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[@doll1ly]

The whole thing about hearing dead people laughing is like saying that if a singer died and you listen to their songs that’s meant to be creepy

[@Pear_chan]

You mean to tell me they're not alive in a studio, singing on demand for me when I start the song? Creepy.

[@doll1ly]

ChokeOnAPear sorry to break it to you now...

[@Pear_chan]

@@doll1ly I'm really concerned now.

[@-mars.]

@Panic! at the twenty-one chemical brides Nice user name lmao

[@beepbeeplettuce4608]

Panic! at the twenty-one chemical brides I like your name

[@taffodil]

*stands like super hero* *crops are watered, skin is cleared, grades are higher, and I’ve been awarded a snow leopard and AK-47

[@kidwhositsinthecorner8171]

Fuck everything else give me the gun and cat

[@Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl]

I love this comment so much

[@MettigelMann]

He’s 25

[@tessy2753]

😂😂

[@clarastevens8683]

@@couldbetheo YES

[@EdMoffatt]

I can't believe Danny went with "he can't even smell" for the baby with no nose when "he can't even hum" was right there.

[@matildabalogun2906]

I was expecting the joke too!! 🥲🥲

[@prestowand]

heartbreakingly enough, the baby died in 2017 unexpectedly :(

[@ericaheap]

@@prestowand i read your comment and then went to look it up :(( aw man he seemed really sweet, rip

[@456puff]

@@prestowand That really sucks. 😟

[@f.m.3421]

it took me years to understand what they meant at 7:25. "fairness cream" is a poorly translated way to describe skin treatments intended to lighten the color of darker skin. from what i know, these sort of treatments can be very harmful. and, you know, everyone deserves to love the skin they're in. black and brown are beautiful. so it's a nice sentiment, even if the message didn't come across properly to a good number of english speakers.

[@calowenby1654]

Nice to know!

[@mustangg_art]

this!

[@Random-sk6hm]

oh thanks

[@Terratetradon]

Not everyone has to love themselves

[@Terratetradon]

@@mustangg_art tHiS Not a comment

[@midimidori4699]

You've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for shepherd with a leopard

[@emily_gris617]

IM FUCKING DEAD 💀

[@dontlookatmydesc.873]

Or Blake in a lake

[@anaida944]

dwight on the sprite

[@anaida944]

jesus on the yeezus

[@luxuriousllama3140]

Or Obama on a llama

[@AerrisGShep]

Steve killed his wife in front of a bunch of people and nobody had the power to report it because none of them were mother

[@funnerfunko]

Daaamn

[@AerrisGShep]

@@funnerfunko I have no memory of making that comment or what the context was

[@funnerfunko]

@@AerrisGShep rad comment anyways bud

[@AerrisGShep]

@@funnerfunko lol thank you

[@carmenmercedes9903]

@@AerrisGShep I love your profile pic!! Catra's one of the best written character's I've seen in a long time

[@idk_imbored77]

Fun fact: airlines always have body bags on board so when someone inevitably dies they will put them in a body bag and sometimes they but the body in cargo with your luggage

[@alexanderk.6869]

Neat!

[@statementofjoespooky1660]

i n e v i t a b l y

[@megapiglatin2574]

🤔…sorry, but do you have a source for that? If an airline carried emergency body bags, I imagine it would be for passengers who die in-flight. However, at least on modern Boeing and Airbus planes in the US, you cannot access the cargo holds from the cabin. Unless there is a secret, airtight door hidden somewhere, I can personally attest that the ceiling of the cargo compartments on those planes is solid. The cargo holds are not typically outfitted with the same environmental controls as the cabin too, so I would imagine suddenly connecting the two by opening some hatch would cause a disruption of some sort, possibly interfering with the plane’s ability to remain stable. For example, Boeing 747 plane cargo holds are pressurized, but only the front half (forward of the wings) are oxygenated (this is why animals traveling in cargo *must* be loaded up front!)-is there a different kind of [modern] plane that has cargo compartments that can be safely accessed mid-flight without landing?? On top of that, there are hella strict regulations surrounding transporting human remains via plane: for example, say Bob dies in Canada but his family’s cemetery plot is in Texas and his wishes are to be buried in that family plot. Bob would need to be embalmed and then packaged properly (in a coffin in a box labeled appropriately and padded with additional layers of absorbent material just in case) before the airline will accept his body/remains as cargo. That’s not even going into the paperwork on either end of that flight… (Source: worked on the ramp and in the baggage department of an airline at their international airport hub in the US)

[@emojisexer]

🤓 🤓🤓🤓

[@sleeeeepybear9626]

“ standing like a superhero for two minutes can increase your appetite for risk” My dog named risk: 👁👄👁

[@calowenby1654]

Hahaha I laughed at this.

