A Christmas Kiss II - The Cinema Snob

[@Flaris]

A Christmas Kiss, the movie franchise where the villain always wins.

[@CineMasterDamian]

This movie is definitely better than the first. The first film looked & acted like an amateur softcore porno while this one looks & acts like a professional softcore porno. That's progress!

[@piemelfriemel8718]

Jackson Roze Reviews how did you just spell definitely?

[@cineMADvocate]

What the hell kind of porn do you watch?

[@phreakazoith2237]

That's progress and gives us some hope for the next sequel. I assume there will be one, since this one made some money did it not?

[@Daxank]

Fuck! Now I have a boner!

[@glennwelsh9784]

Kinda fitting that the stars of both Christmas Kiss movies are alums from CSI, Law & Order, and Criminal Minds. Having a strange creepy man force himself upon a woman in an elevator is probably how a lot of episodes from those shows begin.

[@Never_heart]

Why are they trying so hard to mock the pain of the actual hero of the first movie?

[@MrMillionDub]

A Christmas Kiss II: Kiss Harder

[@Hyreia]

I like the classics: A Christmas Kiss II: Electric Kissaloo.

[@Cinehotties]

Christmas kiss 5: A Christmas Day to Kiss Hard

[@glennwelsh9784]

Yippie-kiss-yay, Mister Falcon.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

@@Cinehotties Christmas Kiss: Once upon a Carol Christmas Kiss: If it ain't broke It Runs in the Business: A Summer Kiss Tom & Jerry: A Christmas Kiss

[@SpeedyEric1]

A Christmas Kiss With a Vengeance.

[@ariellakahan-harth8831]

I've heard of writers working in specific genres, but "kiss in an elevator at Christmastime" is quite a strange one.

[@LabMatt]

The writer has a very specific fetish.

[@snukastyle]

I have a feeling she's a big fan of a certain Aerosmith song.

[@cannibalbunnygirl]

@@snukastyle Walk this way? Pink? Dream on? Jk 😂 I know what one you mean

[@funkyweapon1981]

@@cannibalbunnygirl She like to live it up when she's goin' down!

[@wingsandash]

Several.

[@Cinehotties]

like netflix and unborn babies being eaten in the womb

[@catgrump220]

The actor who plays Sebastian, Jonathan Bennett, played Aaron Samuels in Mean Girls Oh honey

[@DigiRangerScott]

It's okay, all he needs to do is fall back on Mean Girls a few more times for music videos

[@jessitheghost4556]

Wasted potential... the sequel should've been about Ms. Hall's descent into madness that eventually leads her to brutally murder both Wendy and her ex, and destroying all the elevators in her building.

[@phantomzone2725]

So it would be Santa's Slay 2: Death from the Hall's

[@Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser]

You earned a sub Cinema Snob.

[@Tonbot74]

You earned a dom, Cinema Snob.

[@Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser]

@@Tonbot74 Um cool?

[@Daxank]

@@Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser If you didn't get that joke, you might be too young for this channel

[@ryandowney8743]

I want a third one where we find out the elevator is haunted be the ghost of an adulterous husband.

[@Isaac-hm6ih]

That's... actually brilliant. Sharp plot twist into mind control horror.

[@lentzadam533]

I love the Snob's sarcastic humor. It's perfect for movies like this.

[@Hyreia]

The empty cup thing perplexes the hell out of me. Can they not fill them half full with water?

[@glennwelsh9784]

Because even extra water for the prop coffee cups would probably be too expensive for these cheap-ass Christmas movies.

[@Chipotleadvisory]

And go over budget? Are you serious?

[@germanvisitor2]

The actress is so addicted to coffee that she would drink anything from a coffee cup and the scriptwriter had a cold so they could not change the scene.

