A Dangerous Man Plays House Flipper: The House Design Game

[@ghoulage]

7:39 that childhood excitement when u come downstairs at christmas and santa has left you two coffins under the tree

[@synphilia4776]

"Santa left us some food this year!"

[@comradeninja4333]

Synphilia r/cursedcomments

[@TechSupportDave]

i know it's weird but as a kid i loved tight spaces. i'd find every opportunity there is to squeeze somewhere where normally nobody could squeeze into, and i'd take every opportunity to try to fit in boxes.

[@WILL-it5sb]

@@TechSupportDave thank you for sharing your story

[@StarshadowMelody]

@@TechSupportDave If you fits, you sits.

[@HTPCYMC]

Maybe the guy who stole the radiator is actually RT himself, as he’s the only other person that knows where and how the radiators are installed

[@jaxy9466]

Go away already.

[@asherhardin4178]

That's what RT stands for, Radiator Thief.

[@Stoofer.]

Why do I see you literally everywhere lol

[@bengal4047]

@@asherhardin4178 Rumble Tumble Radiator Thief

[@rootabeta9015]

That's where I stashed the radiator

[@SerKnightGuy]

Technically, it doesn't specify that you need to flip the houses from bad to good.

[@drawnwithlove3499]

Flip the house from bad to worse

[@plant7371]

Flip the house, but literally.

[@death_star11]

Flip the house so hard that the customer regrets ever hiring you

[@donutchan8114]

As someone who did a brief stint as a house cleaner, people who hire you often extremely understate the condition of the home. You spend the time judging harshly as you scrub away.

[@DeathnoteBB]

Did anyone ever actually do the stereotypical “We have to clean, the cleaners will think we’re filthy!” thing?

[@LaurenTheorist]

My aunt hired a cleaner for my grandmother to help her out and my grandmother always cleaned even more than usual for the cleaner because she considered her a guest.

[@justsomeeggsinapot1784]

​@@DeathnoteBBi'm a tiny bit late but yes, it has happened! I went into a place and it was pretty standard, and they said "the main area is the bathroom" and yeah, that makes sense, but then I go in and it is cleaner than the rest. I ask what's wrong and they awekwardly say "oh I cleaned it up a little bit beforehand..."

[@youssefbencheikh8637]

​@@LaurenTheoristThat's sweet.

[@bonk3543]

I know this is 4 years ago but I’m chronically depressed and just had my houses professionally cleaned because it looked like a tornado had destroyed it and now I’m self conscious 😭

[@StickMaster500]

Probably one of the most immersive and mind-blowing gameplay Daniel has ever given to us, especially at 8:58

[@levianderson8822]

He is not Daniel he is rtgame that irise game guy

[@jackbj]

THE Courier r/wooosh

[@naodoll]

SANESSSSS-

[@e1extra974]

I love how it’s just playing in 4 separate keys

[@phatassphilip1892]

@Dzaky Aries no shit

[@TheIrishDino]

When RT retires he'll have one hell of a CV

[@cloudunknown]

I hate your channel

[@lobzoy]

@Cinnåmøn thats rude.

[@lobzoy]

@@cloudunknown thats rude.

[@cloudunknown]

@Cinnåmøn I hate your channel too

[@Olivia-dg4fb]

@@cloudunknown can you hate my channel next.

[@andreweaton6484]

When everyone else thinks of excitement "Let's go on holidays" When RT thinks of excitement *Let's get a 2nd radiator*

[@odin5255]

The first thing you see on the thumbnail is a crib filled with knives.

[@Extramrdo]

From the makers of the your kids' favorite dolls, the "Baby Alive" series, comes what is sure to be your own favorite toy line, "Baby's Fucking Dead"

[@OrangeUtan115]

Sacrifice the child.

[@ryudomesayonara5806]

Little Timmy of today is Jack the Ripper of tomorrow.

[@MPdude237]

He knows us too well.

[@sambradley9091]

@H M Now we know what Giorno's crib looked like

[@dannystirling5458]

House Flipper? I barely knew her!

[@TiStardust]

*WHEEZE*

[@BeanSproot]

*death noise*

[@lobzoy]

*sorry, but, what?*

[@dylanbourdon2185]

House flipper. Awwww man

[@lobzoy]

@@dylanbourdon2185So we back in the house accepting jobs *from randoms*

[@TylerTheTaboo]

You know, if RT had renovated Harry Potter’s crib just like this @ 1:42, then maybe they wouldn’t have had that whole Voldemort “problem”

[@GBfanatic15]

*voldemort tries to kill them* lily: *starts throwing knives at him*

[@petermarsella6537]

Voldemort: *arrives to kill them* Harry: *already dead*

[@theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149]

This video is going to be the equivalent of Homer Simpson shouting "Why doesn't mine look like that?!"

