Let's Powerwash Your Really Bad Dad

[@RTGame]

Am I a good father

[@bobmcgod5214]

Of course.

[@creativenametxt2960]

Yes

[@teathesilkwing7616]

No

[@santiagomiranda7888]

Maybe

[@teathesilkwing7616]

If you give me $10 I’ll say yes

[@ARVash]

"This is how I relax" *entire audience vomiting uncontrollably due to motion sickness*

[@carpydiem]

Good thing he's got a pressure washer

[@satiatedpanda]

@T teg Egg a vomitorium is another word for an entryway

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

@@satiatedpanda I'm pretty sure it was a roman thing where people would go and eat until they were sick?

[@KingNedya]

Good thing I'm immune to motion sickness.

[@lancebrown998]

@@SwizzleDrizzl no that’s a commen misconception

[@kramenisfalling]

"The bone would reveal itself" is probably the mildest way I've ever heard someone describe a horrific injury

[@TheHighDerple]

'hello, world!' the bone said aloud as it burst out of timmy's arm, leaving a gaping hole where skin and flesh should have been.

[@deontaeavila3514]

​@@TheHighDerplearousing.

[@matthewboire6843]

It works though, as a description that is.

[@matthewboire6843]

@@deontaeavila3514wait what?!

[@joshuamoran1773]

It reminds me of my metal shop teacher describing the danger of a grinder as "Have you seen the saw movies? It'll look like that"

[@ieatbananaskins7926]

I like how when asked to write Fuck on the fence Dan was like "I'm not THAT immature" While Kevin did it without even being asked

[@davisbowe8668]

Yeah I was even thinking that was an obvious dig at Kevin lol.

[@crackedemerald4930]

The duality of man

[@thesemipro822]

It wasn't that he's too mature. Its just that writing fuck is too unoriginal!

[@Cameron115]

Dan: Oh I'm sure no one's done that before. *Meanwhile* *Kevin looking at his "Fuck" written on the fence:* I love it :')

[@Pundae]

pretty sure he saw the video lol

[@noxtide7043]

I wish this game had accurate powerwashing. Imagine RT going to clean the shed and just blasts a hole through it

[@Sangheili67]

I forgot this game didn't have damage in it. Fully expected him to blast the paint of the car at the start.

[@keepyourshoesathedoor]

@@Sangheili67 me too

[@jjd3hner544]

Hard mode

[@LettuceGayming]

Hit the cat

[@JubioHDX]

i thought the car window was about to explode soon as he started washing it point blank lmaoo

[@ShortHax]

Only if my dad would come back from getting milk to see how much I’ve improved without the sleeves rolling down while washing something

[@ilblpceirh9274]

But you know your shirts gonna still get wet.

[@Poppipower]

Why do I see you everywhere now

[@insaincaldo]

When did it stop being smokes, why are even the imaginary terrible dads tamer then they used to be.?

[@wildfire9280]

@@insaincaldo i don’t remember smokes

[@clowntown3]

@@insaincaldo I thought it was always both

[@verdatum]

"It's not our house, dad!" I am in literal tears.

[@RiderLeangle2]

I just wanted to joke that we were locked out and couldn't go get the band-aid from the kitchen, the fact he took it that we were robbing them was better than I could have ever hoped for out of that comment

[@sagapulastation1711]

This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!

[@RetroRadianceLight]

@@sagapulastation1711 many good days go by

[@pichuperez9037]

_"the cops are still in the chat!"_

[@uncivilsum]

can't believe Dan cosplays as 56 year old irresponsible father

[@regularbloke2117]

Wait, Dan ISNT a 56 year old man?

[@jacobkeddie698]

It wasn't cosplay

[@TeaTime574]

he ligit reminds me of my dad, but he actually has a job lol

[@Jr837_]

@@TeaTime574 Daniel or your dad?

[@TeaTime574]

@@Jr837_ Daniel

[@silvertube11]

Please no more cold Frosties, dad, we’re already too deep in debt

[@sirBrouwer]

that is your problem son. Now get me a new frosty now. We can always use your collage fund. you won't be needing them for now.

[@silvertube11]

@@sirBrouwer But Dad-

[@sirBrouwer]

@@silvertube11 do you want the belt?

[@silvertube11]

@@sirBrouwer Dad no- I’ll get it- I’m sorry

[@TylertheCC1010fan]

@@sirBrouwer Hey there neighbor, how's the power washin' goin'?

