Oreo CEO: Stop Making New Oreos

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[@dropout]

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[@squidwardsnose3069]

There was a Swedish fish oreo

[@postingwhateveriwant4454]

I’ll only buy Dropout if there’s a continuation of the Trapp killed Pat saga

[@Lady_highrock]

I think Brennan has finally burned out on the amount of absurdity that he can tolerate and now it's just a gentle, weary struggle against the tide rather than tilting at windmills

[@Platypi007]

Yes, yes I do!

[@chaseharley1215]

Love these sketches. but this is already five minutes too long. It's one joke over and over.

[@dutchwarrior2192]

“A lot of people worked really hard” “Why?” That was the most genuine why I have ever heard.

[@alastorcrowe2193]

What’s ur pfp from?

[@TheyTookStrawb]

@@alastorcrowe2193 caillou

[@craftcoachingbhaumik8085]

@@alastorcrowe2193 its tim from inazuma eleven.

[@andersongrillo5902]

My stomach is hurting over this one line

[@gabe2349]

“We work really hard.” “Don’t.”

[@buttersky4451]

"We work really hard." "Don't." CEO of my DREAMS

[@Lauren.E.O]

The part about going home and cashing the checks...it’s inspirational.

[@anthonyzivalich4962]

I would gladly work under him

[@FussyPickles]

@@anthonyzivalich4962 I would gladly not work under him

[@1cecode625]

@@FussyPickles ok

[@mollusckscramp4124]

@@anthonyzivalich4962 I would gladly be under him

[@clockworx7689]

“You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness” “And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer” “Am I Cassandra? Doomed Prophet, alone and unheeded by the weary world?” “Do I drag my carcass to the mountaintop once more just to scream a warning that will go unheeded and Unheard? Or do I end it?” Just a few raw lines from the CEO series

[@void617]

He said Babylon not babbling basically Babylon is the christian explanation for other langues

[@clockworx7689]

@@void617 the official captions say babbling

[@Joe_Potts]

@@void617 i heard babbling? Babylon fool doesnt make as much sense in the context of a temple to madness instead of babbling fool...

[@zenorus3526]

That's being a Dungeon Master for you.

[@elonwhatever]

@@void617 it is babbling my dude

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

There’s dark chocolate Oreos now and every time I see them I’m like “bereavement Oreos” and I smile. Thanks collegehumor!

[@ore0hn0]

🤣 okay but tbh that does sound delicious lol

[@RavenclawNimbus]

Dark chocolate Oreos?! Sign me up!

[@TexMeta]

@@RavenclawNimbus They’re so good. The slight bitterness offsets the normally really sweet taste. The dangerous part is since they’re so delicious and won’t overload you by being too sweet, you can easily eat the entire bag.

[@RavenclawNimbus]

@@TexMeta Hahaha I don’t actually like the cream, so I think the dark chocolate cookie would REALLY help!

[@raefsengupta]

@@RavenclawNimbus BUT THERE'S NO MILK IN OREOS! THEY ARE ALREADY MADE WITH DARK CHOCOLATE!

[@hawkflame9584]

Oreo CEO: “You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness.” Japanese Kit Kat CEO: “Hold my beer...”

[@nuclear_wizard]

Be fair, though: Kit Kats have actual cultural significance in Japan, having become a sign of good luck after the connection was made to the phrase Kitsu Katzu. What's OREO'S excuse???

[@whorcruxed]

@@nuclear_wizard exactly. I read somewhere how, many varieties of kit-kat just work as a gift when people return from some tourist place (or different city, I guess?) and that also includes expecting to buy kit-kat which is famous for that particular area/city.

[@somethinglikethat2176]

Green Tea Kit Kats are a crime against taste.

[@GazB85]

@@whorcruxed They have region/city only Kit Kat in Japan?

[@f.g.nrgaard7163]

Not hold my beer but “hold my kit kat”

[@michaelwilliams-owolabi8365]

Bereavement Oreos should be called “Soreo for your loss”.

[@MaskOneOneTwoThree]

Soreo for your losseo

[@dipinpawar9630]

Bloody gold lmao

[@bijannatividad]

That's a violation right there

[@samikjain5837]

You are hired

[@theheathbar123]

Sorry foreo loss

[@netsendjoe]

Some of this may just partly be my fault. I came up with the idea of flavored cremes for Oreo's in 1997. A school project was to write a letter to a company either to complain about something or to praise them. I choose to praise Nabisco for Oreo's and then proceeded to suggest flavored cremes, with my initial ideas being Mint, Coffee, and Chocolate cremes. I received several coupons in the mail weeks later as a thank you for being a customer.

[@fulcrum2951]

Dammit man

[@calamaribowl8683]

You had good ideas and inspired good things. But goddamn it, you started something terrible.

[@netsendjoe]

I'm prolly taking too much credit for those ideas. I couldn't have been the only one.

[@ItsMe_Victor]

That's not true.