[@vampman87]

I've always wondered why they made Elisabeth Rohm's character do a 180 degree personality change. She stole her assistant's designs and pretended they were her own, which is a rotten thing to do, but everything else was within the realm of reason for a woman who was in love with a guy that ultimately cheated on her with a person she trusted. Maybe the writer thought her Karmic Humilation Conga was too harsh and wanted to give her a happy ending for the sake of closure?

[@BobbyDrake2000]

This seems more like a sequel to A Talking Cat!? in that the gay neighbor and Cooper have more sexual chemistry than anyone in the movie.

[@matthewkoch6937]

True, and the polyamory joke isn't too far off, especially since I don't buy Sebastian being straight either. Gay or bi possibly, but not straight.

[@tgraham2736]

Each year I come back for the Christmas Onesie Pajamas, it's my holiday tradition! Seasons Greetings!

[@franciscobrisolladeoliveir9596]

What? There's a second one?! Brad rocking that onesie as always.

[@kayhaven4710]

Francisco Oliveira yeah the first one was soooo bad I don't blame you for blocking it from your memory when Brad mentioned it at the end of his first review.

[@franciscobrisolladeoliveir9596]

@@kayhaven4710 Seriously, I don't remember anything about the first one. It's probably because it's a Lifetime movie but I just remember it portrays infidelity as whimsical and wholesome.

[@Clay3613]

Not a onesie, it's a pajamas!

[@aaronsouthan7798]

So this film series is essentially pro-adultery? how... festive.

[@tintinismybelgian]

Pro-premarital-adultery.

[@wingsandash]

And pro-sexual-assault!

[@amanoj318]

You bet... Ashley Madison Presents: A Christmas Cheat

[@justindenney-hall5875]

@@amanoj318 Sam and Nia's favorite christmas movie ! (Well Sam's anyway lol)

[@nicoleh3703]

I think these are secretly prequels to a certain M. Night movie. If a creepy old woman, a mattress salesman, and other people appeared, I wouldn't be surprised.

[@danstiver9135]

The Kissening?

[@nicoleh3703]

@@danstiver9135 It was the the Christmas Trees all along!!!

[@adiahaalexander9359]

12:57 Yes that's how *hu* mans talk and introduce themselves. "Hi, I'm *insert* *relationship* *here* nice to meet you"

[@archer1949]

Love the Paul Lynde impression when the sassy neighbor showed up.

[@seanmatyas3938]

I don't get movies/tvs that don't put liquid in their cups. I mean it would just look less fake at no added pressure to the actors. I mean Kubrick wanted real milk in Clockwork Orange despite it having to be changed all the time to prevent curdling and Michael Richards wanted a real Air Conditioner in Seinfeld to make the scene seem more authentic...so why can't someone drink from a cup or hold a cup full of water?

[@averymartin1327]

The onesies are back!

[@SigEpBlue]

9:33 _Old Fashioned_ truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

[@imbatmanhi3363]

"the end credits were pulled over for speeding " dammit brad i was drinking coffee when you said that lol

[@johnoneil9188]

Much like 50 Shades this is only a comedy because he is rich and (not that) good looking. If he was a lower class worker it would be a case for Ice T and crew.

[@nicklager1666]

All this talk about elevators makes me think of Aerosmith.

[@Michae89]

Next year we'll get A Christmas Kiss III: A Kiss in Space.

[@stonevisionmedia]

Yes please!!

[@marnistone6153]

The love interest in the next movie should play it like Malcolm McDowell.

[@cannibalbunnygirl]

Gets his yarbels out?

[@marnistone6153]

And gives her the old in-out, in-out.

[@cannibalbunnygirl]

@@marnistone6153 while singing in the rain 😂

[@marnistone6153]

Real horrorshow!

[@willGObye]

"This Christmas will definitely be better than the last one." Considering this movie came out 2014 and the previous one came out in 2011, was "the last one" from 3 years ago?

[@mikethegrunty5968]

They actually did a sequel. I lost faith in humanity

[@Kentrc11]

That kiss in the elevator was a great demonstration of sexual misconduct.

