Let's Cook The Cooking Mama Baby

The Cooking Mama Baby lets you turn your Wii Remote into a baby and play tennis with it.
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Music is Megalovania from that one indie game, I think it's Fortnite

[@RTGame]

I hope everyone enjoys this wholesome family content with my son. You can get your own RTGame pins here, ships worldwide freshmerch.fm/collections/rtgame/products/rt-universe-pin-pack

[@penguin2985]

Egg

[@penguin2985]

You know, when baby's cry rt, they invoke the ancient power of spirits

[@ollye3103]

Egg

[@ArtificialDuck]

Egg

[@Vambrayse]

God no,

[@dell7695]

Remember...this guy was going to be a school teacher....you know the people that teach children

[@aldousboal4920]

😳

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

Little Timmy better do his home work if he doesnt want to get his kneecaps blended

[@user-lp4cd4ln9y]

He'll teach the children in hell

[@Sunstar-yf7sv]

He was going to teach English in Japan but his interview was a week after his channel exploded so he didn't bother going

[@whythough5300]

Gabriel Piñeiro García oh yes

[@cultofgoose1942]

I like to imagine that he’s just sitting there in his tuxedo every stream, not just the ones where he shows his face

[@eyoshinthemaximum]

He is

[@Lucas_van_Hout]

Codinhammer nobody can confirm he isn’t.

[@toebrother]

@@Lucas_van_Hout nobody can confirm that either

[@arthursurname]

@@toebrother that's yet to be confirmed

[@dontmindme7645]

A tuxedo with shorts

[@amphitheremajesticon4928]

"Are you winning son?" "Dad I'm watching a grown irish man in a suit without pants stuff a nunchuck down a baby's spine so they stuff them in a pot to burp."

[@NotASovietSpy1]

so thats a yes

[@BEANSBEANSBEANS404]

The baby is losing

[@-_.Melody._-]

_Goddammit Deviantart..._

[@844SteamFan]

@@-_.Melody._- oh no

[@-_.Melody._-]

@@844SteamFan *oh yes.*

[@math3000]

So, this where Kevin's child landed after he dropkicked it.

[@cats2927]

And then got to Jslatt

[@not_meplans6989]

@@cats2927 nah he probably landed in the blender and the remains got to Jslatt

[@ilikechez5775]

The fear in RT's face and voice when he was questioning whether he would have to breastfeed a wii remote was gold

[@didograce3531]

That part killed me 😂

[@didograce3531]

Time stamp: 2:00

[@adriannethornheart8516]

I need a gif of that

[@spangebred328]

I snorted SO LOUD during the stream when he said that

[@ghostrangerz8273]

I imagine RT found this baby in his backyard after Kevin punted it.

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

Oh shit, so this is a sequel!

[@AgentTasmania]

Kevin is tall and buff, even so punting an infant from Cork to Dublin is impressive

[@lipalipz6924]

It's called shared custody

[@dragonlute1903]

Punting a baby across Ireland is quite impressive

[@DarkMirria1]

lol Same.

[@J35874]

RT: isn't wearing a full suit Entire chat: *L E G S*

[@eyoshinthemaximum]

Elii. He has pretty nice legs

[@citizeninsane8518]

Leg reveal

[@elainad6728]

*I can't feel my legs!!!* 5:48

[@graffiti-6489]

WHAT'S ON THA MENU

[@ivysyndrome7534]

@@graffiti-6489 LEGS, LEGS -

[@meevins]

8:45 is making my loose my MIND oh my god. The transition from him going "you don't play tennis with a baby" to the realisation and then to the opening theme of wii sports. The timing of it all. RT you're so unbelievably funny man, never forget that you beautiful bastard

[@Hana1LuLu]

My family is asleep, I was desperately covering my mouth to stifle my laughter at that part. I didn’t help myself by replaying it several times

[@drawnwithlove3499]

Thank his editor too! I believe her name is Chloe

[@Jaidenism0722]

"don't play tennis-"

[@Dragonmongamer]

And his Wii remote being called “I want die”

[@saldan3985]

I still can't connect RT's voice with his Face. I'm way too used to connecting his voice with the voice of a thousand innocent souls screaming in agony.

