A Prolegomena to The Lighthouse, Twilight and Telekinetic Histeria | GDELB

Today on GDELB, MooPer has detailed the entire phase config. When opening any console in the digital world, physical precautions must be taken, today is the third installation.
But first, a brief foray into the world of telephone repair and it's significant effects on the world economy through the years of 1999-1999 (September). Please apply your seat belt for there are no stops on this journey into gaming history.

[@Indigo_Gaming]

The fact that some of the most pretentious lines in here were real quotes makes this all the more hilarious!

[@Lunartic_]

Gape me, Indigo!

[@ODST_Parker]

That's their secret... they were insane from the start.

[@smugross3019]

You're just jealous you are not as much of an intellecutal as the people he covers. Also where is part 3 and come on efap.

[@Silenthero66]

My favorite one is "The story is told from the very epicenter of the plot event it revolves around"

[@raaaaaaaaaam496]

You didn’t give fnv S tier sorry I can’t forgive you.

[@vadandrumist1670]

At this rate there's going to be more GDELB than actual videos.

[@stephenrego6065]

I forgot he even made actual videos.

[@jabradle98]

@@stephenrego6065 he released one two days ago

[@nadrewod999]

He just released one on the Snyder cut a few days ago, so at least for this year, the number of videos is equal to or greater than the number of GDELBs. I don't know if the average ratio has changed, but GDELBs are unlikely to ever eclipse the number of videos on this channel, particularly if you include his pre-TLJ video playlists.

[@stephenrego6065]

@@nadrewod999 jesus christ its called a joke dude

[@stephenrego6065]

@@jabradle98 yea that was the first one in like a million years. Also im obviously making this thing called a joke perhaps you have heard of it?

[@SuperZergMan]

It's amazing how every sentence flows correctly, yet communicates absolutely nothing.

[@axiss5840]

Just like a REAL breadtuber!

[@splitsidez9778]

You got to love the effort Mauler puts to sound lobotomized throughout the whole video

[@StabbyTheSkaven]

i would probably have a mental breakdown after needing to speak like that for this long. respect for that man.

[@alexliu7432]

Nope. He's just actually lobotomized. Only people with half a brain would make videos this bad.

[@lostinsauce4515]

@@alexliu7432 hahahahahaha

[@justacatwithasadface2692]

@@alexliu7432 honestly I can't tell if you're in with the meme or not

[@horseradishpower9947]

@@alexliu7432 He put the video up on the first of April... guess the joke is on you...

[@unpopularopinions7407]

“Art is about making you FEEL. So stop being angry.” 😂

[@metalliclark86]

Well, make no mistake, the first part is true. Art is primarily an emotional endeavor, thing is there are semantic (meaningful) and non-semantic forms of art. Music is pure emotion, while literature is both semantics and emotion, on the other hand paintings have a encoded meaning that comes from outside.

[@KingTai64]

Anger is against the law. Now shut up and let people feel things

[@yinnyonline]

@@metalliclark86 no lol... music is not "pure emotion" on any scale ever, and what is this absurd implication that you cant have an enjoyable experience from a painting entirely on its own? you really just pulled out an armchair and said a whole bunch of nonsense

[@metalliclark86]

@@yinnyonline why so touchy right off the bat? But anyway, ask any professional musician, and I'm not talking about the grindcore garage band down the street. Music is based purely on their ability to move the audience. It does not have any message. Vivaldi (?) Wrote the four seasons with the sole purpose of communication THE EMOTION of, let's say, spring. It really does sound like birds chirping early in the morning on a SPRING day, isn't it? But there's no story, no message, just emotion. Literature is self explanatory. But regarding painting, the meaning is not given, it is mostly taken, it is encoded. Painting, we're talking classic stuff, is symbolic. Virgin Mary for example, is painted using blue attires which makes no sense given that she was poor and blue tint was so expensive it was reserved for royalty, implying a certain status by doing so. Now take that into consideration and it does make sense. Painting isn't just taking a picture with your eyes and using colors on a canvas, it's symbolism. That's why I said emotion is the only common denominator between all art forms. Some are semantic, some aren't. Mauler is a master of the craft of screenwriting mostly (semiotics, semantics, linguistics, etc). Mastering the craft is the BARE MINIMUM for a professional, so I understand why he's so pissed off at times. mastering the craft varies from one artform to another because it means mastering different skills, however, semantics is not the gold standard for all art forms, the ability to move the audience is. Im willing to hear dissenting opinions. You might know something that I don't and Id appreciate it.

