A 'Real Man's Apology' Parody

[@IXCproductions]

Do I get a "Real Woman's Apology" when she puts mustard on my sandwich?

[@iseeicyicetea]

IXCproductions you should apologize for not liking mustard.

[@gleipnirrr]

IXCproductions there's a parody for this called "a woman's apology"

[@IXCproductions]

Alexander Vladimir Thanks, got to check that out.

[@onteriojohnson7443]

Lol or the time all the white t-shirts came out pink

[@iseeicyicetea]

IXCproductions apparently you get to punch karen straughan if she forgets the mayonnaise on your sandwich ^^

[@shlomikalon]

brb guys, gonna watch My Little Pony to get all this gray out of my eyes

[@VibratorPoliceisgod]

שלומי אלון Ew

[@Violeta568]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH U WIN

[@dankachu4448]

Naw man you gotta watch something stronger like problem solvez

[@Shermann]

שלומי אלון And I'm going to /pol/ to get my sense of humor back.

[@shlomikalon]

***** Ew don't say that word

[@TheYoutubaki]

Their video is one of the most pathetic videos I have ever watched... How ironic they disabled comments :P

[@Repzion]

TheYoutubaki they disabled them this morning, they were open last night.

[@kryp879]

***** If they can't defend themselves from the thoughts of the internet then how can they possibly defend their girl from the thoughts of the entire world? They should probably apologize to her for lying.

[@evigetrollkarln2970]

***** i would enjoy going against the manginas in the ring and take a sharpie and name my gloves patriarchy and misogony so i can hit a bitch with patriarchy and misogony ooooh that would be nice to finally punch a little bitch since if i were to hit a femenazi i would be sexists even tho they want equality

[@techpony4258]

haha thats fucking man right there! so brave! so strong! they can handle anything the world throws at them (as long as it is in line with their opinions)

[@Zeromegas]

TheYoutubaki The people who disable comments they no have cojones, only balls side atoms that monly Harry Pym or Ray Palmer can find it.

[@WackyJack322]

Is this a White Knight's dating profile video?

[@HealingandHypnosisTracks00]

***** No, it's just obviously scripted - for the views and money.

[@jelorer]

Therapeutic Music it doesnt haave that many views dawq

[@mathieuleader8601]

***** SJW batman

[@aminahassan561]

Probably

[@moodyJules]

I don't get this video. They just keep repeating "I messed up so bad. I'm sorry. All women, I'm so sorry. Ohmogod, so sorry."

[@Draclord35]

Jake Tecchio Yeah TJ got it right "Sorry I'm white! Sorry I'm male! Sorry I'm white! Sorry I'm male!"

[@nickmeistersa123456]

Draclord35 He was being ironic.

[@cosmicowl2372]

Jake Tecchio These guys apparently believe they need to apologize repetitively to be forgiven, I guess that's part of being Christian though. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry for being born into sin, I'm sorry for having sexual thought patterns which are coded into my DNA, I'm sorry that the devil has control of my brain because you allowed this to happen with your apple-tree prank... I'm sorry! Please forgive me GAWWWD!"

[@Draclord35]

nickmeistersa Yeah I know! But it's fucked up to think that someone made a joke about being white and male and then couple of years later some morrons make a serious video about that.

[@The_Crimson_Fucker]

+Jake Tecchio Welcome to the Feminist version of Catholicism.

[@ShadeScarecrow]

At first I was like "aww thats nice, they want to apologize to their ex or something, why is repzion making fun of them" ... then came the "to all the woman in the world" line and i got it xD

[@JonnySpec]

ShadeScarecrow and then they talk about "guiding women" and mention Jesus and Church, and then you really understand what the video's about lol

[@arathar24l]

So wait... is this... Christian propaganda? Or feminist propaganda? I'm very confused.

[@cafi1999217]

Aratharr i think it is stupidity propaganda, but im not sure

[@Leyvin]

Aratharr No idea and honestly it frankly doesn't matter as it could be for either or both. Mind I can't have been the only one to not only cringe at the source video material but the so-called Parody... was just painful to watch.

[@MashZ]

An attempt to use feminism to spread Christianity

[@maryo.6864]

Both

[@ImASillyName]

When you manage to bully people into apologizing for the gender YOU are the monster. I find this less funny and more so saddening and scary because this is going to have a butterfly affect. I fucking despise the idea that we all must be extremely PC to be good people, because its sad.

