Are You Smarter Than 40ish Year Old (Maybe 50ish, depending on the day)
@DevinGates2 жыл бұрын
No, because Jon managed to get married
@cathybedwell18772 жыл бұрын
Definitely not smarter than you Jon. You ARE a genius. And way cooler than you give yourself credit for.
@howdareyou412 жыл бұрын
u mean like you're 40ish now and in 2,555 days you'll be roughly 50ish?
@imaner762 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there Jon. Some of us know the truth. We don't tell the young, because. If they knew the truth that they never actually grow up... it would be mass suicide. And nobody want's that on their conscience do they? If we told them that, more accurately as age creeps in all you learn is how to behave in public, rather than grow up. It would be carnage! And we'd have nothing to laugh at in 20 years! It's one of my pleasures in life to laugh at the 90's knobends that fumble through life now! Leave the youth with hope, stop your existential questioning. PS: This is just a badly written joke/satire. Any YT commenters that wish to start a fight. I say this! Jon started it.
@bradhartliep8792 жыл бұрын
No. No he isn't .. Yes. Yes I am .. Jon is so stupid , he has to take Maths lesson from Rachel Riley ..
@nekofjung2 жыл бұрын
As someone with nearly the same neuroses, the bit about the dishwasher hit home for me so straight. Yes, everything in the dishwasher has its place and for good reason. Items should be turned the correct way and not covering each other so the water and soap has somewhere to actually get in and do its cleaning. Hate it when people overfill the dishwasher or, for instance, put bowls upright rather than downward facing and they just end up a giant bowl of water coming out the dishwasher because the water had nowhere to exit.
@mjlambert2102 жыл бұрын
Exactly. I have never had this argument, but it is EXACTLY how i feel about the dishwasher, and i can see myself having that ridiculous convo.
@Secretgeek20122 жыл бұрын
It's not a neurosis if it's the right way to stack a dishwasher. And it is. I can get 27% more in each dishwasher load and everything still gets clean. I would say that I haven't made a spreadsheet to prove it, but I don't like lying.
@Secretgeek20122 жыл бұрын
It's not a neurosis if it's the right way to stack a dishwasher. And it is. I can get 27% more in each dishwasher load and everything still gets clean. I would say that I haven't made a spreadsheet to prove it, but I don't like lying.
@Kj_0022 жыл бұрын
i like to have the cutlery equally spread apart so they all get clean but SOME people just clump them in the same compartment and they dont get cleaned :')
@SLDIKJF2 жыл бұрын
And to add to the "improving happy family feeling" I tried explaining this excellent video about how dishwasher operate kzbin.info/www/bejne/laOlgGukmryqZpY I love the way that guy has made a whole 32 min KZbin video about how they operate, and replaced a whole wall with a transparent wall to film it! Please join me in getting surprised by spending 32 min on a dishwasher video is actually worth it!!! The main message is to add an additional small amount of detergent to pre-clean the dishes. I cannot explain how weird it is to motive to watch a 32 min video on a dishwasher, but I love it! My solution is that I simply add a teaspoon of cheap detergent powder at the bottom of the dishwasher as often as I can and say nothing. Our dishes are better cleaned, and none else in the house knows why..... and I smile in private knowing I am saving the family from
@Dash411982 жыл бұрын
Damn, Jon. I'm a stay at home dad, and by God you've hit the nail on the head with both the cooking preparation debacle and the dishwasher stacking debacle. It's uncanny.
@DarkCavalry12282 жыл бұрын
The dishwasher bit..PURE GOLD
@christylawson40992 жыл бұрын
Jon is such a joy to watch. My cheeks hurt from smiling and laughing for the entire video and he’s just so adorable!
@stevenmoore348022 күн бұрын
your comment made me feel a little vomity.
@ychaps2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant....anyone who watched Jon's documentary on OCD can tell that he is a very kind and caring man. You can have these traits and potentially be upset that your partner does not do things your way...but I just don't see Jon as someone who could be mean and nasty about anything in real life. If Lucy gets tired of him, I'll take I'm on.....okay, well I would have 30 years ago😊
@nikki72682 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious! I've watched the part about the dishwasher like 10 times 🤣🤣
@dieselexhausted2 жыл бұрын
I've finally found a person who pays attention and does things right! I nearly cheered aloud at the dishwasher bit 😂
@psychedelikchameleon2 жыл бұрын
"Don't know if you're getting my emails you never reply" 🤣🤣🤣
@chilanya2 жыл бұрын
the dishwasher story is the kind of story that reminds me how nice it is to live alone
@Warbaman2 жыл бұрын
The dishwasher skit is EXACTLY how i am
@OmegaHermit2 жыл бұрын
I’ve decided Jon is my spirit animal, literally have had these conversations in my head/with me mates.
