A Completely Accurate Summary of Call of Duty Black Ops 3

[@Williaso]

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[@VarangianGuard13]

Williaso said my favorite word, defenestration.. huzzah! And he did so while making fun of the ridiculous pile of nonsense that is BlackOps 3? Nice! Today is a great day, indeed. Highly entertaining and enjoyable video, 5 stars.

[@Williaso]

@@VarangianGuard13 You'd be surprised how many times I've been able to use it in CAS. Lots of people going through windows

[@VarangianGuard13]

@@Williaso It's a great way to solve a problem. Especially a "what to do with this enemy?" Problem

[@Boomken76]

4:00 U want Hot Cyber with I? 🤣 yes I remember #GenX

[@thotusmaximus971]

Why did the video get re-uploaded??

[@ascendingGhost2501]

drinking game for any call of duty. take a drink whenever an NPC opens a door or moves rubble in order to progress "the story"

[@angusmitchell4026]

TopReaux does that for cod and adds other things to drink to its actually pretty funny

[@JingleJangle256]

“Well, we can’t have the player run past all the story beats. How else are we supposed to confuse and bore them, at the same time?”

[@Jacob-fisher]

So certain death in any game before mw2019

[@GigalassII]

...are you trying to commit a no russian?

[@tommymaxey2665]

I don't want to die of alcohol poisoning

[@VerCasGa]

3:43 "That's not the face of somebody who understands what's going on." And it'll be your face for the rest of the game.

[@theredgamer4675]

For those wondering the binary code at14:51 is pen 15 only the 15= is

[@Jifty]

Thank you.

[@supersoldier8629]

19:38 me over here biting off fingernails due to bad habit "does this really count as a meal?"

[@pointathim]

The only real thing I can remember about the campaign is that the timeline is absolutely a lie. Just gotta get to the frozen forest and make a train go boom. Edit: I completely forgot this was possible but you could actually keep the broken arms character model. I forgot how I did it 8 years ago because it was completely by accident. Funniest experience I ever had.

[@gaberabobber448]

Bo3 campaign feels like they tried to make a futuristic WaW, but they forgot the story part

[@angusmitchell4026]

nah more like futuristic version of bo1

[@JingleJangle256]

@@angusmitchell4026Yep, except BO1 had a compelling story and characters. Also, if we fail in BO1, those commie bastards will detonate chemical bombs all across the free world and kill billions. If we die in BO3, we still die because we’re just reliving the memories of someone else before we flatline. Nothing matters in BO3. John Taylor already saved the world from Corvus, so what’s the point?

[@DecentCanvas-mt1bk]

Only the 5th worst? Must be only what they have admitted

[@Ricardo_Rick]

they admit to a lot tho, i mean, its not like they will suffer any consequences for it, right?

[@barnabeepickle]

I read a plot summary of this game after watching this video and it made about as much sense as the video does

[@maxwellrobertson4831]

At least the Neptunia mod made it somewhat memorable. The contrast of anime characters (technically game characters) shouting curses and shooting in a gritty, dark environment made the spectacle entertaining

[@Alucard-gt1zf]

Don't worry there's neptunia animes so they are technically anime characters aswell

[@Texascowboy68]

TRAIN GO BOOM!!!

[@JingleJangle256]

Hey, you still with us?

[@randomcontent789]

⁠@@JingleJangle256Not in the slightest

[@Loseph2l]

19:37 this was sadly terrifyingly accurate

[@swalkerman7820]

Oh gosh, you’re in for a headache

[@minerva_prime]

The zombies was peak but the campaign was worse than new mw3

[@BlackPantherFTW]

Me: Eating McDonald's Williasco: "whatever you're eating right now is not good for you even if it tastes good" Me: *suprised pikachu face*

[@lordclang8223]

Right out the gate with the AA next to the tower. In the world of Air Defense Artillery, to get the best results, you could-locate your defense with your asset, giving you more time to down missiles and planes before they put warheads on foreheads in the universal language of Unhealthcare. But yeah, they could have shot the plane when it wasn’t facing directly towards them…

[@Avarona-r9t]

ok but like what does this game have to do with black ops 2?

[@bones8619]

The answer is yes

[@Syndikris]

absolutely nothing

[@Avarona-r9t]

ah of course

[@Avarona-r9t]

somehow i dont believe that

[@bones8619]

@@Avarona-r9t Okay but like actually it has jack to do with BO2 besides Raul Menendez getting mentioned in passing during the campaign and maybe some info you can read on your terminal between missions

[@mrgibus8278]

brain go boom

[@baadwlf3798]

4:03 ...I didnt come here to be attacked

[@a4channoob]

19:34 literally eating Checkers chicken tenders, fries, and mozzarella sticks as im watching this video

[@Beardieee]

Checker's isnt real

[@EricLeon-xm7vm]

This feels cool keep up the good work 😊

[@kylepeek5069]

24:13 to 24:20 getting blown up under water by mines do you hear it slowing- you are in control ! Williaso: what's killing me? BOOM Player: CALM ! Lmao 🤣 I was bursting out laughing 🤣 🤣 I'm dead.