[@music79075]

That made me laugh really hard

[@MrJiggles]

‘They did it alright the way they did it’, -Bilbonculous Baggaroni..

[@migarsormrapophis2755]

"Joystick insufficient unctuous immediacy timing pencilling dedication related sauciest sunscreens with epic right beliefs!"., --Santamimus Tryrexicanus

[@anter6903]

“In the name of Robert of the house Baratheon, first of his name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the realm, I Eddard of house Stark, Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North, i do sentence you to die" - Lord Tonald of house Loke, Founder of Gaming

[@MrJiggles]

I love this community. Easily has the best memes..

[@Edax_Royeaux]

I feel like CinematicVenom's Lord of the Rings review wrote several minutes of GDELB for MooPer.

[@MandaloreTheReclaimer]

Another of my favorites is, "If they did it differently it would be different".

[@shupakiko]

6:54 "Trust the aggregate sites" - Show cuties 87% / 15% That's savage and i love it

[@EvanMonroe]

I think we can all agree that the sound design was indeed good.

[@pontiusporcius8430]

Incidentally i love good sound design.

[@SkaterBlades]

I'm one of the few trillions people who love to hear

[@travisadams6279]

@@SkaterBlades That's good to hear.

[@SumThingFawful]

I love following EFAP and being able to trace back every phrase and meme for every April fools

[@valentinegonsalves7322]

"That's ironic." -BillBoned Boondockins

[@MicahDarkFantasy]

The only series on April fools that I’ll never get tired of!

[@valentinegonsalves7322]

Ironic.😂😂

[@999999SkyGuy]

There is another April fool series with this kind of succession?

[@amanibob1416]

"For nough reason, arrrg'ably..." Captain Potter Baggings the Wuseau

[@ramza813]

ok ty i was wondering what the fuck am I watching

[@splitsidez9778]

You got to appreciate the effort Mauler puts to sound lobotomized throughout the whole video

[@mattward4916]

4:08 “she eats different stuff” cuts to Abby eating lead lmao

[@klafsen]

"This is my favorite part :|"

[@Lundarian1]

Ironic

[@animalx28]

It’s like a video essay script was run through 7 different languages and then back to English. Brilliant.

[@ModifyBankai]

"Shad of University" is my favorite line ever.

[@alexanderbaldwin1298]

The sheer number of crappy video essays this could be parodying at any one time is probably the funniest part of this video. Excellent work, Longman.

[@GuardsmanGary_Ch]

half the lines are quotes from actual video essays and the other half of the lines are practically paraphrases

[@tinyman1144]

The sheer number of crappy video essays on youtube is the funniest part of this video

[@mickeyj5922]

"Art asks questions." "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!?!" "It doesn't give the answer." I'm dead I can't.

[@evertbunschoten2930]

So this is what Mauler sounds like when he has a stroke while being drunk

[@zscout1288]

It sounds like he let auto correct make the script 🤣

[@Mj0Skyver]

With Mark Brown as an assisting A.I.

[@cellperfecto421]

"I hath surpassed my rival Albert Einstein in number of insightful quotes." - Bilbabong Baginas

[@EnsignRedshirtRicky]

Alberticus Eininman?

[@bass-dc9175]

"Why are you interviewing me while I am eating?" - Bagel Butterspreader

[@eththebeast2059]

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" - That one guy that found the chosen one.

[@frankmerker630]

Glad he ran a blood test just to be sure

[@fuckgoogle2554]

@@frankmerker630 Meh, it was probably a crappy Theranos-made one.

[@fratertzadkiel2863]

If by "found" you mean that he met him through pure plot contrivance, then yes. That being said, I clapped when I saw C-3PO, which was an even more egregious one.

[@SvendleBerries]

Who? Oh, the gin man!

[@bass-dc9175]

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" - Bilbartus Beneri

[@Rap-vj9io]

"Yes Palpatine died in the throne room, he died. But he didn't" ahahaha love it xD

[@Cc-on5pp]

"I could go through all the things to prove my point, but that would take too long." Sad thing is that phrase comes up so often I can't be sure who thats a quote from.

