A GREAT BAD MOVIE to watch on HALLOWEEN! - Hack-O-Lantern (1988)

[@spddiesel]

Mike Meyers as Jim Varney as Mike Meyers is the greatest description of that dude possible and I can't get it out of my head.

[@l.a.gothro3999]

I think it's more Oliver Reed as Mike Myers as Jim Varney as Mike Myers. But that's just me. Maybe it's his hair?

[@s3.14dervision]

You knockin' grandpa? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Godzillafan1980]

I want soup so bad right now

[@TheRogueWolf]

9:07- Mark leaning in just to give a confused glare at Grandpa made me snort-laugh.

[@KeirAnderson1991]

*Grandpa:* "Well, ain't you a goodie-two-shoes _...shmngnff..._ those guns." *Mark:* _Leans in to shot_ *Me:* dead xD

[@thewanderingtomato7674]

"I like my privacy. Specially if I am doing something demonic". Same, Mark, Same.

[@samholdsworth420]

Demonic fapping 🤣

[@scionixx9568]

To many ,

[@john_blues]

😈🤘

[@s3.14dervision]

Here, here!

[@dobeus8957]

And weren’t we always told how demonic touching ourselves was…I demonic all the time!

[@toddpeterson5904]

8:59 Edgar Wright would be proud of you looking into the car totally confused at grandpa's gibberish. Gave me a good laugh

[@jasonotto9126]

Yeah I lost my shit over that. Also, how and why did you travel a day back in time just to post a mundane comment????

[@planescaped]

9:02 is around when it happens. Also I think he is saying ain't you a goody-two shoes since they gave you them guns.

[@KillTheFuture42]

,,We need to talk about how wierd you are" gave me a good shuckle.

[@gueyhoo9261]

Oh hi Mark. I just love all your videos and watch them over and over. You are freaking hilarious.

[@Not_Always]

I literally watch his Neil Breen videos constantly. They are so funny.

[@foonyahaha]

@@Not_Always Check out SpaceIce. He's got one of the best Neil Breen vids.

[@samholdsworth420]

I don't know he seems like he might be a Canadian guy who smokes marijuana. Aka sus 😳

[@Tanya-nw7cs]

ha ha what a story gueyhoo

[@KS-db3we]

@@Tanya-nw7cs Anyway, how's your sex life?

[@Slomopimpslap]

That putting yourself in the movie thing is hilarious. Keep being awesome Mark.

[@toupac3195]

If you have a sister, throwing pumpkin guts is justified. We are now in our 40's...I still stand by my actions. Lol ❤

[@baconpicker123]

God thank you Mark. It means so much to me that you’ve kept this show going for so many years. I’ve been subscribed since maybe 2015 and you never fail to entertain.

[@steph6498]

2012 for me haha.

[@samholdsworth420]

2010 for mw

[@docsnake]

Completely freaking out that that was Mac’s dad. Had to rewind it to watch it a few times because I was basically awestruck.

[@Makkufurai]

"Don't, come back here... without anything up those asses! Okay?"

[@InkMasterBator]

Cult: Alright, we took your advice and implemented the cup system. But we still need to drink in order, so who goes first? Mark: Well, I am holding the "Han shot first" glass

[@Grahambo06]

Your cut ins can be hit or miss but when you popped in behind the cop with the confused look, I died

[@achisorpowers]

Kudos to you Mark for doing the "Drinking Blood Out of Individual Cups" skit without showing signs of being nauseous or disgusted or anything like that! Handled it like a true professional! 🤘

[@Andy-the-crow]

The real horror of the spider loofah scene is the carpeted bathroom

[@benjaminolson7206]

I love that Mark's individual cultist glass has Han Solo on it.

[@guida-walker-channel]

As always, a super entertaining and hilarious review. I have to admit I was actually surprised when it turned out that Roger had shot his mom thinking it was Tommy - I thought it was a pretty clever twist for such a cheeseball movie! And as Mark said, Gregory Scott Cummins was indeed in his early 30's when he made this, which can be considered kind of late for a film debut. Interestingly, though, and unlike most actors who started their careers in this type of direct-to-video stuff, he actually went on to have a pretty steady career: he's currently only 56, has never been out of work, has worked with some pretty big stars, and has 90 credits under his belt between TV and movie work!

