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[@frankieb2335]

imagine a version of pictionary where u see an unnecessarily lengthy amazon description and u have to draw what u think it would look like

[@orchdork775]

That would be great haha

[@user-rl1eq8ml1h]

That’s actually an awesome idea

[@madiserket2]

that seems like a good jackbox game

[@sodapop4355]

23 Heathrow Omg yes it would so fit

[@cupidsbowgacha7348]

Oml

[@Hannah-dh4bs]

"The *daddle* , if you will" I most certainly will not.

[@A_Toaster]

First

[@aloeleaf]

Hannah Huguley i diED

[@Demiglitch]

Smart decision.

[@Hannah-dh4bs]

@Phoenix sir, i refuse

[@moonbeam3431]

Hannah Huguley if you wont, THEN I will !

[@gabe-xd]

Hearing Danny sarcastically not understand the sarcasm in the old lady reviews is the exact amount of satire I need.

[@ll_Star_ll]

THEYRE SARCASTIC????

[@SummerAlleriaWindrunner]

And also going on a rant about the term 'Casual dating' and thinking it meant for FWB level sh instead of thinking 'Oh as in not formal attire' 6:38 😆 I just- Danny 😅😆🤣

[@AndromedaD]

Those were verified purchases. I think they were sincere

[@hi-wf9ql]

fr

[@surbert]

the "got cholera?" mug absolutely destroys me everytime i rewatch this video i truly love it

[@jasperjazzie]

for me it's "got where?", that part always kills me and kinda makes me want a got where mug

[@Kristianalexis1]

@@jasperjazzieSame 😂

[@crystallotus3422]

“got cholera” being on a mug is even funnier once you discover that the disease actually occurs when you drink a highly tainted liquid

[@katharineball585]

​@@crystallotus3422 NOOOOOO WHAT

[@meredithwatmough3782]

got caller-uh instead of got ko-lair-uh

[@DenverSkyes]

"I feel like adding more words just makes the product more confusing" *Wish has entered the chat*

[@tigerkite9520]

LMAOOOO

[@elenebregvadze7514]

Wish: comment comment words comment wirds wods comment comment letters letters comment.

[@jescie112]

Funny comment big laugh, vey cool, nice word soft comment 850.99$

[@ambrosiadreamer]

I mean, the line between amazon and wish are blurring more and more, with the main difference being faster shipping

[@donnaharbolt614]

LMAFO I JUST ORDERED 15 THINGS OFF OF WISH

[@OneTopic]

Did you end up building the Daddy Drawn Carriage? :)

[@alyssalazanowski373]

omg hi :)

[@garglemabals]

hi OT!! :0

[@scottpeltier3977]

didnt expect to see one topid here. alright i can picture daddy click being the pony and your the rider lmao

[@irishviolet9062]

Did you just start watching, have you become Greg, the fastest growing army on the internet (don’t look that up)

[@Alt_for_Jamie]

Hi OT!

[@jesusfreak180]

I started watching Danny like a week ago and have slowly been working my way back from his most recent one. And it feels like he’s constantly having those moments in movies where the movie explains how the main character got an iconic aspect of their character and I just got to the inhaler part.

[@leotheliongames]

Lmaoooo it’s the prequel

[@ash_yaps]

thats where im at right now 🙏

[@MaceySheffield]

YESSSS

[@infoskrimp420]

me right now lmao I gasped and said "this is where the inhaler picture came from!!" (i'm in my room alone)

[@demonsrun425]

Okay but I’m laughing so hard at ALL of those mugs. I would buy any of them. They’re deeply hilarious. I want to throw a bad mug party where I buy a ton of these and play beer pong in them and you have to keep the mug it lands in.

[@carleeelizabeth]

can i come? i have my eye on the got bruh? mug.

