A Completely Normal Review of Across the Spiderverse

[@gabforreal]

Do yall think Trans Gwen is canon or nah?

[@deepguy9590]

looking at the fact that they assumed that gwen is trans by looking at her colour palette , personally , by looking at miles's colour palette i believe that miles is a naz..

[@plussyplatinum]

if Gwen is trans that makes miles gay 💀

[@niellity]

Smash either way

[@gamesguby]

nah she just supports them bcs she "relates" to them ☝️🤓

[@CAL08]

No

[@Handsome_Waluigi]

We oficially lost him, gentlemen 😔

[@DIDNTASKYT]

We gave indeed 😂

[@dehyperaktivedrenge3413]

It went from a great review of the movie to being down bad for Gwen and how to beat Miles

[@monkeburger8219]

Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. Their appearance as a common plant was in the mid-Cretaceous period. There are 12,000 species now. [1] A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. That is because they are wind-pollinated rather than insect-pollinated, so they do not have to attract insects. Green is the best colour for photosynthesis. Grasslands such as savannah and prairie where grasses are dominant cover 40.5% of the land area of the Earth, except Greenland and Antarctica.[2] Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants. They include the "grass" of the family Poaceae, which are called grass by ordinary people. This family is also called the Gramineae, and includes some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[3] These three families are not very closely related, though all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a similar life-style. With around 780 genera and around 12,000 species,[1] the Poaceae is the fifth-largest plant family, after the Asteraceae, Orchidaceae, Fabaceae and Rubiaceae.[4] The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others. Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow tall, such as bamboo. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, including areas which are very arid or cold. There are several other plants that look similar to grass and are referred to as such, but are not members of the grass family. These plants include rushes, reeds, papyrus and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales. Grasses are an important food for many animals, such as deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows.[5] This is a part of why the plants are successful. Without grass, soil may wash away into rivers (erosion). Evolution of grass Grasses include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves).[6] Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.[7] Grass and people Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow. People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer. Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover roofs, and to weave baskets. Language In English, the word "grass" appears in several phrases. For example: "The grass is always greener on the other side" means "people are never happy with what they have and want something else". "Don't let the grass grow under your feet" means "Do something". "A snake in the grass" is about a person that will not be honest and will trick others. All flesh is grass: Old Testament book of Isaiah, chapter 40, verses 6-8. A very true observation of the present-day ecology. See the Miocene for the ecological relevance. Grass is a slang term for cannabis (pot, weed, or marijuana).

[@gabforreal]

Best comment I've ever seen

[@daniaalkhan4702]

You dropped this 👑👑

[@NoGoatsNoGlory.]

Nice wikipedia page, my favorite one in fact

[@phoenixair11]

Damn I kinda need to touch this "grass" stuff

[@Devster123]

Gabfr needs to touch some grass

[@gabergantar3269]

The digital footprint is crazy 💀

[@craigcrawford3368]

Alright you got my sub. Keep that energy and editing style. "She's a dude" and you come out with that "DID I FUCKIN STUTTER? GWEN IS GETTING IT!" mentality and I respect that.

[@gabforreal]

Glad you liked it, I genuinely appreciate that a lot ❤️

[@Chrys4l1s]

I mean, it's more like she was a dude

[@ggsmokey152]

For those concerned about Gwen's age, I'm pretty sure Gabfr is as old, if not even younger than her. Non the less, he's definitely not serious when talking about her like that 💀

[@GusGardner]

who says that?

[@VikingTheG]

4:40 he says he's been invisible to women for the past 17 years of his life, and miles is 14 so is Gwen (he Googled miles age and Google also says Gwen is the same age as miles) But he did just say it for the memes

[@jaystargamelover8785]

@@VikingTheGGwen isn’t 14 she’s older than Miles

[@Terexerate]

@@VikingTheG isnt miles like 16 or 15 now and gwen is a year older?

[@VikingTheG]

@@Terexerate idk man I don't even rember writing this I was prolly high of sm

[@scratsquirrel2360]

Bro has officially lost it 💀

[@deepguy9590]

4:39 im wheezing 💀💀

[@just_a_person48]

I swear I though this video won't be a simping video💀

[@loganshaw4527]

With that title video? Really?

[@crescent4]

My man said a "delicate trap" Proceeds to show a fucking kfc bucket

[@kennedylemon5837]

It was delicate…. Was missing some watermelon and koolaid

[@Jackyfro]

i mean, he was black.

[@ColonizeMARS-hb7qy]

Im actually not a spiderman fan I just watched both of the spider verse movies because I kept seeing scenes with Gwen on the internet and "the plot" intrigued me

[@mostlime12195]

So intriguing, yes.

[@daniaalkhan4702]

Gab showing us why he's the most professional degenerate

[@imconfusedd4722]

when his employer sees this

[@gamesguby]

Bro i didnt expect this but the end was so fucking funny

[@Agua_Enlatada]

This is the first video I've seen of this guy. He's so down bad he got stopped by bedrock 💀💀💀

[@모모-p3n2q]

She’s 15

[@mostlime12195]

Doesn't matter if you're a minor too 😈

[@KC_Smooth]

Just to clarify she is 16 or maybe 17 depending on Miles' birthday month and the movie date. They're 15 months apart.

