A Solid 10 Minutes of Useless Information

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[@rumory]

Imagine dying then years later you end up in a video called useless information

[@haydenb4235]

Mood

[@DeadSpacedOut]

Madlad

[@aubreeswart2206]

Im so sad I’d just be thrilled made it into a video 😂

[@maelakyte]

Mega oof

[@DeadSpacedOut]

foo ageM

[@Arch_Twisted]

"Fix it or I'm leaving." * sips coffee * "Here's a solid 10 minutes of the fucks I give."

[@nylotical]

Wouldn’t it be “the f-words I don’t give”?

[@Arch_Twisted]

@@nylotical same difference, you'd say it sarcastically.

[@HLGAM3R]

What a power move!

[@Life_and_Gaming]

@@nylotical are you that scared of the word fuck lol

[@banan9432]

@@Life_and_Gaming ikr

[@Derrad]

Alternate title : Styling on a hater for 10 minutes

[@lordkrythic6246]

My dude practically just whipped his nuts out and slammed them against a table like a five pound sack of potatoes, while maintaining eye contact the entire time.

[@mayoactual2065]

@@lordkrythic6246 I wouldn’t even be surprised if his nuts were 5 pounds

[@kokokrkr84]

Didn't expect you here 😂❤

[@dookiemanyt]

Hater has been real quiet since this dropped

[@7sson-hasson-310]

حيوا عربان

[@CrispyShroom]

I love how this series began out of spite

[@jerryking45]

Spite is such an underrated emotion.

[@cherylklaver7233]

It was awesome lol

[@dawnboese6613]

Its pretty freaking great! 😆

[@josiaza]

You might think this video is funny, but somewhere a jeopardy contestant is committing this entire video to memory.

[@Tesaka]

*jeropardy wachu

[@tomczykjason2355]

How do you know what i'm doing?

[@hartree.y]

This is what the whole life of trying to become an erudite is like.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

@@hartree.y Excluding the fanfic where I discovered the word "erudite", you have to be the only other person I've seen use it :) Kudos to you.

[@jaydenliberty9536]

11:20

[@fallonfireblade4404]

"This is a gummy bear" * eats * "Now it's not."

[@tylerdonia9151]

FallonFireblade when who and where

[@soulstealy781]

6:47

[@herby1585]

"look at your man, now look at me"

[@aurakille2148]

Right when I saw this, the clip appeared of him eating a gummy bear. That was insane.

[@senza4591]

Genius.

[@iamerror6546]

i love how he transitioned from greek mythology to anime in the matter of seconds

[@Bee-kv5tx]

This dude wins the trophy of " best Segway" of the year award

[@localmenace3043]

An anime that integrates parts of both Egyptian _and more_ Greek mythology into its canon, to boot.

[@eifbkcn]

@@Bee-kv5tx Segue

[@krakenoutofwater]

they're the same thing

[@TavinYorgason]

The sad part is that captainpopcornhopperr probably never knew that his name was put in front of the eyes of a million people because he wouldn't've clicked on this video.

[@Cman04092]

@ata yüksel naw, he seems like a jerk if that comment he made is anything to go by.

[@youtubeneedstochange4414]

The sad part is that captainpopcornhopperr probably never knew that he was publically humiliated in front of 1.5 million people.

[@ASlickNamedPimpback]

@@Cman04092 it was sarcasm

[@citizeninsane8518]

I'm sure someone went looking for his comment

[@Chillerll]

The fact that the next sentence could be literately everything makes it oddly hypnotizing.

[@LetsSaboogi]

Exactly. I intended to leave so many times but I couldn't.

[@Lord_Drakostar]

Second comment on a comment with 996 likes

[@Red-Apple4]

third comment on a comment with 1.1k likes

[@DumKump]

fourth comment on a comment with 1.6k likes

[@ho7mer]

5th comment on a comment with 1.6k likes (im so cool thats really cool)

[@breadleymcthicc5444]

This video is made because of one comment. So unbelievably petty, and I find it magnificent.