[@Camsvfx_]

Invite me plz

[@gh0stpuppi333]

Hmu when you decide to throw your mug party

[@asmiforeal]

are you still planning on throwing a party bcz i need that got cholera mug

[@mcdonaldsenjoyer1709]

Yoo can I go to the bad mug party?? The thought of having the got cholera? mug is so funny to me for some reason

[@febyy1342]

*This content features:* *•100% Danny* *•Made by Pure Danny* *•This content is made by 100% pure* *living Danny*

[@pancak3565]

*1% Danny's clone Drew*

[@suspishus3325]

(Organic Danny too)

[@exzkay2468]

I’m pretty sure this is drew

[@miriamjazovi]

Feby Y real authentic Danny with human face

[@firesd7306]

“Casual dating” implies the existence of competitive dating.

[@josjoererg]

i-

[@Diesel_Drinker_MmmYummy]

@@josjoererg Y e s.

[@Duck-mn8xp]

that’s just keys to the vip

[@hasnahatesyou]

@@Diesel_Drinker_MmmYummy yes you say how about sey S e y

[@mcplumpkin6191]

competitive dating is how many boy/girlfriends you can get without being caught

[@elizabethhh2460]

My brother is named Caleb, and let me tell you, he does SO MANY Caleb things.

[@jamesnugent2213]

I too have a brother named Caleb and can confirm, he does in fact do many Caleb things

[@frozen7550]

I love how Danny have convinced himself that *sober adults* were having a baller on a squirel puppet.

[@michellefeng1589]

I'm actually so surprised that "got cholera?" is the phrase that made the most sense.

[@eve9283]

Nico Savard I liked your comment cause I saw you had 3 likes, so I made it 4 :)

[@ArtisticallySpoken]

@@eve9283 I like your comment because I saw you had 1 like, so I made it 2 :)

[@ev3613]

@@ArtisticallySpoken I liked your comment because it was at 1 and now it's 2 :-)

[@hhh-bu3qj]

@@ev3613 i like your comment because you had 0, so i made it 1 :)

[@fxx5970]

for some reason i would actually buy that mug if i had the money

[@user-pk1cq9ny9q]

Let’s pressure him to build the daddy carriage

[@Michelley1025]

Army?

[@user-pk1cq9ny9q]

•Itz Shelly Chan• yes 💜

[@Michelley1025]

@@user-pk1cq9ny9q yay 💜

[@roisinlalor1999]

Yes!(Fellow army btw)

[@graaaah9080]

darriage

[@ethanschannel]

1:52 The "Elderly Lady using an Inhaler" wall decal will mostly be used in hospitals and health clinics. It will be very rare to see this type of wall decal in someone's place of residence, but in hospitals these are very common. It is especially common if the hospital or health clinic is specialized in "Respiratory Health". This wall decal is also commonly used in Elderly Retirement Facilities.

[@goldensloth7]

or drugstores

[@ethanschannel]

@@goldensloth7 True, pharmacies and drugstores will likely have this decal too.

[@person9545]

11:48 "Who is buying this shirt" Caleb because he does Caleb things

[@mollylargent8335]

The old woman with the inhaler is used at nursing homes to mark the designated vaping section 😎

[@Seaicecatz]

Lmao best comment

[@gennavievegwenn4564]

Molly Largent Party!

[@fanbase4226]

I figured it was for an dr. office maybe? idk

[@user-cv9nk8jw5g]

900 like

[@tyleroliveira10]

Molly Largent *jimmy, give me the inhaler now*

[@allisonsemrau2245]

Danny: Who would want this picture of a woman with an inhaler for their wall? MrBeast: .................

[@di4h9]

Cow Chop did it first. Rip Cow Chop.

[@XxrandomexexX]

Me.beast 6000 what the fuck woooah

[@erynrose9970]

Lol giant Asian stickerrr

[@jacobgaio1231]

Only Real OG Mr. Beast Fans remember that one, remember worst intros?... my favorite series

[@jietroraximoff2805]

8:37 If I had to guess, I'd say that the skin thing was meant to be something about how the hoodie isn't itchy and doesn't irritate you skin like some jumpers and shirts and stuff do.

[@jietroraximoff2805]

I love the fact that Danny is so concerned/confused about the idea of personalised tshirts, when you can get stationary, hats, mugs, plates, key chains, fridge magnets and probably a ton of other things with your name on it.

