A Kirby Main’s Guide to What Other Characters Probably Taste Like

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[@HardDriveMag]

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[@nathangaming9130]

Holy god😊

[@oliverhedberg3831]

You should have said sonic tastes like chili dogs

[@oliverhedberg3831]

We need a dlc part 2

[@LDenius-ls2bf]

do a p2

[@user-nk4wy1bc5z]

no

[@jean-peeire9792]

“Pikachu tastes like batteries” is my new favorite sentence

[@Therealot93]

Same

[@justinshih8688]

Mines “the knife you use to cut that cheesecake”.With the way he said it

[@GeneralReshiram]

Ikr

[@jamesEweaver]

Mines “sonic tastes like furry nachos”

[@benlilley3684]

Pikachu tastes like batteries and pichu tastes like pop rocks is mine

[@winter_storm8381]

Belome from Super Mario RPG actually tells you that Mario tastes sour and Peach tastes like... peaches

[@JumboDS64]

Well, there's acid in the colon, and acids are sour, so...

[@realperson9951]

@@JumboDS64 lol

[@OmegaCKL]

Peach macaroons... I'm down for that.

[@realperson9951]

@@OmegaCKL same

[@noyz-anything]

he tastes like a lemon

[@thingsnpeople5819]

That's it. As a Kirby main, I NEED a full dictionary of what all of the smash characters taste like to Kirby. That way, I know when Kirby cannot swallow a opponent.

[@jabarithegoldenlucario8841]

Joker: Tastes like fresh blood from all the hearts he’s stolen Hero: Each kind of hero taste like a different kind of Kit Kat. Banjo and Kazooie: Taste like Easter egg candy you find in the ground since they’ve been dormant for SO LONG. Terry: A Spicy Ketchup flavor. Byleth: Another Flavor of Captain Crunch Min Min: Ramen duh. With a hint of dragon fruit in there. Steve/Alex: Taste like a cubed piece of sushi. Zombie: Rotten Flesh, duh. Enderman: A sour blackberry. Or a Chorus Fruit. Sephiroth: Tastes like Shampoo and Hair Conditioner with how much of the stuff he uses when he bathes. Pyra: Spicy Sushi Mythra: Cold Sushi Kazuya: A Carolina reaper since the taste will set your mouth ablaze with demon flames. Edit: I gotta talk about Sora now. Sora tastes like Mickey Mouse Cookies.

[@dudebladeX]

Sephiroth tastes like a tree. But specifically a Pear Tree with only one Pear. So that he can give you this pear.

[@kirbyquartz5609]

I’m just gonna keep making this joke on every comment like this. Pyra and Mythra both taste extremely hot, it doesn’t matter the dish, it’s that hot

[@geoffabbythomas7293]

Sora tastes like air

[@arandomstranger.2204]

Hah. Dis Pear.

[@Cool-Vest_Leo]

Joker: tastes of smoke because of his persona arson. Hero: tastes like a whetstone because of all of the grinding Banjo & Kazooie: taste like 174^826820 gold collectibles Terry: tastes like the rubber floor of the weight room Byleth: tastes like Halloween Cap'n Crunch; more interesting than usual, but you still won't care Min Min: tastes like ramen with snake meat Steve: the taste you get if you average everything in the world and then make it into a sharp cube Sephiroth: He's so edgy that you only taste pain Pyra: a sour patch kid Mythra: an inside-out sour patch kid Kazuya: tastes like demon fire Sora: tastes like an overpriced muffin from Disneyland

[@tashan9104]

Ness tastes like pork Lucas tastes like new pork Ganondorf tastes like demon pork Wai- what the hack

[@spooky961]

“New pork” Haha funny... New pork city

[@tcatking9761]

*Which is basically spam*

[@annalee1847]

@@spooky961 OMG i played Mother 3 and didnt get that XD i thought because he was in a newer game then him xD

[@nika_akina3152]

Wait if porky gets in smash then what does he taste like

[@TarigonTetradactyl]

dammit porky, stop spreading your pigmask propaganda

[@malachiatkinson7245]

"Fox tastes like cardboard, _flat and no spices._ /Falco tastes like _different cardboard."_ Daaaaaamn.

[@maxm6615]

You gotta add some spices

[@FicherWolf]

I think that the fire emblem characters should taste like cardboard instead

[@malachiatkinson7245]

@@FicherWolf Different colors of construction paper

[@marypepper939]

I dont get ir.

