though, so..... (insert the clip of mike pollock and Roger craig smith discussing Sonic 06 in character here. yes that happened) at least we're getting sonic generations 2- erm, sonic forces.
@eugeneketaminekrebs34033 жыл бұрын
But the sequel has Sean Schemmel voicing the dad character.
@adambl59008 жыл бұрын
I saw this had 0% rotten tomatoes 😂😂😂
@QJ894 жыл бұрын
Every second you watch this. your life gets even shorter. Well deserving of that 0%.
@tordelarosa68959 жыл бұрын
THIS IS NOT A MUSICAL
@wastelandlegocheem6 жыл бұрын
Tor De La Rosa you're right. This is madness.
@lilgabbo25875 жыл бұрын
No it's a... Gulag? Why did sparky say that?
@legoclayface5 жыл бұрын
@Mammoth Supremacy 55 What is a gulag?
@eswan89004 жыл бұрын
The only good joke XD
@williampulfer-melville85364 жыл бұрын
That was the only joke that made me laugh
@Nakia117987 жыл бұрын
That voice acting. A scene that was clearly adlibbed from a father, daughter, and son, Julie sounds bored, speedy sounds like she's super high, and that freaking jeep sounds like a middle aged woman... think about it, it's like a middle aged woman manipulating a preteen.
@stephenbrown46989 жыл бұрын
The title sounds like someone's fan fiction of that parody of A Bug's Life from Cars.
@parker-boy986 жыл бұрын
Of course it is
@parker-boy985 жыл бұрын
It does
@kingandrewcecil3483 жыл бұрын
Funny enough, during the mid-credits scene of Cars there is a skit called A Bug's Life featuring the characters of said Pixar movie portrayed as anthropomorphic cars, which is a re-enactment of the "Circus bugs!? How can you be circus bugs!?" scene from that movie. That skit alone is so much better than this garbage knock-off.
@AlvinEarthworm7 жыл бұрын
16:43 I want a 10 hour loop of this.
@FloofPuppy6 жыл бұрын
Mark Haynes Hello there, Mr. Haynes. ^^ *Bows*
@ExMystikk69756 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
@combatking06 жыл бұрын
I'll settle for a 10 hour loop of the bit starting around 7:28
@parker-boy985 жыл бұрын
No you don't
@parker-boy985 жыл бұрын
Why?
@xxluigi1238 жыл бұрын
OH GOD THIS MOVIE! my grandma had this when i was a kid, i watched it and i was always like WTF? gram can i watch real cars? also why does the yellow car keep laughing when someone says "good morning"?
@wastelandlegocheem6 жыл бұрын
xxluigi123 because she's a special needs car
@989538126 жыл бұрын
TINY FOX TIM or she belongs to Uncle Grandpa.
@lilgabbo25875 жыл бұрын
Because the yellow car is like 4 years old
@davidrice46399 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention the fact that Sparky literally never shuts his mouth
@FoxGalahHasMovedToNewAccounts3 жыл бұрын
He does rarely.
@Dystnine9 жыл бұрын
Speedy... That voice...
@Dystnine9 жыл бұрын
***** Getthat away from me. It'sscary. Speedy, Sparky. All those cars are ugly.
@Dystnine9 жыл бұрын
And I thoughtthe piglet in Pig's Tale was unsettling. At least the Little Cars look better than these things.
@thekingsman97739 жыл бұрын
They completely changed her voice and appearance in the second movie onwards
@curlyfordoge43669 жыл бұрын
+Akira Tadokoro WHAT'S THE BIGGEST THING SOMEONE'S EVER GOTTEN STUCK IN THEIR ASS?!
@definitelycatherine72969 жыл бұрын
She sounds like Harley Quinn if she inhaled a life's worth of helium while she had a sore throat.
@woomydayz8 жыл бұрын
Uh oh it's getting late (SpongeBob narrator voice) Two minutes later... GOOD MORNING. LOL
@wastelandlegocheem6 жыл бұрын
Woomy Dayz congrats you now have been given a 300 dollar budget to make a rip off of the spongebob movie in 5 minutes
@SaiOkami7774 жыл бұрын
Pulling all nighters be like:
@woomydayz4 жыл бұрын
This do be from 3 years ago doe
@kobenewland55108 жыл бұрын
pink car sounds like Harley Quinn with a voice full of helium
@carsfan19958 жыл бұрын
She makes me think more Dee Dee from Dexter's Lab.