[@jose2226]

yea

[@SuperBuswanker]

I certainly enjoyed it.

[@jose2226]

me too

[@AgentSephiroth]

Petty, but educational

[@Lambda_Ovine]

It's a beautiful and well deserved "Go fuck yourself, then" to that commentor.

[@kaysenliender4167]

Funny how one comment made this guy create his most popular video series, freaking legend

[@KSE828]

This is more “random information,” rather than “useless information.” A lot of this is actually pretty interesting.

[@BRLN1]

Yes actually pretty interesting, but useless nonetheless

[@Infinite_Archive]

"This is a gummy bear... ... ... ...now it isn't."

[@lilcatfriend4575]

"Useless information" pfft this man saved my life when my parachute didnt work

[@rezkin_kdt7034]

May I ask how he saved your life?

[@DAMIENDMILLS]

I agree with @@rezkin_kdt7034 , this deserves elaboration.

[@thebeginningchq9689]

M e o w t h

[@flamecharge8019]

@@trickmint yeah he did that

[@nekotrash7103]

Wait did your parachute actually fail or do you mean just in case that happens in the future?? If it did fail that sounds pretty interesting, I’d like to hear more

[@kapleenkis1981]

I like how he says “on the other hand” and then just says something completely unrelated to the previous fact.

[@jnightly9779]

ya thats how it works. the OTHER hand. nothing like the first hand at all. never heard of it

[@Jeremy-qn9vg]

@@jnightly9779 on the other hand is actually used to address something that contradicts the first information, not something complete unrelated

[@jnightly9779]

@@Jeremy-qn9vg i was just kiddin dude. Not important

[@Jeremy-qn9vg]

@@jnightly9779 sure

[@hydratedgaming1673]

@@jnightly9779 sure

[@Rubix9595RG]

Viewer: I hate your content. Austin: oh ok…I’ll give you more then

[@CiruPlays]

I mean hate views are hate money

[@hellothere2052]

Disney should re release the sequels with Austin as BOTH Finn AND kylo

[@molberding5]

“On the other hand...” _proceeds to talk about something entirely unrelated_ This is why I love this channel

[@MayOrMayNot06]

OI JOSUKE, I SEE YOU ARE A MAN OF CULTURE AS WELL

[@sci_pain3409]

Cyber002 wow. your comment really made them change their pfp

[@bound5055]

1000th like

[@huhneat1076]

"Speaking of which,"

[@trying_my_bestest]

Me trying to connect ideas using transition phrases in my essay to make it longer.

[@jackhadskey8228]

This was created by spamming “random page” on wikipedia

[@Seirin-Blu]

Maybe. Still grade A spite posting tho

[@Aurora-oe2qp]

Oh, yeah, that'd be a great way to get a lot of random information

[@martinligabue]

was going to post this comment if it wasn't for this

[@amateurbuilds682]

I think that’s how some people study for jeopardy

[@theflano23]

Damn, I thought I was original before I saw this

[@frank719]

The fact that he's so emotionless through this entire video is amazing

[@Ascertivus]

I really like how Austin delivers these in a tone that, to me, just screams "I'm so done with all of you". It enhances the video for me.

[@bentheredonethat1350]

No one: The random page button on Wikipedia:

[@HansPeter-qg2vc]

It only works for small towns and villages, for some reason.

[@liamdiamond7287]

Once I clicked the button and it led me to a list of people from Chicago. It was a very long list.

[@saocxdc210]

@@HansPeter-qg2vc It once lead me to anime protagonists, laws of wars, metric system and a bunch of random interesting stuffs. Just like the youtube recommendation.

[@somerandomguy1887]

This comment has 5 comments and 1.6k likes.

[@brot2878]

@@somerandomguy1887 not anymore

[@hunnerdayEDT]

If you pause after each minute, you can make it 10 days of useless information.