[@alextorres4667]

Danny: Sixty dollars for an old woman and an inhaler? US HealthCare:

[@harmsicle]

Anyone else read it as us

[@lu-gc7gm]

LMAOOJHJFRF

[@cynologist2257]

To true

[@arctic9200]

US HealthCare more expensive than EU HealthCare. Oh wait☹️

[@spookijuice8087]

I mean, thats a great price for a grandma with asthma

[@tikvahlanz6335]

“Got shirt mask?” It was a glimpse into the future. We were too naive. We didn’t know.

[@iRetneprac]

I was thinking the same thing!

[@3starsburningbright]

Here the mask ended at 5PM the other day

[@jacquelinepuckett8497]

Got Corona?

[@angell_so.shiestyy6867]

underrated comment😂

[@-sorrymasendeshita-3039]

got death?

[@mainstreammutant]

I'm actually surprised that Danny didn't get an "I'm Greg doing Greg things" shirt.

[@ZORA605]

The "I was really Having a tough time figuring out my skin" -Danny Same here (GeNdEr DySmOrPhIaAaAa)

[@jaddee4273]

Danny: "why would anybody want a poster of an old woman using an inhaler?" Me: *nervous sweating*

[@joutatheegg]

I literally ordered everything that was featured in that vid

[@themostvirginwriter]

Mr. Beast - Am I a joke to you

[@Lux0rial]

Mr beast

[@keaganisntcancelled5422]

mr beast: *nervous sweating*

[@roseyposey9903]

*nervous sweating in Spanish*

[@evanhansen6157]

Amazon counterfeit merch dealer: "Greg's face is cute" Comments section: *blushes*

[@jamescolm1133]

Evan Hansen The comment section then thought they must have been put a lot of faces in that shirt

[@summer.mp4]

Dear Evan Hansen, we've been way too out of touch

[@geckoszn]

uwu

[@clairem6748]

I would genuinely buy some of those "got __?" mugs that is literally so funny

[@lance1782]

14:18 guys should I get this shirt???

[@MarieWingfeather]

Please do.

[@lilyb_is_cool]

yes. i expect an update within 24 hours about ur shirt

[@RetroAnts]

*9 months later*

[@skwash.9301]

Imagine your name is Greg and you just found this random guy and thought “hey I’m gonna watch one of his videos” and he straight up says “hey Greg” I would be scared not gonna lie

[@its_doovey]

lol on one of his videos, someone commented that they felt so valued because their name is Greg. I thought that was nice

[@squeegybeckenheim2489]

That made me laugh.

[@CommanderViviax]

The first video I watched. I came from the Stupendiums Lights On A Truck video. His name is Gregory. When he said Hello Greg! I thought. He's talking to Stupendium?!

[@fatuusdottore]

Imagine if that Greg was a paranoid schizophrenic lol

[@dailyfacts3212]

@@fatuusdottore Idk if you realize what's funny or not, that's terrifying, lad.

[@HeatherMumphery]

16:09 *”Got Shirt Mask?”* May 2020: “Why, yes... yes we do.”

[@gardensongg]

um- why is your pfp jojo siwa? i'm concerned

[@yoak]

veronica campo because QuIrkY

[@cordeliax8972]

omg

[@StormChasingNinja]

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if 2020 alone boosted that mugs sales

[@ashleyrosica4884]

I CAME TO THE COMMENTS TO SAY THE SAME THING

[@rocc1101]

Only for casual dating, not for competitive dating

[@parz173]

I'm now realizing the weird stock photos are probably for businesses like doctors clinics or restraunts.

[@buckae6202]

Are we just going to ignore that this woman also modeled the 'grandma with a gun' stockphoto.

[@akemus9788]

Oh yeah! The "choose your fighter" thing. They should made that into a wall mount instead.

[@monke980]

i hope the gun wasnt in the same place as the inhaler, yes?

[@lpsquestie3495]

@@monke980 nope, it wasn't

[@lpsquestie3495]

@@monke980 Instead it was pointing at grandma's little victim. Woman: So I heard little Timmy, you didn't eat my cookies. Timmy: Grandma, I was suffering from obesity, all of my arteries are clogged and I have suffered from several heart attacks since I ate all of your dishes. Woman: Well you better be packing it up and eat those cookies or else you'll be suffering lots more! Especially with perfectly good eyes that can go around $800 on the black market!