[@kindofhuman8147]

Same

[@toenailairconditioner7406]

Salman Ramdani while the priest i want die chants

[@fatelsubset4273]

I also agree

[@liancao7163]

His face doesn’t suit the voice

[@curboi3622]

I always thought of it as a voice with no body, just a voice who needs blood

[@TrinityBopp]

Kevin: kicks the baby Schlatt: hangs the baby RT: puts the baby in a blender and plays tennis with it

[@adriannethornheart8516]

The triumvirate

[@aidszamuril4032]

The (un)holy trinity

[@sammylammy996]

@@aidszamuril4032 nah just the holy trinity really

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

Ah yes, the parenting peaks

[@Ake-TL]

For the first time RT surpassed Kevin in evilness

[@wojtekpolska1013]

How to take care of your baby? Google: Feed him, care about him, love him etc. Bing:

[@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875]

I mean you are asking how to “take care” of your baby…

[@fissionist2158]

10:07 “Don’t be such a baby, bones grow back!” “No they don’t.”

[@silly_lil_guy]

Ribs* Also Team Fortress 2 funny keanu chungus 1000 upvotes funny

[@e4rlygames]

@@silly_lil_guy this comment dosen't work

[@kbecker3020]

@@e4rlygames try turning it off the back on

[@e4rlygames]

@@kbecker3020 do you have another comment on stock? still dosen't work, please help.

[@matthewboire6843]

He ripped out the baby’s cybernetic in his spine.

[@roblox-fr7ei]

"So, how'd you get banned from Twitch?" "I put a baby in a blender." "You what?" "I shoved a little baby's noggin into a blender. " "Wha- Why?" "So I could cook him!"

[@buozq2]

Same But I got banned from the daycare center

[@accountdeactivated5546]

@@buozq2 hola yo

[@Jellybei]

@@buozq2 uhhhh

[@puroiscute1786]

@@buozq2 was it good

[@Sunstar-yf7sv]

My favourite type of smoothie

[@KenkuCry]

Interesting fact: Before his youtube took off, RT originally wanted to be a teacher!

[@allie_vr9679]

He’s great with children :)

[@thepacificwart8777]

@@allie_vr9679 looks like he knows what to do with naughty ones too

[@kianyt7987]

the pacific wart yeah

[@sillygooselol2757]

He would be a good teacher tho. I get 7th grade social studies teacher vibes from him

[@mightypurplelicious3209]

I think that was mentioned in the reddit QnA thing

[@PriestFischer]

I feel like KZbin's algorithm got really confused. I got an ad for Huggies biodegradable diapers.

[@user-bo6vy5eg8g]

what's the problem Vicky Baby needs diapers now

[@friendlyghost8796]

it'll be better for the earth to have biodegradable diapers after you bury the child

[@dr.disaster422]

Biodegradable, like the baby

[@vanguardian1368]

Adding “pointing a controller is hard if it’s inside a baby that’s inside a blender” to the list of phrases i’ve never tought i’d hear

[@ItsShadowXD]

Schlatt: hangs his baby Kevin: drop kicks his baby Dan: *kills his baby* Edit: either way, they're dead

[@fantasticflyingferret5903]

Jschlatt was just a bystander. The baby hung itself.

[@trickshot646]

Schlatt: Neurotic Italian Kevin: calm Irishman Dan: chaotic Irishman

[@ilikesodaa1643]

Ur forgetting when quackity ripped his baby’s arm off.

[@ilikesodaa1643]

I just think it’s worth mentioning

[@tsurra]

What a wholesome family of three single dads trying their hardest and their pile of dead infants.

[@Kai-hf5wt]

One day, we’re gonna look back at this video when RT actually has a kid

[@no0b420]

His kid: *watches video* *visible horror*

[@ra_khvc]

"Dad, why are you shaking this doll?" "Get back in the basement."

[@samuelbenhardt4230]

@@ra_khvc "Get back in the basement Mercedes GLA."

[@tankedwarthog6424]

So will cps during the custody case

[@misseon]

Once RT has a kid: *makes a video* Cooking mama baby but with a real baby

[@xXDiegoYTXx]

Probably no one is gonna see this, but I want to thank RT, I saw your videos and streams when I was at my lowest points and I still could burst into laughter, every time, even your more personal vids made me feel like I was happy for at least a moment, I'm way better now but I really appreciate your job and effort

[@pizzamcravioli5640]

I personally believe Rt is the pinnacle of comedy.