[@rosimarguerreiro1458]

kid named finge:r

[@therealslimshitty5186]

kid named finger

[@ObtuseWaffle_]

Kid named finger

[@Woopor]

Kid named waffle

[@thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles]

"two friends used ashes as bait and caught the worlds biggest carp" so we just going to ignore the fact that they used ashes as bait in the first place

[@mr.miscellaneous9144]

To question one's logic, is to question their existence. I don't know what I just typed but yeah, let's just ignore the fish that loves burnt person 😂

[@hazelrogers513]

Yeah and how did they even do that?

[@mr.miscellaneous9144]

@@hazelrogers513 perhaps they coated something in the ashes

[@mattc6461]

Yeah how TF do you use ashes as bait

[@hazelrogers513]

Mr. Miscellaneous ok yeah that makes sense

[@nil6136]

*"The only real one in life is mother"* Rapunzel would disagree

[@deeyashadas1042]

Rapunzel left the chat

[@Hessed3712]

nil So would Cinderella.

[@fardifaalam605]

So would most other Disney characters because their parents are either dead or never brought up

[@shutupleahwhite]

This aged well

[@suchomimustenerensis]

Qibli would like to disagree with you, I mean his mom sold him, well at least his adoptive mom is both a queen and a good person. Yeah, I'm the only one who gets this.

[@aydomac]

8:55 “the person you love the most will hurt you the most” “Not mother” 🥺

[@sir_buddy8020]

"Steve killed his wife in front of a bunch of people and nobody had the power to report it. How?" Steve killed her in a cemetery.

[@elongatedmuskrat5983]

There was a little boy name Justin, when he was going to school he saw a man drowning! Justin walked to the man and saved him. Justin grew up to Justin Bieber and the man he saved was Albert Einstein, true fact

[@inederaedt5590]

BELIEVE IT!!!

[@Tivent_]

Evi Lifton I wouldn’t have known it was surprising unless you said that, thank you so much.

[@-mars.]

THIS IS SHOCKING!!!

[@Lexropex]

@@-mars. it is?! Wow!!!

[@mossycobbIe]

I would like but it’s at 69 likes

[@raddy5124]

I feel bad for that baby, he'll only ever be able to make a noise and will never hum

[@LillySnowFoxIMTHESNOWFOX]

Raddy_Nero PFFT

[@emilys5134]

Raddy_Nero I just took a moment to laugh fir a solid 2 minutes...thank you

[@kotawillowdiary]

*blows air out of nose*

[@JessilynT]

Well he died in 2017 so humming was least of his problems.

[@bellaelleira]

Jessilyn oh...😐 r.i.p

[@devi8649]

"The person you love the most will hurt you the most." *" N o t m o t h e r . . . "*

[@wieldylattice3015]

9:35 this feels like every Ace Attorney case except Edgeworth and the judge are just as confused as you

[@justantheman]

He killed his wife and then got men in black to erase the peoples memories

[@randomnessrules4971]

I have a better explanation. This refers to Queen's famous meme song/ murder ballad Another One Bites the Dust, where the shooter is named Steve.

[@mochiattoart514]

@@randomnessrules4971 *thanos

[@ItsSashaSky]

This comment is clever

[@avaechezarreta4471]

Oh yes

[@fairieslaughter1512]

NO

[@PrismTheKid]

Rankings of realest people 3: Danny 2: Shepherd with Leopard 1: Mother

[@jamieplanes4896]

And Greg

[@Cardinalt]

I think you mean 3: Mother 2: Mother 1: Mother

[@tartaglia.]

@@Cardinalt long live the motherland

[@ctcomics8293]

What about Greg

[@AbhijayAgarwal]

@@tartaglia. The Soviets were on to something....

[@koriklodri]

Extra info about the hitchhiking robot since I found it really interesting: it was actually dropped in 3 countries before being dropped in the US: Canada, the Netherlands, and Germany, in which it made it across all 3 countries, however it was destroyed shortly after being dropped in America, being destroyed in Philadelphia.

[@deuceydee3506]

Had it started on the West coast, it might have survived, or at least lasted longer

[@t0xcn253]

Okay, but for real I actually did find it REALLY difficult to hum while holding my nose. Like I could kind of make a sound but it put waaay more pressure on my sinuses than I anticipated and was very unpleasant. So I feel like that fact gets a pass, at least from me personally.

