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The latest in the bookshelf roast series!
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[@DanielGreeneReviews]

Where would you like to see the “ROAST” series go next??

[@rosie3459]

I really liked the roasting your beat up books

[@YitzBee]

Marshmallows

[@user-vy2hz6fl6x]

I’d like it to turn into setting funko pops on fire

[@elyesmrabet1905]

Maybe a tier list of your favourite bookshelf ‘tropes’? Like your favourite features of a bookshelf to the most revolting objects that would make you detest the person who built it immediately.

[@countvladislausdragulia7414]

Maybe a roast of people’s non-fantasy reading choices? Most readers dabble in multiple genres, it’d be fun to see you roast people’s secondary book choices.

[@OverlyAverageBen]

The string shelf is a masterpiece of engineering and possibly the only proof that God exists

[@Pajali]

Checkmate, atheists. 😂😂😂

[@lazyworldbuilding8910]

The books on the shelf where in German so the engineering part is kind of a given

[@LightningRaven42]

Do you even Newton, bro?

[@maeror1022]

That shelf holds together because the creator believes that it will. If that belief ever falters the whole thing will collapse into a pile of sticks.

[@jonophant]

they also have great taste in books

[@Anime-Control]

I’m considering getting Twitter just for the possibility of getting my bookshelf roasted by The Goblin

[@user-vy2hz6fl6x]

Same, same.

[@maikenelissen3767]

Me too, but I already know I would get so roasted. The only thing really speaking for me is the fact that my bookshelf was made by my grandfather. And that's not much.

[@tennesseedime407]

I did this, then I’ve missed every single time he asked for photos 😂

[@simply.cozyhome]

Same!

[@rickkipp1600]

That was my same thought. I dont want to miss out.

[@amp7980]

I really hope the guy with the dune collection goes full religious zealout with it. And always has a copy with him and never misses an opportunity to give a copy to someone to spread the word.

[@KosmicNomad]

Could even call it a jihad

[@erina2600]

The book ends!!! I’m so jealous

[@DarthMajora]

This is what I do with Assassin's Apprentice. I almost never leave without a copy. I've almost given away 50 copies. At 46 now lol

[@thenextquest6846]

I’m the girl with the Dune book ends 🤚🏻… I might in fact carry a beat up mass market paperback copy with me most of the time

[@henrywong7607]

Hello! Would you like to hear about our lord and saviour Frank Herbert?

[@rambleonrunaway9144]

15:13 How dare you call Prince Caspian, King of Narnia, Lord of Cair Paravel and Emperor of The Lone Islands a Walmart Aragorn 😂😂

[@daisydoesthings1172]

Thank you!! I was disappointed he didn’t know who it was (it’s my shelf btw) 😂

[@giuliakenway6500]

I so cracked up at "Walmart Aragorn" 😂

[@DarthMajora]

@@daisydoesthings1172 I had no idea either lol I thought it was generic Halloween costume cutout haha, crazy

[@kissingshadow]

i came here to say the same thing

[@Thenoobestgirl]

I was offended as a Ben Barnes fan 😤

[@aesdrag0n496]

The answer to your question is yes. The posture of the doll/cat was a deliberate choice, more of existential dread and the inability to do anything about the impending fiery heat-death of the universe but hey death also works

[@maksspirit9798]

Has a little bit of Song to Keep Me Still (Boduf Songs) energy, though there's no cat in that, or dread- more "bring on the heat death already" 😅

[@dajtoad1]

Is the figurine Mob?

[@brandongalvan6603]

Personally, if I sent in my pitiful bookcase for a roast, then I would at least leave my laptop open in the picture, showing my subscription to Daniel's channel for possible bonus points.

[@NerdyLaur]

Maybe try roasting people's TBR pile or favorite books list? I love this series but I can understand wanting to keep it fresh~ Hope you continue to do bookshelf roasts every once in a while.

[@thenextquest6846]

Thank you for roasting my shelves 😂. I’m the girl with the dune bookends! I’ll definitely send a picture in when I get new shelves and can actually re organize my books with all the nicknacks I have!

