A Fully Narrative Wargame Experiment - TURNIP28 Battle Report

An impromptu tabletop battle report made in our spare time, highly inspired by Dawn of War in its narrative framing, playing our favorite Inq28/Blanchitsu-inspired post-apocalyptic napoleonic wargame - Turnip28!
We kinda just started filming in the middle of the battle and went from there.
Behold the battle of the wills betwixt hag and hog.
Who will win, and who will sink in the slurry..?
This video is not sponsored, but look here for more info on Turnip28: / turnip28
The rules are free!!!
Thank you Max for letting us use some of your artwork and for making cool tabletop game!
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Alfabusa
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[@spehizle]

The image of a completely checked-out officer half-heartedly ordering his men to cannibalize each other, until a Mushroom Man stands alone, overcome with righteous purpose, and somehow fires 45 shots in 6 seconds with a goddam musket...is so overwhelmingly funny that I had to pause the video because I was laughing too hard.

[@franciscorui]

I've got 45 more rounds in this one-round magize

[@Red_Alpha_Fox3358]

Dhaka Dhaka

[@mercerholt8299]

It's some grimdark loonytunes shenanigans and I love it.

[@TheTomac]

was turnip28 like created *specifically* for you people or what? it is staggering how well the humor and vibe lines up

[@hawkticus_history_corner]

It is extremely British in its humor. So yes.

[@kosm999]

For those confused, the opening introduction isn’t a parody. That’s really what the world of TURNIP28 is like - it's a grimdark Monty Python sketch.

[@ericlarrieu-let5757]

I gathered as much from how medievally cartonishly grotesque everybody looks.

[@Bluecho4]

^This. You play as delusional officers and their fauning sycophants, leading groups of starving, cowardly, and incompetent root-mutants into battles across a world ravaged by war and a colossal world-tuber that sucks the life from the land. Pursuing hallucinatory visions of extinct root vegetables, and getting into fights with other warbands for _no good reason._ It would be soul-crushing if it wasn't so patently absurd as to make one laugh.

[@OrificeHorus]

​@@Bluecho4That sounds glorious and I love it

[@laziezt4973]

Thanks, TURNIP28 just looks like a coupon code to me so I wasn't sure what to make of this :p

[@ValdVincent]

So gamma world, but fantasy, sounds nice.

[@mr.scorpion6925]

"Hi, welcome to hell, war is hell boys, I'd like to order." - Toadie Grubhub, c. 2800 AD Spoken like a true footstuber.

[@CIABATTAROTTA4709]

my ankies..

[@flamingcroatan3739]

Never to heal

[@dukeofmania6504]

We’re so hungry..

[@jackmclean4120]

Attack please..

[@mikeoxlong1395]

"Please, attack!" Toadie Grubhug, master of tactics, commanding the troops at decisive battel of Ander's Hill.

[@Powermugger14]

Would the mushroom man's religion version of the cross be a red paste elephant footprint

[@mackcollasius3690]

The monolith of holy mash

[@dashiellgillingham4579]

YOU MUST MASH

[@blargofallblargs3939]

Like The Shredder's Foot Clan symbol!

[@essexclass8168]

In the Philippines there's a snack in the form of pressed unleavened bread called Piyaya, children are fairly often told these were pressed with elephants. i have no doubt that upon discovery of this the Church of the Mushroom man would use them in religious feasts

[@loveroffunnyy]

Yes, yes it would.

[@pteroid11]

I like the subtle gag of Hagilda very clearly getting a Saloon and a Salon mixed up

[@barleysixseventwo6665]

You guys instantly converted me to this game on the first turn alone. A unit eating all but one of itself so it can throw a duck load of attacks at the enemy is just too fun for words!

[@Bluecho4]

I was left laughing my ass off at that moment. Welcome to Cyst (the setting of Turnip28), new recruit!

[@jacobirving8999]

I want to play.

[@dukedevlan5457]

Attack

[@RBAWintrow]

@@dukedevlan5457 Attack who?

