A Fustercluck in ArmA 3: Contact

[@360Nomad]

*Most movies and video games* >Aliens discover Earth >Aliens wage genocidal war upon the human race and humanity must unit against the alien menace or perish *ArmA* >Aliens discover Earth >humans immediately start killing each other while the Aliens just sit in their mothership, wondering what the fuck is going on

[@notsoprofessionalweeb]

Alien 1: We're about to go to war with this planet species Alien 2 : They already went to war just now Alien 1 : Wait, with whom? Alien 2 : Themselves.

[@darykeng]

@@notsoprofessionalweeb Alien 3: AGAIN?!

[@mrjack901]

Everyone killing each other, and the Americans and Russians helping each other... Accurate

[@joesnyder8592]

I watch all the story campaign missions and it still does not make sense PLEASE HELP

[@jackthorton10]

When in any doubt of peril despite differences... humanity of both the capitalist and oligarchy countries will work together for the benefits of mankind

[@TheAderwolf]

smart move to make floating things now part as the game as a feature instead of a bug.

[@popitrekker1543]

Is this on purpose or is the Arma physics in action?

[@Jack-me7kl]

I'm now gonna start blaming arma shenanigans on aliens

[@49mozzer]

@Michael Martin So that's why they were arrested in Greece

[@MysticMelonGames]

No no its always been a feature not a bug you guys just didn't see the very clear signs that aliens were on earth...they always were.

[@Aggelos-tv3ep]

@@49mozzer what???

[@Zluka116]

Need to mention, that russian voice actors ACTUALLY talk in russian without accent and with correctly constructed sentences. That's pretty impressive.

[@command_unit7792]

Its Bohemia they can actually hire actual russians...

[@adrianszepiela445]

As a pole, i can say the polish voice acting is also great

[@spartan1503]

It's bohemia the same company that makes VBS, a arma like game that is designed specifically for official military training

[@invertedv12powerhouse77]

Isnt bohemia polish? Either way i like the acting in this dlc. Quality DLC

[@Zluka116]

@@invertedv12powerhouse77 Bohemia Int. is from Czech Republic.

[@spartan1503]

Russian Being the good guy and helping American is the most alien thing in the DLC

[@Just_One_0]

You're not wrong.

[@DeafLord18]

Good indicator how much shit has hit the fan. Nothing makes a ally like a scarier third.

[@segolar]

Why u so racist, mate?

[@TheArklyte]

@@segolar red scare tradition?

[@xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844]

@@segolar to be honest the Russians are almost always the antagonists in Arma.

[@nathankingham1248]

Aliens: “Greetings, we come in peace” Polish: “Shame”

[@nikdaw12]

True, we have some creazy politicians in the governament....if something gonna comes from the East they will not ask in nice way :v :v :v We have something caled "Territorial defense troops"...creazy ex-mil and young guys with military background, who just wait to use guns on real target 0,o They are prepare to conducting independent, unconventional and discouraging troops activities. Basically on the day one they are going to the forest/or city and hold ground untill real military gona help.

[@kubastachowiak1089]

you went Deep Man. Shit.

[@invertedv12powerhouse77]

@@nikdaw12 damn crazy poles hahaha.

[@iamunamed5800]

More like "Oh no, we're not falling for that again"

[@DeePScharge]

@@nikdaw12 Also wrong, Territorial Defense Troops are owned, trained and regulated by the government, a regiment of volunteers of many backgrounds, ages, and genders. They are trained as first responders among the civilian population in cases of natural disasters, invasions, terrorist attacks etc. mostly to defend and rescue local populace within their region/woyevodship. They are literally: the weekend soccer mom army. Painting them as some sort of paramilitary or pmc is... well I try not to use the r-word anymore but you know what I mean.

