A Friend Gets in Trouble with Our Military Tour Guide in North Korea

One of our friends gets in trouble for wandering off, as we tour the Victorious Fatherland Liberation War Museum in Pyongyang, North Korea. This museum is dedicated to the North Korean government's rendition of Korean War.

[@RomanZerstoren]

- Can I have your name please? - My name? Andre. - 15 years of hard labor, Andre.

[@reddzjagulus756]

💀💀

[@ericknguyen4123]

LOL

[@slommie1649]

@@reddzjagulus756 literally

[@peterpiper47]

With a brain damage kicker

[@Zermm]

😂

[@gissursteinn5158]

Tour Guide: “And right over here we have a firing squad for Andre”

[@GustavoRodriguez-cv5qw]

That would be fun

[@andrewkim7700]

possibly the greatest profile picture of all time

[@palman8480]

@@andrewkim7700 and most losing one too

[@dirtypete7744]

@@andrewkim7700 what is the profile pic of I have seen it countless times but don't know what to search for context

[@BMWS1000RRR]

This comment section is gold.

[@h4rder10]

now andre's skeleton is part of the museum.

[@Airland_combat]

That was a great dark humor joke 😂😂😂

[@ItsToXxy]

Lmao 💀

[@arya31ful]

"And this here is skeleton of a coward that tried to run away from our brave soldiers."

[@KEESWAY]

This shouldn’t be funny 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣

[@reddzjagulus756]

@@arya31ful 💀

[@anourtine6204]

Andre: “But I want to see the REAL North Korea.” Tour Guide: “OK, how about 20 years of hard labor, Matt?”

[@zagreus5773]

"Wait, that's not what I meant."

[@aaaaaa-hh8cq]

or brain damage because you brought down a Kimmy joong jingo poster 😂

[@armaletalia3254]

Andre: "Andre...my name is Andre". Tour Guide: "Was".

[@oz_jones]

​@@zagreus5773"oh Well"

[@spideyguy1389]

@@oz_jones i dont get it... why people are saying Matt?? Am I missing something??

[@AlxzAlec]

They got mad at him for walking away but didn’t care when you stayed there to record the submarine

[@sebby324]

Submarine

[@yurivillanueva9337]

PT boat

[@gabrieljanisse9573]

funny thing is that isnt even a submarine lmao

[@DBT1007]

@@gabrieljanisse9573 it's a submarine. The small submarine. Got modified a bit so it looks like it recently came out from underwater there.

[@gabrieljanisse9573]

@@DBT1007 nope it's a soviet G-5 torpedo boat, they are not submersible

[@RIPdixiecarter]

Not the brightest idea screwing around in a country you're still technically at war with in a museum dedicated to that war.

[@lmaothewolf2426]

Rip lemmy 😞🤘

[@GreenFoxLuama]

@@gubadagoober , then you'll be totally fine. I'm from Vietnam and they open tours to North Korea like normal ones.

[@GreenFoxLuama]

@@byromjoseph5898 I called myself "Zwie", a different way to spell my actual name, cause foreigners can't pronounce it. I added the word "Failure" in my username because I have a lot of failed dreams, my parents wanted me to become someone I'm not, plus, I always procrastinate stuff and I hardly accomplish my hobbies ( drawing, etc. ) I've watched many videos from people who went to North Korea, they'd took the tourists to factories and kindergartens, to show them how North Korea is thriving. Both DPRK and Vietnamese propaganda posters use similar words and motto phrases, 'cause two languages are both Sino languages. E.g : "Citizens and Party Members, with one same heart, we shall defeat all difficulties, imperialists and make our glorious nation greater !" * Edit 3 years later: My God, I hate this pathetic self-pity reply I made in my late high school year, I was very cringey and lonely back then so I vented to any stranger I could. Please ignore any reply I made in this thread.

[@matthewearlywine5535]

Nothing to worry about if you use common sense and keep in line

[@matthewearlywine5535]

Massachusetts Mapping 2020 most of what you mentioned is common knowledge. If you were paranoid then you definitely shouldn’t go over. If you do your research you would know what to do and not to do. They love when westerners and Americans come over. State media makes it out like even the “American Bastards” want to pay their respects to their “great leader”. They want westerners to go back home to tell everyone that North Korea is thriving in its “Juche” philosophy and they don’t need outside help. Trust me. MANY Americans have visted DPRK through Chinese travel agencies until US forced them to stop taking Americans. None of them were harmed until somebody thought it was smart to take a propaganda poster.

[@PintOfAntMiguel]

Tour guide: “can I have a name please?” Andre: “my name? Andre” Tour guide: *”M A T T”*

How am I the only one who liked this? This is pretty funny

[@seferino]

A n d r e.

[@dogidogkoc]

hahahhahahahaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vmb371]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 A N D R E ...😑😑😑MATT

[@onlyloserswearfacemasks6845]

How does North Korean brain work?..

[@MartyMcFlyer]

I've been to NK, and it's the tour guides (or more specially your tour minders) get the blame if their group steps out of line or behaves inappropriately or disrespectfully. You're not on a tour of the Louvre. Behave appropriately and you get to see a whole lot more. Act up and you're on the next plane to Beijing. As happened to one German member of our group who was a complete pain in the ass and thought the whole thing was one big joke. The NK's don't see it that way. And they are not known for their relaxed sense of humour.

[@steveurso4203]

Fuck em . Anyone should be able to take 5 steps to read a sign

[@aaaduccs6667]

Right? I don’t understand or see how it’s funny to act disrespectfully

[@brucekilby9957]

Because some of the so called Adults in a group are being annoying and painful. Their Guide is so call,but like to call them capitalists idiot,a least one 12yo. Have Resept in another country when it's their first trip to both of the Korea's.🇰🇵🇰🇷

[@ogyrfiwargf]

if i wer to go to NK i woud fart directly into kim Jon uns face like that : pffffrrtttt pfrrrrrt pfrt pfrt PFRRRT u gonna act up again??11 PFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!