[@schioppi7260]

The last one was in the video defending bvs, but its used a lot

[@tekozlofiu]

Confession bear post: When I first encountered with a Mauler video I was impressed. So naturally I checked out his channel and came across a GDELB video. Knowing nothing about it I played it as a podcast while working. He sounded so convincing it took me like 15 minutes before I first pause, rewind, listen it again - now actually paying attention - to realize it's a joke.

[@gueton5200]

What do you mean joke? Mooper is A highly intelligent woman, you are racism

[@wojak-sensei6424]

You are forgiven fellow intellectual follower of intellect. As the great Bigbust Boobins once said: "Whaddup my Ewok."

[@fluff6811]

Seek the Spider’s wisdom for forgiveness. Only when you have drank from the Rhino Milk and walked through the Don’s blessed grasp will the Toxic brood accept you as one of our own.

[@krisztiannemeth6875]

Thats true confession bear material, 15 mins to realize that you are bombarded with nonsense i bet its life changing :)

[@FunZies.]

This is similar to my first encounter as well, except I was just rendered confused for 15 minutes, _then_ I realised it was a joke. XD

[@TMLCJLK]

It's so dense; every single second has so many things going on.

[@InceyWincey]

And all of it completely meaningless. It’s probably apt, or at least it thinks it is of itself.

[@xerxes6627]

"what reason does she have to kill the monster and save her friends? the reason is never established." this funny in so many ways

[@jblonde711]

"Art is about asking questions." "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME??!??!!?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@devitobeans6407]

“First you get the money, then you get the magnum dong” -Frank Reynolds

[@krieghart5515]

"So anyway, I start blastin'."

[@silkendreams2409]

the absolute lack of cohesion in this video just makes it all the more beautiful

[@HerculesBallsInc]

If you just consult the workout schedule you'll find it all makes complete sense.

[@deadlyhunter2970]

This video has the cohesion of 100 videos combined.

[@GIaucoma]

this is what human consiousness feels like

[@MrAWulff]

Part 0 - "Krypton had its chance" - Christopher reeve 22:22 - Intro 0:00 - outro Part 5 - "Kal al NO" - Lynda Carter 8:20 - an introduction to the Intulecutal gaming community 20:56 - revenge is suffering 11:24 - Captain American Civil War: An unbridled Rampage Part 3 - "Then I will destroy you" - Gandalph 5:58 - how Dreamworks restored culture 9:53 - Shoutout to Patreon supporters (it's free) 15:05 - Sponsorship 6:46 - why horror games are better with a gun Part 1.2 Biiiiilion - "where did you learn to be a real boy, ON A FARM" - Bilbo Cricket 13:27 - Shrek cameo

[@krishan8735]

"Are the LOTR movies on par, with Harry Potter, yes or no?" "Is this guy supposed to be Alfred?" And with that, I fell in love with Mauler. Again.

[@David_the_Psalmist]

Let us always remember the truest words ever spoken: "Pretend Gimli wanted to farm rhinos and see if you like it."

[@scottski02]

There's no reason not to farm Moria rhinos

[@David_the_Psalmist]

@@scottski02 Unless Gimli wanted the Moria Rhinos to die. The only one who can save them now is Scotty Pippin.

[@calvingarbacik272]

"The point of the scene was to reference Plato" Bilbestial Baggpic

[@BaldorfBreakdowns]

"This is an act of love." Kratos smashing in Hercules face.

[@barneyboyle6933]

It’s crazy how much this video resonates with me. It’s like if I was browsing videos and discovered that my sense of humor became sentient and created its own KZbin channel. It’s a weird blend of chaos and deadpan and you can’t tell where the irony begins or ends. If I’m being honest I absolutely loved it. 6/10. The sound design was loathsome.

[@Stoneador]

If I had to sum up this video in 5 words, I would say: “The sound design is incredible”

[@hamarbiljungskile8953]

'twould be better if you had typed "If I had to sum up this video in 4 words," then fucked up the word count.

[@ianparrent6012]

It was. Perfect sound.