[@dukedevlan5457]

@@RBAWintrow attack whoever is closest

[@nerdinebe]

I love the rancid, dumbass vibes just roiling off of this setting. You simply must show us more of this.

[@TornaitSuperBird]

Petition to call more people "brain knave" from now on.

[@the-0-endless376]

Petition signed!

[@Dorsidwarf]

an excellent insult

[@itspetz7421]

Yes

[@slayer0235]

Hear-hear!

[@El_Dissident]

Absolve me of my non-native ignorance, what does "brain knave" mean?

[@nocanseegreen3845]

I'm pretty sure bowel loosening charge is supposed to mean that the targets loosen their bowels because of the charge but this way is funnier

[@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308]

I think both work, I would shit my pants if a titanic elephant came charging at me with such force it spewed its bowels across the floor.

[@matthewgagnon9426]

@@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308 Imagine the smell of something that big just absolutely dumping gallons of shit behind it as it charges towards you, faster and faster with every bit of discharge lowering its weight.

[@bradpotts1747]

its like that deer in castle crashers

[@EgoEroTergum]

​@@bradpotts1747 The escape the troll music from that scene went so fucking hard IT HAD NO RIGHT TO GO SO *HARD.*

[@bradpotts1747]

@@EgoEroTergum man everything that studio makes goes hard even while they take the piss outta themselves. its bananas

[@fiendish9474]

Great video to listen to while recovering from a migraine

[@KopitioBozynski]

mood kindred

[@edwardramasamadesiderio471]

‘Tis true, am sick. I had a great guffaw from this.

[@countsnowyofgwainn3996]

Mood kindred x2

[@jimbomcbob7849]

You shouldn't have migrains tbh, they're not good for you

[@drysocks4412]

Just going to leave marks for the Mushroom Man Saga here: 3:30 His first appearance. 4:28 He is Chosen! 4:35 Candles to be snuffed. 5:13 A Knight's faith awakens. 8:26 Mushy needs a snacky. 9:09 Suddenly, a spike in blood sugar! 10:10 The Duel begins! 11:11 Acceptance and Salvation. 13:25 Church of the New Son of Man.

[@creepdimensions2405]

Its funnier when I think about how the fuck the Emperor in TTS was made and this is like a fucked up we have mcdonalds at home version of the origin story of how several dudes "combined" to make him

[@wibble2482]

Confidence is good, now please attack...

[@BananaChicken21]

Surely, this man is the son of _God!_

[@Crusader-Ramos45]

He’s like a Custodian gone crazy after taking too much of the drugs used to make custodians for the Emperor.

[@georgevoknerech228]

Turnip28 is such an underrated setting. It's basically a Monty Python's flying Circus in grimdark universe.

[@LARPBeard]

the most precise description I've seen.

[@Earthpeak]

What if they did a lore video for Turnip28 like they did for WoD

[@LordVader1094]

@@Earthpeak God I hope so

[@georgevoknerech228]

@@Earthpeak It would be awesome. The sheer chaos and absurdness of Turnip28 universe is perfect for this format. They also really should make a video about Turnip28 cults. This game has a cult of alcoholics on stilts who vomit all over their enemies. Or a cult of literal mushroom-infested pigs and goats who you control by spooking them in the direction you need them to move.

[@bradpotts1747]

"you say that like monty pythons flying circus isnt a-" -crashing noises- "OI CAN WE AV YEER LIVA THEN!?!?" "WHAT IN THE .... aaAAUAUUUUUUUGHHHHHTHHHUUUU AAAAAAAAOOOHHHGOOODDDWHYYY-" this concludes our broadcast thank you for supporting the BBC.

[@Hello-bp8dx]

I like to imagine the narrator is the canon voice for The Root, mannerisms and all.

