THE GREAT BOOKSHELF JUDGEMENT!🧑‍⚖️

BOOKSHELF ROASTING TIME!
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[@DanielGreeneReviews]

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[@AlcheonArt]

I always miss submitting to this because i don't use twitter? Could you perhaps announce it in a KZbin community post as well? That's be really apreciated

[@signspace13]

Love Wraithmarked and MoL, I was one of those in the first wave, the 14th backer of MoL. I really hope you checkout the book once you can have it in hand. Though for this one I don't really recommend the Audiobook.

[@coffeeshack6160]

aye bro u got the kendrick tee shirt?

[@kaedmon4406]

Glassdoor actually prevent dust in the shelf! should be better rating for such shelves.

[@akashdefonseka]

Who else is waiting for Daniel to roast HIS OWN bookshelves one day? 😏

[@HeronKij]

He does with every upload. He doesn't need to say anything to let us know they're clearly subpar. His sentence is us judging him with every video.

[@akashdefonseka]

@@HeronKij Yeah but like an official self-roast would be cool

[@alexanderkostadinov8936]

U tripping bro

[@doha4258]

@@HeronKij thats so BRUTAL i LOVE IT

[@dartxni]

Every time I see his bookshelf in a video I think - that guy who rates bookshelves would roast these and it would be deserved and then I realize.

[@TheBenenene10]

The doors/glass could be for people with dust allergies in their homes. Makes it easier to keep everything dust free

[@farheennadeem7601]

or people like me who have pet birds that love chewing pages xd

[@DanielGreeneReviews]

This is…. Acceptable.

[@czarmorte2930]

@@DanielGreeneReviews One of my friends uses glass doors on his bookshelves because he has to keep a high humidity in his house to alleviate some medical issues.

[@pizza6464]

Also for someone like me who doesn’t have enough books to justify buying a shelf and has to do with cabinets.

[@RileyDemski]

Also it protects books from yellowing i velieve!

[@MaryaHach]

"Why do I feel like this bookshelf is going to come to life and tell me to murder my neighbour's dog?" That was... oddly specific.

[@wjones28]

I don't know Daniel, WHY DO YOU HUH?

[@LemonyFool]

my shelves are at 21:35 i'd say they're about as straight as i am

[@Carolina-rd3gh]

😂😂 His sentencing ahaha

[@bookish4415]

The fact that that bookshelf had Aristotle and Dante and several other gay books is very funny to me.

[@ansalo]

Great video! Hard disagree with Chris's shelf at 12:11. The exposed outlet is the mark of a person who values practicality and pragmatism over aesthetics. The ability to quickly and easily plug and unplug whatever needs plugging or unplugging is worth a lot of value.

[@Ghoul_Boi]

I completely agree! Also, the shelf wouldn't have been flush against the wall due the the plug in the outlet :/

[@kimkosyjana9511]

Agreed!

[@chrisjoyal7176]

agreed. how the flip are you supposed to use the outlet if you block it with a full bookcase? huh Daniel? riddle me that

[@DudePlays]

The way we do it is plugging in an extension cord. This was you can slide the shelf in front and then stick out the end of the cord the tiniest bit so you can still plug things in;)

[@chromarush1749]

@@Ghoul_Boi it wouldn't be flush with the wall anyways because of the 5 inch thick heater at the bottom.

[@da3m0nic_79]

“Your sentencing is - you may live.” This quote goes hard omg

[@girlmeetschaos]

"you're just one of those people who's going to collect stacks and stacks of books and never read them" I felt this in my soul

[@Zivilin]

Same😔

[@rebeckaorsmark2325]

Petition for a "what your book collection says about you" video!

[@choco1199]

Yes yes!

[@bubsjrd7290]

Yes yes!

[@SplashEazy]

I know Daniel always puts a disclaimer that he says these things in jest, but has anyone reorganized their shelves after his roasts? Lol.

[@robbybevard8034]

Yes actually! One person got their shelf roasted and then got new shelves to update it in a future video.

[@SplashEazy]

@@robbybevard8034 that's awesome! One day I'll be brave enough to share my shelf and hopefully the goblin lord will roast me lmao.

