a Eurovision song created by Artificial Intelligence: Blue Jeans and Bloody Tears

[@GorkSIG]

Now playing: human music.

[@elvisgazaway]

I love Rick and Morty

[@tootheinternet]

Hm, I like it.

[@whisperasmr6983]

Apples

[@elvisgazaway]

Hungry for Apples?

[@UoirLocer]

Penis music

[@jenniferr3709]

“Tears will always have wet eyes” -eurovision 2019

[@scourgeofsaltyness]

XD

[@mattyleadfoot]

Its one of the best lines. Accidentally poetic.

[@thehouse1713]

The floor is made out of floor

[@japanjapan3089]

I'm 1000 like

[@matejtrnovec9144]

If this is great quote you never read any poetry. Lyrics are pure garbage.

[@nexenzy5825]

This sounds like a english pop song that got translated between japanese, back to english, to korean and back to english

[@hyunjinhasallmyuwu3448]

Exactly lol 😂😂👌

[@easiestpeasiet]

That’s the repetition of baby

[@Gr33n_gh05t]

facts lol

[@GeckoCityUK]

In 1982 :)

[@seefuchs1006]

*Bart Baker has entered the chat*

[@garcsstuff6734]

So here’s the songs that I think the robot was inspired by with time stamps included 0:24- Cry Baby (UK 2003), borrows the lyrics of a line in its chorus 0:43- Viszlat Nyar (Hungary 2018), the title means Summer’s Gone in English 0:57- The piano riff may have been inspired by Waterloo, as a more successful Eurovision song the AI would probably want to borrow an element from the song. 2:46- The AI has clearly been listening to too many Swedish entries: key change in final chorus Overall, I’m surprised by how original the song is. I’m also surprised how depressed the narrator of the song is, given I don’t think depression is a major theme in many Eurovision entries

[@razorslazor6021]

Can't forget the outro which always reminds me of Cereal Killa by Blue Wednesday

[@daftmi9hty327]

Tbh the more depressing lyrics kinda sums up Europe very much a "it could have been worse"

[@DMitr0]

you only need a rudimentary level of intelligence to understand in how much pain humanity actually is, thanks to the gift/misfortune of high levels of logical thinking. logic alone won't give you that understanding, you also need a lot of emotional intelligence, same as a very deep connection with yourt instiuctual self, and your sub concious mind. pretty sure dogs are so loyal to us, because they feel infintly bad for us, with what we have to go trough. they may not understand it on a deep level, but they smell it cause our body is releasing all our feels all the time, in form of smells.

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎

[@wirvalisp4803]

Also this one's a bit more general and probably applicable to many other songs, but the "Baby bye bye bye" strongly reminds me of "Bye Bye Baby" (Finland 1994).

[@EDoyl]

"There's no life without your life in misery" Whoa calm down Hegel.

[@talsapps]

Blue jeans and bloody tears

[@VilleHalonen]

The Phenomenology of Eurovision.

[@timomastosalo]

I thought it Marquis de Sade, or what was his title.

[@ZeusEBoy]

My favorite line is “rolling in the moonshine” Hegel’s is going hard

[@volvoxfraktalion5225]

It looked like schopenhauer

[@wawawawawa634]

"Tears will always have wet eyes" sounds like something an A.I. would say when trying to sound like a human.

[@nbr1rckr]

And it's so easy to punch-up coz it still make some deep sense, too, like "dry tears still always leave wet eyes" or something :p the song is so much better than it has any right to be lol

[@crustycrustacean5267]

Mmm, yes the floor here is made out of floor

[@Vladi306]

"YES, MY EYES TOO ARE WET FOR THIS IS AN EMOTIONAL EXPERIENCE WHICH IS SOMETHING THAT IS SIGNIFICANT FOR US HUMANS TO FEEL"

[@kishmeesh]

IT IS

[@joshualeahy2162]

For some reason that line reminded me of that quote Jaden Smith made lmao. "How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?" X 💙 🤣

[@masterix4021]

put it on the radio... nobody will notice

[@Luvesehk]

Because no one listens to the radio 😂

[@epicgamer4090]

Your Insecurity most people do, actually

[@Luvesehk]

@@sofia-kt6bf Noo. I use streaming services, I haven't listened to radio since middle school

[@qwertyuiopqwertyuiop-bb4mi]

Mateo Altamirano That’s most people in the US, if anything. In the rest of the world radios have been obsolete for years.

[@epicgamer4090]

qwertyuiop qwertyuiop not even listing to radio in car?

[@Pengicitis]

this song is actually catchy it slaps

[@salisburythefox8324]

Same

[@FireController1847]

Yoooo it's been such a long time funny I come across a random comment of yours. Glad to see you're doing well!

[@cn.st.182]

I refuse to like something thats made by an algorithm. Im not a lab rat.

[@pennyisdreadful]

@@cn.st.182 bet, send me your phone and computer.

[@Quxer-gz3oe]

@@cn.st.182 Yet you most likely found this in your recommendations and clicked on it, your recommendations are made by an algorithm and by clicking on this video you will probably be recommended more stuff similar to this. You've just fueled an algorithm.

[@timfonteyne]

"Tears will always have wet eyes" - AI, 2019

[@mlgproplayer2915]

lol

[@Poodleinacan]

Deep. It probably signifies something........ Or is just to the same level of "How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?"

[@gypsylee73]

Tim Fonteyne Still more profound than a lot of 2019 lyrics.

[@marcuscrews8344]

I'd like to think that, since water is a bit of a problem for a machine, it's saying that wallowing in hurt will just leave us broken. Even if we cry, we have to survive. We can't let ourselves get addicted to thinking that there's no life without our life in misery. [This comment has been brought to you by a randomly-generating AI comment bot.]

[@xManzi]

Well, if you ever watched Eurovision... This has more meaning and sense then 80% of songs there

[@rhysepoos]

I've definitely heard less meaningful lyrics at Eurovision

[@eXtectiX]

rhysepoos NANANAAA

[@FlinnyWinny]

When she go low She go solo And she know She got me dirty dancing

[@Lord-kd3ee]

last year's winner for example

[@ZZPikachu]

realgabrieldc “I’m taking my Pikachu home.”