[@abhishekparmar6702]

I mean... When you start with this, it can only go up right? 😉🤣

[@guida-walker-channel]

@@abhishekparmar6702 True, lol! 🤣

[@deboralee1623]

i shouldn't've read your comment before getting to that scene.

[@thelifeolivia8496]

Dude, I'm so grateful to see a new video from you! I'm sick and miserable with the flu, but this will make my day at least more bearable!

[@kungfew1396]

Mark is the best remedy ever when you're feeling down, he's come a long way from his Ice Cream truck armed robbery meth incident I'm very proud of that boy.

[@gaywizard2000]

Covid

[@slyguythreeonetwonine3172]

8:59 "Ain't you a goodie two shoes since they gave you them guns."

[@skylx0812]

For a moment there, I thought Taffy Lewis was speaking Barbara Billingsley's version of Jive: _"Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side."_

[@piratehqqker]

maybe it’s from years of bartending, but I understand Grandpa perfectly😅🎃

[@guida-walker-channel]

😂😂😂

[@Runningcheetah1]

Mark’s interactions in the movies just continue to get better. Keep ‘em coming dude.

[@thewatcher6295]

Was that a Han Solo glass in your hand? Your writing and comic timing are excellent. I know it’s a stretch between videos but it’s well worth the wait if this is the level of quality we get from every video.

[@Stephen-Ashley-Blake]

Thanks for this! As the cinematographer on Hack-O-Lantern (except for the music video and standup comedy act scenes, which were cheaply and carelessly shot at a later time to extend the movie's running time), I can relate several highly amusing stories about the making of the film.

[@threeNinetySix]

that music video is basically the standard by which my friend and I judge movie soundtracks. "Wow, this music really rocks" "Yeah, but it's no Devil's Son"

[@carsandsports123]

I hope you never run out of movies cuase I love these.

[@Godzillafan1980]

He won't there are literally thousands of these off beat films made

[@Froggievilleus]

9:09 - That reaction shot is priceless.😄

[@charmmudd]

I laughed so hard 😂 when he said, "It 's your death, treat yourself"....I was Done.....LOL

[@ForOrAgainstUs]

Baked pumpkin seeds are amazing. We make our own spice mixes, like ranch, or brown sugar, I dunno, the pumpkin seeds taste so good it doesn't matter.

[@keiichi8191]

16:36 Surprised you didn't mention that the "blood splatter" on the door literally just looks like the actor is squeezing a ketchup bottle.

[@samholdsworth420]

Catsup*

[@gigibythesea1133]

And the 'blood' hit the door before he was shot.

[@analyticaldegen986]

One of a very select few KZbinrs that I like the video before watching due to excitement, and always end up wishing I could like again at the end 👏

[@Horrorblemusick]

Hack O Lantern: Entertaining! Mark talking about Hack O Lantern: Even Better!!

[@SakiniCZ]

Granpa seems to have been a legend, he was in Blade Runner and Dolemite.

[@robotrix]

He was the Mayor in Dolemite. Which...imagine auditioning for Rudy Ray Moore.

[@SakiniCZ]

@@robotrix Well, seems that he didn´t hear "b... are you for real!?".

[@markspyrison9659]

Red Letter Media reviewed this stinker too. I can't determine whose review I enjoyed more. I love Mark's sarcasm and the way he injects himself into the scene, asking the cast funny questions.

[@Sky.Lukewalker]

The green screen skits are my favorite part! Keep em coming, Mark

[@Quinn25]

This is why I enjoy Mark's videos so much. He sprinkles it with practical life advice for the young ones.

[@dominicjherr]

9:03 "Ain't you the goody-two-shoes, since they gave you them guns." I had to REALLY listen, and re-listen, over and over, to parse that out, lol. :D edit: Also, at the end, it looks like the grandpa does the satanic vulcan mind meld, with Roger, and either possessing him, or corrupting him...something like that. And, you're going to ruin a perfectly good Star Wars glass, with goats blood? Really, Mark?

[@FreihEitner]

I guess I should be worried that I understood him the first time.

[@samholdsworth420]

I never realized how much I missed you Mark, until you upload again...

[@Correc7edAuraYT]

As bad as it is, it really is a great movie to watch on Halloween. Ernest Scared Stupid is my all time fav Halloween movie tho.

[@daniellevaughn4598]

When you popped up on the screen to look at "Grandpa" because you had no idea what he said, made me LOL 😄

[@timtheskeptic1147]

My biggest objection to the shared cup in the annual sacrifice is that *somebody* is always getting chapstick and lipstick on the goblet.

