It's amazing how every sentence flows correctly, yet communicates absolutely nothing.
@axiss58403 жыл бұрын
Just like a REAL breadtuber!
@splitsidez97783 жыл бұрын
You got to love the effort Mauler puts to sound lobotomized throughout the whole video
@StabbyTheSkaven3 жыл бұрын
i would probably have a mental breakdown after needing to speak like that for this long. respect for that man.
@alexliu74323 жыл бұрын
Nope. He's just actually lobotomized. Only people with half a brain would make videos this bad.
@lostinsauce45153 жыл бұрын
@@alexliu7432 hahahahahaha
@justacatwithasadface26923 жыл бұрын
@@alexliu7432 honestly I can't tell if you're in with the meme or not
@horseradishpower99473 жыл бұрын
@@alexliu7432 He put the video up on the first of April... guess the joke is on you...
@alexanderbaldwin12983 жыл бұрын
The sheer number of crappy video essays this could be parodying at any one time is probably the funniest part of this video. Excellent work, Longman.
@GuardsmanGary_Ch3 жыл бұрын
half the lines are quotes from actual video essays and the other half of the lines are practically paraphrases
@tinyman11443 жыл бұрын
The sheer number of crappy video essays on youtube is the funniest part of this video
@EvanMonroe3 жыл бұрын
I think we can all agree that the sound design was indeed good.
@pontiusporcius84303 жыл бұрын
Incidentally i love good sound design.
@SkaterBlades3 жыл бұрын
I'm one of the few trillions people who love to hear
@travisadams62793 жыл бұрын
@@SkaterBlades That's good to hear.
@Indigo_Gaming3 жыл бұрын
The fact that some of the most pretentious lines in here were real quotes makes this all the more hilarious!
@Lunartic_3 жыл бұрын
Gape me, Indigo!
@ODST_Parker3 жыл бұрын
That's their secret... they were insane from the start.
@smugross30193 жыл бұрын
You're just jealous you are not as much of an intellecutal as the people he covers. Also where is part 3 and come on efap.
@Silenthero663 жыл бұрын
My favorite one is "The story is told from the very epicenter of the plot event it revolves around"
@raaaaaaaaaam4963 жыл бұрын
You didn’t give fnv S tier sorry I can’t forgive you.
@shupakiko3 жыл бұрын
6:54 "Trust the aggregate sites" - Show cuties 87% / 15% That's savage and i love it
@SumThingFawful3 жыл бұрын
I love following EFAP and being able to trace back every phrase and meme for every April fools
@valentinegonsalves73223 жыл бұрын
"That's ironic." -BillBoned Boondockins
@animalx283 жыл бұрын
It’s like a video essay script was run through 7 different languages and then back to English. Brilliant.
@vadandrumist16703 жыл бұрын
At this rate there's going to be more GDELB than actual videos.
@stephenrego60653 жыл бұрын
I forgot he even made actual videos.
@jabradle983 жыл бұрын
@@stephenrego6065 he released one two days ago
@nadrewod9993 жыл бұрын
He just released one on the Snyder cut a few days ago, so at least for this year, the number of videos is equal to or greater than the number of GDELBs. I don't know if the average ratio has changed, but GDELBs are unlikely to ever eclipse the number of videos on this channel, particularly if you include his pre-TLJ video playlists.
@stephenrego60653 жыл бұрын
@@nadrewod999 jesus christ its called a joke dude
@stephenrego60653 жыл бұрын
@@jabradle98 yea that was the first one in like a million years. Also im obviously making this thing called a joke perhaps you have heard of it?
@mickeyj59223 жыл бұрын
"Art asks questions." "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!?!" "It doesn't give the answer." I'm dead I can't.
@MicahDarkFantasy3 жыл бұрын
The only series on April fools that I’ll never get tired of!
@valentinegonsalves73223 жыл бұрын
Ironic.😂😂
@999999SkyGuy3 жыл бұрын
There is another April fool series with this kind of succession?