[@malachiatkinson7245]

@@marypepper939 It's a jab at how overused Fox and Falco are in competitive Smash. They're stale, so to speak.

[@NoriakiRyuji]

"Donkey Kong tastes like a frozen hot pocket" was a sentence I was NOT ready for

[@goyangi4143]

Diddy kong should’ve tasted like peanuts

[@NoriakiRyuji]

@@goyangi4143 and wood, banana peels, whatever hats are made of, and hair. mostly hair.

[@goyangi4143]

@@NoriakiRyuji ye

[@sophieheart2707]

DK should be tastes like Banana cream pie.

[@goyangi4143]

Plus, Hot Pockets are owned by Nestle, so it doesn't have to be frozen to match Donkey Kong's icy heart.

[@themightygatekeeperdefende9755]

The macaroon comparisons with peach is actually even better when in take on the fact that she’s really hard to play at high level, and that macaroon’s are pretty easy to fuck up.

[@xoxo.pochacco]

Omg so true

[@lykanaslupus]

Me: Why would Mewtwo taste like popcorn? Me seconds later: OOOOOH. Genetically modified corn.

[@sundownerofficial]

Thanks

[@ntkplayzyt4176]

What

[@Jojo-on7pk]

@Bored Bear just watching KZbin so, just corn then?

[@carlowalther8765]

Thanks

[@AmazinEarth]

I don’t get it

[@Ok-yn9uo]

"Give yourself a lick an find out" *licks arm* That could use some salt

[@casualkhajiit]

parrot animations *licks self* I have too much salt

[@KhryausOHowl]

*licks self* This is why people call me cute as it seems.

[@drrapture1579]

nice pfp

[@cey_ner]

I Taste like sandy cardboard that had lime kool-aid spilled on and then had metal flakes sprinkled on it.

[@tammyhendren5445]

i taste like salt not because i am always salty it is because i sweat a lot

[@scientificapple69]

I like how mega man is expensive plastic but still in the category of 'if a friend cooked it for you, you would tell them it wasn't bad'

[@psychicsodabottle]

So you've never tried expensive plastic?

[@eclecticenthusiast2997]

He’s at least got a little bit of artificial flesh in him probably. Yummy human meat brings it up a bit.

[@JY-yp2fy]

I like how he said “ Fox that’s like cardboard. And Falco tastes like “different” cardboard”

[@penelope7354]

5:16 "Inklings taste like ink because they're squids" "Toon Link tastes like ink because he's a cartoon" Didn't even need to hear the Dr.Mario bit this was the snappiest joke in the vid

[@commandermystic8435]

Ahhhhh why!?!?!?!?!?!

[@casualwoomy]

IM LITERALLY JUST UNCOOKED CALAMARI

[@commandermystic8435]

@@casualwoomy we both are

[@casualwoomy]

Yup

[@commandermystic8435]

@@casualwoomy like ITS JUST LIKE BOTH OF US CHOPPED AND BE UNCOOKED

[@bioniclefan4149]

Incineroar actually tastes like flamin’ hot Cheetos

[@alienxotic5028]

Yes

[@blobbyblorb6281]

no he tastes like my big floofer cat, but warmer

[@SuspiciousTemmie]

Underrated comment.

[@fluffysylveon]

Perfect

[@mrhoodoo3875]

He tastes like spicy chicken dino nuggets.

[@grayanddevpdx]

Adding DLC: Joker tastes like cat hairs. Hero tastes like a VHS of Dragon Ball Z. Banjo & Kazooie taste like musical instruments. Terry tastes like vintage candies from the 80s. Byleth tastes like expired Captain Crunch. Min min tastes like ramen. Steve and Alex tastes like creativity. Sephiroth tastes like half a chicken. Pyra tastes like pepperoni. Mythra tastes like salami. Kazuya tastes like a hot pocket that’s simultaneously burnt and cold in the middle. Sora tastes like all the food at Disneyland poured into a blender.

[@aNormalGuyz]

Now we need a sequel with dlc characters

[@dkpsyhog]

This is literally the best video... “Every Fire Emblem tastes like a different flavour of Captain Crunch” oml

[@MidnightCapricorn2696]

They're all my mains (mainly Marth and Roy and Ike), alongside Dropped Ice Cream boi Cloud.