[@1umbreon4life]

I like to think this was the sole cause of all the varied oreos we've seen throughout the years

[@brendanmystery]

Love how throughout the promo read Brennan's CEO character has a sort of inflection that is both "I am currently reading off cue cards" while also being "I am trying to sound as natural and rehearsed as possible". You can see it when he first says "we are not resting on our laurels", where there is a slight quivering in the voice, like he was reading off cue cards and processed what he was saying as he was saying it and did not agree with it.

[@ezekielmartin4323]

Legit one of my favorite actors

[@Tyqoh]

"A lot of people worked very hard." "Why?" That got me

[@thebestcentaur]

Me at work when there's virtually nothing to do

[@PlanetComputer]

dfgj

[@Alopex1]

"We work really hard..." "Don't." :D

[@Tyqoh]

@Pratik kashyap Sir, this is a K-mart...

[@puffnat1on039]

“We could just make Oreos” “We are just making Oreos” “No, we’re making crazy bullshit”

[@MadMagicianGaming]

I'm 90% positive, that they just tell Brennan the premise of these ads, and all his dialogue is ad-libbed

[@TechZACH16]

There’s 20 minutes of additional footage that isn’t aired here on the college humor app. I was curious. It’s almost completely ad libbed as far as I can tell and then cut up into this masterpiece.

[@deathkorpswatchmaster2414]

I mean he does dm a lot

[@ahobbit1273]

“You are a babbling fool and we have built a tower to madness” is such an off-the-dome Brennan rage line that I WOULD be surprised if this wasn’t ad-libbed 😂

[@ingecruzvonmcbronwyn-san5098]

@@TechZACH16 Yeah if you watch the extra 20 minutes you know for sure this is just him going off. I've never identified with a human man the same way I do with Brennan, he lives exactly how I feel.

[@shane87smith]

@@ahobbit1273 temple*

[@georgeh5075]

I love how the most unrealistic part of this series is a ceo who actually cares about the wellbeing of his employees, telling them there's no need to work so hard, etc.

[@nathanseper8738]

There are good bosses and bad bosses. Don't be cynical.

[@jormungandr147]

​@nathanseper8738 and the VAST majority are bad don't be contrarian

[@matthewjones39]

To be fair, it takes a good amount of money to mass produce a new flavor.

[@Athetos_Admech]

I don't think he's concerned, just very confused. He genuinely doesn't get why they're trying to improve on something that's already a money printer. In his mind he's already won the game.

[@MaskedMass]

@@jormungandr147 Oh really? And you happen to personally know the "VAST majority" of CEOs? Or are you just doing what most bitter Americans do these days, which is inherently hate anyone who makes more money than you do because they own and run a massive business rather than work at Starbucks for 20 hours a week?

[@ZyxieRumor]

Out of all the CEOs, this one is my fave thus far. This CEO is mainly chill and concerned on his employees trying to make ridiculous ideas on new flavors of Oreos. When he just want them to stop and enjoy the pay checks of this unlimited producing money-making company.

[@No-ky3kb]

He's not real

[@skoopdewoop]

​@@No-ky3kbneither is Sherlock Holmes but you can still like him as a character.

[@smiley4995]

@@No-ky3kb WAIT WHAT?! REALLY? OMG HOW DID YOU FIND THIS OUT?! DO YOU HAVE A SOURCE?!

[@randomuser5237]

"What do you mean people like Bereavement Oreos?" "Focus groups love the taste of them." "Yeah, Kyle. They're Oreos". This is so hilariously stupid that some marketing exec may have actually tried it at some point.

[@tesswinker2482]

The real reason they like bereavement Oreos is they don't have to say anything, just hand over a packet of cookies.

[@guardrailbiter]

I would buy a pallet of Bereavement Oreos for every death of a friend or family member. They could also market the exact same product as "Goth Oreos."

[@fastertrackcreative]

I looked that one up. Not a thing 😂

[@CWunderA]

Encapsulates middle management logic perfectly

[@ItssaLyssa96]

I would buy them

[@siennahartle9069]

“It’s Oreos, we work in a money factory” best line

[@josephhickman1306]

...heard a urban myth about some punks giving out oreos to homeless with filling removed and laxative replaced... now that is sick, depraved.

[@paulferancik7766]

“You are a babbling fool, and we have built a temple to madness.” Second best line

[@siennahartle9069]

@@paulferancik7766 Agreed

[@abbyalphonse499]

@@josephhickman1306 Uh, I'm pretty sure that did actually happen with toothpaste, and the guy got sick, then ended up with a legal settlement. There was a news story about it I believe.

[@goodpie2772]

I think the best line has to be "People worked really hard on these." "Why?"

[@aldar8240]

The base concept of this video actually reminds me of how my world history teacher used to explain why empires kept exploding/kingdoms kept collapsing/etc: "Because a cookie isn't good enough." He used the analogy of Oreos and how they're effectively the perfect cookie on a conceptual level; they taste good, they're completely circular, they're good for dipping and overall simple but highly effective. Of course, the company that makes Oreos, and really most of humanity, can't just *settle* a lot of the time. And so we get stuff like in this video, where the company is trying to add new stuff despite them being in a position where they have everything they've ever wanted, or an empire/kingdom is trying to expand to cover more ground of the "more ground than they could ever put to use" territory they already possess. They could stop, right now, just keep making standard Oreos, and make bank enough for the people running the company to maintain basically any lifestyle they wanted as long as it was physically possible. A lot of empires were the same way, with the kings or emperors in play being fully in a position where the lest of their life could be in insane luxury, but they wanted more. Because a cookie isn't good enough, so now we have watermelon Oreos and a massive pile of dead empires.