@amanibob14163 жыл бұрын
"For nough reason, arrrg'ably..." Captain Potter Baggings the Wuseau
@ramza8133 жыл бұрын
ok ty i was wondering what the fuck am I watching
@splitsidez97783 жыл бұрын
You got to appreciate the effort Mauler puts to sound lobotomized throughout the whole video
@mattward49163 жыл бұрын
4:08 “she eats different stuff” cuts to Abby eating lead lmao
@klafsen3 жыл бұрын
"This is my favorite part :|"
@Lundarian13 жыл бұрын
Ironic
@tekozlofiu3 жыл бұрын
Confession bear post: When I first encountered with a Mauler video I was impressed. So naturally I checked out his channel and came across a GDELB video. Knowing nothing about it I played it as a podcast while working. He sounded so convincing it took me like 15 minutes before I first pause, rewind, listen it again - now actually paying attention - to realize it's a joke.
@gueton52003 жыл бұрын
What do you mean joke? Mooper is A highly intelligent woman, you are racism
@wojak-sensei64243 жыл бұрын
You are forgiven fellow intellectual follower of intellect. As the great Bigbust Boobins once said: "Whaddup my Ewok."
@fluff68113 жыл бұрын
Seek the Spider’s wisdom for forgiveness. Only when you have drank from the Rhino Milk and walked through the Don’s blessed grasp will the Toxic brood accept you as one of our own.
@krisztiannemeth68753 жыл бұрын
Thats true confession bear material, 15 mins to realize that you are bombarded with nonsense i bet its life changing :)
@FunZies.3 жыл бұрын
This is similar to my first encounter as well, except I was just rendered confused for 15 minutes, _then_ I realised it was a joke. XD
@MrAWulff3 жыл бұрын
Part 0 - "Krypton had its chance" - Christopher reeve 22:22 - Intro 0:00 - outro Part 5 - "Kal al NO" - Lynda Carter 8:20 - an introduction to the Intulecutal gaming community 20:56 - revenge is suffering 11:24 - Captain American Civil War: An unbridled Rampage Part 3 - "Then I will destroy you" - Gandalph 5:58 - how Dreamworks restored culture 9:53 - Shoutout to Patreon supporters (it's free) 15:05 - Sponsorship 6:46 - why horror games are better with a gun Part 1.2 Biiiiilion - "where did you learn to be a real boy, ON A FARM" - Bilbo Cricket 13:27 - Shrek cameo
@MrJiggles3 жыл бұрын
‘They did it alright the way they did it’, -Bilbonculous Baggaroni..
@migarsormrapophis27553 жыл бұрын
"Joystick insufficient unctuous immediacy timing pencilling dedication related sauciest sunscreens with epic right beliefs!"., --Santamimus Tryrexicanus
@anter69033 жыл бұрын
“In the name of Robert of the house Baratheon, first of his name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the realm, I Eddard of house Stark, Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North, i do sentence you to die" - Lord Tonald of house Loke, Founder of Gaming
@MrJiggles3 жыл бұрын
I love this community. Easily has the best memes..
@Edax_Royeaux3 жыл бұрын
I feel like CinematicVenom's Lord of the Rings review wrote several minutes of GDELB for MooPer.
@MandaloreTheReclaimer3 жыл бұрын
Another of my favorites is, "If they did it differently it would be different".
@evertbunschoten29303 жыл бұрын
So this is what Mauler sounds like when he has a stroke while being drunk
@zscout12883 жыл бұрын
It sounds like he let auto correct make the script 🤣
@Mj0Skyver3 жыл бұрын
With Mark Brown as an assisting A.I.
@ModifyBankai3 жыл бұрын
"Shad of University" is my favorite line ever.
@DieKao3 жыл бұрын
"It's very tactile, in how it feels". Fuck me man, this is too much. It's only 22 minutes long and yet it feels longer and more draining than all of your Star Wars reviews combined. Well done. I hate it.