[@chadmond4652]

Thats just standard polish procedure during any disaster or attack

[@adrianszepiela445]

As a pole, can confirm

[@Jamie_Holiday]

@Random Imperial Guard the latter because polen cannot into space Sorry ;-;

[@thelegoman524]

Okay I know a ton of people in the Arma Community were like "Please for the love of God don't be Aliens"... But come on now, That was pretty cool.

[@zerotwo6814]

The size and look of that thing was just too cool to be mad, lets be honest.

[@jackroberts572]

@@zerotwo6814 i cannot beleive im saying this, but somehow they got this right how dont askbut they did

[@Quintonias]

I mean, correct me if I'm wrong but, I'm pretty sure ArmA Three's original concept was an alien invasion before being scrapped. If that is accurate and the one who told me wasn't speaking out of their ass, then this feels more like giving that original idea justice.

[@theoverlordofcats5511]

@@Quintonias or just using old asset

[@Quintonias]

@@theoverlordofcats5511 I like to think they aren't being lazy but yeah, this is also a possibility.

[@sfleong5907]

Ian Kesson : Rudwell, lad. You rememebr in 2020? A meteor hit Olom. Me in 2020 : confused screaming

[@ZephyrTM101]

The most Alien thing in this video was Rimmy's attempts at pronouncing "Tchaikovsky"

[@kabob0077]

Agreed.

[@snark4611]

"I feel the warp overtaking me, IT IS A GOOD PAIN!"

[@bastionaudio]

EDIT: I feel like ARMA overtaking me...IT A GOOD PAIN !!!

[@CBRN-115]

DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?

[@LANSl0t]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@NODnuke45]

@@LANSl0t SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

[@jordinagel1184]

I FEEL A THOUSAND MINDS CRY OUT IN PAIN!

[@EnvyInspired]

Guy says remember the meteor strike in 2020 Me in 2020: wait wut fam

[@gamerzplayerz5780]

we have to wait til 2030s. damn Aliens

[@Vexed_Vixen]

We still have time

[@tankdempsey558]

December 22nd *sweating*

[@command_unit7792]

Russians:"Livonians we are here to liberate you please do not resist!" Livonians:"Here we go again..."

[@matthewyang2543]

*get behind the nearest cover I can find

[@moneky1161]

Is nobody gonna mention how Rimmy went “OoOoh” when thre female Russian pilot started talking at the end?

[@willsmite4304]

crustless bread I was expecting rimmy to say that he would be fine with switching to spetsnaz then

[@happykilmore4637]

That entire scene in the helicopter I was waiting for a nuke to go off from someone shooting the alien tree

[@matveylakonkin3098]

The alien tree actually did explode at the end lol. Look at the signals.

[@MarieAvora]

you can see the nuke going off if you're just bad at the game

[@theodst9861]

Same

[@sparkyboi4387]

just by reading “helicopter” and “nuke” i got mw flashbacks

[@basedeltazero714]

@@sparkyboi4387 Or Arma II Eagle Wing

[@uncivilsum]

13:22 man that is a weird feeling seeing those text above yourself rather than on the lower half of the screen. Respect man

[@ЯношБан]

damn I didn't even noticed at first mate, thank you! Holy Shit that's some Soviet Womble level of attention to detail dude. Simply Amazing!

[@Ghost-ns8vs]

1:27 interesting fact in english the abbreviation is bfg for the Bastille Frequance Gun So that means their could be a bfg division

[@unitedstatesofamerica4987]

Is it just me or this remind me of something...

[@XSniper74184]

*Metal music intensifies*

[@xdtechniker2554]

They definitely did this on purpose. It's just too good.

[@spartan1503]

*MICK GORDON INTENSIFY*

[@thehavoccompany-a3]

*_RIP AND TEAR INTENSIFIES_*

[@Ribbons0121R121]

"whos bloody t shirt says it all" this is why scottish people are the height of comedy for normal conversations

[@JPG.01]

Wow, the russians in ArmA are really, really good. I did not expect to hear accent free russian in that game.