[@kendraabbatoy5935]

shut up nose boy!

[@lu-__-]

i just tried and i felt stupid because i genuinely can't hum past making a little sound.

[@phoenixprince1806]

i have figured out that the trick is to open the corner of your mouth just a little bit, the air just needs somewhere to escape through and then you can hum fine and the rest of your mouth is still closed to make the right sound

[@logikure7306]

​@@phoenixprince1806 then it is not really a humm because you have your mouth open. A Humm is when you make a sound with your mouth completely closed so you need your nose to exhale to be able to humm.

[@ethanlim437]

It seems to only work if you fully block airflow through your nose. If there is even a slight passage that air can escape through your nose, you can still harm, but if you stick your fingers or cotton balls up your nose, and make sure it's fully blocked, you can't hum.

[@laurendalightskinhunter]

Danny: stands like a superhero His testosterone levels: GODLIKE

[@hpfan5188]

I smell a Noel Miller reference

[@leticiaferreira6820]

That is actually "true". Look for "Amy Cuddy" up on KZbin. She has a scientific study on this.

[@bolucky564]

Why is he so thicc help

[@sappho5824]

@@sakuix3562 What? _they aren't wrong.._

[@flowerkun767]

【BASIC ・ SOFTII】 *#ThicccDanny*

[@viv2607]

"Steve killed his wife in front of a bunch of people and nobody had the power to report it. How?" well, knowledgefusion, you cant go to jail for killing a guitar, CAN YOU.

[@hannalowercase5928]

that's genius

[@averagedrawingenjoyero3352]

r/madlads

[@Lovxia]

I just said he killed himself after-

[@It_Is_Oylenox]

*That literally made me laugh out loud oh my gosh*

[@katiebell1873]

I died of laughter for about two minutes after reading this

[@hiba_stxr]

The humming one was true, here's the reason from Google bc I explain bad:It is because when you hum, you are actually exhaling, so if both your mouth and your nose is closed, the air can't escape. ... So, although you can hum for a very brief few second or two, you will be forced to open your mouth and catch your breath.

[@k.c.maiale7504]

"Stand like a super hero for 2 minutes to change your testosterone levels." Me, a desperate trans guy: 🦸‍♂️

[@k.c.maiale7504]

@@SamiMantha-op2ld oh how much I wish I could shapeshift 😭 Fr

[@hawktalon7890]

Same, I'm too poor to regularly obtain something classified as a black market steroid.

[@RobinParravel]

Did it work? Please I need to know

[@k.c.maiale7504]

@@RobinParravel It does not work 😔 Atleast not drastically enough

[@RobinParravel]

@@k.c.maiale7504 :( Guess I'll have to find another way

[@offbeatkiki]

If that baby has no nose, he definitely can't hum. (holy shit i've never gotten this many upvotes before. i make videos. plz check them out)

[@Udontkno7]

shit.

[@offbeatkiki]

I can die happy now, being everywhere on yt and someone noticing is my only goal in life

[@offbeatkiki]

Yes, I actually am a physical embodiment of the singularity, that is how I am able to view and comment on everything at once.

[@offbeatkiki]

But for real maybe we just have similar taste in 'tubers :)

[@IExistIThink]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Omg

[@ikarigozen]

Incredible fact: Despite the common misconception that Danny's full name is Daniel, it's actually Danny DeVito.

[@gabrijelbrkic7969]

Koji kurac? Zanimljivo

[@user-nu8om3me8c]

@@chrismalarkey2896 E

[@aprimalue5835]

@@user-nu8om3me8c E

[@romamendoza4169]

@@aliza1014s E

[@gabrijelbrkic7969]

@@pgallbladder i don't know what that means

[@olivia6775]

10:59 i just looked it up. justin beiber's mom's name is pattie

[@morganorwhatever]

First name Pattie, last name Mallette. I don’t know why they didn’t write Pattie Mallette or just Pattie

[@GoldenRobbery]

Answer to the Steve riddle: he poisoned her drink in a restaurant but even though tons of people saw it, nobody knew it was him

[@alfats9379]

"The only real person is Mother" Orphans: Well Imma head out

[@welp5468]

LMAO

[@Toywins]

Well damn! 😢😂😂😂

[@grayemn1409]

Orphans are free food

[@jokeer722]

Technoblade is out for blood.

[@anaj835]

@@grayemn1409 The promised neverland reference.

[@sophiestough3237]

Danny’s testosterone levels after standing like a super hero for 2 minutes:📈📈📈📈📈📈📈

[@lilyxy2k]

*stonks*

[@senpaispeed4389]

Wasnt it already like that?