[@gezi5927]

Jack of all trades

[@sinnemaspace]

Danny: “who would want a picture of an old woman with an inhaler on their wall” Next video: *old women with an inhaler features on the wall*

[@cl0wnc0llege38]

you don't even KNOW what he's gonna do with this room

[@BRUHMOMENT-yg2us]

*Mr Beast*

[@eee_ssa]

dont you even dare think you have ANY IDEA what hes gonna put in his room

[@gayloser2120]

mr beast..

[@FarquaadHQ]

please please please make this happen

[@SOURBXMB]

10:11 that "wait no." is so funny to me

[@jayk.a.5751]

almost choked on my food laughing so hard, especially at the "skin easier" part

[@desida23]

"Got Cholera?" seems threatening coming from a mug. Like, definitely don't drink whatever liquid is in that thing.

[@comma3518]

Especially being a coffee mug and cholera causes watery diarrhea... I would never look at coffee the same way again in that mug...

[@fiona8230]

my friend got me that mug for Christmas since I’m a nursing student and it cracked me up so hard I cried!

[@ospoortus]

#shirt

[@monke980]

imagine its a non see through liquid, you drink it all and at the bottom of the mug it says: "you do now"

[@monstrosity_01]

Lmao I know "cholera" is a disease, but in Poland it's also a curse word like "holy shit" or "damnit", the word you would scream if you stab your toe basically

[@shaestrr]

He closed the curtains so we can’t see how much time has passed

[@cici665]

Okay i fucking laughed 😂

[@llagoon_]

He’s recording all day and night

[@kingayy9267]

casino and/or strip club style

[@phullyloadid07]

14:47 this is a reference to the ‘got milk?’ campaign from the 90’s. Still really dumb but I remember this being a thing

[@lemmycommitedcrimes]

I’m a transgender man and I named myself Greg after the name our lord and savior gifted us.

[@randomguy11518]

I salute you my good sir

[@heyitstr3674]

o7 good man

[@illy15]

Dude wtf this is your life this is your name this is what people remember you by it is a core aspect of your being. Why did you base it around the fanbase of some youtuber?

[@Bsmitbs]

​@@illy15It's his life. He can name himself however he wants.

[@feathered_turtle]

@@illy15it’s also probably not the entire reason lol. i imagine either he was going to choose the name greg and made a joke about doing it for this or saw the name greg and realized it was a name he liked- not _just because_ of a youtube channel ‘tis satire

[@PoppysLilPlanet]

Surely that wall behind you needs a decal of an old lady with an inhaler more than it needs shelves.

[@mckinley586]

I’m disappointed that the daddy drawn carriage isn’t a thing yet.

[@shleepy...]

Mckinley pasiakos I want him to build it himself

[@mckinley586]

QueenBean Oh my god that would be amazing.

[@natef.9127]

Christmas?

[@knjths]

love your pfp

[@bloodysparkles5372]

honestly id consider buying any of these extremely confusing items. i would LOVE to keep a mug that said "got shirt mask?" in the cupboard and see if my family said anything about it

[@Yourlocalmess24]

14:46 idk why- it’s so random! But I have a strange urge to buy this mug and have it say “got cheese?” 😅😂

[@infinite-ichthyologist]

Danny: "My skin is on expert settings and I am but a noob" People with eczema: *nod in agreement*

[@wolfproductions4842]

This comment is going to blow up!

[@chriscross_2673]

As someone that has severe eczema I totally agree

[@toribarnes4739]

I was thinking exactly that through that whole bit lol

[@mmcplayer3244]

People with skulliosis:

[@maggienhan8725]

themost veryyes I’m so sorry to be that person, but I hope you mean scoliosis (which, by the way, my school never did the test for the girls so I’m worried if my spine is twisted)

[@yissels_world2857]

Let's pressure Danny to get a stock image of an old woman with an inhaler on his wall

[@nervousham]

^^^^^^^^

[@booty_hunter4207]

Already been done many times

[@typicalrobot]

Yes

[@reagans4439]

yissels_ world i vote balogne sandwich

[@yissels_world2857]

@@reagans4439 i actually thought of that after I posted my comment smh lol

[@nashhall368]

2:30 they only person I've ever heard say "hefty chunk of change" us my 93 year old great grandfather

[@gracemceuen2058]

We need “I’m Greg doing Greg things” shirts

[@spiderbio7024]

“I really feel like they are shoving the word cotton down my throught” at least it’s breathable cotton

[@zorkahromadkova2328]

Aahahhaha good one

[@p0xygen]

The word you're looking for is throat

[@deathvideogame]

um t h r o u g h t ?

