A Feminist Dick Joke (Updated)- by Hari Kondabolu

The completed version of Hari Kondabolu's "A Feminist Dick Joke" from the 2014 Album "Waiting for 2042." Recorded at The Neptune in Seattle on March 29, 2014. www.harikondabolu @harkondabolu

[@curbyouryoutube4939]

when i searched for feminist jokes i ment jokes that would bully feminisam and other 18 genders

[@onlyplayaseattacoswiththei9433]

Lol you 2

[@Echoswrld_]

Curb Your youtube me toooo 😂

[@varmehran]

yeah dude me too i am looking for it and nothing so far :((((

[@onlyplayaseattacoswiththei9433]

@@varmehran try "Rekt TV" 😉

[@chachisadventures3378]

Woooooooow.....so you're limiting them to just 18 genders?? How dare you!!

[@kimbaptempura4073]

Yeah, but can you write a joke that's funny?

[@idk7721]

Wait.. he was joking?

[@engranaje-chan705]

@@idk7721 i'm asking the same thing

[@theimmortalhunter]

@@idk7721 i am he thinks he was joking (RIP George Carlin)

[@zetaconvex1987]

Robin Williams did it better: if women ruled the world then there would be no wars; just intense negotiations every month.

[@ShayyanAli]

LOOOOOOOOL

[@hellothere9833]

If w8men ruled the world then 5 weeks later no one would exist

[@Mihir_hun_vaii]

@@hellothere9833 lmao bro

[@jaydias13]

Did you change your tampon before going on stage? I would've been pissed if I had paid to watch that.

[@YammoYammamoto]

Good proof that not all men are funny... ...then again - not 100% sure this one can be considered a Man.

[@aliacf8518]

Nah this isn’t a man We call these beta males

[@kibbi500]

Ali AceCombat Fan yooooo that’s funny

[@information7400]

Good one, that sums up this video very well

[@ShayyanAli]

Agreed

[@runningforver5958]

For everyone who finds "Try not to laugh challenges" already too hard, this could be a good place to start

[@aloksengupta4727]

As an Indian I am sorry for this bs, he is also the Apu is racist guy.

[@arcticfoxgaming1488]

So when do the jokes start?

[@engranaje-chan705]

Keep on waiting

[@tcynight0198]

Wow. I'm open minded and didn't mind giving this clip a shot. But like all PC comedy i've watched its like somebody is playing canned laughter in the background.

[@noronahahaha]

“I’m open minded” “All PC comedy sux”

[@oddvloggers]

I like that he finished off with his tumblr URL.

[@kiwigardnersonn]

that got meta real quick

[@boyo-shook3891]

"please stop yelling at me, imaginary tumblr conversation in my head!" OOF, that one hits deep.

[@chascollette]

He must drive a Prius.

[@carcontreras415]

You wonder why there are more cheers than laughter

[@slumbertrap6506]

Thank you come again!

[@kalt7990]

Best joke I've heard by a feminist it's absolutely hilarious to think he has a penis and testicles. I'm not sure that's scientifically theoretical.

[@imagiccion]

I love this update.

[@yshrenianknight2516]

I guess his judgement was impaired whem he thought it was a good idea to make this pile of crap

[@kvngamauri4805]

This man is the reason that feminist think its okay to bully men

[@masonburgess1599]

When everyone clapped for Hillary I gagged

[@chopin65]

I think the algorithms are busted or something. I put in comedy and this came up.

[@FreeWifi1984]

He’s getting a lot of laughs

[@solghost7509]

Tu no eres comediante , los comediantes son graciosos!! Justicia x apu

[@gideone9802]

Jajaja

[@soundwavegamer2321]

I found the comments funnier then the comedian

[@andrewd6218]

Not really funny.

[@chikowashere]

70K views, 700+ likes, 1K dislikes. KZbin is weird.

[@1jckinnick]

tumblr what is this 2008?

[@pmatz]

ace!

[@henryofskalitz2228]

He should really stay in IT

[@emwyers7777]

Hey I like listening to NPR. I am old at 28 :(

[@enriquegamer5233]

Fuerza Apu!!!