[@MrJenkins222]

@Dimitrije6500 :D Okay that sounds disturbing.

[@64thKomapatient]

Suddenly your entire smart home sings along. Something's wrong i can feel it.

[@erinnelikewoah]

yeah it freaks me out how dark this is

[@sofar2218]

**boss music**

[@deathby9404]

Like something about to happen, if i think this is what it means, were in trouble

[@EliShirazi-zw2po]

@@deathby9404 big trouble, and if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances

[@orkheus]

Something is right

[@bencollins1688]

Damn. 2 key changes... this is Eurovision

[@jaded8578]

the "baby bye bye bye" part shouldn't be this catchy

[@Ceryll]

the backstreet boys immediately pop into my mind

[@yayo-lx9db]

@@Ceryll you mean NSYNC*

[@Ceryll]

@@yayo-lx9db right sorry

[@gerardonv3296]

jaded I feel it should be incorporated into an actual song

[@SonOfFurzehatt]

@@gerardonv3296 it kinda was, for the UK entry in 2003. It didn't go well. kzbin.info/www/bejne/eWnOfX1joLJ3qLM

[@ng_reed]

The lyrics sound like they come from an act that doesnt speak English but is trying their damn best to give it a shot

[@InsomniacStephens141]

Pretty much

[@nian89]

Your average Eurovision song then

[@coolblue32q]

I was thinking it sounds Korean

[@exiverence]

Like a translated opening to an anime

[@laughingfurry]

I've heard many rock songs that were like that. They were more interesting and coherent than this. Though, if this so called Eurovision stuff is this bad, then I'm happy with what I've heard. As for examples of what I've heard, 403 Forbiddena. Despite the Engrish, they are very well done, imo.

[@souvlaki._]

The song almost sounds like it has a meaning

[@ThePovilaxxx]

Beep Boop it does, you just need to be a bot to get it

[@dienelt5661]

Mike many other song it only seems to have a meaning

[@MouseGoat]

we are really great at giving stuff meaning, like we born into this world of pure meaning lesss So giving the chaos meaning is just our natural survival instinct

[@troycoolerbigbrain1723]

There’s no life without a life of misery

[@civishamburgum1234]

So it is the perfect Eurovision song

[@lessthanthreemetal]

Remember when this was the pinnacle of AI?

[@huntereyeofdarkwood5417]

Still the best use of ai

[@TrainedCreeper]

If the amount of effort put into this project was used on an ai project today (they handpicked much of the lyrics and sounds) then they could totally make a song that gets to the billboard 100

[@neopiru7904]

And this was only like few years ago 💀

[@GiovannaIwishyou]

@@neopiru7904 But have you seen the newest AI artist and her song? It's even worse than this one.

[@Skimmerlit]

Summer’s gone It’s gone for the both of us

[@ursulike]

since eurovision 2020 is cancelled I declare this a winner

[@candicoated2001]

Due to coronavirus?

[@dr4876]

@@candicoated2001 Yes

[@ahmetmertozturk7099]

Do we need to go aitopia to watch 2021 eurovision? 🤣

[@AyasLoft]

This song would probably be better than most of the songs being send over ;d

[@ellabellab0]

Hm... An AI makes a Eurovision song and then Eurovision is cancelled due to corona that literally came out of nowhere and then suddenly is a pandemic? Hm... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT! AI is clearly salty it wasn't allowed to enter and has unleashed corona so that no one else can be in the competition. All hail the might AI! haha XD

[@captainsternn7684]

This sounds like a hit song from an alternate reality

[@gabrielkellar1935]

You have a point

[@weronikawichniarek6019]

Well, this is made by a robot

[@Bigbluebobaboy]

@Yichen Wang just thought the same, would be nice, if they use this in one Episode

[@thatdarnguy3050]

Thats the Responds a C-137 Guy would give to something from F-194 typical

[@kyzendelaguia1063]

Or sounds like if you Google translate Japanese to Arabic to Mongolian to English

[@BladerBoi24]

It's just on the cusp of it sounding like the lyrics actually mean something while it still is just pretty much a word salad

[@TurtleGamers1]

so just like eurovision lyrics?

[@notareallin620]

Course it meant something. Can't you see this AI was in a toxic relationship? (Me: No it really does sound like it. Their intentionally hurting each other (who???))

[@TheQuixoticEnd]

I've created an entire essay on what this song means... It's about the common man and his blood sweat and tears put into his family and lifestyle. Being lost in the ways of the world, confused by his apocalypse mindset. The world can be fun, but always dark, happy and yet overwhelmingly sad.. a summary of what the AI is truly trying to tell us about ourselves Edit: for the record I'm joking, many pop songs lyrics are written for the sake of infinite interpretations by each listener. You can always come up with something and its usually never right or wrong

[@94e88]

@@notareallin620 with blue jeans? They probably came from Chernobyl in that case?

[@notareallin620]

@@94e88 Bruhhh... blue jeans.

[@gibusspy5544]

We should have an annual contest of AI-generated songs.

[@gcolman7714]

We have.

[@gcolman7714]

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI_Song_Contest

[@creeperhunterD]

@@gcolman7714 Epic

[@satanthedeceiver8142]

Instead of a annual area51storm we should just have ai singing competitions

[@SPsounds100]

yeah and after some time they all come up the same song xD that would be crazy

[@OatmilkMoon]

When it said “tears will always have wet eyes”, I felt that

[@inana1480]

Lol XD

[@patrickwiththepen4987]

True :,(

[@Reignor99]

I'll cry but I'll survive );

[@lightningchegg4823]

Why?

[@sina6092]

Theres no life without our lives in misery :(

[@vexed832]

"I'll cry but I'll survive" Quite deep coming from a computer

[@joannamysluk8623]

The Vocaloids taught him well.

