A Completely Accurate Summary of Wolfenstein The New Order

[@Williaso]

April Fools! It's... 99% the same video, but re-recorded so it doesn't sound like dog water.

[@pdq114]

joke on you, i like that video 😎

[@philmunro2356]

Thank goodness for the reupload on April fools, cause I hadn't found your channel before that

[@Runsofourlives]

I could listen to you talk about killing nazis all day.

[@lanetorty7529]

Question, did you actually replay the game or just rerecord the completly "accurate" summary of tge events transpiering?

[@rexrip1080]

Oh, good, so I did not forget to take the pills again! Guess I have to take responsibility for that last body now...

[@alexfranz817]

Of course, Blazkowicz can shrug off all that damage and his rage keeps him in peak physical condition. He is Doomguy's great great great... great grandfather.

[@ArDeeMee]

Also, just a great dude.

[@kiillabytez]

You see, the only reason that you never see Doomguy's face is because, Bethesda owns both Doom and Wolfenstein, and therefore, it is obvious that Doomguy and B.J. are one and the same walking talking Disciple of Death!

[@FangandSpikethe2BeardedDragons]

@@kiillabytezYou see his face in the end of Ancient Gods II in Doom Eternal

[@HKgunner]

I like how Will says its a good thing it didnt make you start the game hobbling around weak from a 14 year coma. Meanwhile 1.5 Wolfensteins later...

[@ob2kenobi388]

...you start the game in a badass fight scene that proves that B.J. "Terror Billy" Blazkowicz is so god-damned unstoppable that not even losing the use of his legs can prevent him from slaughtering an entire U-Boat filled with nazis, as the purest antithesis to their belief that disabled people aren't worth the food they eat.

[@onlyonewhyphy]

1:47 - WWII Planes would frequently return from mission with enormous sections of the hull just gone. They hadn't anticipated them operating like that, but they did. Oddly, I'm sure their response was to more heavily armour the areas that never got shot off. Yeah... 10:46 - A salvageable human... Huh...

[@Williaso]

Yup, I was referencing that fact with that joke

[@ArDeeMee]

The parts that got shot off had just proven themselves to not we vital to the planes‘ flying ability. Of course you reinforce the other parts, don’t want them to crash the next time this happens.

[@onlyonewhyphy]

@@Williaso lol, as was I.... Jesus H Corbet 😂 your joke was absolutely hilarious, just like mine. 😐 Set up, delivery, punchline, just wow The plane or salvageable human, was your joke? I'd like to know? 🤔

[@onlyonewhyphy]

@@ArDeeMee lol, yeah I was aware of that, thanks mate. It wasn't the intuitive response. It wasn't what was expected. It was odd.

[@slippytrippy8122]

That song that plays during the start of the asylum cutscene is a banger glad u included it

[@STAXXX313]

I was so confused at first.

[@Lycan_of_1941]

I completed Wolfenstein Old Blood on Uber. The only best Alternate history game I ever played.

[@theotherbaratheon1895]

There's a theory that Blaskowitch is the grandfather of DOOM Guy or something

[@JaxonHumphrey-lw1gs]

*Blazcowicz, it's a Polish name, pronounced "Blahz-kaw-vih-ch" **He's the great, great, great grandfather of Doomguy

[@alexfranz817]

And you picked the wrong guy as a friend which means you didn't get to hang out with Jimi Hendrix

[@AtlyswithaY-tv3iz]

0:13 that aged so well

[@ericburns469]

Remember when nazis were universally hated? Pepperidge Farms remembers…

[@RedM-lk6fk]

Imagine thinking the nazis lost WW2.

[@ericburns469]

@@RedM-lk6fknah, we just brought them over to work for us… something about a paperclip….

[@dominikrni]

​@@RedM-lk6fkthey did...? Is this a joke I'm not getting

[@lindelheimen]

@@dominikrni Operation Paperclip, the mission to bring a bunch of nazi smart people to America to work for the US for things like rocket science and more from 1945-1959, over 1,600 were brought to the US

[@sags239]

If you see what happens with wyatts brain, would make sense why the machine dog actually behaves like a dog playing fetch

[@EpicD3stroyer]

Honestly one of my favorite CAS or CASS OR CASES I have no idea how to make that a plural

[@ArDeeMee]

CASs

[@JayFochs1337]

Ah, head trauma simulator. Love this game (and the reup)

[@mountain_sword9194]

well happy aprils fools day to everyone

[@coltforceplayer]

"He takes off our shirts like a fucking pervert"

[@h3r0ofhyrule]

I did not enjoy the video, however I DO hate Nazis so I am obligated to like this video and remain subscribed.

[@Braindamagedpotato]

Any video that dunks on Nazis , Monarchies and Communists ought to be liked

[@Chonkems]

​@@Braindamagedpotato Murica rules, Commies drool.