[@aarons2557]

Well he saw it Diego, good job:)

[@dk5682]

Isn't that Kevin's son that he kicked like a football.

[@jackshimkus2264]

RT: “You don’t play tennis with a baby” Also RT: Unless...

[@mightypurplelicious3209]

Unless what

[@mightypurplelicious3209]

What

[@mightypurplelicious3209]

What is it

[@geoman265.]

@@mightypurplelicious3209 Watch the video

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

That part killed me

[@siurdin]

RT: *laughs maniacally as he puts his child into a blender* Game: "Change your baby's diaper" RT: *"I fEeL vErY uNcOmFoRtAbLe PlAyInG tHiS gAmE"*

[@Starrii_Skies]

I mean obviously he’s a psychopath not a mother

[@pressstart6110]

"You dont play tennis with a baby!" RT 3 seconds later: *Uses his baby as a tennis racket, a baseball, a baseball bat, a bowling ball, and a human shield against Matt*

[@ColdspaceDog]

Non of it is considered abuse until Matt. Matt just straight up Broke it’s spine (even more)

[@tresart9006]

"You don't play tennis with a baby!" *Sudden realization* *Plays tennis with a baby* This is why I love this channel. The look of sudden realization on his face was incredible

[@ASPVids]

“This is my son, It’s a little bit slow in the head, I don’t know why” *Proceeds to shove a wii remote into its head after slamming it on the table* _I think we know why..._

[@johnfortnitetheraw]

yeah, thats the joke.

[@ajrosario9897]

Haha I did that with my baby cousin why is he turning blue?

[@ecto_specto4521]

Baby didn't have Wii motion plus

[@TheEmeraldWolf8]

The game: "Don't shake the baby!" RT: *proceeds to vigorously shake the baby in order to play tennis while snapping it's neck to select options*

[@richardzaremba1383]

Its alright, its immortal.

[@aestheticanime3242]

RT burping the child: *vigorous shaking* "The baby's okay"

[@MarbleBlu]

I felt physical pain hearing the "oopsie poopsy" sound, how is this even possible?!?

[@joe_pinch]

I took 10 damage from that

[@theteabagwan2109]

"Cooking" Gordon Ramsay has joined the chat Gordon Ramsay has left the chat

[@bionicdragon5]

"You call it violating human rights. I call it avant garde."

[@ddoober]

Underrated comment

[@victorepotter1950]

I read it as he said it, that's a bit creepy

[@cardboardhawks6783]

Hitler if he got accepted into art school

[@elainad6728]

4:28

[@zoid5911]

My headcannon is that when Call Me Kevin punted away his baby it landed in RT's yard.

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

Oh yeah its all coming together

[@AwesomePyro]

Cooking Mama Baby: The Extended Universe

[@theodorepinnock1517]

Other KZbinrs: Hey guys! Here's an endcard with all my new merch! RT: GIVE THE BABY BADGE PIN STIGMATA.

[@zackpacklol4520]

So i know you guys have heard of 'bady with a gun' but have you heard of 'baby IS a gun'

[@plutonix5792]

Some other fun things that happened during stream: - He played Wario Ware with the baby - Twitch chat started asking him to blend the baby - So many blender emotes - R.i.p Rt's cabinet - We raided Kevin after who was very confused about our summary of the stream

[@nicholaspatton8786]

We also discovered where the outro music came from, where he used the baby as a gun.

[@DeathnoteBB]

I was in Kevin’s chat when y’all raided :) I also briefly went to RT’s to see him trying to cook the child by putting him in the pot

[@sumi_luu]

My first stream was great!

[@tom17663]

What happened to his cabinet?

[@Catherine_Yong]

Raid comments started at 1:41:49 on CallMeKevin's Pokemon HeartGold stream

[@sunday.444]

After watching this I’m starting to think Kevin kicking the baby like a football wasn’t actually abuse.

[@roberteospeedwagon8178]

Pretty sure Schlatt still has it hanging

[@redactedz6146]

@@roberteospeedwagon8178 Schlatt's had it at gunpoint tbh

[@844SteamFan]

@@redactedz6146 r/woooosh?

