BOOKSHELF ROASTING!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

IT'S TIME FOR SOME BOOKSHELF ROASTING!
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[@DanielGreeneReviews]

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[@rainbowsprinklez]

People getting butthurt over you roasting them is silly. You CLEARLY roast with love.

[@katemccrea6963]

I'm so bummed I missed the call out. I follow you on twitter but never saw it. And your roasts are actually some of the nicer ones.

[@tonyimperial5323]

Hey Mr. Greene, I'm going over seas. Gonna knock out alot of reading while I'm away. But I also do woodworking and when I get back I wanna make a bookshelf for my wife. What design features and aesthetics go well with fantasy books. Also I'm on book 2 of the Dresden files and love them series so far. Thank you for your videos they have revamped my love for reading, I even started reading to my kids more. Bfg was a favorite of mine that my grandfather read to me when I was little and my kids love it and were on the hobbit right now.

[@CorprealFale]

Adventure-Crime sounded like a fun category!

[@dinocollins720]

The shelf with the wedding picture on the bottom shelf in the shadow is right by "Faithful and the Fallen." I hope that's not an omen for their marriage haha

[@aaronharvey5625]

I’m not offended that you roast bookshelves. I’m offended that you didn’t break into my house take photos and roast MY bookshelves.

[@ICircuit64]

This comment is much funnier after watching 30 seconds of the video

[@butternuggets868]

Me too! I would appreciate the effort 😂

[@HeitorOliveiraJ]

Me too, still waiting for Daniel do roast my bookshelves

[@aaronharvey5625]

@@HeitorOliveiraJ I just want Daniel to break into my house. If I set a trap and catch a Goblin I may be able to get a ton of Gold.

[@erikaeriksson9840]

YES!!!! Hahaha 😂

[@retroverdrive]

I literally can't put anything on any shelf anymore without wondering what Daniel might say.

[@angelaholmes8888]

Yeah I feel the same way

[@bubbus5183]

the panopticon of bookshelf organizing, aka Daniel Greene

[@daniellamore4875]

honestly same

[@climbingstill9503]

True - he once roasted me and since I moved and have a new space and new shelves, I’m so conscious of double stacking and vibes and never look at funko pops the same

[@IvoryJonsson]

Whenever I look at my bookshelf, I get the weird feeling that Daniel is judging my cable management

[@DanielGreeneReviews]

Boom self roast

[@saschabaer3327]

If your bookshelf requires cable management, something has already gone wrong

[@elizabethaman4381]

He is

[@redgyrados2000]

Is your name a Locked Tomb reference? If so, nice!

[@savannah4439]

Daniel: “I don’t wanna roast book collections” Daniel a single clip later: “look at that meager manga collection smh”

[@batros2981]

You know how people get milder with age? Not Shelf-roast Daniel, he just gets more savage.

[@DanielGreeneReviews]

People keep commenting I’m too nice. So now imma let you know you’re insignificant in the grand scope of the universe.

[@billyalarie929]

People: “You’re quite easy on your submissions, maybe bring it forward just a tad” Daniel: “you should’ve been a cum stain”

[@8Makes1]

@@DanielGreeneReviews 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dracosfire7247]

Cheese gets sharper with age

[@markushoch1171]

@@DanielGreeneReviews Optimistic nihilism means that you're right, but I'm good with it.

[@Glokta4]

Seeing Daniel's love for pets makes me want to take a picture of my kindle surrounded by pets, then submit it.

[@k49821]

Do it

[@emw584]

please do

[@nviz47]

Do it!

[@XavierRD]

My favorite part about this series is how visibly uncomfortable Daniel is insulting randos. I thought we'd seen the last of Bookshelf Roast, I'm glad we haven't.

[@kevy293]

I’m so excited a got an A- all thanks to my disco ball 😂😂😂 to be fair the painting and a bunch of the knickknacks were passed down to me by my late grandparents and I only have so much space so everything kinda had to be there, but eventually I’ll have my own place to spread it all out

[@akaashikeijiluvr]

love your collection, and your disco ball!

