A Different Kind Of Cringe (Supreme Patty)

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Alright fam today we're gonna cringe. I'm reacting to Instagram comedian Supreme Patty and let me tell you what sis, this right here is the tea.
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[@carolinemurray1899]

Lil nutcracker guy’s voice is way more unsettling than I assumed it would be

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

Humans, am I right? I mean whats with us? Well he had just woken up to be fair

[@aidanpowell9143]

Humans, am I right? I mean whats with us? Were you just looking at the lil nutcracker guy and thinking "I bet he has a normal voice"?

[@Shadow_-]

@@Danny-Gonzalez Are you human Danny?

[@LirazRandome]

@@Danny-Gonzalez 😂

[@skooter__]

@@Danny-Gonzalez What a great role model

[@laurenwall3902]

*never been so emotional about a nutcracker not showing up to you million pity party*

[@anna-bs7ox]

On don’t h just hate it when ur nutcrackers le doesn’t show up to ur million sub party???????!?!?!?!? omg hate it when that happens🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧

[@paxtonnorman3840]

+Jojo Siwa le epic

[@anna-bs7ox]

Paxton Norman le le le le le eke eleemelelelel

[@evaspaans7214]

That is exactly what i was thinking

[@teardrop4697]

Same

[@savannahp5309]

I like how Danny hasn’t changed at all in 2 years, while Kurtis Conner has looked like multiple different people in 2 years

[@emap.3395]

True

[@idiashrouds1fan]

🙀🙀

[@PRAYINGMANTIS.]

kurtis went through alot , poor guy

[@blxciy5877]

@@PRAYINGMANTIS. Like what I barely started watching

[@PRAYINGMANTIS.]

@@blxciy5877 i don't know if you asked what he went through but if that was your question the answer is nothing actually , i was just joking

[@angel_existential]

Finding a Danny Gonzalez video you've never seen before is like finding candy you didn't know you had.

[@nabilahmed7406]

i agree

[@TheNetflixGamer]

Yes this was a wonderful treat

[@Vivi-gf5oh]

Yesss

[@mila-lt3hf]

here we all are, i guess

[@guy2870]

Very tasty

[@jarvis]

honestly vine danny had it coming to him

[@Yonder.]

Jarvis Johnson I just watched your troom troom vid wtf

[@thelastcrispyfries]

He's only damaged

[@anitaahr1691]

Ha COMEDY

[@anitaahr1691]

Sorry

[@ELIZAHAMILTONNN]

I liked vine Danny

[@PennyTovar]

squeeze 1,000,000 lemons in your eyes

[@gigiranee330]

😮😮😮😮😮😮OMG curlypenny I love your content your amazing 😍😍🤠🤠

[@ellekate6343]

oh hey 🅱️enny

[@laniyahodge1868]

CurlyPenny OMG I LOVE YOU ❤️

[@tupperwarecup1673]

Hey I like your videos! 🐱

[@xxfrostd3715]

Is that an insult?

[@Punkini]

I am legit worried for this kid. Hes destroying his eyes and could go blind by doing this

[@atticusbromley9125]

No he couldn’t

[@jerrelllawrence4787]

@@atticusbromley9125 Lemon juice no, Lime juice yes

[@rVnsunshine]

@@jerrelllawrence4787 what’s the difference between lime and lemon in this case? /gen

[@jerrelllawrence4787]

@@rVnsunshine Acids of lime juice damage the eye more than lemons, since the acid causes the eye to produce alkali, which pretty much melts your cornea.

[@skittlessunshine5518]

I'm so tired that I was like Wait what is Danny doing? You meant the guy in the video...😬🙄 I guess that's better then throwing my clothes in the trash and not the hamper the other night. I need some little guy nutcracker sleep asap.

[@arzxna4646]

This is totally his kink. They poured hot sauce in his eyes and all he said was, “Awh yes.” I would’ve been there cussing my ass off.