[@spiderbio7024]

I'm keeping it as throught becuz I throught it sounded good lol

[@user-qu6yn5dm4b]

😂😂😂😂

[@apolloparkway9532]

Ah yes, the ultimate skincare routine: wearing a hoodie

[@caspenmoment]

New hoodie face mask

[@Raini2727]

The ONLY skincare routine

[@707coded]

ChelseaLeeHD hoodie shirt mask

[@Luna_moona457]

4:52 are they serious about putting GREG’S merch on Amazon

[@Golden_Pawz]

Oops

[@Unsweetened.Iced.Tea08]

I know I'm 4 years late, however the year this video was released, my dad and I bought the hand squirrel for my mom, and It is now on the top of our Christmas tree.

[@xxtrashslothxx7120]

Danny: Who gets gifts for people on Fourth of July? Me born on July fourth: nervous sweating

[@snakebxtez]

XxTrash SlothxX IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!

[@helenam00n]

Are you you Brandon Flowers brother :0

[@newyorksquid]

cries in july 16th

[@sillychuu]

*Screams in 31st of December*

[@lapenageraldinefrancheskaa6553]

Cries in oct 31

[@iveywood4326]

Danny missed the best mug on the page: “I’d rather be dominating”

[@lloyddragon2036]

i'd rather be submitting ;)

[@moopsy311]

Lee Lloyd this is a Wendy’s drive thru

[@winterwolf6910]

I’d rather be praying to the Lord as I read my Bible Amen

[@mksabourinable]

Probably bc that mug actually has a concevable market lmao

[@joedad9999]

The glorious part is that another company did kind of make a daddy drawn carriage except its a stroller instead and it can only hold babies. Still attaches to a daddy (or mommy) at the waist and is pulled by them

[@struumbug]

Everybody loves the Amazon T-Shirt Library of Babel!

[@stxrcarat9826]

buy the “im danny doing danny things” shirt and give it to drew.

[@heartworkbykitty7933]

Aka give it to himself Lol sorry that's probably overdone but I had to

[@fernanda2577]

Jaehyungparkian & wonpil Dowoon and sungjin I’m daddy doing daddy things

[@ausername5410]

Jaehyungparkian & wonpil Dowoon and sungjin omfg

[@lyramichaels1013]

i'm greg doing greg things

[@sugarjisoo9801]

ey joshua stan

[@emicaaldaine840]

I like how he said that nobody has ever said "I'm Caleb doing Caleb things." and how it has never been recorded in human history. As he recorded a video saying those words

[@turgburg4890]

But now it has

[@Noor-wy3fl]

It’s going down in history

[@emileemorgan6830]

@Ines Aarouach Mclaughing😅

[@Bobert27]

As a person named Caleb I can confirm that we all say that

[@calebsapp5371]

I’m Caleb doing Caleb things

[@evil778]

Back on the topic of the "I'm Caleb doing Caleb things" shirt, I did the exact same thing you (Danny) did, search the phrase in my own name, and it showed up with T-shirts with the exact same design but with my name. So just for fun, I decided to search up a bunch of other names in this phrase including Billy, John, George, Jane, Chester, etc. and I found one for every single name I searched without fail. So it's not just Caleb and Danny. It's for every generic name, I believe.

[@charlieandhisantics9954]

Petition for Danny to sell a shirt that says "Im Greg doing Greg things"

[@YogoBites]

I found a mug that says “got skin” and I’m 30 dollars poorer than before

[@xenolizardz]

Lmao, I'm- I need to see a picture of this mug

[@YogoBites]

Zalo With A HALOOO it’s easy to find just search up got skin mug

[@xenolizardz]

@@YogoBites oh-

[@SpagettiSpeltWrong]

$30? Why the hell is it that expensive.