[@richardgibson8403]

Robert EO Speedwagon nova killed it

[@sunday.444]

I didn’t realize this had likes until now. Thank you guys. I really needed this positivity today. 😘❤️❤️❤️

[@undefinederror40404]

RT: This is the same controller you play tennis with. Me: *oh no* RT: >realisation< Me: I knew it.. I love this guy.

[@thedoor_matt1409]

It’s so nice to see parents taking time to nurture their children

[@seanfisk9815]

the game : "Don't shake the baby" Rt: "then why did you make them so shake-able"

[@turtleguy4109]

Police:Stop breaking the law Criminal: Why did You make it breakeable

[@dedalo465]

the entire video feels like: "for legal reasons this is a joke"

[@thelumina6909]

RT: "For serious, child services, please don't kill me, that's a joke."

[@thatguyintherain3168]

“You can’t play tennis with a baby!” Also Dan: *looks at his son and loads Wii Sports*

[@Pundae]

8:48 the exact moment of realization here is beautiful.

[@saldan3985]

RT : "This is my Son!" *B O N K*

[@ViewingChaos]

-Scout tf2

[@Mineformovies]

"YOU DONT PLAY TENNIS WITH A BABY" Wii sports: DU DU DUDU DU DU DUUUU

[@karelpgbr]

I can hear this

[@minne_music]

This cracked me up!!

[@lighttodarkgames7818]

i love how he says it once then you see the face he makes as you can see the cogs turning in his mind as he makes a realisation

[@yoink297]

1 thousandth like lol

[@austinlinco]

He’s gonna be a great father.

[@maybeasian5725]

RT: "why did you stick a motion controller into his spine?" Developers: "good question"

[@avii331]

_”Babies are absolutely biodegradable.”_ RTGame - 2019

[@avhinarsh6447]

I remember he said in a SootHouse Video.

[@atekotkot]

*I understood that reference*

[@fabiangutierrez148]

Well, technically...

[@yummifoamycoffecheese45]

Alternative Title: RT teaches his followers not to call him daddy once and for all.

[@gavinpotter9286]

If calling RT "daddy" is what finally ends my miserable life, so be it

[@cheese4870]

"You dont play tennis with a baby!" "..." Oh no

[@illuminateddemoman7741]

"I've made some preparations in my office" then just beats the sh- out of a child doll with a potato masher

[@AnonymousUser35]

I love how he has a cutting board, a potato masher, a pot, a blender, and a cookbook prepared, but no nunchuck...

[@itchy7879]

4:29 "You call it violating human rights, I call it avant-garde" RT NO

[@cwovictor3281]

Accelerationists be like

[@annamay6217]

Underappreciated line

[@omarghalab8017]

You call it a war crime I call it MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY.

[@hughneutron1825]

Yeetus fetus.

[@funnymanclayman]

Hello

[@burntbread2814]

When he insulted anime fans just calling it “JoJo’s extraordinary adventure” would trigger them enough (me included)

[@samsonglennon3823]

I will treat you like RTs baby

[@mr.balonkatonkeo7245]

One Day Rts Child Will Watch This And Think: "HOW TF DID I NOT DIE IN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES WITH BEING WITH HIM"

[@alien5520]

If the child survives, that is

[@boomblade1019]

Jschlatt would be a good friend of yours.

[@mightypurplelicious3209]

Explain

[@edouard9687]

They can share parenting experiences

[@goedough]

@@mightypurplelicious3209 Is Jachlatt and RTGame

[@khrows330]

69 likes *nice*

[@rodgebrickh48]

Good to see a fellow lunch club subscriber

[@beholdnonsense5100]

Btw those of y'all who didn't see this live, all those cursed baby sounds? Those aren't edited in. Man had a frickin soundboard of 'em

[@davidhonkstvorisit4811]

Now I’m disappointed I didn’t witness this masterpiece

[@tanyanya_was_here8193]

DavidHonksTV Or is it? It was fucking awesome in stream, when he had the ‘unless…’ and the stream went from cooking baby to boxing with baby

[@dragondog7886]

@@davidhonkstvorisit4811 You can always watch the full stream on the Archive channel

[@birbjones4848]

"lets cook the cooking mama baby" *No, thats not how your supposed to play the game*

[@zipperooni]

During this, I got an ad saying “You know what? The way you care for your baby... is absolutely perfect”

[@psyducktective]

“This is my son” idk that looks a lot like Kevin’s son

[@Oxen1997]

Baby can have two daddies! Its 2020

[@WaterPython]

Well I mean they are the same person

[@ctrlzme.6448]

I don’t know man, look’s like schlatt’s son, baby yuto to me

[@peachy1217]

@@ctrlzme.6448 nah he died from execution

[@justingick4218]

No kevin put kevin up for adoption

[@Jaidenism0722]

"You Don't Play Tennis With A Baby!-" "ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴛᴇɴɴɪs-..."