[@ylissotato]

WE ARE NOT WIZARD MARTHS! This post was made by the Robin Gang

[@coolguy5133]

Oops All Berries is the best Capt. Crunch!

[@MidnightCapricorn2696]

@@ylissotato I believe ya, Robin Gang. I was one of ya. Buut, people don't care about the Emblem anymore... ...They aren't gonna add Hector to make anyone care, are they?

[@zetazane]

@@MidnightCapricorn2696 to be fair, an axe wouldnt really play to differently from a sword in-game.

[@UnfamiliarEyes]

“Cloud tastes like ice cream that fell on the sidewalk” *Pit would like to know your location*

[@sierra2441]

Lol yes

[@BREYRAY89076]

Great meme

[@deathmarxsoul7788]

Actually its Cloud))

[@scarced8412]

@@deathmarxsoul7788 r/woooosh

[@orangejuiceman123]

Floor icecream. Nice

[@MegaNancyLover]

Okay so... When I read the title, I totally thought this would be an instructional video on how to make Kirby more competitively viable. You know, to sort of give you a ‘taste’ of what using a competitively viable character _feels_ like. What we got instead was infinitely better!

[@voidking-animations6944]

Give me a juicy charizard

[@that_metalhead_ace]

Teacher: Ok, for an icebreaker, let's our favorite food! Everyone: Says generic food Me: A nice juicy Charizard, Mewtwo with Captain Falcon on it, and some Peach and Daisy for dessert.

[@ThatFurryTeen]

Translation: A nice juicy overcooked steak, some popcorn with some butter on it, and some macaroons for dessert

[@KirbyCoder]

I guess you’re Kirby!

[@voidking-animations6944]

@@KirbyCoder ur Kirby

[@benjamind.collette6468]

Ah an intellectual

[@adamroquemore6410]

>Lucas tastes like new pork very nice

[@ruediix]

Everyone in the Earthbound/Mother series taste like pork. Except the Cultists, they taste like pork with blue paint.

[@laumickey3016]

NEW PORK CITY

[@jishaboy]

Adam Roquemore I get the joke but... how DO they taste like pork?...

[@spooky961]

A Random Person don't forget childhood trauma

[@pzkitty6783]

ruediix Giygas?

[@sethcataudella3146]

*You lick your arm. *Tastes.. fleshy. *Your HP was fleshed out.

[@rosencvetanov6129]

i know what you referenced, but i left the fandom so i wont say what it is

[@yeetsalamander]

*kiddo why did you just do that *hey paps get a load of this

[@knosat6643]

Chewy!

[@glitchyyt4282]

*Sans would like to know your location*

[@kathrynej3390]

Kinda salty too

[@SlightlyShoobie]

Kirby being like tofu makes SOOOO MUCH SENSE.

[@FunnyStory77]

"Lucas tastes like New Pork" I'm dying

[@spark1400]

4:36 The unpredictability of Palutena tasting like Budweiser Select 55 Premium Light Beer is the sole reason I’m liking this video.

[@xandert8527]

No one: Budweiser Select 55 Premium Light: *gets into smash*

[@CilanSteele]

Squirtle and Bowser is what got me to like

[@User-jc5ho]

1:38

[@bl6973]

Double A I expected her to be a meringue. Light and airy but still dense.

[@realwhigmaster]

@@CilanSteele Giga Bowser: wayyyyyyy too much turtle soup.

[@ChrisHanline]

Some of these had no explanation or justification, but I was still like "......yeah, makes sense."

[@iknowwhereyoulive618]

All of them made sense to me

[@sarahwoodman6066]

Yea

[@curlybrace314]

I'm impressed at just how accurate this list is

[@genericyoutubecommenter589]

3:14 Snake _used_ to taste like juicy beef in Brawl, but is a little drier now without that *_𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐂 𝐂𝐔𝐓_*

[@genericyoutubecommenter589]

3:21 personal timestamp

[@guesswhotheintrovert9351]

As a Kirby main, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

[@andreacope820]

My taste buds are weird so I don't exactly agree to all

[@stickanamation]

Nice

[@stickanamation]

Number

[@chillnote123]

Me too KIRBY POWERRRRRRRRRRR

[@katherinebuchowiecki8449]

Same

[@toaster8094]

What do you like to eat when watching movies? Me : *_mewtwo_*

[@montydoesgames]

Shiny Mewtwo tastes like half-popped corn. Not bad actually.

