A Completely Accurate Summary of Call of Duty: Black Ops

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[@Williaso]

Did you catch all of the music references in the video? :D

[@vin_sirr8838]

I’m hyped this channel deserves a lot more subs tbh

[@Chuked]

I was like oh here we go and then oooh 10 hours

[@Beardieee]

Music? I don't understand

[@lilchunky4207]

The numbers what do they mean?

[@joeykobziewicz5161]

Dude the "cuts and bruises and scrapes" line was actually a god teir reference.

[@Cobblestone8_alt_account]

Even after playing through the campaign multiple times through like 8 years I guess I never noticed the guard being shoved out of the Tower

[@Williaso]

It's on screen for about 2 seconds and nobody mentions it, so it's very very easy to miss.

[@thedayzgod]

Same

[@jacobrobinson787]

Weee

[@usagifang]

Also same

[@Cobblestone8_alt_account]

@@Williaso well that explains it

[@gamerpigeonakafbi8210]

This is the first time I’ve ever heard anyone complain about the cutscenes. They’re my favorite part of the game. ig my eyes just don’t mind the flashing

[@fiefdomofumbria6590]

they arent super bad if you dont have the brightness turned up, and they are legitimately one of the greatest things about black ops 1 as its shows the conspiracy theory aspect of the game

[@KupNoodles_]

Facts

[@dolphinerofachero3159]

He’s just too old for his brain to handle fov and bideogames lol

[@paudan1284]

@-_- he means if the brightness is where its intended to be

[@paudan1284]

@@dolphinerofachero3159 fov sliders are a requirement for all games imo. i don't get motion sick but i fuckin hate having it locked at 70 cause i cant see shit in multiplayer

[@therandomcommenter7665]

The 'actual' most remembered line at least for me was "Where?" "Cuba" *puts on sunglasses* *black ops 1 theme*

[@ImperialGamer5]

Can't wait until the story of Black Ops II rolls next....

[@Williaso]

It'll be a bit. Got a lot of other games on the list before then, and I don't own it yet

[@penguinsrockrgr8yt216]

@@Williaso You don’t own the best cod!?

[@Williaso]

@@penguinsrockrgr8yt216 Have you looked at the price of old Call of Duty games on Steam?

[@penguinsrockrgr8yt216]

@@Williaso **Laughs in used copy**

[@Williaso]

@@penguinsrockrgr8yt216 Used copy on PC?

[@nonamejustbecause]

2:44 that is actually realistic, most underbarrel grenade launcher grenades have a detonation timer before they detonate on impact, otherwise it act as a very heavy slug or a massive hunk of metal slapping someone at high velocity

[@CharaDreemurr_Undertale]

Nah, they explode only on contact but needs to have went some distance

[@historygames0133]

I love the one part where Reznov says something along the lines of "They may have a different flag but their methods are the same"

[@fascistlobster]

The flags may be different but the methods are the same. They will use you, as they used me...

[@user-bv7zo6vd4m]

This is probably my favorite quote, it can be applied to every historical conflict

[@ImlowOnBattery]

Saw some dude on the BF4 have a moment realizing that Pac was nicked named to “Wakka Wakka” cuz that’s the noise Pac-Man makes. Had the same epiphany with why woods was renamed to hundred acre~

[@SuperGman117]

why?

[@MasterJunior93]

@@SuperGman117 hundred acre woods.

[@yoshidollface]

OHMYGODS

[@dumpsterfire9113]

Completely Accurate Summary of Dying light would be so epic in my opinion

[@Beardieee]

🙌🏼

[@PurpleSeaUrchen]

AKA the most confusing game ive played in recent years

[@josephnadeau6689]

The thing about the guy “absorbing” the grenade at about 2:45 is actually somewhat accurate in that those grenades are made to not explode until they’ve flown a certain distance.