[@secretname2670]

I've been scouring the internet for a rulebook pdf or lore, mayhaps you can point me in a good direction? I really badly want to read some stories about this world but at this rate I'll write my own before I find something official... I learned about Cyst, The Root and the few basic cults but not much more

[@Hello-bp8dx]

@@secretname2670 afraid I don’t know much about turnip28 beyond one or two lore videos I’ve seen pop up on KZbin. Sorry I can’t be of more help :(

[@jaimayy]

@@secretname2670 the subreddit has the links on the side for the rules, free stls, and the lore magazine is called the swollen magglet. Everything you need is on there. :)

[@Haaalp]

@@secretname2670The video itself says where you can get it for free from the creator themself.

[@devincasebeer4459]

​@@secretname2670did you ever find it?

[@youdontneedtoseehisidentif4939]

“Once a upon a time, in a land too close for comfort” is an absolutely underrated line

[@El_King911]

initial dialogue/dispute is pure gold. I can't get enough of the Knög voice, like the advertiser for Hobby Shopen, one of Alfabusa's best and silliest voices

[@HippoKing.MP3]

I do love the brainded wamstodese voice lol

[@ulric8445]

"Brain Knave! Walk around it!"

[@seamussmyth1928]

That's just what all norwegians sound like

[@jeffismywaifu4093]

@@seamussmyth1928 hail the knögdom

[@El_King911]

@@seamussmyth1928 then I need a vacation to Norway

[@Powoga]

Neat. Also, because I was curious and looked it up, The Great Proboscis is the Blue Flutist by parastone, based on a Hiëronymus Bosch painting. "He symbolises the lawlessness." Obviously.

[@tylertenny3987]

Thank you! I was dazzled by that mini but did not have the slightest idea where to find it

[@kyosokutai]

@@tylertenny3987 Reaper Miniatures makes one, apparently.

[@TheOwlslayer]

Genuinely, I'd watch you guys play and narrate with whatever you have on hand. Bring out sock puppets and just roll some stones around while making funny voices, and I'd still be having the time of my life.

[@KingLich451]

😂

[@silverheart302]

The Phlogiston Hag babies aremy favorite faction, I hope their next codex will finally do them justice 🙏

[@lestevegmbh2637]

We need a rule were you roll a d6, use that many other d6 for the next throw and the summ of that is the total amount of dice used for the final throw which shows the damage finally. Pros: damage ranging from nonexistent to beast ending. Cons: need 36 dice once in a while, but thats negated by being a serious wargamer, who has more dice than one could understand.

[@superluckyhappylife2358]

Where can I find this rule

[@silverheart302]

You must beg papa Alfa for it, maybe he will give the rules to you @@superluckyhappylife2358

[@ChristopherPayne-yx9bs]

@@lestevegmbh2637 Sounds like Ulric's Fury in d6 form...

[@lestevegmbh2637]

@@ChristopherPayne-yx9bs i guess, but this would be exponential instead of additional.

[@drysocks4412]

Mushroom Man's story was truly powerful, a solemn tale of ambition, loss, hope, bravery, defiance, acceptance of the futility and war and finally sacrifice. May all remember the story of the New Son of Man.

[@Galdenberry_Lamphuck]

He ate 12 people though

[@Powermugger14]

​@@Galdenberry_Lamphucklike all gods should

[@DarthSidian]

He kinda had to.

[@krispykrim3532]

Honestly I just want to hear a 10 hour marathon of those two pigmen arguing about whatever dumb shit passes through their heads

[@robertkraciuk2753]

+1

[@kelvinsantiago7061]

+2

[@csmrookie9600]

+3

[@Hatguy23]

@@csmrookie9600 +4

[@Haanzer]

Hello! I'm a big fan of Turnip28, but I don't think I've ever actually enjoyed watching a battle report in my life, despite many attempts. I thoroughly enjoyed this video from start to finish. The fact I could follow what happened in the game but there was zero downtime and the narrative was fully voiced and in character was completely game changing for me. Probably helps that Turnip28 lends itself well to goofy humour as well - this didn't feel like a parody over anything other than just a story in that universe. 10/10 please do more of this

[@UsernotFound2018]

Checking if theres a bot here hmm Ok clear of bot's moving on

[@inwit594]

I discovered Turnip28 through this video, and I've got to say: The models look *superb*. They're all very goofy but retain very distinctive looks individually. I'm considering picking a few up already. :]

[@seanshultze220]

I vouch this, Would be fun to see it as a series too

[@Wiz_Online]

This is borderline experimental

[@arklaw8306]

Borderline?

