A Very Strange Gaming Experience

[@mikusupremacy69]

*“I need to go to the store to buy **_b r e a d_** ”*

[@Catnippy]

it's been 5 minutes and only 10 likes on this, this better fucking be top comment when i wake up

[@vladhaiducu5141]

@@Catnippy time to make 200 alternate accounts to make this top post

[@the_lords_squire2520]

Love your vids started my own stream too

[@mikusupremacy69]

Catnip thanks lmao I almost passed out when I got the heart notification

[@lolmemes1546]

The store is out of bread

[@joshuaspargo2578]

Why does Josh perfectly capture the essence of an Oblivion NPC

[@FjreHazard]

He is a living NPC.

[@russianspy5007]

“Body’s warm, there is a killer about.” “I need your insurance information”

[@elgitarr_]

Josh is just so hollow

[@bruhbruh4218]

I thought it was just a normal npc

[@cartercravillion]

I’m going to the store to buy bread

[@14possumsinatrenchcoat]

The low quality of the mic, the repetitive lines, I genuinely thought that jawsh was just an npc

[@Lem0nwtf]

@@gubbygoo6058 ok

[@thecringelord5525]

He wasn't?

[@Styxintheriver]

THATS JOSH???

[@J.Jonah.Jameson.]

You mean jawsh

[@tortellium3750]

**HE WASNT??**

[@井雯暄]

*gets shot* _“pardon?”_

[@SlippySnakes]

elian lj Chad move

[@nekomancer1495]

thats what Canada is like

[@tokiWren]

How do I not be dead anymore?

[@ihaveabodypillow3540]

i believe we need to exchange i n s u r a n c e i n f o r m a t i o n

[@holly1025]

@Juan Cortez Muro No, it isn't.

[@jewells4548]

I felt like I was having a fever dream while watching this

[@testname4464]

Tbh this game just feels like a fever dream

[@cas6174]

Juan Cortez Muro no

[@pinkman3830]

Quiptipt Nyqtphimq what is the game?

[@zacharykinley1769]

Pink Man sub rosa

[@glados8346]

1k like

[@dweebus5692]

The ghost in my house: “How do I not be dead anymore?” *”how do I respawn?”*

[@fencino]

yes

[@philderkomischetyp4481]

666 Likes

[@dcast4944]

Imagine waking up in a distorted low-poly world where every person that walks in this cursed place talks in a monotonous tone about going to buy bread and changing insurance information.

[@officalbarrackobamayoutube879]

IsYaBoi Casta so underratttaed

[@officalbarrackobamayoutube879]

Soryty iam dunkr

[@honeycomb937]

@@officalbarrackobamayoutube879 how you holding up, buddy?

[@珍珠奶茶]

@@acebeebop josh is truly an enigma

[@johnthereposter5242]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qIvHYox6gtp5hbM

[@angerygiorno2475]

I nearly died laughing when the guys head span round 180* and he just said ‘I need to go to the store to buy bread’

[@ParadoxXIsTaken]

Vortex 160 same

[@paygminion]

6:27

[@jamiesaturdays333]

"the guy"

[@珍珠奶茶]

"the guy" first time?

[@Mr_Bones-yf1sw]

You heard it here first. Josh has the head sway of an owl

[@staudinga]

*Guy starts shooting AK47 inside the store* Underpaid employee: "Oh, looks like it's time to clock out."

[@PowerSpirit50]

glock out*

[@orue5499]

@@PowerSpirit50 i was gonna say that

[@logf1062]

Nah mate just walk out and dont clock out

[@ollie7070]

@@PowerSpirit50 DAMN IT

[@christianmueller5401]

2 minutes in and I already feel like I’m in a fever dream

[@Snoopdoge5033]

dann murphy what?

[@Minebama]

Is your refrigerator running?

[@LordLichMusic]

Nice stolen comment trying to get liked by Carson you dimwitted skank.

[@christianmueller5401]

Griefs_Guilt pretty sure like 100 other people must’ve commented this so not sure how I got top but aight

[@drdurchblick6871]

It's because you are. Wake up.