[@philleshy4822]

My slow internet can probably make it a month

[@colton6457]

hunnerdayEDT if you pause every 10 years you can get a century of a useless facts.

[@pranavlimaye]

@@colton6457 You....might wanna check your math on that one

[@jennierusso96]

I you pause every 10 years you will never pause the video

[@pranavlimaye]

@@jennierusso96 Bravo. Exactly.

[@avaronchetti4223]

I like how every few seconds when he's filming a video with his face, the video goes on half a second too long. It's funny to see him just standing there with a straight face.

[@nadanican]

I'm the 1,000,000th view, gotta say, this was 100% worth my time

[@austinmcconnell]

NICE.

[@bup489]

@@austinmcconnell hi

[@jacksonmilligan8525]

@@bup489 hi

[@sandeshshrestha483]

@@jacksonmilligan8525 hi

[@sebastiancruddas2967]

@@sandeshshrestha483 hi

[@krrimzen7933]

The person who left that comment Dude, Wtf?

[@logangsterbaker3092]

Well they left because they saw the title of this video. So they wouldn't watch this lol

[@PeytonOver]

Some people who sub to channels do this stuff. They make demands of the creator and use their subscription as a threat when they make that demand....like it means anything.

[@melindawang8568]

@@PeytonOver yeah exactly. It’s like, a person who has over a million subs won’t care about that one sub of a mean idiot who writes dumb comments.

[@bubski6981]

@@melindawang8568 Thats why I love Austin. He goes to extreme lengths for extreme pettiness and its beautiful

[@shyguy9302]

No, we should thank him because he unknowingly created one of my favourite series of youtube videos.

[@nathannorth5976]

Austin: yo squarespace you down to sponsor ten minutes of nothing that I'm making to prove a point Squarespace: lolk

[@Griff23938]

:)

[@user-rb7vs5bx6b]

The title: "10 minutes of useless information" Me: Yes, that's what I've connected the Internet for

[@Hillers62]

I love your mix of hard factual trivia, with quirky information, and silly facts.. please keep making more of these videos... they are great!

[@thatguy210]

This is like listening to history class but on hard mode

[@coltonbates629]

I WISH austin mconnel taught me history

[@potatogamer1877]

As someone who is into history, even i cant handle it in class form

[@balls_balls6050]

@@potatogamer1877 True KZbin and sabaton is so far the only good info I get

[@LightslicerGP]

Even then, atleast this information is useful

[@alomation2063]

even harder at night when your sleepy

[@latioshunter]

Him: gives fact Me: ok Him: moves on Me: no wait, tell me more, I need details

[@soulstealy781]

I don’t need sleep, I need answers

[@marblight2068]

@@soulstealy781 And also sleep

[@Piat47]

"this is a gummy bear *eats* now its not" wait tell me more

[@aestheticbabies699]

the fact that this series started out of spite is amazing

[@brdxeexe]

Where’s my: “A solid 1 hour of useless information”

[@chipdavis8502]

Captain popcornhopper will remember that

[@Charliebbean1]

This is a good comment

[@thelastcube.]

He will remember that popcorn info though

[@charlydroid42]

Commenter: "I'm tired of useless information" Austin: "hold my beer"

[@NeedsMoreSubs]

Looked more like a coffee to me.

[@hoiyahanya]

r/wooosh

[@kyletzzff125]

Double wooosh

[@macekreislahomes1690]

These "Useless Information Videos" are perfect for many different uses. My favorite is as a slightly educational and calming timer.

[@anenglishmanplusamerican7107]

My best friend once said:“Yeah. I expected nothing, but I'm still disappointed.” That sounds about right.

[@throwaway569]

captainpopcornhopperr: leaves Austin: "oh no! Anyway"

[@konothesledgerscavenger9930]

leaves KZbin Edit: many people seem to not get it, basically, if captainpopcornhopper isn't fictional at all (which i think he is), then he deleted his youtube account.

[@VinayVarsani]

Good news!