[@invertedv12powerhouse77]

But bohemia is in a slavic country...

[@JPG.01]

@@invertedv12powerhouse77 That doesn't mean much. I speak russian fluently and do not understand polish or ukrainian in the slightest. There are words that are similar but the languages amongst slavic countrys are very distinct. I just wanted to point out that the russian voice acting is very good.

[@TheGAMERzz4]

@@JPG.01 yea i think what he is referring to, is that a slavic company would pay as much attention to russian Voice Actors as to American. If you played the standard campaign you can also notice the Militia speaking english with a greek accent which is just amazing for such a "niche" game.

[@MysticWorldsStudios]

bohemia spends more on actors than coding, Honestly I prefer it that way, I will trade no bugs for nice voice acting any day

[@Chobittsu]

I like to think that the root-network-communication thing is just the alien equivalent of a cellphone tower and the aliens here are just the cosmic equivalent of technicians for Virgin Mobile or Apple just checking up on the equipment

[@lumper1168]

As someone who lives in Alabama, I can support the statement "Alabama is hot."

[@HornadyMatt]

I third this.

[@coin9647]

We out here in Birmingham gettin hot

[@tinderbox4690]

I can support this from Smith's Station.

[@Maowka]

From the coast, can confirm.

[@Jack-me7kl]

Your next door neighbor, Mississippi here. The same applies for temperature.

[@Ijisakura]

The radio transmissions during the ending give me HUGE Roadside Picnic vibes.

[@Ijisakura]

@Eltaccos I've yet to buy it myself so I'm not sure about the story beyond what I've seen from a few channels but it doesn't seem like their arrival is properly explained, though if I had to guess judging by the alien's behaviour they're probably there to help at first, but after the LDF makes their pro gamer moves and attacks I wouldn't be surprised if the aliens are supposed to return in greater force in a future update or ArmA title, given the way the airwaves at the end of the DLCs credits get blasted with alien transmissions during the last few seconds.

[@wilmagregg3131]

@@Ijisakura id love if they made part 2 for this and give players the option to play as the aliens kinda like a elites vs spartans kind of mode all they need to do is reslkin existing vechiles and guns if they worried about balance issues

[@infernosgaming8942]

Slavic country? Check. Heavily forested? Check. Aliens coming briefly? Check. So when do we get a roadside Picnic tie-in?

[@basedeltazero714]

​@@Ijisakura I think that what's going on is: There are *two* groups of aliens. The group that planted the 'roots' and the group with the ships. The roots are spread throughout the galaxy, overtaking planets and doing... something. If I had to guess, something like... collapse the planet into a wormhole to create a transport network? The ships, quite simply, came to stop this from happening. Their intention was benevolent - or at least helpful to humanity, but when the Livonians opened fire on them, things got hairy. Either out of spite or possibly because they were concerned the attack would escalate to an actual threat, the ship in Hopi warped out. Fortunately you were able to stop the Livonians from destroying the core and unleashing its tremendous power, and without the others it's inert... at least for now. And then at the end, some time later, the ships came back, the sudden burst of static caused by the wake of their warp drives. It's not clear why, but I suspect it's in order to get reinforcements. Hopefully they aren't feeling too spiteful, and just want to secure the core, rather than actually using their warship or whatever on us.

[@danecaton2299]

I’ve gone from watching the full stream vod to this. Great video Rimmy.

[@mr.outlaw231]

19:53 You thank the Russians whenever they come to save you from weird alien explosives that threaten to destroy the world. You thank the Nazis whenever they come to save you from half-naked Aztec-looking super vampires that threaten to enslave all of humanity. And you thank the story writers for making you say things that, out of context, makes you seem really, really weird.

[@thedude4840]

2 years late but uh what series has Aztec super vampires vs nazis and why have I never heard of this before.