[@The-Assassin-From-Hell]

*S T O N K S*

[@sophiea7]

@@senpaispeed4389 lmao

[@Cardinalt]

*S T O N K S*

[@TheFiniteSillyGuy]

the poor people have no friends thing had me laughing hard for 3 minutes

[@HushSkunk]

7:27 it’s about colorism/racism. People bleach their skin with “fairness cream” because they want fair (aka pale) skin.

[@VariantBank]

Ok

[@mochatea-fr1cf]

“The only real one in life is Mother” I like how they don’t say “My Mother”-it’s just mother. It could be your neighbor’s mother, it could be the mother of your landlord, it’s just some random “Mother” that you worship

[@CricetoFunni]

Olive’s Corner UNDERRATED COMMENT ALERT

[@amneenja5720]

9mother9horse9eyes9

[@ceptemzorpus]

it could even be the mother series of games

[@davigurgel2040]

It just sounds like it is someone called mother. Just imagine that for a second, naming your child "mother".

[@faithorcutt8776]

MOTHER RUSSIA

[@Charlie-cl5ny]

Danny has mastered the act of acting excited but still maintaining really dead inside eyes

[@not-sobeautifulrandomness8748]

I totally agree lol

[@jessicahoward9046]

This is how we British folk make it through the day

[@filmcrisis]

Jessica Howard bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 🤧🤣😭

[@thisisbananaramaandtheanth9348]

I want to upvote but you have 969 upvotes so I cant

[@unlacedshoe3696]

Just like me

[@battleblitz2581]

9:16 He killed her in a cemetery. He killed her around a lot of people, but none of them had the power to accuse him because they were all dead.

[@emmaalmond5509]

9:57 that was my first thought as well, i immediately though that steve was an executioner 🤭

[@ACEATTORNEYANDMHABRAINROT]

Same

[@cr-lc8fg]

i turned on notifications. my skin is clear, my crops are thriving, john cena is smiling kindly upon me. god himself shakes my hand. "you are truly greg"

[@saturnsings3471]

cthis is such an underrated comment

[@beccamazzola9058]

I subbed, love your profile photo!

[@User-jc5ho]

Danny must see!

[@ohboy1113]

*_GREG_*

[@isabellasiagames6380]

Greg

[@memedoggo1388]

I just realized he would be a perfect peter Parker.

[@helenfaith1508]

Rainbow Kitten how

[@sonimartinez7864]

helen rebar exactly, how?

[@gayandtired5370]

He can’t pass for 15

[@goodjobeli]

nah he likes Tom Holland too much to take his job

[@elfiekoala4885]

I think he would be a better Peter Pan

[@paperbaggy2622]

the way danny did the intro gives me vibes of the school counselor doing presentations to teach kids things they already knew about the internet

[@joshuakim2292]

6:45 I couldn’t hum and plug my nose

[@tessdemarro4636]

“Because kids like me don’t like to learn in a classroom, we like to learn on the World Wide Web.” That didn’t age well.

[@threebeanzinatux2596]

I deadass read this when he said it

[@evepistulka]

i wanna go back to the classroom grrrr

[@katana_0f_heartz]

@@threebeanzinatux2596 Same

[@afsheensuleman5016]

@@threebeanzinatux2596 same here.

[@queenqm]

@@threebeanzinatux2596 same

[@applzd]

Steve killed his wife by feeding her a burrito laced with a discreet poison. The witnesses attributed her death to bad food service, and Ernesto stole her songs

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

LMFAOO I was not expecting that reference

[@ferretgazette8355]

ernesto de la cruz...

[@PQAisha]

You won😭

[@sia1036]

UN POCO LOCOOOO

[@CheesyGabite]

ERNESTO DE LA CRUZ NOOOO

[@quickmotion1488]

Fun fact: The superhero stance is actually proven to work. but you have to be looking in a mirrior and have your arms stretched out upward. it was proven that many people that were previously shy did well in interviews because the stance made them confident.

[@netherwolves3412]

2:35 how DO you use ashes as bait. Seriously, you can’t attach ashes to a hook

[@mikejones2405]

you roll poop over the ashes and hook the poop to the line

[@netherwolves3412]

@@mikejones2405 good idea, I’ll make sure to try that. Hopefully it’s firm!