[@SkaterBlades]

@@hamarbiljungskile8953 But word counts present the problem in our society... a binary collage of numbers that cannot go beyond 1. And that is why a word count of 2 or more is so hated in movies. The world can't, but can it? The great philosopher Elmo lars berend lars once said "numbers are like letters, they do nothing while doing everything". Ironic. But that's just my opinion

[@wrigglenight93]

@@SkaterBlades The most underrated part of this reply is that that's arguably not an incorrect use of irony

[@NinjaGuyDan_]

"At times, I felt... emotion"

[@fluff6811]

Stop being angry you massive, art is about feelings.

[@FringedHorizon]

For about thirty seconds I thought this was an actual G.M.T.K episode and forgot it was the worse day to be on the internet, Mauler thank you for this, the only good thing on April Fools day.

[@purplevoles8368]

At first I was confused because normally Mauler's titles are a lot more succinct. Then I remembered what day it is...

[@belisaurusgaming6192]

This was so eye-opening I basicly have no eylids left.

[@connorbutters8479]

this is like if you had Mark Brown and moviebob in a room together taking turns to write sentences of a script

[@shiffpup2529]

My favorite moments: -The HBox popoff -Killing Kyle would prevent bad things from happening -Every line from that tismic shit in EFAP 100-2 -All the Mark Brown quotes -The "ad" with Alpharad's ad music -The Vaporeon bit

[@DieKao]

"It's very tactile, in how it feels". Fuck me man, this is too much. It's only 22 minutes long and yet it feels longer and more draining than all of your Star Wars reviews combined. Well done. I hate it.

[@schioppi7260]

And thats incredible because thats a real quote from a mark brown video

[@monopolizeme]

There were too many epic callbacks for my puny brain to appreciate. Bless the Longman 👏👏👏

[@ojholy03]

I remember the other week I was surfing youtube for a 'The Lighthouse' prolegomena, I was surprised and disappointed to not find one. I know MooPer can't have wanted to make this video, yet I'm glad she stepped in... Ironic.

[@brucegottfred]

"She?" Don't you mean THEY? Bigot.

[@brandonm1708]

@@brucegottfred no.”they” implies that she could be a man, which is utterly unacceptable

[@ethanfox8979]

@@brucegottfred MooPer has stated that she identifies as a white woman. You are the badman.

[@benjamingrant5970]

@@brandonm1708 But,what makes good Mooper?

[@eskaflorence5659]

On another note i had no idea there was a zombies map set on the Titanic.

[@NataliaNeeSama]

"What is her motivation to kill these monsters and save her friends?" is probably one of the dumbest things EFAP ever heard. If not it's for sure top 10.

[@deltacommando130]

Which one was that from I have to know

[@Erthradar]

please say you remember which one I need to see the live reaction to that

[@Reshyon5018]

@@Erthradar the episode for underwater by Filmento.

[@cherrychocolate1434]

12:22 Wow, that was NOT the reference I expected to see this GDELB, but it absolutely made my day

[@thekunninglinguist2397]

That Movie Blob quote about Trump still has me crying tears of laughter

[@miloburrows4226]

14:24 as well

[@valentinegonsalves7322]

Trivia: JLongbone has a meme with that quote set as her Twitter banner. Replete with goo-bad-PhotoShop😂😂

[@music79075]

What time is that quote lol

[@Sellipsis]

@@music79075 12:45

[@lieutenantcoloneltanyavond8273]

Btw, how's Cinema Robert doing those days? He blocked me a while back for telling the truth...

[@EdB-qh4up]

MauLer is definitely brilliant. He deserves whatever (subs? patronage?) to have money to backup his intellectual output. This is what entertainment supposed to be.

[@robertlewis6915]

*intellecutal Spell it right doofus.

[@lobsterminion693]

I understood absolutely none of this, which means that this video was too smart for an average viewer. Truly a masterpiece in logical reasoning.

[@TwentyPercentDash]

I really like this video. The sound design was incredible.

[@aidanmattys7488]

Woah woah woah Mauler. Careful. Your editing skills were showing through. You were actually being consistent with scenes talking about sound design and things being boring. Can't have that now!

[@fluff6811]

Meritocracy is a plague that ruins art, how dare talent be rewarded with praise.

[@EnsignRedshirtRicky]

DasBoSchitt did the editing and it was based to be sure. But Jay should be the one to be kicked to keep continuity of the themes.