@kobenewland55108 жыл бұрын
OdjectShowFan 13 I believe you mean Numbah 3
@FatallyParasocial7 жыл бұрын
It's Speedy who has a Needy to have her voice removed
@wastelandlegocheem6 жыл бұрын
After she took every type of drug she could get her hands on.
@DrGregoryHouseIT9 жыл бұрын
13:58 GO IGOR! GO IGOR! GO GO GO IGOR!
@alexdionisos7 жыл бұрын
Gregory House That was the best moment in the movie
@casty59aj7 жыл бұрын
Gregory House igor is a russian name
@СветланаКочергина-ь6э7 жыл бұрын
To ten happiest anime moments
@fargeeks5 жыл бұрын
It doesn't even talk
@FoxGalahHasMovedToNewAccounts3 жыл бұрын
@@fargeeks I know
@AHHHHHHHHHHHHl8 жыл бұрын
IMDB's parents guide for this movie is hilarious. Edit: someone fixed the parents guide, so the hilarity is gone
@Bobsheaux8 жыл бұрын
+Akaaraq Hansen Oh, that ain't right.... O_O
@MrBofinn5 жыл бұрын
7:38 The tone change between those last two cries... Did Sparky's truck-nuts just drop?
@EagleTimberWolf6 жыл бұрын
Hot Rod Heaven: A gay porno by Michael Bay Still sounds more watchable than this movie
@asdatescosains7007 жыл бұрын
"A Cars Life is my religion. I firmly believe that this is what you see before you die." - IHE Sums up the entire film.
@joshslater2426 Жыл бұрын
I hate IHE. But he’s right about the film.
@crystalore9 жыл бұрын
Some aspects of this remind me of Gregory Horror Show... It's annoying me that something that I hate reminds me of something that I love.
@Bobsheaux9 жыл бұрын
Salty+ Welcome to MY world! lol
@cutiepuppy44279 жыл бұрын
+Salty+ "It was your choice, you get to live with it!"
@spicymilkshake66008 жыл бұрын
I love that show!
@SilviaFingerotter8 жыл бұрын
This movie looks awful. At times the animation does look considerably better than "Little Cars" but the voice acting is much worse and probably some of the worst I've EVER heard.
@TheBonkleFox8 жыл бұрын
Pray to GOD bob never reviews anything by Dingo pictures. Let's leave phelous to do that.
@fandomsofthecentury5938 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail made me scream "GOODBYE VIDEO, GOODBYE VIDEO!"
@AmishParadise279 жыл бұрын
It looks like Michael Schelp really, really hates kids. And yeah, not sure if anyone saw it, but this has two sequels, but thankfully the two sequels are better than the first one. They're still bad, just a lot more tolerable, and they completely changed Speedy's voice and appearance.
@loganbrock46289 жыл бұрын
Yeah,Michael also has the nerve to add the word child abuse in this movie, or one of the other sequels I'm not sure which though.
@williampulfer-melville85364 жыл бұрын
Ironically Michael Schelp actually has 2 kids and they both appear in this movie his daughter voice is Gracie and his son voices one of the gas leeches
@yotamkaspi85089 жыл бұрын
FINALLY I FOUND THIS MOVIE! I remember seeing this when I was a kid on TV (yeah they actually aired this piece of crap on TV). Recently I've tried to fins this, and now I finally did. I have to admit this is sort of a guilty pleasure, but maybe that's just what nostalgia does to you.
@lilgabbo25875 жыл бұрын
No, you just had a DVD and your not admitting that you paid money for it
@ciarankerr91634 жыл бұрын
Same, I watched it when I was younger and the only reason I remember it is because at a certain point it would always freeze
@racheln.spaterost27098 жыл бұрын
This just occurred to me. An unethical gas station owner could hire those gas leeches to siphon gas, causing demand to skyrocket.
@octodaddy8777 жыл бұрын
I need 10 hours of "Uh oh it's getting late"
@santinoeli715068 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@SuperCosmicMutantSquid9 жыл бұрын
I think I've said enough about this movie in various other reviews but yes....this movie is awful. Awful characters, awful story, awful animation. Sparky is by far the worst protagonist I have ever witnessed in a supposed kids' movie and....and what more can I say? He's just an annoying little shit and I don't care if he lives or dies. Thooooooough, I will say this....the part where he sings to his little sisters? Of all the reason for his dad to get pissed, WHY THAT? He was just being nice to his little sister. Any parent would like that and of all the dumb-ass shit that Sparky does, THAT is the one thing that actually seems....nice? Makes him likable? I don't know, it just feels like its pushing it in order to make his father complain, despite the dad being the best character in this film.... Too bad they fuck him up in the next two movies.
