A CS:GO Tournament but the Players are Blind

[@thespiffingbrit]

*You won't see plays like this anywhere else!* Not even the players have seen these plays!!!

[@yeetyeet6648]

Lmao

[@loleder]

fAmOus TwItCh StReAmeR

[@NyaNight]

Amazing collab didn’t expect it but am so glad we have it

[@vukilics9027]

The collab we didn't ask for but we needed

[@Moiraski1]

You should’ve joined and used exploits to own the tournament

[@T3kRazor]

We need a part 2 where the players can only see each other's viewpoints

[@kendakgifbancuher2047]

XD

[@addygreen8919]

would be awesome

[@neurofiedyamato8763]

that is a good one ahaha

[@KakosSet]

That's actually a gawd damn magical idea

[@rodijanssen8836]

and its a 2 vs 2

[@Volthoom]

These abominations actually do get worse every time. We are watching a man's journey towards becoming Jigsaw in real fucking time.

[@ricardocruzado4405]

Who’s to say he isn’t already Jigsaw?

[@twilight_phantom2969]

that's not true, Jigsaw was trying to make his victims appreciate life more (though he sucked at that). Vale is more like the people who tried to copy Jigsaw who were really just brutally torturing and killing people for no reason.

[@mynameisntpatrick1476]

"If my friends can dig out the key from behind their eyes and unbind their legs then theyll get a 50$ steam card!"

[@manboy4720]

his next video will be an announcement that he bought a cool little puppet and a red robe.

[@revolutionstudios5052]

Coming soon: I Tortured my friends by locking them in a room with a slowly-lowering ceiling

[@smokyprogg]

The commentators losing their shit over the idea of picking a sniper rifle followed by two unreal kills was just a magical sequence

[@smartyeyes5218]

exactly

[@gerdage1971]

timestamp?

[@LonaLanar]

@@gerdage1971 38:11

[@TheGeneReyva]

PedeJo was a god in game 2.

[@EnderGrad]

That shi was hilarious asf. Kino gameplay

[@A-Very-Confused-Korva]

I never thought I would hear "NYOOM KACHOW" from the mouth of a caster during a CS:GO "tournament"

[@cappo1178]

I just read this as it happened

[@Kazmord]

Can I get a timestamp for this please

[@somethingotherthanmyrealname]

@@Kazmord 21:06 Enjoy.

[@Kazmord]

@@somethingotherthanmyrealname Legend

[@daltonmcghghy9215]

I was doing OK but this moment absolutely sent me

[@X-SPONGED]

13:00 Candy : _(Trying actual guerilla chokepoint camping and ambush tactics)_ Virtual : _"28 STAB WOUNDS !!!"_

[@0WierdAsHell]

It's like watching an AI still in training play against itself. Beautiful.

[@zaksaturday1693]

10:54 My favorite part is that you know for a fact Candy's eyes said "turn to the right" and this man turned perfectly 90 degrees TO THE LEFT

[@mynameisntpatrick1476]

Valefisk: "Guys I have a video idea" *everyone scatters*

[@n7rthh]

tru

[@oppositeday429]

Yea

[@BeepirBypr]

thi

[@exynth1a215]

huh

[@olegmoki]

yes

[@ThtSunbreaker]

"The flashbang goes out, and candy is blind!" Ah yes only THEN were they blind

[@Seragoth]

😂😂😂

[@arsalali69]

They spectators/partner were

[@ThtSunbreaker]

@@arsalali69 you ruined it

[@kierrific1357]

​@@arsalali69 whoooosh

[@justadude450]

I was hoping this was a tournament of full 5v5 teams where everyone's blind

[@succmama1039]

Don't give him ideas! Blind 1v1 is already enough torture.

[@Sinstarclair]

The real torture would be 12v12 blind. I don't even know how that would work.

[@leobracken2316]

@@Sinstarclair Here's the best bit: it wouldn't!* * Truth may vary if you have literally any knowledge of the game, unlike me.

[@singularityraptor4022]

Not enough 'volunteers'

[@victim2077]

OI! Don't spoil the next video!