@schioppi72603 жыл бұрын
And thats incredible because thats a real quote from a mark brown video
@silkendreams24093 жыл бұрын
the absolute lack of cohesion in this video just makes it all the more beautiful
@HerculesBallsInc3 жыл бұрын
If you just consult the workout schedule you'll find it all makes complete sense.
@deadlyhunter29703 жыл бұрын
This video has the cohesion of 100 videos combined.
@GIaucoma3 жыл бұрын
this is what human consiousness feels like
@lobsterminion6933 жыл бұрын
I understood absolutely none of this, which means that this video was too smart for an average viewer. Truly a masterpiece in logical reasoning.
@unpopularopinions74073 жыл бұрын
“Art is about making you FEEL. So stop being angry.” 😂
@metalliclark863 жыл бұрын
Well, make no mistake, the first part is true. Art is primarily an emotional endeavor, thing is there are semantic (meaningful) and non-semantic forms of art. Music is pure emotion, while literature is both semantics and emotion, on the other hand paintings have a encoded meaning that comes from outside.
@KingTai643 жыл бұрын
Anger is against the law. Now shut up and let people feel things
@yinnyonline3 жыл бұрын
@@metalliclark86 no lol... music is not "pure emotion" on any scale ever, and what is this absurd implication that you cant have an enjoyable experience from a painting entirely on its own? you really just pulled out an armchair and said a whole bunch of nonsense
@metalliclark863 жыл бұрын
@@yinnyonline why so touchy right off the bat? But anyway, ask any professional musician, and I'm not talking about the grindcore garage band down the street. Music is based purely on their ability to move the audience. It does not have any message. Vivaldi (?) Wrote the four seasons with the sole purpose of communication THE EMOTION of, let's say, spring. It really does sound like birds chirping early in the morning on a SPRING day, isn't it? But there's no story, no message, just emotion. Literature is self explanatory. But regarding painting, the meaning is not given, it is mostly taken, it is encoded. Painting, we're talking classic stuff, is symbolic. Virgin Mary for example, is painted using blue attires which makes no sense given that she was poor and blue tint was so expensive it was reserved for royalty, implying a certain status by doing so. Now take that into consideration and it does make sense. Painting isn't just taking a picture with your eyes and using colors on a canvas, it's symbolism. That's why I said emotion is the only common denominator between all art forms. Some are semantic, some aren't. Mauler is a master of the craft of screenwriting mostly (semiotics, semantics, linguistics, etc). Mastering the craft is the BARE MINIMUM for a professional, so I understand why he's so pissed off at times. mastering the craft varies from one artform to another because it means mastering different skills, however, semantics is not the gold standard for all art forms, the ability to move the audience is. Im willing to hear dissenting opinions. You might know something that I don't and Id appreciate it.
@music790753 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh really hard
@Rap-vj9io3 жыл бұрын
"Yes Palpatine died in the throne room, he died. But he didn't" ahahaha love it xD
@cellperfecto4213 жыл бұрын
"I hath surpassed my rival Albert Einstein in number of insightful quotes." - Bilbabong Baginas
@EnsignRedshirtRicky3 жыл бұрын
Alberticus Eininman?
@bass-dc91753 жыл бұрын
"Why are you interviewing me while I am eating?" - Bagel Butterspreader
@barneyboyle69333 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy how much this video resonates with me. It’s like if I was browsing videos and discovered that my sense of humor became sentient and created its own KZbin channel. It’s a weird blend of chaos and deadpan and you can’t tell where the irony begins or ends. If I’m being honest I absolutely loved it. 6/10. The sound design was loathsome.
@Stoneador3 жыл бұрын
If I had to sum up this video in 5 words, I would say: “The sound design is incredible”
@hamarbiljungskile89533 жыл бұрын
'twould be better if you had typed "If I had to sum up this video in 4 words," then fucked up the word count.