[@joedy0]

carson: *shoots Jawsh* Jawsh: p a r d o n ?

[@alexandorhino181]

Classic Josh

[@catcactus1234]

The ultimate power move.

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

Best part.

[@squibblekatt4844]

Josh: how to a l i v e

[@kathykearaandcolin6805]

Carson: I believe we need to exchange insurance information

[@iangoldman4003]

I honestly thought that Josh was an npc in this weird game.

[@FjreHazard]

He was.

[@HajileMalach]

@@FjreHazard he? Wasnt.

[@FjreHazard]

@@HajileMalach That was an NPC, if I've ever seen one.

[@nrco4632]

this ISNT A WEIRD GAME

[@BlackStar1587]

Josh sounds bland and dead. His voice is perfect for an npc

[@MiamiChicken]

8:10 This is Jared Letos audition tape for Joker.

[@AceGaimz]

I love how Carson doesn't ever chuckle. Every time he laughs, it's as hard as humanly possible.

[@fressh]

He does chuckle but he never puts it in the video. He only puts like the funniest moments in.

[@fostertiersky1716]

If you want to see the less funny videos watch CallMeCarson Vods.There are super long unedited vids there but not nearly as funny jokes

[@fressh]

@@fostertiersky1716 I've seen them, and most of them still have the same funny shit you just gotta watch through all of it.

[@heyimclcktwn9243]

yeah the callmecarsonLIVE videos are just cut down versions of the VODs.

[@Laiser]

Unlike Sonic, he doesn't chuckle

[@GoldKnightProduction]

Imagine being trapped in the matrix, but *this* is what the simulation is like.

[@kiwi_206]

I wouldn't mind it

[@DEDomain]

@@kiwi_206 neither would I.

[@idk-qn3dm]

I would liove that

[@kam2894]

I would try exchanging insurance information with myself to break the system

[@bruhcow315]

i love this game so much i wouldnt mind it

[@r_yo]

6:27 *"I, Giorno Giov-"*

[@nicolascanales437]

Ah yes, indeed.

[@joowa2159]

*_euh_*

[@mez_c6238]

*OUH*

[@cheebo4319]

I thought I heard that

[@braydenxo6945]

He didn't achieve his dream

[@CanadianDan854]

“I need to go to the bread store.” “Why?” “bread.” “That’s not a valid answ-“ “b r e a d.”

[@seeingeye1546]

It appears that the bread is out of stock

[@sharkbait5878]

I see you on every video

[@AlaskaOilers]

🅱️read

[@dog9408]

Bread

[@dorksdomain8355]

I hope they have bread at the Walmart

[@okaykait]

Watching this live at 1 am was surreal.

[@shamlackahamwa]

watching this at 3am is surreal

[@peachiaim]

Watching this at 4 am is surreal

[@richardgrayson7468]

Watching this was surreal

[@goodjobeli]

Watching this live at 5am was surreal

[@Rex9594]

Watching this

[@ninjapistol14]

"Is your refrigerator running" "Uh....no...not that I know of" "Well you better n-n-n-n-n-n-n it" 7:55

[@RussianBot69420]

Hit em with the classic

[@Cheese-xf2nj]

Oh shit t-t-t-t

[@RichHobo]

Lol you didn’t even quote it right

[@vivious_]

its not even right

[@kaptain_komrade3708]

Kinda ruined by the guy's annoying cackling

[@edjjr7512]

2:10 Carson: Hi. Im- Josh: (180 head spin.) Hello. Carson: Dies. Josh: I need to go to the store to buy bread. Edit: Bread

[@jellomarrow1184]

That was Josh tho

[@edjjr7512]

@@jellomarrow1184 oh that was him my speaker is half broken so audio was fucked

[@voixmin]

*bread*

[@scooble_]

His mic was fucked anyways

[@loganpoul4488]

Bread

[@iv.e777]

Those graphics are what I see everyday with my blindass.