[@hectorbalmaseda7690]

this is bc Germans have that carved in his DNA since Stalingrad : no problem is you finish in a concentration camp, are only holidays.

[@walidamin1804]

"Can I have a name?" "Andre" "Ok Matt, you're going to Gulag"

[@jamessmith9622]

Dude tried to lie about his name

[@KINGMAC355]

That was pretty funny😂

[@nexus8516]

@@jamessmith9622 wdym she tried to lie about his name lol

[@jamessmith9622]

@@nexus8516 he tried. They already knew his name from a list I suppose. That's what she corrected him with Matt when he said Andre.

[@thedoomslayer6836]

Gulags were Russian, fuck up here, your getting executed at a sports game

[@keathgraham2742]

I want to see a USA Karen go up against a North Korean tour guide.

[@taurangasurf]

Karen: ....I want to speak to the manager.... Guide: We shot him yesterday....

[@jodofe4879]

@@taurangasurf Guide: But if you are insisting, then I can arrange for you to be sent to him...

[@roywayne5025]

@@jodofe4879 yes I insist now! I want to see your manager now!

[@vsarge8762]

that would be some end of the WORLD crazy kinda shit dammmnn

[@TheRodriSosa]

Or if Biden and Kim Jong Un and even Putin where 3 Karen's instead, I'm really sure the nuclear war would star immediately

[@vishrut1000]

My friend and I went to North Korea. He liked the tour guide and I encouraged him to talk to her. I miss him sometimes…

[@Oddie99000]

Ooooo

[@lostliberty9913]

Someones in trouble! Im guessing he got detention and extra homework! 😂

[@shenone3285]

No horni! 20 years in the fields!

[@ducksparrowmybel8night430]

Maybe she liked him back and decided to kidnap him so they could be together real romantic like. Was that what happened?

[@lostliberty9913]

@@ducksparrowmybel8night430 Someone doesn’t want to work in the fields!

[@ncmariofan3605]

My (possible) condolences goes to the family of Andre and the tour guide

[@iwannabethenumberone]

This was the last time Andre's relatives had a chance to see him

[@quickpickle]

loool

[@JBMSTRIKER71]

quentin b Haha you got me laughin

[@thefallenangel8440]

Class i was in stitches

[@Adamz678]

It's hard to tell with asian faces, to me they look like they're either neutral or about to orgasm when they show any kind of expression. lol

[@youknowwhoisit6833]

Winters Dream I

[@dicio4001]

"Whats your name?" "Andre? Ok" "And your family came with you right Andre? What hotel?" "Tell me Andre, do you prefer logging or stonework?" xD

[@tazman6354]

lol

[@pejapl13]

lolololololol hahahahaha this shit mate my day, I'm screenshoting this hahahahahahaha thank you lololol

[@pejapl13]

This is why I love reading comments, you never know what you'll read sometimes it's just arguments but sometime shit get so funny you can't stop laughing

[@richardmorgan761]

:)

[@mardi_cambodia51]

just send me to concentrated camp .horaaay

[@limuney9874]

When you enter a country you have to understand it's laws.

[@ralbert7885]

While these tourist act like kids snickering at the teacher, they don't realize they may be putting their tour guide in real danger. She is a prisoner trying to survive.

[@burritolopr]

She is just a tour guide doing her job

[@rosewater1862]

@@burritolopr She didn't choose to be there

[@caboose.20]

Oh and I'm sure you know the entire North Korean code of laws? Stop generalizing, you pretentious dickhead.

[@nnnyel]

@@rosewater1862 most people didn't choose to be where they are now. Having a choice is really something only a really small percentage of the population have.

[@Stinger1577]

@@caboose.20 Praying this is sarcasm

[@alextraordinary5294]

Legends says Andre is still in North Korea

[@Cjnw]

Normie

[@sancarlos1044]

hahahahahhahahahhaha

[@geekybasilempire6874]

I think kim might have send him to crocodiles

[@kirtically5497]

Legend says that Andre is nowhere to be found.

[@madegascorner6756]

Morelike his corpse is still in North Korea

[@patmagroin4638]

"Ok group, we have a new activity for you to watch, we are now going to shoot Andre with this American tank we have"

[@sourabhjadhav7929]

😂😂😂

[@bernardberben4852]

Its Russian lol

[@patmagroin4638]

Sarcasm exists guys

[@patmagroin4638]

@Puss in Boots lol ok

[@platinumheart2505]

Oh what fun! Oh wait a minute....

[@mangore623]

Jesus, how hard is it to be respectful when you’re in another country. Imagine the outcry if a visitor was carrying-on and giggling like a schoolgirl at Arlington cemetery on Veterans Day.

[@Mr_Bunk]

The difference is that Arlington cemetery is not managed by an totalitarian dictatorship, and Arlington tends to favour truth over rabid propaganda.

[@francobobfred]

No one would care. Seriously. No one

[@HRHooChicken]

If that's how irritating he is in North Korea, imagine him on a normal holiday

[@JoeSki253]

😂😂😂😂

[@flightmasterr231]

That's true though

[@user-yo8ab1ys9e]

Didn’t think of that lol

[@lecapetien3223]

typical anglo-saxon behaviour in other parts of the world

[@HRHooChicken]

@@IARRCSim I'd be so pissed if i spent £000s on a trip to one of the most curious places on Earth only for some hyperactive yanks prancing around to ruin it.

[@Canttrustit44]

when she said can I have your name please, the hair on my arms stood up.

[@gabrielesolletico518]

Yes, mee too! Ehy, I was born in 1982, I'm a millennial too!

[@Kanoshe]

why?

[@jeffreyli7421]

@@Kanoshe because they’re in North Korea

[@iama2509]

He only walked a few feet away, I'm still confused as to what he did wrong?