[@gulano8258]

@H M STROMHEIN!

[@sortoflike1189]

Oh hey, it's British Dio!

[@gulano8258]

@@sortoflike1189 b-but... Dio is already... Ugh, nevermind I don't want to get wooooshed

[@sortoflike1189]

@@gulano8258 There are very specific levels of British such as the ownership of a top hat.

[@gulano8258]

@@sortoflike1189 Dio weared a top hat in part 1 when he first discovered the powers of the Stone Mask

[@openkram]

You don't have to paint the walls if there are no walls

[@septillion.]

Rt: "I'm so sorry" **Does it again**

[@Dr.Death8520]

"IT'S A BABY! WITH A GUN" "It's a baby with a gun" *crying* "It's a baby with a gun"

[@Hammelj]

It's a baby, with a gun

[@Cameron115]

Anyone else thinking of Maggie Simpson or Stewie Griffin? (P.S I don't know the reference (if it is one) that you're referencing)

[@Dr.Death8520]

@@Cameron115 If you don't know the reference, why are you commenting? It's a sketch by Tomska called "Baby with a Gun".

[@kalikoserpent]

@@Dr.Death8520 ok nerd

[@Cameron115]

@@Dr.Death8520 cos I wanted to

[@fizzmit7988]

I unironically would watch just a ten minute video of Rt doing chores around his house

[@enzoleegwater3718]

Still waiting for that video 😢

[@zappodude7591]

1:50 “Just try and get close to that baby, ha ha! I’m Cave Johnson, we’re done here.”

[@SuperCryptic9]

Who would win, baby with a ton of knives or baby with a sentry turret?

[@waddleking9165]

@@SuperCryptic9 why not both against the military

[@bengal4047]

"Are you still there?"

[@cortinastone]

Brought a baby to a portal gun fight

[@Biodeamon]

you can tell this game is american when guns are listed as house accessories

[@caladair2087]

YouNeedHealing ‘murica!!

[@KJ-td5gt]

It’s actually not an American based game, I want to say it’s Swedish? The guns and knives are from a survival/bunker update where you can build apocalypse shelters.

[@MorshuArtsInc]

@@KJ-td5gt I think the devs are actually from Poland, not sure about the publishers though

[@TechSupportDave]

@@MorshuArtsInc no wonder the game is so good then. polish devs (esp freeloaders) are known to make godly games and wholesome follower communities. edit: though i'm only assuming this game is "godly". it does look more fun than any house decor game i ever played though.

[@doeb6534]

YouNeedHealing wait, wait, wait, *WAIT* , you’re saying guns aren’t normal where you live?

[@allisonfitzmaurice6948]

“Can you please paint the walls light pink?” *That’s f*cking sexist*

[@slabs379]

Perfect timing of him saying it and me reading this

[@RasEli03]

@Addict C a swed accepts your massage

[@RasEli03]

Let's paint it black. I see a red door and I want to paint it blahahak

[@teguenjoyer3842]

Are you fucking demented

[@annakeenan7881]

*ras*ist

[@izzy1221]

“That implies the baby LIVES.” *Oof.*

[@barbaranagel3933]

the origin story of the knife vine "let me see what you have" "a knife!" "NO!"

[@nekomancer1495]

This "RT" Character seems to not be able to do anything right... a bit sketchy if you ask me

[@LouisPlaysDrums]

*Rumble Tumble Games*

[@undeined4291]

Lmao, Now you mention that :thinking:

[@treetheenderhyena1880]

No, he does everything right.... EVERYTHING.

[@petermarsella6537]

I dunno what you're talking about, this is perfect, exactly what I ordered

[@minimalgrammar1276]

A sketchy Irishman... Now why does that sound familiar..?

[@jaidenester8714]

RT: “I like interior design in Animal Crossing.” Me: *war flashbacks to the video where RT ruins people’s homes in Animal Crossing: Happy Home Designer*

[@ploofthesheep2887]

toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet toilet

[@Anthony-mu1kt]

Rt should do a stream where he tries to build a nicely decorated terraria house, and every time someone donates they get to choose which item he has to break

[@naturegirl1999]

Or add

[@bengal4047]

The house would end up as 85% toilets. And not even the nice-looking toilets, either. They'd all be like the lead ones

[@ahooverwithinternetaccess6082]

A man who’s massacred many with blueberry muffins cleaning houses

[@carsonmecall1384]

No je is cleaning up the crime scene

[@shigushigu741]

Honestly if you uploaded a video of you doing chores I would most likely watch it

[@TechSupportDave]

@H M oh no. don't make youtube a productive job. anything but that!