[@charliemcmillan4230]

This is just nearsighted simulator

[@mujookebd9085]

BirchX! I’m really confuzzled but okay

[@cursedmeme7805]

Non 20/20 vision gang

[@floopyfloof2384]

If you’re blind then why don’t you just look?

[@mujookebd9085]

XxTheWolfGamer true dat fam

[@magicbayonet6310]

It's literally the middle of the night and that "is your refrigerator running" bit almost woke up my whole family from me laughing too hard

[@johnkorreck7270]

I wonder if people that don’t usually watch carson think josh is an NPC in this vid

[@lebrontbge4755]

I actually thought he was an npc

[@pengukingu]

I watch their vids and even i got confused

[@LordLichMusic]

I watch carson and i was genually confused

[@cerealbird6384]

I know who Josh is and I thought he was in npc

[@hammie4498]

their driving is how my family thinks i drive

[@TimDaCorgi]

Same

[@steziah4000]

thats not good

[@Adam-cq2yo]

Their conversing is how my family thinks I converse.

[@yugitrump435]

Yeah same here lol. I only have Asian siblings im not Asian lol. Fun story about my sister. She had her first car a week, crashed it. Second car bought 3 days after her first car getting totalled. This car she proceeds crash into what she calls a creek.....it was not a creek at all but a goddamn river lmao.

[@nostarfights]

josh's voice is so monotone everything he says makes him sound like he's being sarcastic

[@adubs7325]

“Don’t go too quickly” Carson: *vroom*

[@acidsugarz]

*6:27* "I, Giorno Giovanna, need to exchange my insurance information."

[@rokoisokay]

i read that while imagining the monotone voice

[@BeyondAG905]

Lol

[@borbleborb4586]

*ay this man di-*

[@andreakosick4273]

*gets shot multiple times in the gut with an AK-47* “Sir I believe we need to exchange insurance information” *dies*

[@bruhmoment86]

2:16 “Hello, I need to go to the store to buy bread.” *me on the floor laughing at how stupid that head turn and that voice was*

[@jackson2863]

10:02 me in the backseat when my mom tells me were not getting mcdonalds.

[@jancana]

Omg!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm crying wtf was that.

[@UnknownCleric2420]

IDK why but that was so stupidly fucking funny

[@god4.308]

Mom: We're going to buy bread at bread store

[@misterleo3514]

Mregalllcana TM I’m gonna cry of how funny that was

[@Cheese-xf2nj]

"Hey is you're refrigerator running" "No,not that I know of" 8:02 "Well TheNNNN" **da wheeze**

[@MISTERSLAPYEAH]

Best bit of the video by far

[@jaxone2639]

I love this because the guy on the other end will never know why Carson laughed so hard

[@RADZIO895]

1:16 Turns around Awkwardly sitting person _"deez nuts"_ *Crash*

[@PlacidSine]

oh ok we didnt need it repeated asshole

[@andrewminaker1135]

@@PlacidSine babyrage

[@greenbeans12]

@@PlacidSine baybyrage

[@bronze6806]

Alpaca babyrage

[@lxkng22222]

@Alpaca babyrage

[@gavinoloughlin1204]

This feels like what being inside a failing simulation would probably be like

[@andersoncooper1858]

Meanwhile Anderson cooped and schlatt we’re being hunted down

[@andersoncooper1858]

Cooper*

[@DEDomain]

The legend

[@Amalgam03]

6:26 when you crash into a wall and Il Vento D'oro starts playing **dies**

[@mystr0696]

When Giorno dies mid fight

[@optimus27000]

White Album fight but Giorno dies in the car crash

[@pillgrimm]

*HUAGH*

[@NEOMECHANICA]

Favorite part was when red-haired man just gets slammed into a wall, you hear a bit of Giorno's theme and then *"AUGH-"* and he dies

[@normabrasda2975]

Same

[@tim5350]

8:06 Listen with 0.25 speed, The best thing you wil ever hear

[@tree1716]

He hooooonk

[@defectivepikachu4582]

my ears are unable to withstand such a wonderful tune

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrin]