[@poke-maniacchris2965]

God I will never tire of "professional casters casting stupid-ass tournaments" Its easily my favorite genre Edit: People asking for recs I'd tell em check out both the "twornament"s that Twomad hosted where both Interrobangers and Kixstar were casting

[@cyan.cephalopod]

Oh god there are more? I need more of this lmao

[@Youngberries]

Any reccomendations?

[@emanuelacola726]

Please?

[@mashmachine4087]

I would've liked to hear more of the teams shouting at each other honestly

[@derkach7907]

Same

[@krendilsshieldheart6344]

same here...especially cause i swear they just told them yank their mouse hard left or right and just spam buttons...really wanted to know what the communication or lack there of in some cases was like

[@KokoMakesThings]

Mhm. Doing another run but getting some.footage as the player and spotter duo would be good.

[@markeyonethousand]

@@krendilsshieldheart6344 this is what’s confusing me, it seems like they don’t have any help for most of the video.

[@Brother_O4TS]

@@markeyonethousand Seriously, they have a spotter this entire time but they're acting like they don't have one

[@inoroth2001]

Okay, but imagine a full 5v5 team in this style. Imagine the friendly fire.

[@0fficerIan]

They did this with pro players at the Blast Paris Showmatch

[@casparmuszynskijan2593]

Or a smaller thing, like 3v3 (2 players and a guide) on a wingman map. Everything quite well resembles the game of blind football

[@moleman6899]

I love how Vale has evolved from breaking games, to breaking people.

[@RetroRadianceLight]

Some might say that people are just games to Vale

[@Reza-rv6tq]

Next He is gonna breaking bad

[@Kipwich]

Humans are The Most Dangerous Game after all (in both meanings of the word)

[@arkthecat9212]

@@Kipwich Good reference

[@couchiii]

ho is Vale

[@blazichaos7181]

11:15 ah yes, perfect direction "Go Authoritarian, go authoritarian, Authoritarian left now, NO NO NO WAIT, Authoritarian Right!"

[@jakeking974]

Bro, that AWP play from PedeJo was incredible, especially if on purpose. He bought it, immediately went to a long line of sight, and scoped in, knowing that, in all likelihood, Lynx would be slow to advance through that alley and all he would have to do is small adjustments as his partner commands, and he'll get on target, and as we saw, and AWP to the shins still does a ton of damage. He basically turned himself into a tank.

[@theoheinrich529]

Truly human reactions

[@aljon5947]

Timestamp?

[@TheObservingConstalation]

Starts at 38:14

[@BowlofColdSoup]

"I've gathered 12 of my friends" *includes himself as one of the 12 friends* Has the inflation of prices reached the point that there's an inflation of the size of friendgroups?

[@mosesracal6758]

Ever since the great depression

[@YerpyMoose]

Eight players, two mods, three casters makes thirteen including vale. Without vale, it is 12.

[@Nullbound]

Amazing counting

[@BalrogQuote]

​@@YerpyMoose The special guest was fairly clearly not included in the "12 friends", given they were an addition, and noted as such.

[@ekSil0]

​@@BalrogQuoteit's called foreshadowing

[@ScFirestorM]

The only way to make this better if it was The Drunk Leading The Blind. Every time someone dies, their spotter takes a shot. The blind player has to listen to their partner progressively growing more incoherent, and the spotter has to deal with eventual liver failure.

[@chaosandbunnies8291]

Don't give Vale ideas, because we both know he would absolutely cause someone liver failure for a video

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

@@chaosandbunnies8291 if they don't need surgery afterwards is it really content?

[@SableLeaf]

YESSSSS. +1

[@timothymclean]

It would probably be fairer to make the winning team's spotter take a spot, as a handicap. This also guarantees that the spotters will be absolutely _plastered_ by the final round.

[@namanish450]

Pfp sauce

[@centuriongames3377]

1:02:32 not sure if anyone noticed but candy accidentally drew his score of 2 on the ground instead of aiming up.

[@BloodPaladin88]

The casting in this is brilliant.