[@helwrecht1637]

@@Braindamagedpotatoyour allies with like 10 monarchies.

[@Braindamagedpotato]

@@helwrecht1637 and how many of those are actual monarchies ? Sure they have kings and Queens , but they are there for show

[@mattw2379]

HELL YEAH BROTHER

[@micahthehikah8669]

lol I had the exact same experience jumping into the chopper from the bridge

[@certifiedyonko]

I was watching a you laugh you lose: offensive meme edition and I didn’t even realize I clicked on a new video, thought I was still watching the video I originally clicked on because you happened to say something about Modern-Day America at the beginning of the video; I’m so smart.

[@haruruben]

5:25 it’s like how Santa is immortal as long as there are children in the world.

[@garin4364]

Shit, that opening beatdown earned my sub.

[@mattw2379]

of course blazkowicz can fit through such a tiny opening, he received special training on how to turn all his bones into jelly so can squeeze his way into any opening

[@samfisher2061]

I absolutely love this subscribing bro the sarcasm is elegant 🤌🏾

[@MaidofRage420]

Honestly I feel this would've been funnier had it been the Wyatt timeline instead, but still nice to hear a better audio version of this CAS

[@vaguevtx5090]

Hot take: Wolfenstein 1 and 2> Doom and Doom Eternal

[@Williaso]

That IS a hot take. Why do you feel that way?

[@Braindamagedpotato]

Yup , fully agree

[@Braindamagedpotato]

​@@WilliasoMore ways to play the game and the color pallet is prettier

[@vaguevtx5090]

@@Williaso better writing, more impactful gunfighting, better OST, a very human and relatable protag, comically evil main enemy. Doom is flashier but lacks substance imo.

[@Williaso]

I can see where you're coming from. I don't agree that it has better gunplay or a better OST but I can agree on the other points.

[@centurionzen1005]

I am now going to repeat what I said when the first version of this video came out. Apparently, the lesson "don't be like the nazis" hasn't gotten through to certain audiences. Mainly the ones who say back, "OK, but what if an immigrant really creeps me out?"

[@jordank6546]

what a stupid comment lol

[@JaxonHumphrey-lw1gs]

Frau Ugly and Lord Farquad is the best description of those two. Also, the drive being An Über is hilarious, considering the word is German. Santa Klaus is the best name.

[@ob2kenobi388]

9:09 The laser cutter recharges up to like 10% of its power level, so if you wait a few seconds it'll be charged enough for you to get out. Also I can't tell if he was crouching already, but if he wasn't then crouching would've solved his problem.

[@oliversherman2414]

At first glance I thought this was for the 2nd game as the 1st one was already covered.... until I remember this came out on April Fools day 😂

[@The_Weasel_]

I feel like the reason BJ still has his muscles during the coma is because Anya was deliberately keeping his muscles active for no other reason than she thought he was hot like that. There's a scene in the asylum where he flashes back to Anya bathing him and ogfling his muscles

[@Williaso]

I WISH that was how muscles worked, but it isn't.

[@KevinMButler]

I WAS NOT expecting a Drawfee mention in this video.

[@Beardieee]

He loves drawfee :)

[@KevinMButler]

@@Beardieee As do we all!

[@Konusu]

CONGRATS ON 100K MY GUY!

[@redeyeseny]

Are you underestimate my power and re-watching your videos

[@brandon_crow1291]

😂😂 absolutely love that intro

[@FakeJeep]

15:40 Steiner scout lance reporting in...

[@rtxplumzz_24]

So it's like the original video, but higher quality? Yeah seems about right

[@lucas-pu4uy]

i was just stalking you account (as any reasonable person does) and i saw my favourate game (and video of yours) uploaded again!

[@friendlyneighborhoodcombine]

2:54 you can put the dog in the tank-dog but you can't take the dog out of the tank-dog

[@masterqui-gonjinn90]

Took 39 seconds before I realized it was a reupload

[@Beardieee]

It isn't! (technically)

[@masterqui-gonjinn90]

@@Beardieee yes it is

[@50percent_cool]

If anyone say trust me I don’t really have much confidence in what they are about to say

[@Williaso]

Congratulations, you've identified the joke.

[@masterchief3770]

I like how Wills pfp is so bored and juts doesnt want to be there

[@fallen_spider]

ay keep up the good content even if it's a reupload for april fools

[@chrisdavey5530]

nice april fools joke and I hate to be that guy (I dont lol), but I used to set up electricity under decks at this resort and I had to go through a hole about that size. That said it was more square while im 3 inches shorter than BJ and we'll say fatter than him lol. You also wouldnt go through how he is, you do one, arm then the head, then the other arm and shimmy through.

[@ArDeeMee]

Yeah, the important part is to not panic. >.