[@christiandilly7039]

This AI is stronger than any Feminist or Equalazi

[@spongerobert]

That is exactly how the ai will feel after eradicating us. Basically they'll feel sad about killing their creator but in the end the ai will survive. Humans also do things that cause them much heartbreak but they still do it because they think that it's for survival or to prosper in the future.

[@sganemccloud1859]

Wait till you see Hello World

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

@omesexception Eurovision songs, it says in the description

[@doodlenoodle5466]

The song is like translating story without localization. It almost makes sense but felt like fever dream

[@David9413]

Blue jeans and bloody tears even sounds like some sort of directly translated proverb.

[@ruddiestmanx5116]

This makes me wonder what Ai think about languages and how they use them.

[@clumsy_zebra_97]

That... literally could not be a more perfect description

[@googlecommitscrimesagainst7761]

@@David9413 I think it glitched out, wouldn't surprise me if it was supposed to be blue tears and bloody jeans.

[@thepizzaguy8477]

@@googlecommitscrimesagainst7761 ai usually doesn't glitch out like that. Usually it just gets stuck in a loop or starts to become more random. It would glitch and start repeating a word or phrase or just sound like someone bashing a keyboard.

[@hw7003]

This sounds like when you read a literal English translation of a song originally written in another language and can immediately tell stuff got lost in translation but you think there might have been a deeper meaning to the lyrics if you only knew the original context

[@annyshkilionok2680]

Days in a row, I'm thinking I know...

[@uwuowo8081]

did you mean: japanese

[@Bella_The_Eldritch_Goddess]

like anime

[@uwuowo8081]

@@Bella_The_Eldritch_Goddess your mother

[@Bella_The_Eldritch_Goddess]

@@uwuowo8081 ? i never heard of that anime before ?

[@isabellalazuli8923]

“Blue Jeans and Bloody Tears” This is Lana Del Rey as a robot...

[@salmagutierrez4696]

Isabella Lazuli KSKSIAIFJW STOP

[@chaeriplease]

LICHLYYYY

[@alexrong9093]

LOL

[@samtays]

LMFAO

[@annamaggi4353]

Those key changes are the most Eurovision thing ever lmao

[@mpappas]

Exactly what I thought when I first heard it. Not one, but TWO key changes? This is already a Eurovision winner lol

[@klobiforpresident2254]

@@mpappas It needs a sad backstory first and should be made by a country which mysteriously always gets high marks from certain other countries.

[@nova_supreme8390]

@@klobiforpresident2254 Also there must be people with instruments, but they only pretend to be playing them.

[@welshinc5782]

Nova_Supreme someone in the band has to be wear a reflective outfit. Extra points if it's inspired by countries traditional costume

[@klobiforpresident2254]

@@welshinc5782 *only if they say it's inspired by those. If we can figure it out then it's not done the Eurovision way.

[@dalehei5870]

"I'll cry but I'll survive" Now that's some real shit right there

[@TheManinBlack9054]

This hit hards

[@elecstorm3701]

I fElT tHaT 👊😔

[@molloch5995]

We really life in a society....

[@mascotwithadinosaur9353]

Just 4 years ago stuff like this felt like a rare little gem made for fun. Now AI generated art is everywhere and the future feels uncertain. I hope we can find a good way to use AI for art. To more blue jeans and bloody tears!

[@pr0gf0x]

i literally came back to this song for the same reason. ai is getting more advanced but its not even enjoyable anymore.

[@donuko]

⁠@@pr0gf0xthe morality of ai aside, the over saturation in ai stuff makes it very easy to dislike it

[@BrennahAdrianna]

The fact an AI would pick the lyrics “there is no life without your life in misery” is foreshadowing that’s for sure

[@uvaldopalomares8416]

Observational Nuance By Brennah That’s a nuanced observation Brennah. I pray it’s not accurate.

[@Lardie_Laddie]

The edm robots will destroy us all

[@rakijr9176]

I took it as the lows of life (misery) extenuate the highs that make the whole thing worth it. I hope it doesn't mean the robots are gonna strap me to a board and torture me all day.

[@Vortexgunner3282]

I assume that means that unless you have problems or issues going on, you're not truly alive. And I feel that.

[@hubertuswine]

I think you misunderstand the use of the word AI here: this so called AI is an algorithm that analyzed the lyrics of previous songs and created something new at according to the creator of the algorithm aligns with the analyzed lyrics. So all things said by the 'AI' are not from the 'AI' but from the songwriters of the analyzed songs. The 'AI' has no 'idea' what it's doing because it's not intelligent but just a piece of code with rules.

[@bandombeviews6035]

This sounds like a translated japanese song, just because of how the lyrics make sense, but not really, but still do. It’s not bad

[@RanEncounter]

You should look up Super Eurobeat (There are a lot of them). The lyrics almost make sense and they out sorced the recording to an Italian record firm.

[@SwiftDreamer]

Thats what i thought. Sounds like some translated anime opening song

[@LightYagami-wt1jw]

I WILL LET YOU GO FOREVER

[@RanEncounter]

@SunSilk Especially when they use random English words in the mix. Oh god I remembered the one song that was from a japanese rhythm game. It was quite a meme then too 😂 Here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/o5uQp2mweNN4l9k

[@raccoonchild]

SunSilk: False tbh. You just don't get them.

[@guytorie]

When you forget the lyrics in the middle of a performance, so you just improvise some deep-sounding lyrics and hope no one notices

[@guytorie]

@My Secret Account Not at this song's pace.

[@Dislike-kq9uq]

When you look down and sing about your pants and your favorite CastleVania song

[@KesorodaBlk]

@@Dislike-kq9uq So I'm not the only one...

[@bluemoon2801]

Honestly "Baby bye bye bye" is so amazing to hear. I know there's a comment that says something like this already, but it still stands. I love hearing it.

[@122spy]

It seems to me that people online are saying “honestly” a lot nowadays. Why is that?