[@user-wu1bt2jk8k]

That right there sounds like a very cool teacher 😂

[@agustinfranco0]

"Because a cookie isn't good enough, so now we have watermelon Oreos and a massive pile of dead empires." damn thats deep AF

[@sipos0]

I love how the last paragraph makes it sound as if the watermelon Oreos caused the huge number of dead empires.

[@hawkeye7527]

​@@sipos0Right there with you. I want to quote this. No, I want to model all of my papers after this.

[@agathaking4255]

"Because a cookie isn't good enough, so now we have watermelon Oreos and a massive pile of dead empires" Unironically, a banger line

[@robertchaney2704]

Well it’s a year later, and Oreo flavored Oreos are officially a thing. Way to go guys

[@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778]

So...just an Oreo?

[@dorktriogamer2865]

​@@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778cookies and cream Oreo...

[@-CG]

Haha they're actually REALLY good.

[@austintheultimate]

How?

[@Valerkos93]

​@@-CGbecause it's tastes like Oreo?

[@gino14]

Shoutout to this CEO Morale is so high he can't order his people to _stop working._

[@pyre1738]

Fucking amazing comment.

[@junthemaledicted]

I like how he just says go home and live your own life, and get paid for living

[@Lauren.E.O]

He’s definitely a pro

[@1108bhendren]

“We work really hard.” “...don’t.”

[@alphacoffeesins9197]

I like this CEO

[@thebestcentaur]

"You are a babbling fool, and we have built a temple to madness." Iconic quote. Instantly.

[@Dominator_0211]

I can assure you I’ll be using this line in real life. Every time somebody says something crazy I will remember this video

[@nightofthehunt2236]

The phrase applies to every marketing executive to step foot in the office of an American corporation since 1977.

[@AshHeaven]

It sounds familiar, but from where...

[@mrburnout]

@@AshHeaven from Brennan being iconic

[@NoGoodIDNames]

"You have a poison in your mind, and the fact that you can't see it makes me so sad" is a close second.

[@ericsmith1508]

My favorite part (and it is so hard to pick just one) is the strawberry/ strawberry milkshake part. Every second of that section up to and absolutely, including the cut-off scream, keeps me rolling!! "You need to be able to explain to me the difference between strawberry milkshake and strawberry, or I'm going to burn the building down." 🤣😅🤣

[@despair_bears]

Every now and then Oreo stumble upon a real hit, like Oreo Thins, and for that alone I thank the hardworking Oreo scientists

[@evangonzalez2245]

Wish they'd bring back rice-krispy-treat oreos, those were fantastic!

[@robindbanks]

When Brennan says “hey gang” it makes me feel safe

[@raksomething6942]

He gives the cool uncle who goes crazy when people are stupid vibe

[@marmaladearmadillo]

And then you get to the end of Ep 2 of Fantasy High, and develop a Pavlovian shiver in response to "hey gang!" forever.

[@deadmancerwalking6088]

you existing is needed

[@donnagoldsmith7078]

I couldn't agree more! Brennan is by far my favourite cast member and so today is a doubly good day for me, a new CH video and Mr Mulligan himself!

[@Kay_213_]

I’ve seen enough of these CEO videos that “Hey gang” sets off my fight or flight instinct

[@leahbrook475]

"We work really hard" "Don't" Gets me every time

[@Qwerty0791]

420 likes. Nice.

[@burakalp34]

@@Qwerty0791 Cringe

[@melekhmarid2455]

@@Qwerty0791 ya… cringe AF

[@desbugfan8429]

5:39

[@Dmanbradley]

This is so on point I had to Google which of these flavors were real. I can't believe the Strawberry and Strawberry Milkshake thing wasn't made up. There's also a Strawberry Cream and Strawberry Shortcake Oreo for some reason. EDIT: And Google auto-completed "arbor day oreos", so I'm thinking I'm not the only one doing this 😂

[@AsmrAmurana]

"Alexander wept for there were no more worlds to conquer" KILLED ME. All Brennan's CEO vids are golden, but this is the one that broke me.

[@noxamillion4514]

His descent into madness grows quicker...

[@alexandergorskitibland2112]

He has already reached the bottom

[@butternuggets868]

Thanks for the head up! :)

[@CameronPerkins-um8sm]

He’s at bedrock, unfortunately he has a drill

[@Pondfish]

It's always fun to read comments before you know what you're getting yourself into

[@alexandergorskitibland2112]

@@Pondfish see you on the other side brother

[@IronLegionnaire1]

"you're going to need to explain the difference between strawberry milkshake oreo and strawberry oreo. Or I'm gonna burn the building down." I love how all the different CEO's have varying levels of insanity

[@j_misinterpreted_relephant7661]

Andrew went rolling u guys

[@j_misinterpreted_relephant7661]

stop dudesi don't care I just want ppl to come to nicer comment section I would love it if we could do that way more than ever before

[@JohnDoe-ks9ts]

@@j_misinterpreted_relephant7661 ?

