A Pizza Cake - Assertive Acquisitions #90

[@shadowdrake082]

Kinda digging “season 3” of AA. We had the moon, the skywarp space chronicles, and now the planet rovering. Will season 4 be “the hunt for skywarp because the dread space pirate Blackshadow is ransoming it for the elusive splitsie skull?”

[@mPBuilder1897]

This is something I never knew I needed

[@axeell92]

Blackshadow will steal Skywarp, and paint it something horrible like purple 😂

[@fantasypvp]

flashbacks to survival unlikely.

[@haimmynz1903]

I would love it if when they get back to space the Skywarp has been sloten 😂😂😂😂

[@shadowdrake082]

@@haimmynz1903 For real! I half expect it be either stolen, or for some reason it is jacked up and all the thrusters and jump drives were stolen.

[@anumeon]

Capac:ism of the day Oh Yeah, i am trying to give you guys a wide berth. So that i don't crush one of you and get crushed by the other one

[@Splitsie]

Accurate :D

[@Crazy_Gamer1704]

I don’t know why, but I had a dream about this series… it was titled something like “Can Capac Lift?” And all I remember from this imaginary episode was Capac’s rover flying off atmos, trying to pick up some rover, getting about 100 meters into the air then just falling from the sky like a brick in a big fiery explosion. It had dialogue as well, but I forgot

[@Splitsie]

That sounds like some things that we'd do :P

[@UfoLBeerSeeker]

"Why are you defeating my dreams of another trailer" - You're an addict, you know ;P

[@nighthunter3039]

A trailer addict

[@dreamingmage7524]

i would pay money for unedited footage of tfe and capac talking about star wars with Splitsie yawning loudly and complaining about them talking

[@fantasypvp]

this gives me flashbacks to escape unlikely lmao, can't be long until capac builds a second floor on his rover and sends it into space 🤣

[@gruzzob]

And sends it _back_ in to space. It was a "landed" space ship after all.

[@zzzires5045]

Engage 90 degree gyro and open thrusters. Capac style escape angle is only 90°

[@bennigek7196]

​@@gruzzob the bitterpill was a ground medical station if I recall correctly

[@Nico-jc8fw]

@@bennigek7196 It was! I think @gruzzob meant the Kogia was landed from space. Then “landed” a bit harder by Splitsie with a piston.

[@gruzzob]

I was in fact meaning the Kogia landed from space. And yes, the Bitter Pill was as medical facility of some description. Stolen from the dastardly... whatever the faction in Escape From Mars was called.

[@gruzzob]

Trust the madman who lifted up a building and put it on wheels to pick up another building and sell it. What's next, an asteroid?

[@thedatatreader]

37:19 Meanwhile Capac attempts communication through the universal language of dance..

[@hagangray8006]

"I'm now Capac, hello" -TFE edit: also "heh poor people" had me laughing so badly lol

[@CassGenadius]

Just wanted to say. Been going through a lot of tough things lately. And your uploads, with all their shenanigans and humor, really make my days much more bearable, thank you!

[@MrWarriorProphet]

I wouldn't be surprised if those guys were getting those thrusters off the Skywarp! 😜

[@Eisen_Jaeger]

🤣

[@anferrr]

Big rovers climbing rough terrain, brings back memories :)

[@rakdosrok5816]

And memories of a really big crash.. yaaay! XD

[@Nico-jc8fw]

I'm still hoping to see once more the glory that was the large cargoball, a.k.a. the center of funk (and mass)

[@octavius32a64]

At least the right side is well protected, he said showing the exposed h2 tank ;)

[@Eisen_Jaeger]

and this is the comment I was waiting for :D

[@gruzzob]

It's okay, hydrogen tanks aren't explosi- wait a minute

[@Splitsie]

It's ok, the tank is only partly filled at this stage, 1/2 a large tank of H2 doesn't explode that much surely :P

[@professortrog7742]

Well that was a rather smooth transition from pistons and digging to a rocket booster on capacs car, wasn’t it 😅

[@Splitsie]

There was about an hour and 15 minutes of us messing around and not making progress that I culled to less than 15 minutes so there were a few bits that were hard to smoothly edit together, but believe me, it was better than experiencing it all in real time 😂

[@knutzzl]

TKC... Capac 224. TFE 7. Splitsie 439. 670 subtot 1210. All thank @Kanajashi for finding out Josh is made of Titanium. PRAISE JOSH!!!

[@chabiflo45]

The lesson to be learned from this episode: the only off-road vehicle is a flying machine... 🤣🤣🤣

[@jasonfabrick9308]

I had a thought a while back about Star Wars (A New Hope) wherein the "Restored" Han and Jabba scene Jabba should have been a hologram. Then Han would not have needed to step on his tail to walk around him.