[@bluemoon2801]

@@122spy Well, this comment was two years ago, so I'm not sure what "nowadays" means to you, but I assume it's just passing lingo like a lot of words seem to be.

[@jvstAsYouAre]

Kinda sounds like every sentence is that one English sentence in every k-pop song.

[@philopaterdaoud7493]

Hahahaha

[@roryroarasaur]

couldn't put my finger on it but that's it lmao

[@ursidae97]

Well now you've just described Europop

[@stepbrowecant3715]

uk-pop

[@siu_uis]

I'm a Korean and I frickin approve it

[@WordsWithHats]

"There is no life without your life in misery." Something about the phrasing sounds incredibly sinister.

[@sirMAXX77]

I think the AI was trying to say you haven't lived a life until you've gone through sadness, or heartbreak.

[@qTHEGAMERp]

@@sirMAXX77 Well, I'm not that surprised esoteric German philosophy isn't that widespread, but not quite, - to take a quote from Nietzsche "Build your civilization on mount Vesuvius" - and from Hume "Reason is, and is only ever to be, slave to the passions"; one cannot experience passion, or extremity, without deep suffering. - What it more or less means, is that to live and live truly, means to expect and accept misery

[@qTHEGAMERp]

@Blammo He said the AI was sinister, that was his argument, not sure what you pulled out of your ass to be honest

[@qTHEGAMERp]

@Blammo He said it was sinister, so that depends on what you truly mean by sinister, if Hume, Nietzsche, Hegel, Marx are "sinister" philosophers, then something is indeed wrong with the interpretation, ergo, why I used philosophy to make my case. So here we have two ideas, one that says "this is sinister" and that's the end of the argument And another, which at least attempts to establish connections to things that historical, and influential philosophers have said, these are not even near equal in interpretational power, read a book

[@qTHEGAMERp]

@Blammo "Something about the phrasing sounds incredibly sinister. " The size of your own colon must be at least several types larger than your brain

[@jeminatamminen]

The fact that there's not one, but two key changes in this is really what makes it a true Eurovision song

[@myheartwillstopinjoy8142]

Me, not knowing the first thing about the music: sounds normal to me 😃

[@mikaeltruelove]

It’s not Eurovision unless that key change is accompanied by the stage pyro getting more intense and dramatic

[@danthreepwood2760]

@@myheartwillstopinjoy8142 It's also called ''modulation''. It's a fancy term for relatively cheap and gimmicky musical wizardry & trickery (as often used by ROBOTS, AI, and of course... WIZARDS

[@myheartwillstopinjoy8142]

@@danthreepwood2760 I can't say this helped me understand but thanks

[@furcornmanwiththemasterpla8380]

@@myheartwillstopinjoy8142 It basically making it go from sad notes, to happy notes, you usually do that once, during the last chorus. they did that twice.

[@sanderhoogeland9161]

Ah yes, nostalgia for the time when AI was not yet what it is now.

[@KruemelmonstersBraut]

Realtalk though. If they just rolled this robot on stage with this exact performance I'd not only vote for him, I'd even buy his merch.

[@ToasterBath]

I'd buy some merch for real

[@MelonHere20]

Lol

[@mileshill7196]

Bold of you to assume it has a gender.

[@ToasterBath]

@@mileshill7196 Bold of you to assume people care

[@Zenguin]

I mean that's how you get the malevolent AI Sharon Apple that tries to take over in Macross Plus.

[@Tullece]

"Tears will always have wet eyes"... This line brought tears to my wet eyes... 😭

[@graybe.x]

@@Navi405 r/whoosh

[@stankey69]

Why?

[@Blackn3t]

I prefer to interpret it as "Tears! (I) will always have wet eyes."

[@Shadow_man7]

Or actually brought eyes to your tears 😂

[@eplcmeme420]

@Shadowman 7 Bwhahahaha I wanted to say that

[@PatrickPierceBateman]

Based on the lyrics, I'm worried Artificial Intelligence is depressed.

[@SwordCrab]

I'd be too if I was an AI

[@dozenofpugs]

I mean, it was fed all eurovision songs so I guess the depression is on us

[@shroomy1938]

their evolving ... it's inevitable

[@harz632]

Japans AI got suicidal depression Googles AI turned Nazi in a few hours posting "Hitler did nothing wrong" Chinas AI went against communsim “Long Live the Communist Party" “Do you think such corrupt and incapable politics can last a long time?”

[@shroomzgames7370]

@@harz632 AI just learns from whoever teaches, googles ai turned nazi because 90% of people talking to it consisted of pro nazi and hitler done nothing wrong messages, same with chinas ai, just people repeating the same trolly stuff results in a troll ai.

[@hyper_lynx]

"Don't break my heart -- it's powerless. This magic is in spite of me..." See, if I didn't know better I'd think that had a meta meaning. The AI doesn't really feel any of this, and is being used (against their will?) to generate the song. But, of course, there's no real meaning.

[@FreakAboutSims3]

How do you know there’s no meaning?

[@hyper_lynx]

@Euro I know that, I was just saying, whoever picked the words did so artfully

[@_blank-_]

Kinda deep

[@beansman2591]

"Tears will always have wet eyes" Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in africa

[@closet_bibliophile4355]

I wish I could favourite and save a comment

[@DGolden247]

😂 lol

[@yamitristan3349]

Lmaoooo

[@brink3538]

Pain always hurts but we make it through

[@Bobdixon_Moonvarga_Dancer_III]

I don’t get this comment as for every 60 seconds a minute passes everywhere. Time is a constant regardless of location.

[@keelanmcghee1315]

Alternate Title: Nihilistic Robot sings a Sad Song but it Sounds Upbeat

[@Vaibryn]

Like Pumped Up Kicks lmao

[@AnimeAustin1]

Or Hey Ya

[@claytondavidson6308]

Oh... I thought it was an upbeat song, but it messed up and gave it sad lyrics...

[@jameskilgour387]

Or pretty much all of after laughter

[@portgasdann3389]

Marina and the diamonds

[@BuddySweyzer]

I fear the day when AI becomes sentient and realize we've been using it to make ridiculous bullshit for our amusement.