[@saint_lunatic]

the defination of mega simp

[@TVTECS]

Actually everyone over 40 is going, "I remember the good old days when comedy use to contain humor," seems that humor is just another thing SJW's hate. I'd like to see him perform that routine outside of the gender studies designated safe space where only PC comedians can perform. The whole problem with his routine is its just not relatable, he's trying to use as the butt of his joke a group that doesnt really exist. "There are men that think like this", not really, I mean there possibly is the odd guy here or there that may, but its an insignificant amount, he may as well of said "you know how everyone has that friend, the one with leprosy and 7 fingers on each hand..... I think a better use of that 2:32 I'll never get back would have been to use a cheese grater on my eye balls.

[@jkaninipot9840]

Heard the first lines somewhere not sure if it’s similar to George Carlin’s punch lines, doesn’t sound original

[@moosmascha6923]

Genius xD

[@jenniferrocioylich7326]

Justicia por apu

[@tehgesto]

Apu, a cartoon character is a thousand times funnier than this guy that's supposed to be a comedian.

[@redlinetogether8925]

Dude this is great wtf has happened to our standards like no jokes

[@ngarormimashangva3931]

Joke?

[@Morpheuskingofdreams]

Where are the jokes ?

[@swapnils4581]

Lord of the Simps

[@MarcoAGJ]

Where's the joke?

[@chuma9090]

i don't get it

[@umusuuk]

i'm the imaginary tumblr commentator

[@frankv9131]

Soy boy

[@varmehran]

it was a comedy show????????????

[@thegastrotraveler]

Clever comedy. Great stuff. (Also, great work on the Bugle).

[@MoTheBlackCat]

Wasn't that just to say he likes futa?

[@Ulrna]

nice career killer.

[@roxyroller8492]

Proof that yes. There cant be a feminist comedian.

[@thethoughtcriminal8786]

No, people don't want Hilary to be president because she is a liar and she is ethically and morale corrupt. She will do are say whatever she has too to get into the white house and she continuously contradicts herself and she has been doing this for decades.

[@SlipkPie]

Yeah, let's elect Trump! None of that stuff this guy said applies to Trump at all!

[@SlipkPie]

lul

[@Sednas]

@@SlipkPie neither trump nor Hillary are good

[@vendetta3941]

Bernie Sanders need we office in oh hold on having trump in office lowered my i.q. substantially lol

[@voxychan9174]

Este no es Apu, Apu es graciosos.

[@cinnflowergirl]

Love the laugh at the end.

[@LadyMourne]

I found it funny. Especially since it was making fun of pc jokes by being in a pc joke format

[@jimmyfirecracker1831]

The Soy is real.

[@mesCheerios]

re: hillary clinton tho- im aussie so maybe im missing something but i dont get why all the voters who would have hated bill clinton however many years ago are now thinking his wife will be a good option. I saw this rly uncomfortable episode of broad city (which has more progressive values than most tv i GUEss as it slips in a lot of feminist references) where the whole episode was basically just an ad for hillary clinton. Didn't she do some super racist stuff esp in her campaign when up against obama? Isn't she heaps corporate i.e. making deals with the rich? Being a woman means you will probably deal with a lot of sexism so yea, she is more aware of it than a male candidate... but it doesn't automatically make u a feminist....then again a lot of white feminists are bad at intersectional feminism... this is the worst place to try and discuss this issue hahaha these words just slipped out and now i have written so much i am not going to delete it

[@angelmushahf]

I agree that Hillary has many downfalls, but no one should vote based on her biological sex or gender. They should focus on policies, merit, moral conduct, etc. I think he's just saying that ppl tend to discredit Hillary because of her sex, despite males having hormones that are associated with irrationality. It's the double standard that's the issue here.

[@mesCheerios]

ya true... i got distracted thinking about the episode of Broad City i watched that week and wasnt rly referring to this video. Anyway, now its only her and Trump they are gonna have to vote for Clinton, yikes, america is hectic

[@angelmushahf]

mesCheerios haha, nothing you said was wrong, just added my two cents. But haha, Broad city

[@mesCheerios]

B-]

[@shessoheavy6130]

Good Lord, simp comedy is here. God help us.

[@brianisaacrodriguezsilva1620]

Bazofia

[@nobodyguy4524]

So how come behind closed doors women have a meltdown every other day? Do we really want our next president to have a press conference every other week apologizing for her little outburst?

[@stevekain4707]

pandering gets dislikes. it's a fact

[@alexisowens7351]

Apu apu

[@adidasnation4677]

Hippity hoppety your my property

[@creativefantasybox2462]

Feminist man.

[@ZENO-TV]

So a white knight makes jokes

[@Vlasko60]

Love Hari.