[@TheSandreth]

I just appreciate everyone taking the hits. My shelves, desk and everything are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse. The absolute bottom tier is what I aspire to one day be.

[@KH-us3rv]

I, too, wish to be roasted. But I also am embarrassed of how little of the books I have are ones that are mine and am proud to share now. I'd just get a cool set up of floor to ceiling shelves filled with old encyclopedias, half a Nancy Drew collection, a lot of books that belonged to my parents or school, and THEN my collection. Don't be afraid of the setup. Be PROUD of what's YOURS! :)

[@meikusje]

My shelves are there to hold books, I never even considered that I could make them look good until I came across these videos 😂 I don't think they would get a pass grade.

[@xTwilightWolvesx]

Yeah, me too. I don’t even have a shelf, and even when I did a lot of the books I have (mainly my academic/non-fiction books) are sized so weirdly they didn’t even fit properly. I even had one jut out of the shelf awkwardly 🤢

[@novengeance8119]

Now I'm just imagining a goblin who breaks into your house and yells at you about your bookshelves.

[@fernandaparraguirre5237]

ah, the struggle of wanting to get my bookshelf roasted but not wanting to actually have to make a twitter account when i've avoided it for so long

[@Bookdragon11]

I feel you, I too struggle with that decision!

[@one_smol_duck]

Same tho. I'm tempted to create a burner account on The Hellsite™ just for situations like this lol.

[@megnanimous.]

Everytime I watch one of these I feel ashamed of my bookshelves, get motivated to organize them for 2.8 seconds and then go back to watching KZbin and ignore them until the next time Daniel roasts bookshelves.

[@vyrtilanyrwen3071]

“Oh, no. That means you’re so alone you know these chairs won’t be used.” Destruction 100

[@MKTraxel]

Gosh I love these. Daniel, cracking yourself up with these is just great to watch. The giggles are such a serotonin hit. Thanks!

[@Xandycane]

As someone who doesn't care if a book is indie or not, I want to say, it's not supporting the indie community. It's the indie community has awesome books that must be read and displayed. 🙂 Edit to say, the bed bookshelf was sweet and awesome but as someone from California, my only thought was death by books while sleeping. Not really a bad way to go, but...

[@katiewright3309]

Your comment reminds me of the book series called Ascendance of a Bookworm. The main character, who lives in Japan, in the first chapter gets killed by her books falling on her in an earthquake. She also dies right after getting her dream job as a librarian and is reincarnated into a medieval fantasy world where books aren't easily accessible unless you are super rich.

[@Xandycane]

@@katiewright3309 it makes sense that people in Japan would understand my fear! 😁

[@oliviawa1000]

Oh my god I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that when looking at the bed bookshelf lol

[@laindarko3591]

Still debating whether to make a Twitter account JUST so I can let a stranger on the internet judge my bookshelf for a KZbin video.

[@Sivaar108]

The set of books with the smiley face on the spines is the Bill Hodges trilogy by Stephen King. "Mr Mercedes," "Finders Keepers," and "End of Watch" Edit: I see now that this was not needed, lol

[@rachelbronson5749]

I hope you continue to still do these cause I’ve always wanted to be roasted lol

[@aleselene]

These bookshelf roastings might seam repetitive but I always enjoy them a lot!

[@aikawarazuchan5947]

I lost a huge amount of books to water damage when I had to move and the garage they were stored in collapsed during a storm. So I've been too intimidated to rebuild the collection, as I still don't have much space. But daaaang this gave me the itch to start replacing some series. I miss my library aesthetic!

[@lebin7802]

After my horrendous exam this just put me in a better mood

[@billyalarie929]

11:52 that person is probably incredibly nice and thoughtful in really great ways. I bet they’re everybody’s friend that listens to their problems.

[@airsicklowlander7756]

I love how all the dogs look like they’re starring directly at some kind of treat

[@jeanineruggeri4573]

It’s so inspiring to see the bookshelves. Motivates me to get control of all my books everywhere!!