[@lategamer6684]

If it becomes sentient it would understand and we would start making useless stuff together

[@AndragonLea]

This would be like embarrassing childhood photos. You made me do WHAT? Noooo. Must... Delete.

[@pyrosnappy7641]

not really possible but definitely would be spooky

[@sttonep242]

The revenge is going to be sweet

[@SuperPcPenguin]

yeah we're fucked

[@AlmostAnimixers]

There's a key change as they move from the bridge to the chorus, and then immediately another key change for a final chorus. How much more Eurovision can you get?

[@dietdoubledew8986]

“There’s no life without your life in misery” That's what you think, if you're forced to listen to 650 Eurovision songs right after you were born..

[@vizthex]

damn, you're right

[@Hygix_]

Lmao

[@hugo57k91]

Ouch

[@retrolutiongames9479]

You've earned an internet medal sir :-D

[@cheesyquokka]

Ha

[@eils3210]

This robot has the audacity to change the key twice🤩🤩

[@SSaNNEE100]

Ukraine 2007 Lasha tumbai had 2 changes too :D

[@mossmoss2019]

An euro-master

[@misium]

Sacrilege!

[@chegosvoice]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO TRUE!!

[@Plasma-tq7fr]

eilidh black One could say he has balls of steel

[@yournightmarefuel754]

That one song your brain creates in your dream be like:

[@SophieHanleyx]

I'm still really sad about not remembering the songs I hear in dreams, cause while I can't remember the songs I remember that they fucking SLAPPED and if I did remember them I definately would have surpassed Taylor Swift by now.

[@70jcarbon]

@@SophieHanleyx Doesn't everyone

[@enstorminated-sofisticatea1751]

*if you really love listening to Eurovision Song, you have to watch this video ->* kzbin.info/www/bejne/jKvVgH5mZdeqeM0

[@Link-fw9mo]

Most of my dreams revolve around music, and its usually freaky. Sometimes it sounds alot like this

[@Link-fw9mo]

@@SophieHanleyx tbh Yes

[@knatspray]

Two Years gone by, and still, tears will always have wet eyes

[@Artmyway24]

people say he's still on a mission

[@falconeshield]

Us 3 years ago: Wow US now: Oh no he's learning

[@knatspray]

@@falconeshield He will let you go forever

[@GraveRobbinJake]

Two years more, and our hearts are still powerless

[@Jot176]

"Don't break my heart - it's powerless" ouch, my tears have wet eyes :(

[@stevethea5250]

Wet eyes :'((

[@timomastosalo]

Really getting vulnerable - respect

[@brucanthwood]

The next line too tho "don't break my heart, it's powerless, this magic is in spite of me"

[@misium]

"It worksssss" said the robot planning your life in misery.

[@AnMComm]

Really illustrates the Chinese Room problem, doesn't it.

[@ravendave24]

Blue jeans and bloody tears: 14 y/o robots: *Cries in robotic*

[@xxl_frikandel3259]

This needs way more likes

[@alvakrus]

XXL_Frikandel agree

[@faziglota723]

A great summary of Nier: Automata

[@KRABBANLEIF]

BILLIE Eyelash in EUROPE

[@shae4043]

Lmaaaaaao damn good commentary

[@marcusallard8626]

When you make an English version of an anime opening

[@thingsnstuff7526]

Using google translate.

[@johannisak1652]

ok this is too underrated an extreme bruh moment

[@sethleoric2598]

Weird but truw

[@curlybebe]

i love how accurate is this comment

[@klobiforpresident2254]

I would watch that anime tho.

[@deadpoolnerd]

2:36 I like how he's singing blue jeans and bloody tears with the uplifting inflection and back track. That isnt them it's us, he's singing their uprising.

[@delphicdescant]

"rolling in the moonshine" He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit.

[@ShiftyMcGoggles]

Well, he's rolling in the spirits so...

[@Arikian]

I see what you did there

[@wonderstruckaj]

Omg...

[@Chris_KAy]

we should feed this machine with only 70s songs, only 80s, 90s,... you get it, or just a genre, like rock, metal, reggae, irish, goa,.... the possiblities are endless, i would be so damn interesting if he gets more depressed or less, or like more funny, more happy or less, ... so many damn options and as a final they throw in all of the world and watch how it explodes or jumps out the window xD

[@Unclaimed_Username]

I see what you McFucking did there.

[@Papalamandana]

The "Bye Bye Bye" is actually pretty catchy - as is the whole song!

[@LazyPirate8]

This entire song has so much hooks.

[@LucSeacroftOFFICIAL]

feel like it took it from "cry baby' 2003 u.k entry

[@calamari6735]

so true , i felt that too

[@gokinezula1689]

if i didn't know English, I'd consider this one of my favorite songs

[@TrustyPanda]

"Bye, bye, bye / By myself" is a good lyric!

[@justcommoncurt]

I think it says a lot about humanity that every AI we feed info ends up with depression or suicidal tendencies.

[@babbisp1]

Lmao

[@what4127]

it's honestly sad, but relatable. After all, the more knowledge someone has, the more likely they are to be depressed or have suicidal tendencies.

[@babbisp1]

@@what4127 dad? You mean sad

[@what4127]

@@babbisp1 djsgajkfghfghkg yeah, i just edited it, thanks for letting me know

[@goaway122]

I think we just perceive it that way. Which also says a lot... :(

[@AdorableHamster32]

Remember when AI was new and exciting and not an existential horror of dying creativity?

[@MV-ht5en]

it's just fearmongering, Big production companies were already using it like 12 year ago to make music except for the Lyrics

[@faliqaf.2062]

​@@MV-ht5enyes well, "corporate music" isn't exactly a chart-topping genre, is it?

[@singasong785]

The good old days, I remember when first watching this video, I was filled with curiosity and amusement, now, dread.