[@Kain01able]

So high quality it's almost official content.

[@grimos6490]

I'd say it's a grand result

[@darkandedgy1457]

I like it

[@duyanhbui5386]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hn3EinlmdpVkm5I

[@alicemursteinlesbefaen666]

i love turnip28 but from now on i can no longer play it normally. fully in-character voice acting is now required for me to enjoy this game. fucking awesome video

[@pandakabob8013]

I would watch you guys make a sandwich. This is glorious.

[@tron-do7ii]

Seconded.

[@manuelsantiago1323]

It would be a GLORIOUS sandwich.

[@scout360pyroz]

Thats what it comes down to. Alfa is just an interesting person in his voices and sense of humor

[@nunjabeeswaxs4686]

That sandwich would lead to several cults, at least one civil war and somebody getting food poisoning

[@scout360pyroz]

@@nunjabeeswaxs4686 and that would just be the lore alfa built around it before he even showed the video

[@jonathanwatson4484]

Looking at mushroom man: "one left alive? He won't do much damage" (2 seconds later) "Damn mushroom man has hands"

[@alexrexaros9837]

Turnip28 is a thought experiment, I'm sure. Someone couldnt afford Warham figs, so they used vegetables instead. When they were done, they said “Hey, I'm onto something.”

[@ecyor0]

I mean, not too far off, it was created as a way to play games with kitbashed historical miniatures and literal carved vegetables

[@DISTurbedwaffle918]

Probably a Slav or Potato Elf. They're always playing with their tubers

[@larrytherustyboii7442]

I'm sure dood was on shroom atm too.

[@larrytherustyboii7442]

@@a.m.2066 wat

[@DISTurbedwaffle918]

@@a.m.2066 It's okay. The Slavlands are increasingly engaged in massive wars of conquest and potential killing frenzies again, so you'll probably find a Slav wargamer escaping the ensuing chaos in the next few years. Never lose hope!

[@ArvandusTheStoryteller]

Hey Bruva, I just wanted to say thanks. A ton of people went to my channel to learn the lore of this ridiculous universe. Thanks for the boost and thanks for the great video that perfectly shows how darkly funny this world is. Been a fan of you guys since Text to speech and as a world of darkness fan, love your hunter the parenting vids. Cant wait to see what you do next.

[@thesmilyguyguy9799]

Cool

[@ShioSloth]

This feels like if Darkest Dungeon and Yellow Submarine had a child. A beautiful, shining, tuberous child.

[@larrytherustyboii7442]

To me it's likes if darksouls had a child with a moldy bag full of vegetables.

[@lordfriedrick7911]

Also that child has tubercholosis

[@bradpotts1747]

@@larrytherustyboii7442 me watching a corpse fuck everything in my garden "i dont know that this IS illegal but it SHOULD be."

[@srbrant5391]

If Heironymus Bosch directed a Monty Python skit after discovering Warhammer.

[@chilidragon842]

I came across this video yesterday, and I immediately went and got the rules PDF and joined the Turnip28 discord. It is now 3:30AM and I have a game Im gonna be playing with someone else in an hour and a half at 5 fucking AM over Tabletop Simulator. *I will be doing silly voices.* Thank you Alfa, I havent wheezed this hard at a video and got sold on a game that quickly in a while.

[@tshadowwolft4293]

“One of the bastards gets his finger nail caught on a tank trap and dies instantly” practically killed me omg

[@devincasebeer4459]

Thank you alpha, for introducing me to this amazing bilge-fire of a game. Im making my army as I speak: "Saint Carotas holy gob smashers of the 131st legion". They are lead by a gorilla.

[@Chronologger]

I don't need ANYONE to tell me that you DEFINITELY directed Knog's VA to sound a bit like Orson Welles. Genius.

[@fishpop]

Pretty sure it was Alfa voicing everything...