[@AaronturnerPSN]

It'd still leave a giant hole

[@pussymagnet9474]

@@AaronturnerPSN a pistol bullet would’ve too

[@AaronturnerPSN]

@@pussymagnet9474 depending on caliber, but the grenade launcher would leave a bigger hole

[@Jacobzab]

@@AaronturnerPSN actually it wouldn’t. There are videos of soldiers shooting each other with them. It doesn’t even break their ribs, just knocks the wind out of them and leaves a nasty bruise. You can find them on youtube

[@AaronturnerPSN]

@@Jacobzab I've heard of a story where a guy was trying to clear a Mark 19 machine grenade launcher, he didn't clear it right and I forgot if it took off his head or left a hole in his chest, either way, he was no longer living

[@dumbdead8835]

Him complaining about the flashing was more annoying then the flashing

[@dumbdead8835]

But still a good video lol

[@dumbdead8835]

*Than

[@hhshsksks9593]

He can literally just turn down the brightness

[@jimmyj3173]

Than*

[@leonaustin123]

@@jimmyj3173 I'm gonna watch the whole video than kms. Because I'd rather die then be corrected by grammar nazis. 🙃

[@TheTimbs_]

Marines, hold your position, let’s fucking go

[@PostRequisite]

i can hear it. all over again. thank you.

[@ZoeSimza]

0:24 Me, who remembers half of the entire campaign's dialogue by heart and references it on a regular basis: Am I a joke to you?

[@Williaso]

Yes

[@rigb0013]

same with me

[@ZoeSimza]

@@Williaso THAT'S THE PROBLEM YOU DON'T TAKE US MEMORY SAVANTS SERIOUSLY!

[@elerdy3237]

The most offensive part of this is calling Resnov “The Walrus”

[@Williaso]

Goo goo gjoob

[@MrNoahlindsay]

4:07 if only that prisoner was 2 or so seconds quicker, could have saved all those prisoner dudes

[@TheUncivilizedNation]

Unless you think 30 people can hide behind that one mine cart they would’ve died anyway

[@MrNoahlindsay]

@@TheUncivilizedNation they wouldnt have all been gunned down immediately. not as much of a waste of men

[@fleecy9706]

This game is an absolute gem. Thank god u played it on ur channel.

[@cottonballs185]

If by gem, you mean a jarring, anachronistic, characteristically inferior Treyarch title with ugly graphics and poor sound design

[@collincaperton6718]

@@cottonballs185 no

[@fleecy9706]

@@cottonballs185 quite a hot take there fella, I mean, this is considered by many the greatest cod game of all time for a reason

[@cottonballs185]

@@fleecy9706 Not really a hot take since this game was released over 10 years ago. Only good thing about Lag Ops was emblems editing, Wager Match, Ascension, and the return of golden weapon models. Treyarch will always be inferior to Infinity Ward

[@hhshsksks9593]

@@cottonballs185 this game was released in 2010

[@dy1an778]

I never expected the plot twist with what happened to Reznov. It was (and still is) my favourite plot twist in gaming history.

[@captainajlc]

I played the campaign when I was young and I understood most of it but I never connected the dots

[@Pepino8A]

Im a completely accurate Onion Mason, you should know this

[@internetexplorer3317]

"WTF is this bs? My hundred acre would never say that" -original hundred acre woods.

[@crazynckid]

7:35 I remember playing this for the first time and just quitting after an hour of not figuring out what to do here. Spent a week going back and not accomplishing anything before finally figuring it out. I was pissed, yes.

[@Williaso]

Glad it wasn't just me!

[@follwerofrings993]

cant wait for A Completely Accurate Summary of Call of Duty: Black Ops II

[@criminaltimesinfinity3418]

the second best black ops of all time?