[@mr.outlaw231]

@@thedude4840 JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Specifically Part 2, as Part 1 involves an Englishman with punches infused with Sun magic fighting a vampire.

[@thedude4840]

@@mr.outlaw231 ah I should have known

[@mt-9320]

FM 420 is the only signal HIGH enough to reach the aliens fam

[@rocketman2485]

3:59 this man was a school nurse before his job in the military

[@randomwhittyname41]

The ending of this was the best cliffhanger I've EVER seen. Though Agent Smith entering the real world before the blackout in Matrix 2 was dope too.

[@CloudedByKatana]

"I like how ready the Polish are to go into resistance mode" I mean, they know a thing or two about resistance.

[@no_name6175]

If anybody wants to know that french gun is a Bastille Frequency Gun, so it's a BFG

[@scot913]

So if the bfg is made it may be French and shoot snails

[@JoMiMi_h]

*HEAVY METAL MUSIC*

[@STORYSEEKER1]

16:34 "Rudwell lad you remember in 2020? A meteor hit Olom" damn is this game trying predicting the future

[@qoriakromin9679]

02:35 "If anyone actually sat like that i would bully them" *Nervous sweat

[@sansy9816]

2:32 I am actually sitting like that rn, you hurt my feelings

[@inductivegrunt94]

Rimmy: I feel the immersion. Do you feel it too! Me: Do you hear the voices too!

[@ht8411]

16:34 Please, can this NOT happen? We're already in dire times, we do not need an explosive meteorite thing on our hands as well.

[@BulletBastion]

Best quote is by far: “If the price of stupid goes up 5 bucks a barrel I’m drilling a hole in your head first”

[@snake45aiman]

"If anyone sit like that i will bully them" me: *trigged in malaysian*

[@ChemySh]

*triggered in Indonesian too*

[@holykonchu7250]

*Not triggered because American*

[@ls200076]

@@holykonchu7250 Sitting like that is pretty comfy

[@theirishviking9278]

A park bench isn't comfy

[@orangvii3633]

Time to *Assasinate the Prime Minister of Malaysia*

[@mrwri]

They should have added the Russian national anthem blaring as the came in to save the day.

[@bastionaudio]

Yes but why ? If Russia save the day it should play RA 2 march

[@NODnuke45]

@@bastionaudio The name of the song is Hell March 2 and I see you're a man of culture as well.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

yes

[@chickenman9184]

if you listen to another playthrough or one with no commentary they do have USSR esque music playing

[@equilibrium138]

You mean "to slave the day" xd

[@superbun277]

TIL Aliens really like the “edge detection” filter in Photoshop...

[@enricopaolocoronado2511]

Recording: Alabama is hot! Me: *Sweet home Alabama!*

[@bradknightable]

Where the skies are so blue

[@johnsanders2646]

It’s actually unreasonably hot in the summer

[@jorbus1581]

I just realized the fact that this game said "aliens landed on earth in 2020." Honestly, with how things are going this year, I don't think anyone would be surprised.

[@Trianalog]

That last bit of radio static was alien for we ain't done yet

[@adudeontheinternet8246]

7:52 "This is the carrier; shadow of intent. Clear this sector while we deal with the poles."

[@VunderGuy]

Man I WISH that was R'tas.

[@keecper6911]

Poland, Russia and aliens. GREAT JOB BOHEMIA!

[@spartan1503]

It is an alien dlc

[@bastionaudio]

It was exellent, GREAT JOB BOHEMIA, now what about 2020 accident in Syberia ?

[@spartan1503]

@@bastionaudio a dlc with Russian only would be interesting

[@aisir3725]

@@spartan1503 rcw 2 cavalry boogaloo?

[@uncomfysapphic8415]

Why is it that seemingly everyone does the exact same thing when seeing the alien arrive. When I played the game I said the exact same thing and ran back to the exact same place as Rimmy.

[@feartheghus]

“This is the slimmed down baguette model” I love it.