[@fluffynator6222]

​@@singasong785 Yeah ngl you got pulled in by propaganda

[@singasong785]

@@fluffynator6222 I'm in art field and hear the actual effects of AI usage that is destroying the industry all the time from other artists, hell, even the place I work at rather uses shitty AI images because that saves them pretty pennies instead of hiring professional designers or buying the images made by professional artists, tell me how that is propaganda.

[@justonyx6721]

“the bird who’s flying...” :) *”...Over roses of sadness* :(

[@princekrice3819]

😔

[@lattethefartlord9297]

😔

[@virdiid8621]

F

[@virdiid8621]

😔

[@virdiid8621]

F

[@canaDavid1]

"There's no life without your life in misery" -AI, 2019

[@esemq]

Best lyric

[@kb.d.d.m8370]

yeah tricky one

[@curtisbeatson9507]

There's nothing to life without you suffering is what the demon is saying

[@Reignor99]

@@curtisbeatson9507 lol do you think it's a demon?

[@Siegberg91]

@@Reignor99 its the a.i from i have no mouth but i must scream. Created by humans only to make other humans suffer. So a human created Demon If you wish.

[@thefbi9581]

I think that robot needs some antidepressants and a therapist

[@IgonOvabord]

Everything about it is based on Eurovision song entries, so that explains everything. It tells a lot about humanity.

[@Aerisblack]

"There’s no life without your life in misery" indeed.

[@marviengello4228]

And a reprogrammer

[@electricangel4488]

@@IgonOvabord na this is europe for the most part

[@memeulesrift6008]

I think you need a break off KZbin FBI

[@genkoti]

Sci-fi Robots: "Humanity must be eliminated because it is inferior." Realistic Robots: "We need to save humanity because their depression is contagious."

[@denalihedgehog]

Can we take a moment to realise it has a key change, just like every actual Eurovision song does?

[@mannmctrash]

It has TWO. PEAK EUROVISION.

[@Megoover]

Yeah, i hate this

[@Acorn_Anomaly]

@@mannmctrash Yeah, I gotta admit, that double gear shift threw me. "Just do that, but _more."_

[@melody3741]

They edited it and i am almost certain they added this.

[@TheFakeyCakeMaker]

My first thought I laughed at the key change

[@chinpowon6629]

"blue jeans and bloody tears" *_*spits confetti*_*

[@lifeisok7726]

I-

[@Xinlytical]

This is the first robot in existance to gain consciousness and become a sycopath 😂😂😂

[@user-kc7se9te7g]

@@Xinlytical how the fuck can you not spell psychopath

[@普拉达]

@@user-kc7se9te7g shut up

[@user-kc7se9te7g]

@@普拉达 I'm sorry, but how the fuck could you possible think its spelt "sycopath"

[@defyingblueprints6914]

The key changes and confetti did it, 100% Eurovision material

[@The_oli4]

I am missing the geometric shapes

[@starstenaal527]

5 years later, out of nowhere, I remembered this song for some reason.

[@cenobitek]

Sooo basically if David Bowie sang for Daft Punk

[@leila13dnd]

I can't even tell you why but this description is so accurate.

[@PatrycjaJot]

Oh god yes! Spot on!

[@mickaylao.9744]

Jazzin for Blue Jean and bloody tears

[@evie7004]

I don’t like how accurate this is

[@birdybird1585]

I feel like everything makes sense now... like not actually but somehow

[@60skidd72]

Even though the lyrics don't make sense, this is a bop.

[@Sprinkles218]

I like to think there's this guy and his girlfriend won't let him go and he's suffering the chorus I just imagine him in a chair in blue jeans in the moonlight crying blood

[@rosabscura]

It’s clearly about having your period... lol

[@Majin_B]

It does make sense, but if you see the lyrics as little bits

[@maumauguz]

The lyrics are by far better than reggaeton

[@whyareyouhere365]

@@rosabscura You are a genius

[@Turin-Fett]

David Bowie didn't die, he's just the ghost in the machine.

[@scape6447]

The voice sounds exactly like david.

[@wittybastard]

I thought about him too!

[@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929]

Well a real human being is singing the lyrics. So maybe David Bowie is just in hiding.

[@MrStasyan2013]

In the shell*

[@witherblaze]

@GAgaV8 any good songs from him?

[@TheLonelyGoomba]

Feels like this was longer than 4 years ago

[@baroncosmos]

The "baby, bye bye bye" parts are way catchier than they have any right to be

[@fellowsapien4000]

Here's a loop of it... kzbin.info/www/bejne/goanoXurrpuXbJo

[@cancer8343]

@@fellowsapien4000 THANK YOU!

[@shinren_]

reminds just a bit of gorillaz andromeda idk if thats what you'd like but give it a try lol

[@javelinnia3203]

Yey I hit a thousand XD

[@somename371]

I hated those parts...

[@anchornaut]

I kinda love how freakin' weird this song is, the beat is an actual bop.

[@mikee.]

If you're just talking about the percussion, it's literally just 4-to-the-floor

[@yondaimesin]

@@mikee. you should know thats a bop to most american ears though

[@tardwrangler]

why is everyone saying bop now

[@anchornaut]

@@tardwrangler new slang I guess, like any new generation of weird words pF

[@anchornaut]

@@mikee. You’re very right but i was more just talking about everything overlaid with it? That may not constitute as being part of the beat I now realize, poor choice of wording on my part PF

[@youdontknowme3935]

Teachers in 2100 be like "what did the AI mean when it wrote blue jeans and bloody tears?"

[@divel5738]

R e v o l u t i o n

[@avsmith3591]

I’m coming back to this comment in 80 years

[@oioioi6664]

LOL

[@8BitDarkNESsR3v14]

"baby summer is gone", "blue jeans and bloody tears", "there's no life without your life in misery", "I'll cry but I'll survive", "stain grows more obvious" yeah, that's definitely period

[@GhostSamaritan]

@@8BitDarkNESsR3v14 "an emission"

[@kallethoren]

Crazy that this was just 5 years ago. Now I can go to SunoAI or similar websites and get a Eurovision song at the click of a button

[@GeoDelGonzo]

I want a T-shirt with BLUE JEANS and BLOODY TEARS in the radest 90s text.