@ianparrent60123 жыл бұрын
It was. Perfect sound.
@SkaterBlades3 жыл бұрын
@@hamarbiljungskile8953 But word counts present the problem in our society... a binary collage of numbers that cannot go beyond 1. And that is why a word count of 2 or more is so hated in movies. The world can't, but can it? The great philosopher Elmo lars berend lars once said "numbers are like letters, they do nothing while doing everything". Ironic. But that's just my opinion
@wrigglenight932 жыл бұрын
@@SkaterBlades The most underrated part of this reply is that that's arguably not an incorrect use of irony
@Cc-on5pp3 жыл бұрын
"I could go through all the things to prove my point, but that would take too long." Sad thing is that phrase comes up so often I can't be sure who thats a quote from.
@schioppi72603 жыл бұрын
The last one was in the video defending bvs, but its used a lot
@TMLCJLK3 жыл бұрын
It's so dense; every single second has so many things going on.
@InceyWincey3 жыл бұрын
And all of it completely meaningless. It’s probably apt, or at least it thinks it is of itself.
@FringedHorizon3 жыл бұрын
For about thirty seconds I thought this was an actual G.M.T.K episode and forgot it was the worse day to be on the internet, Mauler thank you for this, the only good thing on April Fools day.
@eththebeast20593 жыл бұрын
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" - That one guy that found the chosen one.
@frankmerker6303 жыл бұрын
Glad he ran a blood test just to be sure
@fuckgoogle25543 жыл бұрын
@@frankmerker630 Meh, it was probably a crappy Theranos-made one.
@fratertzadkiel28633 жыл бұрын
If by "found" you mean that he met him through pure plot contrivance, then yes. That being said, I clapped when I saw C-3PO, which was an even more egregious one.
@SvendleBerries3 жыл бұрын
Who? Oh, the gin man!
@bass-dc91753 жыл бұрын
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" - Bilbartus Beneri
@xerxes66273 жыл бұрын
"what reason does she have to kill the monster and save her friends? the reason is never established." this funny in so many ways
@aidanmattys74883 жыл бұрын
Woah woah woah Mauler. Careful. Your editing skills were showing through. You were actually being consistent with scenes talking about sound design and things being boring. Can't have that now!
@fluff68113 жыл бұрын
Meritocracy is a plague that ruins art, how dare talent be rewarded with praise.
@EnsignRedshirtRicky3 жыл бұрын
DasBoSchitt did the editing and it was based to be sure. But Jay should be the one to be kicked to keep continuity of the themes.
@fluff68113 жыл бұрын
@@EnsignRedshirtRicky Definitely, we can’t have the LongMan do everything. His Longness needs to rest after saying so much bs. It can get tiring. Also kick Jay... ...and Hi Rag;s’’’’’’’’
@jblonde7113 жыл бұрын
"Art is about asking questions." "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME??!??!!?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@trajanthegreat29283 жыл бұрын
This video was life-changing, forgettable, and Mooper did it ok the way that Joel did it. I rate it 89 Rotten Critics out of 100 Meta Tomatoes.
@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher3 жыл бұрын
I'm so proud of this community.
@scottski023 жыл бұрын
But anyways guys, everything that happened in WW2 is Joel's fault
@blazefa.3 жыл бұрын
@@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher 89 rotten critics Out of 100 meta tomatoes 😭
@krishan87353 жыл бұрын
"Are the LOTR movies on par, with Harry Potter, yes or no?" "Is this guy supposed to be Alfred?" And with that, I fell in love with Mauler. Again.
@thekunninglinguist23973 жыл бұрын
That Movie Blob quote about Trump still has me crying tears of laughter
@miloburrows42263 жыл бұрын
14:24 as well
@valentinegonsalves73223 жыл бұрын
Trivia: JLongbone has a meme with that quote set as her Twitter banner. Replete with goo-bad-PhotoShop😂😂
@music790753 жыл бұрын
What time is that quote lol
@Sellipsis3 жыл бұрын
@@music79075 12:45
@lieutenantcoloneltanyavond82733 жыл бұрын
Btw, how's Cinema Robert doing those days? He blocked me a while back for telling the truth...
