A video about Nicole Arbour for some reason.

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@epicmarschmallow5049
@epicmarschmallow5049 3 жыл бұрын
"limp, joyless, ugly attempts at stochastic terrorism, lazily disguised as satire,..." brilliant line
@frapseddatsht
@frapseddatsht 3 жыл бұрын
And describes an enormous smorgasbord of right wing comedy. For real, new drinking game if you can stomach it, take a drink everytime some 'edgy' comedian makes a joke that's not only offensive - but being offensive is the only punchline of it. I'm joking, nobody do that, you'll die.
@laughingseal2282
@laughingseal2282 3 жыл бұрын
He killed in this one. And I like how he cut awa the obvious things and went for the kill
@commie_space_wizard
@commie_space_wizard 3 жыл бұрын
It really was such a great line. Like I just went "Oh fuck, that applies to so much of this 'just a joke' comedy" ... like I mean we all knew it I think, but I hadn't heard it said out loud like that.
@sandraelliott4435
@sandraelliott4435 3 жыл бұрын
His command of the English language is a beautiful thing and an actual art form ♥️
@ddjsoyenby
@ddjsoyenby 3 жыл бұрын
that sums up the blonde woman (i can't remember her name i think bicole smarcur) perfectly.
@LovecraftianToenail
@LovecraftianToenail 3 жыл бұрын
"A mean girl who never learned to be a mean woman" is one of the most ice cold lines I've ever heard. great writing.
@megamillion5852
@megamillion5852 3 жыл бұрын
Your username is iconic, holy hell.
@Misora7303
@Misora7303 Жыл бұрын
A mean girl is all about pettiness, a mean woman is about being subtle, she is too inmature to get it
@verager2493
@verager2493 3 жыл бұрын
Remember people, dislikes and comments boost her engagement. Do not lecture her, she gets paid for that, she will not get better. The "stop recommending" button is the real dislike
@drasco61084
@drasco61084 3 жыл бұрын
Say it again!
@djangofett4879
@djangofett4879 2 жыл бұрын
I have almost never clicked on a video from a right wing or anti-SJW channel because I have absolutely no desire to give them a view or engagement. I think that going to videos you don't like to leave comments is also much much more common on the right than on the left. right wingers come at left leaning content creators like a swarm of ants (with ant sized brains)
@alabastergiant
@alabastergiant Жыл бұрын
​@Django Fett I have, but only because I didn't realize that's what they were. I was just like "Oh. This person is talking about a topic I care about. Let's see what they can teach me." Then I'd leave and remove them from my watch history after a few minutes of trying to figure out if it's parody or not.
@salmerongarridomaria1069
@salmerongarridomaria1069 3 жыл бұрын
"She calls the police when she sees black coffee" is such a funny insult, I actually laughed out loud and woke up my cat
@autobotstarscream765
@autobotstarscream765 3 жыл бұрын
So basically a Karen? 😂
@juhlsghouls
@juhlsghouls 3 жыл бұрын
A Karen that still looks young. A…Nicole if you will
@willowtdog6449
@willowtdog6449 3 жыл бұрын
Did your cat glare? Mine gives me the worst look when I do that. Lol.
@cabbagezonk
@cabbagezonk 3 жыл бұрын
It's like she's a failed attempt to grow a fox news anchor in a lab
@silvertamagachi
@silvertamagachi 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I was thinking she's a Jenna Marbles raised by Nazis and allergic to humor, but you know what, yours works too.
@johnstrong3029
@johnstrong3029 3 жыл бұрын
This is the best comment I've seen all year.
@uliuchu4318
@uliuchu4318 3 жыл бұрын
shouldn't have opted for a meth lab
@sassyhulk7685
@sassyhulk7685 3 жыл бұрын
@@silvertamagachi you described her perfectly. Her speech pattern reminds me of Jenna Marbles in the early 2010s, but she's just horribly unfunny
@rickwrites2612
@rickwrites2612 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnstrong3029 seconded
@beans1772
@beans1772 3 жыл бұрын
What's wild to me is that she thinks any sort of shaming works when she's clear evidence it absolutely doesn't work at all. Because if it did she would never post again and maybe consider becoming a better person.