[@El_King911]

dont know if it's everyone but Knog is 100% alfabusa it's very similar to his "Pentex MNC" Hobby Shopen "ad" voice kzbin.info/www/bejne/qIuci6ynrZmAsKM and remember! "We live in your house™"

[@weidiocrow]

I can't believe the swedes just conned me into buying $30 worth of historical minis. Bravo, your experiment was a success.

[@TheAsylumCat]

You know? I often forget that we should fear Bruva's mad genius.

[@richardpaxford5792]

"The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament."

[@Aconspiracyofravens1]

You would think so but my first game included the eel peasant railgun. The game is litterally just like this to play

[@larrytherustyboii7442]

I'm never prepared for what any of his characters say next and it's always hilarious

[@troublemaker9899]

A thrilling tale of the 23-year War of the Straight and Narrow Path, between the forces of Knog Karola von Richtensteinhophenburgerdorf and Hagilda de Louisouisouisou over the great and fantastic purpose of redrawing a small municial footpath. This war dragged on for 23 long years and yielded a total of 25 casualties, 11 of which were from cannibalism. The result was the creation of the Parish of the Faith of the Unbegotten Shroom, a small, bustling tax haven with a population of five. As classic a European tale as Saint George and the Dragon, you can well see!

[@lordfriedrick7911]

I don't know what happened, but i want an entire series of these weird battles...

[@Earthpeak]

Right? I wanna see what happens to Knög Grubhub as he and the regiment recover

[@MRdeathGodification]

Agreed

[@LordVader1094]

@@Earthpeak I also want to see Hagilda's continuing quest for proper hair care.

[@Athetos_Admech]

Post apocalyptic setting where some cancerous root grew so fast that it destroyed almost everything around the time of Napoleon. The survivors are all insane and mutated from eating the wierd plants that have poisoned the land so that nothing else can grow.

[@Motleydoll123]

agreed. you already have several angles for it. Hagilda's eternal quest for better haircare leading her to hire numerous chaotic mercenaries and fight all manner of other cults in her desire to go STRAIGHT to the Saloon(salon), or any other place she desires. Grubhub of course maintaining the rapidly collapsing 'kingdom' of the old fort while rebuilding the regiment and eating each other, the knight forming a new cult and building up its power and might while also contending with the eldrich horrors of this already lost world. add in any new characters that would be fitting and suddenly your crafting a whole narrative of insane and desperate people all struggling to contend with the living hell of the endless war and the twisted festering world.

[@anonmon96]

Only Alfabusa can make a battle between two bands of inbred murderhobos sound equal parts goofy and epic.

[@jackothelantern]

I can't explain how hard I laughed at the elephants reveal. It really is a natrural war machine.

[@Spadgeriffic]

The line "Good thing I brought this FUCKING ELEPHANT" is at real risk at living rent free in my head.

[@quasirobot222]

The foghorn is the cherry on top of this soggy, absurdist sundae.

[@Mr_Hst]

With every sweeping step you turn thousands of people to raid a fandom. I hope you realize the power you have Alfa.

[@andreaven2287]

After 2 min in the video, a quick stop. After 2 hours of research and reading, I've decided to build my first Turnip28 force before the end of this summer. I knew nothing of the game before this video. Thank you so much guys. Now I can watch the report.

[@provosttq2051]

13:53 DOGGY!

[@Max-pi3yx]

Very entertaining, immediately made me look into Turnip28, I'd give this experiment a 10/10 without hesitation!!

[@TheGeneralMoe114]

The setting, with its models and lore, seem tailor made for Alfabusa and Garrot. I love it

[@jefferyjoyner6032]

This is an amazing format and video series idea! To this day the episode of TTS partially based off an actual match between chaos and the guard + grey knights is one of my favorites, and I hope this series goes further!

[@James-bs8bd]

Thanks!

[@alfabusa]

Thank you immensely from all of us, you’ve dropped an absolutely brainchoking amount on us out of nowhere. I am launching the Biggest Possible Thank from a catapult into your very home.