[@dianaberlin4767]

Blood and guts is one thing - but lipstick on my goblet? He'll no.

[@timtheskeptic1147]

@@dianaberlin4767 who the hell are they wearing it for?! Seriously, just wait to put it on for the post-sacrifice orgy. (Men included)

[@sockgoblin2942]

shout out to that drummer dude. he was NOT going to phone it in!

[@grampawud]

Hack-o-Lantern is a stupidly great film. Pumkin seeds are not only delicious but they're also good for expelling internal parasites such as round worms, they paralyse them or something and you poop them out.

[@dos3622]

Good to know Grampa, I'll try it.

[@grampawud]

@@dos3622 I once discarded a smallish tapeworm after eating pumpkin seeds.

[@caucasoidape8838]

@@grampawud I'll remember to check my ass for worms this Halloween.

[@g.shumway5925]

I laughed for a full minute about the $55 bill part

[@toxicchipmunk134]

Dang Mark, not only are you entertaining us but you are giving us snack ideas!

[@agirlnamedbrett.]

actually Grandpa doing the ILY sign is almost more terrifying then if he did the actual devil horns haha

[@justicierodelaliga]

Mark always makes my day with his videos. Last one in particular I really needed because I had to deal with terrible news.

[@blackismyfavoritecolor869]

Stay strong 👍🏿

[@justicierodelaliga]

@@blackismyfavoritecolor869Thank you!

[@zmbdog]

Glad to see Mark got the hood he was asking for in Champagne and Bullets.

[@adrianapeace3601]

hi mark ! i just wanted to say me and my boyfriend love watching your vids together. its currently monday morning here so i have to wait all day for him to get home to watch this one... aarrrgh ! also it cures my depression every time you say "welcome back TO the show" thanks for being awesome dude :D

[@LaineyBug2020]

9:03 he clearly says 'Ain't you thegoodytwoshoessincetheygaveyouthem gunnnnnssss'

[@alexlogue2505]

"I promise, we'll come back with our butts soo full." -Charlie

[@heeeeeresrossy]

Thank the Lord you're back, Mark. I was starting to get withdrawal symptoms.

[@ericseitzler81]

Just shoot up some heroin and the withdrawals will stop.

[@joshuagiehll3737]

The addition of your questioning look when Grandpa was speaking gibberish was hilarious!

[@Shorty_Lickens]

"Aint you a goody two-shoes since they gave you them guns"

[@blacknapalm2131]

01:58 *It was at this exact moment that the greatest Alternative Rock band of all time realized what to name themselves*

[@blackismyfavoritecolor869]

Why does that closet shrine reminds me of the shrine to Arnold that Helga has in her closet.

[@seanhuds229]

I recognised the grandpa/uncle as the guy who owns the snake bar in Blade Runner. Edit, nvm, you actually mention that in this video.

[@willroesler6727]

Thanks mark for your great content. I love tour videos.

[@MaxOakland]

The crazy thing is as Mac’s dad he looked great for his age

[@wesleydesot4904]

Works out a lot.

[@DaveDuncanMusic]

"Welcome back TOOOOO the show!" Probably my favorite intro these days.

[@AmgedphaLimael]

Oh OH!!! Not related to THIS clip, but have you heard about the upcoming NEW movie of Neil Breen? New gold!

[@Kysfer]

Ohhh yes! I been waiting for a new video! Love the channel 🤘🏻

[@cyberprompt]

I recommend watching all of Mark's videos... TWO! times.

[@ohbichonplease2600]

So happy you put up a new one Mark! So excited to see your review of this!

[@rebelwithoutaclue9387]

Grandpa reminds me of Boss Hogg from Dukes of Hazzard!

[@zeronolife5060]

I have watched these for so long, that I have to do the "TO! the show" every time. Its so bad that anytime someone says "welcome back" I have to finish it in my head for fear of confusing others.

[@JF-em6hr]

Grandpa (Hy Pyke) does a memorable scene, but short, in Blade Runner.

[@thezone3946]

Here to help the algorithm push you. Stay awesome my Canadian brother (from the states)

[@LaineyBug2020]

Bath Party at Mark's, tomorrow night at 7pm, BYOBubbles!

[@blackismyfavoritecolor869]

Oh yes the cassette Walkman now you tell youngsters what that is and they'll just look at you like you're crazy. Not believing a electronic device ever existed where you couldn't send emails or texts.