@ScepticalAgnostic
@ScepticalAgnostic 3 жыл бұрын
Like most conservative things, it’s not about whether it works. The cruelty is the point
@fredericchristie3472
@fredericchristie3472 3 жыл бұрын
She is also proof positive of their hypocrisy. It is okay to fat shame but elitist and rude and awful to call groups of people racist, ignorant, dishonest, science illiterate, sexist, fascist, etc. even though shaming them may actually also work. Of course, there is debate over what these things are, but then again, there's debate about what constitutes fat and disabled and harmful, and she doesn't care about that. But it makes sense if they think that being fat is actually worse than being racist, homophobic or sexist. Which is what they actually think. And don't usually have the courage to say.
@skillcoiler
@skillcoiler 5 ай бұрын
I just heard her "Shame people who have bad habits until they fucking stop".... and said well there goes their nonsense cancel culture narrative right there....
@leegauntlett2144
@leegauntlett2144 3 жыл бұрын
A mean girl who never became a mean woman, that is the sickest burn of 2021.
@TheGoldenBoo
@TheGoldenBoo 3 жыл бұрын
I know right? That transcended the concept of burn straight into revelation. That's usually the type of thing you're only supposed to hear from yourself about yourself when you're really, truly listening.
@asparagus5428
@asparagus5428 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder how long before he comes out as "woman". I didn't miss it, did I? I have a long standing bet on when Wynn, Thorn, Slime, Hbomber and a long list of men. will magically transform themselves from white, middle class dude to the most oppressed "woman" on the planet. So far, I'm all in the money.
@badugm5035
@badugm5035 3 жыл бұрын
@@asparagus5428 lmao
@kolebaby12
@kolebaby12 3 жыл бұрын
@@asparagus5428 what
@salj.5459
@salj.5459 3 жыл бұрын
W. G. M Who are Wynn and Thorn
@Fool_of_a_Toque
@Fool_of_a_Toque 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta say the surging “I peaked in high school” energy of Nicole Arbor is truly remarkable
@d.w.stratton4078
@d.w.stratton4078 3 жыл бұрын
She wasn't funny or talented then either. Just pretty and mean.
@julianjanssen5499
@julianjanssen5499 3 жыл бұрын
@@d.w.stratton4078 I think you meant "just pretty mean" the "and" is superfluous and gives the impression that she is attractive... but she isn't. Looks kinda strung out and methy to me.
@Kolbatsu
@Kolbatsu 3 жыл бұрын
Nicole comes off as the sidekick of the high school mean girl who says "hahahaha, good one." After the high school mean girl bullied someone except now she's on her own. And real.
@Tijggie82
@Tijggie82 3 жыл бұрын
Yes! I only watched the beginning and she feels like a 40-year old trying to stay relevant by pandering to the current teenagers.
@AnUnseenRuler
@AnUnseenRuler 3 жыл бұрын
If she were male she could become a GOP Presidential nominee.
@autisticautomaton
@autisticautomaton 3 жыл бұрын
She outed herself as an abuser after her ex said “I was abused by my ex gf” but didn’t say who and she called him a liar trying slander her out of spite (and again he never said it was her and the video was just about abusive relationships and many viewers found it helpful for their own issues regarding abuse)
@SkullPrism
@SkullPrism 3 жыл бұрын
She did a self-report 🤡
@willowtdog6449
@willowtdog6449 3 жыл бұрын
Damn. Somehow that isn't surprising.
@robk7266
@robk7266 2 жыл бұрын
bUT wOmEN cAnNOt BE aBUsivE
@foragegrasspause2gotoloop961
@foragegrasspause2gotoloop961 2 жыл бұрын
@@robk7266 is this... Something someone said?
