Jon Richardson Is Smarter Than All Of You | Best Of Jon Richardson

Jon is a genius in every sense of the word, a true mastermind, a man of the world and that should never ever be forgotten. We should all bow down in his precense, laud his smart aleck attitude and take everything he says as gospel............you know on a good day.
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[@JonRichardson]

Are You Smarter Than 40ish Year Old (Maybe 50ish, depending on the day)

[@DevinGates]

No, because Jon managed to get married

[@cathybedwell1877]

Definitely not smarter than you Jon. You ARE a genius. And way cooler than you give yourself credit for.

[@howdareyou41]

u mean like you're 40ish now and in 2,555 days you'll be roughly 50ish?

[@imaner76]

I see what you did there Jon. Some of us know the truth. We don't tell the young, because. If they knew the truth that they never actually grow up... it would be mass suicide. And nobody want's that on their conscience do they? If we told them that, more accurately as age creeps in all you learn is how to behave in public, rather than grow up. It would be carnage! And we'd have nothing to laugh at in 20 years! It's one of my pleasures in life to laugh at the 90's knobends that fumble through life now! Leave the youth with hope, stop your existential questioning. PS: This is just a badly written joke/satire. Any YT commenters that wish to start a fight. I say this! Jon started it.

[@bradhartliep879]

No. No he isn't .. Yes. Yes I am .. Jon is so stupid , he has to take Maths lesson from Rachel Riley ..

[@DarkCavalry1228]

The dishwasher bit..PURE GOLD

[@nekofjung]

As someone with nearly the same neuroses, the bit about the dishwasher hit home for me so straight. Yes, everything in the dishwasher has its place and for good reason. Items should be turned the correct way and not covering each other so the water and soap has somewhere to actually get in and do its cleaning. Hate it when people overfill the dishwasher or, for instance, put bowls upright rather than downward facing and they just end up a giant bowl of water coming out the dishwasher because the water had nowhere to exit.

[@mjlambert210]

Exactly. I have never had this argument, but it is EXACTLY how i feel about the dishwasher, and i can see myself having that ridiculous convo.

[@Secretgeek2012]

It's not a neurosis if it's the right way to stack a dishwasher. And it is. I can get 27% more in each dishwasher load and everything still gets clean. I would say that I haven't made a spreadsheet to prove it, but I don't like lying.

[@Secretgeek2012]

It's not a neurosis if it's the right way to stack a dishwasher. And it is. I can get 27% more in each dishwasher load and everything still gets clean. I would say that I haven't made a spreadsheet to prove it, but I don't like lying.

[@Kj_002]

i like to have the cutlery equally spread apart so they all get clean but SOME people just clump them in the same compartment and they dont get cleaned :')

[@SLDIKJF]

And to add to the "improving happy family feeling" I tried explaining this excellent video about how dishwasher operate kzbin.info/www/bejne/laOlgGukmryqZpY I love the way that guy has made a whole 32 min KZbin video about how they operate, and replaced a whole wall with a transparent wall to film it! Please join me in getting surprised by spending 32 min on a dishwasher video is actually worth it!!! The main message is to add an additional small amount of detergent to pre-clean the dishes. I cannot explain how weird it is to motive to watch a 32 min video on a dishwasher, but I love it! My solution is that I simply add a teaspoon of cheap detergent powder at the bottom of the dishwasher as often as I can and say nothing. Our dishes are better cleaned, and none else in the house knows why..... and I smile in private knowing I am saving the family from

[@Dash41198]

Damn, Jon. I'm a stay at home dad, and by God you've hit the nail on the head with both the cooking preparation debacle and the dishwasher stacking debacle. It's uncanny.

[@ychaps]

Brilliant....anyone who watched Jon's documentary on OCD can tell that he is a very kind and caring man. You can have these traits and potentially be upset that your partner does not do things your way...but I just don't see Jon as someone who could be mean and nasty about anything in real life. If Lucy gets tired of him, I'll take I'm on.....okay, well I would have 30 years ago😊

[@Warbaman]

The dishwasher skit is EXACTLY how i am

[@psychedelikchameleon]

"Don't know if you're getting my emails you never reply" 🤣🤣🤣

[@dieselexhausted]

I've finally found a person who pays attention and does things right! I nearly cheered aloud at the dishwasher bit 😂

[@nikki7268]

This is hilarious! I've watched the part about the dishwasher like 10 times 🤣🤣

[@christylawson4099]

Jon is such a joy to watch. My cheeks hurt from smiling and laughing for the entire video and he’s just so adorable!

[@kcii78]

Jon is even cuter standing up!! Who would've known after all this time watching him on 8 out of 10 cats etc......

[@KeltoiMagus]

I loved olives as a kid, even the oil cured ones. I especially liked the green ones from dad's martinis.

[@Happyheart146]

Me too!

[@Matty.Hill_87]

My daughter loves them

[@chilanya]

the dishwasher story is the kind of story that reminds me how nice it is to live alone

[@knollsen]

The dishwasher bit is amazing

[@OmegaHermit]

I’ve decided Jon is my spirit animal, literally have had these conversations in my head/with me mates.