[@bryanmavis8771]

@@iama2509 keep in mind that it's North Korea. You're not supposed to stray from the tour guide. If you act even slightly rebellious, you can get in trouble.

[@IIIVI]

"Can I have a name, please?" "Shake" "Shake?" "Shake ya booty" *20 years hard labor*

[@RIFLQ]

*-20 social credit score*

[@Gumbocinno]

Don't think it'd be the labor that's hard 😏

[@zackyraufiddin4969]

@@RIFLQ does social credit even apply in NK?

[@rossblace899]

@@zackyraufiddin4969 not really since you already have to worship the leader if not you ded

[@dyn2425]

For such a bad joke it should be a firing squad

[@whiteobama3032]

That "can I have your name please" was one of the most menacing thing I've heard, knowing how easy it is to get in trouble in NK

[@chairmanlmao4482]

Right? My heart would've dropped into my scrotum if I was that guy hearing that

[@icspps]

Imagine his name was actually Matt, and she was calling him out for giving Andre as a fake name to her. Thatd be terrifying.

[@jamessmith9622]

I think that's what was happening. Like they know all their information. And they tried to be slick not taking seriously where they were. No reason she would say Matt after he said Andre, sounds nothing alike.

[@Merhelia]

@@jamessmith9622 Yup

[@ABoxIsMyHome]

@@Merhelia uh, no lol.his friend said Andre and his name is Andre okay waaaaay to conspiracist

[@Merhelia]

@@ABoxIsMyHome Yea but it sounded like she said Matt like she knew and when he said Andre it looked like she was like “okay well that’s bs but imma leave it there”. No conspiracy here, if you look in the other comments you’ll see that many people think the same thing m8. That’s all.

[@sealard2279]

It could’ve been a North Korean version of “hmm?” Or “what?”

[@mrgreatauk]

Later that evening Andre decided to go home early, and left for the airport without telling any of the other members of the tour group. According to a note he later sent to his parents he decided to continue travelling round the world, and would not be coming home for some time. This it the last known footage of Andre before he began his world tour.

[@comradeleppi2000]

Lol what

[@SaahilShaikh]

Really?

[@__vx3]

@@SaahilShaikh No, not really. OP is making a joke about what normally happens to people who fuck around in North Korea. They usually don't make it home.

[@paulhk2727]

@@comradeleppi2000 Lost

[@paulhk2727]

@@SaahilShaikh Lost

[@jourecqua]

Despite seeing and filming andre's situation, , the cameraman stays behind of the group and continue filming alone. 🤔

[@omgorangelollipop8184]

They tortured Otto Warmbier over a year for taking a poster. Actually killed him from torture

[@kaiznpl]

@@omgorangelollipop8184 Now it’s time for cameramen and Andre. As long and as many as it needs to be done before everyone will understand what the discipline means. I like it. I remember the times from my childhood in communism when the teachers have the right to beat you and punish you with soft tortures.

[@kaiznpl]

@Rip Tide That’s right comrade. Freedom is not for idiots.

[@timi_turnaj7623]

Yeah plus the loud giggling in between while she was clearly annoyed

[@hill1629]

@@kaiznpl ur such a psycho man.

[@user-wg3wj6ur9z]

"The next stop on the tour is the Anti-Aircraft guns we have on display.....Sir could you please stand against the wall and make sure you have your feet on the markers on the ground, thank you!"

[@GoonaTVhi]

Andrea died of "Unknown causes" days later

[@Joshuaxiong2]

Ha.

[@DEMONX62]

Andre Not Andrea

[@DjJooze]

Constanza rocking supreme !

[@F5_cena]

GoonaTV Gov killed Andrea rip

[@egykilenckilenchet]

Why is everyone so retarded? André is a male name, Andrea is a female name. wtf?

[@AriannaEuryaleMusic]

"Can I have your name?" - Andre " We will send condolences to your family"

[@ClarkeMarek]

Well, that's better than China. Once upon a time, your family got a bill of reimbursement for the bullet.

[@ViralIndianTV]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@vodkavodka8903]

King -dragon- kim sends his regards

[@milkdrinker117]

@@ClarkeMarek really?

[@ClarkeMarek]

@@milkdrinker117 Yep. So I heard, anyways.

[@AbbyXO412]

Everything about their demeanor says that they’re not educated enough about this country to be visiting it.

[@danielkyavata6233]

Agree. These are the type of in-laws I dread coming over to visit.

[@christopherstone4336]

I mean what exactly is there to be educated about in the "vast" history of North Korea? Like they acted childish, ok? You've never done anything silly?

[@AbbyXO412]

There is plenty. Look up Otto Warmbier. Disrespecting the country’s pseudo-history and leaders can get you imprisoned and tortured. I recommend you don’t visit DPRK, either

[@OuterRimPride]

On the contrary, I bet they know/do exactly what they *can* get away with. The average person can’t just get into the rogue nation.

[@AbbyXO412]

Scott Glennon, look up Otto Warmbier. It would not be the first time someone acted foolishly in DPRK and paid the price. The woman in the video was clearly irritated by their behavior-if they know better, that makes their behavior even more reckless.

[@cornixdemetrius7883]

These "respectful american citizens" are in desperate need of some humbling conditions far from home.

[@mml5808]

“No Andre, would you please follow me over to these nice men that are holding their guns standing in a line, and just stand on the spot there in front of them, thanksss”

[@WorldwideJamal]

This gave me a good laugh

[@DonCrafts1]

"What? A firing squad? Nah, they are just nice men, ready to take a picture with you..."

[@youcefkerv9811]

Hahaha underrated comment

[@commonman6382]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤪🤪

[@Br4m76]

bruh

[@mchlbk]

When you're a guest: Behave.

[@aliquandoinsanireiucundume9017]

Precisely.

[@CytotoxinK]

He didn't do anything; just walk a bit closer to get a better look at the tank.