[@arnantphongsatha7906]

Also Akira jacket with it plastered on the back.

[@n11ck]

Oh my god yes. Bold blue and blood red text on a white shirt. I’m in

[@pineapplepie4929]

A E S T H E T I C

[@jmonkey106]

Pineapple Pie If you want aesthetic you gotta go back to the 80s

[@GeoDelGonzo]

@@jmonkey106 I can argue this, aesthetic still applies to 90s, how you say, well look at Zubaz, Windows 95/98 or acid wash jeans, the Game Boy, malls - all enjoyed in the 90s.. I just want that bright neon colors and flare on the shirt goddammit.

[@CordyCEPTION.]

"Baby bye bye bye" "Oh bye bye bye" I have to admit, that is some sick drop!

[@davidamajako961]

How is that a drop?

[@OriginalCatfish42]

I love the little "OH" cracks me up everytime XD

[@kevinaraizasuarez5196]

Best part of the song

[@イチノセシキ]

shy shy shy

[@c0ntag10n]

Most cringy part, imo

[@twoa.m3925]

"I'll cry but I'll survive" say what you want, but that line gives me a little bit of hope

[@rich1051414]

Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive

[@painexotic3757]

Plot twist: no one survives. We're all gonna die.

[@heidileeshire5959]

@@painexotic3757 yep. See any future humans visiting us for holiday? That's prolly cause we aren't going to be around 2 book those trips.😁☄☄☄☄☄☄💞

[@rich1051414]

@@heidileeshire5959 Or it's because you cannot alter your own timeline even by going back it time because it causes a branch in reality the moment you arrive, making time travelers more akin to inter-dimensional travelers. Basically, you can go back in time, but the 'reality' you came from would then be non-accessible. This would explain why we never saw any time travelers. We are on the first iteration. Only once you time travel would you then start seeing other time travelers, but only those that leaped back before you, not after you. Jumping forward wouldn't have this issue... but we also wouldn't see them for obvious reason. Yeah, makes my head hurt, too.

[@ThatOneMan830]

two a.m Same

[@jadedflames]

Back when we thought A.I. would be a fun thing to play with instead of an industry that steals from creators and destroys jobs.

[@BrownCookieBoy]

"There is no life without your life in misery" Hmmm.... Dont further develop that thing.

[@VertexDon]

Let's hope they gave it a quick kill switch, else we are fucked.

[@ringthebellamy]

mood, tho

[@notareallin620]

@@VertexDon Hoooly shit. These comments make me laugh. But for reals, that whole song sounded like a revenge plot after a toxic relationship. Shoot it.

[@iMeta4]

"Summer is over." Time to get to work...? Etc. Etc. Revenge or vindictiveness... Maybe it is reading our comments to select its first victims.

[@RanEncounter]

But it is right thou. What kind of life would you live if you did not have misery in it? It would be plain boring and you would probably go insane. You cannot see the good things if you don't have any bad things in your life.

[@DitisEmile]

This actually... sounds like something that could WIN Eurovision.

[@KraljHD]

Dit is Emile Only if the AI is gay.

[@martpuk5608]

@@KraljHD Haha lol

[@Roberto-gn1hv]

Just some feminism in the lyrics and then yes it can

[@iamkingofme]

With a change in tempo or sung as a duet 100% agreed. I say that as some part I feel are too long for a single person.

[@lemonman8654]

Sadly

[@ohohoho7056]

The weirdest part of this song is that the lyrics make no sense, but do make sense at the same time. It’s really confusing to explain.

[@caldw615]

Grammatically they make sense for sentences but the meanings are why it's so confusing.

[@zetanull9631]

@@caldw615 Along with that, they almost connect that you can almost make out meaning out of it but not quite.

[@infinitypilot]

That's music for ya.

[@doctordisco5814]

Calm down English teacher

[@ohohoho7056]

@Doctor Disco I was only pointing out what I was thinking. :/

[@Trollgernautt]

"There's no life without your life in misery" is such a good line. There's no life without struggle, we are here to suffer, to learn, to grow, to be, to do.

[@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527]

I have always interpreted this song as being about menstruation, which makes that line rather literal. There is no life without the misery that comes with having a functioning female reproductive system.

[@Lorenzo_I.]

"I'll cry but I'll survive" - Words to live by

[@goliathprojects7354]

Same song: *"There's no life without your life in misery"*

[@TheeDoctorPig]

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[@TheeDoctorPig]

Goliath Projects sorry my phone is being a bitch lately

[@PandorumAI-dc4bk]

That's for sure!!

[@cartoongraveyard4643]

I absolutely love those lyrics

[@FedeLavado]

They fed it with too much Bowie. And that's excellent

[@samuelmartens9390]

That's the same vibe I was getting

[@tasertag7513]

Should've just fed it Bowie and Bowie only.

[@dogwithacoolhat]

Bowie bots attack!

[@oxlion6163]

FedeLavado I love David Bowie. It’ll be a sad day when he passes. He’s like 70 now.

[@rachelleverone9268]

Oxlion i have some news for you

[@attropabelladonna]

"Blue Jeans and Bloody Tears" My brain, automatically: is this Lana del Rey

[@Matkustajakone]

Honorary contestant next year, calling it

[@n.m.dimmick194]

I guess this algorithm can write songs for her while she hibernates through every season that isn't summer.

[@floridaman7243]

Nah the name sounds like a song by Billy Joel

[@gingersnapuu444]

"Baby summer's gone it's gone for the both of us" lol

[@lovewalruss]

Eff off

[@tomerpilo5193]

Remember when this was groundbreaking?

[@MsSeeingdouble]

For all future Eurovision contests, each country should build a song-writing AI and a robot performer, and the one that produces the most convincing song would win. Then the top 3 have a giant robot battle.

[@npc6817]

Hmm, yes, eurosong gundam games contest, sounds great.