[@kazkasKitoBaisaus]

You're genius, Jon? Pff.. Come back when you win "Carrot in the box" at least once..

[@rorydaines3176]

Too soon brother. Too soon. 8[

[@Bevan1988]

He'd still lose carrot in a box against Sean in a box

[@isaachunt7107]

@@Bevan1988 Sean would have loved that joke

[@jamesdewane1642]

@@Bevan1988 Brilliant!

[@AnnA-fx7ft]

😂 😂 😂

[@patrickenglish1629]

Brilliant. I love everything this man does.

[@njcurmudgeon]

My spirit animal is part Jon Richardson, part David Mitchell.

[@livb6945]

Amen!!!

[@lisamoon9583]

Same!

[@christopherharrison7931]

Mine is Lee Mack + Greg Davies

[@reapercushions]

Your spirit animal is a gnome?

[@0ussama01]

No no no there's no animal ! This is about how to load the dishwasher propoerly.

[@mikefufuffalo8487]

Love you, man! With your logic and reason. Makes all the sense in the world, when you think about it =)

[@denisemcdougal6445]

Brilliant!!

[@zoelevendal1514]

One of my favourite comedians 😂👌🏽

[@ohforthelove74]

I'm willing to concede he's right about the cereal if he's willing to concede that if I have a bowl of golden grahams and he has a bowl of olives, I've won. Even if I am wrong.

[@Redman680]

Good luck finding Golden Grahams anywhere in the UK. My favourite cereal discontinued. Life is meaningless......

[@danieljob3184]

It's a clever ruse, Jon. She does that sort of thing to make you say "Stuff it! I'll do it myself! You go watch the telly!"

[@andrewhanna4997]

...On a light load ...On a light load ...On a light load ...On a light load 😂😂

[@mjlambert210]

That is the most ive laughed in a really long time.

[@lifeisbutadreamsodreamon]

Absolutely hilarious 🤣 😆

[@jimmysanders4813]

Brilliant,He is fully aware of the individual decisions we make as humans and is able to make comedy out of these behaviors that trouble so many people.

[@Happyheart146]

I've always loved olives!

[@samig9032]

I will stand for this olive slander

[@favouritemoon4133]

Yep. I know a toddler that will eat as many olives as she can get her hands on, but the joke's still a good 'un.

[@skyjoe55]

I can't tell if you forgot a "not" or if you just really hate olives

[@KrisAdamsTV]

Man, Jon is funny!

[@marekjustus]

So relatable!!!!! 😂

[@hooya27]

And that's the _best_ of Jon Richardson.

[@Kj_002]

good enough to make me laugh so hard i choked though

[@agnesemccrissican3335]

Love all the dish washer routine.i love the fact that Jon is so meticulous and obviously Lucy isn't but hey they are still together. In MTR I can see the way he looks at her there is genuine love and warmth 💓.

[@user-zs7cr6xt2z]

Watch the people smile while hearing the really hard laughter track sais it all .

[@esobelisk3110]

I’m gonna show this to my dad the next time he complains that I don’t fill the dishwasher. I’ve tried to tell him that I don’t know how, but the problem is that he’s so used to his system that I don’t think he realises how someone could not understand it…

[@Crafty_Chops]

Spot on with the dishwasher skiet, only I just do this in my head.

[@zombiedad]

The baking dish advice is bloody genius.

[@AGMundy]

This man has a lovely smile and gorgeous eyes. On relationships, a friend once said when you first meet someone, for the first six months you could eat that person and after six months, you wish you had.

[@oldwelshlady6584]

Olives are lovely and I'll hear no more about it!

[@phoenix9531]

Ive really liked olives since like age 8

[@whereisshaz]

You’re a great comedian, I always laugh with what you say. I am the opposite though, someone like you could die living with me 😂🤦‍♀️

[@JuICyBLiinGeR]

14:06 “Oh we’re both tired..” 😂

[@lucaseaston]

It’s like you came into my house and recorded the dishwasher conversation.

[@matthewgundersen6165]

I never would have thought but during the last 5 mins of this video Jon was indistinguishable from my girlfriend.

[@MrGrim2u1987]

Your girlfriend is a man ?

[@cluckingbell1522]

Mrs T here.. So very true regarding the kitchen and the dishwasher. You've described me too! I leave a tidy kitchen and come back to armageddon!.. Bloody hilarious*kt*x

[@lxrenk6452]

😂love it.

[@xavthedrummer]

You just misspelled "presence" in the description of the video...

[@nathelondon3719]

Jon Richardson is my spirit animal and speaks for most men. I hate olives though!

[@andrewwhite1305]

I'm learning some good cleaning techniques. Thank you. Lol

[@Sbest6745]

You'll have to fight me for them 🤣

[@Gr8tBlueHeron]

I was literally eating a bowl of Corn Pops at 11:30pm when I watched this and spit it out laughing so hard.

[@witchypeoniflorallungs3044]

0:37 from eating cereal at night to weetoes, I feel called out apart from the man part 😂

[@sl-je5fg]

On a light load, on a light load hahaha so good

[@tgypoi]

I want Jon Richardson to load my dishwasher

[@janebrown4675]

Hilarious, I’m the dish washer person in our house!