[@mansanhg]

@@CytotoxinK Behave. POINT. Why is it so hard to understand?

[@angelolagrutta4679]

You’re not a guest

[@captainstag8189]

@@PpAirO5 we are talking about North Korea don't bring your religion shit in this

[@cipmars]

You also have to think that this could cost HER the job and maybe even her freedom. They are crazy. Later Edit: As in going to jail. For all of the numbnuts saying that this is not freedom, as if there are no jails in North Korea because their life already sucks.

[@tonyf2297]

What freedom lol. She was probably raised knowing she would have that job

[@cipmars]

+Ryan Adams It's a difference between that and being in jail.

[@silbaar]

We dont know, man.

[@allahusnackbar2033]

+cipmars I rather be in jail than to live in North Korea.

[@cipmars]

+Allahu Snackbar I was talking about bein in jail IN North Korea!

[@minjod]

Andrei last online: 8 years ago

[@MrJetFormation]

This isn't really a "oooooooo" situation. It's more of a "i hope you don't get executed" situation. I wouldn't even fuck around with jokes

[@anormalperson1188]

@Southern Productions execution go brrrr

[@lucas5893]

She was super cool about it. The U.S media tells a bunch of lies to dehumanize North Koreans. You can't joke, you can't laugh, you can't have a different haircut. All lies.

[@MrJetFormation]

@@lucas5893 that's not a lie at all including I myself am a huge advocate for the liberation of north korea and have been to actually seminars with escaped north korean people. They have been executed for much less there. Yeonmi park and Shin Dong hyuk would both disagree with. Otto Warmbier was killed for taking a poster you think that regime is nice. If it's so nice then why do they kill people who tried to escape.

[@Imapancake22]

Nah this is more of a "the tour guide will probobly be punished for this let's not screw arround" situation

[@joshblocker9653]

Especially when she is announcing his name after asking him not something I would play with look what they did to that poor guy that took there poster down he was a vegetable and died after he finally came home

[@GaelicCelt1990]

"Can I have your name, please?" "Don't tell her, Andre"

[@aomine8450]

Lmfao

[@kregchapman6981]

He should have told her his name is "Long Duck Dong" and he's looking for grandpa's "Automobile"

[@abhiverma9316]

"I can't tell my name , but I can tell by your hands that you are suffering from LIGMA..."

[@Elizabethvelasquez9321]

@@abhiverma9316 Nah. The only people that suffer from that are Sugondese.

[@euberosaure7409]

@@Elizabethvelasquez9321 Yeah, my good friend Candice is Sugondese. Truly a horid disease.

[@chrischimera]

Andre was about to get a laser beam pointed at his head if he kept walking away lol

[@beyondthestars4299]

didn't understand what he did?

[@zenozama5798]

Beyond The Stars he wandered away of the group

[@beyondthestars4299]

bruce leee so? is that a problem

[@chrischimera]

Damn take a joke people, I was being sarcastic obviously it went over some of your heads.

[@shipwreck9146]

Yeah, seriously, learn to take a joke... Obviously the DPRK doesn't even have lasers.

[@CesarGarcia-nd5xz]

All those people regardless of their nationality are taking a BIG risk

[@TheOnlyCollection]

Andrea is now doing 20 years hard labour haha

[@Vic-rf6hs]

Sad part is that he actually had to face a 2 - year Labour do to trespassing without permission :(

[@TheOnlyCollection]

Why do people go to that awful excuse of a country

[@PuddintameXYZ]

Andrea?

[@Jantarochen]

source pls VicIII #00 ?

[@potheadkennewick]

Wee Mad Max B slave labor

[@lmlmd2714]

They say that Andre can still be found in the back room at the museum, spending the countless days of his sentence on the static bicycle that powers the exhibit lights, crying out his love for the Great Leader.

[@gabrielesolletico518]

Well, that would be what he deserves...

[@opetivaihola946]

Gabriele Solletico for walking 5 steps ahead? R u brainwashed?

[@codyruchian]

@who am i dont mind me Opeti might not have found it funny though, so it wouldn't be considered a joke to him...

[@raulquiroz7492]

Whoa....that was a little too...specific.

[@hallooos7585]

@@opetivaihola946 lol you clearly never heard of North Korea

[@MoonarEclipse]

she didn't seem angry she just seems like she was trying to call him back with his name and got his name just in case he wandered off again

[@Chubzdoomer]

+Kitzy kat Yeah, that's how it seemed to me as well.

[@MoonarEclipse]

Chubzdoomer so like if he did wander off she could say "hey [name] please come back" instead of having to ask other people what his name was to get him to come back

[@Chubzdoomer]

Kitzy kat Yeah, that's gotta be what it was. It seemed like she didn't quite know how to call for him the first time.

[@MoonarEclipse]

Chubzdoomer it seemed more like a respect thing because if i was trying to call someone back it's rude to say "hey you white guy" or "hey you guy in the red shirt" it's better to call them by their name

[@carlospinto5402]

+Kitzy kat Sure, but people need to play the card "Wow, North Korea is so dangerous place to go!!!!"

[@DonaldBinks]

These are the type of people who get arrested in foreign countries and beg the President to get them out.

[@nickhartman6372]

Like that guy Britney who was imprisoned in Russia. Don't feel one ounce of sadness for that guy.

[@emptyptr9401]

He just stepped away 2 meters to get a better look at that sign. They then poked very mild fun at the fact that this was a problem for some reason (And that is quite ridiculous). What am I missing here?

[@cemdursun]

Yes because walking 10 feet away to look at what the guide is explaining is universally a crime

[@DixiePokerAce]

Why would he do this? Does he realize that he could probably get the tour guide in lots of trouble? What a jerk!! The woman is probably afraid for her life.