[@red-shadow1994]

I was eating a snickers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@theredgamer4675]

I was eating fruits

[@yoshidollface]

I've been binging your CAS videos and I can't remember if it's this one or not, but Tali's comment about "this must be your first stream, buddy" was hilarious

[@SNCstudios]

The Evangelion reference had me DEAD

[@destinedpotato1577]

Would you be surprised if I told you that the BO3 campagin was written by Jason Blundell, the guy who made the Zombies story line really confusing too.

[@bkgamereview9395]

Well I guess that explains it all.

[@TheStoryTeller17]

19:37 Me when I’m literally eating nothing: Okay, fair.

[@reganbeazley5810]

16:26 Well...kind of. He wants to reunite with his dead wife.

[@tuauafiafiahoching1753]

Man we’re not for the co op in this game it would’ve been a one and done for good type campaigns.

[@jayp.8360]

17:48 There's a part in project wingman where the main bad guy is monologuing at you and your squadron and one of your wingmen just yells at him to shut the fuck up and no one cares about what he's saying

[@aleciamiller5898]

when will says that what your eating right now in unhealthy at 19:40 i was definetly munching on a big bag of candy

[@SpencerTheMenacer]

I’ll have you know that I’m eating strawberry protein oats with bananas, apples and almonds sliced on top along with a protein shake, a fiber shake, 200g of cucumber with garlic seasoning and 120g of celery with 30g of PB2 powder mixed with 30g of creamy ‘no sugar added’ peanut butter 💪

[@RandomManIncorperated]

Black Ops 3:The Only Game In The Franchise Where Technically Nothing Happens Since There's No Actual Main Character. Because You're Basically Dead The Entire Game. Yes I Can This, Cause I've Played This Game Over A Dozen Times & Own All Of The DLC

[@ElementttH2H]

LMAO the Ramirez jokes will never die!

[@bkgamereview9395]

I’ve beaten the campaign 5 times and I still have no idea what the hell is going on. At least the Zombies good.

[@JingleJangle256]

“Hey, you still with us?” Fuck, bro. You lost me like four levels ago.

[@Suzukibob69]

I’m so glad I’m not the only one that HATED the BO3 story. All the frozen forrest shit was so confusing

[@michaelkeaton5394]

I'm pretty sure that will's got a roommate that randomly cuts a few cables in his PC to create his routine technical problems...

[@andrewowens4421]

2:55 Literally the only memorable part of the story. I remember the game. I remember playing it. But nothing really stood out. It's not even a bad game. It's just trying to be this huge epic, but not having nearly enough of the writing skill to pull it off. It is the epitome of generic.

[@greatlizard1176]

19:34 I'm eating a god damn orange and now I life is turned around

[@mohamadali5908]

that roast about the thing im eating just broke the forth wall ;/

[@ethancampbell5548]

I would love a completely accurate summary of bo4. because that was multiplayer only and I didnt know if there actually was story or not

[@SivaExperiment]

for reminising you ddo ask your close friend how long you have been doing something. hell i did it not long ago with a group im apart of and damn time moves fast

[@yoshidollface]

Your commentary has been A-fucking-plus lately, Will!!! Love your videos!!

[@nauroticdax]

2:45 funnily enough just before you said "some robots show up" I was like hmm weird I don't remember robots in a blops well at least the robot scene I really hate isn't in this cus that happened in advanced warfare and then there it was...god I hate that scene like I'm not squeemish it's just the idea of a machine that knows how and is capable of hurting/disabling you in all the worst ways executing it discompationately kinda messes with my head and seeing it in first person like that for as long as it actually goes on is just...ehhhhh no thanks

[@Dalek_supremeVictors]

Black ops 3 has to be one of favourite campaigns

[@TheArbinator]

i too enjoy being wrong

[@JingleJangle256]

Do you mean that ironically or did your mom drink when she was pregnant?

[@Boomken76]

4:43 according to S. Jackson wallet in Pulpfiction its 2 words🤣

[@Waffletimewarp]

Listen, don’t come for my Birria and Cheese Pupusas like this.

[@donkey757]

19:35 HA jokes on you! I'm eating peanuts!

[@dtheriault3]

I know i played this game, but watching this, im not recalling anything

[@pyrosomebody]

Cant belive you were able to sit through Door Opening Evangelion and stay somewhat sane

[@SimpleTyler1]

I cant believe i just got called out by a fucking youtube video mid putting food to mouth...