@mikefufuffalo84879 ай бұрын
Love you, man! With your logic and reason. Makes all the sense in the world, when you think about it =)
@kcii782 жыл бұрын
Jon is even cuter standing up!! Who would've known after all this time watching him on 8 out of 10 cats etc......
@patrickenglish16292 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. I love everything this man does.
@knollsen2 жыл бұрын
The dishwasher bit is amazing
@kazkasKitoBaisaus2 жыл бұрын
You're genius, Jon? Pff.. Come back when you win "Carrot in the box" at least once..
@rorydaines31762 жыл бұрын
Too soon brother. Too soon. 8[
@Bevan19882 жыл бұрын
He'd still lose carrot in a box against Sean in a box
@isaachunt71072 жыл бұрын
@@Bevan1988 Sean would have loved that joke
@jamesdewane16422 жыл бұрын
@@Bevan1988 Brilliant!
@AnnA-fx7ft2 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂
@KeltoiMagus2 жыл бұрын
I loved olives as a kid, even the oil cured ones. I especially liked the green ones from dad's martinis.
@Happyheart1462 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@Matty.Hill_872 жыл бұрын
My daughter loves them
@jimmysanders4813 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant,He is fully aware of the individual decisions we make as humans and is able to make comedy out of these behaviors that trouble so many people.
@cluckingbell15222 жыл бұрын
Mrs T here.. So very true regarding the kitchen and the dishwasher. You've described me too! I leave a tidy kitchen and come back to armageddon!.. Bloody hilarious*kt*x
@njcurmudgeon2 жыл бұрын
My spirit animal is part Jon Richardson, part David Mitchell.
@livb69452 жыл бұрын
Amen!!!
@lisamoon95832 жыл бұрын
Same!
@christopherharrison79312 жыл бұрын
Mine is Lee Mack + Greg Davies
@reapercushions2 жыл бұрын
Your spirit animal is a gnome?
@0ussama012 жыл бұрын
No no no there's no animal ! This is about how to load the dishwasher propoerly.
@danieljob31842 жыл бұрын
It's a clever ruse, Jon. She does that sort of thing to make you say "Stuff it! I'll do it myself! You go watch the telly!"
@zombiedad9 ай бұрын
The baking dish advice is bloody genius.
@zoelevendal15142 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite comedians 😂👌🏽
@esobelisk31102 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna show this to my dad the next time he complains that I don’t fill the dishwasher. I’ve tried to tell him that I don’t know how, but the problem is that he’s so used to his system that I don’t think he realises how someone could not understand it…
@Crafty_Chops9 ай бұрын
Spot on with the dishwasher skiet, only I just do this in my head.
@echognomecal6742 Жыл бұрын
It's not everyone who'll share their mental bits so thoroughly.
@debbskyj Жыл бұрын
I went to see him live a few weeks ago and he's amazing.
@AGMundy2 жыл бұрын
This man has a lovely smile and gorgeous eyes. On relationships, a friend once said when you first meet someone, for the first six months you could eat that person and after six months, you wish you had.
@agnesemccrissican3335 Жыл бұрын
Love all the dish washer routine.i love the fact that Jon is so meticulous and obviously Lucy isn't but hey they are still together. In MTR I can see the way he looks at her there is genuine love and warmth 💓.
@andrewhanna49972 жыл бұрын
...On a light load ...On a light load ...On a light load ...On a light load 😂😂
@mjlambert2102 жыл бұрын
That is the most ive laughed in a really long time.
@lucaseaston2 жыл бұрын
It’s like you came into my house and recorded the dishwasher conversation.
@denisemcdougal64452 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!!
@samig90322 жыл бұрын
I will stand for this olive slander
@favouritemoon41332 жыл бұрын
Yep. I know a toddler that will eat as many olives as she can get her hands on, but the joke's still a good 'un.