[@foxwithoutahat]

I’m pretty sure he also said “I like that” after he squirted Lemon juice and lime juice into his eyes. This is definitely a fetish

[@Wubadubadub1967]

@@foxwithoutahat he did

[@EiShatMaiSelf]

Funniest shit ever heard

[@EiShatMaiSelf]

@deathisinevitable I heard it too

[@immabananana]

why is it that any time an influencer has an incredibly weird and oddly specific gimmick it always turns out to be some kind of fetish thing

[@krisdoesart9643]

Danny literally just did his hair different, put on a hoodie and smiled bigger and he looked like 4 years younger

[@shnugglebugs5524]

😂😂

[@Hadahuda]

Kris R-K lmaoooooo so cooooooooool

[@Hadahuda]

Kris R-K LMAO TO YOU

[@Hadahuda]

Carla Simpson ok idc kid

[@shnugglebugs5524]

@@Hadahuda ...what?

[@Danielle-rs6hg]

I like how he's married and sleeps in a bunk bed

[@paperclipstudio5535]

It maybe for there or son or daughter

[@user-jk7vt9in9u]

@@paperclipstudio5535 TEA

[@technicalblossoms7107]

He's married??!

[@alesscomplicatedchannlenam5947]

HE’S MARRIED?

[@rilbrianne]

@@alesscomplicatedchannlenam5947 surprisingly yes lol

[@theLegoLightbulbGuy]

The only reason I was able to pull through this video without having a cringe seizure is the fact that if you think about it, he’s probably wearing contacts that should protect his eyes from... shrivelling up and melting.

[@10MILLIONcreeperplushies]

Ah yes, I love it when my eyes shrivel up and melt 😃

[@sammerriman5444]

As someone who wears contacts, they only make worse anything that enters your eye

[@brookalinithegreat8443]

@@sammerriman5444 there are contacts made to protect your eyes I think? Like for swimming and being able to see underwater there are special contacts

[@LunatheMoonDragon]

There are lots of other people who have done real stunts with stuff in the eyes, like Steve-o. He's put hot sauce in his eyes multiple times, but I don't think he's ever done any permanent damage.

[@cshoorr511]

@@brookalinithegreat8443 I think those would just be goggles

[@iscott3187]

When life give you lemon you squeeze it into life’s eyes -Nichole waterson

[@nithidesikan6458]

Is she from the gumball cartoons

[@muhammadcisse2524]

But if you OWN the lemons....

[@Hydrophobiqe]

@@nithidesikan6458 yes

[@klowntownz3126]

Squeeze it into your own eyes

[@teeth_denier]

It's 'Nicole Watterson'

[@mattcatdoodles]

*I MUST SLEEP, LET ME SLEEP*

[@Scrffy]

I haven't slept in 24 hours 😳

[@mattcatdoodles]

@@Scrffy Get some sleep, my dude

[@Scrffy]

@@mattcatdoodles I try but I can't

[@weebiexox]

That’s bullshit, yeah ya can just turn of your god damn internet and lie in your bed till you’re asleep

[@emilyw2851]

Me in the mornings/ afternoons 😂

[@Jiggerjaw]

"almost 3 million followers on Vine" You did it Danny. You beat past Danny.

[@Hanni.12]

@fierro x chase That is. . .the most amazing profile picture ever. . .

[@birb106]

fierro x chase Omg I love it too

[@OceanicGD]

@Demon-ish ikr

[@hornetisvoider]

@@birb106 what was it?

[@33robbage]

@@hornetisvoider I really want to know

[@nunchakudude]

I love the narrative of the little nutcracker guy having the soul of trapped eldrich horror in it, always needing to conserve its energy, gathering power so that it might someday be free once more. That intro was wild.

[@gumi1098]

Imagine this guy going to the doctor cuz his eyes hurt. Doctor: how did this happen? Supreme patty: I poured beer, lemons, hot sauce, baking powder and eggs in my eyes then jumped off my roof into a pool. Doctor: why?! Supreme patty: Idk

[@camillazonta2336]

The intro is low key very touching

[@hemorrhage]

fr

[@caitlynnatschke1453]

It really is, huh Greg!