[@bubblehead9941]

The dialogue of this film is like a continuous punch to the face...aaaggghhhhhh!!!

[@TheRealNormanBates]

Does it make your comment funnier in that I imagined it in Charlie Brown's voice?

[@melissalayson7275]

@@TheRealNormanBates Yes, yes it does.

[@haggardwashere262]

Anyone else for once want a Christmas Romance movie that ends with no one falling in love, hating people, despising Christmas and live alone and feel miserable?

[@eddyeldridge7427]

I do

[@aaronsouthan7798]

The Black Mirror Christmas special is sort of that... there's a romance, doesn't go well. Guy becomes bitter and angry, and if he didn't already he definitely hates Christmas by the end "And I wish it could be Christmas, Every daaaaaaaaay".

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

You and the second reply are the only one... I just want Deadpool to kill the Simpsons.

[@margotvirzana9943]

Can it be where everyone loses their special someone and they are alone for more than just a holiday? Dark but id rather see the dark hallmark cinematic universe then the dark DC.

[@teedup8995]

There was Christmas Tornado.

[@AnInsideJoke]

Abby is the largest, most obvious beard since Z Z Top.

[@TheAirBear2000]

No War on Christmas movie this year?

[@StonedGremlinProductions]

There's surprisingly not very many of those. Although next week's is on a Kirk Cameron movie.

[@TheAirBear2000]

@@StonedGremlinProductions My bunghole is self-lubricating in anticipation!

[@jamesmcfarland5101]

It wouldn't be a Cinema Snob Christmas film review without the creepy music.........😐

[@jessmorgan6732]

This review is missing a strong "YOU WERE ON THE SOPRANOS!" for the actress who plays the boss.

[@TheGlitched64Reads2]

Hahaha, aww man, another joke title and opening sketch by the Cinema Snob. Hahaha, you really got me thinking there was a sequel to this. Like that would of ever happened... Oh. Oh no.

[@Yukinoomoni]

Too real. :3

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Can't wait for the porn spoof: An XXX-mas Kiss!

[@TheTwick]

Ahhh, it’s Tracey and Hepburn all over again.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Why aren't I watching any movie starring Katherine Hepburn or Audrey Hepburn? Oh, right... because my dad gimped the Roger's Cable channels....

[@jamesanthony5874]

Would have been better if it /had/ been the same boss. Have a series of these where the same boss keeps loosing romantic partners the same way, and around the fourth or fifth have her start making Deadpool-style commentary on the films.

[@CptFantabulous]

I now know what the I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream PC game would have been like if it had been a Christmas movie.

[@katewynne2956]

I love the Charles Nelson Reilly impressions when the neighbor shows up.

[@LOAblue]

I like this time of year. I enjoy seeing Cinema Snob review bad christmas movies, wearing his onesie.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

I had know the sequel existed after watching the Snob video on the first Christmas Kiss... but I didn't know that the sequel would literally rehash the first movie! Also, @19:15: "I'm Fired!"

[@carrieorsel1340]

I loved when bossy boss played a psycho on Law and Order: Criminal Intent.

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

I like Sebastian! He’s spunky😁

[@WikiSorcerer]

Sebastian is the best thing in this movie.

[@deathgoddragon3698]

Holy crap. I've seen men written as actual villains who were less of a douche bag than this guy. To reference Brad's Midnight Screenings of Fifty Shades, he's probably got posters of Chronicles of Riddick on his walls.

[@syyhkyrotta]

Thanks Brad, keep up this great work you've been doing for years!! =)

[@jeruhenderson3950]

This is a weird crossover with CSI and Criminal minds

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

Well the first one did start with sexual assault so...

[@shwahgamer]

The strangest thing about this movie is the mistletoe being only noticed in the elevator when it's only a girl and a guy alone together. When it's literally an office building and large groups of people are likely to use that elevator every day. If they're really going for the "every time you're under the mistletoe you absolutely have to kiss the other person with you" idea then this whole office is filled with people who have cheated on their significant others just by getting into the damn elevator with someone else during Christmas time!