[@모모-p3n2q]

@@KC_Smooth she’s still a minor dawg 😭

[@Ozzie35290]

Bro almost started his villain arc 💀

[@rnhhunnid]

Those miles jokes 💀😭😭

[@therealfran1149]

Bro’s digital foot print is NOT recovering from this 😂😂😂💯💯💯😔😔😔

[@gamers.inc28]

most people thought Spider-man into the Spider-verse would just be like a basic multiverse-type movie and shi, but 5 years later they proceeded to cook up one of the best movies in 2023, and what made the sequel even better is that they used small details from the first movie to create huge plot twists for the second movie (like when miles threw a bagel at a scientist who later became the spot because he lost his job and when they blew up the collider, before he could escape, he was caught in the mix and accidentally became a inter-dimensional villain who at first wasn't taken seriously until bro said fuck it ima kill your dad too miles)

[@noelsundberg5669]

When it coms to comedy gabs a genius

[@CurlyKeysProgrammer]

NAH DID I JUST HEAR FUCKING VIRGINS CLUB AT 5:11

[@Kyz3nnn]

THE UNIVERSE IT SINGS TO MEEEE. THE UNIVERSEEEEEE IT SINGS TO MEEEEE. SHES A DUDDEEEEE

[@R_VOID_X]

If they make beyond the spider verse any better im going to be shocked and speechless

[@lazyFox99]

The Femboys > W*men video was a setup for this all along

[@gabforreal]

It's all coming together now 😈

[@GordonYoshikage]

6:21 I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA SAY SHES A TOMBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@enderxd8096]

This was a masterpiece 😂 Holy shit wtf was that ending 💀

[@Antonio_Pripiduchi]

4:56 Оооох зря я туда полез...

[@luisbencomo9761]

Finally bro understands the true beauty of Gwen, that gap in her tooth is just something else😩

[@gabforreal]

RIGHT????

[@fatthehorse7534]

Snap back to reality bro

[@luisbencomo9761]

@@fatthehorse7534 Bru it’s a type stop tweaken

[@luisbencomo9761]

@@gabforreal I can’t wait for her to come out trans😩😩

[@YoOoOoO82]

congrats on 2k

[@Kingxavier-g7l]

Will anyone tell him he doesn't have to fight miles cause he has spiderbyte waiting

[@matthieuzglurg6015]

man I don't know how to feel when I never had any fictional crushes, but then I got two within 2 years, and the two are voiced by the same person IRL Guess I'm just attracted to Hailee Steinfeld's voice then?

[@bandermaster6461]

SHE IS 14-15!!!!!

[@leonardobiancato9802]

6:29 me too man, me too

[@Nobody-fx7kv]

Me in a restaurant playing this at full volume: “SHE’S A DUDEEEEEE”

[@phoenixair11]

I'll just pull up with my Glock 19 and miles is gone

[@Theyfw_Licious]

Gwen is 15...

[@capirito]

we can´t see you

[@bladeable1283]

this video fucking slaps hard xD

[@Thandon]

aint gwen 16

[@Sanji-ro4sk]

Bro I watched this and I hate Gwen now

[@nubnerd.]

Man there’s no screws in ur head

[@Kingsofanime.]

bro this is funny i love this so much

[@ethan-bw8lj]

Minecraft Rizz💀

[@zaelynmartinez9431]

Well what are you going to do about prowler miles??

[@ME24424]

“Miles targets white pick me girl” *laughs in black def not pick me girl*

[@christianburden-scalzo]

i dont get the black not swimmin joke 5:12

[@NoGoatsNoGlory.]

10/10 plot

[@loganshaw4527]

Yes alot of plot in that movie.

[@PHXZE1]

no way bro called loki mid

[@Thandon]

i lost it when i saw the kfc

[@alexanderptolemy8043]

at 5:47 what is this girls name? pls help me

[@gabforreal]

Bro is down bad horrendously 💀💀💀

[@SoupDealer]

@@gabforreal Just answer my homie 🔫🔫🔫 he needs it for research purposes

[@raptor463]

Yeah asking for a friend obv

[@Nobody-fx7kv]

“Actually, for your information, it’s not twitter, it’s X”🤓

[@djluce9075]

Miles got choke slammed by Miguel harder then I hit on femboys

[@lilgee4323]

Low key lost interest when he made tha no rights joke like excuse me dats racist 🤨🤨

[@KC_Smooth]

As a black dude I found it hilarious. Gotta learn to lighten up!

[@ka12sus82]

k guys gwen is 14

[@canowaui]

She's 16... doesn't make it better ik....

[@NoGoatsNoGlory.]

Even better 🥵 (Joke)

[@canowaui]

@@NoGoatsNoGlory. ._.

[@NoGoatsNoGlory.]

@@canowaui chill it's a joke + we the same age lol

[@SoupDealer]

@@canowaui She's 16? and what, same age no problem

[@yordvandamme]

Isn't Gwen like 14 as well?! 🧐🧐🧐

[@alexamongusmod6765]

wtf with the fanmelly

[@SoupDealer]

Supporting them doesn't me you're one of them

[@Nygur._]

Bro is extremely funny

[@Skidamarinkk]

This guy is fucking hilarious

[@wierddude7582]

Gwen is 15 💀

[@mrmonke7163]

very good video but rio morales is better than gwen

[@JayceJermac]

gwen is mine

[@모모-p3n2q]

She’s also 15

[@JayceJermac]

@@모모-p3n2q damn, didnt know that, ig its miles mom then

[@АлександърВасев-з4о]

Game is game

[@irgendsontyp8075]

Isnt she like 15?

[@cheesepuffs483]

Pretty sure Gwen is a minor.

[@jahh_rolla]

bro she's 16 lmao

[@coolestnameever36]

peni parker🔛🔝

[@WalkinInRain]

bid bro say netherite

[@WalkinInRain]

did he say rizz for all

[@Shmoophed]

😨

[@Casimir_YT]

W 😎🤜🤛😎

[@crisdogaru7788]

The new movie sucked first of all the first hour all they did was talk and also before all the action happened it ended

[@mrsnowmelt]

I think you missed the part of the movie where the action happens literally 10 minutes in

[@plussyplatinum]

your rizz is immeasurable

[@chasefudgelikesmen]

bro got off the topic faster than his dad left him