[@DasSpaceAce]

So, the thing with the eye mask, blanket/paper & drink for the corpse is primarily to keep the other passengers from realizing the person has passed away. The eye mask of course covers part of the face & makes them appear as if they're just sleeping, the blanket &/or newspaper is to cover the body or act as 'set dressing'. The drink also serves as 'set dressing', but it also serves to distract from any potential smells - gin is a particularly strong smelling alcohol & tonic water on it's own has a slightly sour smell as well, so any smells coming from the deceased can be covered up by or blamed upon the beverage. Essentially, the S.P with any unfortunate deaths midflight for any airline is to keep quiet about the fact that someone has passed & do your best to disguise the body as just sleeping. There's not really any place to store a corpse until landing, even if there was an easy way to move them out of the seat & the best they can do is keep other passengers from panic & discomfort, so they keep it very hush. When they land, they go through the process of removing the body & cleaning up any messes left behind once everyone else has disembarked.

[@moonlxght_2604]

Wow u rlly did Ur research

[@cai0409]

That’s pretty interesting. And I don’t personally think it’s disrespectful. If I have to die anyway, I HOPE it’s on a plane so they can do this to me.

[@maxsredditreadingclub8353]

Wow thanks for sharing this its really interesting

[@unlacedshoe3696]

*oH wOw*

[@ceppoc]

Wow Ronald really looking sick, you’re really white!

[@daniellagold2739]

The “stand like a superhero thing” is actually completely true, they just worded it poorly. It’s supposed to be a superhero stance, and the example most commonly used with this is the wonder woman pose of standing with your hand on your hips. It apparently tricks your brain into being more confident. There’s a TED talk on this that goes more in depth and explains the science of it. Btw the reason I know about this is bc I have a ‘professional skills’ class and they taught us to do this before interviews to build our confidence.

[@christalcavanaugh]

This was disproven to be a placebo. It doesn’t actually release more testosterone into your body

[@daniellagold2739]

Emily Geier That may be true but a placebo still can boost your confidence.

[@plzitzjustmahcheezits909]

Emily Geier Placebo still works. Some placebo is healthy, some is snake oil, but the super hero stance is definitely and example of placebo everybody would benefit from using

[@mynameisjo8222]

POWER POSE

[@tinycow_mutual]

Yeah I had to write an essay about it in english class for like ted x confidence or something?

[@rachelmcdermett4484]

Steve probably had diplomatic immunity

[@noahm44]

The stand like a superhero thing has some merit. Learned about this in college, about power stances and stuff like that to improve confidence and higher probability for performing better in job interviews! Far fetched but science-backed!

[@thesleepydot]

“The person you love the most will hurt you the most Not mother! D:” 😂😂

[@PonSealRove]

In Love With A Were that was so funny

[@Tw0Dots]

Its a joke but its true for most of us anyway lol

[@tammybowling2744]

My dog wouldn't do that

[@lanie3956]

nOt MoThErrrrrr

[@Sharmz1]

I love my dad the most but he doesnt hurt me so?

[@rachelcamasura1982]

*iT's nOT a hUmM it's jUst a sOUnD*

[@daintybitch1376]

Rachel Camasura im never going to be able to sleep again

[@rachelcamasura1982]

Mr. Person sure

[@trinalps]

Rachel Camasura im not able to do it though?????

[@StardustAnlia]

hums, face explodes

[@beautymsp1241]

1000 like

[@oliversherman2414]

I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!!!

[@Leenybear]

I finally understand why Danny is so successful, he used the superhero stance for two minutes once.

[@MoSherriCharlaSmith]

😂😂😂

[@sleepingflower245]

Danny: Millennials like you and me Me: *blinks in GenZ*

[@em-zb6gl]

Kids watching in 100 years: 👁👄👁

[@cccant6635]

i like him because he’s one of the rare internet millennials who doesn’t just talk about nostalgia, harry potter, and the fact that they love alcohol

[@nellnaa1110]

my reaction:👁👄👁❓

[@lailataluminousnight8064]

Wait they are different things?

[@luiza2801]

@@lailataluminousnight8064 i think millennials are like 19-24 years old and genz 13-18

[@aarliahh6078]

*Someone faints in public*: *someone runs over*: DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR BILL GATES TO SOEND ALL HIS MONEY

[@iwanttopetacat5500]

*I D O*

[@mooncrumble9036]

*someone faints in public* QUICK! DOES ANY ONE KNOW A GUY WHO'S COOLER THAN A GUY WITH A AK-47, A SHEPARD AND A SNOW LEPARD!?¡¿!?¡¿

[@Aliannaxenos]

the soend makes this comment so good lol

[@jimmygardler4271]

Never

[@stephaniebarrientos4486]

Spend*

[@spamtongspamton9900]

no one will ever be as cool as a shepherd with a gun and a leopard and that’s a fact

[@awesome.rats159]

this was my first danny gonzales video and itspretty epic

[@SeikiKisaki]

5:37 Oh, so we're just subscribers now, dad? I thought Greg was a FAMILY?!?!?!