[@nickfejes6246]

This feels like a grimdark Monty Python skit 😂

[@christopherross9509]

That is pretty much Turnip28 the game. It's great!

[@PasserbySB]

Man, how do they come up with such great lines? "They are but candles to be blown out" goes super hard.

[@hmroid6884]

Another vaguely esoteric war game being played by my favorite vaguely esoteric youtube channel! Truly a match made.

[@Bluecho4]

In retrospect, the channel and the game seem made for one another.

[@bloodsalt]

Holy crap, that intro! I absolutely lost it at the 'elephant' foghorn

[@Misclicking_orc]

I heard about turnip 28 a few weeks ago. Quite a weird little game. Makes sense you guys would be into it.

[@jonanlsh]

0:33 gave me a borderline aneurysm. Never has a number's narration hurt me so much and yet made me need 'nother

[@timothywilliams6785]

Sweet god, what is this monstrosity of a game? I love it

[@Misclicking_orc]

Turnip 28. It’s a weird miniature agnostic game. There are some free rules online.

[@moistenvelopes]

Idk but look at those SNOUTS

[@mobylka]

BEST WAR-REPORT EVER! wellp, now I need more.

[@leonardogignoli8912]

This is literally how i imagine turnip28 games in my head. If someone will ever ask me what is turnip28 i'll probably lob this video in their face like a rotten and moldy cabbage, it's that perfect.

[@boarfaceswinejaw4516]

throwing away a moldy cabbage? what a waste of a perfectly good turnip28 figurine.

[@frogblasttheventcore69]

I love the Dawn of War style dialogue boxes, manic voice acting, and the quality of the paintjobs and kitbashing. Great work, this is Emperor TTS level good 👍

[@frogblasttheventcore69]

@BruvaAlfabusa_ AWAY, FOUL XENO. I SHALL NOT FALL FOR YOUR TRICKERY, WITCH. TASTE THE EMPEROR'S FURY!!

[@dapperloser3025]

in a timeline where GW didn't have a problem with fan films we might have seen this for a warhammer game

[@mrmackie-qp6lr]

I was really hoping you guys would have Put out something for Halloween or Christmas but you will do it when you're ready and not a second before hope you all had a good holiday season see you round

[@killamanjarothedm9358]

At least I know he’s alive due to this comment. Holy crap I was worried for these guys.

[@mrmackie-qp6lr]

@@killamanjarothedm9358 with creative types there going to do things at there own speed all you can do is wait i,m a old KZbin man's I know these things I do watch there videos once or twice a month still.

[@AnArtistInAVoid]

I WANT MORE! Apologies. What I meant was that I desire more content in this aesthetic as it has been quite humorous and entertaining.

[@AlexanderPC123]

The way the narrator get more invested in his story as it goes on is great.

[@iamkroot6098]

One of the more entertaining battle reports I’ve seen.

[@FlSKMASTER]

I wish battle reports like this were more common, it's much more fun having the battle told as a story than just seeing two people play a game.

[@FlSKMASTER]

Also I love Alfa's unique flavour of insanity

[@Salvationtower]

This brings me back to your genestealer cult stuff with the funny little goat people. Amazing stuff and quite disgusting.

[@Bluecho4]

Bruva Alfabusa's "Goatstealer Cults" is what made me think Turnip28 is the perfect game for him. Their "vibes" are totally in concordance.

[@Salvationtower]

@@Bluecho4 oh most certainly. A it's the filthiest, most downtrodden and horrid game I can think of. It's like it was written for him 😊

[@supremetarantulasorcerer165]

This is like if Darkwood was made by Rogue Trader era GW

[@Zunger]

Could you guys do a lore video on Turnip28? this setting looks like a lot of fun.