[@ImASillyName]

***** You seriously underestimate the sheer autism of SJWs.

[@blixer8384]

ImASillyName HEY! That's hardly fair, an autistic person is infinity smarter than 10 SJWs.

[@mia_bentzen]

Emmett Leone-Woods a sometimes smarter than normal people too

[@EvilShadow7777]

ImASillyName Pretty sure I'd rather be in a hungry pussy with teeth than the taint these men are humiliating themselves over.

[@ImASillyName]

Jeremy West me too

[@onemanschorus12]

Where's the ad featuring women apologizing to the men whose lives they've ruined with slander and divorce?

[@qg786]

Not to mention child support.

[@Shermann]

One Man's Chorus It was petitioned to be shut down my feminists. The same feminists, who, ironically enough, acted in it in the first place. Wouldn't be the first time shit like that has gone down in the feminist community.

[@akatsuki20113]

And false rape accusations

[@letsgococo5192]

And don't forget pressuring you to conform to an equally harmful image of men that they created

[@Shermann]

***** The human race would also go extinct; you know that, yea?

[@anubis243-x5h]

Does anyone else see the similarities these guys show to victims of mental abuse?

[@letsgococo5192]

I was just going to say that before saw you

[@psychocomytic9778]

Yeh. I mean it's not hard to spot. Any one of those guys could be miss stockholm 2015.

[@jasonjean5333]

Poo-poo in toilet bowl, No individual care poo-poo in spaghetti, everyone upsetti

[@trex2322]

20/10 -ign

[@letsgococo5192]

Lol wut?

[@TwizztidAngel]

LMAO The comments section is disabled for the video!!!

[@TheEmanExperience]

Brian Tolliver I know i was going to comment but i guess they are too sensitive for that

[@Ultra80s]

Brian Tolliver Disabled to allowed for 'Safe [internet] Space.'

[@CakeGasp]

But was the whiskey real? :P

[@Feldi]

CakeGasp I hope so, because that's the only way to survive that Video he was parodying

[@Repzion]

CakeGasp yes :P

[@utubemaniac8708]

CakeGasp No it was apple juice... What do you think xD

[@onichi2995]

No it was Apple juice :p

[@CrimsonReaper189]

***** you needed it doing that video

[@DinosaurEmperor84]

At first I thought this was some feminist crap again. But it's clear that it's a religious video. Or perhaps both? One thing that's certain is that the video was pathetic, and the men had this stalker air about them. I wouldn't be surprised if they had altars at home with candles and pictures of a woman on the wall around a heart painted in blood.

[@TheCullousus]

Dinosaur Emperor both.

[@Yotrymp]

Dinosaur Emperor The _fuck_ is the difference?

[@EmotionsNeverLie]

Religion, or at least Christianity is becoming co-oped by feminism, so yeah well have that to look forward to. Though maybe it won't be so bad, since Christianity tends to be deeply seeded in conservatism, perhaps it will act as a balance for the far-left ideology that has manifested itself in modern-day feminism. Or I'm being too optimistic and this will result in the groups becoming more annoying to deal with. PS- Sorry if you got an incomplete comment, I accidentally bumped the post button while typing.

[@idontknowbjjherald816]

Dude is the opposite to feminist, but is also bullshit

[@DinosaurEmperor84]

Tympanista I think the difference lies in the lack of definite doctrine since for every feminist with one opinion there's another feminist with the opposite opinion, both calling their opinion feminism.

[@bldwldr]

[awkward self-touching intensifies] EDIT: [pity bait intensifies]

[@neinkhardt]

RESPECT MAH AUTHORATAY!

[@letsgococo5192]

Shaddup Cartman

[@psychocomytic9778]

derpyking21 fuk yew juu.

[@moltamio]

Ethosminion Eric!! Did you just say the f word?

[@psychocomytic9778]

PeabodyDaFuckingPimp juu?

[@moltamio]

Ethosminion No, he's talking about fuck. You can't say fuck in school, you fucking fat ass!

[@pleomorphic1661]

(*tips fedora*)

[@dankachu4448]

(Then chugs a bottle of mountain dew)

[@KanyeWestLyricalGenius]

legendz 1292 m'lady

[@newlandpencilnut4754]

Electric mouse (Scratches Dorito dust sprinkled neck-beard)

[@joaocastro2416]

If I as male said that women should apologize for everything wrong done by women I would be the biggest piece of shit who has ever walked the earth. That's our society,a society that allows these stupid double standards.