@skyjoe552 жыл бұрын
I can't tell if you forgot a "not" or if you just really hate olives
@whereisshaz2 жыл бұрын
You’re a great comedian, I always laugh with what you say. I am the opposite though, someone like you could die living with me 😂🤦♀️
@KrisAdamsTV2 жыл бұрын
Man, Jon is funny!
@matthewgundersen61652 жыл бұрын
I never would have thought but during the last 5 mins of this video Jon was indistinguishable from my girlfriend.
@MrGrim2u19872 жыл бұрын
Your girlfriend is a man ?
@hooya272 жыл бұрын
And that's the _best_ of Jon Richardson.
@Kj_0022 жыл бұрын
good enough to make me laugh so hard i choked though
@oldwelshlady65842 жыл бұрын
Olives are lovely and I'll hear no more about it!
@nathelondon37192 жыл бұрын
Jon Richardson is my spirit animal and speaks for most men. I hate olives though!
@xavthedrummer2 жыл бұрын
You just misspelled "presence" in the description of the video...
@Gr8tBlueHeron2 жыл бұрын
I was literally eating a bowl of Corn Pops at 11:30pm when I watched this and spit it out laughing so hard.
@tgypoi2 жыл бұрын
I want Jon Richardson to load my dishwasher
@sarcasmo572 жыл бұрын
I like your shirt. Did you watch my wife load the dish washer? Fucking brilliant.
@superowl9111 ай бұрын
the dishwasher gag made me feel like i was in the front row at a Derren Brown gig.
@lifeisbutadreamsodreamon2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious 🤣 😆
@dmgroberts5471 Жыл бұрын
More than anything, this has inspired me to wonder how Jon feels about steak knives: Blade up (surely not?), blade down, or hand wash?
@phoenix95312 жыл бұрын
Ive really liked olives since like age 8
@JuICyBLiinGeR Жыл бұрын
14:06 “Oh we’re both tired..” 😂
@Duncan.Terrace10 ай бұрын
Watch the people smile while hearing the really hard laughter track sais it all .
@janebrown4675 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious, I’m the dish washer person in our house!
@johncapewell752010 ай бұрын
I only ever eat cereal in the evening. I always get hungry before bed and it's the quickest and easiest thing to do.
@TheJubess Жыл бұрын
And now watch the newest season of taskmaster and remember that anytime Jon says "she" he means lucy Beaumont. That just makes it so much better
@Arcturuseyes2 жыл бұрын
I'm learning some good cleaning techniques. Thank you. Lol
@NewTrollVideos2 жыл бұрын
Good thing I watched this with headphones on so my wife didn't hear what was causing such laugher.
@marekjustus2 жыл бұрын
So relatable!!!!! 😂
@witchypeoniflorallungs30448 ай бұрын
0:37 from eating cereal at night to weetoes, I feel called out apart from the man part 😂
@laurarogers5225 Жыл бұрын
Dishwasher convo is my worst nightmare!, hilarious as f!
@chriswade961610 ай бұрын
As an adult man who eats chocolate cereal with warm milk at midnight I feel personally attacked.
@thatoneguy88942 жыл бұрын
Wanna hear the biggest plot twist in history? Jon's house is actually a disaster; cake on the ceiling, yesterday's soup still cold on the stove (uncovered of course), and my personal favorite, shit on the baseboards.
@vinzo09132 жыл бұрын
So Amber Heard stayed?
@ZOOFI57 Жыл бұрын
1:46 tell me you're cultureless without telling me you're cultureless
@Diazjake2 жыл бұрын
Title of the vid should be “I’m smarter than you’re”
@sl-je5fg2 жыл бұрын
On a light load, on a light load hahaha so good
@rob7691 Жыл бұрын
Have enjoyed your comedy since I discovered it on countdown. An absolute shame about Sean. Anyway I just wanted to tell you I think you're hilarious and keep rocking and rolling.
@tikity-boo62252 жыл бұрын
I was Jon before medication lol
@Sbest67452 жыл бұрын
You'll have to fight me for them 🤣
@biblical-events11 ай бұрын
Jon saying jon is smarter... Should work in a clock shop 😂
@lars_larsen2 жыл бұрын
at the very least that clickbait title is pretty clever, but lets see if the video provides sufficient justification..
