A Cowboys Fan Reaction to Re-Signing Ezekiel Elliott

There is a reunion in Dallas! The Cowboys are set to re-sign former RB Ezekiel Elliott.
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[@jeremygates9374]

“Did the Cowboys get into my stash again?” Lmao! Had me ROLLING on the floor!!! 😂😂

[@timothydrummond3097]

Ha yesss

[@elwoogie1963]

Best line in the clip. Great job Tom.

[@teyahawkins878]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i love this

[@chancetempleton3829]

Most of Tom's stuff gets a little smirk from me...but that was a legitimate LOL moment.

[@elliotb1795]

Gotta go all in on Wildflowers stash.

[@H3lios227]

Jerry jones: we are going all in

[@connorrivers995]

...to the tank.

[@baxatakbaxatak2014]

“All in, my ass.”

[@aquabreeze7612]

He keeps using that term. I don’t think it means what he thinks it means

[@the_ironic_goldfish4403]

my ass

[@matthewfairchild3846]

The dumpster! He meant ,"We're going all in-to the dumpster. Last one in lights it on fire!"

[@poseidonson13]

If you think about it, Zeke averaging 3.5 yards per carry is perfect. That means they can just hand the ball off to him 3 times in a row and they're guaranteed a first down! Jerry's a genius.

[@eliclaunch123]

That’s high school football mentality😂

[@thestormofwar]

@@eliclaunch123 Given Dallas's offseason, they need any hope they can get. 🤣

[@tristanmireles8994]

@@eliclaunch123To be fair that was Zekes specialty because he’s not that fast dude he was in his early days

[@coriespringer9785]

@@thestormofwar Honestly any non delusional Cowboys fan gave up hope a long time ago. I am just wondering at which point in the season the wheels will fall off. It's looking like midseason this year.

[@neonphilly3519]

I had 4.4 yards per carry in high school and we only had one 1 win 😂

[@rokumaygo7134]

Cowboys going “All in”…the wrong direction. 😂

[@MikeDunn1]

😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@DeannaJacksonDJsDelectables]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stevenkreiss2113]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@levelairplane768playzroblo8]

Fr

[@andrewhutton3617]

Grossi with that quickdraw. These videos classify as breaking news at this point.

[@drodri06]

On god

[@TraJonR3D]

I concur with a "Tru Dat"

[@nazeVOV]

Absolutely!

[@keithunderwood8803]

Facts, Tom Gracie is faster than the news.

[@BuckeyesFan487]

This is the “all in” they were talking about 😂😂

[@somehistorynerd]

All In My Ass

[@Jasmine-jl9kb]

At least Buckeye fans can acknowledge their players suck once they make it to the NFL 😏

[@ThatmanShowtime]

​@@Jasmine-jl9kbOhio State University has had a bunch of great players get into the league the QBs coming out weren't good except CJ stroud

[@mattcurry7488]

@@Jasmine-jl9kbI hate the cowboys but 3-4 years ago zeke was really good. And ahhhhh, Eddie George

[@itrey1]

@Jasmine-jl9kb whatever makes you sleep at night 😂

[@katemeany6674]

I want to know really truly what Jerry Jones's definition of "all in" is. And I know I'm not the only one. "Did the Cowboys get into my stash again?" Had me rolling on the floor.

[@Jenny-jd4yd]

Me too. Jerry’s decisions are baffling to me. First bringing McCarthy back then running it back with Dak and…Zeke?

[@JustALouDude]

@@Jenny-jd4ydI understand Dak, but not Zeke or Mike

[@RockwithJesus]

Media on NFL Network was, saying Jerry, meaning all in one on current coaches and players. One last year, then start rebuild. New coaches and players.

[@alissaferge2775]

Jerry’s all in is like in poker he’s all in with this team and if they fail he’s starting over

[@yeetboie64]

All in on the tank frfr

[@Austin81024]

The music buildup then for it to stop when the Cowboys fan reads “Averaged only 3 yards a carry” all for it resume as the fan rationalized it could still work. HAD ME DYING

[@itsnessieuwu]

3.5 yards. That's a first down on three rushing plays!

[@Doc_Tar]

I thought I was watching "Rudy" but in Dallas.

[@dannywilliams2358]

Not 3. 3.5. it's a first down without throwing the ball. It's an excellent average.

[@Ethanpond42]

What was the music tho

[@JSZ0729]

They have a center now!!