[@Tustin2121]

So, I’m guessing from context, in Ireland, a “cold frosty” does not mean the vanilla ice cream dessert served at Wendy’s...

[@kitsu1379]

They actually brought that up in the full stream. Cold frosty is apparently old Irish slang for a cold beer.

[@PriffyViole]

I mean, you could put one IN a Wendy's Frosty...

[@vivalaglavii6736]

@@kitsu1379 I thought it was just slang everywhere, and I've never even been to Ireland. Just goes to show I guess

[@thedotintheletteri]

@@vivalaglavii6736 I’ve never heard it before but I could kinda gather from context that he probably meant a cold beer…

[@missingindy]

It probably means beer

[@froggyfriend2744]

I love that the lore of this game is just there's an active volcano nearby and everyone is probably gonna die in a few months. Especially when you take into account that all of that ash you've been cleaning up is gonna get into the water supply.

[@dougdimmadome2968]

Is that the actual lore of this game or are you making shit up

[@starsandgalaxies1526]

@@dougdimmadome2968 yeah, thats the actual lore to the game

[@letsreadtextbook1687]

@@dougdimmadome2968 it's from MatPat's theory

[@tadferd4340]

@@letsreadtextbook1687 Probably full of shit then.

[@mollyOS420]

There's something about bigfoot, the mayor's cat, a weird haunted house, and strange graffiti. Dunno much about it, though, haven't played the game either.

[@grfrjiglstan]

You know, they called him the Squirt King back in college.

[@StickMaster500]

*Wait no*

[@nibbles6675]

@@StickMaster500 oh hey, It’s that guy who appears in every comment section ever

[@souppoggers]

this is the worst comment i've ever laid my eyes upon

[@meking1808]

nO-

[@holycheburek6298]

I have a feeling this is gonna be one of the top comments

[@OneFinalAutumn]

This game tests your skill as an entertainer. If you can keep the chat active and happy you're good at your job.

[@edoardoluppi6455]

no joke, I've laughed at this video more than any other one, at lest recently

[@alexsiemers7898]

Or a sanity test if you watched Mark’s videos

[@bengal4047]

*the Paint stream would like to know your location*

[@JustinKoenigSilica]

Ergo it's a shit game in and of itself and only serves as youtuber /twitch streamer - bait.

[@sagapulastation1711]

@@JustinKoenigSilica and what about it? As long as it's fun to watch someone play it then it does its job

[@meking1808]

This game is so deep. The lore is incredible and the characters are so fleshed out

[@prismbladez4982]

Wheres matpat when you need him?

[@strawberrymilkshake5449]

@@prismbladez4982 he actually has a video on this game lol

[@word69420]

it’s bwaap’s cousin

[@epicgamer1910]

@T teg Egg yes he does. the lore is simply riveting

[@SmoothTurtle840]

@@strawberrymilkshake5449 Damn, he really listened to Markiplier, huh?

[@Nitrinoxus]

"How complicated can it _be?"_ The five words that most exemplify 'Dad', tied only with "I _know_ where I'm _going!"_

[@syrupsandwichhhh]

Viewers: slap Dan’s inconsistent power wash hose movements “This baby can fit so much *unsatisfaction* in it”

[@EF-kk3vh]

😔

[@penndogg7369]

"H-here's your c-cold frosty dad..." *Quiet sobbing in the background* "YOU SHUT YOUR TRAP BOY, get me another cold frosty, I'm running dry, hello officer, sorry about my son he's a lil rascal"

[@ICTON123]

“But dad, y-you just finished it a se-“ “I SAID I NEED ANOTHER BOY, WHEN I SAY ANOTHER I MEAN ANOTHER. He’s still dull in the head officer, I’ve been homeschooling him you though, I don’t trust schools.”

[@StickMaster500]

Who needs to Powerwash IRL when you can do it within a videogame as chat screams at you to wash it correctly

[@captainkiok881]

My man is making a comeback to the rise of someguywithoutamustache

[@fachri7c467]

Are u gud?

[@ICTON123]

StickMaster500 has been located

[@MartinPurathur]

@@ICTON123 All available units converge on location

[@dirtiestdan123]

"The dinosaurs were wiped out like a millennium ago" happened a little bit longer ago there Dan

[@spritepepsiplushes8353]

At least 5 years ago

[@sleepyciderr7987]

@@spritepepsiplushes8353 Ehh... I'd say at least 6 years ago.