[@johntaylor1981]

You should do a Snob review of One Magic Christmas that features the same actress from a Christmas kiss 2 when she was a child.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Wait what? The same lead actress was in that movie? And she was very young?

[@johntaylor1981]

Tommy Deonauth's Archives Yeah, she was.

[@kristenchandler9030]

@@johntaylor1981Someone else who has heard of One Magic Christmas! Yeah, she starred in her own Disney movie at like 5 years old. But despite being a decent actress and having grown up to be pretty, is apparently acting in ion movie sequels. I guess it's better than nothing.

[@SuddenCruelty01]

15:17 is why I love this channel

[@PaceBreaker]

8:55 - Pfft! Criminal Minds reference.

[@kaylacolgan]

Merry Christmas , Brad Jones. 🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁

[@wjzav1971]

Re-cut that film with different music, and you get a stalker-thriller.

[@augustwest5356]

How did her hair grow 8 inches between the model/elevator scenes and the same night she tells her fucked up "neighbor" about it? Also the company is named "Trend Fashion"? Did they even try in this movie?

[@Sophiec108]

Is sexualising an elevator a thing now? Is getting in an elevator with a guy, the heterosexual equivalent of a hankie in the back pocket? 'Just when you thought it was safe to not have to walk ten flights of stairs'

[@valcristPL]

How the hell did I miss this review.

[@NeptuneRising70]

If any stranger treated me like that in an elevator, they'd have my car key jammed into their brain via their ear.

[@SarahsKnight0]

Oh, boy, a sequel to A Christmas Kiss? I'll bet it comes up with an even sleezier way to start out a romance for the two main protagonists than the first one.

[@levlynds1902]

A Christmas Kiss 2: In search of the wizzle-wazzle-woo

Please review A Christmas Story: Live.

[@planescaped]

A gay best friend neighbor bringing Chinese food and booze? Ugh... I think I'd rather watch someone play Indigo Prophecy. Does the main character fall in love with a zombie mary sue after knowing them for literally 5 minutes?

[@Never_heart]

While throat punching myself with brass knuckles.

[@quinnzykir]

planescaped at least indigo Prophecy is fun

[@italianfoodname534]

@@quinnzykir A poorly written, complete mess of a game with awful, broken mechanics is fun? Okay.

[@yourmother7052]

@Lelouch Joestar I think you've just listed off the reasons _why_ it's fun.

[@italianfoodname534]

@@yourmother7052 It's funny to watch, not to play

[@1000huzzahs]

God, I can't believe they came up with one even cheaper and creepier than the first one. Like.. epically so. Not gonna lie, kinda nice seeing Elizabeth Röhm's character get a sorta happy ending, even if it's in.. THIS

[@harmonicajay91]

“You and I are definitely going to be friends.” Because I say that to all the women I kiss in elevators without their permission.

[@SarahsKnight0]

8:10 - My god, is this movie for REAL? Are we REALLY supposed to be rooting for this dude as the hero?

[@canceresbunny]

Where is the Merry Kissmas review Snob? I wanna know how the trilogy ends!

[@LovlyHorror]

This isn't just regifting. It's regifting socks. It's regifting something no one wanted to begin with rather than doing what decent people do and stuff them in the back of their underwear drawer until they give them to the Salvation Army the next time you move.

[@rramona88]

Even that fly at 15:40 was to embarrassed to be seen in this movie .

[@CreativeTemporary]

Since when is there a seauel to this and grumpy cat got only one movie???

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Why would we need another Grumpy Cat movie?

[@davidimrie7297]

I'm hoping this becomes a trilogy.

[@shwahgamer]

There is. The other one is called Merry Kissmas.

[@SpongeyTheEditor]

Oh boy, will this one randomly play the song from 16 Wishes?