[@beebaw99]

I aspire to be this petty

[@liviousgameplay1755]

I guide others to a treasure I simply cannot possess. (likes from 66-67)

[@awesomepantsfilms]

Yes lol

[@hyper9694]

It’s 690 likes now and so, I cannot like it.

[@nellieb6585]

The last person who was this petty was Bran sitting out all night in the cold just to stare at Jaime when he came to Winterfell... I'm LiVinG😂

[@comradefox_]

“And editing videos about useless information at 4:30 in the morning is the best way to achieve a splitting headache.”

[@chrisquiett1776]

“This is a gummy bear, now it isn’t” is my favorite

[@marleywenzel3207]

stolen

[@douwee.855]

*When you find the random button on Wikipedia*

[@muzolbyte312]

fu**, I was going to say that. take my like.

[@TheRealFlenuan]

@@muzolbyte312 Same here and I commented it before I noticed this comment

[@Bonetrousle]

Douwe E. Lets see, what page will it take....me...too...... WHYY IS IT ABOUT WATER?

[@nelvincalisthenics]

😂

[@polrealfake]

I finished reading a Nintendo article when I hit the random button. Did you know in the UK there is a Medieval-era town crier reading contemporary news?

[@SuperSireBoyYT]

Austin: "I have a dog named Bodi." Me: "Aw cute do-" Austin: "he's old and suffers from arthritis." Me:"Oh"

[@katie.581]

I actually laughed for a minute when I heard that

[@NomNomNomTheLucario]

Bodi winks

[@specialweapon935]

Man it don't matter hes still cute

[@giannisantetokounmpo4794]

Special weapon yes

[@superlovescakes]

667 likes i ruined it hahaha

[@rum-ham]

These Useless Information videos are great! This one is especially funny. Love the deadpan delivery and awkward pauses

[@jaconmaguire1007]

Love it! There is no such thing as "useless" information. Knowledge is power!

[@starlitstreet]

The dot above a lowercase "i" is called a tittle.

[@blattoid]

Shit that's actually useful to know I don't know how it's useful yet but check back in a few years

[@shrekonion8307]

@@blattoid i will check back in a few years and well be a meme on reddit

[@IndianaCharacterComp]

*tittle*

[@petermarsella6537]

The dot above a lowercase "j"? _also a tittle_

[@shrekonion8307]

@Jack Schitt because it looks like a dot you snub

[@turkicnomad5632]

This is a dramatic reading of Wikipedia’s random article button.

[@JohnSmith-kt3yy]

Without all the Indian municipalities

[@hayward325]

I usually get more small European and American small towns

[@eevo4954]

2 years later and this video is still better then anything on trending

[@ihaveawebcamja]

I love these videos. I used to read trivia books but now I don’t have the same amount of time. Thank you for making these they help me relax!

[@TheBurgerkrieg]

Somebody just put a gun to my head and said "if you do not tell me who Antonio Canova is I will pull the trigger." I must say I am disappointed in you, Austin. You promised useless information, but this was the opposite.

[@vaarmacht6888]

TheBurgerkrieg watch u everyday bro

[@tomasroque3338]

I love your channel, you're currently one of my favorite content creators

[@KarismaKing]

touche

[@ragnarok1916]

Hi burger good to see ya here

[@SirJoeCool]

@@vaarmacht6888 I've never watched you any day, bro. Because you don't have any videos.

[@melaneymckay3599]

AusinMcconnell: "a solid 10 minutes of useless information Schools: those are some rookie number

[@benjaminhuang9804]

This is shockingly accurate

[@dat1pengu1n]

8 hours

[@btsforlife1276]

@@dat1pengu1n 8 hours for 12 years (without college). So we have to turn the 12 years into days 12×365=730+365=1095 days. We turn it to hours now. 1095×24=105,120 hours. We spend 8 hours every day except saturdays and sundays but the homeworks kind of get the saturday. So only sundays are free. Only 60 days and 8 hours and 33 minutes are free for one year. And 87,840 are all the 6 days of 12 years. Now let's get to the main point out of 87,840 hours how much do all the learning hours take? We spend 29,280 of our life in school which calculates to 1,220 days which calculates to 3 years and 3 months. Sorry...