[@TheArceusftw]

So Should I be As Unapologetic, and Rude to Women as Possible or What? because I'm not really certain. Does being a Real Man mean i have to adopt the "Stay in the kitchen and Make me a sandwich" Mentality? Because I have a real uncertainty of What it is to be a real man. But I Still Am more of A Man than these guys!

[@themonkeking722]

Just don't be controlled by women that's how

[@TheArceusftw]

Mike4driver It's just that I'm getting a lot of Mixed signals from Life. But i realized I can't fight it, It's like a vicious cycle.

[@mikethedriver5673]

You seemed sarcastic I'm not sure if you are but if not then thats a problem you can only handle yourself as far as I know. If you dont handle it yourself youll get screwed over

[@TheArceusftw]

Mike4driver The Mixed Signals thing: I'm for real. The Vicious cycle: It's somewhat of a mild exaggeration.

[@nomi_M]

TheArceusftw How about treating women as people(the way you want to be treated), and not like some weird aliens. How does that sound.

[@austinwade7251]

My own father was almost driven to suicide cause of my mother. Where's his fucking apology video huh?

[@ochibicake]

Rosie OCTW Does the fact that your mother was horrible = women in general are horrible, in your opinion? Just wondering if that's what you mean with this comment.

[@austinwade7251]

No, my point is not all women are this little innocent creature. Some women are amazing and lovely and some are, excuse my language, cunts.

[@vjforever6663]

A job for a cowboy \,,/

[@austinwade7251]

yessss I love them haha

[@vjforever6663]

Rosie OCTW nice to see a metal fan here :)

[@NeroBaelside13]

The guys in that apology video are either sincere idiots, or they're doing this because they know a lot of women will eat it up and sleep with them

[@TrashManForLife]

"You came over to talk" to me sounds just like "Netflix and chill"

[@AnnedolfFrankler911]

2:26 Speaking of hentai... be right back...

[@hansthewonderhorse9285]

"I SHATTERED YOUR FLOWER!!" I wish I could have put that as my senior quote, lol.

[@kingusa4178]

Is it bad that I'm a Christian but found this really funny?

[@fredbarnesjr.1044]

Nope I'm a sensitive guy and a Christian and I find this video ridiculous

[@TheConfuseable]

+Fred Barnes Jr. i feel as if those guys were offered fedoras as payment

[@HeyItsEmilyxxx]

Things like this give feminism such a bad name. This is why I always hesitate to call myself a feminist- I am afraid to be associated with stuff like this. I just want EVERYONE to be equal- why can't equalist be a thing?

[@atomhearts]

Wow, that was very entertaining to watch.

[@atomhearts]

***** I lost it when he was lifting the weight

[@bbmomos]

Love your profile pic.

[@Parii27]

around 6:58 I LOST MY SHIT! hahahaha 😂😂😂😂👏🏼 "because boys have small pipis" dead

[@FliceTrance]

What in the actual fuck is this, the trailer to Desperation: The Movie (2015)?

[@HatingAmericans225]

2:00 your dog was like ''what the fuck is this guy doing?''

[@bamdad19996]

Real men don't disable comments.....

[@brucegooding716]

I cannot stop the laughter!! Repzion, you are goddamned hilarious! Oh, and you're going to need a chaser for that Fireball my friend. Awesome parody, man.

[@jasonbrown4526]

Puke-Factor 9/10

[@dankachu4448]

Sorry I gotta give it a 10/10 its just that bad

[@letsgococo5192]

Why the missing 1/10?

[@jasonbrown4526]

derpyking21 Because it could be worse. It could have a fat misandric landwhale radical femnist, or an Anita Sarkeesian screamer at the end, or something like that.

[@PuddingWhispers]

I think I'm going to throw up

[@witchy90210]

You look different Mr.Repzion.

[@GreenSoap]

I'm sorry, Oprah Winfrey, Princess Diana, Madonna, Cleopatra, Suq Madiq, Michelle Obama, J.K. Rowling, Scarlett Johansson and Lady Gaga...

[@ThePlayfarer]

This is some of the saddest shit I've ever seen..

[@seanplays]

I lost it at "I shattered your flower".