[@anko_dtm]

@@sleepyciderr7987 maybe 6 years and a few months

[@Picobits]

"The people who just tuned into the stream must be so confused right now" As someone who has been watching this entire video I for one am so confused right now

[@Doubletrouble192]

Did I really just sit here for 20 minutes, listening to father-son roleplay

[@mornananchy495]

Yes

[@dankcatsmemes9219]

Yes We all did?

[@thedotintheletteri]

It was a very informative experience for me as the daughter of lesbian mothers lmao

[@gblikestosew]

Very therapeutic after losing my dad lol

[@piercedsiren]

When that's the closest thing to a father you can have

[@neonbunnies9596]

3:56 Bringing a lawn mower to the botanical gardens has the same energy as bringing a shopping cart to a zoo

[@Saver310]

dave

[@m.douglas8492]

@@Saver310 dave

[@iliveinapuddle986]

​@Thom the cat no. 4 Dave

[@matthewboire6843]

Yea it does

[@matthewboire6843]

@@iliveinapuddle986dave

[@dazcarrr]

rt having a mental breakdown upon the realisation that yu gi oh isn't popular any more was hilarious

[@emccarthy2303]

Saw this right when that part played lmao

[@HazeEmry]

Now that Master Duel is out, it's getting a bit more popular again. At least returning players are having fun with it

[@First-to-last]

Timestamp?

[@animaginarycolor]

@@First-to-last 6 months late but he starts talking about Yu-Gi-Oh around 18:06

[@First-to-last]

@@animaginarycolor thanks

[@jacobwheeler1348]

"Oh, yeah, let me just write the F word on the wall. Sure no one's done that before" Kevin: *heavy breathing*

[@nigoulenoblehiboux9812]

I'm only 18 and RT managed to make me feel old when speaking of the shows he was watching as a kid

[@ClassifiedGamez]

16 and same

[@hosanaandykurniawan3805]

Oh my god same

[@notjimpickens7928]

You think that's bad? He spoiled the bible, Jesus dies at the end apparently

[@TheHutchy01]

Fuckin' psychic damage.

[@neonbunnies9596]

0:54 This is why RT doesn't have kids, RT would accidentally kill all of them with a power washer

[@sirBrouwer]

yes accidentally. but before that they all got life insurance.

[@teathesilkwing7616]

No, one of them would be on purpose, the rest would be accidents

[@ellie-if5vj]

He has no kids because he killed em with the washer

[@baronsionis6855]

Dad no you've had 10 cold frosties you're tearing apart the family with your drinking addiction! Also say hi to the ice cream van driver for us at 7pm.

[@NorthSmile8089]

By the end of the stream, he’s probably had at least 50. He asked for one about every 5 minutes. And he never got us McDonald’s Pizza Hut isn’t good enough, we were demanding McDonald’s for a long time in chat

[@baronsionis6855]

@@NorthSmile8089 Oh I remember that, fun stream it was, gotta spend quality time with dad more often.

[@SoloRox]

where i am, frosties are a cerial and that makes it so much better

[@PixelRockett]

Now I want someone to actually count it all lol

[@neonbunnies9596]

14:08 The real nursery rhyme is "I hate you, you hate me, let's team up and kill Barney, with a baseball bat and a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur"

[@cianbarry9207]

The version I learned was I hate you you hate me lets all go kill Barney with a baseball bat and a a 4x4 no more purple dinosaur. Slightly different but still

[@cars3official]

I learned "I hate you, You hate me, let's team up to kill Barney! With a fork and a knife and a gun to the head, sorry kids but Barney's dead!"

[@purplekyle0323]

The one I learned was: "I hate you, you hate me Let's go out and kill Barney With a shotgun, bang bang, Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur"

[@RedLordOfAlagadda]

I swear I saw this exact comment chain on a Reddit thread like a week ago.

[@cars3official]

@@RedLordOfAlagadda that's pretty epic

[@thedarkgenious7967]

holy shit I wasn't expecting him to really go full dad with all the old show references. I feel old as fuck because I watched all those.

[@nunyabisness7055]

When RT said "Frosty" I was convinced he was asking for Frosties, what Canucks call Ice Pops. I was incredibly confused when chat began talking about Alcohol

[@PriffyViole]

American here, my first thought was the ice cream drink they serve at Wendy's. Which I guess is closer, maybe.

[@theoneandonlyarsonistofarland]

Dad: “Bring me a cold frosty!” Child: *summons Frosty the snowman*

[@poedameron8057]

I thought he meant Wendy’s frosty, like the milkshake-like thing.

