A La Mode // Jazz Emu

[@JazzEmu]

Hello Eggies. The full 30 minute audiovisual album Ego Death is only a few weeks away, and will be available to watch in its entriety EXCLUSIVELY on Vimeo: jazzemu.vhx.tv/ In the meantime, here is a single from the piece, available also on STREAMING PLATFORMS. For to whet your whistle, and I pray to encourage your PRE-ORDERING of the piece itself at the above link, in advance of its full release 24th January. All my love, JE xxx

[@PembuatKomentarHandal]

:o

[@Jack93885]

Exciting!

[@doktorschruum]

Thank you, egg father, for this new offering.

[@JDODSON7]

This is a great New Year's present to wake up to this morning! Thank you buddy!

[@spencerkr5778]

Most of you are blithely unaware that Qwæsian isn’t wearing blue, nor turquoise nor lapis but actually cerulean and it shows

[@taylor3950]

I am a hue poseur of the worst kind 😔

[@R__A]

Very in this season

[@rorgues6465]

You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that, in 2002, Flantagio did a collection of cerulean traffic cone hats, and then I think it was Pravingity, wasn’t it?… who showed cerulean backwards Crocs.

[@meatballsyes3854]

Idk looks more like a mix of Cerulean and Cobalt Teal /j

[@zx85]

Quite the Hue Laureate.

[@officiallyfynn]

Waiting for this to be some super extravegantly planned out task in the next season of Taskmaster in which jazz emu is a guest. "Dress Alex up like a runway model and show him to as many people as you can. You have 3 months your time starts now."

[@SirJonathonDanielGregorySrVthe]

Jazz Emu on Taskmaster would be peak awkward, it'd be fantastic.

[@cafeplastique890]

I'm not religious but I'll pray for this.

[@benjattkk]

wait...

[@Jack-er1sc]

@@SirJonathonDanielGregorySrVthe oh please

[@sealionfamiliar8034]

I seriously, seriously want this to be true XD

[@anyalazor7978]

Alex Horne cameo - the crossover we did know we needed 👏🏼

[@TestingThisOkay]

I was so exited when I saw the thumbnail! It's little Alex Horne!

[@skele-eleton]

I need Jazz Emu on a season of Taskmaster IMMEDIATELY!!!

[@tjs8433]

I thought I was crazy, glad to see people talking about it

[@andrewjohnson1874]

OMG, I didn't believe this until I watched it, but he actually got LITTLE ALEX HORNE!!!!😸😸😸

[@TestingThisOkay]

@@skele-eleton that would actually be incredible!

[@spareflesh]

Absolute pleasure to make the slug animation for this chaotic masterpiece! Let's do it again sometime xx🫀

[@uiopuiop3472]

Your stop motion skills are really good, subbed

[@DLamiche]

Wasn't expecting to see little Alex Horne! Great song and great video!

[@deknees8969]

Ok but can we talk about how at 1:19 the pants go over the white border that makes it look like a magazine? Such an aesthetic little detail. This video's production is truly over the top (I also love the SMOOTH stop motion snail)

[@DoctorDisco42]

he also did this in his music video for "miami"

[@deknees8969]

@DoctorDisco42 oh I didn't realize!

[@moonlight_scribe]

The glasses with dangling pearls are so impractical but also cool as heck.

[@emperilu]

How is this not getting more views. I've watched it at least a dozen times now!

[@cousinbryan3007]

This Jaguar ad is much better than the last one.

[@ForciblySquished]

The production value on this video is insane, very cool

[@boomboy4102]

they even spent 65 grand on oragami chairs!

[@Kettles147]

I'm told their budget was unlimited

[@wingtub]

everything in this video is so over the top it's amazing. the one stop-motion slug for a one-off line, the quick cuts for other one-off lines (cabbage???), the makeup is all great, the amount of custom clothing. I'm very glad I backed ego death.

[@Catguyflyry]

I don't exactly know what's in store with this new era of Jazz Emu but I'm all for it

[@toastoast]

Literally just glanced at the thumbnail and thought “That’s Timothee Chalamet and one of those other guys in Dune” and then I glanced again and thought “yep” and finally looked a third time and was like “oh wait”

[@Growvilye500]

Love how it took one frame of seeing Alex Horne to know it's him, going "LITTLE ALEX HOOOOOOOOORNE" Taskmaster has fucking conditioned me hard.

[@singular_t]

So say we all!