[@Freelancer837]

Yeah, I recently rebought BO1 and 2 on Steam and OH MY GOD, I can't believe how many spots there are throughout that whole game where you're NOT PLAYING THE GAME, lol

[@criminaltimesinfinity3418]

@@Freelancer837 but like in bo2 you still had fun

[@Freelancer837]

@@criminaltimesinfinity3418 Of course, it's not bad, just annoying for repeat playthroughs

[@The_Weasel_]

I've been playing this for 10 years. Watching you play this was painful but amusing

[@mr.tibbles8140]

Ah yes the unlimited CLIP of the machine gun

[@cottonballs185]

And the six BULLETS for the thunder gun

[@phantom9062]

The seizure warning.. that’s why I respect you a bit more than most.

[@gangsterringostarr2840]

I knew there was gonna be an I Am The Walrus reference as soon as you started to call Hudson “The Eggman”

[@CloudyMason]

I loved this game so much. The story/ the multiplayer, everything. I honestly played the campaign WAY too many times

[@3rdStreetAVolitionite]

I know it'll be a while, but I look forward to when you do Black Ops 3. I'd like to see you try to make sense of that game.

[@Hass2518]

The entire script will be "AHHHHHHH..."

[@Kincentc]

All these flash complaints had me thinking he was playing the multiplayer lol

[@jacobvigil5087]

I don't know how I discovered your channel, but man, you are easily my favorite youtuber right now. Keep up the great work!

[@baller42061]

I can’t wait for this video man, you never disappoint

[@loganfaught8091]

I found your channel 3 days ago and I've watched all of the campaign videos and there so good, please make more x

[@CraaaaaabPeople]

In summary: "I hacked the FOV at the start of the game and then repeatedly complained about my HUD breaking and other weird shit".

[@Tyloudmouse]

Well, that's Williaso and Pals in a nutshell

[@Janepringles]

That's what he gets for messing with the game in the first place

[@christianbrown5658]

Been binge watching your content since I found you man, it's awesome stuff. You're gonna be at 100k in no time

[@TheTimbs_]

Completely accurate summary of Darkwood. It’s a polish horror game on steam if anyone wants to know. It’s very good, exceeded my expectations.

[@rbot6237]

This game looks like a fever dream. Also I caught the walrus one

[@lucasgomez3283]

Ive concluded from this video that Williaso might be a squirrel; need to have an excessive FOV range and startled by flashing lights

[@Budderslapperrr]

The set up for the egg man walrus joke. Jesus Christ. Good job dude

[@Williaso]

I was really proud of that joke. Wanted to make a joke that someone with a keen eye could spot before it's revealed, but also come as a revelation to most everyone else (just like the Black Ops plot twist). It fit perfectly

[@Budderslapperrr]

it was perfect

[@kokaomf]

"We got a little lost about what we're supposed to do" About American soldiers in Vietnam.

[@vulture7624]

I feel like if you did the uncharted games it would be hilarious

[@thatscpsecurityguard]

Seeing BO1 at that FOV is Very Painful,

[@RuizIV]

Can’t wait for the Black Ops series

[@xDBenny]

The Kumon learning centre reference just teleported me to my childhood

[@malcolmholmes5002]

:breaks the game :complains about the game being broken

[@benmontey3438]

16:05 I love how well you set that joke up throughout the video, I didn't even notice Lol

[@Williaso]

It's one of my favorite jokes I've ever done. It just works so well with Black Ops too, since it's right at their own ridiculous plot reveal

[@benmontey3438]

@@Williaso Lol true. I take it you know the meaning behind the song? I've been trying to figure it out for a while now

[@Williaso]

@@benmontey3438 I'm not sure that the Beatles even know the meaning of the song

[@georgeshulga]

@@benmontey3438the Walrus was Paul 😂

[@victortorres2985]

I love your videos 👍good stuff

[@Trid3nt861]

5:01 *Legend has it that Owl Man is out there..... doing Owl things*

[@usagifang]

My question is how. HOW do you manage to BREAK THE GAME at the start? I've played through black ops so many times and never ran into a bug. I pity your luck.