[@yeahidostuff2533]

It's pulling my heart strings

[@SpagEddie8113]

Yes, I feel very emotional

[@snoopysnooper4725]

Camilla Zonta...WTF

[@cailuvsgojo]

"Ow, his eye hurts. What a SURPRISE." - Danny Gonzalez

[@cold1182]

First comment lol

[@lynntheomniscient6459]

Second comment lol

[@Jb-zw8ro]

Ily pfp

[@jakefromstatefarm7636]

@Caiah Lee wut even is your profile pic.... I just finished killing stalking and I’m disappointed in u

[@cailuvsgojo]

@@jakefromstatefarm7636 grrr👹 sorry

[@JadeAnnabelArt]

Did like, 5min of research and if this kid keeps up the lemon/hot sauce thing, he's definitely going blind.

[@janehelms9308]

Man that would suck! Anyways

[@ross9944]

deserved, honestly

[@louisecram2616]

I don't understand him, I start violently tearing up when freaking particles get in my eyes, I can't even imagine inflicting such horrors onto oneself

[@fluxusjpg]

$2,000 is NOT enough to get me to quit my job…im gonna have to go look for another job in like two months 💀

[@DarkRubberDucky]

Right? I have had people fired for stealing $400, and I was like... you risked your job for one pay check?

[@literallyafishhook]

aka barely one month where i live rip

[@LaralyeEmlet]

D=don’t look that up A=amazing creative videos N= Number 1 growing family on KZbin N=notification squad Y= KZbin sensation

[@enamelalchemist]

holy fuck it’s perfect

[@sophie3252]

I'm sorry, but who puts cakes in dishwashers?

[@soapthedestroyerofplanetsb3226]

awyea

[@cookie7071]

Cool!

[@johnhays2377]

I just became truly Greg. Feels gr8!😎

[@beastinsidegaming3656]

*G* - strongest *R* - army *E* - on the *G* - internet

[@oneflamingpotato7965]

- don’t look that up

[@equanimoux1077]

- please

[@yourlocalgeomom3411]

- why?

[@elj955]

- because

[@birb106]

- help

[@cdw_lifts]

This was back on the day when driving around giving people Corona meant something completely different.

[@ryderpark]

I really liked how he referred to them as “Roners” so it would rhyme with “boner”. Peak comedy

[@Danger11007]

“I have 3 million followers on vine” Well modern Danny has more than 4 million, get good scrub

[@atticusbromley9125]

DID YOU WATCH THE VIDIO HE HAS 1 MIL?!?!!!!??!?😡🤬😤👿😠

[@Danger11007]

@@atticusbromley9125 bro chill

[@atticusbromley9125]

NO

[@Danger11007]

@@atticusbromley9125 you trolling?

[@atticusbromley9125]

No u r

[@beeblejuicee]

*it's a great day to put some uh acid in my eyes*

[@yesplease8221]

I guess it's a good day to CoMmIt Go BlInD

[@sillygoober89]

It's a great day to bath in lemon juice

[@tidalhydra6986]

Lets together bath

[@t.squared]

Police Police.Ok Police 👮

[@AshTheInventor]

*P O L I C E*

[@meispotato7957]

P A L I C E ! ! ! !

[@Peepsters...]

*PALOCE*

[@ronanmatheson2449]

Tennis ball yeet 52 report copier copier 👮 👮 👮 🚓

[@colfeazy6983]

Police Police. Ok Police 👮

[@christalcavanaugh]

When the 2 Dannys looked at each other I expected them to say “wanna make a video?” Like he does with that Drew character

[@_its_lunar_]

Why did we all collectively forget this video existed then all get recommended it in the last 24 hours?

[@Risingbaning]

I didn’t even know this existed

[@Megan-ef1ml]

Literally bonkers

[@praharshithan7267]

why is danny like... pretty?

[@seemsfishy23]

Praharshitha N very!