[@minibotas9496]

Honestly, this is the lore: Two thousand years after the defeat of Napoleon, Europe is still at war, everything has turned to mud, and the people have gotten so dumb to the point they wage “wars” over petty squabbles, with sizes of hardly 30 men; the discussion of which type of vegetable is best being the most common. Speaking of vegetables, they are worshiped, and some of them have even mutated to living beings that respawn in the swamps. Technology has all but been forgotten, powder weapons (muskets and cannons specifically) are considered lost technology and are the most powerful weapons on this setting. Livestock has mutated into vegetable-meat hybrids, crabs have gotten VERY BIG, cannibals are a common sight, and there’s a cult that dedicates itself into planting a mutated Turnip that grows fast and starts using it’s roots for hunting; think of it as an “eldritch” Turnip version of Kudzu. Their mechanics definitedly feel like it. Not much else, just setting.

[@derpherp1810]

TLDR; A fuckin mutant turnip grows out of the ground during the Napoleonic wars, shit stagnates and gets all stanky, and boom peak dumbassery.

[@anonmon96]

@Bruva Alfabusa , When can we expect your next video? Its been 5 months already. I am honestly getting worried dude.

[@vadandrumist1670]

The TTS episodes with such random elements always were my favorites. Though unsuitable for a focused narrative I could see good things as an anthology of battle reports.

[@daringdarius5686]

I've now seen the video 3x through. 1) I love this content, more of it in the future would be absolutely amazing 😊 2) Thank you for introducing me to Turnip28. Time to make my resin printer go brrrrrrr 3) Mushroom head is the first miniature I'm printing

[@gentleshark972]

"The parish now consists of 4 people. Al of which have tuberculosis." That sounds like rimworld on hardmode.

[@vigorouslethargy]

Tuber-culosis. Tubers are a genus of mushroom. 😄

[@Omnicide101]

average british polity

[@TheTomac]

@@vigorouslethargy theyre really not.

[@vigorouslethargy]

@@TheTomac Not going through the whole classification but: Kingdom: Fungi Family: Tuberaceae Genus: Tuber What you likely *thought* I meant was tuber vegetables like potatoes. Which is an understandable assumption.

[@krakerbox1108]

Perhaps it should be mentioned that in the lore of Turnip28, there is a network of foul tubers growing all across, and this mutating vegetable is the only other food that humans survive on, so Tuber-Culosis could very much refer to the vegetable kind of Tuber.

[@Edrobot7]

Stay tuned for “If Köng Grubhub had a Text To Speech Device”

[@mccs4452]

It's like a Hieronymus Bosch painting gained sentience… I LOVE IT!

[@seamussmyth1928]

This is THE most watched turnip28 video What the fuck is turnip28

[@natanaelsantos3924]

I can imagine this in an episode of Hunter: The Parenting where D tells the story of the great masasa war to someone

[@eckelrock]

I have no clue what this is, but it's great. It's like if Narnia was designed by Phil Tippett and performed by characters from Conker's Bad Fur Day.

[@lorenzogarompolo8074]

I'm absolutely in love with the vibe of this setting. It feels like a dumber, muddier version of the Napoleonic wars. I require more! And I require lore too!

[@cerberus400]

hey, just wanted to say I really appreciate that you folks put contextual subtitles directly into your videos. I'm clinically deaf and my ears don't work so good. The neurological tinnitus doesn't help either. So being able to read along, stopping at the right points, the necessary exaggerations in context with the shenans. It makes it so much easier and so much more fun enjoying the work you put into this. Thank you. 🙂

[@gfefighter8510]

this felt like a fever dream

[@ryanduran2342]

I have been made aware of Turnip28....thus this video has enriched my life.

[@MrZEPYRO]

Mushroom Man had me crying my bowels out at work… it was so hard to keep me from loosing all the air in my lungs… Thank you Karl… you almost killed me. Try again.

[@iainballas]

Any new plans on the channel? No activity in a while, getting nervous!

[@alfabusa]

Returning early March!

[@anamericangrizzlybear8315]

​@@alfabusathank you, been waiting patiently for your return 😭😭😭

[@iainballas]

@@alfabusa Oh, whew, was getting worried. Never heard about a vacation XD

[@Malkamok]

"Remove the fort!" 1:25 in and I'm already sold

[@TheArchDandy]

I keep coming back to this- so good. I'd love more of this type of thing, especially if its a refreshing smaller thing to make between bigger projects.