@robk7266
@robk7266 2 жыл бұрын
@@foragegrasspause2gotoloop961 it's something people say. Ive heard it
@markmaurer6370
@markmaurer6370 3 жыл бұрын
I love how her metaphor of a truth bomb sending shrapnel into your soul to somehow heal it. Heal your soul? That's not how shrapnel works. That's not what a bomb does to people.
@ArtThingies
@ArtThingies 3 жыл бұрын
Not to mention he implication that weight problems are somehow an illness of the soul?
@FrancisR420
@FrancisR420 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if you could make a bomb that would explode in a way that would do a surgery
@markmaurer6370
@markmaurer6370 3 жыл бұрын
@@FrancisR420 what kind of surgery? Cuz amputations are pretty common in explosions... Boob jobs less so
@thagomizer4711
@thagomizer4711 9 ай бұрын
God don’t let Israel see this, they’ll start using it as justification
@deja3963
@deja3963 3 жыл бұрын
“She calls the cops when she sees black coffee “ lmao THAT’S how you write a joke. I slapped my knee.
@saxxymanene
@saxxymanene 3 жыл бұрын
Lowkey this joke fuckin finished me
@patrickmenard5940
@patrickmenard5940 3 жыл бұрын
Literally same I had to pause the video and started crying with laughter xD
@ConductiveFoam
@ConductiveFoam 3 жыл бұрын
I'd read your comment before I got to it in the video, and the joke still made me cackle when it came up
@devinbaggs7542
@devinbaggs7542 3 жыл бұрын
Best joke in the video.
@unpredictableaxolotl3762
@unpredictableaxolotl3762 3 жыл бұрын
Normally when I call a joke a "knee-slapper" most people just get confused. Glad to see other folks keeping it alive :B
@ArvinisStAkoni
@ArvinisStAkoni 3 жыл бұрын
A friendly reminder that the wrong Amazon is burning.
@banquetoftheleviathan1404
@banquetoftheleviathan1404 3 жыл бұрын
:(
@pretty948
@pretty948 3 жыл бұрын
This comment made me laugh so hard until I got really sad.
@ArvinisStAkoni
@ArvinisStAkoni 3 жыл бұрын
@@pretty948 wanna know something even worse?
@thedistantprinceinyouremai6345
@thedistantprinceinyouremai6345 3 жыл бұрын
@@ArvinisStAkoni that the world is designed to benefit the people destroying the earth and crush its normies trying to make a life for themselves?
@ArvinisStAkoni
@ArvinisStAkoni 3 жыл бұрын
@@thedistantprinceinyouremai6345 that's true, but not what I wanted to say. My point is that the Amazon rainforest is now beyond the point of no return. Even if Bolsonaro's fascistic committment to blatant and illegal ecocide suddenly ceased, the rainforest would still burn and die until nothing was left. What a time to be alive... Right?
@SLYKM
@SLYKM 3 жыл бұрын
"What is the difference between being kicked in the balls and Nicole Arbor? If I got kicked in the balls, that would be funny." Jesus if I wasn't in a doctor's office I woulda screamed.
@julianjanssen5499
@julianjanssen5499 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that one was great
@mikhielbluemon4213
@mikhielbluemon4213 3 жыл бұрын
I thought she was going to say "If I got kicked in the balls, I would have felt something".
@Z10ZeeTen
@Z10ZeeTen 3 жыл бұрын
There’s just such a rich irony in these sorts of “comedians” claiming that leftists want everyone to be given accolades just for participating in something while also putting in the bare minimum of effort on their comedy and expecting to be praised for it
@jeeks3747
@jeeks3747 3 жыл бұрын
They say we can't be funny, but yet they use the same old racist jokes for literal centuries on end
@vfxninja5503
@vfxninja5503 3 жыл бұрын
"You can't just regurgitate crappy stereotype jokes from 1953 and expect to succeed." "OMG WOKE CULTURE GONE MAD WHY ISN'T JUST OPEN RACISM FUNNY ANYMORE"
@georgeparkins777
@georgeparkins777 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I don't think this person could put in more of an effort. I think she's genuinely unimaginative and talentless, and trying her best. Pitiful.