[@dat1pengu1n]

@@btsforlife1276 you're a smart guy

[@marshidden4352]

BtsForLifeu I got 3 years and 18 days. If we go to school 8 hours a day, roughly 275 days a year (since summer break often varies a few days) for 12 years, it’s as simple as multiplying 8 x 275 x 12 to get 26,400 hours, then divide by 24, then 30 to get 36.66666... months. Which is 3 years and 18 days.

[@jthev]

Herpetology: the branch of zoology concerned with reptiles and amphibians. When I was in high school, I used to volunteer in a small natural history museum in Chicago which had an extensive collection of Chicagoland "herps" stored in huge glass jars of formaldehyde in the basement. Sorry I didn't discover your useless information videos sooner than today. Love them. Keep them coming. This is the true essence of trivia.

[@destinyrose4596]

These useless information videos help me sleep when my anxiety wants to grab onto anything to prevent me from sleeping. Sometimes zen music or meditation videos are too void of thought. These are helpful and distracting. I love them.

[@CinecomCrew]

Now these are conversation starters at parties!

[@aaronwoodsfilms]

Come here often?

[@stefan1024]

Damn it! I came here to write that. (actually I wanted to write "You must be a blast at parties!")

[@Waysideace]

I strive to achieve this level of pettiness You see one comment out of 1k, it pisses you off so you do this. I love it.

[@srinjoy.bhuiya]

Buck huh?nice choice

[@Vassilinia]

I wouldn't say pissed off lol, the popcorn man issued a challenge and he rose to the occasion.

[@Echs_D33]

petty vs pity is something more people should realize

[@petlahk4119]

Additionally, there were two "useless" facts that stuck out to me in this video that I might follow up or use in the future: 1) The definition of Liminology 2) Henery L. Menken.

[@4i4kov]

Let's be honest, he actually did it to tell people about the video he sunk 168 hours of editing into.

[@angiethompson5648]

I happened upon your videos by accident, and I tought "why? Why, is this reccomend?".... then I watched... I realized I spent 30 minutes watching and couldn't stop.. then I got my answer..... YOU ARE AWESOME..please never change things.. I am a forever follower now.

[@Truemmerprinz]

These "XX minutes of Useless information" videos were the only reason I discovered your channel and I totally enjoy them.

[@TannarabianFox]

No information is truly useless: it’s only useless to those not using it. I mean, this information was useful for making this video, after all.

[@drunkenmasterii3250]

Svevro So you’re telling me this video is a lie?

[@kuwu_]

Basically yes

[@jhonjhon1740]

On the outside it says 177 likes but you have 182

[@Sssssssht]

The title sparked a conversation stimulated thinking and some of you might even be triggered because of it

[@Sirransborg]

Wow this is so useless. I love it

[@xronge]

I know im late but 1.2k likes 1 comment

[@MrsJohnsonListing]

I love your dry wit and beyond deadpan pettiness. Because of this video, I have officially subscribed. Thank you. Keep up the good work 👏

[@scottyj6226]

You CAN make a horse drink, if you're strong enough. If brute force fails you, you're simply not using enough of it.

[@andromeda.a.a]

"this video is sponsored by squarespace" oh look more useless information

[@expectedeyeball8049]

Hell yeah

[@generallypaper139]

Expected Eyeball lol

[@generallypaper139]

Very true

[@joeyz5305]

...you have one like....

[@supercomputer0448]

@@cvni81 reply r/woooosh if you like pineapple pizza. Thanks for the gold kind stranger.

[@DelibirdGames]

this is what the random page button on wikipedia looks like in video form

[@iismpltxtii8380]

i have never agreed to something so quickly before

[@cheesyquokka]

There's another comment above yours that says the same thing. But that other comment was posted one week before yours.