[@noah_of_babylon]

How dare you make a video about a political video game political. Unsubscribed, leaving the discord, and sending you death threats on Twitter

[@nicevid117]

I agree with everything except the American Airlines joke.

[@michaelkeaton5394]

I appreciate that mgs V nod

[@AdahnFlorence]

Next time, don't forget to use your special.

[@saibot1246]

I thought it was the same but Wyatt timeline changes edited in Ps kinda ridiculous that the game try to make you feel bad for killing him when if you save him you get shitty sheild upgrade that only increase the value of armor drop and not max sheild but at least you get Jim

[@shanesstuff954]

use your special attack

[@skeletonking1172]

Just finished the games to get ready for 2025 👍

[@wesleyward5901]

Real question: Did anybody actually choose to save Wyatt over Fergeson? And I don't mean replaying the game for the achievement, I mean first time around.

[@embersaffron5522]

That helo ruined me so hard so many times, it was duel wielding lol

[@laztar_chaoz]

I played this game 10 time over cuz it was that good but i got 10x the headache due to its TERRBLE SCREENSHAKE

[@larsbergstrom2840]

Ahhh a metal gear reference

[@lukeedwards6027]

Everyone runs faster with a knife!

[@user-Arthxeking777]

i didnt see the kid when i 100% the game…

[@EthanSlone-g6v]

I swear I watched this video before a month ago

[@justacollegestudent5147]

Hey Texas is great. We have Austin, Denton and Dallas. I took that personally 😂

[@Williaso]

I've lived in Texas all my life - no it isn't.

[@demonkillzyt8826]

I don't know if you take suggestions on CASes but if you do, you should play republic commando

[@Beardieee]

*cough cough* patreon

[@benutzerdefiniertyt]

Best opening ever 😂😂😂

[@SnarlyOwl]

0:28 Sooooo…How do I say this…

[@TheUnerignl]

Holy overdramatic intro to the video

[@justhere4637]

0:17 Well, why?

[@SirFlowerBoy]

where is the premium GTA5 CAS😔

[@STAXXX313]

15:10 is wild... Still funny though.

[@likeshaggygamingman2158]

"and if you hate nazis" never hit the like button harder in my life

[@SkinnyMcNoodle]

Never realized how bad and unrealistic the writing was. Despite how good and enjoying it was. I mean what really is realistic about nazis winning against Americans with nukes in the 40s

[@Williaso]

It doesn't need to be realistic. It's fun.

[@SkinnyMcNoodle]

@@Williaso exactly, despite how terrible the story is. It's still great

[@Williaso]

@@SkinnyMcNoodle it's NOT a terrible story.

[@xavierbarnett2261]

Tf did america do to bro 😭😭

[@ryandoesstuff1943]

lil' nas x simulator

[@derp_mc_der7461]

nice

[@BoatingCarton]

Crazy

[@saiyaneclipse3245]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 just as believable as Russia successfully invading Us That killed me there no way Russian ships get passed NATO before they get To the Us

[@Avarona-r9t]

i love the slight script changes

[@SNIPRKXNG]

Play alien isolation

[@Williaso]

Are you stupid?

[@joshispro345]

hi

[@dominikrni]

hi

[@greendragon8396]

nice joke I hate it

[@vladneacsu]

I enjoy shooting the nazis, but the game is kinda ass. Finished it in a weekend and I would NEVER come back to it since it's super tedious. I do enjoy Wolfenstein 2009 though. Much better game.

[@Digital091]

you must be miserable

[@Williaso]

What makes you say that?

[@Deveyus]

As a trans person, I couldn't help but listen to that intro twice.

[@talidali367]

o7

[@Beardieee]

@@talidali367 The fact that this is tali's only comment on the video lmao

[@ArDeeMee]

Happy Egg Holiday!

[@Geenoi]

It is possibly one of the silliest things I've ever heard in an Intro before.

[@talidali367]

@@Geenoi You think it's silly?

[@trashboat9035]

thief

[@Williaso]

Thief?

[@trashboat9035]

@@Williaso oh sorry this was a joke for a stream I'm doing, I'm working on a longform video on Wolfenstein and you beat me to it lmao

[@Williaso]

@@trashboat9035 I beat you by two years actually since this is a re-release, the original was 2022 lol. But keep going dude! Excited to see what you come up with

[@trashboat9035]

@@Williaso yeah ik (it's the vid that got me into you btw) this just popped on my feed and did a funny, you too man!

[@3ndlessL00p]

So you came on here calling Williaso a thief to bait a response and advertise your stream? 🙄 You're not slick. Also, jokes on you, it's a reupload of an oooold video, so he beat you to it by a lot longer than you think. Probably before you even thought of playing this game.

[@ByDav1Zz]

The good ending of wwII you could call the video 😂