[@deansangelblade685]

he's so pretty it makes me mad :(

[@anthonycolon9012]

Right

[@nataliahall236]

good question

[@isaiahpeace6716]

Well...... he did say all Greg's are Immortal in one of his vids.

[@soren9810]

Damn I can't even handle eyedrops

[@miley8675]

i cant even handle water ;w;

[@cardiacarrest4460]

@@miley8675 I got my eyes dialated and they felt weird

[@miley8675]

@@cardiacarrest4460 when i first got my glasses i had to get my eyes dialated and i literally was like squirming around in the chair lmao

[@ShailarChina]

I can’t handle anything-

[@ShailarChina]

Consume short I’m a very positive person I swear

[@bubbakushingtonIII]

That damn nutcracker has developed a drug habit because who acts like that in the morning.

[@VintageToilet]

LMAO why this so funny 😭

[@swella60]

Patty: pours hot sauce in his eyes Danny: *train noise*

[@juliamasse9334]

Little Nutcracker Guy is an ICON and we need merch with him on it immediately

[@melissahuerta7362]

Yasssss

[@avery3994]

Julia Kathleen yessssss

[@cameronlau]

Is was thinking the same thing

[@cameronlau]

melissa xoxo and also that’s the old kind of cringe

[@tannenottup5036]

I would legit buy that and wear it to rehearsals for the nutcracker. Like the actual ballet. Not even kidding.

[@camcam5262]

“So what do you do for a living?” oh you know I squirt lemons in my eyes

[@savannah.thornton]

Oh same! I do it all the time. It's super fun. "Are your eyes okay...?" Oh yeah! **Runs into wall** "YOU OKAY?" Oh did I mention I've become blind?

[@willo4719]

When Danny said “a lemon water” i was just about to put down my lemon water after i took a sip an I hust eyed it like 🍋👀🤨

[@panicoutbytheromancepilotb513]

He just needs to remove his eyes. They're probably useless at this point.

[@charmeccho]

He's that one kid at primary who eats grass so people think he's cool

[@myusername1385]

I was friends with that kid, he was crazy

[@gachasoapy7447]

Why was I that kid.....

[@myusername1385]

Trammieandara 1 you are amazing

[@PuddlesTheMolten]

I ate grass once and it wasn't bad.

[@yesididstopsayingididntspe4926]

I have vivd flashbacks of when I would pretend to be a cow and eat grass to look funny in 3rd grade, I wish I has a brain back then and I wish I had one now

[@mustl0veshoes]

this kid's going to go blind. oh well.

[@thatgoldenguy3272]

I can’t wait...

[@ww-wi9ke]

U r THI CC

[@qwerbts5350]

Meg Cat we will have a dance party without him when it happens

[@amethystbloodwolf6896]

Oof

[@ww-wi9ke]

O0O0F

[@smallgreenlimabean]

danny, normally i'm not serious on your videos but i genuinely teared up at the beginning. i've been with you for a while and i'm rewatching your older videos. i'm so proud of how far you've come, and i'm so proud to be a greg. #gregsunite #gregswillruletheworld

[@superladdercat1642]

Everyone talking about bo burnham changing the aspect ratio in white womans Instagram but danny was ahead of the curb

[@fuzyclaw1235]

Plot twist: he’s blind and his eyes are glass

[@auralius768]

oh no OH NO OHH NOOOO!!!!

[@pranavram8562]

Plot twist - He's wearing contacts

[@auralius768]

Plot twist - he has no friends but the lemons.

[@auralius768]

Plot twist: he's a lem0n.

[@auralius768]

Plot twist: It was made of Lem0ns

[@SaltyEggs-vq7ir]

did anyone notice the Nutcracker in the background edit: I hope Danny does a collab with Leon lush

[@juliamidd3]

he's still sleeping tho lol

[@poppy3879]

Yes

[@Syc_Fukk11]

SHHHHHH He's sleeping!