[@lolcollege2963]

I was thinking the exact same thing. But this was posted two weeks ago

[@akmaldanial67]

You can type "fun fact" or "i'm feeling curious" on Google as well.

[@thelastcube.]

Is there a system in KZbin too like reddit gold? Because this deserves one.

[@megasimp5137]

I love these useless information videos. It's like school, but actually interesting

[@joewetterling]

"William Temple.... William Ramsay, no relation" got me to click "subscribe".

[@rum-ham]

He makes the same joke in the recent 30 min of useless info video as well - I laughed out loud both times!

[@waterbottle5976]

alternate title: ten minutes of pure spite

[@Lee-wb5yx]

I aspire to be as petty. It's a good thing

[@cjmurray6096]

@@Lee-wb5yx I once rewrote a song from a different character in the song's pov because someone told me (paraphrasing here) that they were excited for my lyrical rewrite as a reply to some of my critique on their own invisioning of the song in the other character's pov, so I decided to rewrite it, of course my rewrite was flawed and very rushed and arguably just as bad.

[@lucyhtml]

10 Minutes of incredibly interesting information that I didn't know I wanted to know

[@kauancorrea]

...but will most likely forget it all within the next 2 minutes. There, I finished your sentence for you. :P

[@BlazeMakesGames]

I feel like that's an apt description of every one of this guy's videos

[@kauancorrea]

@BlazeDrag I disagree. Many of his videos stay with me, such as the Shenmue one (my favorite), memoir, why do reporters talk like that, the diverging diamonds, of course, and more recently the toy camera one was really fun to watch. This one specifically will most definitely not stick with anyone due to the nature of random "useless information", not because it's bad.

[@KtSuper]

Spoopy mask man we meet again

[@The7kproductions]

Bruh ever since you commented on my video I've seen you in the comment section of almost every video I've watched. Do you comment one everything like Justin Y, or am I just cursed.

[@rishabh3920]

This actually helped me. Got 2 questions on the test just by watching this. Thanks 😂💖

[@crystalsharpe4235]

As I’m snuggling up to my dog I look up and i see an image of a keeshound. I absolutely adore my baby. He’s such a great companion dog.

[@Addsomehappy]

So basically random page button on Wikipedia pressed 100 times

[@d.w.7203]

Yes, and it is amazing.

[@explosivebro3126]

I'm tired of this channel having useful information. Fix it or I'm leaving

[@scarys0viet873]

"Alrighty"

[@shinrazilla]

So here's a solid 10 minutes of useful information

[@matthewcheung963]

Well played

[@CanITimeTravel]

Hi, like this if you're reading this while watching the video

[@jayden3988]

@@CanITimeTravel Dammit.

[@umbreonhaunts101]

Fun Fact: Austin lives within 300 miles of Tuttle, Oklahoma because he is seen drinking out of a Braum's coffee cup in the beginning of the video. The reason why I say 300 miles is because the Braum's company policy is that they can't go over 300 miles from their farm in Tuttle, Oklahoma to ensure freshness of their food.

[@andrewakins2140]

I saw the other useless info videos and just learned you did them out of spite, you just got a new subscriber for that lol

[@lilytherose3214]

Just waiting for him to say "Mitocondria is the powerhouse of the cell."

[@jamesbeers4316]

But that’s not useless information

[@seandemhairr4572]

James Beers that’s all you need to get a job

[@gavinthegreatgavinthegreat97]

@mari no it isnt

[@smortboi1320]

@mari knowing that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell has fundamentally changed our way of thinking.

[@sloth9093]

@@jamesbeers4316 IT IS LMAO

[@Ic3B4g]

What you learn when you click "Random" on Wikipedia for 10 minutes.

[@RY01CH1]

I was about to do the same comment xD

[@bruhalertbruh1799]

Marspaw THERE’S A RANDOM?