[@dajtoad1]

Those were fire! I love Dune, but only have the one copy (plus the Audiobook)

[@lauren7713]

Where did you find them? They look absolutely incredible

[@sladewilson9718]

“I think I wanna get married or avoid you, idk which?” That’s how you know they’re the one 😂😂

[@adamsmith7883]

*Video Idea* Maybe issue specific bookshelf challenges and you pick the best of the submissions? Like: submit a bookshelf that uses a lot of lighting or uses lighting in a cool way. Or: submit a bookshelf that has a lot of color. Basically, "if you have a bookshelf in X style, submit it, and I will pick the best, rank them, or whatever".

[@dabloodynine]

It would be cool to see like a "battle of the fandoms" style bookshelf roast. A lot of people seem to have themes so maybe have like "One Piece vs Cosmere" bookshelf battles or something like that. Either way I love this series and will be here to watch it in whatever form it takes. Thanks Daniel !

[@rachelownbey4586]

Progressively over the top knick knackage and special editions. I like it.

[@jasonread16]

"Is that a dragon or a gimp?" - absolute gold, this story needs to be told.

[@azurastar3223]

It's Toothless, which is technically a book character, so deserving of being on the shelf, whether or not it's book accurate...

[@daisydoesthings1172]

As the owner of the shelf I can confirm it’s toothless 😂

[@jasonread16]

@@daisydoesthings1172 I knew it was :P Just Daniel saying that got me good 😂

[@lordphinix3]

I totally forgot this was coming, what a pleasant surprise.

[@user-vy2hz6fl6x]

Ikr!? I was so glad

[@meganega123]

That's what she said

[@shawn6745]

I love how you've evolved from "im not going to rate your book shelves by the content/your taste" to "You get a C because your book taste is bland" lol

[@littletrebleclef]

"can I buy it? Keep it away from me..." was the funniest line.

[@victoriaschotten6403]

I just NEED to know if the dinosaur skull's owner takes the WHOLE skull with him to play d&d at a friend's house

[@GoErikTheRed]

I sincerely hope so

[@tippytoesnmonkeyjoes7369]

It’s my skull, and mostly D&D happens at my house, though I have brought it with me on occasion when we’ve gone to someone else’s house.

[@user-il9ij5wx3n]

@@tippytoesnmonkeyjoes7369 your idea is SO cool!!!

[@tippytoesnmonkeyjoes7369]

@@user-il9ij5wx3n thanks!! It’s actually a Halloween candy dish I got on clearance at the end of the season a few years ago.

[@user-il9ij5wx3n]

@@tippytoesnmonkeyjoes7369 omg amazing. I want one for my dice too!

[@roastedmarhmallow]

First time watching this series; super fun concept and would love to see more. I’m pretty sure the Pikachu blanket is a parody of ‘The Scream’ by Edvard Munch.

[@shelbeyorr9541]

I was thinking the same thing! It's too similar to the painting to be a coincidence.

[@daumari]

It is! It was a shirt woot pattern of the day by Steven Lefcourt.

[@jacobmoeller5345]

Had to make sure someone pointed that out.

[@MusicBlik]

I also scrolled until I could find and upvote this specific comment. Love me some art parodies.

[@blackpepper8062]

My first thought. The background (lines and colours) was definitely a giveaway

[@boyscout177]

Love all the roasts! So the 'Dinosaur Skull with D&D dice' are my wife's shelves. 'Action Barby' is Squirrel Girl. Thanks for the cool shelves and good laughs.

[@Anna-dd1tb]

this dinosaur skull with d&d dice is so cool !!

[@Freekzy]

Man said “Hurt me goblin papi” and holy, Daniel seemed excited 😂

[@Belsebbe]

I meant it, and he did, god damn he did 😂

[@IamMcMull3n]

I hope “is that a dragon or a gimp?” becomes it’s own show.