[@fluff6811]

@@EnsignRedshirtRicky Definitely, we can’t have the LongMan do everything. His Longness needs to rest after saying so much bs. It can get tiring. Also kick Jay... ...and Hi Rag;s’’’’’’’’

[@trajanthegreat2928]

This video was life-changing, forgettable, and Mooper did it ok the way that Joel did it. I rate it 89 Rotten Critics out of 100 Meta Tomatoes.

[@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher]

I'm so proud of this community.

[@scottski02]

But anyways guys, everything that happened in WW2 is Joel's fault

[@blazefa.]

@@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher 89 rotten critics Out of 100 meta tomatoes 😭

[@TheDeadAlewives]

"Let's jump forward in time and visit Victorian England"

[@idogtv]

That Zoom-Discord call part was great. (17:22)

[@TalosTheBronze]

Ikr, MooPer kicked dr Chafvlaegh's arse.

[@TwentyPercentDash]

Mooper, thank you so much for this incredible critique of media. Your analytical skills are impeccable, and your insights are Oscar-worthy. May we all strive to achieve your level of media analysis. May the Don be with you, my beautiful Massive.

[@55lolol]

I forgot that someone actually said that Finn crushing the command-deck of a star destroyer "would be cool"

[@michaelfjmusic]

Who said it??? That's actually a real argument???

[@55lolol]

@@michaelfjmusic It is lost in the streams of EFAP past, but all of the GDELB quotes come from someone.

[@texteel]

@@55lolol I knew most of it, but to think ALL of it... jesus christ, its like a distilled looney bin

[@Sharicite]

@@michaelfjmusic AJ-something something whoever their name is and it was covered on EFAP 100, Literature devil is one of the guests i remember being there for it i believe

[@executeorder6613]

I'm glad to see that Tonald, Founder of the IGC, has trained you well.

[@Bistai949]

The conversation you had with "Dr." OoganS-ou Chafvlaegh was objectively the best part. This is why people shouldn't speak to each other on the internet. I bet he didn't even notice that Gimli wanted Sam, Frodo, and Bilbus Bungledwarf to die. Peter Jackson even said so 10 years after the movie came out, thus disproving Death of the Author. In my opinion.

[@Edax_Royeaux]

Is this guy suppose to be Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi?

[@Roescoe]

It perfectly demonstrated why you should never zoom call on the internet.

[@wtfdddf]

Does anyone have the original?

[@Logosis591]

"Timing does indeed test your timing."

[@SkaterBlades]

But does it? Is it? Let's find out

[@jorgehuertas3995]

I love how GDELB is soooo monetized, like 4 unskipable 20 second ads. It's amazing how KZbin rewards sh*t.

[@shiffpup2529]

But what makes good sh*t?

[@tannerjablowski3192]

Mauler, this is a big step up from earlier GDELP videos. You really hit a stride with it. It’s fascinating and amusing and confusing all at the same time. Lots of great timing in the deliveries. Great work.

[@HappyAutist31]

I love al the new people hearing the “Gimli wanted Frodo to die” line and think it was made up If only you knew the pain.

[@joevile240]

The interesting part is that Venom is going through his own arc, similar to The Lord Tonald Loke.

[@HappyAutist31]

@@joevile240 True and Venom did say that the video was bad, which was far from an understatement in regards to the quality of the vid.

[@benjamingrant5970]

You KNOW you've fucked up when Wolf returns from self imposed exile,and spends 10 precious minutes tearing you a new asshole....

[@7eb055]

How many videogame soundtracks can u fill in on essay MooPer: All of em

[@raptorreviews9897]

The sound design was incredible

[@ianparrent6012]

Gonna take you for a ride! Instant nostalgia.

[@hugehuman1]

Even though it's probably a Joseph Anderson reference, I felt personally attacked when Persona and Danganronpa soundtracks started playing.

[@JaesWasTaken]

Imagine this video being the first thing someone new to the channel saw and left them utterly confused.

[@fio_lume]

This GDELB is a pure rollercoaster of emotions

[@insulttothehumanrace3807]

"People did not like this video because it dared to break the formula." - Bilboy Baggypants

[@frankmerker630]

Yeah that was quite a hurdle to overcome, even though the sound design was incredibly designed

[@matthewmuir8884]

"Bilboy Baggypants" Wasn't that the name that was used in the VeggieTales parody of Lord of the Rings?