[@Lea-yo7le]

gracie a you must have gotten greg confused with the children of burback

[@loveghibli]

YEAH DAD! WTH

[@heklaeir]

fairy jimin CHIM CHIM!!!!

[@rusam2040]

Seiki Kisaki we have been betrayed

[@catherinedurant7806]

i feel disrespected

[@spidaaahs]

2:00 "Were you killed?!" "Sadly, yes... *But I lived!"*

[@Sayo_81]

*gacha stories in a nutshell*

[@uniboy13]

420!!!

[@anon.aussiegaming6239]

Another answer about the quiz with Steve : He was robbing a bank or something, had everyone held at gun point, but without knowing it was Steve, his wife rebelled and Steve shot her.

[@aliciatherabbit6128]

"Nobody is real in this world except Mother-" DARK BROTHERHOOD INTENSIFIES

[@TheMisanthropist69]

Conspiracy: The nutcracker is actually holding Danny's family hostage and forcing him to make KZbin videos.

[@allisonavery7273]

Could be true

[@slytherinpride1291]

Shhh he cant tell us or a family member gets hurt

[@thedjguy4535]

Ohhh

[@charliedamcevski4929]

Aww the kid without the nose has enough problems..... he can’t hum

[@Muffinmurdurer]

hes also dead

[@jorge8596]

@@Muffinmurdurer is he?

[@Muffinmurdurer]

@@jorge8596 Unfortunately, yes.

[@yaphace]

@@Muffinmurdurer source?

[@Muffinmurdurer]

@@yaphace www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/babies/eli-finch-an-alabama-boy-who-was-born-without-a-nose-has-died-at-the-age-of-two/news-story/bd9e86fff2e39bcb2872bdf9fca045cf

[@jakemiller2507]

8:33 Who wrote these facts, Buster Bluth?

[@zoetakencareof]

i can't unhear now

[@yeetles1984]

My favorite part was Danny standing in a superhero stance while the raimi music was playing in the background

[@luispagan9170]

Wow that lady lived 40 years after being embalmed, no organs or blood. What a legend

[@whyiseverysinglehandletaken2]

wait why did i not think of that

[@TheQueenOfSheba]

Depending on the place and also year, they didn’t always do all that. In fact the vampire fear came from when people passed away and they thought they were dead, they buried them and then they come back to life, grave robbers found scratch marks inside the coffins.

[@daydream5120]

@@TheQueenOfSheba That’s one of my biggest fears

[@corahtheskeleton8062]

They did not do embalments during those times, the woman was still alive and was about to be buried so her sister accidentally saved her Since there wasn't a proper method to know for certain someone was dead, accidents like these happened often, leading to people waking up in their coffins and then suffocating to death in their own tomb Which is why, at one point, people were burried with strings attached to bells above their grave so graveyard keeps could hear the bells and dig up the "dead" person

[@meatloafer2762]

@@corahtheskeleton8062that's actually terrifying

[@skeletonman7987]

Did you know? You are not a true greg if you can’t breathe. G-inhale R-hold E-xhale G-

[@beccacatherine1143]

i'm asthmatic, am i still greg?

[@skeletonman7987]

bebe annette I’m also asthmatic, So I guess we are only gregs when we are not having an asthma attack

[@beccacatherine1143]

@@skeletonman7987 during an attack, what becomes of us? are we temporarily exiled by danny himself? do we lose our citizenship? our identities?

[@nikokeller4980]

I always mess up at the second G

[@pestbarn]

G-ust?

[@mastromjm]

the way you casually dropped that disneyland electrical parade music in there at 4:51? you are appreciated

[@thestamp4458]

That speech at the start is what my parents would tell me before they broke the news that they found my search history

[@carlyschallenge]

The whole “mother” voice he made sounded like Buster talking to his mother on Arrested Development

[@crab_dude]

or nevel from icarly

[@zina2435]

OH THAT’S WHO IT REMINDED ME OF LMAO

[@oliviad4141]

I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO THAT REMINDED ME OF

[@scomo7yearsago958]

Carly Junod I thought it was me mcracker from ‘the fairly odd parents’...