[@Cirno_Mex]

"You remember in 2020? A meteor hit Olom?" Oh god

[@RayShadow278]

"Remember 2020? A meteor hit Olom" Oh *great* Is *that* what's gonna hit us next?

[@RandomVideoCommenterOME]

I love what the ArmA team did with the design of the alien ship and how it interacts with the world, especially with everything beginning to float around it because of the anti-gravity field it generates in order to stay in the air. It blends that perfect balance of sci-fi and real world physics.

[@matchesburn]

[Intergalactic cable repairmen(*) show up on a backwater planet and hairless apes start shooting at them] * - The disturbing part? This is actually accurate as far as the story in-game goes.

[@elidakid98]

16:37 "You remember in 2020? A meteor hit Olom?" it's an omen

[@spaceman2428]

well that "oh thank fuck the Russians are here" didn't age well

[@iplaygames8090]

still would say it in a similiar scenario

[@Daimon-X]

Livonia'ns are more trigger happy then Yankees? Nice Sci-fi.

[@manualcontrol5581]

Okay this reply is stupid late but... I mean, They didn't show America during the incident. If one of the ships were found there, You'd probably see a very similar response.

[@Misteri0123]

As a Polishman I can confirm that from 11:29 Rimmy's descripcion of my brethren is rather accurate unfortunatelly

[@JanneRanta]

TBH, I was expecting the end twist to be "You were hit directly in the head with electronic countermeasure device during engagment with livonian separatists. You brain has basically scrampled, you are lucky to be alive. There were no aliens".

[@MrDylanm842]

From 7:30 to the end if that scene I was about 80% sure the character suddenly became woody

[@bingusbongus7417]

Being that it's now 2020 and a meteor hasn't hit yet is frightening

[@trentarnold5680]

Spec ops guy: Alabama's hot! Rimmy: I'm sorry all i heard from that was "Alabama is hot" Me: I'm sorry all i heard from that was "Alabamer is hot"

[@shadowwolf5328]

6:14 Rimmy has a fucking heavy laugh attack (I feel like this happens in every video and I can't stop laughing either)

[@79lollero]

Arma being Arma can now be blamed on the ayyliens

[@jamiemoore4306]

"You remember that meteor that hit Olom in 2020" *intense stare* don't...

[@joelfilho2625]

I for one, would welcome the ArmA Alien DLCs as a tradition ala CoD zombies.

[@cobraglatiator]

yes and no, don't want it to get stale.

[@sargentsmiles]

Finds a tractor. Mounts tractor. Tractor mounts Tree. End of story.

[@JoshSweetvale]

23:33 Welp, kaboom goes the planet. Some idiot punctured the nodule, didn't they?

[@NockPoison]

Dude it's three am and I'm trying to go to sleep and I get a notification lol

[@dgplex]

Our time zones are upside down as well as everything else here in Australia

[@NockPoison]

@@dgplex lol

[@hirokaiser9690]

Ikr literally 3am

[@enmanuel1250]

4 a.m in here

[@NockPoison]

@@enmanuel1250 same lol

[@NoomGaming]

I swear I know this guy from somewhere

[@enoughofyourkoicarp]

Hey, Rimmy, your mum is here. :P

[@halo129830]

enoughofyourkoicarp wait really

[@wizards8715]

07:50 Everyone's gangsta until the ship arrives

[@binyamindragon5813]

Rimmy: *makes video* Me: *intense clicking*

[@jakublederer1257]

The amount of Czech people in the credits surprised me for a while before I remembered that Arma is a Czech game. Coincidentally I found out that gaming patriotism is a emotion I am capable of feeling.

[@ThatGuy-uw3yf]

That was a lot better than I expected from arma and I really liked it, I want more!

[@Balpindo]

16:36 A meteor hit orlon in 2020, WE BETTER WATCH OUT BOYS!