[@readheadgirl]

LOL I'm still laughing PS. LOL stands for laughing out loud and not " this is NOT a threat".

[@VinceTrane]

When you get a mewtwo ceiling

[@unfocusedgamer6560]

I was scrolling through the comments and started laughing when I saw this

[@b0r3deditzstuff31]

“You like eating cats?”

[@MagmaPaint]

"Sonic tastes like fuzzy nachos." Well, I did spill some on my Sonic plushie while we were watching movies...

[@yeetyeet3534]

“Falco tastes like different cardboard” IM DYINGG

[@ericofonenthusiast]

5:08 "Bayonetta tastes like if you lick the floor of a hot topic in the early 2000's" good. the reason why i like.

[@SupaGema]

Finally something Smash related that is actually important

[@Taintedz]

Ridley tastes like space lemons *Friday night funkin flashbacks*

[@danielpiksa714]

Soooo.... Wanna join the anti- fnf corporation????????¿??

[@Taintedz]

No

[@RedChilliPeppers]

fnf fans after seeing a fucking lemon be like

[@neon861]

1:53 I knew pikachu taste like a battery bc the power of electric

[@bryanlozano8946]

Let me fix you right.... There buddy. Yoshi taste like taxes. Which is just paper. But with ink.

[@tonigym3061]

But Yoshi doesn't do taxes.

[@crazyantdog101]

He probably gets away by eating them

[@terceras16]

Yoshi's taxi frauds are real dude

[@Cruzer108]

PAY YOUR GOD DAM TAXES

[@lenyllero1]

And piranha plant just tastes like a regular plant

[@darkpit163]

Pit: *licks cloud* Cloud:WTH *fLoOr ICe cReAM gIVes yOU heaLTH*

[@tezicarus8572]

Refrence

[@bubalubagus7037]

damn that was a slick reference

[@tezicarus8572]

Yea uprising bois know this refrence FlOor IcE crEaM gIVes yOu HealTH

[@infant_annihiIator]

Ah fucc I can't believe you done this

[@darkpit163]

How the hell does my comment even have 55 likes

[@kirbyquartz5609]

Pyra and Mythra taste like the hottest most mouth-burning soup

[@loelion6423]

it’s funny how he explains how what food they are but also roasts them

[@GSFigure]

Steve tastes like an inventory full of various minerals.

[@marvindivas351]

I taste like air

[@herbstone7310]

He tastes like Sawdust

[@thebrandtuber]

Tates like sweat

[@andro.txt0]

i taste like chips

[@leverplayz6660]

Thank you for roasting Bayonetta

[@cuddlesfloof3034]

2:07 the image of Captain Falcon buttering himself up is the sole reason I'm liking this video

[@kayilam9997]

U started me with spam

[@frozeneevee]

This video made me smile, it's honestly pretty funny.

[@Mr_Whippy772]

min min tastes like the longest ramen noodle Steve tastes like wooden toy blocks Sephiroth tastes like long metal Pyra tastes like fire And mythra tastes like lightning Kazuya tastes like that one wooden spoon that everyone used to eat ice cream

[@goyangi4143]

Sora tastes like a disappointing key

[@loondino4534]

6:05 After multiple licks, I've concluded that I taste like the most bland and least sour Sourpatch Kid ever.

[@awman4050]

And I taste like burned toast

[@ralsyisscared4283]

i taste like salt because i cry everytime something bad happens

[@gaycheese253]

I taste of cheese,blood,and permanent markers

[@eassia1]

I taste like salt, because I sweat too much when working out

[@luiginerd4productions658]

@@gaycheese253 wut?

[@gabrielgaster3992]

Joker tastes like Coffee. He canonically smells like coffee, I imagine it would mirror his taste.

[@cylassmith5484]

dont you mean gooigi tastes like coffee?

[@lilac9346]

@@cylassmith5484 would Gooigi taste like Lime Jell-O?

[@cylassmith5484]

@@lilac9346 no

[@AustraliaBall-]

He needs double tap

[@kirbmeister2457]

True

[@MinMin4theWinWin]

We need part 2!