[@superowl91]

the dishwasher gag made me feel like i was in the front row at a Derren Brown gig.

[@chriswade9616]

As an adult man who eats chocolate cereal with warm milk at midnight I feel personally attacked.

[@echognomecal6742]

It's not everyone who'll share their mental bits so thoroughly.

[@debbskyj]

I went to see him live a few weeks ago and he's amazing.

[@sarcasmo57]

I like your shirt. Did you watch my wife load the dish washer? Fucking brilliant.

[@TheJubess]

And now watch the newest season of taskmaster and remember that anytime Jon says "she" he means lucy Beaumont. That just makes it so much better

[@raewynmacdonald3531]

❤❤❤

[@NewTrollVideos]

Good thing I watched this with headphones on so my wife didn't hear what was causing such laugher.

[@jakemuss3805]

I am Jon but without the cardigan! If we met I swear the world would explode in misery and clean dishes!

[@howdareyou41]

u mean do the washing up?

[@laurarogers5225]

Dishwasher convo is my worst nightmare!, hilarious as f!

[@dmgroberts5471]

More than anything, this has inspired me to wonder how Jon feels about steak knives: Blade up (surely not?), blade down, or hand wash?

[@sandwich2473]

I don't understand any of the dating stuff but the dishwasher is interesting to me as it never occurred to me that people wouldn't look at where the water comes out of and thing to point the dirty bits at where the water comes out of to clean it right I tried the grease in tge baking tray thing in the oven thing but sadly my trays are too far gone for that 😞

[@johncapewell7520]

I only ever eat cereal in the evening. I always get hungry before bed and it's the quickest and easiest thing to do.

[@tikity-boo6225]

I was Jon before medication lol

[@dfsgsdtedyrynreyn]

I love olives!

[@bobw3481]

It's presence, Mr. Genius. 😅

[@biblical-events]

Jon saying jon is smarter... Should work in a clock shop 😂

[@michaelr3871]

Bread knives, along with anything with a sharp blade does not go in the dishwasher! The chemicals will dull the edges. Jon should know better!

[@Diazjake]

Title of the vid should be “I’m smarter than you’re”

[@rob7691]

Have enjoyed your comedy since I discovered it on countdown. An absolute shame about Sean. Anyway I just wanted to tell you I think you're hilarious and keep rocking and rolling.

[@ReadTheShrill]

He lost me at "Olives are horrible". Olives are awesome.

[@baegle527]

can someone explain the "they're just the right height for skirting boards" bit i dont get it im dumb

[@corriedebeer799]

I love olives.

[@tylercarrell]

One of my old roommates would always complain about his stomach and claim he had IBS, the dudes diet was shocking, the majority of his diet consisted of peanut butter… not even on bread… now im not a doctor but im pretty sure he doesn’t have IBS

[@ullo-ragnartelliskivi4639]

If i was married to Jon, id be divorced already.

[@denisemcdougal6445]

Oh my goodness ! I do that to the dishwasher

[@Magicalfluidprocess]

Me and my son love olives 😂

[@leestockton9367]

Can't help feeling that Jon Richardson was my twin and we were separated at birth

[@lars_larsen]

at the very least that clickbait title is pretty clever, but lets see if the video provides sufficient justification..

[@timmyingelbrecht6977]

I mean, the manufacturers made the trays with optimal layout in mind..n

[@francisgroleau761]

I lowkey want to try that fruit pick-up line at the bar. It think it has some real potential 🧐

[@tmithoth8956]

A genius would walk away with a carrot after a game of carrot in the box

[@marlinderwall8873]

What a quirky lil' fella.

[@janmulcahy1458]

Into a skip to make findus lasagne.😂

[@drumedorable]

I am beyond disappointed that the "an onion"-routine wasn't included.

[@gypsypennefeather]

Spelling mistake in second line of your comment in need of immediate attention (sic: precense). More horrifying to me than grubby skirting boards!

[@Bl00dBl055um]

My mom taught me to clean as I go too. There is a right way.

[@joeschroedernz]

So British to love a rinse tip.

[@Soundwave1of9]

I suspect very little of this is a comedy routine! 😁 😜

[@Matty.Hill_87]

He's just moaning about his life and people think it's funny 😂

[@knusern666]

Get 2 dishwashers. take from one and put in the other, rinse repeat. No putting away, doesn't even need cupboards

[@garrisonaw]

Jon, I love olives. Even as a child, I would rather have olives for breakfast than cereal. I _didn’t_ eat them for breakfast, of course, because that’s just wrong.

[@nazfrde]

But I love olives! Green or black!

[@josephrankin9406]

My mum was 6 yrs old when the war started ... she was in her 20s before she saw a banana.

[@MrsTiaRani]

Jon Richardson you are fucking hilarious

[@kailahelene7169]

💀🤣💀….. on a light load on a light load on a light load……. I know. It DOES look like one spoon doesn’t it. I’m not alone lol.

[@nunyabiznis3595]

On a light load