@wilhelmofcharlotte7727 жыл бұрын
*sees Bob's face on the thumbnail, has nightmares for a straight week.*
@Demonetization_Symbol2 жыл бұрын
As a car owner, I can tell that Sparky would have been at least partially totaled within one minute of this movie.
I think it's worth mentioning that the gas leeches in this movie we're actually Voiced by Michael Shelp and his son
@faidou99548 жыл бұрын
Does nothing explode in this universe?!
@AbomagooniosEntertainment8 жыл бұрын
10:17 GoAnimate in a nutshell :p
@suddysoap-barproductions44708 жыл бұрын
O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O x1,000,000 SPARKY! HOW DARE YOU GO TO THE MOVIES?! THAT'S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 16238839861776267639686395267956269762689369297686298662786289619876289763897627961692876976298769868976987698760876769878484829923786 CENTURIES!!!! GO TO YOUR GARAGE AND NEVER COME OUT UNTIL YOU ARE UNGROUNDED!!!!
@suddysoap-barproductions44708 жыл бұрын
Autumn Dulong Already covered. My comment says it all.
@suddysoap-barproductions44708 жыл бұрын
Hippo Crap Popsicles *Created in GoAnimate* *Make professional animations with ease*
@suddysoap-barproductions44708 жыл бұрын
Hippo Crap Popsicles What are you talking about?
@suddysoap-barproductions44708 жыл бұрын
Hippo Crap Popsicles Ah ok
@kristalball5276 жыл бұрын
If that purple car was all out of gas, then how, the hell, was she able to drive to the gas station?
@santinoeli715068 ай бұрын
The Hummer Bumper you mean
@markom.37844 жыл бұрын
i remember buying this dvd at the local store when i was 5 or 6 and getting traumatized by that killing scene god
@FoxGalahHasMovedToNewAccounts3 жыл бұрын
Did it make you cry and have nightmares?
@thepigeonman37198 жыл бұрын
wow sparkys voice is annoying but not as annoying as the pink car
@dawngilliard44057 жыл бұрын
cool kid I'm not annoying so stop
@thepigeonman37197 жыл бұрын
John Iowa i barley got through watching a cars life
@JThePlante7 жыл бұрын
That thumbnail is pure gold 😂
@anikmonette21406 жыл бұрын
NinROCK3T For some reason it creeps me out! And I'm not easily creeped out...
@parker-boy984 жыл бұрын
7:07 it's creepy that she calls Sparky a "hot rod" when he sounds like she's sixty, and Sparky's like eight
@Mi_Fa_Volare9 жыл бұрын
Wow. What other cartoon has an interruption in singing. That is glorious.
@misttwist56558 жыл бұрын
I JUST SNORTED A WHOLE BUNCH OF METH, I'M DOING GREAT!!!!!
@finalfantasy842087 жыл бұрын
Speedy almost sounds like Toad from mario
@chayden1537 жыл бұрын
Sologaming 2006 she sounds like a mixture of Harley Quinn, Toad, & Pinkie Pie
@lilgabbo25875 жыл бұрын
I was thinking more like almost sounding like Whitey from 8 Crazy Nights
@goiabexp2 жыл бұрын
He sounds like Axl from Megaman X7
@aidantanny72307 жыл бұрын
the dad is the best character cuz he's just denying sparky and I'm glad cuz sparky is TRAAAAASSHH
@oxycominum9 жыл бұрын
You are awesome. Shame on me for not discovering you sooner.
@motherbrain867 жыл бұрын
sparky is voiced by corinee orr who did the original trixie, spirtle and speeds mother in speed racer
@moon-shadow62396 жыл бұрын
Boy was I laughing so hard when they were killing the pink car! It was hilarious!
@Jennabennas968 жыл бұрын
My stomach hurts from laughing. This is my fav
@infinite24287 жыл бұрын
Thumbnail killed me... aagrbsb help me.. xD
@LchanOtakudom4 жыл бұрын
“I JUST SNORTED A WHOLE BUNCH OF METH! I’M DOING GREAT!!!! KYAA!!!”