[@user-vy2hz6fl6x]

I hope so! Many of his roasts/critics are actually helpful(imo)

[@Ellary_Rosewood]

I live for these videos... I just wish all of my books weren't stuffed in boxes in a storage unit and I had an actual home and a place to put them. One day. 😭

[@emanuelgonzalez7500]

Good luck

[@jameskilgour387]

To be fair, a storage unit is still substantially better than at least a third of these

[@gekkenhuisje]

Better than having them arranged with a bunch of CURSED FUNKO POPS.

[@jayna3721]

I hear ya. Housing market is crazy rite now so we moved to a smaller apartment and now most of my collection is also in a storage unit too. Still doesn't stop me from buying more books, it just slowed it down lol

[@Ellary_Rosewood]

@@jayna3721 Yeah, I'm still buying books, even though I'm living out of a backpack and duffle bag. Can't stop me! 😂

[@paigeo1383]

I love how some people get sentenced to needing a little bit more bookshelf, while others are sentenced to a meat grinder lmao

[@DStrormer]

I'm not gonna lie to you, we're moving and I've been so tempted to send you a picture of all my books sitting in big crates in our storage waiting.

[@itsnikki3579]

Please do😭✋

[@bibliophilecb]

Do iiiiit!

[@six-piecechickenmcnobody7531]

Do it lol

[@chai1887]

Do it!!

[@XxJiiGSAWx]

16:15 is god tier, mammoth collection, great reading spot and so cleannnn

[@shakira4223]

They're living The Life ngl. And they have a separate place for their cat. sigh

[@JAAAY62]

Oh, I was the second one. That photo was from a few months ago and the bunny is no longer alone as I have more books. Also, that bunny was my favorite childhood stuffed animal that I carried everywhere and slept with every night crushing it against my chest. I can never get rid of it. I also now had a subtle ace flag made out of little yarn octopuses my sister's friend made for me.

[@nava4672]

I love that the shelf at 16:45 has the holy bible between two random travel books

[@Carolina-rd3gh]

Ahaha

[@meganega123]

The Silmarillion?

[@GodRustang]

Excited AF. I don’t even know why I love this so much, just do.

[@erina2600]

That Percy Jackson collection “in plastic” actually comes in a box which isn’t really visible - so they could’ve read them, and just kept them in the box. (I have the same set and have kept it in the box lol)

[@azula_hehe]

Please teach me your ways of fitting them in the box after reading them! I swear i don't understand how they're supossed to fit 😭😭

[@Struggler12349]

@@azula_hehe with tears, swear, blood and patience, the box does stretch out and threatens to rip haha

[@maritelkerbout]

It is a lot of work😂

[@azula_hehe]

@@Struggler12349 my box might be slightly exploding, but..... its kinda there!!

[@CirquedJoy]

In my experience, books that come in a box set never fit back in the box after you're done reading them.

[@t.a.summers]

Yay for more bookshelves! Honestly some of these I love seeing for inspiration on what books they have or method of organizing, but it's also fun to see how Daniel gets creative with the roasting.

[@jameselders2228]

19:43 "IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM" We love a good The Office reference

[@shannonallen4851]

I love these. I hope you keep doing this because I just started replacing years of lost books and my shelf is not quite full enough to send in

[@bibliophilecb]

Same! I’m just now working on building back up my bookshelf and while part of me is curious what Daniel’s reaction would be to my shelf’s current state (I’d maybe get up to a D since my cat is often on it), I’m hoping someday I’ll be able to send in something decent instead!

[@ninon5955]

You could post my shelves for me lol, they are ready but I don't have twitter

[@lenanana8]

While I share your distain at imprisoning your books, glass shelves are optimal in the humid tropics where the daily dose of dust, sunlight and humidity can really damage your books. Take it from someone living in the equatorial tropics who has had more books at the book clinic than not. Love you Disheveled Goblin sir!

[@dizzyentrepreneur6350]

Welcome to the bookshelf roast Have a look around Here there be bookshelves that are disheveled to be found We've got mountains of SFF, some better, some worse If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first.

[@odile8701]

Was not expecting a Bo Burnham parody in this comment section, but life is full of surprises! 😆

[@apathys_a_tragedy]

Love it

[@dizzyentrepreneur6350]

@@apathys_a_tragedy Anything and everything all of the time. (*point remote*) Love the username btw.

[@dizzyentrepreneur6350]

@@odile8701 just like it would be if there was a *world on fire*.