[@cowsharkdefin6376]

@@poedameron8057 In the full stream he addresses that and apparently there are no Wendy's in Ireland. So if he ever visits the US his host has to get him a cold Frosty.

[@hedgehog3180]

@@cowsharkdefin6376 I don't think Wendy's exists anywhere outside of North America. In most other countries it's just McDonalds and Burger King.

[@SoloRox]

@@hedgehog3180 kfc?

[@Tustin2121]

Poe Dameron805 - I thought the same thing, right up until he started mentioning a stack of cans in the yard.

[@hymio1646]

RT being genuinely upset about Yu-gi-oh was simultaneously hilarious and kinda sad

[@lilac659]

Wait until he finds out that VR yugioh actually exists

[@NyanNegotiable]

Daniel has finally confirmed himself as Irish dad

[@blarg2429]

Broke: Irish Lads Woke: Irish Dads

[@charondusk5608]

Dan: *Talking about how terrifying kid's cartoon shows characters would be to encounter at night* Me; *Having flashbacks to Mr Noseybonk* Not just at night, RT. Not just at night....

[@sdrxke]

This stream was amazing, we just roleplayed RT being an abusive dad addicted to power washing

[@maks-fo3eu]

when i was 8, my dad gave me a power washer to "try". 10 seconds later i blasted a patch of skin off of my foot. great times

[@kity1081]

its cleanin' time, rumbly tumblies

[@priyanshugoel3030]

I would like to believe this is the same audience that watched paint dry and the bath stream but unsatisfying powerwashing was too much for them in a game.

[@willoween-witch]

markilplier: long soothing bits of music and power washing daniel: get me another cold frosty would ya

[@Zoroark_Master]

"This game as a plot?!?" Wait till he get to the part with the cat inside an active volcano (and no, I’m not making that up)

[@Forg_idk]

Dad you need to stop drinking the cold frosties, you’re always drunk and it’s making me want to move in with mom again.

[@cegie]

You'd have to switch school and loose all your current friends. You wouldn't want that, right? Now shut your trap and fetch your old man another cold frosty. All this role modeling is making my throat run a bit dry

[@Forg_idk]

@@cegie yes sir…

[@thecour8379]

@@cegie th-th-this is why mom left......(sniff)

[@taintedazazel7238]

When Markiplier played it, he was guessing if that game has lore and dared matpat to make a video for it, and he did

[@ad_placement3610]

The stream was to satisfying for me, as I love people complaining about something not being satisfying.

[@cowsharkdefin6376]

I love when he torments chat. At this point their backseat driving has to be on purpose to trigger him.

[@medrash8862]

Well that is unsatisfying

[@peaceandraven119]

I love that so many kids came up with different mean songs about Barney, I love that it was apparently a universal thing.

[@Markel_A]

I honestly find this more satisfying to watch than people playing the game "properly" and doing everything really slowly. RT is actually power washing stuff at a decent pace like I would if I were playing the game, it's refreshing to see. Man, writing this comment made me thirsty, hey kiddo can you grab me a cold frosty?

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

"Snobby power washer" is the joke I didn't know I needed but it's amazing

[@TheDonrahkin]

This is the 6th KZbinr I've watched now playing this game....

[@justaintrovert4395]

RT proves he can make anything Chaos. Even power washing and I love it

[@sunsetskye483]

He’s the definition of chaotic neutral and we love him for it

[@neonbunnies9596]

0:54 This raises the question if a person could kill another person with a power washer. If so, we might have a new weapon for warfare

[@gavind351]

Pretty sure it is It *is* called a POWER washer after all

[@alexsiemers7898]

You’d probably have to put skin ON the nozzle to get through the skin, and even then you’d have to do it towards vital organs to kill someone

[@slithra227]

They already use power washers as anti protest measures in the US actually, it's given people head trauma. You get bruised to shit

[@nerdywolverine8640]

Two words: riot hoses

[@yoshi-ck7hc]

my brother actually worked for a company that cleaned machines used for open-pit mining. the washers they used were so powerful that someone on his crew nearly got decapitated from one of them-so it’s safe to say that they do exist 😳

[@andreteapot5758]

Drinking game: take a sip of your Frosty every time RT says “Dad’s running a little dry”

[@dgamer5075]

So alcohol poisoning?

[@Lance-we2ud]

Did this with rum Fuckin heal my brains hurtin

[@ayaanmohammad6645]

14:25 I'm gonna be honest... our school had a pretty similar version. I don't remember the whole thing, but it started with the first few alphabet letters. Then something about a mob and several methods of killing Barney, all of which cause excruciating pain. Why did I like that?