@sandwich247311 ай бұрын
I don't understand any of the dating stuff but the dishwasher is interesting to me as it never occurred to me that people wouldn't look at where the water comes out of and thing to point the dirty bits at where the water comes out of to clean it right I tried the grease in tge baking tray thing in the oven thing but sadly my trays are too far gone for that 😞
@lxrenk645210 ай бұрын
😂love it.
@Soundwave1of92 жыл бұрын
I suspect very little of this is a comedy routine! 😁 😜
@Matty.Hill_872 жыл бұрын
He's just moaning about his life and people think it's funny 😂
@drumedorable2 жыл бұрын
I am beyond disappointed that the "an onion"-routine wasn't included.
@Bl00dBl055um2 жыл бұрын
My mom taught me to clean as I go too. There is a right way.
@ullo-ragnartelliskivi463911 ай бұрын
If i was married to Jon, id be divorced already.
@josephrankin94062 жыл бұрын
My mum was 6 yrs old when the war started ... she was in her 20s before she saw a banana.
@baegle5272 жыл бұрын
can someone explain the "they're just the right height for skirting boards" bit i dont get it im dumb
@marlinderwall88732 жыл бұрын
What a quirky lil' fella.
@bobw34812 жыл бұрын
It's presence, Mr. Genius. 😅
@francisgroleau76111 ай бұрын
I lowkey want to try that fruit pick-up line at the bar. It think it has some real potential 🧐
@tylercarrell7 ай бұрын
One of my old roommates would always complain about his stomach and claim he had IBS, the dudes diet was shocking, the majority of his diet consisted of peanut butter… not even on bread… now im not a doctor but im pretty sure he doesn’t have IBS
@denisemcdougal64452 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness ! I do that to the dishwasher
@ReadTheShrill Жыл бұрын
He lost me at "Olives are horrible". Olives are awesome.
@Peter-gv6vf4 ай бұрын
No theyre not theyre absolutely vile😉 little blobs of devil poo. Just like all kinds of wine you may as well drink atraight from the toilet bowl why pretend thats nice
@garrisonaw10 ай бұрын
Jon, I love olives. Even as a child, I would rather have olives for breakfast than cereal. I _didn’t_ eat them for breakfast, of course, because that’s just wrong.
@tmithoth895610 ай бұрын
A genius would walk away with a carrot after a game of carrot in the box
@kailahelene71692 жыл бұрын
💀🤣💀….. on a light load on a light load on a light load……. I know. It DOES look like one spoon doesn’t it. I’m not alone lol.
@Happyheart1462 жыл бұрын
I've always loved olives!
@dfsgsdtedyrynreyn2 жыл бұрын
I love olives!
@leestockton9367 Жыл бұрын
Can't help feeling that Jon Richardson was my twin and we were separated at birth
@janmulcahy14582 жыл бұрын
Into a skip to make findus lasagne.😂
@Magicalfluidprocess10 ай бұрын
Me and my son love olives 😂
@awartskibenor2 жыл бұрын
My god Jon. Are you living in my head? Love my wife, love my kids but they can stay out of my kitchen forever please!
@gypsypennefeather2 жыл бұрын
Spelling mistake in second line of your comment in need of immediate attention (sic: precense). More horrifying to me than grubby skirting boards!
@MrsTiaRani2 жыл бұрын
Jon Richardson you are fucking hilarious
@joeschroedernz2 жыл бұрын
So British to love a rinse tip.
@corriedebeer7992 жыл бұрын
I love olives.
@knusern66610 ай бұрын
Get 2 dishwashers. take from one and put in the other, rinse repeat. No putting away, doesn't even need cupboards
@goorgert136410 ай бұрын
If John was as clever as he thinks, Sean would have ended up with two carrots less.
@raemac44 Жыл бұрын
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@htmc2022 Жыл бұрын
See I’m not the only one who believes one should spend some time thinking of the consequences of stacking articles in a dishwasher! Use some uncommon sense & knowledge of the laws of physics before shutting he door on a load of washing up! 😂❤😂
@michaelr3871 Жыл бұрын
Bread knives, along with anything with a sharp blade does not go in the dishwasher! The chemicals will dull the edges. Jon should know better!
@igrim47776 күн бұрын
Water and dishwashing powder do not dull stainless steel knives and non-stainless knives wouldn't go in anyway because of rust.