XD dear God that's amazing

[@randomstormtrooper3345]

Scream of the fallen

[@mikeholmes7021]

My sleep paralysis demon in the corner of the room

[@hahssds1579]

“Hi” *breaks neck* “Hello”

[@Sev2000]

*"Is it me or is it getting crazier out there?"-Joe qiun phinax 2019*

[@Blue-dx4sd]

Billy Sniffled joe qiun mama

[@ZeusGamingAOM]

@Paperclip Joe Quin Phalanx

[@Yoshe-vd2jd]

r/BoneAppleTea

[@johnthereposter5242]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qIvHYox6gtp5hbM

[@Sev2000]

@@zp491 congrats on being my favourite commenter

[@SkyanUltra]

im so confused, i thought everyones voice was filtered to just sound like josh

[@ryantyanmyan2528]

I swear anything Josh says is funny

[@matheus_ps]

I miss him so much

[@AshTronaut99]

Same.

[@3_silver_coins]

Same

[@notacreatureoftheabyss]

same

[@worughtzee366]

I love how Carson just looks absolutely confused/terrified through out this play through.

[@lim2454]

I genuinely thought jawsh's voice was an NPC until 3 minutes in

[@johnnykiehn1872]

I still use the “Excuse me, I believe we need to exchange insurance information” line all the time to this day. This video is a classic.

[@orionentertainment5243]

I love how cursed this is. Everything about this is one big meme

[@olivialuvs8]

“D e e z n u t s” *car slams*

[@clutchchicken1517]

When josh snaps his neck😂

[@rossmacben]

😂👌💯

[@rossmacben]

Manpersonguy33 nice one dude

[@ignis6794]

"Is your refrigerator running?" *hangs up*

[@butwere3-0wou]

I love how the guy who made the refrigerator joke was probably thinking Carson was genuinely laughing at it😂😂😂

[@changeabletornado2828]

“Is your refrigerator running?” “Uhhh No, not that I know of...” “Well then th-th-th-th-catch it! **wheeze** “Ha ha, aha ha”

[@benjaminhammel2520]

"Is your refrigerator running? D-D-D-D-D-D catch it!"

[@z0drakd0vah4]

Well boys, this really has been, a strange gaming experience for all of us.

i have never laughed this hard in my life, like the ones that got me the most are 7:06 and 8:03

[@FlopD0g0]

Mine was 7:33 and the one after that

[@tertiaryconsumer9291]

My dude really said: " Ehhehhhh, ahhhhahhh. Ehhhhehh, ahhhahhah" 🥺😢 really hit hard

[@jungusfungus9971]

The amount of comedic effect "pardon?" has is unreal

[@XertiqWasTaken]

6:27 The one time the Piano was actually beaten

[@vuppet5684]

Omg Carson is that a face reveal in the thumbnail?!

[@richardgrayson7468]

Carson has a face?

[@xaviermundi1710]

Guys this guy very dumb carspn shows face allways r/wosh

[@twr412]

r/ooowsh

[@zackaryrogers8716]

@@xaviermundi1710 lel ouy get woosh/r noov

[@aberrantmanufacturer5641]

@@zackaryrogers8716 aer uyo stopuid? Eheb did da joak

[@rileyn54]

9:59 almost made me shit myself from laughing so hard

[@stangfast4727]

"well then-n-n-n-n-n catch it!"

[@inidjilin]

6:26 I, Giorno Giovanna, have several broken bones.

[@movingaccountssos5889]

6:27 I hear a hint of a dream

[@lenzi5119]

7:36 Carson's inner demons trying to crawl out. And here: 8:06

[@TylerF]

Philosophers: 14 year old girls: "How do I not be DEAD anymore"

[@kabbakam]

7:56 Carson: "aye what you want." bruhmaster69:"is you refrigerator running?" Carson:"uh.. no.. not that I know of." bruhmaster69:" well then-n-n-n-n-n catch it!" Carson: *WHeEze*

[@voxi9147]

I love the part where the head turns around and I hear "I need to go to the store to buy bread.". That is literally one of my favorite moments from this channel.