[@Evan-mt9rv]

It reminded my of John mulaney when he says "ooh duckling"

[@akiakichan]

"Nobody is real in this world, except Mother" - Rapunzel

[@megocon6454]

Lmao omg haha

[@jackk.358]

But it's buster from arrested development

[@ericleonardjr]

*Norman Bates

[@batedstudent44]

@@ericleonardjr He soounds lime stingy from lazytown

[@adrianthememechild7545]

Nothing can stop you. Except maybe the police. - Gerard Way

[@addinator6535]

flashback to when there was enough nothing in our days for these facts accounts to seem riveting enough for danny to cover

[@Rojoo165]

Your videos are so funny they give me asthma

[@cierra7246]

"nobody is real except mother" season 3 of bates motel be like

[@lyannaschwimmer869]

africkso lmao ☠️

[@courtney526]

You have legs???

[@sbbs3534]

Courtney Boyer Beauty I know right?!?? It's disgustingly shocking

[@Mudkip8330]

Thicc legg

[@MissAlexisBlack]

THIS IS REALLY SHOCKING!!

[@legofmevid]

Courtney Boyer Beauty sssssshhhhhhh, no one must know

[@clarenicke8653]

*l e g g*

[@calowenby1654]

I kind of wish Danny would re-use that “Believe it!” sound in some videos. Also, that knuckle-cracking bit was great.

[@lavendermoon8077]

3:22 i don’t remember why but i learned that certain poses make you confident in psych

[@pippa_peg]

Steve killed his wife infront of a bunch of people yet no one has the power to accuse him and send him to prison. How? Me: Steve is a politician. *BELIEVE IT!!!!*

[@katepursley2201]

Pratika Singh I said he mighta killed himself after? 🤔

[@pippa_peg]

@@katepursley2201 Plausible

[@BadWolf1237]

Pratika Singh I was gonna say, because he’s a straight white male. But... ya... a politician.

[@electro.dash.666x7]

@@BadWolf1237 As Bo Burnham out it... *"Why did God curse me to be a straight, white male?"*

[@Chewie-xm6tp]

The “BELIEVE IT” reminds me of naruto

[@Myfluffynoturs]

The fact about “standing like a superhero” is real but they definitely made it sound crazier than it is. The concept is called power posing (the superhero sort of pose where you put your hands on your hips). Studies have shown that people tend to feel more confident, etc after they power pose so that’s why the fact listed off so many crazy benefits of power posing.

[@shirinjamali8906]

yeah def! they also used it in greys anatomy before preforming brain surgery

[@sairahaslam7770]

Actually that study was disproved in a big way because it wasn’t scientifically sound. You can read about it the NYT article “When the Revolution Came for Amy Cuddy”

[@dylpickle0927]

@@sairahaslam7770 We literally did it in one of my college classes and it worked. Even if it isn't scientifically sound, there's at least a placebo effect

[@DriscolDevil]

@@sairahaslam7770 Thank you! It's a bit of a pet peeve of mine when people see a clickbait article or a ted talk claiming it was "scientifically proven" and repeating that as fact without doing a tiny bit of research.

[@DriscolDevil]

@@dylpickle0927 What do you mean by "it worked" and do you understand what the placebo effect is? You are basically saying it works but only as well as literally anything else that you think will work. A sugar pill can have a placebo effect, that doesn't mean sugar pills make you more confident. It's about the framing.

[@sophiea7]

“Shepard with his leopard” Danny needs to make a song about that

[@catgirl185]

Power poses are pretty great. It can boost confidence. I don’t know about what the thing was saying, but it is recommended when you are nervous about something. Kinda like fake-it-til-you-make-it.

[@clarabellen]

"Why do you have to roast this baby? With no nose...he's got enough problems. He can't even smell." This was so funny to me, I had to rewind and then transcribe it here hahahah ♥

[@dalilahkeller9471]

8:04

[@vit7890]

congrats

[@clarabellen]

@@vit7890 for what?

[@alex-fs9yt]

"This shepherd with an AK-47 and a leopard." _BARS_

[@countess9743]

I read this the second he said this Iɴʜᴀʟᴇ

[@Cat-yx7xc]

ء

[@floo1465]

@Alexander Steel A German walked into a BAR. He died.

[@floo1465]

@Daniel 2 impossible to tell with that camera

[@floo1465]

@Daniel 2 the darker furniture actually makes me think it IS an ak-47, AKMs typically have lighter colored furniture

[@StarShine-mo6eu]

Danny : HUMMING IS JUST A LIL NOISE Me : **Hums "My heart will go on" while holding my nose** 👁️👄👁️

[@maxmfpayne]

When Danny walked back from doing the superhero stance he hit the exact Batman Arkham walking animation

[@mono414]

Danny says ‘Mother’ like he’s Neville from iCarly

[@pixel_cherry]

Anyone who disrespects Mother will rue the day!!!