@shiffpup25293 жыл бұрын
My favorite moments: -The HBox popoff -Killing Kyle would prevent bad things from happening -Every line from that tismic shit in EFAP 100-2 -All the Mark Brown quotes -The "ad" with Alpharad's ad music -The Vaporeon bit
@ojholy033 жыл бұрын
I remember the other week I was surfing youtube for a 'The Lighthouse' prolegomena, I was surprised and disappointed to not find one. I know MooPer can't have wanted to make this video, yet I'm glad she stepped in... Ironic.
@brucegottfred3 жыл бұрын
"She?" Don't you mean THEY? Bigot.
@brandonm17083 жыл бұрын
@@brucegottfred no.”they” implies that she could be a man, which is utterly unacceptable
@ethanfox89793 жыл бұрын
@@brucegottfred MooPer has stated that she identifies as a white woman. You are the badman.
@benjamingrant59703 жыл бұрын
@@brandonm1708 But,what makes good Mooper?
@eskaflorence56593 жыл бұрын
On another note i had no idea there was a zombies map set on the Titanic.
@cherrychocolate14343 жыл бұрын
12:22 Wow, that was NOT the reference I expected to see this GDELB, but it absolutely made my day
@EdB-qh4up3 жыл бұрын
MauLer is definitely brilliant. He deserves whatever (subs? patronage?) to have money to backup his intellectual output. This is what entertainment supposed to be.
@robertlewis69153 жыл бұрын
*intellecutal Spell it right doofus.
@TwentyPercentDash3 жыл бұрын
I really like this video. The sound design was incredible.
@TwentyPercentDash3 жыл бұрын
Mooper, thank you so much for this incredible critique of media. Your analytical skills are impeccable, and your insights are Oscar-worthy. May we all strive to achieve your level of media analysis. May the Don be with you, my beautiful Massive.
@purplevoles83683 жыл бұрын
At first I was confused because normally Mauler's titles are a lot more succinct. Then I remembered what day it is...
@NinjaGuyDan_3 жыл бұрын
"At times, I felt... emotion"
@fluff68113 жыл бұрын
Stop being angry you massive, art is about feelings.
@BaldorfBreakdowns3 жыл бұрын
"This is an act of love." Kratos smashing in Hercules face.
@Bistai9493 жыл бұрын
The conversation you had with "Dr." OoganS-ou Chafvlaegh was objectively the best part. This is why people shouldn't speak to each other on the internet. I bet he didn't even notice that Gimli wanted Sam, Frodo, and Bilbus Bungledwarf to die. Peter Jackson even said so 10 years after the movie came out, thus disproving Death of the Author. In my opinion.
@Edax_Royeaux3 жыл бұрын
Is this guy suppose to be Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi?
@Roescoe3 жыл бұрын
It perfectly demonstrated why you should never zoom call on the internet.
@wtfdddf2 жыл бұрын
Does anyone have the original?
@NataliaNeeSama3 жыл бұрын
"What is her motivation to kill these monsters and save her friends?" is probably one of the dumbest things EFAP ever heard. If not it's for sure top 10.
@deltacommando1303 жыл бұрын
Which one was that from I have to know
@Erthradar3 жыл бұрын
please say you remember which one I need to see the live reaction to that
@Reshyon3 жыл бұрын
@@Erthradar the episode for underwater by Filmento.
@devitobeans64073 жыл бұрын
“First you get the money, then you get the magnum dong” -Frank Reynolds
@krieghart55153 жыл бұрын
"So anyway, I start blastin'."