[@vestal3430]

A lone streamer makes a dad role-play all by himself

[@mekacrab]

I litterally thought about how cool it would be to have a VR YuGiOh game yesterday and now you talk about it as well ? wtf dan

[@SoloRox]

basically just vr uno

[@samtheknight]

*cough* there is yu-gi-oh VR *cough* (Check our youtuber - Sumatto)

[@chrisluvspokemon3979]

Drift Daddy needs to powerwash to impress his Drift Daughter and Son

[@downwordspiralofpiss]

Never utter the words "Drift Daddy" to me ever again

[@Nitrinoxus]

Dan: arguing with chat about how classic shows and movies nobody watches anymore are still popular Me: feeling progressively older as Dan names shows and movies I grew up watching

[@yotamassaf6301]

In the hebrew vertion of barney the dinosaur the song goes like this: "Barney is from a dinosaur in our imagination, when he is big then he can touch us all" Who approved this?!

[@keepyourshoesathedoor]

What the heck???😳

[@mr.platypus280]

barney is a mass hallucination from our childhoods

[@junegeeitisahardgfulmer7911]

I hope you are doing all right now.

[@TheEngieTF2]

"Why watch your actual dad power wash when you can watch me!" *I would rather watch RTGame delivering milk*

[@priyanshugoel3030]

But what if he.....

[@tacticalyugo5357]

engineer gaming

[@saphirax8965]

kinky

[@ButchBirdie]

That "letter to the teacher" bit is so real we had a mom write to our daycare because the kids were playing mafia and she didn't like that the losers "died". It about caused a riot when we banned the game and then we had emails like "MYYY CHILD WAS BORED *ALL DAY* BECAUSE YOU *FUCKING BASTARDS* DIDN'T LET HIM PLAY HIS FAVORITE GAME" you can't fuckin win against parents

[@DontHaveToTakeMyWord]

7:33 "Aren't you supposed to start from the top in real life?" This line is funnier in retrospect after the IRL powerwash stream

[@birdi3e]

Read this as “Lets Powerwash Your Dad” & I almost burst out laughing in the middle of my lecture edit: Okay now it’s literally titled that lmao

[@blarg2429]

What was the title before?

[@ApexBrachydios]

@@blarg2429 Let's Powerwash with Your Dad

[@lorenzobalingit2368]

"The dinosaurs got exterminated by a meteor a millennia ago." Me: Huh, I wonder who caused the meteor, Rt.

[@priestoffern1608]

Hey RT, I doubt you'll read this but your streams have really helped me. My brother recently got arrested for possession of drugs and my family is going through a really hard time. Even through all that, your streams never fail to make me laugh. Thanks RT

[@junegeeitisahardgfulmer7911]

I hope you are doing well.

[@m4yr4i]

Good luck dude, hope you're doing better now.

[@supersonicwarrior55]

When he started listing off the shows, getting progressively older I realized that I, too, am old, because i've watched them all at one point in my childhood. I can still friggin' remember Hey Arnold, Doug and the Angry beavers. I feel so old.

[@iamawhale5178]

The part where he said that all the dinosaurs died just make me remember about the song we used to sing about barney choking on food and dying.

[@lavender3609]

14:24 LMAO, I remember that one. Hardly anything about Barney had stuck in my head since childhood, but in elementary, that parody was all the rage, so that's all I remember of it.

[@BattleUnit3]

old man suffers from midlife crisis as he realizes all his childhood cartoons are all not popular anymore

[@DarkSalamander0]

Me after watching mark play all of this: Ah what the hell lets watch this game again

[@_____________a_a]

Ah yes, I remember being threatened by the Twitch stream title.

[@dewybmt]

1:20 I'm not going to lie, I sincerely thought he was going to say "Von Karma, No!"

[@chrysanthosvice4867]

Funniest part was the genuine distress that the yugioh anime isn't a saturday morning cartoon anymore, but i feel like i have to tell you that there is, in fact, a whole entire Yugioh part dedicated to VR called Yu-Gi-Oh! VRAINS.

[@flavorgamer2926]

You watch Markiplier for satisfying relaxation You watch RT for chaos and a very *ahem* "unique" perspective on parenting

[@rio6653]

17:15 this reminds me of the time my friend hurt her leg while we were skateboarding n couldn’t walk but instead of going straight to the hospital we stopped at dominos for some pizza lol

[@ninjaamber]

*Time to get our Irish Dad a cold frostie from someone's else fridge*

[@demoknighttf2756]

I can confirm that if you even get a little bit of skin hit by a power sprayer, that's a garrenteed trip to the hospital

[@inkundsharko]

There are so many horror games that use childrens show characters for a reason.