@FurryGram
@FurryGram 3 жыл бұрын
@@jeeks3747 the only funny thing about that is that she wasn't even using those older racist jokes. She was basically just playing a bland af strawman half the time while saying whatever buzzwords and dogwhistles were relevant to the topic. She wasn't just piggybacking off of the not funny old jokes, she was pioneering new ways to be not funny while simultaneously being offensive to everyone who isn't a white conservative.
@rickwrites2612
@rickwrites2612 3 жыл бұрын
She seems so confused- does she think she is at a middle school rap battle take down? Comedy is rarely just, yknow, mindlessly ranting at the usual targets of bullies. I cringe as Im watching her clips... not due to the malicious nature of her content (despite being one of her targets) oh no... I'm actually literally covering my eyes for shame ON HER BEHALF because she is SO shockingly devoid of talent, timing, humor or skill, its EMBARRASSING TO WATCH a grown ass woman in her 30s aggressively display what a talentless hack she is, by literally just ranting like a hyperbolic high school bully except, thats not fair to HS bullies, who are sometimes actually clever in how they insult others. While conservatism doesnt lend itself to comedy objectively, this tripe rates orders of magnitude *below* even the usual mediocre shit contwits produce. Embarrassing to watch her so aggressively display her dearth of creativity, cleverness or comedy, with the earnestness of a middle school mean girl. I mean, even putting politics aside, how embarassing for this to be on the permanant record of one's web prescence, even if you are a conservative. She certainly isn't doing them any favors. I imagine they only tolerate her for her value as a sex object to them (the alt right doesnt really lend itself to young available women either, since theyre explicitly pro- sexual-assault...wonder how long she'll be laughing about that topic). She is certainly no comedian, she's not even coherent enough to be a right wing pundit (and that's saying alot).
@TriToneTiefling
@TriToneTiefling 3 жыл бұрын
"Nicole looks like the default player character in an RPG for Nazis" fucking KILLED me. Holy shit.
@ddjsoyenby
@ddjsoyenby 3 жыл бұрын
that is beautiful.
@TheEwqua
@TheEwqua 3 жыл бұрын
She literally looks like that traitorous Nazi woman in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
@wisersamson9000
@wisersamson9000 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure I saw her in iron skies 2 as a lizard, although it's hard to tell with the lizard nazis
@danielludwig647
@danielludwig647 2 жыл бұрын
Also applicable to Fox News anchors.
@TheDarthbinky
@TheDarthbinky 3 жыл бұрын
"She looks like a police sketch artist was told to draw the name 'Becky'." This comment alone made me laugh more than anything she has done, combined.
@AgentofChaos315
@AgentofChaos315 3 жыл бұрын
So her whole thing is just constant insults? She makes fat jokes? Truly untread ground, the pinnacle of comedy.
@maxhoyle7040
@maxhoyle7040 3 жыл бұрын
Truly punching upwards
@stevem.o.1185
@stevem.o.1185 3 жыл бұрын
Owen Benjamin is almost as bad. Maybe occasionally worse, but at least he was doing stand up instead of half-assed skits.
@piccolo917
@piccolo917 3 жыл бұрын
Being unbelievably wrong and abnoxious to the point that you want to reach through the screen to throttle her are also key points. The one I remember her most from her is her video on depression, in which she seems to think that depression can be solved by “just doing something fun with friends” and that it’s all your fault, all in your head and all due to your attitude. You know, the type of “advice” that will make depressed people feel sooooo much better and more hopeful. Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if one to a few people who idolized her at the time that were in a depression hurt themselves over it
@TexanWineAunt
@TexanWineAunt 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe she will discover fart jokes.
@davidmhh9977
@davidmhh9977 3 жыл бұрын
@@maxhoyle7040 It's not even punching though, that's the sad part. It's more like waving her arm in a downwards direction, because she her humor is so incoherent, that you barely know what she's saying.