[@maximumgaming6589]

Here I’ll ad my take on the new dlc characters Joker: GUN Hero: off brand Cap’n Crunch Banjo & kazooie: Honey roasted turkey Terry: a pizza left on bench press in a gym Byleth: a NEW flavor of Cap’n Crunch Min-Min: ramen (self explanatory) Steve: the diced meat in frozen foods Sephiroth: a larger knife then sheik Pyra/Mythra: “That” Jar….. Kazuya: whatever was thrown into the volcano

[@ashmpeg]

Sans tastes like milk, since he’s full of calcium. Waluigi tastes like pain from being rejected. *terry tastes like hot sauce* Min Min tastes like ramen, and steve tastes like iron. Sepiroth tastes like trauma, and Sora tastes like a key that was left on the floor of Disneyworld for well over a year. Pyra tastes like fire, Mythra tastes like lightning. Hero tastes like numbers, and the game cartridge tastes like hell. ( Game cartridge suggestion by @Hailey Fandroidfan11 )

[@nancydiaz9904]

Me after reading the sans one: HE NEED SOME MILK!

[@wendyboudreaux768]

Cuphead taste like coffee

[@lotspire]

Waluigi's pain we all know

[@lotspire]

@@wendyboudreaux768 and no, its whiskey

[@krystalgilliam6441]

what does pain taste like tho

[@XRyXRy]

fox - cardboard falco - BLUE CARDBOARD know the difference

[@theparadoxbox1744]

"Corporate wants you to find the difference between this picture and this picture." "They're the same picture."

[@plantbefore]

@@theparadoxbox1744 One picture tastes different though

[@realwhigmaster]

Fox is 6 parts brown cardboard and 1 part white cardboard.

[@detectivemememachin5011]

Wolf- pressboard

[@Idontplaytf2]

I'm not the only one who just stumbled across this and just cant forget about it

[@oodlethedoodle9328]

Sora tastes like a rollercoaster at Disneyland.

[@chrisscott2824]

Lucas taste like new pork Every Mother fan: I see what you did there

[@lobster6736]

facts

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Well i thought it was just a brawl refrence....

[@Siliness7]

New pork is from New Pork City

[@gaddygirl]

I’ve never played mother and I don’t know what it’s about but I get that reference

[@aydenator2770]

not a mother fan, but i get the reference

[@BloomBlanche]

Lucas is lower on the tier list because new pork, unlike normal pork, is doused and marinated in pure tears

[@mirai6824]

Aww damn that's just mean man😂😂😂

[@kjpineapple7326]

Why's everybody gotta torture my blonde baby?

[@darzwolf225]

Purple Kae Pineapple, everyone’s made jokes about him ever since he got introduced in brawl. Why can he jump higher than Ness? Because Lucas doesn’t have a family weighing him down.

[@JoeThomas-lu6fy]

But why do tears taste worse than CARDBOARD?!

[@curlyfrieeees]

The pork is actually clause's body

[@WereAssassin]

The first useful video of smash ever

[@lilac6257]

This idea is ingenious and the tastes 100% accurate

[@HamihamGT52065]

how do you know?

[@beljunwaffles4345]

“Samus tastes like pennies” We have E for Edible, R for Ranch and ITLFN; It Tastes Like F****n’ Nickels.

[@GusBus14]

Scott knows what Luigi tastes like😂

[@goyangi4143]

Zero Suit Samus is worse because if you e ever had a cast you’d know that the inside after being taken off is absolutely disgusting

[@BridgerM]

You know you’re lying when you say that Yoshi doesn’t taste like tax fraud

[@cheesehackerwoah9020]

So.... paper

[@Emeraldakafunnygamerguy]

Yoshi tastes like money because he's hiding a few million stashed under the stairs

[@palidengamer2540]

yes because he didn't pay his taxes

[@AsH0LE_]

Yoshii! I don't pay my taxes

[@GWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGW]

I'm gonna be honest here and say that I was expecting that, or an omelet.

[@williamgauthier1936]

Apache ate the amiibos and also want to bet you want to come bring it on

[@TheTattoodmama]

Joker tastes like carnival food Hero tastes like a dnd rule book Banjo-Kazooie tastes like a expired luchables from the 90's Terry tastes like McDonald's from japan Byleth tastes like captain crunch Min Min tastes like ramen Steve tastes like a lego piece Sephiroth tastes like a burn't chicken wing Pyra tastes like a cherry popsicle Mythra tastes like a lemon popsicle

[@expensiveedbgamer6576]

My friend: What’s your favorite snack? Me : Mewtwo with Captain Falcon

[@camman3740]

"And that is how I ended up in prison."