[@lyricmarriott530]

"Motherrr run a bath !"

[@mossycobbIe]

Wait People are actually names Neville?

[@mikkuozz]

there was a neville in iCarly...??

[@ally6721]

@@mikkuozz yeah Nevel the really annoying dude that constantly sabotaged them

[@leannuh47]

Why have schools anymore when there is Instagram?

[@jameschiri1726]

Leannuh Renee exactly

[@imacowboybaby3492]

Leannuh Renee my class has an instagram

[@mnjeh]

I’m so proud to be your 666th like

[@Galaxy-ik6lw]

@@imacowboybaby3492 my teacher has an Instagram and so does her cat the sad part is her cat gets more followers than her

[@kaawilkerson]

1 more like and you will have 1k likes

[@TANHAMM]

The superhero pose is a real one! I learned about it in my social psychology class!

[@sugarcoatedslaughterhouse4937]

I had a teacher make me watch a Ted talk about that super hero pose thing. It’s called power posing or something similar, and there’s some kind of theoretical psychology behind it. Although that wasn’t about specifically, like, posing like a superhero it’s more like just avoiding being closed off to trick your brain into being confident for a little bit.

[@localcryptid740]

Steve killed his wife in a morgue so the only witnesses were also dead.

[@user-sg6ww7ts6n]

steve is a ghost

[@destineyvillegas9642]

He used poison mixed into a drink

[@ddiamond1572]

Steve t-posed after killing her and the witnesses let him go out of fear.

[@samalamadingdong6893]

Heheh yeah

[@brooke6531]

naudia or all the people helped him, or he did it in a grave yard

[@zodial123]

Danny - what’s up Greg it’s me Danny Me - what’s up Danny it’s me greg

[@angie6004]

Is ur name Greg?

[@angie6004]

I know, but it would be really funny if someone was actually named Greg

[@lavenderadaklin5476]

Lol

[@rosemurray857]

The ceiling

[@perryisthehat]

@Yonder Plays unless you're not then you're craig and craig sucks

[@emmarose7738]

I come back to this so often it always makes me die laughing

[@katheranstewart]

Conspiracy theory: Danny is secretly the nutcracker correction officer and the nutcracker in the back was arrested for tax evasion ❤

[@monet2909]

i’m so obsessed with this never aging 14 yr old

[@theapoop2240]

monet so.. whos gonna tell ha?

[@emmawhite4893]

Lmaoooo😂😂😂😂

[@dalilahkeller9471]

That's creepy

[@ahuman3642]

He is 26

[@mrowoknuckles4260]

@@ahuman3642 r/wooosh

[@nicholaswong2184]

I literally started watching this channel cause I was like "oh hey, cute boy with pretty eyes" and now I'm hooked cause this guy is funny af

[@-psilo-9071]

flused eomijin

[@piercer5572]

- Psilo - are you okay

[@misterlungs5244]

yed? test one eight

[@mia-iw6fl]

Hi is your day is your time to come to the park tycoon park and then go to the park tycoon park and then go to the park tycoon park and then go to the park tycoon park and then go to the park tycoon park world park tycoon park and then park tycoon and then go to the park

[@seedping]

Same

[@davidmccormick1996]

As ridiculous as it may sound, that whole "stand like a superhero" is legit. I've heard it as the Wonderwoman Pose, but it's actually been demonstrated to work. Is it practical? I mean, you're not going to notice tremendous changes or anything.

[@oneofthoseyoutubeusers]

4:13 for a minute i thought this meant bill gates only had 218 million dollars idk why im so stupid 😔

[@xoanchoredforeverox]

I'm from Philly and honestly other philly people destroying a hitch hiking robot is probably one of the most philly things ever lmao

[@wannabedj1999]

was thinking the same thing

[@devinhallway3290]

Vicky I'm from philly too and i can back this statement

[@hringurh5176]

I like how Danny acts like mute people cannot communicate in any way

[@colorcodedcoral533]

Oof

[@Tw0Dots]

They’re mute! How can they...pfft nah. Nahhh, no communication whatsoever ever _forever_

[@dappa.992]

Mingle Pringle r/wooshh.

[@therainbowwillow4453]

Hringur H. As we type this lmao

[@TwojstaryHub]

Actially Yes. The only thing they Can do is die *Believe it*

[@icemaster-]

That part about the guitar shaped trees is true, just very under-explained. I watched a documentary about it when I was little.

[@RegalFrog42]

This video is an absolute classic