[@JG-mg3if]

That’s what people seem to not understand. This oline didn’t get any push up the middle and tha was because of the center. Beebe is going to help the run game big time. Zeke is going to have a good year!!!

[@hhaste]

@@JG-mg3if LOL, no... the joke clearly went over your head.

[@pubmeatman]

LOL 😂😂😂

[@pubmeatman]

@@JG-mg3ifhis sarcasm is lost on you.

[@JG-mg3if]

We should see who’s right next season

[@aidankml]

Whatever is in Wildflower's stash must be pretty incredible

[@KBroly]

It's all thanks to the Poo Water.

[@TheJudge2017]

"All in, my ass" - Skip Bayless

[@ExileOnDaytonStreet]

that comma holding on for dear life...

[@Sky_Blaze]

​@@ExileOnDaytonStreet 💀

[@creightonc8147]

That’s what she said.

[@jprules2578]

We always wondered Skip.😉

[@rundc896]

I read that without the comma being there

[@hehepro4832]

"hey there's my favorite center" love it😂😂

[@PowerPackers90]

Tom: I never want to hear the phrase "all in" again. Neck Brace Tony Kahn: walks out of the room slowly to sad music.

[@MrLeedlesProductions]

Tom Grossi being like Mr. Krabs getting rid of all the "all in" sayings, then pointing at Tony Khan like he was the fucking clown who gets to stay.

[@crazyman8472]

Better not watch any poker videos on KZbin. 🤑

[@fredcasdensworld]

"Did the Cowboys get into my stash again?" Considering everything the Cowboys have done I'm surprise Wildflower has a stash left!

[@davidh3823]

I don't get why the Washington guy is like that. Can you explain?

[@pebble312]

⁠​⁠@@davidh3823That’s just his character for the commanders that he’s done for years, he just plays an ultra hippie guy named wildflower 😂

[@davidh3823]

@@pebble312 I get that, but why Washington? Wouldn't San Fran be the Hippie team?

[@ericalynz]

@@davidh3823 If I'm not mistaken, the year they first went by Washington Football Team was the year Wildflower was created and he 'became' a tree hugging hippie as so to not cause offense to anyone since the Redskins name was 'offensive'. WTF= Wild Flower Turquoise. The East Saga explains that I think.

[@davidh3823]

@@ericalynz Okay, I gotcha. Thanks for the info.

[@markuswil-fart1901]

As a Cowboys fan I have NO ARGUMENT with any of this!! God bless you, Tom!! 😂🤣😂

[@EdibleDiarrhoea]

As an Eagles fan, I concur. ... and the Eagle fan reaction is pure gold.

[@eddyschlock]

“Wait you’re not actually doing that, are you?” Had me in goddam stitches 😂

[@DolisterEric]

"all in" the gift that keeps on giving

[@arigatogyro260]

“Did the Cowboys get into my stash again?” God you just keep getting better at clowning the cowboys and I love It

[@Bringmethehorizondude]

“There goes my favorite center,” was so savage

[@PopularNobody]

They really went from them saying they were going to get Saquon, to getting Derrick Henry, to drafting an RB, to resigning Zeke. Legit hilarious. Only Dallas

[@DeannaJacksonDJsDelectables]

We love this for them. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@adamcowboy476]

​@@DeannaJacksonDJsDelectables Tony Pollard was garbage last year. He also struggled in pass protection and we still won our division. Rb is overrated it's a passing league.

[@joshuawood1436]

@@adamcowboy476 So as our RB was "trash last year", how did we do in the playoffs, in this "passing league"?

[@adamcowboy476]

@@joshuawood1436 Our defense stunk it up in the playoffs last year . Dak was almost league MVP last year and now our Offensive line should be better. He'll have more time to get through his reads just watch.

[@DolFan316]

@@adamcowboy476 Wait...so now Cowboys fans *DON'T* think Dak's the worst QB ever??? When did THIS happen??? 😯

[@aaronlopez492]

"3.5 Yards per carry?🤔" ........ "Nope it still could work!!🤗"

[@iandhr1]

There's my favorite center. You made me spit out my coffee. 🤣🤣🤣

[@WarmongerMa1n]

I think Jerry Jones’ definition of “all in” means the opposite of “all out” which is a term used when taking risks.

[@Cyber_kumo]

" WE DEM BOYZ. WE GOT DAK. WE GOT ZEKE..."