[@ryzekiv7147]

“Y’ever had Fried Kazooie with Duck Hunt Dog Sauce on a bed of Breath of the Wild Rice?”

[@peterduprey7286]

I’m a big bowser jr fan myself

[@goyangi4143]

Lol

[@Therealot93]

I agree

[@thatguy763]

Normal people: I would like a Gold-plated Hamburger from Australia, with a cheesecake please. Me: I would like a King K. Rool with a Zelda please.

[@crashlifetilltheend2795]

Ha

[@teraspeXt]

who gets those together though

[@thatguy763]

@@teraspeXt Dinner and Dessert.

[@TuffyTheRabbit]

@@thatguy763 that pfp is gonna make me sobble

[@thatguy763]

@@TuffyTheRabbit I'm sure you've heard the story, over and over again.

[@stevengaming55]

I love the creativity he put in this video

[@SuperSoxGaming]

I love to duet this guy by saying the smae stuff, it's so much fun!

[@BY9SZN]

1:02 "Samus tastes like pennies, Zero Suit Samus tastes like the inside of a cast made of pennies." Makes sense to me

[@leticiabarragan2325]

Lol

[@normalmemerman9301]

I SMELL PENNIES

[@BY9SZN]

@@normalmemerman9301 AAAAAAAAHAHAHAH

[@leakyfaucett1217]

Because she wears the suit and she get sweaty on the I side like a cast but the suit also taste like pennies so put them together and what do you get

[@AustraliaBall-]

That's crazy

[@yosoymatt3257]

I lost it at the dead pan “Samus tastes like pennies”

[@hazy4366]

I love how cpt falcon is just butter, yet is at the top of the tier list

[@memeermon7326]

Thanks, this will help in my next match

[@fishebola]

The funny thing about the fire emblem characters is that every captain crunch flavor is actually the same

[@saggitaireauger9154]

As a sword main (fire emblem, Shulk, Ganon, and anything with a sword) I can only agree. Great point

[@randomvideos-sv1qx]

@@saggitaireauger9154 ntbtnyhtcefceds

[@frogbogg2406]

Oh Y

[@Vemmmy]

@@randomvideos-sv1qx why are you so fucking rude?

[@Z3R0Steam]

@@Vemmmy ?????

[@lilianadelgadohernandez9703]

"Give yourself a lick and find out" *Licks* I taste like...... being too broke to buy this game

[@Shogunyancoill]

same

[@stupid.hamster]

DUDE I HAVE DAT GAME STUPID

[@thedootlord]

I taste like nothingness....should i be concerned?

[@CapurrHatman]

Too

[@lilianadelgadohernandez9703]

WOW 🙃

[@jakeb4569]

Joker tastes like coffee and curry, because that’s what his entire diet consists of. All four Heroes taste like those Russian Roulette Jelly Beans because you never know what you’re gonna get. Banjo and Kazooie taste like a fond memory. Terry tastes like bacon that has been cooked to perfection, because he’s meaty and that’s great if you’re in the mood for it. Byleth is another box of Cap’n Crunch. Min Min tastes like ramen. I don’t think I need to explain this one. Steve and Alex taste like actual dirt. Zombie tastes like dirt that your dog just pooped in. Enderman tastes like licorice. Sephiroth tastes like that one super-poisonous yet super-deadly blowfish. A delicious snack that will probably kill you. Pyra tastes like Barbecue Lays. Mythra tastes like Sour Cream and Onion Lays.

[@karlofsky]

This video is a masterpiece

[@yahoowithextraooo9135]

Did I just watch a person talking about how the characters taste like? Y. E. S

[@voidking-animations6944]

*Y.E.S.*

[@bluepomegranate]

*Sits down to watch a movie* Me: Oh, I almost forgot! *Grabs a bucket of Mewtwo*

[@noods1406]

Ah, dude! You forgot to add the Captain Falcon! Cmon, man!

[@beb7435]

Lemme go get the Ice Climbers!

[@CalamityTerra]

Ahem, the ridleys

[@exterminatusbutton8723]

where the hell is the koopalings

[@clint8406]

Put in some Pichu man! You can't have a movie without some Pichu!

[@thespacemorph9618]

Thank you for this info

[@Unclevertitle]

I lost it at "Diddy Kong tastes like complicity" and had the pause the video.