[@elephaux5671]

The other dude was on taskmaster too I believe

[@MrFaceYeah]

What a fantastic day to have eyes. And ears, no less!

[@jennifererixon2578]

i also enjoy having a mouth tbh

[@CriticalMonkey623]

The cheesehoof recontextualizes Edam, truly.

[@greason]

J.E's makeup here is genuinely attractive

[@SplendidFellow]

I think I might be bi now

[@theSpel]

Jazz Emu is always sexy

[@joyhaave6151]

"You never know when you might need to wink in the pool." No, I didn't know that about myself til now.

[@madjazzer4272]

Suits on suits is gonna be big, I can feel it

[@LemonGrinder]

Definitely! A couple years ago I saw some high fashion yellow sweater that had little baby yellow sweaters sewn on it, so it's only the logical next step

[@uiopuiop3472]

I want that headdress that Qwæsian is wearing with the little metal toy soldiers

[@hannahbrown2728]

Man the Horne Section is really branching out into new kinds of music

[@riroufudo]

Was fighting to the death with an ostrich before this song came out, the sheer vibes of the song allowed me to distract the ennemy avian and finally get revenge for my several pet capybaras. Thank you, Emu Man

[@mbrunnme]

Allegedly.

[@LemonGrinder]

I unironically LOVE all of Shadow Ulla's looks....they make me wanna get a miniature-chair sash and wear fringe as pants to work

[@math888]

wake up honey Jazz Emu™ just dropped a new masterpiece

[@josuelservin]

What a wonderful way to start a year!

[@DirkVomEck]

Came for Alex Horne, stayed for whatever this trippy experience was^^

[@MrFirebirdy]

OH MY GOD HE HAS BLESSED US WITH ANOTHER TRANSCENDENT MELODY!!

[@Riggwelter00]

Jazz Emu x Alex Horne is such a natural combination. What a gift.

[@ianpitzerds]

the fact that the magazine has an actual, honest-to-god article about the Cheesehoofs that is not only well written but also a perfect parody of fashion reviews and even celebrity profiles is astounding. the level of care and detail in this music video astonishes me

[@Crimser3]

Genuinely might be my favorite song you’ve released! A La Mode indeed!

[@AbnormalNormality]

My New Year started horribly but this picked me up, thanks as always Emu.

[@MicahEdmonds]

This production value is INSANE my guy. Never seen a team in KZbin keep raising the bar this consistently for this length of time in ages my man.

[@AceLesbean]

This is my proof that I was here in the new year to witness this ❤

[@RogueRat89]

i am at a point in life where nothing makes me happier than a jazz emu drop i stg.

[@vbittercup]

Bumping this on repeat for an hour as I get ready for my day.

[@enderthe]

This feels like some kind of comedy horror movie and I love it

[@ItsSinka]

At first this song weirded me out but now I can’t stop listening

[@bobbuger-x1m]

im sorry Jazz for listening to this master-piece two weeks late but i must say, great job quite amazing work here

[@siralgernonthegit6285]

1:06 impeccable strutting

[@singular_t]

Honestly blown away. Very catchy and funny tune with beautifully unhinged costume design. I absolutely *love* the sprawling eye liner design on Mr. Emu ❤ AND YOU GOT LITTLE ALEX HORNE OMG! Bravo 👏👏

[@-Reno-]

Listened to this for like two hours straight last night when it came out!! Absolutely loving the music video as well!!

[@bdgtair]

This upload has scintillated my sight orbs like few others. Another Effervescent work from the Boggling Jazz Emu.

[@orangutanboi23]

Jazz emu has opened my eyes to an entirely new perspective. I shall now exclusively use bin signs to hold up my trousers. Also Jazz emu on taskmaster when???? 🤨🤨

[@zonkeysnuggler]

STOPP JAZZ EMU ON TASKMASTER WOULD BE SO GOOD

[@GirlFailure-ovo]

Can't belive you got Alex Horne here TT This made me so happy

[@thomasjones4893]

ALEX HOOOORNE!!!! PUT JAZZ EMU IN TASKMASTER AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!

[@PolygonAlley]

What a thyme to be alive.

[@demolisherman1763]

What a wonderful little taste of what’s to come!

[@sck8000]

This just might be one of the weirdest things I've ever seen on youtube... And I love it!

[@chryssalisvt]

the energy Zoolander 2 needed. i'm living for it.