[@sillygoose2878]

Lonely Little Wolfie because skin

[@wowie_206]

He should put the old lady using an inhaler on his wall. Who cares about shelves or whatever.

[@shahdel-hams639]

We will NEVER know what he'll put

[@datthing3650]

Well good job now he's definitely gonna put up a shelf

[@noahhoesch8465]

Mr beast did it first

[@TenzaMotorsports]

YES! Please

[@grobble7321]

Mr Beast

[@axolotl482]

danny needs the daddy saddle for his up-and-coming little greg

[@saultz3406]

0:01 hey Danny since when did you have curtain back there? I’m gonna have to be honest I was only subscribed for the lack of curtain in that room and… I… I… I don’t know how I can continue to stay subscribed after you played with my emotions like that. Wow Danny… I expected more from you…

[@Ginnlynn]

I know I trusted him 😢

[@saultz3406]

@@Ginnlynn I can’t believe he did this 😭😭

[@gachabble]

I just unsubscribed… he has lost my trust 💔😔

[@catstouf]

Danny: *Perplexed why anyone would ever wear a piece of clothing with the wrong name on it* Also Danny: *Has a merch line designed around the concept that random people will wear the name Greg* 😂

[@oyinkan3969]

Wrong.. we are all secretly named Greg

[@andrewoxford1322]

that is our name.

[@mikudayoooooo]

Um? we ARE GREG

[@daintyrii1706]

We ARE Greg though...

[@jamescolm1133]

Cat we are Greg

[@wafflefalafel9442]

Someone buy Drew an “Im Danny doing Danny things” shirt please

[@justasmltwngir1732]

waffle falafel and Danny a drew one

[@timtam7294]

Why danny? Why not greg doing greg things it has to exist at this point

[@mikeyisntway8732]

waffle falafel yes

[@christalcavanaugh]

Anthony Campos because that’s the joke?

[@madi_raymond29]

Anthony Campos r/wooooosh

[@tinydancer6095]

Now that Danny is going to be a daddy he is going to have to test the saddle… and the carriage… when he makes it…

[@Person-so9gx]

“Your hand will climb trees and forage for nuts, ya ok what else is new?” 😂

[@hannahwalker9363]

My entire family is going to love opening their “I’m Caleb doing Caleb things” shirts on Christmas morning

[@roxassora2706]

I made a tshirt for Caleb Vatore, a sim with that caption.

[@haleymummert6100]

my brothers name is caleb which just makes it even funnier

[@dellcomputer9181]

Can you get me one?

[@moai_0]

I wonder if this guy is gonna respond after three years?

[@littlebilly6946]

He’s gonna put the old lady sticker on his wall just trust me

[@koffinkiss]

you're right

[@kikimorewarrior]

LittleBilly69 I’m actually gonna be kinda mad if he doesn’t

[@user-zh3hx5wq3h]

Just like mr beast

[@robertomontes827]

罗马面问题的例子又回到了正常，中东的老鼠又回到了另一个

[@rageninja6036]

Like old MrBeast

[@chloefresk4002]

Let's get Danny to actually build the Daddy-drawn Carriage

[@vahnilablackwood5605]

I absolutely love being Greg. Like, this is one of my favorite channels partly just cause of that.

[@raveno_o3542]

If Danny doesn’t build a “daddle carriage” I will start reviewing my legal options it needs to happen

[@ryanlevis7532]

Bruh why the fuck is a 7 year old commenting on a KZbin video... pretty sure you're breaking TOS

[@rosieballam4065]

Ryan Levis I was thinking the same omg 😂😂

[@elliot5591]

@@ryanlevis7532 AcTuAlLy ShEs ElEvEn So StFu (I'm sorry it's just a joke I'm quoting a vine please don't be mad at me you don't have to shut up if you don't want to have a nice day)

[@joj2365]

@@ryanlevis7532 it looks like a filter

[@unclejimbob42069real]

@@ryanlevis7532 she's breaking the tos of a company with possibly the most corrupt justice system and what if she just looks small? assuming shit didn't get anyone anywhere, pal

[@Gubbinator]

When the sequel is better than the first movie.