@Lordlaneus
@Lordlaneus 3 жыл бұрын
When my dad died, I dropped out of college, and spent the next year rethinking my life and losing nearly 100 pounds. it turned out that losing weight wasn't that hard when I had control over my environment, and no external stressors sapping my time and will power. A person's weight really has little bearing on their "moral character".
@m3ntyb
@m3ntyb 3 жыл бұрын
Yep. Imbalanced cortisol levels (stress hormone) make weight regulation harder.
@HouseCatTV
@HouseCatTV 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I was able to lose weight at a time in my life when I was mentally healthy. Unfortunately that time passed and I ended up much heavier than before.
@creepyspookyicky
@creepyspookyicky 3 жыл бұрын
& even if my eating those cupcakes is a moral failing & being fat is a lack of self control & that's the worst thing anyone can say about me, I'm entirely ok with that.
@hal7741
@hal7741 3 жыл бұрын
I gained a lot of weight over the pandemic but being constantly at home eventually made me realize I needed to seek help for my mental health issues. Once I started on my meds and counseling I’ve been extremely inspired to go to the gym and get healthy. I think another large part of it is mental health resources. My entire family is obese and one trend I’ve noticed is the ones who are fat in my family have a lot of untreated mental health disorders. Not saying everyone who is over weight is depressed but for a lot of people I think that could be a reason why
@im19ice3
@im19ice3 3 жыл бұрын
for a second there i got worried you lost weight because your losses gave you clinical depression :s
@MikeyMikey2113
@MikeyMikey2113 3 жыл бұрын
It's not just unfunny, it's reverse comedy. It takes joy out of the world. It takes global happiness towards a net negative.
@speshulgurlee
@speshulgurlee 3 жыл бұрын
It's like carbon capture for dopamine
@Delboy178
@Delboy178 3 жыл бұрын
"She looks like Nicole Kidman had a baby with the abstract concept of privilege." MILDRED PLEASE I LOST MY SHIT AT THAT
@castillogrande8926
@castillogrande8926 3 жыл бұрын
She looks like she calls the cops when she hears a latino family speaking Spanish at olive garden
@shannond1511
@shannond1511 3 жыл бұрын
I'd ssy shes more of a im gonna butt in and tell them they should be speaking english and say a couple rudimentary/wrong spanish words to talk down a little.extra to them too.
@BadCookies1234
@BadCookies1234 3 жыл бұрын
@@shannond1511 Por que no los dos?
@gingerkid1048
@gingerkid1048 3 жыл бұрын
If we had Olive Gardens in Canada. More like she hears Hindi at a Swiss Chalet.
@9sunsjuddleponk
@9sunsjuddleponk 3 жыл бұрын
@@gingerkid1048 ppl are so mean to anyone who looks Indian here. They are usually completely unaware of different ethnicities/religions in countries who have people with brown skin/black hair/brown eyes. To them: Sihk, and Hindu are the same, Figian and African are the same, the list goes on....
@vickytaa1
@vickytaa1 3 жыл бұрын
@@BadCookies1234 🤣
@harkavianbalvis6623
@harkavianbalvis6623 3 жыл бұрын
That race wars sketch is easily the most aggressively unfunny thing I've ever experienced and I'm upset that I even had to experience a second of it. It is a sucking black hole of comedy and I feel like I've lost a piece of my soul now that I know it exists.
@Gorb5342
@Gorb5342 3 жыл бұрын
Count your blessings if you haven’t seen the “this is America” video
@laughingseal2282
@laughingseal2282 3 жыл бұрын
Wait until you see sh0e0nhead's twitter.
@SLYKM
@SLYKM 3 жыл бұрын
@@Gorb5342 Oh no...
@SLYKM
@SLYKM 3 жыл бұрын
This is easily more funny than any of her content.
@fredericchristie3472
@fredericchristie3472 3 жыл бұрын
Hey. To be fair to her, she applied an analogy that is often used by people to intelligently point out problems with capitalism, racism, etc. Dr. King used the race analogy. Only she does it without any focus, or evidence, or logic.