[@davidknight1883]

@Cyber_kumo amari cooper is still gone, we miss you cooper…. MARY HAD A CEEDEE LAMB!!! WE GOING TO DA SUPA BOWL

[@belacickekl7579]

I read that in UTree's voice!

[@whyamihere3481]

“DIZ OUW YEAAA”

[@ryanjuanico4498]

Do I hear one certain Yinzer?

[@gamezrule4031]

How does bro know nfl news faster than Ian Ravenport

[@maikeru4208]

Not really hard to know, when we have been in talks with Zeke for a couple months or so now.

[@FlanTheMan231]

It has been news since like Friday. Just not official

[@captawesome42]

I don't think Ravenport has the credentials you think he does

[@arnavmathur1404]

Ravenport 😂 it’s Rapoport lol

[@RockwithJesus]

This video was posted an hour ago. I seen it officially he had signed fox sports app last night.

[@vincentorlando131]

As an eagles fan I couldn’t be more happy for them 😂

[@TraJonR3D]

You better hope with all that talent coming in, philly doesn't come up short in the playoffs... again.

[@vincentorlando131]

I’m just happy we’ve been to a superbowl in the last two decades Same can’t be said for the cowgirls

[@Carribla]

​@@TraJonR3D talk when the cowboys don't do the EXACT same thing. At least the eagles actually made it to the super bowl, as incompetent as they are now

[@NaschC101]

​@Carribla 😂😂😂😂😂 Yall Signed Kellen Moore and Still probably run the Tush push. The Eagles are a joke of a team 😂😂😂😂 there superbowl run was a Fluke and last Season Proved it

[@spilledmilk1262]

@@NaschC101you must’ve been in the commanders stash. Zeke ain’t gonna save your season. Our season last year was that poor due to our coaches running a high school offensive and defensive scheme, as well as a lack of depth at linebacker and an underperforming corner in James Burntberry. All those issues have been addressed and resolved, so no choking like last season is going to happen. Worry about paying Dak, Ceedee, and Micah with the pennies you call the cowboys cap space

[@chesscomsupport8689]

The Saquon vs. Zeke line has "this didn't age well" potential

[@franflanagan7300]

Yeah. That scared me a little as an eagles fan.

[@cindifitzgerald9693]

Only if Saquon gets hurt. Which I realize is a possibility but I’m not gonna worry about that this early lol

[@theothesir]

The Cowboys: The gift that keeps on giving! Never change, Jerry. Never change.

[@robertflores4954]

As a cowboys fan all my life. The Texans looking real good rn. 😢

[@MrSayonara28]

If you switch don’t come back in 2060 when we finally win a divisional playoff game 😭💀

[@robertflores4954]

@@MrSayonara28 lol that made my day. Unfortunately I'm loyal to a fault so my kids will be the ones to witness greatness if it does happen.

[@channingbloom7125]

@@robertflores4954 Amen brother.

[@philmorgan4807]

I moved to Missouri a couple of years ago so I guess I’m gonna have to become a Chiefs fan. Hard to swallow after being a fan since the first day the Boys came into existence. But I just can’t stand JJ and I won’t live long enough to outlast their entire family. Sad day for me. 😢

[@Gil7111TX]

I join the Texans team...cowboys just disappointing me...

[@tonyadams4726]

Wherever you have those cameras hiding in my house I need you to remove them. All that was missing is tears from my laughter lmao 😂 😂 😂

[@demonford1093]

That Saquon and Zeke comment was the funniest thing I have heard all day lol ☠️

[@FloridaMan05]

I don't know why you made the Commander's guy a hippie but I think it's hilarious so keep it up Tom😂

[@vissermatt1058]

I could be wrong, but it might have something to do with their name change silliness and the street cred of the fandoms. They went from fans of badass warriors to fans of... The football team... And i just dont know anything about their fans. Niners have a weird wine drinker stereotype, cowboy fans are insane dreamers, eagles fans will knife you if you even breath near them.... Im guessing the redskins fans have historically been a yea!!!! if we win w.e if we lose fandom?

[@boffo63]

@@vissermatt1058 Dude, their previous name is just a racial slur. Being named after one of the Presidents titles is a big upgrade.

[@vissermatt1058]

@@boffo63 there is not a person a fucking alive that used it that way, but yeah w.e

[@yellercat500cat7]

@@boffo63 So sick of hearing people say that, it's just a team name, besides the only group of people who should of gotten a say on the team name are the people you claim are "offended".