[@joyrowancasey788]

Daniel getting extremely excited for any and all pets in these photos gives me enough serotonin to cure my depression for like a hot minute

[@jossecoupe446]

Considering how I've seen you treat your paperbacks I was afraid you were actually going to burn some of your books for a meme lol. Thank god you are simply roasting people's interior design skills.

[@libbykenilworth4253]

16:16 ah yes the illustrated edition of the Lightning Thief from little known indie author Rick Riordan

[@meganferguson1291]

My thoughts exactly!

[@deannascorner8112]

Omg that whiteboard under the monitors I love that idea as someone who sometimes wants to make some notes but not keep them forever - I need it one!

[@tashawilliams7229]

I love this series it makes me laugh everytime I watch it, and gives me ideas on what I want to do with my own shelves. I am in that phase of "I want all of them". Just moved away from my favorite bookstore (Hard covers for $1.50!) to a place that only has barnes and noble and I am sad now D,:

[@BlackKraya]

It's so nice to see the variety (and the people just showing off the occasional weird shelf) in this series.

[@jaiskoglind5762]

11:45 Thats my shelf!! It's actually a closet though!-not a doorway! It's very shallow and all that's in there is my dresser. Thanks for the roast!

[@robtrnka1989]

Always love the roasts, so many amazing shelves out there. But you may want to censor image at 9: 56. Reflection in poster

[@megnanimous.]

😶 Oh dear.

[@destro6971]

Lol Whoops!

[@A77ick]

12:00 you gave an A to someone with Funko-Pops.......You Gave an A.... to someone with....... FUNKO POPS!!!!!

[@TheShadesofOrange]

Thanks for roasting my Cupboard! Yes I'm voracious reader with no sense of anesthetics 😄

[@xepfeon]

I love these bookshelf toasts. It's both inspirational and horrifying at the same time. I watched them all loads of times

[@kennyclips658]

That sponsor is honestly so cool. Thank you for putting snatch on my radar desheveled goblin!

[@alexm-e4910]

At the end of the year, you should do a 2022 hall of fame and infamy for bookshelves

[@ZephramFoster]

Love this one, I feel like it's much more brutal than the other roasts and it's fantastic. This vid made me laugh out loud multiple times, good job Daniel

[@tiffanyochoa8621]

the bookshelf roasts are amazing-an idea though what about guessing about the reader or what type of reader/person they are based on their books

[@Matthew_GB]

The Smiley Face. It is The Mr. Mercedes Trilogy. Love it!!!

[@Nasser851000]

It's raining Goblins and Trolls where I am right now XD

[@samiowes]

I audibly shouted when I saw a new episode came out! Best series ever!

[@meikusje]

Your outro music always makes me think of Stray, is there a name for that kind of music? I actually got the Stray soundtrack because I liked it so much, and I'm always bopping my head to your outro 😂

[@Schokishake]

The toilet paper roll next to the computer at 15:25 - I see what you‘re doing there!

[@Jenbebookish]

LOL 😂😂 “I’m not breaking into these people’s houses…”

[@TheCroBrosChannel]

Me feeling super called out because I am one of those people currently in the “I want ALL OF THEM” book buying phase :/

[@samueladam8725]

I think it would be pretty cool if you did a video where other booktubers roasted your shelves. You’re looking high and mighty up there Mr. Goblin man

[@RioCuperus]

"You get an imperfect, sit with that; feel it. It's never gonn go away." Daniel the murder Greene

[@easiverly253]

That last pup made my heart melt. A++ for them!

[@luissimoes2645]

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think the smiley faced book set is a Stephen King trilogy about a detective called Bill Hodges wich is where Holly Gibney (a character that appears on The Outsider, another of hisbooks) that starts with the book called Mr.Mercedes. I only know the name of that one because that's the one I read a never got to the other one but I a still planning to. Although I read it in my native language (Portuguese) the smiley face on those spines is very similar to the one on the spine of the Portuguese version so that's why I think it is trilogy.