[@epsilon6835]

Bro really fucking called me out mid video the second I take a bite of the first donut I’ve had in months

[@thatgut2375]

You should try Duke Nukem Forever, i think you'd have a fun time with it and have absolutely no problems whatsoever

[@Williaso]

Did you really-

[@RynSlhddn]

You should do a no problems whatsoever of bo3 zombies

[@billycoleman5927]

Okay I don't know if it was just a bit that part about the movie with Marlon Brando and Martin Sheen but if you were actually wondering what the name of that movie was the name of it is Apocalypse Now and if I'm not mistaken I could be Martin Sheen's other son Emilio Estevez is in it as well

[@Williaso]

Did you miss the part where the movie poster popped up

[@billycoleman5927]

@@Williaso yeah I did lol

[@polybius8571]

11:00 RAMIREZ! ORDER THE CHEESEBURGER!

[@augiekintop6242]

good vibeo wilbert aso

[@UGH_ITS_THAT_GUY]

HOW DID HE KNOW WHAT I WAS EATING?!

[@mystc7081]

Now to do it againg, but with zombies for some reason.

[@OrbitalBones]

Leave me, My pepperoni pizza and my root beer alone

[@kingofmonsters14]

existential crisis, the video game

[@C.A.R.D.Scanada]

19:35-19:43. Too bad, Im eating grapes and apples, lol

[@kingofhearts1951]

19:37 will im eating cheezits its not that bad okay :(

[@PLamigo]

train go boom

[@marcourbiztondo8931]

FINALLY! BO3. Now we just need Infinite Warfare and Advanced warfare

[@4DAKINGBEETLE]

Make a summary of Call of Duty World at War

[@prettylittleenclave]

Holy shit I never realized how bad the actual cutscenes looked in this game

[@mohamadali5908]

yessss i like this video

[@h3r0ofhyrule]

13:23 I think Tali made a joke but I’m too autistic to get it…

[@Williaso]

You're too acoustic to get it

[@Romrojal]

I want to know two things: 1) How did you get the game to co-op? I know the co op is built in but there's always danger of hackers so I never tried, so could you let me know how you did it? 2) How is it that every game you touch has some sort of out of left field glitch that as far as I'm aware never happened to anyone else? honest to god how does that work? Oh and there's actually a comic prequel that tells you everything about two names' mission before the game begins so that's a hell of a way to spoil the plot of your game.

[@samiel992]

Don't know if just me but to me I remebered BO3 was MPOnly

[@Williaso]

4

[@tatersalad76]

This game really was the start of Call of Duty just pumping games out for the sake of printing money. At least Black Ops 2 and MW3 were fun to play, had fun campaigns, and the pvp was 👌

[@Williaso]

Lmao no. Call of Duty was always meant to be a money printer and the first one pumped out was CoD 2. The working title for CoD was literally "Medal of Honor killer", they always intended to piggyback off of another series' success and surpass it. Call of Duty has ALWAYS been about money.

[@lordreiman8352]

wasnt there an "i am the walrus" reference in this video? Edit: nm that was the bo1 video

[@angusmitchell4026]

you should have added bender saying 00111000111100000

[@BetterVersionPending]

5:03 - 6:04 sponsor or something, i ouno

[@SATANICCOW]

10:36 😭😭

[@MaidofRage420]

Leave it to Call of Duty to somehow make sci-fi concepts boring as shit

[@arkbros1307]

No will I’m in a car driving to Virginia I can’t eat healthy…

[@LeeAndersonMusic]

Damn, they made a third?

[@BackwardsRmadness]

I always hated this game for the campaign

[@michaelkeaton5394]

How is eating honey bad for you ?

[@HistoryMonarch1999]

I swear I keep trying to get into this game (I can’t return it) and besides the story the gameplay doesn’t feel fun. The buttons for all the powers feels annoying and the massive amounts of enemy NPCs and the robots who can take a chunk of bullets Plus the multiplayerafication of the campaign was just ehh

[@rarericebag215]

It's okay to reach out for help WIll, we understand that this is hard for you to do, but we need to talk. You need to get a new mouse, we know that you say you don't ADS as a joke, but we all know that your mouse is broken and you're too scared to go out and buy a new mouse at your local Best Buy.

[@J0nnyallen3]

I was eating Doritos

[@neilracine6158]

I've eaten worse things... hi I'm ryan renalds with mint mobile 😂😂😂😂

[@cheryl-annromany8103]

Egg

[@gooseegg617]

Gosh does will play games bad on purpose

[@chrisbuttonshaw2088]

the.... F is this game???

[@ERIKTHEGAYYY_MER]

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