A Portal turret goes skydiving!

[@tmapaman7080]

*man hikes in the desert* *"target acquired"*

[@bolt163]

1,000 years from now someone will find that turret and think it's an ancient artifact of a lost civilization and I thank you for that

[@supermariogamer8936]

but it's a balloon... It would probably pop and get absorbed for nutrients..

[@thearchives122]

@@supermariogamer8936 no, it will pop and then pollute! :(

[@transcommiegrindfreak]

BBQ Snapdragon :(

[@The_Rayman_Derivative]

It will last a lot longer, tho.

[@Gunslingerwashere]

Cave Johnson here. For science, we've taken our most popular military-grade product, the Turret on an experiment. The boys in the lab took a turret skydiving, for science. What happened? Your guess is as good as ours, because it's now lost in the Arizona Desert. Don't go looking for it. Cave Johnson, we're done here.

[@scientistdoggo]

Imagine being stuck in the Desert, Then all of the sudden, You just hear *"Target Acquired."*

[@spacecore8250]

I watched this video, and four days later, Wheatley spotted an inflatable turret in low earth orbit nearby us.

[@Chaos1226DBD]

Space Core HA

[@mercilessonionoverlord8312]

hey space core, in 15 years we can live in space :3

[@Myrnafunes]

I wish they can do with GLaDOS and tape me to her face

[@midwesternpolymath]

*looks through google maps to find turret*

[@tmapaman7080]

man hikes in the desert "target acquired"

[@kurbusmax]

TheNorskViking lok

[@Kiliuaoficial]

Me too,i lee the portal turrets

[@GrayscaleReal]

did you find it?

[@TheWumbler]

R.I.P turret

[@thefurious77]

R.I.P 😢

[@piotrmazek540]

YOU MONSTER! I wonder what a person who found it thought about it :P

[@007turtle1239]

Piotrek Mazek Nice shitty, outdated meme of a profile picture.

[@eeribergstrom7411]

That Turtle's A Spy! nice shitty, "oudatted" failure of an insult to a 7 months old comment

[@ceo_of_bruh]

It's for science!

[@Creeperboy099]

Braden Johnson I see you are related to Cave Johnson?

[@sumox1727]

“I’m flying!” “Im afraid of heights”

[@SparkyCas]

to this day, that lonely turret is still wandering around the Arizona deserts

[@valoch3187]

You missed the best line: "I'm afraid of heights!"

[@laurarao66]

no someone's walking in the desert and sees it and the turn to start shooting

[@rungcox4823]

XD

[@chaliceofsouls3371]

this is what scientists do when there not working

[@ethanotoroculus1060]

They're***

[@logus4590]

lol

[@Jordan-jn1vj]

You know this was probably part of testing XD

[@bobatesomemayo]

@@Jordan-jn1vj "Cave Johnson here. Now, if your on this Aperture Science Flying Device, your part of the turret experiment. We're throwing turrets out of a plane, while you hold the turret. Why? For science! Well, and also to test how durable you, and the turret is. Mostly the turret. The turrets are fully loaded, but don't worry. You have bulletproof vests, made out of spare Weighted Companion Cubes."

[@lustantinoanimations5699]

The turret says,"I'M FLYING!"

[@LpsAllison]

1/10 turrent danger... no parachute attached to turrent.

[@dianewolfe3686]

Axvrilia *turret

[@freastt]

Pryxtel its spelt turret

[@emirslijepcevic5834]

I mean,when it fell it became a turrent.

[@midwesternpolymath]

next do wheatley in space

[@user-wf1gb8cy3g]

SpeedOfHarmony yes!

[@andrewtroescher1326]

I'm literally feeling emotional for the turret right now. Rest in piece, Cute Turret Plushie! You will always be remembered! (Except for the guy who let go of you because he's a jerk)

[@coreynilsson422]

Rip turret

[@ediz911]

Gotta go there and look for it

[@Haughington]

I started singing in my head when they were playing "Still Alive" at the end.

[@cda2369]

Maybe in a couple hundred years, the future humans will find the turret, and they will think that we worshiped it. Idk, just a thought.

[@natnetsam]

Well that explains the random object fell on tent -__-

[@ChaosContrl]

Please put me down (ok! *leave turret in desert*)

[@cooliofoolio]

So that's why I found a turret on google maps

[@007turtle1239]

UNKNOWNGAM3r Fuck off, you didn't, and this is a shitty joke.

[@hellishthehellrellish5672]

That Turtle's A Spy! god thats a lot salt

[@WeskerUmbrella4]

The smartest thing one has EVER done in his life... go skydiving with turrets. BRILLIANT!

[@NoOb-tr3vr]

Legend says,that turret is still flying random in the desert even today

[@MikeLehan]

I like the idea of someone just coming across that whilst out hiking in the desert. I'm not sure it would be better if they knew Portal or not.

[@Sssaaatttuuurrrnnn]

That is the other jumper that was with him. You can see blue on the sides and white in the middle of the chute.

[@rustynail2112]

I absolutely love the music

[@TheBlueArmadillo]

The long-fall boots really would have come in handy here.

[@Sdather]

I'm pretty sure Space Core will love this! :D

[@danny_cookie]

"I'm flying!"

[@stridertechz]

after Aperture faded into obscurity, many turrets had acquired different careers after leaving Aperture. this is one of those stories.