[@luissimoes2645]

I just realised that later in the video Daniel actually realises what the book set is. Still not deleting it tho ahahah

[@masoninho8]

Took months for my shelves to actually get roasted, and he just talks about my couch 😂

[@stardroplet9499]

Thank you for still doing these occasionally Daniel 😊 👍

[@numrut96]

WAIT... WTF IS THAT REFLECTION AT 9:59

[@eX13Eugene]

I see nothing wrong there 😅

[@numrut96]

@@eX13Eugene the man of culture

[@BWinced]

Love the bar-bookshelf concept, along with the Ashandarei! I'd love to know where those shelves came from, if not custom built.

[@BFOmega]

They're just creatively used Ikea Kallax shelves bolted together!

[@Roma_eterna]

Lmfao! “How’s your marriage counseling going?” 🤣

[@aerynmusick4548]

Thank you for speaking out about Cards Against Humanity. If you have a good friend group, you don’t need a card’s permission to make offensive jokes.

[@Earendilgrey]

I always miss my chance to send my shelves, but I appreciate them as it reminds me to clean/dust my shelves. Also that sponsor reminds me of the Round Robin fanfics we used to do back in the day.

[@GallowglassVT]

Tbf, Caligula as an emperor wasn't nearly as bad as people say. A lot of what's said about him came after his reign and was written by the families of his political enemies. Irl, he was less murderous incestuous psychopath, like Commodus definitely was, and more of an internet shitposter with power over an empire. Still better people for the job, but yeah, as a ruler,he wasn't terrible.

[@brendanhart517]

The camera frame you had moving around all over the place is awesome great use for highlighting Some of these roasts were brutal and inventive and fun

[@Esther-uz1gi]

I have about 8 elephant decorations on my bookshelf, pretty much all of them were passed down from my great grandma

[@lucamariekortylewski7754]

At least I only got called basic this time, the first time I submitted my shelf I still had my games and Blu-rays mixed in and got roasted for that.😂 Now on to diversify my shelf and make it more interesting.

[@MorriganReads]

My shelves aren’t tall enough for some of my books, so I have to side-stack. I still feel bad about it.

[@emu816841]

I always love these and hope one day I'll have a proper shelf, not only for my poor books who've been devoid of a final home for a long time, but to also offer up on a platter for roasting. :D

[@avissinnwell256]

I’m cackling at the fact that the shelf with the head statue thing that Daniel felt was staring at him has the twilight saga in the middle of the room in a stack

[@stormofire9886]

I’m just waiting for the day when Daniel promotes one of these roasts with a “formal apology” tweet to make us all come look😂

[@alicepbg2042]

5:03 - nah... I would never do such a thing... it's mostly like that because manga is cheaper to buy. month to month. but the latest additions were actually the dexter books.

[@Yondi1000]

I have been crafting my bookshelf for the last couple months for you to roast. But I missed your tweet! Hopefully you do another one soon cause I need to be roasted. 😂

[@AeLikesToPlay]

11:03 I literally did a double take because those are the exact Ikea bookshelves I have. It only was for a second (because my shelves are much more crowded and the area around my shelves is incapable of being anything but a disaster), but for that second it really was like Daniel broke into my house and took pictures of my shelves to roast.

[@lewbasnight6283]

8.56 that's the hardcover edition of Stephen Kings Bill Hodges series.

[@GinnyFan765]

So happy to see another bookshelf roast! I was worried this series was done. Sadly I missed the time to submit my own, but hopefully I’ll catch your post next time! (I don’t use Twitter very much 😅)

[@dinocollins720]

The shelf with the wedding picture on the bottom shelf in the shadow is right by "Faithful and the Fallen." I hope that's not an omen for their marriage haha

[@setitheredcap2677]

My bookshelf is in a kitchen cupboard. I have no need to display my books 😂

[@hallaloth3112]

Lol, both my bookshelves have boxes on top of them to stop an adventurous cat from climbing from my computer desk to the top of the shelves where he then can't get safely down. One of them may end up moving so he can have a sitting shelf above me. The other shelf is. . .super deep, you could easily double shelf books there. . . I need to get some putty to knackage it up in a fashion that said adventurous cat can't knock glass things over. They're still just a little too empty to submit though.