[@averagesionenjoyer8948]

WTF HE TOOK 5 STEPS FORM HER JUST TO LOOK AT A TANK THAT SHE IS LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT AND THERE IS LITERALLY AN OTHE GUY STANDING THERE AFTER A FEW SECONDS

[@Bob31415]

@@averagesionenjoyer8948 Exactly. This whole thing is ridiculous. He doesn't even have a camera.

[@jm-lj2dn]

@@averagesionenjoyer8948 this is north korea they the law on that country is very strict he might get himself in trouble for doing that

[@colty7764]

they act like pre teen children

[@osasunaitor]

@@colty7764 all children are pre-teen

[@felecityrex6376]

i dont want her and 3 generations of her family to be killed lol, id be one hell of an obedient tourist if i was there

[@stopit9280]

Exactly. She seems nice (and kinda pretty) 😂

[@tander101]

She looks kind of beautiful, I'd say.

[@squiddi1393]

Felecity Rex Yeah not her fault they tell her to say that crap. If she didn't she'd probably be killed

[@Dougy]

I want a North Korea Wife

[@billsmith6884]

Vietnamese ones are better looking and they are hard workers.

[@forza223bowe5]

Surprised how friendly the tour guide was, North Korea is one place you don’t want to step out of line

[@iCANT_BELIEVE_YOU_SAID_THAT]

Dude was on thin ice. If the tour guide in NK ain't yelling, be double afraid. 😨

[@kf8113]

its almost like the dprk isnt crazy 🤔

[@MercerVerse]

@@kf8113 The DPRK is one of the worst places on Earth. Don't kid yourself

[@panzershock441]

@@kf8113 Except that they are.

[@largeshake9601]

Tourism is used as propaganda to make NK look better than it really seems. Its unlikely that they'd just start beating the shit out of him or imprison him while hes with other tourist and a tour guide. Only time shit like that happens is when you're blatantly breaking the laws, like that one guy that secretly tried to still a NK flag and was imprisoned and died.

[@MelloProto]

The “fuck around find out” chart has a scale of 1 to North Korea for a reason

[@blah979]

They are all joking but at that moment it's pretty much up to her if he leaves NK or not.

[@empirikal09]

This idiot loved North Korea's history so much he wanted to stay for all eternity.

[@thomasbummer4361]

and its up to him if he slaps her butt at 0:36

[@Jack1994hoo]

@@thomasbummer4361 if he wants to be publicly executed

[@thomasbummer4361]

@@Jack1994hoo still worth it

[@MrYabber]

@@empirikal09 Fr imagine going to a country that hates us. Lmao what an idiot!

[@CaptainFrankBlack]

0:16 no guy behind Andre 0:23 *guy behind Andre* WTF

[@mraz2439]

And the guy look same like him. What a badass shadow clone andre

[@JonasTisell]

He was taking pictures of the tank

[@Elpalmeras]

For sure the dude moved behind the man who was recording

[@hitama8620]

It's called spawn

[@dukadarodear2176]

I checked. You're right. 🥺

[@BG-xq5jg]

I'll bet Andre was not laughing at 3 a.m. when two men pulled him out of bed and explain to him the punishment for disobedience

[@AdolfKitler]

All fun and games until you are breaking rocks in a NK labor camp.

[@aliquandoinsanireiucundume9017]

Yes and that is a pretty great example of how stupid a human being can possibly be.

[@Bob31415]

Very true Adolf.

[@tim72184]

In North Korrear labor camp, rock a break you.

[@haninditabudhi6574]

Did u survive the labor camp bro

[@kajmak64bit76]

Still better breaking rocks then sitting in a cell useless not doing anything... tbh

[@Razgriz85]

Flashback to the kid that was arrested for allegedly stealing a propaganda poster from the hotel he was staying at, and when he was released a year later, he died from severe injuries he sustained while in prison.

[@redlawton8896]

He shouldn't have stole from them

[@AccasTheGreat]

@@redlawton8896 So it's justified?

[@Amghannam]

@@AccasTheGreat Stealing? No, it's never justified.

[@northernsurvivalbackcountr4986]

He died 6 day's later after arriving in USA 🇺🇸 north Korea killed him

[@gregoryschmidt1233]

Yep. It was all a big joke - until it wasn't.

[@JT-bs2lm]

it may sound funny to some. but the military tour guide would be severely punished if some of them got separated or went into not-for-tourist places.

[@peterhenderson5413]

literally how do you know this? you're just guessing

[@roadent217]

@@peterhenderson5413 I agree. Most of the hate for North Korea in this video's comment section is blind dogma. The claims seemed to almost always be completely baseless - not necessarily wrong, but without _anything_ to back them up. I've only seen three or so references to specific sources, one of which was a full-blown URL hyperlink.

[@peterhenderson5413]

@@roadent217 Oh it's depressing how misinformation about the US's enemies gets passed around and just whole heartedly believed with zero questioning.

[@Aro9313]

@@peterhenderson5413 I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the DPRK is hostile to a lot more than the US.

[@JT-bs2lm]

@@peterhenderson5413 just guessing? this was a high ranking spy, what more for a tour guide. North Koreans are not allowed to own cars and you think people are guessing. nice. kzbin.info/www/bejne/qmrVfaSPjbmUfKs&ab_channel=AsianBoss

[@mizuslegalwife]

"Can I have your name please?" bro if i was asked that during a tour in NK,i'd probably shit myself

[@devin8811]

Same.

[@johntrevy1]

@Jake People are not taught to have an open mind or value their lives anymore. If people are willing to parade themselves like a silly child for the sake of clicks, then it shows how far humanity has fallen. One doesn't have to like the North Korean people, but they chose to go there and learn their history and culture. I'm sure they had a pep talk from the tour office on what and not to do whilst in North Korea, it is this stupid child's fault if he failed to listen.