[@YourMom-md3co]

“Give yourself a lick and find out!” Tastes like depression

[@hope7096]

Yes

[@dawnmanion1307]

I kinda taste like butter I might have popcorn obsession

[@greattitan371]

Depression and salt.

[@albertthescout9169]

edgy

[@alh.21]

Kinda tastes like mushrooms

[@raviaviaviavioli]

pit and dark pit both tasting like two different types of chicken fills my kid icarus uprising heart.

[@rexstocephirxiii4263]

What if they made a sequel to Uprising that added an RTS element.

[@jamesleduke873]

We need a guide to the dlc characters.

[@sonicgamer999-]

I love how this slowly gets more and more unhinged

[@therewolf5758]

Sonic not tasting like chili dogs is why I'm never getting a switch

[@ruediix]

Depends which era Sonic.

[@elicenyne]

The classic kind tastes like that

[@elicenyne]

The dreamcast kind tastes likethat one food you eat in sleep.

[@123zarapop]

ToasterPluginX agreed

[@michaelstingley2845]

thats a stupid reason

[@venomgaming7014]

I’ll do the rest. Joker: lies Hero: licking a roulette wheel in Las Vegas Banjo-Kazooie: honey Terry: a knuckle sandwich Byleth: disappointment Min min: ramen Steve and Alex: a literal cube of steak Zombie: a decayed cube of steak Enderman: a slightly taller cube of steak Sephiroth: drinking tears Pyhtra: the sun Kazuya: a demon knuckle sandwich Sora: keys

[@rhondabrowne4162]

5:26 Simon, Richter and WOREO! 😂

[@sariacalaway2746]

Just love how falco taste like different Cardboard instead of chicken...that was a nice plot twist

[@voidking-animations6944]

He tastes like bluebirds

[@lettuce510]

@@voidking-animations6944 Or purplebirds, depending on which skin you pick

[@aro-xv9eg]

@@voidking-animations6944 no he tastes like that one bird from your window

[@genderenigma8276]

I taste like Salt. Probably either the Chips or the Sweat. Probably the Chips.

[@thegalwhosayswoo_881]

me too

[@thesandguardianofthesand]

I taste like bug blood and a hard taco shell.

[@gavvv3104]

Also I taste like ramen broth and pencil shaving.

[@salty3648]

I taste like salt, pencil lead, and the dust that builds up in game cartridges

[@gavvv3104]

@@salty3648 makes sense

[@xepixicewarriorx2689]

Thank you I played this mini-game and then I dominate the matches and can speedrun story mode.

[@CRISPYShu]

This is so stupid but so helpful at the same time

[@weenybum]

"Give yourself a lick and find out!" *me with cheeto dust all over fingers* y e s

[@deathmarxsoul7788]

Agree

[@spillthetea_sis4043]

I am the s a l t

[@AquaticBlaze]

i was about to when i heard that until i was like 'what am i doing?'

[@moonstruckmidnight]

*waking up in the morning, pouring myself a bowl of Fire Emblem characters*

[@skwidsquad3668]

A h H t H i S t A s T e s F i R e Y

[@BabuBabu-ip6oh]

*Corrin Flakes*

[@darkpit163]

*Pouring me a bowl of chrom. MMmmM*

[@richardbuechel5567]

Wash it down with some young Link. Grab an Isabelle and head to work. Work with some Megaman and R.O.B and for lunch they had Squirtle and Sonic for lunch. Thank GOD I packed that Isabelle. Had that instead had it was time to leave went to the store and got some Shulks and Koopalings for my kid and proceeded to make Snake for dinner. Then went to the store and got sick so I signed a docter Mario to get my Luigi checked. I had the flu so I payed with some 15.99 Samus's. Went back home and went to bed also got Kirby for us.

[@LaurieJo1974]

Kirby of the Stars yea

[@rainbowspongebob]

You should update this to say how the fighters pass fighters taste like

[@that_link_main3074]

Personally, I think the fire emblem characters taste irrelevent

[@chessplayer6632]

Me: *Waiting to see what he says about my main* Him: *3 second throw away joke about all the FE characters* Me: 😑

[@ignited207]

The Dragon Quest Heroes taste like different flavors of Ramen. Banjo-Kazooie tastes like chicken with the feathers still on it.