[@AshesAshes44]

@@bruhalertbruh1799 Yes indeed, and it is a total time sink. Reminds me of looking through encyclopedias or card catalogs. So... it's awesome

[@yukimoe]

That or clicking on random links in articles. In 10 minutes you'll find out you went through at least 3 or 4 unrelated topics which are clearly not what you were looking for in the first place.

[@jobeskaff7625]

I watched this whole series in one sitting, so I have a whole 75 minutes of useless information I won't remember tomorrow

[@vanshanahan2991]

I just did the same thing instead of sleeping. It’s 7:02 in the morning for me and honestly this information is more useful than the sleep. Apparently.

[@Stashouse166]

This oddly sounds like year long history class in 10 minutes

[@willyboi123h4]

Schools: “Write that down! Wright that down!”

[@susejrg]

Why and how did you misspell the second "write"???

[@intellibi4254]

@@susejrg yeah...idk if they're trying to be witty or

[@gyrotwist6335]

@@susejrg could be autocorrect, it’s shit.

@@gyrotwist6335 maybe ,mabye not

[@small_SHOT]

phoenix wright

[@voidman6419]

Video title: 10 minutes of useless information School: Are you challenging me?

[@bedrockcoder5169]

Well you wouldn't know.

[@crwlr9787]

@@bedrockcoder5169 yes because school is what i am

[@cactusbread2215]

@Ryan Peng And 10% of actual useful information

[@codedcuber8711]

@Ryan Peng But looks like you should pay more attention to that 10%

[@bellegxrde]

Ryan Peng hopefully some of the other 10% teaches you how to spell right

[@Lazthecat0815]

This is exactly like school I learn nothing and if I do I forget it within an hour

[@Som3D]

"Sick of this channel being nothing but useless information fix it or I am leaving" I bet this guy never heard of unsubscribing

[@iamquietfire]

I found the last fact useful. Fix it, or I'm leaving.

[@nickel3512]

NintenFan 😂😂

[@CollectiveMedia]

@@nickel3512 oh yeah yeah

[@greggsilverson4875]

Will these questions be on the test?

[@Netherman14TheHellblazer]

Yes, you also have to write a 2000-word essay.

[@_nayrb]

Yes and you will be writing a 999,999,999 Letter essay on birds

[@justafan5437]

Oh no

[@SylviaRustyFae]

Yeah, about the test... The test will measure whether you are an informed, engaged, and productive citizen of the world, and it will take place in schools and bars and hospitals and dorm rooms and in places of worship. You will be tested on first dates, in job interviews, while watching football, and while scrolling through your Twitter feed. The test will judge your ability to think about things other than celebrity marriages, whether you’ll be easily persuaded by empty political rhetoric, and whether you’ll be able to place your life and your community in a broader context. The test will last your entire life, and it will be comprised of the millions of decisions that, when taken together, will make your life yours. And everything, everything, will be on it.

[@thelikebutton128]

Only every fact with an odd number of words

[@bubalugs]

Was having a panic attack , a friend said to watch this, no longer having a panic attack . Thanks man 🌸

[@theconjugate5204]

I don’t know if it’s the delivery, the content, or both, but I found this all pretty damned relaxing. If for nothing else, this has at least been very useful in that capacity.

[@fargoflagrant7796]

I'm sorry Austin, some of these facts were actually quite useful. Fix this or I'm leaving.

[@timothytim9530]

Ha ha Great paradox 10 out of 10

[@Ryocniel]

@@timothytim9530 I don't think you know what a paradox is

[@aaronsalim1904]

@@Ryocniel I think he meant parody

[@screaminggoat1631]

@@aaronsalim1904 that would make a whole lot more sense.

[@contradictory_jayke2432]

YUUUUUGI BOYYY!!!!!!

[@LeahandLevi]

Why... Why did I watch all of this?

[@Sean-cv4tt]

same lmaoo

[@nonegiven2830]

because it's really interesting in a weird kind of way

[@Renkencen]

To proved Captainpopcornhopperr wrong!

[@meganeff]

To support Austin.