[@apathys_a_tragedy]

@@dizzyentrepreneur6350 thanks 😊

[@readingsloph7584]

I can’t believe I missed it again! I have a picture of my bookshelves ready to go and yet here we are. Let’s hope I get there next time.

[@isaacs5731]

Same for me, I've submitted a photo three times almost immediately every time

[@grandadmiralmanatee]

17:22 I think the glass in this case actually looks really nice!

[@TheToneBender]

I've had a random block of leftover hardwood lying around and never knew what to do with it. Going to turn it into a writer's block now.

[@aquarium985]

Daniel, you are being too harsh about the glass doors. Books do runaway sometimes when some goblin steal it in the guise of borrowing it or just plain steal it. And then you never see that book again. It is quite sad.

[@cookiemocher388]

Exactly

[@trudat1498]

Daniel, I have my books behind glass so that I can still see them, but my pet birds can’t chew on them. Please reassess your thoughts on books behind glass 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼😢

[@homunculus7]

i am soo proud to see soo many Rick Riordan books in these shelves

[@pinpunk13]

Maybe the shelf from 15:36 is actually a hidden door. That would explain the way the books are stacked.

[@oliviatankinganimation7732]

I really like the deeper bookshelf! I used to have one like that and I had no idea how to organize my books. But I love how they have organized it.

[@nuritherandomhuman1325]

One day my bookshelf will be filled of novels, not textbooks, but not today. Today I'm just gonna cry over homework

[@andrewputnam2717]

It gets better I promise

[@lanwagj]

Wait I’m relatively new to this channel and I am SHOOK about discovering that Daniel is bisexual?? I stan a King

[@amiliar2656]

same omg? it really caught me off guard lol. a bicon

[@elongatedmuskrat6964]

Right??? I could kinda sense that ✨safe energy✨

[@Seanph25]

That part had me so dead 💀

[@amandak.4246]

it is SO weird to celebrate someone you don't know not being straight

[@PrinceMeNb1]

I've got two power outlets in my room.. And one is hidden behind a big shelf that I cannot move around freely.. Sometimes it's better to accept the less aesthetic way over the "how the hell shall I be able to get to my power outlet" feeling

[@Mo-sb7ps]

My shelves are the ones @ 14:22 (the one with the cat), and I had a separate reply with the established shots of the bookshelf 😂 (my cats say hi though!)

[@andrewputnam2717]

Congratulations on making it in the video

[@Carolina-rd3gh]

Cute kitty ahaha 😺

[@lunajacquelynn5244]

The bookshelves with glass could be to protect the books from animals, I have one cat that while I absolutely love her, can’t put books on the bottom two shelves of my bookshelves because she loves to chew book spines and I have no idea how to stop this

[@sharpduds]

These roasts make me almost, ALMOST, want to get back on Twitter specifically because my bookshelves are immaculate

[@mercedesplay_more_kof8488]

I will never tire of these.

[@eighteencupsoftea2021]

Watching these videos always makes me reconsider my own bookshelf organization strategy

[@pinkmate22]

I think the dust thing has been pointed out but I and a lot of others have major dust allergies & having glass doors on our shelves help keep the books dust free, just one less thing to dust too lol Imma go out & buy a funko pop just for Daniel if I ever send in my bookshelves 😘

[@pangalacticgargleblaster2610]

@17:00 I live in thailand, it is very humid and very hot, the doors are there so I can dehumidify the shelves and books and prevent the pages from falling out due to the glue failing

[@nial722]

The "lustful desire that will never be fulfilled".... Daniel. Daniel that was too real🥲

[@FellsApprentice]

I love how half of these are Actually Good Efforts and the other half are just blatantly trying to piss Daniel off.

[@eyeofsauron628]

These videos are just hilarious, I love how creative these roasts are

[@QazwerDave]

Door and glass stopping dust from collecting !!

[@clairejeter8274]

I had to pause at 21:28 because I have never heard another human person, outside my immediate family, say the word cattywampus (okay honestly never tried spelling it before).

[@caelynn42]

14:03 I have those books, they’re in a cardboard box. They could very well be opened and I think this person deserves an appeal.

[@PabloFlores-pj1nu]

Whats the name of that saga?

[@caelynn42]

@@PabloFlores-pj1nu it’s Percy Jackson and the Olympians, an amazing series! 100% recommend.

[@PabloFlores-pj1nu]

@@caelynn42 Thanks!