[@WhatIsMyLif3]

That would be a improvement, so, if a sequel was better, it isn't bad. I mean if the first movie was better than the sequel then, OOF...

[@melody-tp8go]

@@WhatIsMyLif3 what

[@WhatIsMyLif3]

@@melody-tp8go talking about, if the sequel was better, it isn't the worst thing to happen because it would be a improvement from the last movie.

[@Gubbinator]

@@WhatIsMyLif3 But it was literally just a joke, because knowing that *the sequel usually sucks and that the first movie is almost always better.* And this comment compared his first video on Amazon being not very good, and this one supposedly the "sequel" is better than his first video. That was the comment. I'm saving you now before you get r/woosh for no apparent reason.

[@chrome459]

Shrek 2

[@RandomValveSimp]

4 Years Later Still Waiting For The Daddy Drawn Carriage To Drop 😔

[@tay___tay13]

Let’s together buy these specimens of...things...from amazon

[@CG00_]

“The Daddle, if you will” I will not Danny

[@andrewollmann304]

The name is actually trademarked. There is ANOTHER dad saddle.

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

@@andrewollmann304 wtf, next thing you know, the Daddy Drawn Carriage© becomes official too

[@asshat7122]

Hasn’t it?

[@lil.boo_]

That’s weird 🌸🌺🌼🌻🦩🦢🕊

[@jenrune]

@@lil.boo_ what’s up withthe emoji’s

[@tashacook8847]

"My skin is on expert mode, and I am but a noob." - Me in sephora asking about what I can do with my acne

[@abbyl4621]

😂😂😂 definitely an under appreciated comment

[@deedee2395]

Yea

[@galacticanimationsandmuchm9083]

Read it when he said it :o

[@dinoalien6213]

thank you Danny, your videos make me laugh and feel better at the end of stressful, frustrating days. i really appreciate you!!!

[@nicolegroce1565]

At 9:36, there’s a girl on tiktok live now that will pretend to eat slime on a mic with this as ASMR. I wish I was kidding. It’s POPULAR too.

[@imadmukhtar]

It’s TikTok live, what do you expect? There’s a guy eating live lizards there I bet

[@mjsidd08]

Petition for Danny to wear a “I’m Danny doing Danny things” t-shirt in his next video right here.

[@baamdoe6115]

*I'm Drew doing Drew things

[@joyfulowl6973]

Baam Doe yes

[@kotawillowdiary]

@@baamdoe6115 yes.

[@top-nerdygamer5921]

I agree

[@cheekybananaboy3361]

Petition for all of us to wear the "i'm greg doing greg things" shirt while we watch his next video

[@badbussy9477]

Petition for Danny to buy that old woman using an inhaler poster Edit: stop telling me he made his own I know-

[@frankthebunny6403]

And put it next to the curtain

[@cathychoi5767]

or put it on the empty wall

[@o_o5210]

You got my vote

[@katameszaros8087]

Incredible idea!!

[@arl0w790]

I’ll sign

[@localcryptid740]

I feel like having combo / acne prone skin is like an expert setting. Do I use drying products or moisturizing? Is there a reason the skincare product I've been using for years suddenly stopped working? How do I use heavy cleaning products every day to stop zits without also damaging my skin? Who knows. I'm 26 and still break out like a teenager for reasons I barely comprehend.

[@mysis64]

12:51 what about "im dumbass doing dumbass things"?

[@winglessabel3977]

if there isn’t “i’m greg, doing greg things” merch in the future, i will be PISSED

[@brunaasgomes]

www.amazon.com/-/pt/dp/B07KMVD26K/ref=sr_1_fkmr1_2?__mk_pt_BR=ÅMÅŽÕÑ&dchild=1&keywords=sinto+greg+plimpton+greg+things&qid=1574573250&sr=8-2-fkmr1 Good lucky bro

[@penelopekitson8060]

@@brunaasgomes oh my gawd

[@paigemcginnis6727]

share.tap2earn.co/Pnmcginnis25

[@winglessabel3977]

Malyn Kawaii i said merch

[@mc1853]

And "chug a mug of bruh" mugs

[@connnorstephens369]

Petition for Danny to get the grandma inhaler in his room! 👇🏻

[@noneofyourbusiness1117]

Im down

[@silvershadow1271]

Inhaler*

[@sweetheart02220]

Yas

[@buckethat789]

I didnt watch the video, is he making fun of people with breathing problems?