[@yasquishyboi902]

“you don’t play tennis with a baby, you...don’t” *procedes to play tennis with baby*

[@ItsShadowXD]

Alternative Title: Rumble Tumble Gaming casually tortures around a child and plays tennis for 11mins

[@thefakefreshyboi1788]

Nice

[@cali132]

Maybe rumble tumble games plays tennis with his son....

[@Cat-pw5qr]

@@cali132 and his son is the tennis ball

[@robdobble6672]

SG21 no

[@haarisaslam3666]

R U M B L E T U M B L E

[@katbird2699]

The Sword Art Online comment triggered such a visceral reaction within me that I genuinely recoiled I had no idea how deeply programmed into me that was

[@ruller8901]

I like it when in between seasons someone isn’t working on Sao

[@sumdood2494]

Every time i see the child in the blender my mind just goes:"Turn it on."

[@slazarmcflazar4372]

RT: We're going to take care of this baby. *Rams baby's head on his desk, shoves a Wii remote down his spine, treats him like a firearm, throws his baby like Alinity with her cat then runs him over with a wheel chair, tries to turn his baby into mashed potatoes and breaks his spine, tortures baby with his soundboard, shamelessly promotes his pins while crucifying baby with pins, cuts baby's air supplies by trapping baby in a pot, snaps his neck, shakes baby around like a Mexican with maracas, shoves baby into a blender, doesn't care about changing his diapers, drops baby on the floor, insults jojo in front of his baby who is a jojo fan, almost hits baby on the ceiling, uses his baby as a tennis racket, bat, baseball glove, bowling ball, and a pair of boxing gloves* Yeah, I'd trust him too.

[@Mystic5009]

xd i would too

[@oo3006]

The baby is a jojo fan? Nice to know. That wasnt much of a golden experience though.

[@HallowedPenguin7]

Good point

[@eyoshinthemaximum]

o o IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

[@slazarmcflazar4372]

@@eyoshinthemaximum maybe...

[@retronostalgia7964]

Kevin punted his cooking mama baby, because Kevin can’t cook.

[@justingick4218]

Kevin should have been in football

[@kiwienterprises6984]

But he can bake bad

[@c1lancy]

Jotaro: Starplatinum: 7:08

[@FlareDrafox]

"I'm just taking care of my baby, in the sense of how the mafia takes care of a problem in the office."

[@beeb.w.6389]

Can we all take a second to appreciate... RT trained for this. He got the pots and everything, along with sound board. The man was prepared

[@beeb.w.6389]

@@James64 you're right, but isn't everyone in quarantine like that now?

[@diablotry5154]

Yet he didn't put the remote in correctly and forgot the nunchucks lmao

[@tsurra]

I love how both Kevin AND Dan immediately think they have to breast feed the baby.

[@sma.8494]

This video is literally ‘You can’t do X with a baby... unless’

[@toefungus3111]

"Its real hard to point when your wii remote is both inside a baby and a blender." 9:28

[@_zealos_8213]

"This is my son." *S L A M* _Well that's foreboding..._

[@Goldtoise]

reminds me of SmallAnt

[@eryn2731]

rt with a soundboard is something to be feared

[@BridiesBento]

your camera makes this 3000 times funnier I laughed SO HARD

[@CRIPPLEDKRIEGSMAN]

RT: it's hard to aim when your wii remote is both inside a baby and a blender Me who left the room and left the video playing to come back in and hear this out of context: oh no

[@catsonbrooms]

"Let's cook the baby" That's a _modest proposal_

[@anthonygenco5051]

I WAS WAITING FOR A REFERENCE LIKE THIS. THANK YOU SO MUCH! XD

[@pinguin9305]

The one thing that high school english has helped me with: understanding jokes on the internet.