[@bass-dc9175]

"If the word is Kachow, then it must be Red. Thus everything must follow according to the Red Car Law." - Billboard Banker

[@insulttothehumanrace3807]

@@matthewmuir8884 Correct! Well remembered!

[@matthewmuir8884]

@@insulttothehumanrace3807 Thanks. I honestly can't believe I remember that; I only saw part of it once more than a decade ago.

[@TheTrueRandomGamer]

"Did they fix it yet? 2021." My sides are already obliterated. Praise mooper.

[@danishcartoonist545]

Feels good when you recognise a ton of EFAP references on your first viewing of a GDELB.

[@kailaine3974]

this is the first GDELB I've watched, and I already feel like I'm stoned a minute in. A work of beauty, to be sure

[@andrews4717]

Opens the live stream "Black people weren't invented in the old days" Oh yeah, this is gonna be a good one

[@aqualiusaidhreborn5923]

What EFAP was that heard in?

[@tevinsamuel]

"little clown boi" - Sigmund Freudian

[@migarsormrapophis2755]

YOUR OPINIONS ARE NOT VALID ONLY MY OPINIONS ARE VALID FACTS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS BECAUSE FACTS DON'T EXIST! i am afraid of death and so have decided to redefine the word to mean something else, that way i won't have to worry about it any more -Adele Hipler

[@MediumRareOpinions]

A visionary to be sure, but his work overshadows the more revolutionary Sigmian Freudund

[@amanibob1416]

"For nough reason, arrrg'ably..." Captain Potter Baggings the Wuseau

[@aleksanderuzelac3319]

This was brilliant, you're an amazing commentary and one of the most genuinely under praise KZbinr. Please keep making what you are clearly passionate about

[@hermannabt8361]

I make sure to never miss an episode of GDELB

[@strikerfrost7222]

This is the verbal equivalent of creating sentences solely with predictive text

[@noblefjn]

Every year I watch GDELP and am thoroughly entertained. But due to the fact I am used to the longman making sense, I automatically try and make what is said coherent and leave with a headache lol. Also, the fact that a lot of these quotes are from real people is depressing, but act like a good EFAP Rewind

[@dexter2392]

GDELB*

[@owainglyndwrlastprinceofwa2486]

“Movement can be turned into a game mechanic...... but we’re still not done” Easily the best GDELB so far, excellent work long man

[@ErbBetaPatched]

Another god-tier video from Mooper

[@pieminator6969]

Still makes more sense than Cinema Venom's "LOTR sucks" video... And that one wasn't a joke...

[@mrshmuga9]

Oh gosh, that was the guy doing skits outside wasn’t it? Haha.

[@tigerangiles2894]

The first one of your works I couldn't sit through. Excellent work Mauler!

[@seanhavern2384]

I do not know if the inclusion of ads every 5 minutes or so is an intentional joke or just youtube being youtube, but if it was intentional you have somehow elevated these parodies to the next level.

[@kwazhims3lf]

4:07 "abby was the hero" proceeds to show someone calling her a pos, then a bunch of abby fail states in TLOU im dying

[@JoshH96]

Learned a new word today. Thanks Mooply.

[@thelegofett11]

This video was batshit insane, and all over the place. I loved it, in my opinion.

[@goodhunter9791]

I don't know why, but the delivery on "Bilbo... Gunt." Has be in tears lol

[@KevinM491]

Totally forgot this would happen today. So excited.

[@Fid000]

What sorcery is this? Two uploads in one week! Perhaps there's still hope for 2021.

[@ErbBetaPatched]

Youre not getting any more.

[@ianhines2302]

This probably his last video of the year lmao

[@CivilianCheesy]

This is my favorite videotube on the watching site. Thanking you for the uploading of this file.

[@sigy4ever]

i like how he says it makes van helsing look like a snooze fest but then plays a sick af scene from van helsing that makes you want to watch it

[@thalia5382]

Time to write a fanfic about MauLer, the Literature Devil, and E;R.... maybe Omegon makes a cameo

[@riftvallance2087]

Do they save the world with the power of friendship and insightful movie making?