[@autumnivy9911]

Literally after you said this I saw em

[@SaltyEggs-vq7ir]

@Spencer Williams are you being sarcastic

[@youraveragekindofperson6129]

meanwhile i cant even open my eyes underwater

[@hi-sy9dp]

vine Danny: WELL IVE GOT 3 MILLION FOLLOWERS now Danny: **laughs in almost 5 million**

[@eggfriedrice2002]

*supreme patty sounds like something you would buy at the krusty crab*

[@greeneyedgurl420]

Azealia Murphy omg yas

[@yikes753]

krab

[@thiccnuggettt6535]

Lmao

[@eggfriedrice2002]

jasmine chesney oof

[@ddwoon]

Oof

[@mikecorr2163]

Supreme patty is a “weird flex but okay” kinda person

[@Al-nt9st]

-True

[@zianabrown3076]

yea he's the one that is the weird flex but okay hahah.

[@ivy_breeze688]

I feel like its more of a "weird flex but definitely not okay"

[@whoisjessica4237]

True

[@kamronmyles150]

Mike Corr rather odd flex but ok my good sir

[@andyhighroller8217]

1:07 subtitles: _”Yes! Yes! I did it!”_ _(light cheering and _*_Drew Gooden_*_ saying “way to go” in background)_

[@aressacunha841]

At this point, he's already blind

[@atticusbromley9125]

No he’s not

[@Nitrolord]

@@atticusbromley9125 r/wooosh

[@oldsport9279]

You’re two months too late

[@Nitrolord]

@@oldsport9279 a woosh is good for any occasion

[@oldsport9279]

You’re 3 hours late

[@emobeefyfivelayerburrito]

He.... fake robbed a convenience store at gunpoint...... did he not get in trouble for that??? I need to know more wtf??

[@elsheikhks0398]

Sailor Mars most likely he paid a fee for it or somthing

[@vixxybum_4580]

White privilege my boi

[@maltesefalcon1356]

He definitely asked them if he could do it beforehand

[@arry9745]

"I've never seen a video that was so charitable but yet...flexed on me so hard" *Mr.Beast has entered the chat*

[@SunsetPro.]

You need more likes and that's a fact

[@ddevwamp]

I was thinking the same thing-

[@Broccolie]

“Mr BEAST used: donate a million dollars worth of food to a homeless shelter! It’s super effective!”

[@jacksonwils1238]

Who else like me likes writing £3,500,000 in different fonts

[@EiShatMaiSelf]

So true

[@princessketamine0]

first i get a kurtis video that i've never seen recommended to me, and now a danny video? i've gone through every video on both of their channels and i've never known these existed. so confused 😭

[@CatSurfer]

Same

[@anags]

I was looking for this comment

[@justapen9316]

omg yes I was about to comment about this

[@lysakennedy3240]

The fact i know exactly which kurtis video you're talking about lmao

[@CantBelieveItsJustButter]

I can’t even get eye drops in without flinching 10 times

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

Eye drops feel soooo good though... I might have a problem.

[@heavenonearth3316]

@@ErinLastNameRedacted yes you might

[@trucevideos]

y'all know the part of the eye doctor appointment where they do the poof of air into your eye to test the pressure or whatever? last time I had to do that like seven times bc I kept flinching 😭

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

@@ErinLastNameRedacted as someone who counts as what people would call "a masochist", even I feel uncomfy putting on eye drops, that is beyond masochism to enjoy it man

[@awitngibon]

i can't even get contacts on at all because i flinch so much

[@hollyannxo7656]

On this episode of my strange addictions...

[@12312dudj]

You watch lazerbeam!!

[@mackiewolfe3016]

Am I the only one besides@@12312dudj that likes lazerbeam

[@12312dudj]

@@mackiewolfe3016 probably!

[@juliagregory3319]

And JERRY

[@cykeeto3346]

Mackie Wolfe what’s wrong with lazerbeam? He’s awesome.