@zoe_bee
@zoe_bee 3 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I just want a whole video of you insulting me because your insults are so good... 👀
@hollyrose9336
@hollyrose9336 3 жыл бұрын
If Zoe is really a bee, maybe they should help out their comrade bee on the window screen? (I’m bad at this, thoughtslime, pls, do it better)
@williamsprestong
@williamsprestong 3 жыл бұрын
New tier on patreon: get roasted by Thought Slime
@Im0nJupiter
@Im0nJupiter 3 жыл бұрын
Hey Zoe, congrats on going full-time! You're gonna do great!
@saulitix
@saulitix 3 жыл бұрын
They could only make fun of how many times your cats ruin your videos, because the rest is actually pretty good stuff!
@DavidJamesHenry
@DavidJamesHenry 3 жыл бұрын
The Zoe Bee Hivemind is far too wholesome for anyone to possibly insult.
@user-sf4fy8bq1h
@user-sf4fy8bq1h 3 жыл бұрын
If shaming people persuaded them to change, then Nicole Arbour wouldn't be Nicole Arbour.
@francisfrancisfrancis
@francisfrancisfrancis 2 жыл бұрын
the "stop eating" advice is very telling. look, nicole, just because you can live off the energy and life force of others doesn't mean the rest of us can.
@littlesnowflakepunk855
@littlesnowflakepunk855 3 жыл бұрын
she wants so bad to offend people, but all she's producing is nuclear-grade cringe goo
@kingmantheman
@kingmantheman 3 жыл бұрын
Going up against King of Slime... she's gonna lose
@FentonSteele
@FentonSteele 3 жыл бұрын
I'm offended that she sucks at comedy. This is an affront to my sense of humor.
@NathanK97
@NathanK97 3 жыл бұрын
Or in other words, thoughtless slime
@nameofthename
@nameofthename 3 жыл бұрын
cringe goo lmao
@dwc1964
@dwc1964 3 жыл бұрын
the slime that takes over the NYC sewers in _Ghostbusters II_
@SophiefromMars
@SophiefromMars 3 жыл бұрын
I've tried so many things to form habits that help me lose weight and the only reason it's starting to shift now is because I have MONEY to buy good foods, and having more money makes me able to handle fitting more things like exercise into my schedule
@1Hawkears1
@1Hawkears1 3 жыл бұрын
I needed this xc
@HollowGolem
@HollowGolem 3 жыл бұрын
Yep. It's amazing how, once I got a better job that gave me more disposable income to buy less processed food, allowed me more time to prepare food, and more time to engage in exercise, I lost weight without even really intentionally going on a diet or anything.
@cindytwo3260
@cindytwo3260 3 жыл бұрын
I dropped 10/15 pounds after getting slightly more stable than paycheck-to-paycheck. Without making any dietary or exercise related effort. Just like that. Beyond extra weight and into the obesity categories, I've read about so many things like untreated chronic pain or childhood SA being contributory factors. Which makes fat-shaming basically--well, evil.
@BIONICLECLAYPOKEMON
@BIONICLECLAYPOKEMON 3 жыл бұрын
" She looks like if a police sketch artist was told to draw the name "Becky" " is a really fucking good roast.
@jonmould2946
@jonmould2946 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t know who she is however I’m not to sure about his fake up
@technopoptart
@technopoptart 3 жыл бұрын
@@jonmould2946 that didn't make sense?
@yaboimagnus4776
@yaboimagnus4776 3 жыл бұрын
@Wolfgang Del Rio please translate when youre less high if it still makes sense
@AalbertTorsius
@AalbertTorsius 3 жыл бұрын
"Right-wing comedy" is mainly just spouting your beliefs and playing them off as a joke, so that if you object, you're "just humourless".
@NexLegacyAccount
@NexLegacyAccount 3 жыл бұрын
As a genderfluid afab, I'm definitely gonna start using "dudely" to describe myself.
