A Glorious Yoga Retreat | Jon Richardson

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[@JonRichardson]

Moral of the story: Don't go on yoga retreats

[@js0988]

Uhm... you do know alcohol is the strongest and deadliest drug there is? Also, very few drugs make you less in control of your thoughts and actions as alcohol.

[@bcaye]

You are genius.

[@naturadventur7425]

@@js0988 thank you poindexterter. Just so you know this is a comedy show, not a presentation on the dangers of drugs.

[@js0988]

@@naturadventur7425 You can still be funny and accurate.

[@dougtherugg]

Whenever I see people doing Yoga, I retreat!!!

[@suninmoon4601]

"I don't believe you should leave your mind open. You wouldn't leave your front door open, why would you leave your mind open?" Lovely archaic analogy and rational! The space inside Jon's mind's front door is doubtlessly covered with 1950's wallpaper 😁

[@leestockton9367]

I dread to think what else it's covered with!

[@MrsC1223]

😆 I haven't laughed that much in a long time! Thank you. 😆

[@duderyandude9515]

Me too. Usually I don’t laugh at KZbin videos THIS HARD! 🤣🤣🤣

[@leonakadir3833]

@@duderyandude9515 I dont usually laugh at all. im usually quite dour and miserable but even I laughed quite hard, especially at the end

[@Widdekuu91]

Same here, I don't always like Jon's stories, but this one was great!

[@Gothchops]

Same here. I really needed this today 😂

[@dk15685]

Laughed my heart out at the injaculation sound with disgust part....

[@ronaldmallette]

Absolutely brilliant, my face and sides hurt from the laughter!

[@aerialarboreal9005]

It's always great to see you pulling such big crowds and you're awesome on Count Down, not just the game but the comedy is spot on...👍

[@dougtherugg]

Is Count Down related to the vampire from Sesame Street?

[@ColinIngus1]

@@dougtherugg One! One tenetenba. Two! Two tenetenba. Ah ah ah

[@scottpeters1847]

I shouldn't have watched this with headphones at 2am next to my sleeping wife, couldn't help laughing out loud and waking her up

[@ColinIngus1]

Well at least she was lucky she didn't get woken up by you screaming at how badly she loaded the dishwasher.

[@scottpeters1847]

@@ColinIngus1 my wife is the dishwasher and the dishwasher is terrible, I have to rewash everything 😂

[@sarathebookworm8295]

“I really don’t want to kill them.” Quite the interesting way to start a video.

[@Ystavius]

Not the start… its a clip from a show…

[@sarathebookworm8295]

@@Ystavius I said start to the video, this video, not the entire show. I’m aware it’s just a clip.

[@leestockton9367]

I wonder if he's talking about his kids, because as a parent myself...

[@TinaICXCNIKA]

Second time watching this and I laughed even harder...Jon, you're brilliant!

[@SarahJonestoo]

Genius timing, delivery and writing. Wow.

[@mattbonna]

Last week my college friend recommended I check out this English show called ‘Taskmaster’ and to start with Season 2. I have been binge watching Jon Richardson’s comedy ever since - I am obsessed! - Matt from Seattle, Washington, US

[@22RedEyeJedi22]

I really relate to Jon which makes him, in my opinion, the best comedian out there! Thank you so much for being you sir! I sure hope to see you live someday!

[@timmcdowell3097]

Brilliant stuff Jon and so spot on with them there yoga types

[@ljhoats]

I have to say I stumbled upon you and you're quite funny. I literally laughed out loud.

[@tomr5121]

Thanks Jon!

[@ionebrown481]

When i watch you I always laugh so hard only tears and no sound come out.

[@graemep.1316]

Thanks Jon

[@Consciousbizcoach]

Brilliant 👏

[@davecoates2308]

I’m hurting I’m laughing so much!!!!!

[@peterlustig329]

We really need more views of the audience for these. Then again, we can't miss a second of Jon. Quite the ... Conundrum one might say.

[@zetaconvex1987]

I love this guy. He's very British.