[@jessicarobinson4260]

DLC characters: Joker tastes like if you licked the WALLS of a hot topic in the early 2000's. Hero tastes like DnD dice. Banjo tastes like a gummy bear and Kazooie tastes like a chicken omelette Terry tastes like a hot dog. Byleth is the same as the other fire emblos, they taste like capn crunch. Min Min tastes like ramen (duh) The minecraft characters taste like different kinds of dirt. Sephiroth tastes like licking the ceiling of a hot topic in the early 2000s.

[@megasimp5137]

Pyra/ mythra taste like some kind of spicy food. Pyra because fire, mythra because of her aggressive nature

[@generaltechnomage306]

@@megasimp5137 Nah, Pyra and Mythra taste like milk because they have lots of it (Pyra, however, tastes like hot milk).

[@megasimp5137]

@@generaltechnomage306 oh no

[@KC_Garcia]

For the mii costume (sans), he tastes like bones and puns

[@thenightmare9368]

@@KC_Garcia And Cuphead Taste like all different Flavor of Juice.

[@MyUsernameIsGoofy]

Not me actually biting myself when he talked about the miis I'm litteraly a living example of "it says gullible on The ceiling" 💀

[@TemMeh]

I like that the s tier was a Back to the Future reference

[@SkeetSeinfeld]

why did all of these make sense

[@mr_overdrive9216]

6:06 Huh never knew the mii fighters tasted like blood

[@jackkyle8414]

And here, I thought they tasted like dick.

[@ohmeohmicah]

That's just for the male ones

[@royalcomputer3780]

Sweet sweet copper

[@npc6817]

please receive Christ.

[@allnatty3407]

Lmao

[@brandye3039]

DLCS Included: Pls like this so other people can see Mario and Luigi: Healthy Colons Link: 100 Year Old Leftovers Samus: Pennies Zero Suit Samus: The Inside of a cast made of Pennies Dark Samus: ZOTS Donkey Kong: Frozen Hot Pockets Diddy Kong: Complicity Yoshi: Keesh Kirby: Tofu Fox: Cardboard Falco: Different Cardboard Wolf: Pressboard Pikachu: Batteries Pichu: Pop Rocks Ness: Pork Lucas: New Pork Ganondorf: Spam Captain Falcon: Butters Jigglypuff: NyQuil Gummy Bear Peach and Daisy: Macaroni Isabelle: Convenient Store Sandwich Ice Climbers: Marshmallows Mewtwo: Popcorn Zelda: Cheesecake Shiek: Knife All Fire Emblem Characters: Cap’n Crunch Young Link: CapriSun Game & Watch: Thinnest Slice of Ham Pit and Dark Pit: Dark and Light Chicken Snake Brawl: Juicy Beef Snake Ultimate: Dryer Juicy Beef Squirtle: Not Enough Turtle Soup Bowser: Too Much Turtle Soup Ivysaur: Greek Salad Charizard: Most Overcooked Stake Sonic: Fuzzy Nachos Olimar: A Packing Peanut Meta Knight: Shellfish King Dedede: Blob Fish Lucario: Berries in the woods R.O.B: Cheap Plastic Mega Man: Expensive Plastic Villager: The Bottom of a Purse that’s never been Cleaned Wii Fit Trainer: Candy Cigarettes Rosalina & Luma: Stars Little Mac: Justice Greninja: Gushers All Koopalings: Skittles Palutena: Select 55 Pac Man: Dating Apps Shulk: Faygo Duck Hunt: Turkey Dog Ryu: Beef Jerky Ken: Teriyaki Beek Jerky Cloud: Ice Cream that fell of the Sidewalk Bayonetta: Hot Topic Floor (2000s) Inklings: Squids Toon Link: Ink Dr. Mario: Ink Again Simon, Richter, and Wario: Garlic Ridley: Space Lemons if they exist King K. Rool: Giant Gold Plated Burger from Australia Incineroar: Jaitas Pirahna Plant: Razor Blades All Miis: YOU.

[@brandye3039]

DLCS: Steve: Inventory full of Minerals: Min Min: A Bowl of Ramen Joker: A Heart Hero: Dragons

[@riverquest3239]

"R.O.B. tastes like cheap plastic" "Megaman tastes like expensive plastic" *am i the only one wondering how he knows how plastic tastes like*

[@TheRealRandomations]

And... *batteries?*

[@nonexistentperson72]

*cabbage full of razor blades*