[@Williaso]

I break every game I touch

[@usagifang]

@@Williaso RIP

[@johnrodrigues2018]

@@Williaso they should hire you as a QA lol

[@calebbarnhouse496]

I would imagine that it would be the part where he manually went in and started changing game files is what caused his many issues

[@VisualBasic6]

I absolutely love this game, blew me away back then and still my favorite today. With this in mind, This video is perfect.

[@TK-5187]

Take a shot every the flashing starts

[@hawksfan8870]

Very well made summary! Best Cod game of all time!

[@crisscrossam]

that rise of the tomb raider one after the cut to white got me good, i loved it and now i wanna watch that video. GG sir, GG.

[@BigBadBalrog]

10:43 what a beautiful cover of the Flash Gordon theme song

[@Williaso]

You're the first person to notice that reference

[@chewypilot5639]

7:54 love the Maiden and Zepplin reference

[@TAK1997]

I just wanted to skip playing it to move onto to II, I wasn't prepared to laugh this hard. You sir, earned a sub.

[@megagamer69carpenter7]

I love it when they're at the table and the guy yells bac bac bac

[@SkyWolf.117]

He’s acting like he’s having the flash backs

[@ratstriplea3702]

This is the single greatest beatles reference of all time

[@shawne5014]

Will: I am the eggman Me: I AM THE WALRUS

[@lxhor_]

I remember playing this when I was 3 years old and not knowing what the Fuck was going on lol

[@Pinupopinion]

Infinite "clip" Wow, I never knew how infuriating it would be for someone to refer to a magazine/ammo belt as a "clip" until now. I am now irrationally upset.

[@Williaso]

Emphasis on 'irrationally'

[@Pinupopinion]

@@Williaso nothing I've ever done was considered "rational"

[@animateyourpain5449]

Once I played and saw woods standing by a tree and for some reason glitching out and becoming a million triangles

[@SUPERVEGITO896]

You made laugh I will sub now

[@TheWeeWooMan]

Willaso reminded me of that one guy complaining about flashbangs in mw2

[@squirrele.1266]

I've played the BO1 campaign almost 4 times and I haven't encountered most of these bugs.

[@stuffandthings834]

It's because the PC kid is sensitive about his field of vision settings

[@onioninmisory584]

HOLY SHIT BRO 10K+ SUBS, YOURE GROWING FAST

[@Beardieee]

:D

[@jetpackboy0995]

Cant until there’s a “Completely Accurate Summary of Call of Duty Zombies”

[@MidwestAmericanBoy]

Fun fact, 40mm grenades fired from the underbarrel launcher have a minimum arming distance of 40-50 feet

[@Williaso]

Another fun fact, said grenade would not simply blink out of existence when it hits something before the minimum distance

[@ryanlorenzo5003]

The fact that you managed a very broken playthrough of Black Ops astounds me.

[@Williaso]

I break every game I touch

[@TheOriginalElkstone]

The part at the end where interview guy randomly puts on sunglasses is super awkward and hillarious

[@Williaso]

Cuba 😎

[@eyelazer9531]

In the mission Executive Order, it took me over a god damn hour to get pass that last hallway on veteran difficulty, it took only 4 or 5 shots to the face to kill me and everyone had fucking aimbot

[@trashdiamond3479]

Love the falls advertisement thumbnail keep it up :D

[@animalmother5902]

I knew I wasn’t the only one with wild glitches on the mission WMD I went to knife an enemy from behind but all of a sudden I saw my hands change to mason and I used the garrote wire from the first mission, definitely weirded me out

[@sogsniper2002]

I love these reviews

[@coolbro5535]

plays halo 2 on legendary with friends, cant play call of duty on hardened

[@coolbro5535]

Woah a like from the man himself

[@Conpne03]

I love this game and watching you shit talk it..... was really fucking funny. Great video man 👍

[@connerelliott1222]

"Who. Who Mason." Good Owl Impression, Windows 68.