[@2501vai]

Your videos never disappoint. Thanks for all the enjoyment!

[@sojournersunrise2290]

"errmm, do we have any chocholate goat's blood??"

[@wildman2012]

Grandpa sounds like he's trying trying to imitate Ernest P. Worrell.

[@Sundaydish1]

Jeez dude you almost have qtr mil subs!! way to go you

[@texasstranger6077]

The best brine for soaking pumpkin seeds in before baking is mixing a quarter cup of salt and a quarter cup of garlic powder in a gallon of warm water. Then soak the seeds for two nights, lay them out on a towel to dry over night. Heat the oven to 400 degrees, spray the seeds with olive oil food release, spread them on a cookie sheet so they are not over lapping but makes a single layer of seeds. Sprinkle them with salt, bake until golden brown and flip them over to bake the other side evenly. Makes an incredibly good snack!!!

[@josephmad3255]

Mark I totally bake my pumpkin seeds. Everyone else thinks I’m crazy

[@caucasoidape8838]

You can do garlic with salt, or cinnamon with sugar. What's not to like?

[@varyar77]

Welcome back, man! Hope you're doing well. Great review as always.

[@GGiblet]

Somehow this gem evaded me. It looks spectacular🎃✨

[@larrydotson2625]

I actually like this movie

[@STho205]

Yeah this is worse than Hotel Hell.

[@bentramer6835]

I'm glad to see you upgraded. This cult finally gave you a hood.

[@davidromeroblaya7920]

I think Roger wants to arrest Grandpa but the local police department doesn't have enough money to pay an interpreter.

[@saulaxo]

Grandpa debuted the Palpatine voice

[@TotallyNotJustCynical]

Oh my god I remember watching this movie about a year ago and I've wanted to find it again ever since but couldn't remember the name. Thank you Mark, you've done it again!

[@cargo_vroom9729]

I think in that amazing incomprehensible tongue twister of a line Grandpa says "Well ain't you a goody-two-shoes since somebody gave you them guns."

[@jesterdk]

9:09 got me. Don't even need words for that edit to be great

[@oneopinion6806]

Great choice! I love the very strange combination of Satanic-Panic with dirty exploitation. Though For a movie with such implied violence in it there is scant actual gore on camera. Such a strange set of contrasts in this movie. I'll add that Grandpa consistently signing I Love You as his devil magic was adorable.

[@freeguy7628]

Two weeks sick with covid helped me find you. Love these!!

[@Lonewolf360gaming]

That cultist cup edit was pretty funny

[@choosetolivefree]

Mark happy you're still going strong. You're one of the very very few channels I have watched every single video on the channel, and always looking forward to the next release year after year. Love your stuff man

[@samtepal3892]

Waiting for you to rip on Halloween Ends like you did with Kills last year.

[@Gpppx]

Its incredible that these movies always play the entire song when there's an interlude

[@pairashootpants5373]

The joke about sharing the cup of goat blood was pretty funny lol

[@fredfrance1495]

I love the end music. Don't ever change it Mark. HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[@Ebi.Adonkie]

We use pumpkin seeds to make a special soup in Nigeria. it's called Egusi. it's prepared by grinding the baked pumpkin seeds and frying it in palm oil or vegetable oil. Then add meat stock or fish stock to it. it's great!

[@takethebluepillnottheredpi584]

Dude you don't understand how us fans love your videos😅🤣. They are so funny and of course your take on them and the fact you sound just like Jerry Seinfeld is a plus 😅🤣👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👌🏿

[@DiGiTyDarKMaN]

Perfect Birthday presents. Thanks Mark.

[@dianaberlin4767]

Happy Birthday 🥰🥳

[@DariaMorgandoffer]

Love how Mark always find a way to make a "It's Always Sunny"... comparison...

[@serpo9797]

I recommended your site to my son who is 13 after laughing my ass off at one of your episodes. He watched other episodes and was like "why is that funny to you, Dad?" and my answer was "But did you watch that one?" Edit: Forgot to mention ..Disco died and we still have this is what made me send him your way. You still have to win him over though dude

[@guybrush1701]

Omg! I searched your channel last night cuz I remembered it had been a little while since your last one! I'm so excited to watch this! (KZbin JUST notified me of its existence)

[@rat_finkdiam]

Mark always makes my day better. Rock on Mark

[@XBret64]

Easily one of your best Mark! These brighten my day!