[@zenagirhotra7298]

Michael Scott vibes

[@GentlemenGhidorah]

That is such a relatable mood, though....

[@laurenmalone8335]

No lie, if someone showed up to a funeral home with bereavement Oreos for me, I’d be pretty grateful. I tend to eat my feelings so you’re saving me a trip to the store

[@BelindaShort]

They stole the perfect cookie 100 years ago

[@RobinHood3000]

Getting some bereavement Oreos to mourn Hydrox

[@alexthedemon2203]

@@RobinHood3000 💀

[@gore14]

Hydrox sucked. They want you to think it was stolen but it was just made edible.

[@OccamsWoodChipper]

Don't want people to steal it, don't name it something that sounds like a laundry detergent. 🤷

[@declanmillar6356]

I love that the CEO cares enough to remember Craig in Accounting's birthday

[@willnelson9906]

i mean, what else does he have to do? he runs the OREO company

[@rainman6090]

And why the heck is Craig working 80 hours when the CEO keeps telling people to go home? Chill, Craig!

[@vincebelanger361]

This really broke the illusion for me, CEOs cant remember their own childrens' names

[@highjumpstudios2384]

He's the only guy in accounting

[@justinrobert2770]

Craig works in accounting at a money factory. He's got more coming in than he can deal with.

[@lordlucius1341]

“We worked really hard on this” “Don’t.” Meanwhile the Oreo marketing team is snorting lines of crushed Oreo dust making new nightmare Oreos.

[@eansba88-]

Nightmares have a flavor?

[@dndeadly6883]

Cocaine stuf

[@BlackCover95]

@@eansba88- They do now.

[@TheBlackwolf5011]

try our new eldritch horror Oreo. gaze upon the infinite and weep tears of blood upon the futility of resistance. and yes, they still have that same great taste you know and love now with as hint of wails of the damned. *warning: the Oreo company does not claim any responsibility for dispelling the thin blanket of sanity that protects humanity from itself, crippling disillusionment and cultist inclinations. we are also not responsible for, and strongly encourage seeing a doctor if you experience: any rapid fluctuating mental instability, auto cannibalism and blindings resulting from attempts to free yourself from forbidden sights using only your fingers in a vain attempt to unsee the truth.

[@pixiebabe7279]

@@TheBlackwolf5011 you my friend are a comedic GENIUS

[@derianardor]

The fact there is 20 full minutes of Brennan acting to a list on dropout makes this even better

[@tonyblake7569]

Kinda surprised they never did a build your own oreo kit. Small jar of the filling and a pack of the cookie parts, like a pack of Ritz crackers. This way you can use as much filling as you want.

[@neonal18]

Moreos

[@benjamingeiger]

I'm still waiting for "Oops All Stuf".

[@SteinarrBattlefist]

That's just diabetes with extra steps.

[@seraphwithatank6535]

Stop, you're giving them ideas

[@RBlue118]

They make mini snack packs like the crackers you dip in cheese product up here in New England! However I think those are off-brand officially

[@overjoyedleaf]

"Alot of people worked really hard" "Why?" Had me fucken dying.

[@red_coin_bandit]

Same dude, I was wheezing

[@charlessandison5740]

"We work really hard." "Don't." I think this is so much better

[@wickeddeetz999]

hello I had the honor of being your 1,000th like

[@Supremax67]

The worse part is that many of those Oreos he mentioned are actually real.

[@MMallon425]

"A lot of people have worked really hard." "Why?" My man has a point. OREOs sell themselves. The CEO and entire board could just be replaced with a sleeve of OREOs and the company would be fine.

[@omniphage9391]

thats why normal people dont like marketing lizards

[@ticklord]

@@omniphage9391 To be fair, I can't remember the last time I've seen advertisement or promotion for oreos. I just find out about new flavours AT the store because like was said, half the fucking aisle is just oreo bullshit.

[@godricktheminecrafted3113]

Innovation What’s the point of earning shitloads of money if you don’t use any of it for varying the source?

[@Barrlounge]

A sleeve of CEO-REOs, if you will? It was right there....

[@tsotnedvali8432]

@@godricktheminecrafted3113 innovation? There is no such thing as 'innovation' in hypercommodified environments like today's market(s). It's all about "boosting" the value and sustaining illusion of it... fabricating the utility and maintaining the hierarchy with deceptive premises.

[@gamepapa1211]

Brennan's perfectly cut scream at 2:53 is why you're here. You're welcome.

[@SirHugsalot13th]

It just hit me that he knew EXACTLY how to use the Bluetooth Oreo, no hesitation whatsoever! Not even a tentative raising to his ear between looking at it in confusion and twisting it open to use like an antique candlestick telephone. It's the little touches, man. 🤣

[@KH-hu9sv]

“You have a poison in your mind, and the fact that you can’t see it makes me SO sad.” HONESTLY THIS LINE IS RAW

[@stealthlock6634]

Me @ me from 7 years ago with an eating disorder

[@Nemo.404]

For me it's "you're a babbling fool and we have built s temple to madness"

[@metroidfan220]

There's absolutely no way you can convince me Brennan didn't suggest "Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."