@owainglyndwrlastprinceofwa24863 жыл бұрын
“Movement can be turned into a game mechanic...... but we’re still not done” Easily the best GDELB so far, excellent work long man
@David_the_Psalmist3 жыл бұрын
Let us always remember the truest words ever spoken: "Pretend Gimli wanted to farm rhinos and see if you like it."
@scottski023 жыл бұрын
There's no reason not to farm Moria rhinos
@David_the_Psalmist3 жыл бұрын
@@scottski02 Unless Gimli wanted the Moria Rhinos to die. The only one who can save them now is Scotty Pippin.
@executeorder66133 жыл бұрын
I'm glad to see that Tonald, Founder of the IGC, has trained you well.
@calvingarbacik2723 жыл бұрын
"The point of the scene was to reference Plato" Bilbestial Baggpic
@seanhavern23843 жыл бұрын
I do not know if the inclusion of ads every 5 minutes or so is an intentional joke or just youtube being youtube, but if it was intentional you have somehow elevated these parodies to the next level.
@monopolizeme3 жыл бұрын
There were too many epic callbacks for my puny brain to appreciate. Bless the Longman 👏👏👏
@idogtv3 жыл бұрын
That Zoom-Discord call part was great. (17:22)
@TalosTheBronze3 жыл бұрын
Ikr, MooPer kicked dr Chafvlaegh's arse.
@belisaurusgaming61923 жыл бұрын
This was so eye-opening I basicly have no eylids left.
@kailaine39743 жыл бұрын
this is the first GDELB I've watched, and I already feel like I'm stoned a minute in. A work of beauty, to be sure
@connorbutters84793 жыл бұрын
this is like if you had Mark Brown and moviebob in a room together taking turns to write sentences of a script
@jorgehuertas39953 жыл бұрын
I love how GDELB is soooo monetized, like 4 unskipable 20 second ads. It's amazing how KZbin rewards sh*t.
@shiffpup25293 жыл бұрын
But what makes good sh*t?
@Logosis5913 жыл бұрын
"Timing does indeed test your timing."
@SkaterBlades3 жыл бұрын
But does it? Is it? Let's find out
@keegankrueger40383 жыл бұрын
The Baldist ad went straight into an actual ad for Head & Shoulders for me. Life rocks.
@7eb0553 жыл бұрын
How many videogame soundtracks can u fill in on essay MooPer: All of em
@raptorreviews98973 жыл бұрын
The sound design was incredible
@ianparrent60123 жыл бұрын
Gonna take you for a ride! Instant nostalgia.
@hugehuman13 жыл бұрын
Even though it's probably a Joseph Anderson reference, I felt personally attacked when Persona and Danganronpa soundtracks started playing.
@JaesWasTaken3 жыл бұрын
Imagine this video being the first thing someone new to the channel saw and left them utterly confused.
@TheTrueRandomGamer3 жыл бұрын
"Did they fix it yet? 2021." My sides are already obliterated. Praise mooper.
@danishcartoonist5453 жыл бұрын
Feels good when you recognise a ton of EFAP references on your first viewing of a GDELB.
@55lolol3 жыл бұрын
I forgot that someone actually said that Finn crushing the command-deck of a star destroyer "would be cool"
@michaelfjmusic3 жыл бұрын
Who said it??? That's actually a real argument???
@55lolol3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelfjmusic It is lost in the streams of EFAP past, but all of the GDELB quotes come from someone.
@texteel3 жыл бұрын
@@55lolol I knew most of it, but to think ALL of it... jesus christ, its like a distilled looney bin
@Sharicite3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelfjmusic AJ-something something whoever their name is and it was covered on EFAP 100, Literature devil is one of the guests i remember being there for it i believe
@insulttothehumanrace38073 жыл бұрын
"People did not like this video because it dared to break the formula." - Bilboy Baggypants
@frankmerker6303 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was quite a hurdle to overcome, even though the sound design was incredibly designed
@matthewmuir88843 жыл бұрын
"Bilboy Baggypants" Wasn't that the name that was used in the VeggieTales parody of Lord of the Rings?