[@dominiquecoleman1687]

Under 301 club

[@fallenknighttyler8695]

Whooaa!!!

[@ImSoNotSleepy]

Dom Andrew mhm

[@vilmao.6367]

Yes

[@zeyode]

Can't look at this without imagining the scene from South Park where a rep from BP just says "sorry" over and over again.

[@ValenWarden]

He disabled comments on his video. :/

[@OllieWille]

Valen Warden ikr

[@kingradovidv4524]

Enter Wut gif here

[@ValenWarden]

OllieWille I wanted to read some funny replies, from both women saying STFU and men saying STFU... 'twas funny.

[@Night-Lord]

I'm sorry I'm white, I'm sorry I'm male. I'm sorry I'm white, I'm sorry I'm male.

[@geyza0711]

these white knight sjw mangina videos are sooo cringe worthy

[@LetsTalkOnePiece]

There is this quiz online where you have to choose if something came or was said by a religious fundie or a feminist fundie, this video would be perfect for that.

[@Shrekinspace]

Please send me the link.

[@LetsTalkOnePiece]

Shrek InSpace I don't have it anymore sorry.

[@dzhellek]

6:27 Stop! Turn the color back down. I was pretending that I was watching a Calvin Klein ad from the 90's. It makes just about as much sense. What the hell is this?

[@rotomen]

"I must lead you." Oh dear god, I lost it there.

[@jpelletier03]

This is ridiculous . . . this makes me uncomfortable . . . I mean, I like the occasional thoughtful gesture, but a guy who'll put a woman on a pedestal actually creeps me out.

[@Camarillo36]

I can only imagine Allshamnowow's trickshotgun wedding while listening to that free background music

[@a.p.wilson6695]

A religous feminist's dream apology, minus the part about protecting women. That probably triggered the fuck out of them. These men are so whipped.

[@CJCroen1393]

I remember JaclynGlen doing a similar parody of Christians bein' all like "IF YOU'RE BEING HATED FOR HATING GAY PEOPLE YOU'RE NOT ALONE!" This is just as funny XD

[@deviledarts]

The little laughs you let out for a seconds made the video so much better :D I think I'm dying because of this, help...

[@michellelundby5946]

Goddamnit Daniel!! You shattered my flower!!!

[@alefesilva6952]

7:54 Wait, "Thank you for being a dork"?

[@HappyPotat]

Real men don't have to follow the example of others nor rise to expectations of others. Real men don't need to apologise for the faults of others that have nothing to do with them. Real men don't have to subjugate themselves to the opinions and expectations of women who believe men should have certain qualities. Tell me why should someone apologise for not loving someone and loving someone else? Why should someone apologise for being weak and scrawny or for trying to be the exact opposite? This "apology" malarkey is the type of bollocks that really pisses me off.

[@IfSapphOnly]

Daniel's creeper face is very convincing, like scary convincing.

[@ManSpeakOut]

That apology video reminds me of that skit TheAmazingAtheist did where he was whipping himself in the back and repeatedly stating: Sorry I'm White! Sorry I'm Male!

[@WesternWhiteWolf]

I'm female and this is bizarre as fuck. Why are these guys apologizing for stuff they either didn't do or isn't wrong. If a guy hurt me, that's on him. That specific guy needs to apologize, not these strangers! And what's wrong with being competitive? I'm only two and a half minutes in and I don't know if I want to watch the rest. Ok, I kept watching. 6:07, what a twist! I did not see that coming. I thought this was going to be some SJW bullshit, but I was totally wrong! This is bizarre to the nth degree.

[@sambeastmodehp8516]

Anyone else find it funny that in the beginning he started with a normal accent but then slipped into a southern accent towards the end when he was talking about being the man of the house and such?

[@wigbig6192]

I love the shots of them walking around breathing out, hilarious

[@TheLonelyGoomba]

Coulda just posted the original video, it has to be a parody on it's own right?

[@rippertheking]

I feel like I am on meth, Am I on meth?...... I am confused, are these people so nuts they need to make me feel like I am on meth?

[@kester135]

5:14 From parody to monochrome Dan in no seconds flat, like not even half a frame.