@parker-boy985 жыл бұрын
When Diesel called Sparky a "hot rod" it sounded like she was coming onto him.
@EsmeMarion7 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail makes me laugh every time I see it XD
@meerkat22607 жыл бұрын
Speedy sounds like dee dee from dexters laboratory on Cartoon Network
@MrThischarmingman27 жыл бұрын
I was just looking up that Jack and the Beanstalk anime film (the one the Nostalgia Critic looked at a while ago) and I found this out; the woman they got to voice Sparky in this and the other movies is the same woman who voiced Princess Margaret!
@parker-boy985 жыл бұрын
Gracie's actually cute compared to the rest of the characters.
@the_goofiest_whajje9 ай бұрын
Yeah, her voice is a suprisingly accurate young child.
@mr.coffee52203 жыл бұрын
The part that always cracks me up is when you say “I JUST SNORTED A WHOLE BUNCH OF METH, I’M DOING GREAT!... GAH!”
@emilywenig43908 жыл бұрын
Speedy's voice makes my ears bleed...
@willbiesen8031 Жыл бұрын
10:45 Sparky: I hate being treated like a baby. THEN STOP ACTING LIKE ONE!
@starrdom82457 жыл бұрын
I want a movie just about Julia
@FoxGalahHasMovedToNewAccounts3 жыл бұрын
And then they can move and finally stop reading a book 24/7.
@shaneballesteros68529 жыл бұрын
There is a video brinquedo knock off of wreck it ralph. I never seen it, but you need to review the movie.
@dbzfan309 жыл бұрын
Do you know what it's called? I'll look it up.
@shaneballesteros68529 жыл бұрын
DragonBall 9001 it is called the bad video game dude
@epikster45189 жыл бұрын
+Shane Ballesteros wait that's a real movie
@shaneballesteros68529 жыл бұрын
dreamcast guy 24 Yes it is
@epikster45189 жыл бұрын
Shane Ballesteros how do you know
@puffythedestroyer88789 жыл бұрын
Silence of the Speedies..
@snowleopard62688 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOSH YES
@vontavius016 жыл бұрын
2:45 I just thought about it, why are tickets even a thing in this universe? If the cars are the humans of this universe, then wouldn't driving fast be considered running?
@r.noahallen98767 жыл бұрын
There's nothing that disgusts and yet fascinates me more than bootlegs
@EpicMickey7779 жыл бұрын
Part of what made me come here was the videos thumb nail.
@Bobsheaux9 жыл бұрын
Josh Thomas It's STARING at you..... @_@
@EpicMickey7779 жыл бұрын
Alright Dracula.
@JRS06 Жыл бұрын
I actually went out of my way to scour the charity shops of England to find this travesty of a movie. I actually had a fun tearing it apart whilst watching. To be honest, I quite like the mystery aesthetic of Piston's disappearance (even if the culprit is obvious) and the empty gloomy look of the badlands. And will someone please make that spinoff about Julia? She deserves it.
@Shades149 жыл бұрын
Think you might review the Chinese Cars rip-off that came out not too long ago when it comes out on DVD?
@epikster45189 жыл бұрын
+The Shady Reviewer that movie called the autobots?
@WolfFreelandFalloutkid7 жыл бұрын
A Cars Life. More like A Cringe Life
@FoxGalahHasMovedToNewAccounts3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@yesyes44099 жыл бұрын
Your face in the thumbnail was one of the best things ever. As well when Speedy di... Shit.
@sweetiepie108marks47 жыл бұрын
"I just snorted a whole bunch of meh,! I'm doing great!😂lol
@iblis28449 жыл бұрын
So is the gas station like a brothel or something...? I mean, the gas pumps have to stick the pump in the side of the cars and they're both evidently alive so what even is this? Can the gas pumps move around? Are they unwilling slaves? *head explodes*
@SuperMarkerComicBro9 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who notices that Sparky has the same voice as the pig from Spider's Web? What's also freaky is that Sparky IS the car they were driving in that movie. Kinda wondering if there's a connection... Great review as always, Bob.