[@ems901]

Lol right

[@wacky.racoon]

he probably did

[@krismakardikan9823]

Listen: I'm sure North Korea is a perfectly fine and safe holiday destination, just as long as you don't do stupid shit that any idiot would know not to do. Stay on the marked paths, stay out of roped-off areas, remain with your tour group, maintain a neutral default facial expression, always have your papers in order and ready at hand, don't try to steal a propaganda poster for a souvenir, don't try to bring in a personal supply of your drug of choice to maintain your habit in the manner to which you're accustomed until you get home again, don't discuss state affairs, pay attention during instruction and guidance sessions, never give a fake name to anyone [they already know who you are]. And if you have a habit of talking to yourself, learn to squash it, especially when you're alone in your hotel room. I'd say only doofuses and people who set out to do something they know they're not supposed to do have any reason to worry during a holiday in North Korea. If you're a typical, run-of-the-mill, normal civilian who's not involved in illicit activities, you're much more likely to get blown away with a Kalashnikov in Anytown, U.S.A. There, it's the "Haven't seen you around. Where you from"? or "Hey! Yo! Hey buddy"! that you really gotta worry about.

[@ObzTicle]

I mean all he did was walk over to read a sign??

[@clichepepycan7370]

Yea don’t worry- if it wasn’t filmed he’d likely be sentenced to 20 years hard labor for being a nosy pig faced westerner

[@gamemastr7]

"Abandoning the mission will not be tolerated....." 💀💀💀 - COD

[@footballempirefc5960]

lol

[@DevineInnovations]

Andre: Walks 10 feet to read a sign Tour Guide: "So you have chosen death."

[@blakeduque69]

Lol

[@Daniel_P116]

I'm amazed this isn't in a video game.

[@asyncasync]

@@Daniel_P116 *combat music starts*

[@mrisor892]

hahahahahahaaa!!!!

[@TheRealAmerica1776]

Well that was the last time anyone saw andre

[@MrBrodude3000]

NAYNA

[@xivok]

lmao

[@Tsagia]

-Now we'll see the tanks. *tries to see the tanks* -What are you doing? That's it,we're leaving.

[@jerrygarcia9921]

So how's Andree doing at labor camp # 34523-A?

[@maskeda.6942]

He's doing fine, I'm in labor camp #34523-B I just got transferred from #34523-A for typing this comment. No worries! I am about to get executed in front of 2,000 people! Pretty exciting, huh.

[@jerrygarcia9921]

You too?

[@ciri151]

R.I.P :(

[@hige8692]

What the fuck did I just read lmao

[@jacksonpettit9423]

I fainted into the boat when trying to take a photo and now I'm at # 34522-C. Help me

[@huskerfaninNJ]

I wouldn't be laughing, I'd be shitting a brick.

[@WizzRacing]

I think she left out the part where it sunk a US sub in World Of Warships video game doesn't count....

[@leithesocialistyuricon8981]

Lol

[@johnscottstevens1194]

Go Trump!!

[@johnscottstevens1194]

Alexis Pablo GO TRUMP!!

[@alexysr6156]

Scott Stevens go hillary puto trump gonna loose

[@mardi_cambodia51]

it does count ,even in yuri or command and conquer i

[@kayallhood]

Sincerest condolences to Andre’s family

[@lord.d1_]

He didn't die himself. His family too

[@rianocanain5724]

"Did I hear sarcasm round eye, you doubt the abilities of the glorious leader?? 10 years hard labor"

[@thearmyofiron]

Genuine Sanity the glorious leader is thick boi kim

[@DanKelley83777]

Rian O'Canain 😂😂

[@chrissame]

Legend has it his prison number was 24601.

[@Gcal1956]

its all funny till someone gets locked up and put in a labor camp......

[@HoseG96]

Andre should know that “you will hear from my lawyer” is not a legitimate threat in North Korea

[@pinkinkling1905]

*69 likes.*

[@GabrielleTollerson]

they'll make his ass disappear and not lose a bit of sleep over it. It's sad how there are some seriously stupid people who thinks this isn't true

[@ResurrectedElvenMonk]

Andre: *Walks away from the tour* DPRK Guide: "Over to my right we have three armed soldiers rapidly approaching us." Rest of the tour: *Nervous sweating intensifies*

[@crystalskylight9327]

I can't understand why people would go there. I'd be feeling extremely anxious the whole entire time trying not to do anything that could be perceived as disrespectful. Quite happy to relax and watch docos from my free country!

[@azmanntoz3672]

Nah watching docos at home does not compare to visiting another country and learning about the people for yourself.

[@crystalskylight9327]

@@azmanntoz3672 True. I agree, I like visiting different countries And you have to be there to experience it. I've travelled a bit, and want to see more countries. But North Korea is definitely not on my bucket list for obvious reasons.

[@Hirnlego999]

@@azmanntoz3672 But it isn't quite learning, as a lot of it is theater, propaganda

[@AlexandrePereira-rh7sp]

I'd really like to visit NK, but I'm also very fearful as you are. Do you think anything bad would happen if we behaved really well though?

[@crystalskylight9327]

@@AlexandrePereira-rh7sp Probably not. If you listened carefully and followed all the instructions, I'm sure there'd be no problems at all. I personally would still be on edge though. I go on holidays to relax, not be on edge! As interesting as it is, I'd definitely give NK a miss. Plus, I don't want to fund the regime in any way.

[@mushroomgoblin7121]

"what is your name?" "andre" "andre, ok, now if you could turn the camera off, and follow me behind this building..."

[@ZacJonesYouTube]

Jay S 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

She didnt say "turn off the camera off"

[@amirlhmzn]

NsHellas88 you don't get the joke, do you?

[@ELViejito100]

HAHAHAHA

[@penonton4260]

she want to kiss him. he was too naughty. rrrrrrrrr

[@rex_schd]

A--And - raae ....Ok lets, show you our firing squad

[@DragonActual]

Death by AK-47s or RPGs?