[@kentmichaelgalang686]

reminds me of that one funny joke: how do you stop two blind people from fighting? yell out loud, "my money's on the guy with a knife"

[@Jartran72]

I have never seen or heard blind people fighting.

[@enkidoodoo]

​@@Jartran72Just head to a waffle house and wait for a mirror match

[@nonenonymous]

​@@Jartran72 florida

[@Solll0]

This will go down as one of the cs:go tournaments of time.

[@mrfhd6227]

Just the

[@danteezy945]

THE cs:go tournament

[@jontee4free]

Yes, these players were certainly some of the players who played the game.

[@LambdaPhysics.s]

Truly the most game of CSGO there has ever been.

[@pauliusjakelaitis8137]

Wait how is your comment 7hours ago if the video is 3 hours ago

[@timothymclean]

11:11: "Whenever I think of left I think of the political compass" is an underappreciated line.

[@nearlyabsolutelybonkers]

finally... an unrigged video where Vale gives away his money. brilliant content 😎

[@rlvideosgunner]

Time traveler detected. Do not attempt to post comments more than an hour before the video is posted.

[@nearlyabsolutelybonkers]

time travelling is my specialty

[@amint7107]

Stop cheating ffs. You always time travel.

[@elliesteele2027]

This is genuinely the best Esports tournament I've ever watched. Something about the players having no idea what's going on is just so entertaining.

[@gonshi9]

If you keep doing 'tournaments' like these, this would be the checklist of ideas to do next: - Hoi4 at speed 1 - Mario kart blindfoolded (and/or) going backwards -Golf it on max sensitivity (Expand list on comments if you have some more ideas)

[@Skeleton-bs7zy]

Full team csgo while blinded

[@hadinossanosam4459]

@@Skeleton-bs7zy Can't decide which is better: -one sighted person trying to direct and coordinate the whole team (and not lose their mind) or -everyone can see the videos of all teammates, but not their own (but you could pair up and stay in each other's view) Bonus points if the video feeds are not labeled, so they have to figure out who is who xD

[@teecee1827]

Company of Heroes, Kubelwagen only.

[@shamsquatch9980]

Halo Reach multiplayer, but the speed is lowered to the minimum and you can only use plasma pistols

[@timkluiters9787]

@@hadinossanosam4459 that second one sounds absolutely perfect.

[@AndGoatz04]

"I HAVE COME TO SAVE YOU!" [escorts a manequin out, leaving the actual hostage stuck with the terrorist who is stuck in spawn]

[@Virtrial]

Jan took my eyes, and my career with the Oakland Raiders.

[@aidanfarnan4683]

40:31, an thought the wall kill with a AWP... by a blind man. This is the content i'm here for.

[@elvastan]

I would have liked to hear more of the players arguing with each other, especially virtiral stapping candy in the back.

[@dynamo8846]

You really dont, its 3 hours of ”left, right, no too much”

[@Brother_O4TS]

@@dynamo8846 I mean, highlighting the best parts is entirely possible

[@dynamo8846]

@@Brother_O4TS as the person who recorded those 3h, no not really

[@deadman4222]

@@dynamo8846 i would also have loved if a few clips of the different teams trying to coordinate was added

[@KillinTime2792]

@@dynamo8846 so just to check, when the players are shooting into the ground for 10 seconds straight is it because they are willfully ignoring calls to aim up or were those calls just not being made?

[@JaimieWFYT]

The AWP gambit in map2 was one of the best moments i've seen in CS, hats off to Pedejo

[@Hibernathan05]

Ah yes, another torture video. simply spiffing. Also love the RTGame video in your firefox window at the start, big fan

[@Valefisk]

How else am i gonna get my ace attorney fix

[@slbhugomarques2]

@@Valefisk Von valefisk you cant place all the losing contestants in the chemical factory

[@huntermcintosh8173]

@@Valefisk *VON KARMA NO!*

[@nashvontookus7451]

He has to get his inspiration for ruining the lives of his subjects from somewhere. Only difference is, RT's subjects are usually NPCs.