[@omicronixzerus2929]

Watching rimmy play through this makes me realize how many references and jokes I missed

[@CarpeNoctem135]

When I heard arma was doing the alien thing I thought it was dumb. But they did it so well, I would definitely play this. This, this is how you make aliens interesting in a game.

[@gunner4lyfe723]

*Shouts Alabama is hot* *Aliens playing Sweet home Alabama ominously in the woods*

[@BattleCattleSA]

I love that he immediately squeed on hearing a russian lady.

[@DarkKnightofIT]

Welp looks like we're gonna get hit by aliens at the end of 2020...

[@butterbean4215]

0:48 missed a great opportunity to say "I FEEL THE IMMERSION OVERTAKING ME, IT IS A GOOD PAIN"

[@thundersoul6795]

2:35 Rimmy... Taekwondists sit like that. You don't bully a person that works on mastering fast and hard kicks to the head, the guts and the ribs. And given a good trainer you get the "fast and hard" part down by the time you get your green belt, even if technique may still be a little clumsy.

[@Commander_Lizard]

ARAMA 3: Contact aka the beginning of X-COM project.

[@rllys1mple681]

Featuring the SOCOMmander

[@derDosenoeffner]

Watching this in June 2020. "Remember 2020?" Oh boi...

[@command_unit7792]

PTSD is real....

[@ZeFluffyKnight]

I absolutely loved playing through this campaign! I had to wait until I was done to watch this lol!

[@shockengi445]

I like how when rimmy laughs it’s mostly just wheezing

[@Someone-lr6gu]

20:05 Holy shit he said that so good, I didnt even realize it was Rimmy at first.

[@dominiklehn2866]

"you remember 2020? a meteor hit" oh no,no please,its already bad enough,let this stay in sci-fi please

[@arrilocknewmoon9620]

"Meteor hit Olem in 2020" oh no

[@millitarecho664]

16:38 I seriously wouldn't be surprised if that happened to be honest.

[@vixen3205]

I was thinking of modern warfare 3 at the end, right before the helicopter landed

[@Nixolas_Zinn]

hmmm hmm, where's the meteor it's 2020, I better see a fucking meteor strike somewhere on the news

[@ilo3456]

I love DLC like this with a campaign and all, it gives good value to the DLC

[@thebadger4040]

Aliens: *arrive* Poles: COWABUNGA IT IS

[@themilkman5440]

Is this just Roadside Picnic in Poland? Cause this seems a whole lot like the setup to Roadside Picnic.

[@HDreaper17]

Always love it when I hear a fellow Scot in a video game. Especially if the swear as much as I do!!!

[@cadeypie]

*THE VOICES! DO YOU HEAR THEM TOO?!*

[@Rex_Vulcan]

5:45 nie spodziewałem się że wszystko będzie się rozgrywało w moim państwie

[@sidneyshaw9814]

The sheer amount of win and fail you make is great

[@sderasd-k2e]

6:25 the man had mastered the abu-hajaar combat rolling skills

[@Acid_8501]

nobody talking about the part where they say a meteor hit Earth in 2020 causing all of this!?

[@DEEZ_N4T]

16:35 “excuse me! What the fu-“

[@TheStripeTailedFiend]

"Were talking to the aliens on FM 420" The ayyliens: lmao 👽👌

[@SirMatthew]

"You think the ruskies are gonna set up shop?" Of course not! When have they ever done that?

[@daunting_end4916]

"Remember in 2020 a meteor" oh no

[@kacpernap2863]

Ok, so here is my summary of the whole campaign is. Some alien lmao bois are trying to find a new home in Livonia but since the Polish Are too paranoid and very frustrated over people 'taking over' Livonia (can't blame them) they start going mental The Americans and Russians (wait aren't they supposed to hate each other?) Try to calm down the Polish That's my summary. Hate it or love it its not the actually summary

[@michalbarsfajny4268]

Aliens landed. Polish: So anyway I started blasting