[@Silentgrace11]

Mildly unrelated, but I can never remember the word “satire” when I need it for important things (learning multiple languages really sends any semblance of a complex vocabulary into the trash) so I always google “A Modest Proposal” when I’m trying to remember the word 😂

[@lemeres2478]

Well, it is just good ol' traditional Irish cooking.

[@SuperJuneM]

As a former highschool student in an advanced English class, I can say that this is the overall main idea of Dan's channel in general.

[@jtraypog]

One of my absolute favourite things is whenever RT has a face cam he is always in a suit. Champion of men.

[@serkanceltik2302]

Thats his skin

[@n8wulfcommander207]

He was also wearing shorts. Whenever they came into view, the entire chat went crazy saying “Legs!”

[@sonofpears4691]

I love how as soon as he said “You can’t play tennis with a baby…” he immediatly realised the potential of this controller

[@Aulakauss]

I say this with absolutely zero irony: This is the quality content I subscribed for.

[@rndmzr153]

YOU DON'T PLAY TENNIS WITH A BA- [Gets Wii sports out] 8:46

[@harrisoncraig3915]

The look he gets on his face tho

[@matthewboire6843]

That’s when things got better

[@kayundae4411]

*this man was gonna be a teacher*

[@justingick4218]

Yea and a good one %100 passing just cook the failing ones

[@blood_boi6900]

Dam 6 9 liks

[@wealthypopcorner2294]

Hello children welcome to cooking class! Who wants to go up first?

[@WelcomeVisitors]

"You slit its neck" "I just got to break his neck a bit" "I don't like the motion I have to insert this in" "He's fine, he has a strong neck" I love out-of-context

[@Breaded_Squirrel]

Fan theory: Babies spines are actual Wii Remotes, when they turn 4 their spine grows in

[@uwillbeefound6439]

The absolute chaos of this stream was the best return after the break....and you can't convince me otherwise

[@uwillbeefound6439]

Love the way he ignored the part where he broke the wardrobe

[@Bananaman559]

"Dont shake the baby" RT: commits homicide

[@dothmotherknowyouwearth]

Game: "do not shake baby" RT: *haha, baby go shake*

[@mr.derpyface558]

0:44 When American babies evolve after millions of years

[@elainad6728]

5:05 Oh god lol

[@wowie0045]

I love that he wears a suit every time he's on camera. It's iconic

[@shnubdawg7730]

He’s moist critikal but he wears a upper suit instead of a plain white shirt. Plus the shorts.

[@FamousPotato420.5]

A suit with no pants, just to remind us who we're dealing with.

[@lewis7909]

"Hes fine he has a strong neck" -RataTouille game 2020

[@freerangeteacup]

When he said “you’re on tin ice” I felt that

[@GoldKnightProduction]

I was honestly expecting you to play Cooking Mama but with the baby on the remote.

[@deff8487]

*Mission Update: Baby has been burped. Retreating back to base.*

[@jennyjey72]

Lmao

[@PirateBootsEdits]

RT wearing a suit top and shorts out of the camera's view really sums up the quarantine video meeting experience of these past few months

[@DARKmasterO1]

RT: Guys if you think this is bad, we haven't gotten to the full scale blender Me: oh god wtf? Lol

[@VamphierAJ]

"It's really hard to point when your Wii Remote is both inside a baby and a blender" To be fair I don't think they took that into account when making Wii Remotes

[@hyesterical]

The chat during this stream was hell, I'm pretty sure someone actually called CPS.

[@Alex-mp8dp]

joey g What are you talking about it was great. I personally was told a great recipe for cooking an entire baby corpse.

[@minoreror9961]

Alex Sounds fun, I’m sad I missed it.

[@silvertube11]

4:08 As a Christian, I can confirm this is exactly how the bible went

[@foottoast4235]

Well he's not too far off, it's what happened if you didn't become a Christian

[@makeda6530]

*Heavily* paraphrased version by someone who speed read

[@drdr3tr0n]

I love that he's wearing formal wear for a gaming video. Another brother.

[@shimaescott4640]

5:13 RT expresses his inner Italian

[@chandler2581]

I appreciate that this man puts on at least half a suit every time he has to show himself.

[@zeethegodofcheese4933]

Ya gotta dress fancy for the fans