[@EndTheEnding]

I actually believe it is improvised, you can catch a glimpse when he said “there is no where else to go” is the moment he came up with the quote

[@Gurtington]

Alexander wept, for there were no more oreos to create.

[@othello_red]

This and the “am I Cassandra” moment are my favourites

[@araw_buwan]

This reminds me of "Jesus wept for there were no more worlds to conquer!" quote from Community lol

[@alielmiedany3611]

@@araw_buwan SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE

[@standup109]

I love how genuinely happy he is to talk to Craig

[@aloe8078]

“You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness” is genuinely one of my favorite quotes ever. I have a master doc of quotes I love, and I always stumble across it and think “god, that goes so hard” and sometimes I forget where it’s from and have to look it up, and it always brings me back here, which kills me every time

[@palindont9238]

His acting is actually insanely impressive.

[@xxsheolxx]

You should check out his early skits he did for UCB comedy school.

[@lindqvistelias]

Don’t get why a hollywood casting studio hasnt picked him up. Please Seth Rogen!

[@MrBakersdozen2020]

Bro, how do we have the exact same breadtube list on youtube

[@tristangovier4877]

Right? I feel like after being the CEO for so long he's really gotten it down.

[@myeahonline]

And to think his reactions are improv! He runs his own show too which is about 60% improv with a full cast on the Dimension 20 channel.

[@agiar2000]

I'm just sorry they didn't mention "Cookies & Cream" flavor, an actual flavor. They actually made Oreo-flavored Oreos.

[@TamLeigh]

It didn’t make the cut but it’s was in the dropout one

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

They taste like repetition

[@gracehaven5459]

Oh God I have a brain freeze from reading that..

[@anthonycannet1305]

“...and cookies&cream Oreos-“ “what flavor? Ok explain to me, just for my own sake, what exactly is cookies&cream?” “So cookies&cream is a desert that is like a milkshake that tastes like oreo cream and then has some of the hard parts of Oreo crushed up and mixed into it” “So cookies&cream tastes just like Oreos.” “Yep” “And then you made an Oreo that tastes like cookies&cream?” “Yeah...” “So it’s an Oreo that tastes like Oreo?...”

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

@@anthonycannet1305 no we made an Oreo that tastes like cookies and cream.

[@BrianGeers]

I saw “The Most Oreo Oreo” on Colbert last night and had to watch this sketch again. “We have built a temple to madness” indeed.

[@Onikage55]

Do you see!? That there is NOWHERE else to GO!?

[@kerrytking]

“We work really hard…” “Don’t.”

[@stellasparrow]

The insanely raw lines in this is amazing. "..and Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer!" "You have poison in your mind, and the fact that you can't see it makes me so sad." "You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness." "It's too much Craig."

[@magicenchilladas2109]

Craig is one of the few people who make sense working hard, he's an accountant in a money factory

[@omega1575]

“Every cookie isle in America is Choked with a sinful gut of bullshit Oreos”

[@wingnightbackwards]

"we done did the good cookie!"

[@TravisFabel]

I am stealing this line for later use: "You have poison in your mind, and the fact that you can't see it makes me so sad"

[@ivarkrabol]

"So, the milkshake, it has more, like, a milkshake taste." "Milkshake's not a taste." "It's a consistency." "It has the consistency of a milkshake? This cookie?" "No, it has the consistency of an-" "Of an Oreo, right?" "... Yeah."

[@magicjelly4766]

“AHHHH-“

[@iamacatperson7226]

*Insert goat scream*

[@shaddysehly5040]

(screaming due to loss of sanity)

[@ididntknowtheyhadwifiinhell]

strawberry milkshake flavor is a different flavor than just strawberry, though. not oreo-wise but in general. a bright, fruity flavor versus a mild, milky flavor with bits of strawberry or a subdued strawberry note mixed in to it. difference between strawberry sorbet and strawberry ice cream

[@time2portalz]

Perfectly cut scream.

[@BigDaddyWes]

You are a babbling fool and we've built a temple to madness." Is my new favorite quote.

[@Plague19876]

"You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness" then continues listing oreos.

[@chrisk6795]

"We could just make Oreos." "We are just making Oreos." "Nooo, we're making crazy bullshit."

[@sora5493]

Thank you for this😂😂🤣

[@LasagnaTheArtist]

“You have a poison in your mind, and the fact that you can’t see it makes me so sad” fuckin’ SENT me

[@yoyoman195]

I saw this coment as he was saying it and it was perfect

[@thawhiteazn]

For me it was “you are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness”

[@Lucifersfursona]

Brennan is my anger translator

[@shivamjaiswal439]

Needs to be framed!

[@PlanetComputer]

jkl;

[@notanotherpyro]

I like how he actually stumbled on to the reason for all the varieties. The more Oreo varieties a store is expected to have, the less room there is for competitors in the cookie aisle. They functionally are advertising sure some people grab them but they also make it so oreos dominate the cookie aisle.