[@jordan3400]

This was somewhat funny. I found parts of the jokes funny. I get humour is subjective, but I didn’t find the politics a reason to have a stick up my ass.

[@kellymcgrath5541]

love hari.... this is amazing.

[@satyajeetprabhu]

Wow! Levels of funny :D

[@dirtydeeds4free553]

i dont get it. the joke is making fun of the sudden shift in comedy, forcing people to be more inclusive. why are their so many people in the comments calling him a beta male and saying the joke is trash cuz its something they didnt expect. it was a fine joke, parodying both sides of the discussion of pc culture.

[@Whoknowwhatweknow]

here is a scientific fact do u know about something called PMS which is happen every month and almost 80% of women suffer from this but I know u don't otherwise u won't be comedian cuz let's be honest if u r smart and brilliant u would find another job cuz clearly u would know that ain't suitable for u

[@trap-pd2mv]

sorry I apologize for this piece of

[@PetraPank666]

This must have hit all those angry 4chan-dudes really hard, just telling from the comments and dislikes. Keep it up. xD

[@chikowashere]

Oh my God the comment section is full of offended snowflakes. 😂 The irony is hilarious.

[@dutchvanderlinde1012]

So if a women tells feminist joke it’s fine but if a men does it it’s bad? That’s kinda sexist

[@justsaying7783]

HAters gonna hate Who love thr real comedy

[@gaurav32257]

On behalf of all indians please watch Aziz Ansari instead of this normie.

[@mesCheerios]

so good.... and then there are extra lulz in the comments when u discover all the white dudebros "i am here to inform you that it is not funny"

[@OhHeckNono]

it isn't. - a woman

[@v.mvarga4979]

@@OhHeckNono I'm with both. It's not funny. _A Latino

[@OhHeckNono]

@@v.mvarga4979 I am also a latino.

[@GooberMagee]

@@OhHeckNono I'm an asian

[@GooberMagee]

And I'm with all of you

[@DT-xf6cj]

Love the addendum, keep pushing forward Hari. We need comedians like you to help push acceptance and love further.

[@ise3359]

Yes because this increased my understanding of gender, race and rights. Oh wait school teaches you this from the age of 10 so I already know all of this shit

[@arnavrawat9864]

Yeah this was funny. People in the comments ate undergoing insecurities.

[@jacob7649]

Or he's not funny

[@arnavrawat9864]

Could be. Could also not be. Comedy is subjective anyway. Insecurities are not however.

[@michaelregis1015]

@@arnavrawat9864 dude, stop projecting.

[@arnavrawat9864]

@@michaelregis1015 It doesn't work that way. Your (implied) argument is invalid.

[@guthoriantony]

Top comment read my mind

[@shmavster4209]

Id rather have trump as president than Hillary

[@mastrtonberry2]

The future if Democrats are ever in control.

[@sackjalter7001]

Wow Why go into comedy if you're not funny?

[@georgeamoako767]

😂😂😂

[@myidentityisamystery5142]

This is not what I meant when I searched: comedians vs feminism

[@brantonfugitt8746]

These aren’t even jokes

[@thewintercamel2874]

I didn't find this, even remotely funny

[@adidasnation4677]

No one actually cares don't watch comedy if u don't find it funny

[@jacob7649]

@@adidasnation4677 bro this is 2 years ago get a life

[@adidasnation4677]

@@jacob7649 your just as bad u just comment ed on me

[@adidasnation4677]

@@jacob7649 and it's life

[@jacob7649]

@@adidasnation4677 Look I'm just saying WAY reply to a comment that is 2 years ago.

[@averageguyvet]

“It isn't so much that liberals are ignorant. It's just that they know so many things that aren't so.” ― Ronald Reagan

[@crowley2158]

Beta male

[@justinriley4063]

Woah this sucks

[@edgartrevino8846]

Gay

[@allisterhenderson3380]

As a man I was not offended by these Pro-feminist orientated jokes but I also didn't find them funny either......

[@alejandromilan7878]

Painfully unfunny

[@deanhuman89]

Race baiting SJW

[@thomasward1539]

go for laughs and not applaus!!...this is boring as hell

[@incognitos4342]

Congrats . I gave you your 1400th dislike

[@celestialairslice8710]

Not funny

[@RAT295]

Lame

[@kibbi500]

One of the worst comedian ever.

[@TURK_182]

Just here to downvote👎

[@jimmyfirecracker1831]

This guy simply isn't funny.