[@Emily_tharp87]

Honestly I live for these videos

[@juliagaylard4186]

These videos always make my day😍 I also rewatch when I am having a sucky time

[@icequeen050]

I don't understand how I've managed to miss every single bookshelf roast tweet! One day I'll get mine toasted

[@Niyati99]

the one week I decide to log out of Twitter, you do this??? ugh, hopefully I'll make it in next time. it has everything you love - funko pops, books placed sideways, MCU stuff, it is perfect.

[@marissaelliott6102]

These bookshelf roasts make my day. Wish I could get Twitter so I could send you my new bookshelves, but I'm not allowed yet. Hopefully soon🤞. And Daniel, I sentence you to making more of these videos because I can't get enough of them.

[@jaredlane9961]

The Tolkien at 6:55 is goals!!!

[@thesaskina]

My bookshelf @ 21:15 and I am absolutely here to tell everyone that I am interested in hot anime guys 😌 no shame

[@7ick725]

when are you going to sentence Sanderson, Butcher, WInters, Lee, and any other author you've interviewed, bookshelves?

[@robbybevard8034]

He's actually done a couple pro writers and booktuber shelves, Generally they're really good so there's not much to insult.

[@7ick725]

​@@robbybevard8034 I'm just wondering what foul sentencings the Goblin could bestow upon one of the Book Gods? Could he slam his pewter gavel down on their collections? Or would he just be too scared?

[@MarijuanaPaint]

So happy you're giving Berserk a second chance. I beg you to power through the first volume or two to get to the "Golden Age arc". It's basically a flip reset and starts the story from Guts' birth. Fantastic stuff from that point on. Anyway, I'm sure you've heard all that before. Stoked either way as it was my first manga and really opened me up to the medium a few years ago.

[@Struggler12349]

Did you see Mike's book review of berserk? Can't wait for him to finish it. Somehow I have a feeling that Daniel is too squeemish to finish berserk. He might make it to the eclipse but I have difficulty imagining him going through the conviction arc. He won't be able to stop if he makes it to that point tho. When the millennium falcon empire arc starts it a completely different ball game

[@MarijuanaPaint]

@@Struggler12349 I did! Really happy he got into it too, I do hope he continues to post reviews. Though I'm reading through it still, at the rate the deluxe editions are released haha. I think you might be right about Daniel, I wouldn't be surprised if he stops at Wyald tbh. Then again, he hasn't exactly shied away from dark topics and themes before so he may really get into it. I guess we'll see

[@deborah_douez]

Every time I see the glass I think of what a good idea it is to keep pets from eating the books or kids from tearing the pages or coloring in them.😅

[@simmonslucas]

Animated covers for digital books! what a great idea

[@Glokta4]

The super deep shelf looks like it is a linen closet. I envy that they have more books and linens.

[@anovelbeauty]

I'm tempted to get a twitter for the sole purpose of getting my bookshelves roasted...

[@xompeii]

earthquakes is the only reason to have glass in front of the books - I say as someone who slept under bookshelf in California and risked being bludgeoned to death by books in my sleep

[@lauram3440]

Where I live never gets earthquakes except ONCE completely out of the blue in the middle of the night and I had over bed cupboards. I will forever be haunted by the memory of waking up to my board games crashing onto my face and my bed filled with fake money and game pieces 😅😅

[@xompeii]

@@lauram3440 the last time there was an earthquake I woke up and reached up to touch my books right before it hit and that’s the only reason I didn’t die

[@ayajade6683]

Museum putty might be a good investment it stabilizes the shelf so it doesn't fling contents.

[@k-majik]

Damn, I missed the chance to submit my shelves again :( I don't use Twitter very often ... Next time I'll remember, this looks too much fun to pass up!

[@Magali_theRecordKeeper]

The glass doors might also be useful if you have a grabby toddler in your home. My 2 yr old godson came to visit one day and... almost destroyed the dust jacket on my Silmarillion while trying to carry it around. I'm not one for putting a barrier in front of my books, but at that moment it seemed like it would have been a good idea. :P

[@mcintyre0591]

I REALLY want someone to send the goblin a bookshelf with the 5th Sorceress prominently displayed

[@wednesdaypoetryclub]

I was binging this series (?) last night and was so sad there weren't any more... so glad this vid came out today

[@isaacbutler4895]

YOOOO!!! MY BOOKSHELF IS THE THUMBNAIL!!!