[@goodjobeli]

What if you wanted to go to heaven But God said "Is your refrigerator running?"

[@squeemy_]

no, not that i know of

[@altersox3988]

@@squeemy_ well you better go catch it

[@squeemy_]

@@altersox3988 *WHEEZE*

[@pillgrimm]

Then n n n catch it!

[@skunk.mp4]

This video never gets old

[@NathanTheMan]

“Is your refrigerator running?” “No... Not that I know of.” “Well then-n-n-n catch it!”

[@YaBoiPringle]

2:16 is literally my sleep paralysis

[@claybrandenburg2811]

When he said "i need to go to the store to buy bread." I felt that

[@user-ro4ux7rh2s]

so deep

[@Idekwhouis]

Carson, i think you need to catch your refrigerator. Its been a year and i think its getting tired

[@B2b2b2b2u]

when all chaos reigns, I love how carson doesn’t say a word, he is completely baffled.

[@NotAValveGame]

When his head turned the first time I spit all over my keyboard and threw up now I have to buy a new one

[@lobsternaut2351]

everytime someone falls over, it looks like one of those robot dogs going up a flight of stairs

[@zete1678]

6:27 >Giorno theme plays >Villain dies Accurate You may be wondering well how is this man a villain, well he ran over our dear protagonist Carson and attempted a double murder that at first looked like a suicide murder

[@HansonJ]

I watched this video when I had a fever and was half asleep and it was literally the worst choice of my life.

[@Ploari]

I believe we need to exchange insurance information

[@tomasbecerra948]

i was crying the whole video. i haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

[@LethalMonarch]

I run over someone while speeding at 89 miles per hour, while I am crying beside his body thinking of all my life choices, he lifts his head and says this simple sentence: Sir, I believe we need to exchange insurance information.

[@Nathan42a]

The fact that this is number 27 on gaming makes me upset

[@lucyyil5931]

8:12 i’ve been randomly laughing like the guy on the phone and i never could remember where i heard it from until now lol

[@angelcakeart]

"You need to come to the red building." Carson: the red building? I'll go there Random guy: who are you talking to Carson: YO STFU Honestly forever a mood

[@RobertDaHobbit2]

@Mrpieman92 ok nigga

[@taiga8714]

That’s josh not a random guy

[@kam2894]

fOrEvEr A mOoD bruh shut the fuck up

[@mujookebd9085]

2:27 i was actually scared

[@AshTronaut99]

God, I miss him so much.

[@krazy1514]

10:02 Nobody: Literally Nobody: *Office workers when they hear the printer*

[@tahashakeel7500]

I like how Carson laughed the most at the refrigerator joke

[@tylangs7610]

6:27 I, Giorno Giovanna, have fallen

[@itsfantastic3941]

Recap, Jschlatt now is running and programming this game

[@coxxeyy]

A world without Anderson Cooper...

[@Kouzakii]

Everyone almost sounds like there voice actors for the game

[@purrspctiv]

The whole “I need to go to the store to buy bread” bit is one of the most amazing bits of comedy I’ve ever seen, from just how much flawless comedic timing there is (especially the particularly incredible “hello” after jawsh gets up)

[@SabbyNeko]

I love how everyone is doing their best awkward NPC routine and the second they get attacked by a stranger one guy starts realistically panicking

[@jjdixon8563]

"How do I *NOT* be dead anymore?" Im dead ahhaha

[@gothmenincombatboots]

You should probably start not being dead anymore, then.

[@HikiOmo]

"V, hello" hahhaha hm where did I put that lever

[@jeanclaudethedarklord6205]

9:30 "is your refrigerator running?"

[@zofop2891]

“I believe we have to exchange insurance information.”

[@arthries]

As this was happening, Schlatt was transported to the shadow realm, made a deal with the devil, was followed by Freddy Mercury himself, and killed a god. Pure art

[@ckcrusty1952]

Josh: Excuse me, I believe we need to exchange insurance information.

[@noclist4531]

I believe we need to exchange insurance information.