@earthwingbomber
@earthwingbomber 3 жыл бұрын
It's so pathetically evident how much Arbor needs to be seen as a pretty, thin, white blonde woman. If she wasn't constantly defending it and trying to assert her superiority, who would she even be?
@fredericchristie3472
@fredericchristie3472 3 жыл бұрын
A bully. Deep down, that is what she is, powerless or not.
@_ikako_
@_ikako_ 3 жыл бұрын
"she looks like if a police sketch artist was asked to draw the name 'Becky'" was absolutely my favourite
@JeanRain17
@JeanRain17 3 жыл бұрын
yes, agreed!
@simplybet8104
@simplybet8104 3 жыл бұрын
Her idea of a "woke period piece" is a period piece with "all the stuff from history that we don't like taken out"??? That actually stunned me. Period pieces frequently white wash and romanticize the past, and that's never considered "woke".
@CeeJayThe13th
@CeeJayThe13th 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah the knots you have to twist yourself up in to come to the conclusion that she has in that bit is dizzying.
@Rexdrinksredbull
@Rexdrinksredbull 3 жыл бұрын
She just saw how they pulled Gone With The Wind from Paramount Plus for like a month and decided that was our new agenda
@darkartsdabbler2407
@darkartsdabbler2407 3 жыл бұрын
I assumed it was some sort of reference to how people want to destroy statues of villains and conservatives are always like "but that's history, you can't just take the bad stuff out of history" Except... nobody does that. Oscar winning period pieces don't pretend that, say, nazis and slavery didn't exist
@spiceupyourafterlife
@spiceupyourafterlife 2 жыл бұрын
I think she’s referring to period pieces like Belle and Portrait of a Lady on Fire that acknowledge the fact that PoC and LGBTQ+ folks existed in their time. Because apparently, they’re a new thing.
@mouthshovel
@mouthshovel Жыл бұрын
​@@darkartsdabbler2407but then that's exactly what conservatives are trying to do in 2023
@Workman743
@Workman743 3 жыл бұрын
10:05 "Period piece with all the stuff we don't like taken out of history." Said by the side that violently screams down and tries to ban "critical race theory" without knowing what it is and cheers on "patriotic education." God, Slime, how could you let that one go unscathed?
@aralornwolf3140
@aralornwolf3140 3 жыл бұрын
His brain was revolting as he said... too much ardent stupidity does that.
@davidmurray3542
@davidmurray3542 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this one had me rolling.
@Psychwriteify
@Psychwriteify 3 жыл бұрын
"Controversy is a lucrative substitute for effort" Mildred you are a genius, I will be using this forever.
@Moonchild15225
@Moonchild15225 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@jayphailey
@jayphailey 3 жыл бұрын
"She looks like a Police Sketch Artist was told to draw the name 'Becky'." LOL ouch
@petertrigg9311
@petertrigg9311 3 жыл бұрын
"She looks like the default playable character in an RPG for Nazis" slapped
@julianjanssen5499
@julianjanssen5499 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@troyounce3295
@troyounce3295 3 жыл бұрын
This guy has never verbally slapped anyone
@heatherrausch6085
@heatherrausch6085 3 жыл бұрын
"Period piece with all the parts we dont like taken out" also known as a Vietnam war movie
@allymog5228
@allymog5228 3 жыл бұрын
Hamilton?
@vanilloia7479
@vanilloia7479 3 жыл бұрын
also "period movie but all the women fall into modern beauty standards and that's bad " has been baby's first feminist movie critique for decades now.
@ddjsoyenby
@ddjsoyenby 3 жыл бұрын
i've seen this one before it's called "the lost cause sh1t"
@ronyungblut9722
@ronyungblut9722 3 жыл бұрын
Gods and Generals?
@noahvance6160
@noahvance6160 2 ай бұрын
A world war 2 movie?
@codyyates1045
@codyyates1045 3 жыл бұрын
She uses the same approach to “comedy” I use when I’m trying to make an infant or a toddler laugh. Move around a lot. Change my vocal inflection randomly. Waive my arms around. Works like charm on the unformed mind.