@bass-dc91753 жыл бұрын
"If the word is Kachow, then it must be Red. Thus everything must follow according to the Red Car Law." - Billboard Banker
@insulttothehumanrace38073 жыл бұрын
@@matthewmuir8884 Correct! Well remembered!
@matthewmuir88843 жыл бұрын
@@insulttothehumanrace3807 Thanks. I honestly can't believe I remember that; I only saw part of it once more than a decade ago.
@noblefjn3 жыл бұрын
Every year I watch GDELP and am thoroughly entertained. But due to the fact I am used to the longman making sense, I automatically try and make what is said coherent and leave with a headache lol. Also, the fact that a lot of these quotes are from real people is depressing, but act like a good EFAP Rewind
@dexter23923 жыл бұрын
GDELB*
@hermannabt83613 жыл бұрын
I make sure to never miss an episode of GDELB
@Beuwen_The_Dragon3 жыл бұрын
I've identified six different flawations in the extraction of systemic hate flaws of the objective. Evil. Brilliant Blessed be the you of Mooper personage. Down with the Men of Long. V.-.V
@andrews47173 жыл бұрын
Opens the live stream "Black people weren't invented in the old days" Oh yeah, this is gonna be a good one
@aqualiusaidhreborn59232 жыл бұрын
What EFAP was that heard in?
@fio_lume3 жыл бұрын
This GDELB is a pure rollercoaster of emotions
@valentinegonsalves73223 жыл бұрын
This is the first video from MauLer that I have down-voted. It is clear that he has lost his marbles, abandoned the long, and is making mindless broth, full of fan service that makes zero sense. And yet everyone laps it up and cheers as they recognise another meaningless reference, literally shoved in there to distract you from the argument that is built like a nuclear power station on a frozen lake, or a flamethrower made out of cheese. To Mr MauLer, it is with great pain that I say this: I like some art. I also dislike some art. Bad art is still art. And this edition of GDELB reminds me of Karl Marx, who famously said, "You must not be afraid to disagree with a Doggo. Especially a Doggo that you are afraid of. For he is not thy friend. There is always a line beyond which betrayal is a certainty." I advise you consult The Don immediately. Who will remind you that censoring a spider of a cartoon superhero's costume cannot hide the truth about the future the spiders foretell. I wish you well.
@gueton52003 жыл бұрын
Mooper was clearly using the smug ross emote
@Edax_Royeaux3 жыл бұрын
@@gueton5200 And that makes it okay to call them all cowards.
@justacatwithasadface26923 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry wut?
@Vexed_Vixen3 жыл бұрын
@@justacatwithasadface2692 im sorry too. In my opinion.
@warhawkbm3 жыл бұрын
Was the flamethower Sharp Cheddar or Mozzy?
@StreetPreacherr2 жыл бұрын
It's refreshing to watch a professional video which actually presents a coherent argument that someone obviously spent time to properly research and analyze!
@ErbBetaPatched3 жыл бұрын
Another god-tier video from Mooper
@CivilianCheesy3 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite videotube on the watching site. Thanking you for the uploading of this file.
@strikerfrost72223 жыл бұрын
This is the verbal equivalent of creating sentences solely with predictive text
@thelegofett113 жыл бұрын
This video was batshit insane, and all over the place. I loved it, in my opinion.
@JoshH963 жыл бұрын
Learned a new word today. Thanks Mooply.
@imaybewin3 жыл бұрын
I cant believe I just heard ACTIVATE-ACTI-ACTIVATE in 2021. Great work as usual mooper.
@Anxomaxo3 жыл бұрын
I have finally watched one of these without my brain hurting. I don't know if it is a good or a bad thing.
@amanibob14163 жыл бұрын
"For nough reason, arrrg'ably..." Captain Potter Baggings the Wuseau
@pieminator69693 жыл бұрын
Still makes more sense than Cinema Venom's "LOTR sucks" video... And that one wasn't a joke...