[@TheXBRGUY]

How is wanting the perfect women a bad thing? Sure it might be a bit unhealthy to be extremely nit-picky, but as long as you aren't hurting others, who cares? I'm pretty sure everybody has unrealistic expectations of their sexual partner. Also, I'm pretty sure that chasing after the perfect women is almost like a social norm because it's just what men do. Kind of like how it's normal for women to chase after the perfect men.

[@the1whowastornapart]

everything felt so natural that i want to eat an apple RIGHT NOW

[@jenot7164]

"I must love like Jesus Christ loves the church" made me laugh so hard.

[@Tizontheska]

"It was ME Austin! It was ME ALL ALONG!" -Vince McMahon, WWE Raw

[@starlingsbones763]

I love the tragic piano music in the background.

[@jessicacharlene9898]

The lifting part killed me. You're amazing, Daniel.

[@SharpZVadErZ]

This is the definition of the word "Pathetic".

[@aaron-4062]

This is actually hilarious, especially Repzion's additions xD

[@niqerfaguettranykyke]

I am not sure whether this video was serious or was meant to troll women......

[@ProtomanButCallMeBlues]

The Protoman doesn't apologize to harlots. Be grateful you had the chance to ever meet Blues.

[@mortimus2029]

LOVE the dog in the background! Very funny video, good work.

[@user-pf4yp5zv7z]

"I shattered...your flower!" haha. Quote of 2015

[@AkiraScrolls]

"i must lead you" the fuck

[@InazumaDash]

Enough with this treating women like children shit. Bad things happen to men and women and instead of apologizing we should try not to, you know, be assholes. That goes for everyone. When the harm is already done you can eat your apology and think about what you've done instead. If you've ever done anything bad at all. Apologizing for others wont help.

[@ArvisSc]

0:56 this guy looks like he is 2 words away from ROFLing throughout all the video.

[@nmd-453]

As a male who doesn't lift, drink and hasn't been in a relationship (let alone mistreat any women) do I still owe an implied apology to 3.5 billion people?

[@pj1789]

I thought I went colorblind for a second

[@samsaundersissoundwavehear1070]

Ahahahaha thanks Rep, this is perfect! 😂 I'm not sure if I'd start laughing hysterically or back away slowly then break into a sprint if someone tried to pull this shit on me!!

[@BlueAnon]

That's straight ridiculous. If you're gonna apologize, apologize for something you mean not something you were whipped into doing like these guys.

[@shinobiification]

Sorry ladies but I'm not apologizing for human nature. As long as I'm not hurting harrasing or raping I won't apologize for 1 or 2 thoughts and maybe a gander to an ass here and there

[@MrBuns-yi2hk]

I can't find out where the sound of balls getting cut off is coming from.

[@ruquang89]

1:53 repsy is gonna get a beer gut (now that is something id like to see lol)

[@legi0naire]

That video screams, please jesus I want to get laid.

[@milktea4270]

I'm a Christian but DEAR LORD, that was one of the most cringe-worthy videos I may have seen yet. "Anime-size tits" I'm dying.

[@Veritas231]

I shattered your flower sounded like a funny sex joke for some reason

[@AholeAtheist]

That dude in the wool jersey though.. First of all, THAT JERSEY.. Second, the sincerity of the acting is so transparent. LMAO.

[@obscureentertainment8303]

There's an obscure exploration film from the 1970's, it's called "the female bunch." It's on KZbin and if you want to see what femenazis are really like, watch it.

[@Runedrace]

8:05 that troll face is priceless XD

[@isabelleanne3360]

Wait can someone explain to me this video and Daniel's view on it I didn't really understand.

[@aaron-4062]

'I shattered your flower' oh god

[@masonaddison9736]

I'm sorry to all the Ebola patients in the world. I'm sorry for laughing at you.

[@agaet1blodhren]

I'm sorry I dared hold you accountable for your actions #Logic

[@lunosxv6013]

What is this nonsense "a real mens apology"? If women have it that bad then why there are more men who are depressed and commit suicide then women? This is depressing to me, i don't want my female comrades to feel the world is worse than it actually is.

[@msjkramey]

oh Daniel, you can control me and abuse me all you want lol

[@stephenajewole4488]

I love how daniel broke out of act half way through the video

[@JessyDupre]

A person's words mean nothing unless those words are reflected in the person's actions.

[@b4804514]

You watch this guy? TL;DR - Feminists Don't Understand Feminism You will appreciate this intellectual

[@arianasmith9750]

There's no right way to apologize and not just to women.