[@gferrol118]

I don't know which I'm more impressed by. Someone actually doing through with this, or they managed to hold onto it for so long

[@MistaSkilla692]

imagine portal 3 takes place in the arizona desert, then some new character finds it, picks it up gets captured, and at the end of the game they are re-united

[@lwhittin]

just realize, the turrets doing science cause its still alive

[@TheBloodSpout]

I need this party mix of "Still Alive"

[@Blustride]

since it is inflated to a pressure good for 7k feet, then wouldn't it pop when it reached a greater pressure?

[@GreenTeaGoku]

*invent planes* *invents turrets* almeister112: Why not use both!?

[@C4DNerd]

Heck, I'll do it. I'm already in Arizona so I don't have too far to travel

[@LukeGoodspeed]

I'm going to go find it.. you said Arizona right?

[@SakoresDark]

It's people like you that make me continually hope to just find something like this on the ground one day, like if you were to drop it or something :P

[@-the3ddoggo-866]

Nobody: My recommendations at 3AM:

[@Shamxdatubewatcher]

pick up a copy of et for me, while your there...

[@Daltien98]

You are brilliant, my good sir. You hear me Valve? USE THIS IDEA!!!

[@Foxyfnaf-lh6gg]

How do you think they got it up there without getting hurt?

[@RussWhitchurch]

I kinda want to go out to the middle of the Arizona desert to find this little guy.

[@Echoparticle]

3 days later, Farmer Brown is going to get a painful surprise.

[@AdrianSheepherd]

I think this guy got totally baked on 4/20 and was like "DUDE LET'S GO SKYDIVING WITH ONE OF THOSE INFLATABLE PORTAL TURRETS"

[@crashernsteak]

Now let the Turret hunt begin

[@claytonrichard2192]

I wonder if that turret landed on its legs

[@JallaJay666]

Gabe: Scrap Half-Life 3 and make a skydiving simulator involving turrets. Valve Team: Yes Lord Master Gabe Newell Sir.

[@nuD0P]

YOU BROKE THE RULES!!!

[@Youtubewouldntallow17asaname]

Someone needs to go on a rescue mission to save that turret

[@drwolfgangchannel]

0:33 What GLaDOS sees when Chell steps on an Aerial Faith Plate while holding a turret.

[@Moderateinsanity]

would probably be someone who has never heard of portal and assumes it to be part of an alien crash site.

[@Creeperboy099]

Now to do this with the Space core XD

[@WuxianTec]

In a cornfield? Near a tin hut? I would be seriously scared

[@CommCenter101]

Thanks Kotaku!

[@boynedmaster]

How do you think the person who finds the turret will react?

[@Spidervis]

If you find it, please contact to Aperture Science in somewhere in internet

[@gabegarza9209]

The turret even said “put me down”

[@P0nyB3h0ldr]

This makes me sad :*(

[@yalamix]

Nice landing

[@Trollsnews]

this seems to be a needlessly complicated way how to destroy a turret

[@Blitzthesquirrle]

whats the name of that still alive remix @the end?

[@adam0912s]

Shoul've brought the companion cube too!

[@achiladrien2295]

Aaah, the things poeple do for science.

[@RedCoyote]

Roadtrip!

[@Nukr666]

You should take the space core the other way.

[@C43032]

Great plush toy!

[@Cloud_Strife1997]

Dubstep House it's actually a fucking balloon

[@chuganoz]

I'm going looking for it right now. Wish me luck!

[@MikeLehan]

Logic: something exists -> take it out of a plane.

[@Thewandmirror]

Haha imagine someone who played portal finding that turret lying around in the desert.

[@RichmanMoneyEye]

When life gives you lemons, DON'T MAKE LEMONADE. Take the lemons back and take turrets to the next level...skydiving

[@foxylyons183]

poor rturret

[@kyuubihiei18]

guy walks up. Turret: Helloooo? Are you still there? Wheatly: oh, uh, don't make eye contact just keep walking

[@dungeonmaster16]

if somehow inside the turret contains thousands of bucks or soemthign valueble im heading off to the sesert right now to get it.

[@lutrix1851]

science is fun bruh

[@Dukeboy187]

This was a triumph.

[@shortmage]

This is a triumph.

[@megawatt62]

So spend hundred's (or thousand's) of dollar's to get a plush worth what $15-$25?

[@HDmoneyblox10]

Then it's time for portal 4!!!

[@pos1504]

He is gone

[@zodiach]

did you go find it?! poor guy...out in the desert...all alone...asking "are you still there?" im sure if you found him hed tell you he doesnt hate you...

[@saurus91]

Next time, space core in space !

[@naumsei6692]

Battlefield : Future War Tatics

[@ymtop]

I'd love to see the look on some person from Arizona's face if they find it out there

[@discontinued7346]

You should try looking for it.

[@ninjaspion]

When they landed they found a small wooden house... The entrance to Aperture Science.

[@dragonridley]

Cave Johnson here. For this next test we're going to throw a turret out of plane. I gotta be honest, we're just throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks. No idea what this will do.

[@eyelessjack2568]

Space core: ARE WE IN SPACE BLOODY STOP

[@B3ARlol]

Poor turrent

[@fnafcrafters4726]

*starts car engine* *types in turret on google maps* *loads m90* WERE GOING ON A RESCUSE MISSION

[@zibbitybibbitybop]

You know, because jumping out of planes with things = lulz. Doing it for the lulz is the best reason to do anything random.

[@jokesonyou2007]

WE HAVE TO GO FIND IT!!

[@lucastep310]

Can't wait till someone finds him/her

[@lucastep310]

Please reply if u did I want to look for it

[@UltraPrimus]

The Logic si that he Can say that He Took a portal Turret Skydiving

[@thelostzelda]

Free inflatable Turret, just have to find it in the desert.