[@AverageSundayLiker]

Housewife stream?

[@reggiemm1928]

Crib filled with knives?? What a perfect toy for a baby! I'm sure your kids will grow up fine 😂

[@Extramrdo]

In the parenting class, RT misheard "swaddle" as "slaughter."

[@oliverpyke9590]

News flash: local kid has been seen killing everyone

[@pathogenofdecay]

You want knives? You want them in your belly? No? Then you stop talking to Deeja.

[@bionicdragon5]

Reminds me of my old neighborhood. [sigh] Good times...

[@RAFMnBgaming]

IT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON

[@crab6499]

This is almost a year later, but “that implies the baby lives” is such a raw line

[@ezman-vn8zy]

I genuinely want to see you doing chores around your house.

[@Sebas-bs8uk]

New title: How to secretly assassinate an entire family as a house designer.

[@genesisera8364]

Willie Gomez “secretly”

[@rapogirl1391]

Good work 47.

[@leficios3847]

Honestly it would entertain me greatly if RT were to just have a stream of him doing dishes

[@josephikrakowskiwithflextape]

How to make a mistake: -Give RT a hammer -Tell him to take down ONE wall

[@Zelinkokitsune]

He got legit furious at the Student's house and 100% it. Even having to paint the walls!

[@kalinaszek]

Knifes will teach the baby responsibility. Best toys ever.

[@ashiwashi]

This practice came in very helpful for future RT

[@Nightwing6184]

I think RT would make a perfect guest appearance on one those house building shows

[@sepiasmith5065]

3:42 Edgar Allen Poe wants to know your location

[@barbaranagel3933]

When I watched this stream I remember just sitting there as RT destroyed every wall possible and yes he did lose his mind

[@mr.nobody3308]

Welp forget flipping tables when i'm angry. I'm gunna flip some houses tonight.

[@leo-windrider]

Anyone supports an RTGame X Graystillplays crossover? They're basically the two largest game destroyers on KZbin.

[@mistifoxemberex1046]

Alright! So we're back in the game where we could turn the entire universe into West Virginia...

[@fireleopard7380]

Okay so now the new Bermuda Triangle would be Florida X West Virginia X Ireland

[@Spider-Man62]

Rt vs The spiffing Britt

[@abrasmage]

Don't forget Let's Game It Out to find all the bugs!

[@porkybeans1154]

What about CallMeKevin

[@Papacarrot]

8:40 And here we can see Obama, peeking through your window

[@sorenmine7765]

To be fair then there's probably a lot of people who play house flipper but can't design houses.

[@BoromcioStudi]

Imagine starting a trend amongst streamers to stream themselves doing house chores and it actually catches on I actually want to see it now that I think about it

[@ShrekIsGod1]

I’m sorry, isn’t Dolan Trusk supposed to be a Trump joke? And he wants the Obama house?

[@nyanSynxPHOENIX]

Donald Trump/Elon Musk

[@gisenberg]

We really need more of this, please

[@the_biblioklept2533]

Honestly I would watch you do paperwork to procrastinate from doing my paperwork.

[@Mephaistus]

"Is there any way to avoid painting the walls?" *Proceeds to break down said walls.*

[@xavierbroussard8923]

"my house got shot at!" Welcome to America RT

[@emperororthopox1691]

It would have been hilarious if if could replace all the windows with Obama so it looks like a smiling Obama is peeping through your windows

[@filth3605]

I would genuinely enjoy you watching you do the dishes whilst commentating on it. That would be peak gaming.

[@FishoeShoe_da_great]

1:15 "Who leaves their bed like this? Make your fucking bed!" me: * stressed sounds *

[@matthewboire6843]

I try atlest

[@THExRISER]

4:58 It was at this exact moment that every hair on my body stood up.

[@nunyabusiness6450]

Okay you could've bought a bed but would you wanna sleep on that or that gorgeous painting?

[@katbird2699]

I don't like how the word for 'a fear of cockroaches" has my name in it

[@thathitmann8282]

Game: "My daughter is 13." RT: "She's of age, she needs her privacy." Damn, RT, all that time living in Japan has really done work on your morals.

[@sarahtonin58913]

Their daughter was actually 3.

[@princesscadance197]

If I had to clean a house like this, I would, but simple gloves and boots wouldn't suffice. I'd need my own all-out Iron Man suit. Complete protection.

[@tomc.5704]

For the record, I would still like the doing chores around the house video. No, seriously, that sounds so wholesome.

[@inventboss2603]

Imagine breaking into the house via the window an there's just a baby with a bunch of knives

[@wheeln24-79]

Need to do a competition between you and Kevin. Who can renovate the same house or just garden since you just did a house "sarcastly silly" like this and make more money. We need to come up with game challenges for the two of you!