[@noneofyourbusiness1117]

I just ordered one off of amazon Should be here next week 😂😂

[@nosferattusx2]

8:58 trans people be like

[@cessnacitation-x]

😐

[@RetroAnts]

​@@cessnacitation-x (i don't think he knows...)

[@ww-eo3cy]

this was the first ever danny video i watched. this started everythinh

[@caleblee5952]

i am a person named Caleb, who wants everyone to know my name is Caleb, and i do the things i do because my name is Caleb

[@calzone8]

Yes, I too, am also Caleb doing Caleb things.

[@bean2268]

guys I think his name is Caleb

[@lolodoesart6811]

@Wayyx Sauce Nah he looks like a typical chad so i dont support your opinion either

[@mayoroftoontown]

Hi, Caleb.

[@Autumn_red_fox]

hi caleb

[@OliviaPeng-nx3yn]

Why is Danny just wearing the cutest cherry berry shade lip tint

[@0Flow0]

Nuuskamuikkunen

[@spiceandrice4838]

Lol I know right I want to know where he got it

[@NaelynStudios]

Maybe it's just his shade of lip -_-

[@peppermintzi]

tutti frutti mcnooti Maybe you just got r/wooosh-ed

[@yuliiza]

lol I think that's his lips, hes got nice lips, real nice. 👀

[@playlist5327]

i know this is an old video but this video made my day, my friend died today from ana and ive been depressed all day but this cheered me up

[@justaperson6449]

THE CHUGGA MUGGA BRUH IS A DANNY QUOTE?! I LOVED THAT AUDIO

[@penguinsrbirds2]

If Drew doesn't get a shirt that says "I'm Danny Doing Danny Things" I'm suing.

[@shinjiballs7159]

Yeahssssssss

[@chubsieee]

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[@beansbeans5695]

I will sue and call the cops

[@alysemafi1816]

No it should be “I’m Danny Doing Greg Things”

[@abandonedsamurai581]

Review your legal options, thats better

[@sarahgrimm2236]

I always wondered why danny had a decal of a photo of himself drinking milk. it is only this video that made me realise that it's an inhaler lol

[@kugiekizuchi.]

This is in the exact middle of the comments

[@gonegirlgone]

Omg me too! 😂😂 Watching this video now it all makes perfect sense 😂

[@squiddomcgee9051]

so glad i’m not the only one who thought it was milk

[@whosminou]

Same lol

[@pinkielim7216]

@@squiddomcgee9051 g. &!! La

[@GrillinNgas64]

Now that I think about it, now that Danny is a father, he has to make the Daddy-Drawn Carriage and then carry his child in it. But we can't forget about the Daddy Saddle as well so Danny also has to use that.

[@ZaZa-nm6sw]

The sentence "I feel the same way about an old woman with an inhaler that I do about a balogna sandwich." ..describes my entire personality.

[@crackedemerald4930]

"casual dating" As opposed to ranked competitive dating.

[@DefinitelyNotShane]

The Bachelor

[@Smurphy100]

I'm dead 😂😂😂

[@kaitlynm2725]

So when is he gonna make “Just Greg doing Greg things” merch?

[@imnotave]

BREAD

[@marisolcanales2649]

And “I chug a mug a bruh”

[@lostbraincellz]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/bIDbgmOEeKl8oaM

[@keyocity]

Kait You are the greg merch

[@petuniarebloom2930]

OMG I'D BUY 20

[@lanceylikelino]

14:19 STOP I STARTED CRYING BC I HEARD MY NAME 😭😭😭

[@milmils.]

I honestly just want a mug that just seems confused and is shaped like a question mark