[@cybercrasherstv]

I hope zeke enjoyed his little vacation from dallas, cause Jerry couldn't let his career end with being a o-linemen

[@Blueflameintegration]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 … You’re impression of cowboys fans are spot on buddy! 😂😂😂 You gotta love their optimism though 😊.. ~ All Eagles 🦅 fans ☺️ everywhere 😂

[@t-wrecks7481]

Dude was awesome at OSU and when he went to the Cowboys in the draft he immediately turned on his "time for me to suck" application.

[@Eyesack165]

“Do I need to call someone?” Had my dying 😂😂😂

[@timpoley8401]

So on point, such a quick video to come out, and this has to be my favorite of all your work. I'm an Eagles fan so that might help 😂😂

[@avspecter2268]

Lmao ALL IN BABY 😂😂😂

[@hermanhayesiii4432]

OMG. I laughed out loud at work watching that one. You are a genius man! 😂

[@lonewolfjedi493osswfan]

That line by Wildflower got me rolling 😂and yes, Wildflower, the Cowboys got into your stash again cuz at this point, their fans are delusional

[@walkerdevin08]

It's gone beyond delusion with them. They've progressed to FULL. BLOWN. CLINICAL. INSANITY 🤪.

[@thehatedclown5453]

As a cowboy’s fan I really would like to know wtf Jerriatric jones is thinking all in means. Being a fan for 30+ years I wouldn’t call myself delusional. I’m very aware of their ability to make a complete folly of their season. Knowing this, I still won’t be a bandwagon fan. Win, lose or tie they are still my team.

[@dominicmorales619]

As a Cowboys fan the plus I see to this is locker room presence, run blocking, and short yardage runs. That's really it

[@nickmontanabass]

“Did the Cowboys get into my stash again?”😂😂😂

[@edwardlopes101]

Omg the commanders character gets me everytime hahahaha. 😂😂😂

[@rappadapp]

This is breaking news for me Glad I got it from Grossi first😂 We're all in!😂😂😂💀

[@ZidaneTribal-hu8mf]

We’re going all in!

[@bennwardhaugh3013]

First time in a couple of years that I've heard that song in someone's video, always make me smile. As for the Cowboys... Poor Papa Grossi...

[@andremarquess]

They are “all in and love their guys” 🤣🤣

[@jackharrist1078]

Getting that offensive line help😂😂

[@MrSdot332]

😂😂😂😂 as an eagles fan learning the news from this video....this is my EXACT reaction 🤣🤣🤣

[@TenFootCorridor]

Thank you Tom, these videos come out so fast that I no longer need football Twitter... or Twitter at all, really.

[@bradnarraway9141]

Tom channeling Scooter for parts of this video 😂

[@Archangeltres06]

I’m glad we didn’t draft a center! LETS GOOO

[@BigHatMatt]

Yup, Cowboys definitely been in Wildflower's stash.

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

Eagles apparently bought some.

[@chrisboytano8883]

I'm not even a Cowboys fan, and I now kinda want Zeke to have a good year so that this video can age like fine wine.

[@MrSayonara28]

As a Cowboys fan I was sad when he left but now that he’s back I don’t know what to think 💀 I feel he can still be useful but hell he’s not a RB1 anymore

[@tristanmireles8994]

I’m happy he’s back only thing problem is we didn’t get an explosive running back in the draft if we did and then get Zeke for his easy red zone touchdowns it would be perfect

[@danielcanfield8680]

"There's my favorite center" 😂😂😂😂 as a 49ers fan I was waiting for that reference

[@jeffjohnson2731]

queue "Highway to Hell" might have been the best introduction you could use for any Cowboys transaction in the past 30 years... only Jerry knows what he is trying to accomplish.

[@waynefinnicumbb7218]

I don't think you ever sleep, Tom. Great stuff. Wildflower always the wild card in the videos.

[@ChristopherBingham-xx8xl]

LOL! The last part of the video was the funniest. Good to see Wild Flower too

[@Cripplified]

"Do I need to call someone?" So, so accurate lmao

[@jmac1013]

Recently discovered this channel. Got a good thing going. Keep it up.

[@2nd-place]

I love the timeline where the Chiefs of the 90s and the Cowboys of the 90s have switched places. Except back then we at least made it to an AFC Championship game.