[@whitewineflavouredtoffee9157]

i can't breathe 😂😂😂😂😂 this is brilliant stuff

[@tehnative9779]

Im surprised I didnt see this sooner. love your comedy!

[@macstorm3432]

Jon is an immensely underrated comedian! and hes from lancaster, top man. come back sometime and have a pint at the waterwitch

[@omentep]

That's a great bit.

[@davepoul8483]

brilliant..... funny guy...

[@GerardKean]

I'm glad I'm wearing a mask at work

[@sarcasmo57]

So did your heart eventually come?

[@krimke881]

Jon, Have you been to europe yet?

[@puirYorick]

a woo tale

[@tacobell2009]

I always find it hilarious when people think 'drink' is not 'drug'.

[@petersmith6354]

Good lord.....I didn't know there was a name for it

[@Dunkster74]

Didn't really expect "injaculation" to be added to my vocabulary, but here we are.

[@beatrice1700]

I couldn't stop laughing :))

[@ftd888]

Jon, that was a cult. Not yoga.

[@Actingskint]

If I can just find a woman called Jackie lation , I could live forever

[@catsmeow1037]

I just choked on a ham sandwich

[@leestockton9367]

"How do you expect me to grow, if you won't let me blow!?": Rachel to Ross about him stealing her wind in Friends

[@nigelbenn4642]

3:19 Lenny Henry was there?

[@bcaye]

It goes into the bladder, it's a real thing. Crazy, but real.

[@akashajones6079]

But then you'd end up just peeing it out, so what's the difference?

[@bcaye]

@@akashajones6079, no difference. No pregnancy perhaps.

[@markkNL]

@@akashajones6079 The difference, besides the obvious direction of the flow, is that it is more difficult to get someone pregnant for obvious reasons. But it normally isn't something you learn, it is just weakening of the muscle between the bladder and the exit of the prostate. Some people are born with it, sometimes it happens over time, and sometimes it is the result of medication.

[@onecalledchuck1664]

Having a wank is one thing, but there’s no need to send a solo mission to Uranus.

[@WVgirl1959]

Hahaha

[@susanleslie6178]

I'm a middle aged woman and I would have laugh coughed in derision.

[@huldaherna3935]

😂😂😂😂

[@meirwise1107]

I'm first. I must b the #1 fan.

[@l.m.2051]

Or you have no life.

[@aerialarboreal9005]

@@l.m.2051 😂

[@glebeboi]

or you're really Jon using an alternate avatar. LOL

[@rosspharlanmiller5316]

You see. I've tried multiple times to reply in a funny artistic way.....yep...failed miserably...but that was the point!!!! Miserarable is what miserable IS. We are the dogs bollocks!! We won't deluded.....just....er...a bit jaded

[@rosspharlanmiller5316]

I detest predictive text. It starts wars. "Hello? Mr Jin? Do I n if daughter I ki!! It cat'....Hi m8 own things. Ya wanna hang out?" Lol

[@rosspharlanmiller5316]

Need I say more?

[@p.m3735]

😆🤣🤣😎😃😂

[@kailahelene7169]

🤣💀

[@WVgirl1959]

🤣

[@mickeyabbot5851]

"Watch this space," ...using speech to text for the descriptions? Lol

[@Corey_Lee_Slater]

Why then do they call it a ring-finger?

[@therealunicornselene]

MONTHS

[@randomcrusader5632]

What does he not want to kill?

[@joantaylor7117]

Bloody hell Jon…clean my night time routine to fade. It takes about 20 to 40 minutes to find sleep peace…So I recommend your Utube sound bites extend to 25 minutes. You will still get Ad money per segment so dont be greedy eh!

[@akatizzle1585]

DMT john

[@raymonddoyle9639]

Nice

[@ved.perkashsharma7453]

COMEDY..IS OK SUBTLE..BELITTLE--ING IS OK???

[@DannyHeywood]

02:45 That nice blonde lady has subconsciously covered her cocaine powder on her nose when he jokes about drugs.

[@zippydingding5558]

Yoga is a woman with to much money