[@WowwieZowwie]

“WHAT?!!” “I MUST SLEEP. LET ME SLEEP!!” 😭😭

[@fnafplushyvideos.exereborn753]

When life gives you lemons *squirt the juice in your eyes and get famous?*

[@hannahmacey]

*casually takes cake out of dishwasher*

[@illybeee]

simgal I was gonna say is no one going to acknowledge that 😂😂😂 That’s our danny!

[@fieldofdandelions1508]

"Today's a great day to squirt acid into my eyes" *STOP IT N O*

[@margaretlambert3173]

i have a basketball game tomorrow I love your profile pic and your name Like love basketball and sqearmet cearmet cermet cement I mean Kermit

[@paneraismyhome2818]

i have a basketball game tomorrow well I’m point guard so

[@thegreenbabypodcast5306]

People: 2020 is almost over! I hope 2021 is better! 2021: 2:55

[@captaincrazycreative]

I JUST saw a post on r/DannyGonzolez about how they dont remember this video. This video i dont recognize shows up in my reccomended, and then i scroll down to see people talking about how they've never seen this video. Illuminati confirmed.

[@noelia7546]

*LETS TOGETHER WATCH DIS VID*

[@djkeemstar1425]

Noelia im sad I understand this

[@thesecretmetalfan6741]

Noelia No. *LETS TOGETHER SLIDE*

[@noahandemma5550]

no let's together BOUNCE!

[@angelcake70]

galaxy girl lets together bath(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@jennysong5739]

Angelcake70 :o

[@meganm4818]

Damn never knew nutcracker guy had an *attitude*

[@st4rphuck3r]

please explain your name to me

[@usernh768]

maria 😂😂

[@onehappinesshappy9513]

Sammeee Maria. Explain that name....😂

[@ren1245]

maria *whispers while crunching on that honeycomb stuff* gucci gang gucci gang

[@SamiaEl973]

@@ren1245 😂😂😂😂😂

[@PatrickWalshTipperary]

no one: Danny: WHERES MY NUTCRACKER

[@generaldisarray28]

I love old yt videos where the person mentions their current subscriber count and you can see how much their channel has grown, Danny being excited abt 1 mil when he how has over 6 mil

[@camilyaguiar1330]

you know the video is gonna be good when it starts with a skit of a grown man waking up on a bunk bed acting like a child

[@rd2player799]

Who else can see nutcracker in the background SLEEPING

[@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888]

RD2 Player me

[@bluefizzy56]

Not until you pointed it out lol

[@potatochip9255]

He's S L E E P I N

[@tempatchtheveryweird3665]

everyone

[@cgirlgonemad]

Me

[@okaykh-o5316]

Lil nutcracker: GO GO GO GO GO GO Me: such a cute little man. 🥺❤️

[@gregrothschilds8453]

I don’t know why, but I just find it funny that both Danny and Drew have the same initials, make the same type of content, both make skits at the beginning of their vids, AND both have blonde girlfriends, AND are ex viners, AND post around the same time, and probably more I’m missing.

[@MadisonM1]

Greg Rothschilds me tooooo

[@nataliahall236]

Greg Rothschilds conspiracy: theyre the same person

[@torifeliciano]

and they’re both ex viners

[@LyNguyen-od5on]

Aren’t they both married?

[@shoujokadyan5502]

Both are married

[@pineapplemiamsp9605]

"There's nothing better than permanently damaging your eyes for clout on a daily basis" ~ Danny

[@txqea9817]

wise words

[@gonnorhea8274]

Pineapple Mia Msp an adage to live by

[@icu3869]

1:11 WATCHING WITH SUBTITLES :”yes yes! I did it! (Light Cheering with Drew Gooden saying “way to go” in the background) ….what!?!Who writes these?it says “auto- generated!”

[@mossycrown]

Danny edits them

[@imakerbadcontentrbad8664]

Congratulations on finally hitting 1 million, man.

[@mashacoleiro4447]

ur 4 years late😩

[@thatbitch9224]

How the hell can this dude put lemon in his eye.. 😐 Every time I get a bit of water in my eye from the shower, I have a panic attack.