[@kelemvour]

The RBLF enjoys watching the Splitsie & Crew flounder around. Just as long as they don’t sell anything with a Red Battery… 😂😂😂😂😂

[@EGOKitten7770]

Oh I've taken out one of those parallax bunkers before. It only had 8 interior turrets but, four are behind armor on the corners. There wasn't much left after all the shelling I did on it. Though from your view it appears to have been given more turrets since. Splitsie that tree flung you so high into the air with a rover that heavy, and you landed it. 👏👏👏

[@corpnut2906]

love this series you guys got me into playing SE so many options every time i play

[@ezrahclay-hg1pq]

I love the aa guns on the small rover of those guys

[@holden4ever]

I really want to hear the full Star Wars discussion.

[@Splitsie]

Trust me, you really don't. But I'm sure you could trigger Capac to do the same rant by telling him that Disney is great and hasn't ruined so many things that he loved :P

[@poachermd8238]

Great series, all caught up now.

[@BlueEclipse2305]

It's the Most Wonderful Time, Of the Weeek!

[@LightwolfsAdventures]

"Its to hard pushing him up the Hill"..... -Me: "Hold my beer",.... seconds later,.... WE need a WELDERr!!!!!!

[@jacoblansman8147]

The Van Go is mounting the Kogia...

[@colinsutherland8446]

Wow. So much noise for one grinder....that was clangs brother...KLANG!

[@StickJock819]

For someone who loves trailers so much, I'm surprised you game from a shed.

[@kalandarkclaw8892]

you can spot a TFE build from a miles away Just look for the block on wheels or with thrusters

[@Grz349]

24:40 I think that’s the moment Splitze missed the ladder. 😂

[@zysis]

You guys need a villain to capture Capac and have your engineering prowess save him from said villain. I'd happily be that villain lol I even have the coolest villain name already worked out, but this is not the place to mention such things

[@Toshiro--]

Just finished this weeks assertive adventures. My 12 year old eagerly awaits the next. Always entertaining. 👋

[@BloodyMobile]

"Temporary solutions are the best solutions." - Permanent temporary solutions. Sounds like another Splitsie series tbh... was that already one? It feels familiar... 24:39 oh hey, a ladder, I wonder where this leads xD

[@kiwischolz9811]

49:48 this show is now R-rated. The rovers started mating 😬

[@Splitsie]

Nah, just a nature documentary :D

[@ververat]

Time for Agglomerover?

[@marcusw86]

I loved Capac And T.F.E Hurd out on starwrs..

[@DecPlays_]

Van (don't) Gogh no more!

[@Eisen_Jaeger]

Tom Petty.. don't Van Gogh around here no more... 🎶

[@Nico-jc8fw]

Awww, for a moment I was hoping we'd finally see Capac and Splitsie get hitched. They already argue like an old couple anyway =^.^=

[@karifaevt]

that's a llotta newtons

[@markcunningham2243]

If TFE is Capac and Capac is TFE then who the hell is this Splitsie fella ?

[@Eisen_Jaeger]

pizza cake is just lasagna :P

[@mr_6952]

The building at the end looks like Albert Einstein 😂

[@adrewadrew5860]

Buy some medkits and power kits if you want fight on foot. That way you dont have to go back to rover for resupply. Clang cola also can do trick. That H2 tank even having 10% can do quite the dmg, "free" missile hit for enemy isnt nice. Be aware that enemy turrets gona shoot your wheels first when showing broadside so maybe turn left extention in to damage control area with decoy so this gonna be shoot first. I never fought in that big rover. My bigest tank was bearly half size of the cogia but this should work.

[@ChillAAAGaming]

That base looks like Murderface...

[@wf13MT-x4i]

24:39 found the ladder.🤦‍♂

[@bordelorganise]

You may want to try "better spotlights" mod to drive your rovers at night. I found it really useful.

[@Splitsie]

I use my long range searchlights mod, which also includes a range increase for spotlights :)

[@axeell92]

You know what this game needs? Ropes! With a winch block as well so many applications Also could make Snow Runners mod that’s actually worth doing haha

[@Splitsie]

Yeah a winch would be pretty cool and give us a reason for the adamantium trees :D

[@Eisen_Jaeger]

I would almost kill for a SnowRunner winch type mod.. 'almost'

[@spacenewsoficial]

Hi Splitsie, can you make a tutorial about Trash Removal?

[@Alexquints]

Gett8ng some wrong way down vibes at the beginning,

[@Splitsie]

I think we all were too, something about that many wheels and a hill :D

[@JAY-fq7sb]

OH, My ocd just got triggered. Splitse built interior lights on the outside of his base rover and the first ones were horizontal. Then he placed two more vertical. NO, NO, NO! They must!!!! I mean MUST be all the SAME DIRECTION!!!!🥺🤦‍♂🤷‍♂ Why Splitse....WHY? I will have to close my eyes when this shows up. Because it will be the only thing I SEE. 😑🤦‍♂

[@Eisen_Jaeger]

rest of the building/rover isn't symmetrical so why should the lights be..