[@scottski02]

Would E;R be the bottom in this fan fic?

[@janehrahan5116]

Power bottom.

[@valentinegonsalves7322]

This is the first video from MauLer that I have down-voted. It is clear that he has lost his marbles, abandoned the long, and is making mindless broth, full of fan service that makes zero sense. And yet everyone laps it up and cheers as they recognise another meaningless reference, literally shoved in there to distract you from the argument that is built like a nuclear power station on a frozen lake, or a flamethrower made out of cheese. To Mr MauLer, it is with great pain that I say this: I like some art. I also dislike some art. Bad art is still art. And this edition of GDELB reminds me of Karl Marx, who famously said, "You must not be afraid to disagree with a Doggo. Especially a Doggo that you are afraid of. For he is not thy friend. There is always a line beyond which betrayal is a certainty." I advise you consult The Don immediately. Who will remind you that censoring a spider of a cartoon superhero's costume cannot hide the truth about the future the spiders foretell. I wish you well.

[@gueton5200]

Mooper was clearly using the smug ross emote

[@Edax_Royeaux]

@@gueton5200 And that makes it okay to call them all cowards.

[@justacatwithasadface2692]

I'm sorry wut?

[@Vexed_Vixen]

@@justacatwithasadface2692 im sorry too. In my opinion.

[@warhawkbm]

Was the flamethower Sharp Cheddar or Mozzy?

[@michaelfjmusic]

13:05 holy fuck, I looked this up. This is an ACTUAL MovieBob quote. Good lord.

[@g4sper112]

"Timing tests... timing" -- Bilbarcus Baggbrownleens *[ Angry Moriarty noises ]*

[@chaseryans4808]

That Twinperfect reference was....uh...perfect 👌

[@smugross3019]

nice

[@Cystic_Fibrosis]

@@smugross3019 hey, you must know lemmy!

[@Anxomaxo]

I have finally watched one of these without my brain hurting. I don't know if it is a good or a bad thing.

[@keegansmith5988]

My cheeks hurt from smiling so hard. I hope you don't mind that these are some of my favorite videos you've put out. You've seen so many videos like this that you can parody them perfectly.

[@soupycolumbo6977]

GDELB is the cooked hand grenade of political discourse

[@spyderchaos6331]

This is quite surreal knowing everything here is real

[@MarcTheCyborg]

Why did “wankless” make me laugh as hard as it did? 😂

[@fluff6811]

“If I were to break it down scientifically: “Wanker” is a funny British word in reference to “shaking hands with the milkman”. An act in which one individual allows their instincts to take control for a moment of euphoria. When we hear the term “Wankless” the implication is that this individual is either too stupid to know what it is or that the right of the wank has been stripped from them. This is, of course, the big funny. TLDR: British man said the word xD” -Bilbitch Battleguns

[@MarcTheCyborg]

@@fluff6811 ^in your subjective opinion 😏

[@jandcstopmotion7774]

@@fluff6811 I believe it’s also a reference to a Jim Sterling video where he called people who don’t like TLOU2 “wankless wonders”

[@fluff6811]

@@jandcstopmotion7774 Yeah it is. That’s basically what GDELB is. Just Mauler reading off tismy quotes from EFAP😂 I love it

[@newjack5530]

Watching this is like being in a fever dream. Seriously, if I was unaware of the context behind these statements I’d probably think I was going insane!

[@mand0rk]

If nuclear war wipes out all of civilization, and this video is the only proof of humanity’s existence, I’m ok with that.

[@AuXiiLia]

The spiders have foretelling that this will be a specatular masterpiece-ism. In my opinion

[@fluff6811]

May The Don bless you in this viewing, for the Rhino milk runs strong though the cosmic life flow as of this cycle. It will be glorious.

[@riftvallance2087]

Okay been seeing that meme everywhere lately, where on earth did it come from.

[@fluff6811]

@@riftvallance2087 It’s an early EFAP meme. I can’t remember which stream it was but they’re all archived on Mooler if you wanna watch them. Highly recommend. It was a tangent they got onto about how spiders whisper the future to us. 😂I forget the context it was so long ago.

[@riftvallance2087]

@@fluff6811 Thanks, wonder why its gaining traction all of a sudden. Incedently I'm in the middle of rereading lotr, so the name is appropriate