[@ChaoticKara]

I do love these shelf roasts, and have submitted my bookshelf to a couple of them. I understand if you're getting bored of doing these, perhaps taking a break and roasting something else bookish related will be a good idea and a nice change in pace! :) (Though I do hope you'll come back to roasting bookshelves one day because I still haven't seen your reaction to my long furby, Adam. He guards my bookshelf from angry gremlins and is paid for his work in teeth and praise.) Loved the video, and I even spotted some new books to read from those shelves~

[@eckat5]

Inspired by the shelves at 3:05, if you need to ✨spice✨ up the book roasts, just start playing match maker with the submission- decide peoples romantic destiny off of bookshelf vibes alone

[@Belsebbe]

Hey that's mine at 10:55 😂❤❤ It's a roast but it's not all wrong either! I'll get myself some more indie books, I read Rob J Hayes blog so I should get some of the ones he recommend there. Thanks for stomping me like its American History X sir ❤

[@stoyanminchev3441]

Even if he is right, can I just say that I really like your bookshelf man!!!!!!

[@FragmentedTV]

I liked your setup the most if that makes you any happier. :D

[@Belsebbe]

@@stoyanminchev3441 Thank you! I do love them as well :D Its my pride and joy, now what you dont see is off to the side are two empty shelves waiting to be filled haha

[@Belsebbe]

@@FragmentedTV Aw thank you so much! It does, and hey, I agree with you haha

[@ziloe]

I have an idea for a bookroast. Do the ones found in movies and TV shows, like the huge library of Castlevania, Beauty and the Beast and ATLA, etc. Could even be a tier list vid

[@brookewittman-karlecik9555]

This series was how I found your channel, you can't stop now! This shit makes me so happy it's almost therapeutic, like the detail you add into the roast is just the best

[@christianhotter]

My daughter gets a stack of books from the library every week, but still has her 'I'll be re-reading this series several times' bookshelves. I'm not sure if you've covered local little free library locations, but for those looking to swap books, there is an app to help locate them in your neighborhood. It looks like your viewers are a good resource for book swapping.

[@olemartinstangenlillevik422]

Did he just call Prince Caspian Aragorn?

[@Colaman112]

I believe he did.

[@billyalarie929]

Hot take: What’s the difference? Lay it on me, haters.

[@halilibrahim7764]

@@billyalarie929 😒

[@user-vy2hz6fl6x]

Is it bad I was SO excited to see this notification!? 😭🔥

[@sladewilson9718]

Also, the one you said just looks like a generic fantasy shelf is literally from a bookstore; it looks identical to the Waterstones near my house, even down to the black shelves😂😂

[@Belsebbe]

Yeah I do try to change it up a bit but it is a bit generic 😅😂But I love my shelves! They are filled with books I love to read, my SO do say I need to make it more persona tho but I really like the Library aesthetic

[@seanmcneil1023]

aw don't end this series. I love watching these

[@kaikalter]

Hasn't it been a year since this series started?

[@user-vy2hz6fl6x]

Omg

[@DanielGreeneReviews]

Holy crap it is!

[@kaikalter]

@@DanielGreeneReviews I swear sometimes it's scary how fast time goes by

[@Kam413313]

Rat dog and shy pikachu SWEAR REVENGE ON YOU, GOBLIN! 😂 so happy my meager shelves made the video!

[@DrewBloodProductions]

I humbly request a video of you building a random shelf out of scrap wood, as it seems to be a go-to suggestion. A little diy tutorial moment, perhaps? 😂

[@daisydoesthings1172]

Thanks for the roast soulmate/next murder victim? 😂 It was toothless not a gimp btw and the cutout is King Caspian. I will take my sparkly mess out of 10, I’d say the pretty much encapsulates me. Surprised you didn’t notice the shelf made out of a sheet of cardboard though? 😂

[@Greyerea]

I really just love the showcase of random bookshelves, please keep doing it

[@daumari]

Yes, it's 100% a surprised!Pikachu take on Edward Munch's The Scream! it was a shirt woot of the day in 2019 called "The Surprise" so I'm not sure it's available anywhere anymore buuuuuut makes an excellent book nook buddy. :)

[@TheDiabeticGameMaster]

I just wanna say, thanks for uploading in the morning. I Despise being up at this time but have to be for work. Your videos make it a little easier. Love ya, Daniel. Thanks!

[@jacobbyrne7670]

i have been waiting on this video for literally months, bookshelf roasts are my absolute FAVOURITE, and you have got me into the wheel of time with ur vids!!