[@JoshWitte]

Zoolander 3 looks incredible! 🤩

[@Teh-Penguin]

Fuck yes, Alex Horne is probably the most fitting mainstream collab you could've done. Good on you on making waves in the right places!

[@ice161h]

who's alex horne

[@Be_A_Bi_Warlock]

@@ice161h He's Little

[@Teh-Penguin]

@@ice161h the creator of The Taskmaster show

[@ice161h]

@Teh-Pengui what's that

[@DJBaphomet]

@@ice161h Comedy-based conpetition show where they bring in 5 comedians and have them do extremely weird and silly tasks, and The Taskmaster (aka Greg Davies) judges and scores them based on their performance Really really funny show, they upload pretty much everything on their KZbin channel as well

[@TheRabbitman3000]

In a world saturated by mundane footwear, uninspired sneakers and formulaic stilettos, it takes a rare visionary to subvert our understanding of both form and function. Enter Jazz Emu, the avant-garde provocateur whose latest creation, the Cheesehoof, has sent ripples through the fashion world and beyond. Crafted from delicately layered slices of Edam cheese, the Cheesehoof isn't just a shoe. It is, quite literally, a statement - a manifesto of our time. Edam, that famously semi-rigid slightly nutty Dutch cheese, has long been relegated to the domain of charcuterie boards and mid-century dinner parties. Jazz Emu, with his characteristic audacity, saw in Edam not simply a snack but a material of unparalleled potential. The Cheesehoof recontextualizes Edam, stripping it of its culinary associations and elevating it to an object of tactile and visual sophistication. Each slice of Edam is meticulously hand-cut and layered with precision - an homage to artisanal craftsmanship. One might inquire: Why Edam? Why not a more celebrated cheese, perhaps Brie or Manchego? To this, Emu would no doubt reply that the choice of Edam is deliberate, even subversive. Edam, with its humble, approachable profile, becomes in Jazz Emu's hands the quintessential material of high fashion. It is a pointed critique of excess, a rejection of elitist grandeur in favor of a democratic, accessible dairy. Unlike the pedestrian shows of those whose sole purpose is to cradle the foot, the Cheesehoof embraces duality - functioning both as footwear and as sculpture. The soft curvature of the cheese slices, the subtle sheen of their waxy edges, speak to the biomorphic designs of Isamu Noguchi, while the structural integrity - maintained by a complex internal framework of eco-sustainable bamboo - invites comparisons to Frank Gehry's architectural daring. Yet, beneath this artistic veneer lies an unmistakable practicality. Jazz Emu's Cheesehoof fits snugly around the foot, the cheese yielding just enough to create a bespoke fit for each wearer. The slight softness of Edam, when exposed to body heat, adapts with time, molding to the contours of the wearer's foot in a manner no traditional material could achieve, it is an entirely personal experience of footwear - no two Cheesehoofs are alike.

[@smallm3nac3]

I appreciate the amount of work put into this comment lol

[@elephaux5671]

​@smallm3nac3nowadays I have to wonder if it's LLM crap

[@VukAschente]

This is a lot, but I agree. The cheese shoes are ironically stylish.

[@GeckoInMyRoom]

You’ve truly outdone yourself on this one, the amount of effort that went into each individual shot shows and definitely paid off

[@ruffshots]

Came for Little Alex Horne. Stayed for the funky music.

[@KitamiK11]

YESSSSSSSSS God I love Jazz Emu. Shame that I didn't see Eggerson, he's always dripped out!

[@okay_is_cool]

1:19 love the detail of the pants coming out of the frame!!

[@sim00n99]

Having alex horne in this in undoubtedly the best colab of 2025.

[@SplendidFellow]

Oh my god 😂🤣😭 Another MASTERPIECE!!! I can't handle this much Genius Juice Concentrate at once!!!

[@nobodyinpar]

The only way I can describe this vibe is if Absolutely Fabulous and Labyrinth had a baby.

[@MrSporkster]

Mr Emu never misses.

[@bigbluephotoboat]

Jazzy emus never go out of style!

[@thescooshinator]

I can't believe that Jazz committed fraud just for a song. We are so blessed to have someone as dedicated as him!

[@ceostudio]

This has some mighty boosh meets weird al vibes and I love it

[@naleksp]

PLEASE I NEED JAZZ EMU ON TASK MASTER PLEASE GOD

[@thisorthat7746]

petition for jazz emu to be on the next season of taskmaster

[@LukeLavablade]

It would be unfair; he's too good.