[@Hibernathan05]

@@Valefisk true, it is the only way

[@derkevevin]

"Almost human reactions" and 40:28 how the T looked at the AWP and crouched, I'm ded 😂

[@beaus3881]

Vale: no mental health care is going to be provided Dom: and candy is here with the negev to make sure of that

[@gabrielbennett4073]

this cant be real, I refuse to believe 2 people can communicate this badly🤣🤣

[@lukaskubik4698]

I am surprised neither of the test subjects rebelled and basically made this hour long video just one round by constantly "running" away.

[@janczy9206]

Probably cause there was a whole $25 Steam gift card involved. I could murder someone for a $25 Steam gift card

[@Dunkster74]

@@janczy9206 let's talk, cause I've got a long list and 25 bucks is a bargain.

[@anastasiao4036]

​@chinsaw2727 yeah, I can see someone doing that for a steam card unironically tbh

[@melin9799]

The entire time I was just thinking to myself, how can it be so hard to communicate and listen? Then I had to hear the team comms for the first time.

[@blackspectacledtoad8127]

When i was 12 i went to a "video game summer camp" where we actually did this exact same thing with blindfolds on LAN in Call of Duty 2. Unfortunately the tournament ended in disaster as a kid much older than me who was clearly cheating kept denying it and eventually got kicked out which caused him to start crying uncontrollably. This was on i think the second or third day of the camp and I'm pretty sure after that he left and never came back. Good times!

[@The_Bird_Bird_Harder]

Jesus.

[@NamTran-xc2ip]

Bruhhhh

[@JustLeo420]

a GREAT way to increase player anxiety would be to have the video streamed on like a 10 sec delay and have the players able to hear what the casters are saying.

[@jakeking974]

This was pure chaos, and somehow Dom is still an excellent commentator. When he'd randomly throw in a joke that absolutely crippled Vale, it was just *chef's kiss* c'est magnifique

[@azurax9553]

I love how, Val, in the background just had the RTGames Pheonix Wright video open

[@minecrashinhard]

And I thought I was bad at CS:GO But Blind people have managed a score that's better than my average and I now know I am truly terrible.

[@Gamorou]

I really need to know what kind of weight was dragging Candy's mouse down so much, the man just loved to shoot the floor

[@ArkayeCh]

I like how Vale combined his interest in making games and his lack thereof to learn programming and basically became a psychopathic online Jigsaw.

[@drunkchey9739]

this tournament isn’t a case of programming its a case of googling some basic commands for server management in csgo

[@theoverseer458]

@@drunkchey9739 thats exactly what he said

[@jackskudlarek3138]

I had to stop this video numerous times to catch my breath. I haven't laughed this hard since the early days of youtube. Keep up the amazing work.

[@SallinKari]

CT: "Don't worry I'm here to save you... But I can't see!" Hostage: *Concern noises* CT: "It's fine. I have a gun!" Hostage: *Concerned noises intensifies* CT: "And grenades" Hostage: *Concerned noises has evolved into fearful screaming*

[@aquaticterror66]

The operator is Fuze

[@SallinKari]

@@aquaticterror66 Poor hostage has PTSD from being 'rescue' by explosives so often.

[@bobbobert9379]

The sequence where Novel fucking hit the hostage with the flashbang and Candy almost molotoved the hostage but instead molotoved himself all at the same time comes to mind

[@krullachief669]

Ct: "Perfect, keep doing that! It lets me know where you are!"

[@jurasgurkis5534]

Aq1

[@Milkythesquid]

Every new Valefisk video feels like watching a mad scientist come down to the village to show off his newest more fucked up creation

[@rephilt]

i want to hear the pure chaos from the players pov in full so bad

[@dynamo8846]

Its 3 hours of lefts and rights. Theres a reason it didnt get included, its dull as hell

[@recurvestickerdragon]

​​@@dynamo8846 it honestly would have been fun to hear them learn to communicate more effectively, and respond to each other. even simple lessons, like saying "you're in banana" or "he's at your 9 o clock" would be entertaining and of course if they break down and start being like "the side your mouse is on!"

[@MasouShizuka]

My god this is far more entertaining than actual CSGO tournaments.