[@RavenclawNimbus]

This may be one of the most well written sketches of all. Time. Every part of this video is quotable. With the lines, and Brennan’s magnificent acting.. It just can’t get any better. If I named every memorable line in this I’d be reenacting the entire video! 😂

[@MOSOVI]

It’s so weird seeing Brennan playing a CEO that wasn’t viscerally losing his shits and is just moderately upset

[@MrMutou]

Lol no existential breakdown just very very annoyed😂 I am nervous

[@Yoyle-gp2xq]

yup

[@angelbarahona2013]

Well this was more of a mild annoyance rather than a possible massive tidepod intoxication

[@JamesTDG]

He finally learned that he has a monopoly

[@CallMeXRVEN]

It helps that none of these Oreo pitches can trigger a PR nightmare.

[@kisfekete]

'We work really hard...' 'Don't.' There's a whole economy class summed up in those lines.

[@arnox4554]

This is due to investors wanting higher and higher returns. They aren't content with making just some of the money in a stable manner. They want to make ALL of the money. Hence, these stupid Oreo flavors.

[@arnox4554]

@horn Where I'm at, we don't even get the new Oreo flavors most of the time, barring the seasonal ones. And it's not the fact that they're making new flavors so much as they're making way too many. Now, with all that said, there's WAY worse things other companies have done and are doing, so us teasing Oreo about this is mostly for fun, even if it is kinda true.

[@arnox4554]

@horn Do you have a source for their increased revenue and brand awareness?

[@arnox4554]

​@horn Yeah, that's the point CH is making. They make the best-selling cookie. It's working and been working for a long-ass time. lol As to marketers, sometimes, they're full of shit, and so are executives. How many terrible and/or unethical decisions have I seen made by those two groups...

[@arnox4554]

@horn I said their COOKIES have worked for a long-ass time. Not necessarily their marketing.

[@alexspain9103]

2:49 is amazing

[@selkieslipskin]

Had to know...they make Matcha Oreos! Without wood shavings, even. If you're in the U.S., you can buy a very small number of them for possibly too much money from a few different online snack vendors. (Much to my horror, and probably that of Brennan's CEO here, there have also been Swedish Fish Oreos.)

[@Kamenriderbuster2022]

Swedish fish are good

[@loly8844]

“It has the consistency of an Oreo?” “Yea-“ “AAAH-“

[@dicentra985]

best quote tho lol

[@Theyluvalex2007]

True

[@frightenedbyabsurd]

That shriek is everything

[@HandheldGamer1991]

Best part :)

[@tusharkantimalakar4848]

My fav screaming moment

[@theredheadedmenace1010]

“I have never been to a cookie aisle and not seen half the cookie aisle choked with a sinful glut of bullshit oreos” is such a powerful line and I will be using sinful glut in my vocabulary from now on

[@spencertuia1232]

I'm adding babbling fool to mine lmao

[@wizkaleeb662]

the way he said the word "choked" got me cracking up

[@alanarmstrong3186]

maybe thats why they have so many flavors. To block out the competitionion

[@chaosfire321]

And the other half is Chips Ahoy lol.

[@abigbutterstick1780]

I'm sorry but Grocery store*

[@sohomreja4725]

Me evey time a disney remake is announced: 5:35

[@timgalivan2846]

The one with the icing on he outside and a cookie piece in the middle sounds good, actually

[@applewitheveryone]

The packaging for those bereavement Oreos should say "We're sorry fOREO loss"

[@vaanguintu2969]

brooooooo SENT

[@johnlucas6683]

You're hired!

[@thiagodeandrade7081]

I am sure it would cheer people up.

[@TheGlobalProfessional]

Nice

[@kyledavis4890]

I still like calling them sorry-os instead

[@TJKP601]

I was waiting for him to talk about the cookies and cream flavored Oreos. It’s literally an Oreo flavored Oreo.

[@ewjo03]

He does in the extended version on dropout

[@xnflg3074]

Oreo Blizzard flavored Oreos! Oreo-ception!

[@DivaViews]

Those were delicious and I want them back!

[@JairusC]

So it's an oreo^2

[@t.c.thompson2359]

Seeing these In the store stopped me.

[@MidgarMerc]

The timing on "a lot of people worked really hard-" "Why?" Killed me

[@plzexplainthankyou]

i was today years old when i learned that almost ALL of the varietals mentioned in this video are real?? football, strawberry milkshake, filled cupcake, ANDROID OREOS..... brennan's pain was not an act 😂😭

[@xxdistortedxxxx]

This man is single handedly carrying CollegeHumor on his back.

[@wearingspacesuits]

Literally on drop out, he's in 3/4 shows that premier weekly right now: Dimension 20, Adventuring Party, and Adventuring Academy. I got the drop out subscription because of Dimension 20. What a time!

[@rachelrachel9152]

Well that is because everyone else had to get laid off when the parent company dropped them lol. When theres only 1 person on creative staff you kinda are by default the person thats helping keep the company going

[@jayhovah5621]

By far I think Trapp deserves that title

[@yikesbitch6223]

I'm pretty sure that's because he pretty much literally is. Like nearly everyone else got fired so at its core, Collegehumor is just Sam Reich and Brennan, which is too much ginger for my taste.