[@woolseym]

"There's my favorite center." 😂😂😂😂

[@IanHMcQueen]

Depending on how much we're paying him, I really like this move. He's great in pass protection and can get the gain in short yardage situations. I'm not giving any sort of ovation for this, but he could help the team

[@dominickirby4961]

It's a knee slapper 🤣🤣

[@elliotb1795]

I am "all in" on Tom Grossi's reaction videos!

[@jeaninehogshead4710]

He’s just incredible

[@Gekayy]

You are a LEGEND and a GENIUS Tom! These always make me laugh, but this one was PAINFUL to not make audible for the entire office lol.

[@LL-gf6rq]

I'm an Eagles fan and the way you captured my EXACT reaction when I heard this!

[@ttvBonks]

"i wonder who's gonna have a better season! Ezekiel Elliot or Saquon Barkley" This is gonna age poorly if Saquon does that thing where he's injured all season again.

[@whatevergong82]

For a Packers fan, Grossi is sure funny. Great video.

[@johnnovak6386]

I love how every cut away of the eagles and saints is them just laughing 😂

[@dr.grossfamilyreps9441]

Love your videos always accurate with the reactions

[@jerrychacko2661]

Now Cowboys fan can bring back their Zeke jerseys from the attic, unless he changes his number to 15...

[@dumptrucktorch7901]

"Hey! There's my favorite center!" That 49ers reaction was so me

[@michaelnadler596]

"Hey, there's my favorite center." 🤣🤣🤣

[@thekidmaj13]

The Eagles laughing was me the whole time watching this 😂😂😂

[@williambowman1660]

Great. Love your reactions. In great comedy there must be grains of truth. Nailed it

[@carlhicksjr8401]

GREAT Scooter impression, Tom! 🤣

[@Eddieavina123]

Love your video Tom and keep up the great work you are awesome

[@Zalivan564]

Patriots Tom: "You weren't really 'good' here but, you were nice and you tried, so, that's somethin'" Nailed it Tommy boy.

[@MJTRaftery]

Yo Tom! This is one of your best and funniest episodes which happens to correspond with more Dallas misery. Life is good in Philly!!!

[@anthonyslazas6413]

You captured Cowboys fans perfectly! 😀

[@jsox1109]

Love the music Tom!

[@SP-fc9bx]

Monday morning made!... Thank you!

[@krisherdown]

Between Eagles fan horror at Cowboys rationalizing this into a Super Bowl (and apparently hitting Wildflower's stash), this one was awesome.

[@Tyraelsama]

This is so hilarious. I am laughing my a.. off.. thank you so much Tom 😂

[@DoctorClaw]

Love the "That's my favorite center" line freaking amazing.

[@Phoenix-pm2qr]

Eagles: We have talent, what do you have? Cowboys: Blind confidence and hope. Giants: Depression Commanders: Secret stash 🍃

[@btomlinson21]

I love how you sneak the Niners fan reaction “there’s my favorite center”. 😂😂😂

[@Kyoudai]

Content is always on point lmao

[@samplingrater8411]

Lol I remembered zekes name specifically from that center play against the 49ers lmao, had to go rewatch it

[@CMichael2276]

Dallas Cowboys fan here. This is among my favorite Tom Grossi shorts all-time. I may not be quite as optimistic as Dallas-fan Grossi... but listen...it COULD work.

[@steelerscountry422]

"Did the cowboys steal from my stash again" 😂😂😂😂 tom you never fail to make me laugh

[@brendanfolmar3237]

the "favorite center" line is underrated xD

[@acerx203]

Tom, you owe me a new phone, . This made me spit out my coffee. Thanks for early morning humor.

[@user-ty2gh4uv6p]

The sarcasm is spot on and really funny. I was so happy when Zeke got traded to the pats but there's no joy in mudville now

[@nerva-]

This is, second-for-second, one of your most brilliant videos. Although I must admit, I guess I'm missing something, I didn't get the 49ers line "Hey, there's my favorite center"?

[@user-bl2ut5ei3r]

“My favorite center” I was waiting for that to be brought up 😂😂

[@troxistmajin8740]

1:25 Averaging 3.5 yards per carry means 3.5 x 3 downs = 10.5 yards, that's a first down each set of downs!

[@rls1662]

Cowboy fan, spinning this into a positive thing to smooth over their hope, is brilliant! This definitely is the Cowboys year! 🤣😂 Waiting for the Script Writer draft episode, Tom!

[@sportsclips8178]

This was one of the best videos ever