[@anvin33]

I love this series and it’s my absolute favourite on your channel. It would be a fun twist if your viewers sent in their reactions either on film or in text form, roasting your bookshelf/book room. Keep up the good work!👍🏻

[@largestbigman5267]

Thank you for the blessing of content goblin man

[@theresathetheresa9771]

These videos is literally working as my antidepressant ngl

[@atlasunderthesky]

Please keep doing the bookshelf roasts! I just moved overseas so haven't got to send mine in yet to be roasted! It's such a great series too.

[@janineswainson602]

Week 4 of being miserable with Covid and then I get roasted after my 3rd submission attempt! And not only that, my style is compared to both Wes Anderson and Umbridge!!! 2 greater compliments you could not bestow. Cheers Daniel! 😊 P.S I found your channel when I was planning my library office space and looking for inspo on YT. I'm not a fantasy reader so the roasts are the only videos of yours I watch lol

[@Gigglepud]

Your entire room looked amazing!! Those are definitely bookshelf/office goals 😍

[@janineswainson602]

@@Gigglepud aww thank you! 🥰

[@karladenton5034]

not my aesthetic, but your library looks awesome.

[@dragonfireink139]

I have a lot of fun watching these. I like seeing people's bookshelves

[@MJB325]

Lol i love your shelf roasts they always crack me up

[@GinnyFan765]

Gotta note: the shelf with “almost too much Lego” has the book shop set on the right side, which is just super appropriate. Lol

[@amboo3118]

I always get exited whenever I see the new book roast vids, thankyou so much for up loading these!!! and don't forget to Smile Giggle Be Silly

[@TheHammy1987]

These roasts are always too short, I love them so much, could watch this for hours :D

[@nedaej9824]

“Is that a dragon or a gimp?” - Daniel Greene, Goblin King 2022

[@ramulus694]

I was so tired watching this that the fire effect at 10:03 gave me a genuine scare and then made me laugh because of it. Thanks for the fun video.

[@sydneyalisonbaker]

You gotta keep going! Love it! Gonna send you mine soon!

[@dragonfireink139]

I love the idea of themed roasts! One week have people submit their favorite author/series shelf (like the dune guy) or pick the series yourself (WoT, for example) Next time have them submit books featuring dragons Next, have them submit featuring a certain color, holiday, etc. It wouldn't have to be "their bookshelf" per se, but that tidbit of collection has to be presented in a visually interesting way. It would cut down the submission volume too, no doubt.

[@rogerhuggettjr.7675]

That wrap around shelf room was incredible! From there to the tring it blew me away.

[@tmntaddict]

I'm still waiting for someone to carelessly show a secret bookcase entrance to their torture dungeon.

[@gman7774]

“I think I wanna get married or avoid you” I feel that

[@Jindomess]

I keep missing the tweets when you start these. I guess you're now on my all notifications list

[@spencercorpuz]

Don't get rid of the roast series! It my favorite

[@sandstorm1123]

That string bookshelf is giving me so much anxiety. Like someone can go up with scissors and all the books and boards would fall like jenga pieces

[@ThatOneGuyOverThere]

Wow, he still hasn’t done mine. Daniel really be saying my shelves are perfect and he just can’t want to roast them. Thanks for the compliment.

[@randomfandoms1519]

Felt an unholy amount of joy seeing the Ranger's Apprentice series at 7:12

[@user-vy2hz6fl6x]

Roast those shelves, Daniel!! 🔥🔥😤

[@sleepysiren9883]

Ok I need that caspian cardboard cutout 15:13

[@daisydoesthings1172]

I made it myself, it’s definitely a prized possession

[@trevorreads]

This is the video I never knew I needed. Haha.

[@hallaloth3112]

I love this series! It's kind of what hooked me onto your channel after I subbed and then. .. didn't check back for over a year (sorry about that). I've not sent my shelves in yet because I am super lazy and they aren't unpacked and. . .I kinda hate knackage. .