[@Real7419]

The winning shot of the game was one to Candy's buttocks, this is a subtle reference to the fact that everyone's aim is ass

[@Koi88]

So much dramatic footage, quite more exciting than most pro majors

[@tales9476]

These accuracy rates are insane! I think in some rounds, they got over 2%! If only we could be as accurate as these pros.

[@daninspace9009]

That commentary was pure gold, it made games 300% more fun

[@ДмитроПрищепа-д3я]

I honestly expected this to be about Vale capturing a bunch of random people and ripping their eyeballs out before forcing them to play the game to get them back.

[@theholypeanut8193]

Sounds normal.

[@sugoistalin7809]

Could still happen.

[@rodolfito2324]

next video

[@Veristelle-]

Great video idea!

[@Virtrial]

he took my eye my eye my eye my eye my eye my eye

[@sanguin289]

this is unironically the most ive enjoyed watching a tournament

[@Kali_io]

I thought about doing this challenge with friends but then i realised our skill levels would be the same

[@simplyydream]

love when dom clarifies "real life minutes"

[@Possible_Cultist]

This is what I imagine deep sea creatures act like when hunting, but significantly less sad.

[@kipchickensout]

Accurate depiction of what my teammates see all the time

[@mischaprudon3316]

Ah yes the torture spree continues. Also the caster commentary of Dom 🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Life and death I'l be facing cuz the match take 60 minutes per round."

[@subarsu]

this may be one of the best gaming videos i’ve ever seen in my whole life. Thank you so MUCH

[@shamsquatch9980]

Every time I think they can't get worse, they do. I love it

[@spiralphoenix9839]

The amount of sniper shots novel missed is insane.

[@ruludos1977]

i didn't think i'd watch the whole hour but i couldn't stop laughing

[@BeHappyTo]

Can you give some money?

[@ruludos1977]

@@BeHappyTo sure just send me your credit card info so i can put it in your account

[@sirtchamp8033]

​@@ruludos1977Did he ever get the money

[@raccoonhatcity7627]

​@@ruludos1977 wonder if he ever got the money 🤔

[@AndyIsLazy18]

​@@ruludos1977 where did the money go?

[@InferDevyaty]

you should have made it as to where a flashbang temporarily unblinds them

[@imigratingbox]

Self flsh is broken, and you wouldnt want to flash your opponent

[@joemarais7683]

me at 3 minutes in: Wow Dom is really doing serious commentary. me at 21 minutes in: nevermind

[@rexthewolf3149]

“Big, Long, Metal Knife.”

[@tonybippitykaye]

Valefisk is a lot like Congress: they don’t put out much, but when they do, it usually hurts people in the process 😂

[@FishyButters]

The fact The Spiffing Brit has one of the players blocked for the longest time is gold

[@ieatsand6378]

Vale* he had candy blocked

[@korumann]

spiff had one of them blocked for years, can't remember what video he said it in though@@ieatsand6378

[@maxkemp5285]

⁠​⁠@@ieatsand6378Spiff has Lynx blocked on Twitter

[@Bacon420]

I was in the world series of video games in 2006 hosted by Intel and Dell, and my team was all Dell employees over 30, so we lost pretty quick. They got me specifically because I can't see (20/400 in one eye, 20/4000000 for the other!) We trained for a whole year twice a week, and still got wiped out 3 matches in. This video made me feel it again!

[@Laeshen]

I like the fact that this may very well be the very first time these players are seeing what they've done

[@apertureemployee215]

Valefisk has made some great videos over the years, but this one is easily the best

[@DJFreshJuice]

Dom is a legend holy shit. The commentary was so funny

[@sergioguzman2065]

All is jokes and laughter until you realize that this is potentially the seed of the next CS:GO League for blind people

[@ahegpbtrftcotu]

absolutely screaming when pedejo landed the awp headshot through the wall, that was _nuts_

[@Vexruna]

This is the first time I was entertained and excited about paralympics in counter-strike.