[@TailAbNormal]

Him and the google guy.

[@Ebizzill]

he came so refreshed, like he's been going to therapy and was at peace with himself... then oreo happened.

[@helliomagne9488]

nobody should like this comment, let's keep the 666

[@niamhythedegen]

Here to say I was the 1k

[@Ebizzill]

@@niamhythedegen wow, that's pretty cool, thanks for the like.

[@helliomagne9488]

@@niamhythedegen wow... that blew up really quick. congrats to Ebizzill then😊

[@YourNightmare-wq1kj]

This is one of my favorite videos on KZbin EVER!

[@firstpersonwinner7404]

My wife sent me a picture of "The Most Oreo" from a store and I had to rewatch this 😆

[@daffoplays6616]

"We work really hard." "... Don't." Perfection.

[@krystlvines]

if only the real ceo was like that

[@fyrelorde]

@@krystlvines if only every work environment was like that

[@mavericktet3708]

This is like the most kind and caring CEO he's seriously telling them to go spend time with their family

[@tortex1]

And rake in the money

[@Aurelio4491]

I love the implication that he makes personalized birthday videos for all of his employees.

[@TomboTime]

In a series about either understandably angry CEOS or crazy CEOS, it's refreshing to see one that's. . . Nice. And it's interesting that while this is basically the same premise every time Brennan successfully portrays a slightly different character every time

[@Soleilune1995]

Not very realistic.

[@lezbadeez3692]

Carl: STOP MAKING BULLSHIT AND GO HOME TO YOUR FAMILY! ENJOY YOUR LIFE! GO IN HERE FOR THE TWO SECONDS YOU NEED TO TO MAINTAIN SHIT AND WALK OUT WITH THE MONEY TO SUPPORT YOUR FAMILY!

[@yendub]

I so hope for more of these!

[@brettvoss4590]

I love these videos! brilliant idea, Flawlessly executed.

[@egg1645]

Brennan playing CEOs is the best thing to come out of college humor

[@SourFoo]

I think you mean the ONLY thing that comes out of CollegeHumor.

[@dominicedwards-wilds4333]

@@SourFoo 😂

[@pedroeubg]

I really like John Doe defender of the basic?

[@notatruck2640]

Brennan is the best thing to come out of college humor

[@mythghost]

Him and the teacher from the jeggings vids are hysterical.

[@wolvesrfun]

"It has the consistency of a milkshake? This cookie?" "No, it has the consistency of a..." "Of an Oreo, right?" "yeah..." *screm*

[@xdtimetoastergaming273]

Killed me.

[@woodfur00]

I had to pause and laugh at that until I was crying, there's not even a *_delay_*

[@PlanetComputer]

gj

[@wolvesrfun]

@@MrWicked187 I don’t do public service, my guy. Watch the video and laugh along.

[@Taurusus]

Oh you got one of the new CEO Screme Oreos? They any good?

[@zunalter]

Actually some deep wisdom in this skit. So many instances where something proceeds on inertia past the point where it's existence is pointless

[@corpskorp]

I just heard about orea stuffed oreos and had to come back and watch this!

[@aorozco_roz]

The CEO Series never dissapoints, Brennan is a Brilliant actor.

[@arctrooper_dice6013]

Honestly my favorite college humor

[@introxgrunt]

fr he’s so talented

[@medtec6747]

That little cut scream gets me every time

[@nicoleoliver607]

My favourite is the Juul CEO

[@Maryam7580]

I love all the CEO series

[@Michael-io3dd]

Carl actually seems like a decent guy. He genuinely cares about his employees and doesn't want them to work themselves to death.

[@mostdefinitely7536]

Too bad he’s a terrible CEO who doesn’t even know his own products 😂

[@MikuIsMine]

@@mostdefinitely7536 It's not really a sign of a terrible ceo that he doesn't know everything happening on the ground floor. If anything it shows how well he's done at getting his company self sufficient. You have managers that create and follow through on tasks, designers that make products, and a marketing team that can take those designs and sell them. If the ceo doesn't learn about a new profitable product until it's already making his company money, then it means he found the right people and his company is a success.

[@mostdefinitely7536]

@@MikuIsMine You know that’s an interesting take. Didn’t think of it like that!

[@MasterCrafterFish]

NEW! Vacation Oreo! It is time off work that still tastes like an Oreo!

[@agentwashingtub9167]

He specifically doesn’t want them to work

[@alexchamberlin8522]

cant stop coming back to these

[@shadowwatcher3957]

"No, we're making crazy bullshit." I love it!

[@The2KXperience]

"You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness." CEO series is the GOAT and so is Brennan. Amazing.

[@Archgeek0]

A delicious temple. If ever they combine the Thins with the peanut butter creme, I'm going to be in some trouble.

[@RuralTowner]

@@Archgeek0 Just like Pringles did with their chips?

[@wololos]

all this phrases needs to be said by google, twitter, facebook and youtube CEO's

[@NeoAnderson7777]

Every person working in the Oreo marketing department must be sweating right now.

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

...working? on what?