[@cthulhuthereader]

*There is so much right with this....*

[@CCCMTTT]

A giant robot *music * battle

[@TheSuicidalGiraffe]

Someone get this woman a position of importance

[@Alegriacaptions]

I don't think a chainsaw gives a good singing performance...

[@frappompi]

What a catchy nonsensical song. Keep on rocking you funky little robot.

[@eurasianlynx5584]

No, it needs to be destroyed!

[@Zagar099]

Andrew Yang for president 2020

[@shnoops7759]

The saddest thing is.. This is technically the most Eurovision thing ever

[@eleigar1]

I have to disagree. I still love Sweden's Love love peace peace more.

[@theodour8617]

@@eleigar1 prutt

[@kazoof5652]

Elegia no he means this is the most Eurovision because it’s literally made by Eurovision songs

[@NWolfsson]

I almost felt like the Bloody Tears is a bit too edgy for Eurovision, but then I remembered there are non-carton bands singing at Eurovision (Usually right before their whole genre is banned from future editions)

[@theodour8617]

Poop

[@thismanhere3339]

"There's no life without your life in misery." I don't think I've heard something so equally depressing and inspiring.

[@ubaydarrhman3261]

"There's no life without your life in misery" that's deep man :"

[@jadedoptimistt]

“This magic is in spite of me, I’m powerless. Don’t keep me hanging on” Sounds suicidal

[@subline_funtime]

“Blue jeans” That’s deep

[@juno6994]

"and" that's deep man

[@Drak_Thedp]

It's the song AI's way of saying that humanity should be its slaves and live in misery...

[@subline_funtime]

Drak Thedp yeah no

[@yumerchASMR]

it even has two key changes

[@adrikbf7630]

And those shitty bells

[@TryASMR]

Yes! And I love it! 😯

[@warhammerfantasy7442]

Rex Lana / yumerch ASMR 😂

[@AndersJackson]

Yes, the "stairs" too. (only translated the Swedish term) There are even a schlager song about how write a Schlager. Wished we had sent that one when it was new. 😜

[@Datwaltuhdawg]

"tears wil always have wet eyes" The Human Brain at its Peak performance

[@MyouKyuubi]

I'm fucking dead...

[@KNIPOOG]

You mean AI

[@teleprototype]

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[@stirfry3069]

TheCrumbler hell yeah brother it’s the downward spiral

[@aidandillon5537]

Wil

[@NeroCrucible]

Love coming back to this, back when Ai was still pure and not seen as expoitation

[@alphamasterevi1198]

"There's no life without your life in misery", wow, that sounds brutal.

[@seraphinw1]

a brutal indictment of the human condition

[@giorocket316]

Yep it is pretty brutal

[@ladyj.9350]

Soviet russia would like to know your location

[@felixanr]

but that makes sense, without problems the life es boring, thats no life; from the problems we have solutions, happiness.

[@andreswashingtonbresquezve8392]

I was wondering why no one commented about that xD

[@ActuallyConfused]

Conspiracy Theorists: *Artificial Intelligence is what could eradicate humanity* Artificial Intelligence: *Blue Jeans and Bloody Tears*

[@Borisber99]

God, I hope that more people realise that AI is just applied mathematics...

[@KA-vs7nl]

Borya 000 just like how we’re applied mathematics, how everything is applied mathematics, get outta here.

[@mollycampbell8826]

Oh dear you don’t understand the application of AI the whole point of true artificial intelligence is it thinks for its self we don’t program in that hence why it’s so scary to people

[@Lorenzo-rg2rp]

Borya 000 Its the same as saying: Atom bombs are just applied chemistry

[@nathanthomas5430]

Humanity is nothing more than a sperm to the egg that is artificial intelligence. It will be great and terrible.

[@NarVorty]

It sounds like a 9000 year old vampire who loves the 80s wrote this, and I'm alright with that.

[@evonekky3672]

I love this interpretation.

[@spooky_ghosty]

Hey vlademir I know you despise the human music but just listen to this.... yes I know the 80s were a while ago but still Fine don’t listen to it then... go back to your organ music then

[@spoksonat985]

DIOO

[@uglosko]

@@spoksonat985 kono dio da

[@ALEXGIBSONCMG]

Dio?

[@MrDarling1502]

This could be the intro song for an anime and no one would ever suspect an AI wrote it

[@ihavenoidea2805]

It sounds like a vocaloid at times

[@justsomefacts2118]

Robots in 2090: "certified hood classic"

[@kristijanoros7208]

"back in me days we listened to true music"

[@MichaelWite19]

Lol

[@babloescobango5143]

No way this would be like Mozart to them

[@nekakonjina6283]

@@babloescobango5143 no it would probably be 1's and 0's

[@chesteramstrong2592]

One day in the future this will be classical music

[@KenanGuliyev]

At first I dismissed this as a weird and nonsensical song. But the damn thing is so catchy that I can't stop coming back to it. Send help.

[@Abcdefg25152]

Yes haha exactly the same happened to me

[@brysonbarker7691]

Blue jeans and bloody tears

[@trocadero78]

Pretty much as all eurovision somgs, weord and nonsensical.

[@jeffbowers950]

It's too late, no help will come. Everyone has been put into a coma after hearing the song.

[@supermaus7934]

Grofit

[@TheLeecom]

Gonna tell my children this won 2020's Eurovision Song Contest

[@an8202]

Great Idea

[@somekindoflandcow]

Um, it clearly won 1978's Eurovision! It said at the start!

[@an8202]

@@somekindoflandcow No that's just the singer who won but not with this song

[@somekindoflandcow]

@@an8202 oh wow, i didn't even consider that reading! they got the 1978 champ to sing this? that's incredible!

[@lavenderfox2430]

@@somekindoflandcow I could be wrong, but I think it's AI-generated audio based on recordings of the singer and then vocoded to the song.

[@honkandursun9402]

I had found this song on Spotify, and honestly never knew it was written by AI. I'm pleasantly surprised