[@asilva5021]

The cutscenes being so wild makes the most sense given Mason has no idea what's going on. That and it's neat to hear the ECG flatline when you die in the flashbacks *But man it's painful seeing someone not do well in a linear game.*

[@Williaso]

How do you think I felt playing? It was such a test of my patience.

[@jalenrodriguez4733]

“we tortured the main character from dead space for a bit..” LMFAOO

[@FBSpark]

"From an explosion that was nowhere near him" Shrapnel

[@dukbcyes9651]

I didn’t actually believe you when you said you would refer to mason as “Fuck You” so that first one caught me off guard

[@crypto8989]

Now time for the zombies lore

[@tg2963]

He called Reznov a walrus I can't unsee or unhear that so from now on he's the walrus

[@madnesscombatgrunt2037]

They made it flashing so you could see the perspective of someone who has had their mind fucked with

[@leonaustin123]

This video physically hurt me with all the insults to bo1.

[@Williaso]

Cuts and bruises and scrapes

[@VeteranDecanus2507]

The fact that the video location being vietnam is wonderful

[@christianrowe992]

The discription of the video (Echelon) lol

[@UniqueRecords93]

Ive watched this video alot. And I just now today grasped why woods is referring to as hundred acre 😂😂😂

[@CampJ95]

You absolutely should do a completely accurate summary of the evil within

[@Williaso]

It's on the list

[@SkillZgetKillZ]

10:05 the Thundergun gets restocked at a few points in the mission if you keep it

[@internetexplorer3317]

10:34 "sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come"

[@Shotgunrain_AP]

Still my favorite cod to this day

[@Snnoy]

Man, Call of Duty plots are weird. It’s like, they try to give a focus to it… but then absolutely none of it makes sense and I feel like I’m going through a fever dream half the time.

[@fiefdomofumbria6590]

its as if Call of duty black ops story is being told from the perspective a brainwashed soldier whos being interrogated, attempting to loosely form together what they remember

[@codysullivan656]

You say that but this is literally one of the few cods that actually has any Intriguing bits of story that isn't "I'm spec ops soldier guy and save my brother!" And in the moments it is, it's a mission long and continues on the overall story ark, unlike all of modern warfare. But your gonna interpret however your gonna interpret it and that's cool too man lol

[@shreddedninja]

This is the first time I've ever heard anyone complain about FOV ever.

[@guynumber20]

the video should be named "i touched settings i wasn't suppose to and the game broke so im going to bitch about it for the next 18 minutes and i also have my gamma set to max so im also gonna bitch about the light"

[@Williaso]

Doesn't quite roll of the tongue though

[@atf814]

“For you mason, not for me!”

[@earache363]

Ok ok Resnov actually looks like a walrus, especially when i was a kid 😂

[@lord_razur]

There's something you can do with a .cfg file to fix all the fucked lighting in certain areas, but I can't remember exactly what it was

[@carterburkhart4336]

Genuine question: what makes you forget what you need to do in missions? Do you not listen to character’s because Woods says to let the Cuban convoy pass in the first mission, and the game gives a dot on the window you need to shoot a crossbow to. Even as a kid in 5th grade I understood this.

[@Williaso]

The convoy was mostly me ignoring the instructions, I wanted to see what would happen if I continued on, and then forgot on the subsequent tries. The grapple hook had a glowy bit, but no dot. And no audio context for what they meant for me to do, just something like "now, Mason"

[@clonegaming6656]

Lol I did not know to kick the barrels either and tried to fight my way through

[@swastikbansal7207]

You could do completely accurate Summary of farcry 3 and 4

[@scp049isnotafurryitsjustab3]

Hey hear me out.. if your gonna do Black Ops 2.. there's mutiple alternate endings in which to do them is with the choices that the game gives you (like either shooting in the leg or head etc.)