@mrshmuga93 жыл бұрын
Oh gosh, that was the guy doing skits outside wasn’t it? Haha.
@soupycolumbo69773 жыл бұрын
GDELB is the cooked hand grenade of political discourse
@KevinM4913 жыл бұрын
Totally forgot this would happen today. So excited.
@tannerjablowski31923 жыл бұрын
Mauler, this is a big step up from earlier GDELP videos. You really hit a stride with it. It’s fascinating and amusing and confusing all at the same time. Lots of great timing in the deliveries. Great work.
@spyderchaos63313 жыл бұрын
This is quite surreal knowing everything here is real
@goodhunter97912 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but the delivery on "Bilbo... Gunt." Has be in tears lol
@AuXiiLia3 жыл бұрын
The spiders have foretelling that this will be a specatular masterpiece-ism. In my opinion
@fluff68113 жыл бұрын
May The Don bless you in this viewing, for the Rhino milk runs strong though the cosmic life flow as of this cycle. It will be glorious.
@riftvallance20873 жыл бұрын
Okay been seeing that meme everywhere lately, where on earth did it come from.
@fluff68113 жыл бұрын
@@riftvallance2087 It’s an early EFAP meme. I can’t remember which stream it was but they’re all archived on Mooler if you wanna watch them. Highly recommend. It was a tangent they got onto about how spiders whisper the future to us. 😂I forget the context it was so long ago.
@riftvallance20873 жыл бұрын
@@fluff6811 Thanks, wonder why its gaining traction all of a sudden. Incedently I'm in the middle of rereading lotr, so the name is appropriate
@newjack55303 жыл бұрын
Watching this is like being in a fever dream. Seriously, if I was unaware of the context behind these statements I’d probably think I was going insane!
@ardilkingofdragons95383 жыл бұрын
This is amazing. I’m happy to see Mooper again
@headmetwall3 жыл бұрын
Liked because Duskers is shown and I like that game.
@chaseryans48083 жыл бұрын
That Twinperfect reference was....uh...perfect 👌
@smugross30193 жыл бұрын
nice
@Cystic_Fibrosis3 жыл бұрын
@@smugross3019 hey, you must know lemmy!
@Little_KingYT3 жыл бұрын
“Dr. OoganS-ou Chafvlaegh is the hero we need but not the one we deserve.” -Hiddel Subbeldees Shum
@Fid0003 жыл бұрын
What sorcery is this? Two uploads in one week! Perhaps there's still hope for 2021.
@ErbBetaPatched3 жыл бұрын
Youre not getting any more.
@ianhines23023 жыл бұрын
This probably his last video of the year lmao
@jekporkchops40663 жыл бұрын
Minor correction: Aliens was actually released in 1986 instead of 1992. But other than that I agree with most of the points that you brought up here, great video!
@theyautjawarrior66522 жыл бұрын
I think that error was intentional.
@jekporkchops40662 жыл бұрын
@@theyautjawarrior6652 Yeah but I was being sarcastic.
@pjspriteanimations49053 жыл бұрын
The way you talk in this makes me feel like each word you say a part of my soul is chopped away
@KarmasAB1233 жыл бұрын
Don't worry; the butcher will cure you.
@Cystic_Fibrosis3 жыл бұрын
The sound design was incredible
@Shabanezloth3 жыл бұрын
This is more coherent than any of Cosmonaut's video
@kwazhims3lf3 жыл бұрын
4:07 "abby was the hero" proceeds to show someone calling her a pos, then a bunch of abby fail states in TLOU im dying
@reallycool3 жыл бұрын
I love you for doing this
@That_One_Guy-.3 жыл бұрын
Ah, but can it teach us the secrets of Mario´s the double jump? Edit: That was fantastic, I still can´t believe those were real quotes. Now it´s time to let the children play.