@lilgabbo25875 жыл бұрын
That voice actor is so lazy, that he (or she) uses the same voices
@ZC-Infinity9 жыл бұрын
Oh, geez, this movie's so bad, I can barely even put up with clips of the movie. I mean, at least the models in Spider's Web looked like cheap toys and had agreeable color schemes. This movie, it's like if the lemons in Cars 2 started inbreeding. And what's up with Sparkplug Entertainment and trying to end their movies like a torture porn? First a snake trying to dump a living character into a grinder, now two cars chained up while another hacks them to pieces! So, wow, I am amazed you could get through this one...
@Bobsheaux9 жыл бұрын
ZC-Infinity Reviews ....Hey, yeah. I'm all for movies putting our heroes in peril, but these both end in REALLY messed up ways, don't they?? O_O
@LawdStrudel8 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but I laughed way too hard looking at the thumbnail lol.
@sonicroachdoggjrraven32638 жыл бұрын
lawd strudel same
@sa666t24 жыл бұрын
hahaah same XDD
@RaiBread7769 жыл бұрын
Ah, hearing Speedy's voice is so soothing! SAID NO ONE FUCKING EVER!!!!
@corsaircarl95829 жыл бұрын
Can't *WAIT* until you get ahold of the sequels :D
@WhiffyPlush9 жыл бұрын
Trigger McTriggerson This has a sequel?
@bobjoe34929 жыл бұрын
***** Indeed it does, sadly I watched it
@bobjoe34929 жыл бұрын
***** Indeed it does, sadly I watched it
@AveryCreates7 жыл бұрын
That thumbnail tho.
@GreycatRademenes9 жыл бұрын
Ok, a couple of questions! 1. Am I the only person who thinks Speedy is Harley Quinn gone Turbo Teen? 2. Is it me or does Diesel have a mustache 3. Is Gracie suppose to be really young, or is she a special needs car? Other than that this movie felt like they took the script from a 3 year old, playing with toy cars.
@Bobsheaux9 жыл бұрын
***** 1. No, Harley Quinn actually has some dignity to her. lol 2. Kinda, yeah. Jeeps aren't exactly the most feminine cars, are they? 3. I'm gonna say really young.
@Raf83479 жыл бұрын
***** GOSH! SPEEDY's Voice is More annoying than Vanille's Voice from Final Fantasy XIII!!
@AmishParadise279 жыл бұрын
Bobsheaux Gracie is actually voiced by Grace Schelp, Michael's youngest daughter. Also his son and himself voiced one of the gas leeches and his wife, Julia (could be another daughter, I honestly can't tell from the voice) to play Julia.
@yoshisupersaiyan25967 жыл бұрын
That thumbnail I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@anikmonette21407 жыл бұрын
Finally, I remember who they ripped off when they made the Jeep: it's fucking Scar from The Lion King!
@matthorseirons67915 жыл бұрын
More like Sparky's Big Depression. This movie is absolutely depressing & has no purpose for existing
@Zedek9 жыл бұрын
I am still at 0:00 but I thumbed it up for the hilarious thumbnail!
@JoeyVance8458 жыл бұрын
dat thumb nail XD
@coppercross48718 жыл бұрын
Dat profile pic XD
@JoeyVance8458 жыл бұрын
Copper Cross ...
@FatallyParasocial7 жыл бұрын
Copper Cross Dat fucking name
@lostcause37206 жыл бұрын
joey vance sparkle sparkle sparkle
@santinoeli715068 ай бұрын
THUMBNAIL*!!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😪😪😪😪😪😪
@undercooked_spaghettios8 жыл бұрын
For some reason, that disturbing pink car reminds me of Pinkie Pie.... I'd much rather take Pinkamena than this abomination O_O
@parker-boy985 жыл бұрын
17:16 Yeah, I could sleep to somebody SCREAMING at me! And since her eyes are her headlights, the roof is her back, not her head!
@Nakia117987 жыл бұрын
This movie is what it feels like to fall asleep watching cars and have a nightmare about it.
@MistyCypress8 жыл бұрын
[insert speedy screaming here repeatedly]
@Cyberbrickmaster19869 жыл бұрын
Wow... forget Slippy Toad, FIdget, Jar Jar Binks, Jasper Batt Jr., Charmy Bee, Scrabby Doo, the great Gazoo, Snarf, all the butchered characters from Captain N, Hairy Scary, Navi, Vivi or any other really annoying character that has ever existed! Speedy from A Car's Life is officially the most annoying character of anything ever made!