[@TheDeathNote2]

Microsoft Regime death by being tied to your dud ass missiles landing safely in the ocean.

[@toffeelatte6042]

Her English is seriously good though, when he tries to help her work out his name "Andre - 안드레" and when he says it in Korean phonetics she works it out as "Andre." .

[@AntiHamster500]

Andre just wanted a closer look. So later the North Koreans were kind enough to give him a private up close tour of an anti-aircraft gun.

[@johnschmidtz5337]

Even given real life round too

[@johnwilliams-dg6qx]

who the fuck willingly travels to North Korea as a tourist?

[@greydesciple]

john williams or cuba, right?

[@marianpalko2531]

Josh4rock I travelled to Cuba, it was great. Nowhere near this strict.

[@BaBu-ko7wz]

somebody who wants to watch thing for himself and decides not to trust all the western propaganda?

[@crafterisland9949]

Ba Bu looks like we got a North Korean over here

[@BaBu-ko7wz]

that's exactly what I was referring to

[@edible_lemon]

I like how Andre got in trouble for leaving the tour guide then the tour guide just completely fucking abandons you

[@roxydzey]

well, probably that woman are dead or in prison or without a job there.. :/

[@MrFolelserr]

***** hahaha obviously not

[@roxydzey]

i was joking but who knows, man, who knowzz

[@darylsmioth1904]

Tour guides have mega powers.

[@ursuhashiraskar]

This type of childish behaviour can put their life in risk.....

[@Darshanaz]

Why you wanna go to a country, that even one wrong step can put you in jail for 10 years?

[@smurf6901]

R TE I was about to type the same thing. these people are crazy

[@ScienceDiscoverer]

Tony Skywalker Cos adrenaline!

[@islamicschoolofmemestudies]

Tony Skywalker they want to prove their skepticism of north korea based on their own eye and experience. Jeez not all people just believed in CNN. Just like you.

[@thebluefus]

Tony Skywalker even all the right steps

[@xLiLtEmPeR]

It's a 3rd world country. If you let everyone go wild it'll look like Africa or Latin America with all the sheep migrating by masses to USA or Europe. Lol.

[@Shifftee]

There was a different reason she called him because she ignored the guy behind Andre at 0:23 and the cameraman himself when he got left behind the group near the end of the video. Andre was probably misbehaving prior to this video.

[@confucheese]

Andre had probably been sperging out for a while and had become a repeat offender. She needed to remind him to keep in line.

[@platinumheart2505]

She's picking favorites.

[@harsharya545]

Andre is probably walking with his pp out.

[@locumania]

@@harsharya545 😂

[@KARTIKEYA007]

Exactly. I got to admire the woman's kindness because just one word from her can land Andre in deep trouble. I am not sure if i was in her place I would have spared that guy after his stupid smirk... I might have actually called the authorities on him for deliberately messing with me lol

[@tomasmalin]

"uh...can I have his name, surname, place of accomodation, nationality and passport? Thank you."

[@Beetlejuice1355]

tomasmalin nice

[@Auron710]

they definitely already know all of that, she can just remember "andre" and the rest is all documented already, ur rooms bugged too. they know where ur staying cus u pretty much only stay at one place as a tourist and as u see all tours are on rails showing only what they want u to see. im sure theyl have looked into country of origin and affiliation to any intelligence or military and upcoming tour guides were warned of andre from this moment. Id be scared to get arrested like some foreigners have been for doing silly things like this, and shipped back to ur country in a coffin or simply dissapeared.

[@jen93106]

Also, I have been told that one surrenders their passport upon entry to North Korea and it is retrieved upon departing the country. So, perhaps asking his name is really just a courtesy or polite way of saying what need not be spoken!

[@Keyser_Soze739]

No matter where, if you can’t respect people in their own country, STAY AT HOME!

[@lolcollol212]

So apparently walking five steps closer to a tank that the tour guide is describing counts as "not respecting". DPRK bot?

[@Comical_LLama]

0:07 They were being watched carefully, you can notice her pause (perhaps listening to hearing device) and immediately knowing where Andre was

[@SkandiTV]

Oh shit, you're right. She wouldn't pause and turn that sharply if she wasn't told by a third party.

[@logger22]

@@TheWatchernator but notice how she immediately turned to him. She didn't even slightly move her eyes to notice him walking off.

[@redwoodalthalwolf2104]

@@logger22 yeah. Our eyes are attracted to movement at the edge of our field of vision, but he was completely behind him.

[@themeerofkats8908]

You’re over thinking things. People have an awareness of their surrounding and peripheral vision

[@varietydelle5253]

@@themeerofkats8908 no but they're definitely being watched though

[@Necronlord2011]

Andre: She can't do anything, I have a lawyer. Tour guide: I know, we deported him earlier.

[@lostliberty9913]

By Deported I assume you mean Shot.

[@Necronlord2011]

@@lostliberty9913 we don't know and will never find out 😂

[@orti1283]

@@lostliberty9913 deported from this realm

[@JuliusRockMMA]

Tour Guide: Your lawyer is Ander? Dude: Wut? Ander? Tour Guide: Yeah 6ft Under ground

[@inatehigger151]

Deport from his life

[@kumulkum994]

I hate North Korean leader.. but you must show respect their rules when you go there. This woman just doing her job like other west countries soldiers. You can't make fun of with her... That's so rude.

[@Bloodclotzzzzzzzzzzz]

+Kumul Kum I don't think they were directly making fun of her, they were just having a laugh with each other. They obeyed the damn rules you commenters seem to love so much.

[@88ights]

/_-

[@OriginalChaosLord]

+Bloodclotzzzzzzzzzzz The "commenters" don't love the rules. But you create danger for yourself, and everyone around you, by going against them. The tour guide can get in trouble for not keeping you in line the tourists can get in trouble for being associated with you And in N.Korea, 'trouble' usually results in death.