[@LazerShark7777]

Imagine your a hostage and your head gets blown off by the swat member sent to save you because they have there air pods in

[@M0123-j6i]

*you're

[@LazerShark7777]

@@M0123-j6i uh uh Yro’ue*

[@lucaspeters-murphy2770]

@@M0123-j6i y'our'e*

[@AlterExo_]

@@M0123-j6i If you are trying to correct someone, maybe you should correct everything.

[@noeltamere]

*yor

[@yeetusdeletus8565]

My man threw a smoke grenade in a blind tournament

[@KingofJ95]

I want this, but it's a full 5v5 match of blind players with one seeing eye spectator per team.

[@meow-pf8uz]

sound like a warowl thing

[@cometasteroids7761]

That spectator would get a goddamn aneurysm

[@lenseeing829]

Hoping for a CS2 blind tournament in the future sir Valefisk

[@2010AZ]

This makes me want to die, but It also makes me want to see a 5v5 with one single spectator for each team.

[@aaroncabatingan5238]

Watch the spectator slowly grow insane as they try to get their players to move in a certain direction.

[@frankbevibin5991]

IN A ROUND DEFYING PLAY CANDY STOPS WATCHING TELEVISION AND GOES OUTSIDE

[@kormagogthedestroyer]

I love how much of a third wheel vale is in his own show

[@uhhhhhmmmmn]

Thats kind of the problem, the idea he comes up with is so good that it barely needs the participants and nothing else to be good

[@uhhhhhmmmmn]

Well now that i think about it, his channel isnt really about him but ways to torture other people, and the biggest aportation in most of his videos is the map/idea and maybe some background laughs and hints

[@noneofyourbusiness7010]

Its for the inevitable court case so he can divert blame and get a lighter sentence.

[@PlanetXtreme]

“I wonder if their 240hz sound helps compared to 120hz. This challenge is a good argument for that.”

[@RoadkillLaharl]

I have no idea why but this is the most hype I’ve ever been watching cs since the glory days. Was genuinely screaming and cheering for both players

[@maxwellweiss9849]

This is another experience if you’re listening to this at work and can’t see what they are re doing wither

[@keith3278]

4:18 "I've come to save you, but I can't see" make a lot of sense in the context "The solider despite his service record and rank just simply lacks the classification clearance to lay direct eye sight upon the hostage VIP." it also give him the incase you captured truth of "You captured me Because I'm blindfolded , my command wouldn't even let me have limited eyesight for this extraction ; So how the heck would I know where the VIP went !?"

[@excancerpoik]

that caster guy is a legend bro he makes it so much funnier

[@psychedellictoxin1195]

I wish I could see these from the player's perspective. I am very sad that I don't get to witness that chaos.

[@dynamo8846]

Youre not missing anything really, its 3 hours of directions being partially followed

[@valerie0153]

great idea, would love to see a cut that incorporates a lot more of the comms between the teams. Shame to only see a couple moments of it

[@basilbats7891]

Vale’s descent into madness continues as we go from sick joke to dc villain to the human equivalent of that hypothetical machine that simulates 1000 years of torment in an hour.

[@AngellicRuby]

watching these games is exhausting because it genuinely feels like theyre not using their ears at ALL

[@gamerbeginner5019]

Bc audio have been disabled

[@thecateatingasian]

this is the most intense CSGO tournament I have ever seen

[@Kit_Legris]

This was an amazing video. We need more like that

[@johnnywoodson4231]

Waiting for the day Vale breaks the US law for his new torture video ideas, which based on the current trajectory will probably happen by the end of this year.

[@MoonFlux]

This looks just like my ranked games honestly.

[@Jav4nos]

"I was making corrections" The logs: "Look left" "I don't wanna go that way" *turns right* hmmmmmmm

[@Daziryx]

The fun thing is that I never played CSGO and not only did I watch the entire video, but also learnt more in this video about the game than anywhere else

[@P99s-s]

Vale, please don’t stop torturing those people

[@omerkursadnarinoglu3818]

This is absolutely stupid but insanely funny, just the fact that you find 8 players to play such an idea is itself insane. Still i would play the blind guy if i can chose my partner