[@JAY-fq7sb]

@@Eisen_Jaeger No matter what the lights have to be the same direction. It just how it needs to be. 😂👍

[@Splitsie]

Don't worry, just like the rover, the lights are just 'temporary' :D

[@Anubis_RPGaming]

New to the channel new to the game love it

[@jkirkwood2018]

Welcome to your next addiction :)

[@Splitsie]

Glad you're enjoying it :)

[@rakdosrok5816]

Is it just me or do anyone of you also really enjoy it when splitsie panics and just repeats "bad wrong" over and over again?

[@mandyspence1599]

Yes, its one of his best phrases... Along with nonononono!

[@Chronostra]

0:54 Wise words there TFE 19:38 Why did TFE go 80m/s+ with park brake on?

[@Eisen_Jaeger]

that was probably indicating his mag plates holding the thruster

[@zekehunter2473]

Man I love the red dust coming up on the salt flats. What planet is this? Modded or what?

[@gruzzob]

The planet is Crait, by CaptainArthur. And yes, modded.

[@kentheknight]

I LOVE YOU!!!!

[@Jacko4634]

Splitse can we please see the van go fly into space and park next to the sky warp

[@npenick66]

All that driving and not one surprise boulder? Starting to think you boys aren't even trying.

[@Splitsie]

I'm not sure this planet even has them :P

[@OMG.HopsGnue]

Watched and Liked 👍

[@SolearGnG]

Is there a modlist I can take a look at? I'm mostly interested in the mod that lets you sell your grids. Thanks.

[@Eisen_Jaeger]

Trade Operators Coalition I think

[@SolearGnG]

@@Eisen_Jaeger Cool thank you.

[@_ratfink]

Lunchtime 🎉

[@Ascylian]

Did capac upload the pull o conflict to the workshop before it got destroyed?

[@davidmcclenaghan2461]

Tree Killer :P

[@johnjaeger2968]

Commenting for algorithm. Tomorrow is coming

[@jonathanbair523]

I hope his contact was not the convoy you guys attacked and left all them mines on the side of that salt flat..... The convoy where you got that thruster on TFE's rover...

[@Splitsie]

Fingers crossed

[@yuriynovytskyy7984]

I don't understand, is this some kind of a public server or were these just actors?

[@awolgamming7793]

mmmm 5 am splitsie

[@timothy2055]

It be nice if the people who made suit stuff made a suit cloaking so get up close but cant fire or it truns off 😆

[@Rikard_Nilsson]

TFE is right. Nothing beats that awful muppet song and dance number they tacked onto Return of the Jedi. Makes me glad I have the original tv version on VHS...granted I can't remember if I still have my VCR or if I threw it out since I never use it...

[@Splitsie]

lol Sounds about right for VHS :D

[@mandyspence1599]

There were some many 'run that back and watch again' moments in this episode, it was that epic!

[@Splitsie]

Glad you enjoyed it that much :)

[@8dotA]

Hey splitsie that ship selling thing is a mod or inbuilt one if it's a mod can tell me it's name Thank you

[@Splitsie]

The mod is called trade operator's coalition 🙂

[@8dotA]

@@Splitsie thank you so much

[@LugborG]

I’ll admit, I would have been involved in that Star Wars conversation just as long as they were. Mostly to grumble about Disney butchering the franchise.

[@Splitsie]

I've heard Capac moan about Disney ruining it so many times now that I didn't want to listen to it again :D

[@Splitsie]

Not saying he's wrong mind you, I agree with him, but still :P

[@LugborG]

@@Splitsie I think, for me at least, it was the fact that I grew up with the Expanded Universe. I had a bookshelf (taller than me, even) full of the books, and when Disney bought the franchise and decided to do their own thing, they pretty much invalidated everything on those shelves in one go. That move alone soured me on their stuff, and the movies didn’t exactly help.

[@johnjaeger2968]

​@LugborG same, bro. I've got most of the old EU books. And then some Disney Defender will be like, "but why do you care? Some of the EU was bad!" Yeah, some of the books were lemons, but most were pretty good and I was enjoying reading the legacy of the jedi. Granted, I think Karen Traviss hyperfocused too much on Mandalorians and made them be too OP while also sounding like a liberal arts students dream utopia, but with guns.

[@Unmannedperson]

I feel like Assertive Acquisitions has started morphing into Wrong Way Up, in all the best ways. Speaking of, when is the next season of such Grand Tour-esque-apades?

[@Splitsie]

I'm working on the concepts for what will hopefully be the next thing like that, it'll likely be in the Southern Hemisphere summer as that's when the time differences are best :)

[@Unmannedperson]

@@Splitsie Looking forward to it!

[@paul_8472]

"Splitie is asserting dominance" brings a whole new level context to this Assertive Acquisitions series. 😮🤨🫣

[@HeilTec]

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