[@salvadormora3331]

“I felt your little nose in there” 😂 not sure I needed the visual lol

[@ellynbarclay3121]

Maybe continue to do the videos but compliment them but make the compliments sound like roasts? Anyway loved the video as always❤️

[@isisvda]

The roast of the dog had me laughing out loud LMAO

[@erina2600]

YESSSSSSSSS MY FAV TYPE OF VIDEO!!

[@Kaimli]

next installment of this series could be "roasting your to-be-read book piles of shame" would be just exactly what it sounds like

[@rebecaa7482]

No! How did I miss you were doing this!

[@Metal-Spark]

My cat chews all my books so they're currently hidden in different parts of the house. It's surprisingly hard to find a bookshelf with doors or glass to keep the contents safe.

[@Protose2021]

I finally got roasted! All I had to do was flip him off

[@Wimlan]

Damn! I keep missing these! I wanted to send a pic haha

[@cmondya4919]

Super nice !

[@Bizasbusiness]

the string shelf is actual art not gonna lie

[@kyriross5145]

That Pikachu blanket looks like Pikachu got Birgitte'd

[@Terraglitch]

I will never get tired of these. :D

[@amybooksit7818]

For some reason the handmade rope shelf looked like a movie set piece from Dune. I mean I haven't seen the movie but in my head, it is perfection!

[@christhewritingjester3164]

Re cleaning up first: I think people feel like they're showing their shelves off to a buddy, not some rando internet stranger. Face it, you've pulled together a community that feels warm and inviting, so people aren't going to treat it like 10's of thousands of people are going to see it. 100% your fault you friendly, well-meaning, handsome, bookish bastard.

[@dianemiles2720]

May I request another fantasy character roast? Those are so inspiring and insightful.

[@inesbabaida3009]

I LIVE FOR YOUR BOOKSHELF ROASTS

[@tylerpartin3676]

I just started reading as a hobby about a month ago I’m only 4 books in. I’ll send a shelf in when it gets filled out more for some roastage lol

[@Taylor1989s]

The problem is this is great. The way you come up with roasts for the random bookshelf for those of us who do not care enough to pay that much attention is funny. Truly in an, I must be happy for the rest of the day kinda way and even if you think you are running out of ideas please don't stop doing these videos. As is them be sum the funniest vids my plebian hart must ask for more

[@SyniStar616]

11:17 I'm loving the Night Angel appreciation here, all the yes!

[@ironsights72]

Lost my composure at "I felt your little nose in there" 🤣

[@perspectiVe-]

Best episode yet

[@chaoslimeturtle]

I hope Mine is there! This was my first bookshelf roast I've been a part of

[@user-vy2hz6fl6x]

Good luck !

[@chaoslimeturtle]

It wasn't there, but to be honest, I didn't expect it to be, hopefully next time I'll be in the video!

[@the_milkgod9134]

I was just thinking about when we’d get the next one of these

[@mw5218]

You could roast: - peoples fav books / book series - least favorite books/ book series - funko pop collections in general lmao - fav book quotes Or do this thing where you ask for pics of bookshelves, fav books, etc and start making assumptions (and semi fanfics) about the person based on it, that's always pretty funny

[@brunoperugini6299]

wow, the dune guy, omg so so sooooo many dune books, wth hahahahaha

[@jfabstract]

You could do a similar format where you roast people's favourite books but they have to send in a picture of their edition or something like that, just a thought

[@thelightningking8772]

I can’t wait for the premiere of the the new gameshow that is sweeping the nation: “Is That a Dragon or a Gimp?”

[@stapelchips6559]

14:30 German engineering

[@fredrikfjeld1575]

The pichacu in a cop was perfectly placed. It deserves praise not riddicule

[@milestrombley1466]

My bookshelf is in the hallway. 🤣

[@8Makes1]

I havent been roasted yet and I've submitted every time! Please keep going 😭😭

[@user-fl8mt3jl4q]

Please keep shelf roasting I need more time to get my bookshelf ready for u

[@little_red_cover]

One day I’ll make it onto the bookshelf roasts. Maybe 5th time is the charm… I’ll be back next time too

[@plynch113]

That first example looks freshly purchased and assembled. The spines looked immaculate with no creases or cracking. I would bet a great deal of money is spent on just a decoration to these 35 year olds still living with mom...