[@emistyledxd545]

Damn I haven't seen such a bad closet case like Seb since my last family get together

[@Icanhasautomaticcheeseburger]

16:30: Hasn't she been through enough, watching her dad die to vampires and then losing her job on the LAPD? Now she can't be around vampires OR elevators!

[@Idarak1]

Just letting everyone know that Elizabeth Harnois and Lola Glaudini were both in Criminal Minds 1x05 "Broken Mirror" in 2005 and probably were on screen together. What a coincidence they get reunited in this trash.

[@mathieuleader8601]

I want this movie to have Gene Simmons perform Cunnilingus it would not be called a Christmas Kiss if that did not happen

[@duowest642]

You may not necessarily get a prison sentence for kissing a stranger on an elivator. But you are definitely at least getting hit with a lawsuit.

[@weeds526]

Well there's Aaron Samuels for ya

[@SuperDevolution]

To think in the short amount of time since this video was released, Cable channels and Netflix have already released ten of these movies.

[@JaycRam]

For the love of Krampus, someone tell me what that music is @ 12:39

[@Schmidt54]

3:34 people who let their shoes touch furniture I sit, sleep, and have sex on are just not good people.

[@marikotrue3488]

My attention immediately latched onto the thumbnail of "new" and "The Cinema Snob". When my adrenaline level returned to normal I noticed the "II". There are two of these?

[@cultclassicdeadinside9862]

Aaron Samuels from Mean Girls is in this !?

[@Alucard-A-La-Carte]

The neighbor friend's voice is Paul Lind by way of the Will It Fit? guy.

[@DarkseidJoshua]

I feel sorry for the guy in police forensics who's job it will be to blacklight that elevator to find evidence of foul play it's gunna look like it was coated in luminous paint

[@MrNobody47710]

17:19 In other words, they get infected by the Wild Card virus and become The Oddity 2.0. Move over, Infamous Black Tongue, Jokertown has a new champion.

[@Tareltonlives]

Netflix: "Another full season of MST? Nah, make it only 6 episodes. A sequel to Christmas Kiss? WHO WOULDN'T WANT THAT?!" So no cheating in this one....just a LOT of sexual assault

[@Rezkeshdadesh]

I wasn't expecting an episode of "Will It Fit?" today.

[@slashingkatie7872]

Can’t wait for the Will it Fit Christmas Special. For now “A Stalker Christmas”

[@Hyreia]

Amazing. I think the characters from the first movie actually had more chemistry. This guy is a fucking creep and she needs to call HR.

[@sfighter0085]

Great episode. Had to look back at the last year's review of the first "A Christmas Kiss" just to be sure I've heard of the sequel. Yeah this movie is pretty much the same story, only swap out the ditsy roommates with one ditsy neighbor, the boss isn't much of a bitch here, and the romance was kinda creepy here with the love interest being a creeper for most of the movie. Now I would've made a joke about there being a third "A Christmas Kiss" movie, probably calling it "A Christmas Kiss:Infidelity Wars" like I did with "God's Not Dead 2" (before we actually got a third movie) as kind of a parody of "Avengers:Infinity War", but since there is technically a third movie already, that would be kinda pointless. Also one positive, at least the "evil" boss here doesn't get fake hit by either the "Narnia" Lamppost nor the Clipboard Nutcracker. So that's progress...kind of.

[@TemmiePlays]

Is it adorable Christmas-outfit Snob month? Checks video... yes.

[@KrystineBrown]

Watching at work again, just like the first one lol

[@AverageInternetButterfly]

Merry Early Christmas, Cinema Snob!

[@debonaire_nerd]

So in short, this can be summed up as FIIIIIRRRRSTTT MOOOOOVIE!

[@lordlacolith]

Holy shit that main actress added me on Facebook. Did not expect to see that.

[@Saskia2088]

Does anyone know where to get that onesie? I love Brad's onesies

[@KennyFrierson]

Christmas Elevator Orgy got a nice ring to it