[@MrVarangian88]

I was having an absolutely shit week but now the glory of Mushroom Man has helped me turn my life around. Seriously guys, thank you, this made my day.

[@AngryAragami]

After watching this, I went and read the rule book. After reading the rule book, I went and read the free first issue of the magazine, with it's model making tips and a beautifully horrific short story. After all this, I both desire to begin making my own horrible Regiment, as well as find people to play with. I hope you and the rest of the gang make more stuff in this setting Alfa, as it's just as wretched and hilarious as you guys.

[@PhantomRaider100]

This was the funniest, weirdest piece of wargaming I have ever seen. I wish to see more in the future. Keep up the good work Alfabusa!

[@randomomega9966]

This is hilarious, please do more of these when you get the time! Knog.

[@happyyet5387]

"gets his fingernail stuck in a tank trap - and dies immediately. The rest mourn his loss and don't move another inch." I don't know why, but this broke me. Mr. Alfabusa, your ability to craft such comedic gold from anything with what seems to be natural Macguyver-esque talent never ceases to entertain. P.S. Moar Boy episodes ples. Clearly Boy is the chosen one, and we must see his journey as he protects the precious Smerples from both Camarilla killers (Camarillers?) and the Demon-Horse corrupted Fleas that we all know Horse has been shedding all over the place. Will Boy be up to the challenge? We must know! For Boys Bulbous Bempire!

[@underplague6344]

Grubhub may seem like an incompetent and lazy leader but he is actually the smartest character in the Battle Report. His first remark reveals he is the only one here intelligent enough to acknowledge the true nature of war, making him the least delusional person here. Though he might sound dumb, that's probably due to him being horrifically crippled due to either injury or root mutation. His first act may have seemed like a massive blunder, but it was actually a genius decision. The sacrifice of most of his front allowed MUSHROOM MAN to take out a large chunk of the enemy soldiers in one volley, and massively decreased enemy morale. His next command "shoot or something", while it didn't do anything, was mostly done to prevent the wasting of MUSHROOM MAN''s turn, as it was very possible he would have forgotten to shoot entirely. For his final act, he shoots his small shitty pistol. While this might seem like a futile and indignant attempt at resistance, it was actually quite a good move tactically. Attracting the elephant's rage toward himself and it failing it's terrain check was likely the only way Grubhub could've won. Grubhub is a far better leader than Karola and deserves the title of Knög far more than him.

[@auugh43546]

we love grubhub

[@Bluecho4]

I'm surprised it took this long for Bruva Alfabusa to embrace the _rootish horror_ that is Turnip28. But nonetheless, I am _delighted beyond wooooooooooords!_ For those unfamiliar with Turnip28, this is basically the exact tone the game goes for. It's great.

[@Temmie444]

is Bruva Alfabusa still uploading content? its been 5 months since last upload and im getting a bit scared that work has stoped

[@nightmagnus7595]

Would love to see more frankly. T28 is so interesting and a great opportunity for storytelling, I just gotta get around to building and painting (as per usual)

[@Zaaggastkich]

Only 5 mins in and I’m subbed specifically for this. It is glorious. I’d watch a whole campaign in the TURNIP28 setting

[@matthewdixon8600]

Hail to the Gatling mushroom

[@paulgrabner540]

As long as you guys keep having fun with this, please make more.

[@alotosius]

AHHH!! I"M DYING!! Mushroom Man is Legend!!

[@mithlander6211]

I miss TTS :(

[@geistincarnate]

The battle reports were some of my favorite parts of TTS so this was a delight-doing my part to feed the algorithim so we can see hopefully see more in the future!

[@slim_bean]

Please please PLEASE do more vidoes like this one

[@Capng123]

There is literally no one else who could do a T28 batrep other than you guys. The comedy and insanity of the setting is so perfectly portrayed it beggers belief.

[@gsamalot]

I have no idea what the fuck just happen but I want more of this now. Also that a sweet fucking dog you have at the end