[@guyfrom07]

The intro - especially the sip of beverage - made me subscribe to this channel!

[@0Bonaparte]

You promised useless information. I write trivia for my coffee shop. All of this was highly useful. I’m subscribing for this injustice

[@JFenn3883]

I aspire to be this level of petty

[@serentique]

Petty?

[@nonegiven2830]

it was in you all along \o/

[@OkieDokieSmokie]

"I'd like to thank Austin Mcconnell for this victory" - the next jeopardy winner

[@OkieDokieSmokie]

@Polarbear Frost S I'm sorry you're having a bad day. I hope it goes better for you.

[@FayePhoenix13]

Rest In Peace Alex Trebeck

[@moltenmineman4631]

Hay you know i love useless information

[@No-hx9lg]

RIP Alex Trebeck

[@tjr8063]

Good to see I’m not the only one who thinks of jeopardy during this

[@aesign]

"This is a gummy bear." "Now it isn't."

[@BEdwardStover]

Winter semester of 1983 I worked at the Limnology Lab at Michigan State University as a part of my work study. I worked the team that was studying the aquatic plants in the Saint Mary's River, which is the natural water course between Lake Superior and Lake Huron. The study was to determine how detrimental further reductions in water flow was to the river as part of a proposed increase in water flow through the Sault Saint Marie canal or the Soo Locks. I divided my time between weighing samples of plants collected before and after they were incinerated and doing the calculations of what those differences mean. No idea what the result of the study was. The building was right next to Red Cedar River. I actually had a subbasement. Said subbasement was very damp. Alas the building is no longer there. 1987 to 1989 I taught at Eureka High School, the high school that residents of Times Beach had previously attended. I heard all the details of what happened, how it happened, and how as well as why it was discovered. When I moved away in 1993 the EPA had finally gotten permission to build an incinerator at Times Beach to rid the area of the toxins. It took the EPA years to get permission not because of the clean up of Times Beach but because they planned to truck in toxins from other sites all around the mid-west US and continue to incinerate for 30 years. Incinerating the toxins at Times Beach was only going to take a year.

[@idunrudemo]

I just want to say I love your “useless content” Keep it or I’m leaving

[@zentree9932]

@tolpix I like it but that's a dead meme But did u know that they did surgery on a grape

[@Gormless]

@tolpix I like that but it's a dead meme My name is Jeff

[@deditor7867]

@@Gormless I like that but it's a dead meme No u

[@dala7069]

Idun Rudemo literally same though

[@theflano23]

@@deditor7867 I like that, but its a dead meme No one: Not a single soul: Austin: U S E L E S S I N F O R M A T I O N

[@anotheryoutuber2819]

"I have a dog with arthritis" *that's not useless get that dog some t r e a t m e n t*

[@capt.heinrich6945]

Dog: Did I hear t r e a t s?

[@ldcommando1616]

@@capt.heinrich6945 underrated

[@silas537]

Bro I love your channel so much, people think I’m so smart now.

[@deanthonyross9993]

A cat named "Jackson", that's funny.

[@NeedsMoreSubs]

Bye Captainpopcornhopperr. Enjoy your travels.

[@metanumia]

Some say he's still journeying around the Web, scouring distant servers and forgotten bulletin board systems in search of information but, he has yet to learn anything "useful".

[@comradechrist4965]

@@metanumia there have been recent reports of sightings of him around the "b" board. They are yet to be confirmed.

[@audiotron1003]

See ya mate ungrateful sod. (British for basically asshole etc)

[@MarathonMann]

@@audiotron1003 Thanks for the explanation

[@riverpaw3234]

"Fix it or I'm leaving." Austin: "I'll drink to that."

[@mrixzz8127]

“Cheers I’ll drink to that bro.”

[@jokerisinthememe5852]

I swear, Austin (if that really IS your name,) has had more going for him in, like, five years, than most of us have going for us in our entire lives.

[@gingiedummi]

9:53 he was reincarnated as Anthony Fantano