[@neriah0728]

I don’t know why I crave these videos but I do! I watched this then went back to older ones because the critics were great and funny

[@killingtimeslowly1]

The anxiety of hoping the next shelf is your one is too much 🤣 maybe I’ll be featured next time!! Awesome content Goblin!

[@zhoradaiyu5184]

I wish I had twitter so I could send you pictures of the bookshelves in my parents' house. We have books in almost every room, only the bathrooms and the garage are bookless. 😅

[@blueheadphones6823]

13:53-the shelf itself A+ rhyme, fantastic job

[@YourBrainonBooks]

I literally want to get to a Twitter account for sole purpose of having my shelves roasted

[@vajs6312]

Never heard of Domagoj Kurmaić, but as a Croatian, I’m elated that we’re beggining to get a foothold in the modern fantasy genre. 😁

[@luanajasmin5125]

finally some yugos coming through in the fantasy genre, loving it!!

[@FantasyBookFather]

I’m gonna keep commenting until we get a shelf tour of the living room and you showing us the COZY SETUP!

[@daisysimboli1772]

I double dog dare you to read a court of thorns and roses

[@Sarah-hj4jj]

He has graced me with his presence after a long day at work!! I get to watch this while eating my dinner!!

[@kamikazelemming1552]

I don't use Twitter, nor do I have any intention of joining. If I did have Twitter, and if I had found your channel before this video's release, I would have loved to listen to you critic my bookshelves. Keep up the awesome work.

[@linaasaanchez]

This should be a weekly video cause it’s too much entertaining 😩

[@cricat3776]

i ALWAYS miss these!!! ugh!!! ill try again next month i guess

[@bryanthomas7420]

Yesssss finally my favorite kind of video from you- well among others

[@OtherTheDave]

If I had to guess, I’d guess the glass and doors are there to keep out the dust.

[@AvaCalva]

I want to post my bookshelf so badly but take off the one Samwise funko pop from the front before posting it

[@Artagars]

This is great. I hadnt seen this series before (newbie here) but it makes me sad that I'm living remote area for a few years and all my books/shelves are in storage so I can't send my set up for judgement ahahaah

[@thorstenmohlmann732]

Best format on your channel! love it

[@user-xd5ze1je3s]

I felt my heart skip a beat when I saw my notif...great sign.

[@DreamstudioXD]

My bookshelf consist of a metal shelf from home depot and 4 plastic boxes full of books, no spreedsheet or index on whats in each box, also its on the garage. Im sure Daniel will love it.

[@Nasser851000]

It's a good thing Daniel will never see what my bookshelf is like in the Dreaming XD

[@mohammedamaan5397]

You had books of your own man I didnt knew bout them definitely gonna checkem out

[@zoebrugg7594]

Now I want to wood burn on a block "Writer's Block." That made my mom laugh and hit me in the back.

[@justthinkingoutloud2538]

I haven’t watched any of your shelf roasts until now, but I’ll have to go back and watch them now, that was great!

[@carlrood4457]

There's no bigger pain in the ass than an outlet behind furniture.

[@theunexplainablecrumbs4387]

16:11 looks like a shop xD very nice though

[@heitorcoutinho4462]

I'm on a mission to praise Daniel every time he makes a The Office reference. I have no reason to do so, but I shall...

[@rowanbowers5743]

22:07 ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

[@mondinsel4235]

I whole-heartedly agree on the funko pops, I think they are unsightly 😂 some of these make me wish I could get a new bookshelf, but for the foreseeable future I'll have to live with my white basic billy...

[@iacobuseurus509]

One good thing about bookshelf roasts is that it makes me self conscious about my shelves so I clean it

[@CirquedJoy]

12:58, that's a closet, that's why the shelves are so deep. They're meant for towels and sheets.

[@joseonblackmann1867]

Love the T-shirt Daniel.

[@kimkosyjana9511]

Haha. I love these. I have to send mine in one day!

[@linogandra3223]

Btw, have u read Mother of Learning Daniel? I found it a superb timeloop story and definitely worth checking it out!

[@Orniflyer]

I agree! Please check it out

[@jaredpoulter6762]

When you said, "Ending on a positive note" I spelled it "paw-sitive" in my head because of the doggos in the last entry.