[@greeneyedgurl420]

New Phone Who Dis? Same

[@ddwoon]

You don't even have to put the water in my eye and I'll panic.

[@doctornobody611]

i got mountain dew in my eye ball once

[@grayparkey598]

and I cannot change you

[@mnight9098]

Right? Especially when I accidentally get shampoo in my eyes. OOWWW

[@emilyjayde3772]

I can’t even put eyedrops in my eyes

[@duckyduckyducky209]

Same 😂😂😂

[@kyrahmosley3262]

OMG I PUT THE SAME THING BEFORE I SAE YOUR COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jennifer_moss]

Saaaaaaame

[@lilcutiebabe2728]

Omg that’s fucking meeee 😂👏🏻

[@traceeeg1238]

Same😉

[@supernerd8187]

Danny is one of those rare youtubers who you like the video before you watch because you know its gonna be good

[@rubyxpat3795]

GOSH I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL!! Every time i feel like crap or I feel really upset or anytime , you make me laugh so much :D

[@rubyxpat3795]

oioiooioioioioioioio

[@oliviathomas4504]

"Come on, you've been asleep for a week and a half now!" *ok why is that actually me?*

[@dreamhinata4657]

Same tho

[@iepurulbazil2857]

*everyone

[@paytonleunis9170]

Livi Holland same

[@mikekotzian2613]

Nah family that's me

[@mikekotzian2613]

*fam God damn auto correct

[@darceylouise2889]

Notifications: on Truly: Greg Hotel: trivago

[@ugh1230]

Ai caralho

[@brandnewmob]

Lmao, I just ascended to ultimate Greg.

[@amethystbloodwolf6896]

Lol

[@_peepee_]

tits: out

[@ems.79]

Dentro: De Mi

[@gigicilla7]

The nutcrackers voice was the most HORRIFIC thing I ever heard

[@culgi]

Supreme Patty is a duality of a man. Alternating between benevolent and psychotic, he dribbles through life like the lemon juice into his eyes

[@honeyb2014]

Wow his eyes hurt... What a surpr-eyes.... I'll go home

[@snifsnoof]

Honey b Arent you already home???

[@goblingab22]

Honey b omg Shane Dawson reference

[@allisonmshannon]

SHANE

[@Kxy2x]

GO HOME ALREADY

[@avar5947]

Yes Shane!

[@unicorncurry317]

Supreme patty seems like that kid who would eat literally anything in the school lunch mixed together for attention

[@Rubyton12921]

Trammieandara 1 sounds...umm...good?

[@jietroraximoff2805]

11:26 Here is a timestamp for Danny screaming "HONEY!!" because that is hilarious.🤣

[@LoserCatStudios]

this guy does this without flinching and I struggle with my eyedrops

[@katstar4551]

I've gotten spices in my eyes before, and it hurts like hell. I can't even fathom wanting to put hot sauce or lemon juice in my eyes

[@lixonzito2481]

Kat Star i got salsa in my eyes once and i cried for like 3 hours because MMMMYYYYY EYEEEEESSS

[@Wanda-wi4hp]

Yeah chilli powder hurts so much , even when we cut chillis and our hands touch our eyes it hurts

[@Natalie-rr7db]

I got sriracha in my eye once. It burned like hell and made my eye red. That dude has some extreme tolerance.

[@nox71377]

on purpose.... he put it in his eyes on purpose.

[@basicallystevenuniverse511]

Once I accidentally sprayed perfume in my eyes and it hurt for like an hour, even touching my eye hurts, who would put Fucking lemons in their eyes

[@tawanne1311]

"A lemon and a lime" * squeezes lemon and lime juice in his eyes * *"I like that"*

[@wackypickleperson7357]

YuB

[@TheLadyT03]

jazz is big rat 🐀

[@MichaelR1275]

My eyes felt like they were burning when he poured hot sauce into his eyes

[@ReneeSharpie]

Imagine the power the person who could change the subscribers amount from 999,999 to 1 million felt.