[@mysteriouslyseeing]

Hush

[@Dirkus17]

Honestly I think doing Taskmaster in character may be the greatest task of all. The Olympus, the Everest of tasks. I think I'd be happy with dear Henderson.

[@theSpel]

​@@LukeLavabladethey've had Noel Fielding previously, they can make it work

[@Skooskah]

the most fashionable episode of taskmaster yet

[@jiffyb333]

Holy heck this is an audio visual feast! Such dedication to the craft 🔥💖

[@lexingtonrooke7825]

I think I've watched this about 20 times now.

[@ChrisCarline]

A magnificent cover of that Falco deep-cut!

[@musicalcomedywebsite]

Jazz Emu is headlining the Musical Comedy Awards Final on April 12th at Bloomsbury Theatre in London. He was joint runner-up in 2018 and also Best Newcomer with Two Plus Ones in 2017. It is a huge honour for us to have him headline our Final. We would love to see you there! :-)

[@ItsSinka]

The songs are so…perfect… humor and effort but into them too.. chefs kiss 👌

[@doppytheelf6362]

He just keeps getting better.

[@krysanthemum6528]

Oh my goodness I just saw the thumbnail and had to come here immediately! So happy that your popularity and reach is spreading to be able to pull slowly bigger names into your projects!

[@Batsquid_]

I'm quite cheesed to see you again, Mr. Emu. Thank you for this delectable crumble of what is to come, I anticipate greatly the oncoming audiovisual matrices what may produce the Death of Ego.

[@buddyltd]

NO WAY. ALEX HORNE. Look, I've said it before, if you're not imminently going to be on Taskmaster after this, I'll eat a hat and stream it on KZbin.

[@meatballsyes3854]

I cannot believe Alex Horne is in this, that is amazing

[@retro_aqua_]

ITS LITTLE ALEX HORNEEEE !!!!!

[@victero0052]

Thank you Mr Emu, with these tunes I will be able to start the year in the most stylishful fashion

[@kiwibird-007]

Al Roberts! The Young Grey Priest himself

[@daysejones968]

lilttle ALEX HORNy!! Omg such big fan

[@tuesdaynextweek]

Shadow Ulla actually looks so genuine edgycool, I believe Yolandi Visser has died from teh jelus. Both her and Dark Mode Emu are excellent Disney villain vibes. This season I will mostly be wearing cheese hooves.

[@SplendidFellow]

"Dark Mode Emu" made me question my sexuality

[@taylor3950]

@@SplendidFellow they both confirmed mine

[@SplendidFellow]

@@taylor3950 solid answer

[@tuesdaynextweek]

Your sexuality is now correctly aligned. We all could and should get into it.

[@angusevans0621]

I want this as a 7" single!

[@LaurenceWi]

I grew up with the Human League, Visage and Culture Club and thoroughly approve 😅❤

[@probablygeorge4277]

A Jazz Emu piece recommended to me 7 seconds after it's upload? For shame You the Tube, to assume I would want to waste so much time between the creation of a masterpiece and my successive consumption of it is simply unreasonable.

[@MFBOOM___]

Wake up the king dropped

[@Inthemains]

no better way to welcome in the new year!

[@Chaos8200_YT]

What a way to start the year

[@WizzyMcWizzyton]

You can tell the budget has gone through the roof!

[@aelexe858]

Fashion finally makes sense; it was all a prelude to this song.

[@j0hnsturm]

Nice to see Al has moved on from estate agency to fashion. Very good of Mr Emu to write a song about him too. Even out his name in the title.

[@ameliadobis]

absolutely wonderful 😍

[@Overstatement]

The most powerful fashion since Urban Christ

[@lordspaz88]

1:27 Little Alex Horn!?

[@marsd27]

Qwæsian Tuvwxyz

[@deknees8969]

This is gonna be stuck in my head for the next week

[@joyphil4399]

Legendary crossover

[@Tribar42]

One of your best so far!

[@theythemgae9025]

This is something else! Magnificent! BONKERS! MMMMM Elegance!!!! 🤣🤣 Edit to add LIL ALEX HORNE!! Wooo

[@steampunklemur]

The BBC would send this to Eurovision if they weren't cowards

[@daili4917]

Beautiful, revelatory, the new black - also that guy clearly dying of envy of Jazz Emu's footwear genius, especially as I clearly saw Jazz Emu hand make the bree-liant shoes in this video. Models, eh?

[@spulp_lord]

First new release of 2025 and I am ecstatic