[@riadudung4828]

yes, not directly making fun of the guide is probably right. And Andre just wandering like ordinary visitor, yes. But so easy to misinterpret every single action while you were in foreign land with uncertain situation.

[@ksspider4878]

Kumul Kum it is true respect their rules.

[@JennRazo]

This entire tour group behaves no better than small children. Shameful.

[@Maxvolume123]

How do you even get into North Korea???

[@visiglow]

+Maxvolume123 Through an organization called The Choson Exchange

[@logwind]

+Maxvolume123 Stupidity.

[@TheDanzomanzo]

+Erick Tseng I thought you could enter North Korea freely going on holiday?

[@carlospinto5402]

+Maxvolume123 Koryo Tours.

[@bender2761]

Plot twist:'How did he even get out

[@dhruvpatel6735]

Andre from the labour camp 10 years later* "Yeah its bit harsh in here, but can't complain"

[@eliubfj]

Been eating bisquits with well water down here. Ain't even that bad 🌟 😂

[@bromaro]

@@eliubfj the joke is that he literally can't complain

[@vishrut1000]

Not great, not terrible.

[@rennydesu]

What kind of crazy travel hipsters take a trip to north korea. Sure it probably cheap as hell but deadly as hell too

[@giuliacristiani]

Ren Weeb l km

[@mardi_cambodia51]

yeah.............anime character profile

[@LegomanBunda]

North korea, contrary to popular belief is NOT dangerous. The only time any threat would be presented would be in a situation where you disobey your tour company, kind of like this scenario. Then, if any laws were broken, you could be subjected to hard labor. BUT to a normal, law abiding tourist, the experience is strange and artificial to say the least, but certainly not dangerous

[@Sanggreen]

Tell that to the 21-year-old American student who got 15 years earlier this year for taking a mere flag at the International Hotel.

[@LegomanBunda]

Emy Well lets be fucking honest here he was breaking the law, and he knew damn well that it was against the law to do what he did. He knew the risks, he still did it. Most tourists aren't that idiotic.

[@RyGuyTheAVGuy]

Why anyone would ever visit this country is beyond me.

[@easystreet1888]

I think I'd just go along with their program to avoid conflict.

[@hugomlpaixao]

You think?

[@elkmeatenjoyer3409]

I think I wouldnt even visit to avoid a conflict at all. You never know there's a weird ass law that you could break punishable by death.

[@maixe13]

Miltob Pin3da Pig jun un: oh you don’t agree with my ideals? That’s fine just stand infront of this firing squad for a few seconds.

[@princessthyemis]

Yeah.

[@mixwb]

I'd rather go to Liberia than North Korea

[@23madberty]

Why are they all acting so dopey?

[@avesatanasluciferian2398]

Madberty because they are fucking idiots.

[@Lincolnator721]

i think they could be a little frightened to be in north korea lol

[@reeceduh2744]

Probably all the hidden drugs in the food and drink.

[@tehgzizlauw1787]

of all the countries on earth, they chose to vacation in north korea. thats a good indicator of just how dopey they are

[@gato7908]

Because they're dopes?

[@joewatson3386]

That woman was very lenient towards him he better be grateful

[@sourabhjadhav7929]

Okay Kim

[@phantomjosh2148]

@@sourabhjadhav7929 kim kardashian

[@baph0met]

If he was just one meter more behind he would be getting the death penalty lmao North Korea is a joke

[@Gumbocinno]

If I went there, for the entirety of my stay I'd be quiet, stick to the path, follow the lead, and keep to myself. I wouldn't fuck around for a second over there.

[@messemphanger]

Where's the chubby dude with the funny haircut?

[@mcchinatown8620]

Dave F busy making water rockets

[@croozerdog]

Died of unknown causes

[@daman4u335]

Dave F Diabetes

[@J1I9M7M4Y]

In the submarine eating spicy sausages..

[@mikaelwojciechowski7281]

Now, that would've been interesting if someone asked her that outright.

[@robertcornhole5197]

"Look at our wonderful tanks. DON'T LOOK AT OUR TANKS TOO MUCH!"

[@compmanio36]

Like everything NK does, they're probably a paper-thin facade. Don't look behind the curtain.

[@nutsackwilliams8527]

0:28 he made his little joke and she immediately looks back. You’re a prisoner until they decide to let you leave.

[@Aqueox]

She was probably wondering what they were saying is all.

[@anastasiasgaming1380]

She's scary :0

[@quentintarantela5929]

@@anastasiasgaming1380 She's pretty, I'd like to marry her and take her out of that hell

[@Z64sports]

@GreenWithers Could just be wanting to give her a green card marriage

[@paulocorreia9670]

If any of them went off or something her life would be ruined probably...

[@NemeanLion-]

“That other row boat is what we used to kill Godzilla”

[@willfitz94]

He barely wandered off he just wanted to read the other sign

[@giorgoskwnstas3727]

yeah but he is not in the eu or usa he is in a country ruled by a dictator

[@willfitz94]

GIORGOS KWNSTAS Thanks for the history lesson point dexter

[@giorgoskwnstas3727]

@@willfitz94 yeah your comment made no sense so i figured you needed one

[@willfitz94]

GIORGOS KWNSTAS No it made sense you just aren’t as intelligent as you think

[@giorgoskwnstas3727]

@@willfitz94 yeah right

[@LeonXvoN]

I bet the tour guid is like "hes seen too much! *Executes him*

[@Nativeaboriginal]

100 years later Tour guide: here we have the skeletal remains of “andre” he came to korea a hundred years ago and made the mistake of disrespecting a tour guide who was escorting him at the time

[@Needsmoreflash]

"Can I have your name please?" "Andre" "Matt?" "Nothing like what I just said." lol

[@KaninTuzi]

Tour guide: What is your name? Andre: Andre Tour guide: Alright then, Prisoner Z6785, right this way.