[@ByeAbby]

Dan really played this in the most goddamn unsatisfying way I've ever seen

[@mediocolor8159]

What with all the Planet Coaster streams he's done, it doesn't surprise me that RT doesn't know what a shock absorber is

[@dankcatsmemes9219]

A what?

[@mediocolor8159]

@@dankcatsmemes9219 I'm not totally sure what it is myself. I think I'll ask the cashier while I'm getting dad another cold frosty

[@yosvay]

This felt like watching Dan lose his mind for 20 mins, talking to his imaginary child as its father

[@sirrliv]

Talk about children's media that can easily become creepy: Thomas the Tank Engine

[@PriffyViole]

I'll one-up you there: JayJay the Jet Plane.

[@1Thunderfire]

Cocomelon is creepy without trying. Those soulless eyes...

[@shadowsonic4452]

One song I knew as a child was, “Joy to the world, cause Barney’s dead! We barbecued his head!”

[@Immortal_Cultivation]

When he started talking about the cartoons I was so happy. Loved that Dan has such good taste

[@renakunisaki]

"Your entertainment is to watch me work and bring me stuff" RT knows how to dad alright

[@X-SPONGED]

Mark and Matpat : *slow, calculated, methodical movements that truly shows the elegance and beauty of powerwashing* Kevin and RT : *Speedrun music intensifies*

[@wesleymays1931]

"The important thing is not if you're having fun. It's that dad's having fun." Just the way you said that, is great

[@AinuLaire]

3:58 hey that's me! I made the highlights! (I can neither confirm nor deny my brother's connections with the Dublin police department in regards to RT's crime spree)

[@matthewboire6843]

Explain

[@mrutherford1106]

The stream VOD is actually really relaxing to listen to. I use it to fall asleep haha

[@CraftingGummi]

You just get woken up at 3 am to RT screaming “GET YOUR OLD MAN A COLD FROSTY, WILL YA”

[@xXGraylyResurectedXx]

Dan, I would like you to know that at my school, the rude Barney song was: “I hate you, you hate me- Let’s go out and kill Barney! With a big shotgun, and a two-by-four- No more purple dinosaur!”

[@renneth9088]

18:37 if anyone disgraces these shows I will fight them for the honor of my childhood

[@neogold4796]

I think RT takes the cake for the most unsatisfying PowerWash playthrough.

[@djdylan1987]

"I hate you, you hate me. Let's hang up on Barney. With a baseball bat, and a 2x4. No more purple dinosaur."

[@greasyburgerman7527]

when we say we'd watch anything, we mean it

[@EastofAll]

I’m gonna be honest, it took every ounce of willpower I had in my body to not say “I’m sorry daddy”

[@nerdebrief149]

“It looks like an exhibit in a zoo” Don’t punch down, Dan, not everyone has the time to build Noah’s Ark in a zoo

[@WackoMcGoose]

Dan said "cold Frosty" so many times, I wouldn't be surprised if a Wendy's ad would have hypothetically appeared mid-video. _laughs in adblock_

[@creaturetapped]

My school's Barney song was "I hate you, you hate me, let's all go and kill Barney with a baseball bat and a four by four, no more purple dinosour" which was passed down from the oldest kids to the youngest. I hope that's still going actually, it's a nice (if violent) tradition.

[@jsphmcc1]

I read it as "let's powerwash your dad" and now I'm disappointed

[@anko_dtm]

it is in fact 'let's powerwash your dad'

[@thegamingbayskeletor1637]

2:18 Kevin : **nervous sweating**

[@Pundae]

10:14 from this clip I'm gonna assume 'frosty' is slang for alcohol, but ngl I thought he was talking about a chocolate frosty from fucking wendy's this whole time

[@matthewboire6843]

That would be funnier

[@wandering4104]

RT frantically listing my childhood shows that all died just makes me sad. Especially pokemon which has indeed gone through the shitter and its viewcount is a testament to that

[@torylva]

Replacing the lyrics with rude ones is universal. Like here in Sweden a common one is "Light a candle and let it burn, never let hope die!" (Tänd ett ljus och låt det brinna, låt aldrig hoppet försvinna) With "Light a house on fire and let it burn, never let the fire department arrive!" (Tänd ett hus och låt det brinna, låt aldrig brandkåren få hinna)