[@madihaawais6510]

When life gives supreme patty lemons 🍋, he squirts is in his eyes

[@lilygrace826]

When life gives supreme patty lemons 🍋, he squirts is in his eyes

[@TheZombo]

YOU MESSED IT UP BY PUTTING IS INSTEAD OF It

[@jazminesanchez1982]

When life gives supreme patty lemons 🍋 He squirts in is his eyes

[@sonyaevans6098]

And limes

[@devinkolka8002]

*AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYHHHHH*

[@jeremyr.1927]

Did you just pull a cake out of a dish washer.

[@marmeladoboi6154]

Did I just watch the video without caring about it at all as if it was just natural thus forgot about it already.

[@ItsJustRyanM]

Is that the only thing you saw wrong with the intro?

[@jraclark7506]

Well yes, don't you?

[@misty7087]

This is the best 1 million celebration I have ever seen on any KZbin channel.

[@hug_bug]

I have a very vivid memory of seven-ish year old me sitting with my family, drinking tea with something sweet, then a tiny bit of lemon juice I was trying to squeeze in my cup (I didn't want a peace of warm lemon just floating in my drink, but did just heard a lecture from one of my older relatives about how good lemons are for your health). And then... A rogue drop of lemon juice gets right into my eye. It was very painful and I cried for like fifteen minutes, it didn't sting for a long time, but my eye still felt irritated and also I was very upset, because I didn't expect that to happen at all. Everyone at the table were uneasy and the atmosphere was totally ruined. I still hate lemons...

[@Dickey7861]

HONEY!! DOWNLOAD IT NOW ITS FREE!! Best ad transition ever hahaha. You and Drew always have my favorite ad reads I actually enjoy watching them.

[@joshyblock]

... how does honey make money then?

[@anitaahr1691]

How did you GET MORE LIKESSSSS

[@Jenna-gv9tk]

They r the same person

[@lyonlofi]

Danny’s intros are a mood

[@joshuacarrillo7076]

lyon. Seriously yes

[@sweet5304]

Normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@caseychapman5726]

So pizza, bae. . Speaking of pizza, supreme Patty's face is fucked

[@ntswakilerobane4773]

yeah and he puts a lot of effort in them

[@thecampfire4877]

Are a mood? I hope he makes fun of you for sounding like an idiot...because you do.

[@dami5154]

danny having a bunk bed is so cute for some reason

[@hopepapernacky]

7:54 Surpr-eye-se

[@katiet8926]

Honestly the nutcracker is such a mood

[@turtletail313]

literally me in the morning like I've never related more

[@zilinca5448]

*MY STRANGE ADDICTION* "I'm addicted to squirting lemons in my eyes."

[@takeapoll3043]

Heh

[@tinderman1973]

The Learning Channel

[@kevinmanfredi1208]

I'm addicted to squirting.

[@doggoddragon8663]

YES!!!!!

[@evelyn2420]

"I'm addicted to copying the top comment on KZbin"

[@sweettoothmusicofficial]

5 years later realizing there was a time danny didn't have 1,000,000 subs

[@eline.k1373]

Just thinking ab how perfect that bit from 5:41 would be for a "danny gonzalez out of context" video

[@nechemiahblokh6947]

You should do that's cringe with Cody ko

[@AudraMcClain]

Nechemiah Blokh He was on Cody’s podcast a few months back and it was (dare I say) *iconic*

[@BenDover777.]

Do you mean him and Cody make fun of people or Danny make fun of cody

[@nechemiahblokh6947]

Ben Dover him and cody

[@nechemiahblokh6947]

Audra McClain definitely will check it out

[@gemmasladich46]

yesssss

[@garlictoes3910]

Why did I cry when little nutcracker guy didn’t show up to the party i-

[@kinseyroberson9830]

I could agree if your name wasn’t garlic toes lmaooooo

[@elenahulbert9196]

He was sleeping duh

[@cagedcorvid]

hhes tired let himsle ep