[@Aleuvian]

Looking forward to RT's dish-washing stream.

[@c4tb0mb]

That baby growin' up spoiled. It got a Berreta M9 AND an M16, And to top it off, over 5 knives, the parents better not let the kid grow up spoiled.

[@dylancarroll4623]

Yes “a new tree bedroom house “ haha It’s fun because even the subtitles think his saying tree.

[@6tango16]

He joked about people wanting to watch him do chores around the house. But now that 10k people literally watched him watch paint dry I think it's confirmed without a doubt that we watch these videos and streams for Daniel, not for the games

[@chameleonfoot]

I think the same company who made this made Thief Simulator, which would be AMAZING to see you play.

[@MegaZelda3]

somebody: that baby is going to grow up depressed and it's your fault RT: that implies that the baby is going to live

[@TheDirector999]

Holy shit please make this a series, this was incredible :'D

[@MagicJoe14]

It is possible that this video won rt the jerma tournament

[@mattstat716]

"Painting walls is boring. Destroying walls, though... that's the real strategy." -RTGame. Probably. Edit: idunno who jon is but apparently RTGame has been stalkin' you

[@11gscanlan]

0:35 - Homebase would Love to have a word with you.

[@aristology6912]

4:01 Says the person that spent 6 hours stuffing people into a meat freezer in Hitman

[@matthewboire6843]

Patience is determined by interest

[@ImThePerson0]

I’d hire you, you seem like a competent worker

[@gavinyip4680]

I thought the end bit at first said "Subscribe or I'll flip your house." Like RT will come and flip it upside down.

[@pokemariosun4395]

6:23 This joke takes on way more meaning after RT streamed himself building a computer.

[@krf702]

I’m subscribed and there are still no knifes in my bed. What a scam

[@waypastcool5788]

*Finally.* *We need a series of this.*

[@MessedUpBrainspike]

For some reason I really love this game. And I hate pretty much doing anything of the stuff you do in the game IRL. Is there a name for this phenomenon?

[@swagrangoon]

ok but straight up his house looks like my terrible club penguin house

[@bx2160]

I got a house flipping ad while watching this video, KZbin’s becoming sentient

[@NotQuiteColin]

It’s my birthday today RT! Thanks for such a funny video!!! :D

[@penguinstarlette4028]

Happy birthday!

[@patrickreese1868]

*WINTER IS COMING GOD DAM IT*

[@katemcpx]

Hope you are enjoying your holiday @RTGame 💕💞

[@henrikleikvoll4421]

Have you seen the trailer for Kerbal Space Program 2? I would love to see you play it!

[@Swamp_Hound]

god damn it RT give us what we want! a 10-minute minimum video of you doing chores!

[@Galavis.]

A man who loves his grandma plays granny simulator

[@iRock_750]

The best part about the game is that there is a cockroach trigger warning. Now bring on WWlll.

[@dandeliontape]

I got so excited when i saw the title!

[@radracer8777]

Mirror room was a thing for a story from Are You Afraid Of The Dark, the Nickelodeon show. vacation cottage rented to family by weird old people was filled with mirrors they couldn't touch, and it sapped their youth and made the old people young again

[@creeperizak8971]

This stream is one of my favorites.

[@damianmartinez4060]

Waiting for forcing your subs to make a knock-off mushroom kingdom

[@diggydiggyhole-fan]

Idea: His subs make a house flipper house in minecraft that they think he would filp if he was just moving in.

[@annakeenan7881]

in the game, I saw a mona lisa painting hiding in the basement lmao

[@thisisasupersayin376]

5:51 who's laughing in the background? Who have you kidnapped, RT?

[@Ningy909]

I'd let RT flip my house and prep a brand new apartment for me to live in

[@danydady6851]

0:33 "we'll make your house a home" is the slogan of T&D Furniture

[@shakespearenuketh3233]

"I know what you're wondering... What's in the canister?"

[@roofus9159]

Honey, you're gonna love this home

[@SirWonkotheSane]

Nothing classier than a mirrored ceiling in the bedroom and/or bathroom.

[@iamnotanorange6020]

I need to hire this man.

[@marchi3955]

whenever I stumble upon RT designing houses, it gives me anxiety... probably because I work as a designer

[@theo5020]

tbh i would watch anything this man posts

[@stefanm.734]

4:00 I mean, you have no one but yourself to blame for this. By destroying every wall, you made the house one big living room, and since you have to paint the living room to finish the job...

[@Safiyahalishah]

RT, your channel should become the new David Cage game. Hours upon hours of house chores and daily maintenance. With no dialogue.