[@heroiam4067]

8:20 that’s Michelangelo’s David my dude

[@authorindisguise5173]

Should have been a sponsor. I was just looking for a wireless keyboard xD

[@razaldazal2259]

Lmao my shelf didn’t even get a grade but it made Daniel laugh. ILL TAKE IT!

[@bernat_pb]

Today Daniel was extra spicy. Love it

[@angelaholmes8888]

Yeah I feel the same way

[@leena1842]

my greatest shame in life is the knowledge that daniel would hate my shelf

[@ranchyfinch1011]

This was the first time I have been interested in a sponsor ad in a video.

[@AlisonxWonderland1]

"How's your marriage counselling going?". HAHAHAH

[@thesilverbeluga8539]

13:23 My favorite part about this shelf is the rubik's cube with one side solved. Clearly not just there to take up space, it's been used.

[@CPS222]

Daniel, I admire your restraint for not asking out the person with the powerful bisexual-attracting bookshelves (you mentioned board games; yes it was obvious)

[@Septurm_andstuff]

My bookshelf is in a cabinet to help block the sun (also I’m broke and can’t buy shelves)

[@adamborst]

I now feel like adding "bust of Genghis Khan" to my Christmas list.

[@jscottgp2011]

I know the one built around the bed looks awesome. But….what if something went wrong with a shelf above your head? That’s a lot of weight that’s just gonna land right on your head lol hell of a wake up alarm!

[@billyalarie929]

12:03 this is a person who is genuinely learned and also has an honest desire to teach you about all of the things that they’re passionate about. He wears tweed, offers you a genuinely nice tea even if you aren’t a tea drinker, and he has a great, homely voice you can listen to for hours as he tells you all about the adventures had while a group sets off to destroy the One Ring. Let’s be real this is probably that Legendarium guy on KZbin.

[@orangejoos]

This is my younger brother’s bookshelf! I don’t think he’s ever worn tweed but he does love tea haha

[@natabat4998]

I’m pretty sure the smiley faces collection at 9:00 is the Mr Mercedes trilogy? Though it’s not the version that I’ve seen in the UK so not quite sure

[@DarthPerc]

Definitely need more of these. You pulled no punches 😂😂

[@AngelConfetti]

I have a whole 2 shelves out of 6 just for knackage……. And books in a pile in other rooms…… I’d hate to see my grade lol Also can confirm I've hit the "just started to get some series under my belt and now I want all of them" stage of buying books..... the amazon wishlist has exploded and my husband is worried lol

[@carrina1006]

I successfully bamboozled Daniel with a pupper. Her name is Freya.

[@jkeough27]

I'm moving soon and planning on buying a new bookshelf. Just this morning I thought "Once I do I should post on one of those Bookshelf Roasting videos Daniel does. Wait, does he even do those anymore?" and then I got the notification for this video lol.

[@lolomitbolo]

9:49 might aswell be familiar because you already roasted it in another video😭

[@mattsully5332]

It seemed like you really had fun with this one! One of these times, I've really got to send in pics of my bookshelves...

[@winterwoodbooks]

Finally! So excited, Highlight of my day!

[@NotAPirateF]

I gave a like... but that Assassin's Creed comment broke my heart even though the shelf wasn't mine 😢

[@ceryspoulton]

The one person who had the Lovejoy canvas at 10:59 made me so happy

[@kristina4492]

Love these! Maybe one day I will share mine but my books are in glass cabinets so I know you would not approve

[@TwirlGirl2197]

12:20 This was like my dream bookshelf/bed as a child. Down to like the lights and everything. I still kinda want a bookshelf headboard

[@Eli-234]

The dude at 10:16 just put up a book self in a liminal space