[@maxdabski9362]

@@ilovefunnyamv2nd Sweat Flavored Oreos, coming to a store near you.

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

@@maxdabski9362 STOP WORKING! PLEASE JUST CASH THE CHECKS AND GO HOME

[@senyummewek]

@@maxdabski9362 u works in Marketing Department of Oreo right? Go home, man.

[@zealisrealfan]

I mean they have a lot of rivals. Even though they own and decide how food is placed on their aisle maybe hydrox or something could put them out of business.

[@emily_232]

That scream that comes out of nowhere and blank expression is just so relatable in a way I cannot explain

[@extenduss]

"We work really hard." "Don't."

[@konohahurricane07]

For shits and giggles I looked up all of the varieties of Oreo in real life, and was blown away by the fact that like 90% of the varieties mentioned in this video are ACTUALLY REAL. Yes, that includes Football Oreo and Android Oreo... like wtf

[@tinkerer3399]

They didn't even get into the weird ones in this video. Like Lady Gaga Oreos, Hot Chicken Wing Oreos, Swedish Fish Oreos, or being able to order custom Oreos with pictures on them.

[@Revan498]

don't forget the game of thrones Oreos...

[@le-eggs]

What does "summer oreo" even taste like?

[@JumpingTuna]

@@le-eggs citrus?

[@jameshackney7854]

@@le-eggs Oreo? Like every other Oreo?

[@cddevelopment363]

Most of the CEO series is jokes and satire... but this one makes a solid point. WTF are they doing at oreo?

[@dynamicworlds1]

Justifying their paycheck See "bullshit jobs"

[@AvalonisHere]

@@dynamicworlds1 Bullshit Jobs is terrifying.

[@SaltyBob355]

They have to keep pushing the boundary or ppl will just buy Hydrox.

[@emilysmith2965]

I believe this all falls under “The Protestant Work Ethic Is Ruining America”

[@abbyalphonse499]

@@SaltyBob355 You really think that?

[@anubislee36]

This is brennan's best work. It's everyone's best work tbh

[@gabriellynch2764]

This is possibly my favorite piece of acting on the internet. There's something about watching Brennan just losing his mind that is WAY too entertaining! I've seen it in many forms. This is my favorite. I feel like this video is the purest most refined essence of Brennan.

[@toboe156]

“I need you to be able to tell me what’s wrong with this, without me explaining it verbally?” Oh boy is that something relatable.

[@Theyluvalex2007]

@canal piriri plu plu bot

[@yatokami2449]

"It has the consistency of a milkshake this cookie?" "No it has the consistency-" "-of an Oreo right?" "Yeah" **Inhale** AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@amanda_denney_creates]

*insert bird screaming meme*

[@fofspicyeyes]

Best line of the skit

[@babyrion9684]

2:54

[@williamschubert4819]

Perfectly cut scream

[@jamesalaindantes978]

this is the best part

[@thatguyzwife]

But seriously, the space dunk ones with pop-rocks in them that we recently had in Canada were AMAZING and I only got 1 box before they sold out! 😢😢😢

[@IonicPentameter]

Every time I think about this video, I have to rewatch it. It's never not funny. Brennan is SO good at this.

[@lobstahrmccoy3962]

"And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer" Art.

[@PlanetComputer]

jkl;

[@jamesreagan8175]

AND JESUS WEPT

[@listonrice5230]

@@jamesreagan8175 came to the comments to make sure someone gave Dean Pelton the shout-out:-)

[@mujtabaellari2597]

@@jamesreagan8175 STOP SAYING JESUS WEPT!

[@jcc6913]

Fun fact: he actually wept because there were more worlds to conquer

[@101Kamehameha]

"It has the consistency of a milkshake, this cookie?" "No, more like a..." "Like an oreo, right?" "Yeah." [SHRIEK] _My sides are in fucking orbit_

[@ryan.8783]

That got me lmao

[@Procrastian]

It caught me so off guard

[@mysticgyrl]

That's the point where I lost it

[@leaf16433]

His scream is just so guttural

[@sinan4495]

2:48

[@hoodiegal]

The perfectly cut scream after the strawberry oreos made me choke on my water

[@benjammin5328]

The inside out and letters oreos actually sound nice

[@DarkcIoud1111.]

I like how there are multiple ways to interpret why Craig is working 80 hours a week. 1) Much like the marketing team, he is putting his all into the job despite Oreos selling themselves. 2) Because they work at a money factory, the accounting department are the only ones working hard.

[@AguilarSquared]

Also might have been a stab at the Nabisco overworking employees controversy that lead to the Nabisco strike.

[@slytester1723]

Or number three how much marketing wastes

[@merlin_abda]

At the start he mentions Craig being in accounting. "This is Craig birthday video right? in accounting?"

[@TartarusHimself]

@@merlin_abda … hence the comment

[@merlin_abda]

@@TartarusHimself There's no option 1 or 2. He's just working hard cause accounting is the only that has a hard work. Like what do y'all expect acc to do

[@KuramaKyubi9]

Brennan is 90% of why I watch anything from Collegehumor at all.

[@LazerMarsupial]

Brennan has the best scream