@DiMagnolia
@DiMagnolia 2 жыл бұрын
This one made me wheeze laughing
@stevetheripper
@stevetheripper 3 жыл бұрын
"Konservative Komedy Klub" I'm in tears, I haven't laughed this much since your last vid. Nice one Mildred, you totally nailed it once again ^_^
@cassandralyris4918
@cassandralyris4918 3 жыл бұрын
"She looks like if a police sketch artist was told to draw the name 'Becky'." 😂 Oh shit, that one got me. She is the personification of the middle school queen bee who could never grow up all the way.
@sparkpenguin
@sparkpenguin 3 жыл бұрын
@Very Sad i agree with this. not to lionize any bullies, but i was bullied relentlessly from grade 3 to 9 (shocker: for being fat) and all the transmuted and/or quarantined trauma aside i can still laugh at some of the choicer/weirder shit kids came up with and said to me over the years in my thirties. nicole is not a 14 year old riding on high times with the world ahead of her. she is an adult, *pretending* to be a middle school bully-- but lacks any of the actual child-like irreverance and creativity, and has all of the adult insecurity and wistful tryhard-ness. it's not natural to her, she's imitating.
@katelynnehansen8115
@katelynnehansen8115 3 жыл бұрын
Is that really a thing outside movies? If my high school had a popular crowd, I was oblivious to it.
@alfred8936
@alfred8936 3 жыл бұрын
The only through-line between conservatives and comedy is alliteration
@ridddgggedchippes
@ridddgggedchippes 3 жыл бұрын
So what like her whole identity is fuckin' Dark Jenna Marbles?
@Thunderwolf666
@Thunderwolf666 3 жыл бұрын
Mate you took the words right out of my mouth. Poundland Jenna Marbles for assholes.
@jimhaverlock9784
@jimhaverlock9784 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ccblack3983
@ccblack3983 3 жыл бұрын
Nicole Arbour is what would have happened if Jenna Marbles left Barstool Sports and started working for Prager U.
@milkteamachine
@milkteamachine 3 жыл бұрын
Nicole Arbor WISHES she was anywhere near as funny as Jenna.
@Nell-r0se
@Nell-r0se 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like it's probably more like she saw early Jenna Marbles and just figured "pshhht .....yeah I can do that, I'm funny" and never let go of trying to copy her content without doing any of the growing up or progressing in content that Jenna did
@sholem_bond
@sholem_bond 3 жыл бұрын
Thought Slime: (makes a video about Nicole Arbor) Me: "wasn't that the 'dear fat people' and ''this is America' feminism parody' lady?" Nicole Arbor: (is now fully right-wing) Me: "oh wow, she got worse"
@MikeBsMovies
@MikeBsMovies 3 жыл бұрын
That smile of hers... I've never seen "fear of my own mediocrity" printed so clearly on someones face
@yuvalne
@yuvalne 3 жыл бұрын
"What is the difference between Nicole Arbor and the eyeball zone? One is an evil entity that feeds on the lifeforce of others And the other is the eyeball zone" Holy shit Mildred
@tofubutcher7456
@tofubutcher7456 3 жыл бұрын
"Shame people with bad habits until they stop" OK then: Nicole Arbor looks like a real doll haunted by the ghost of Jeffrey Dahmer
@ragalyiakos
@ragalyiakos 3 жыл бұрын
I want to take part in this: How long does it take Nicole Arbor to change a lightbulb? Pretty long, considering she first calls the cops on the room for being black.
@NocturnalTyphlosion
@NocturnalTyphlosion 3 ай бұрын
nicole arbour looks like if samus was actually the metroid
@ferncrafted
@ferncrafted 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for neatly and evenly presenting the fat activist talking points and issues. As a fat person living under the poverty line, I am always nervous in leftist spaces because of how my body is demonized as visual shorthand for capitalism/greed. I already knew the talking points you mentioned, but it means a lot to hear them again.
@NovemberXXVII
@NovemberXXVII 3 жыл бұрын
"It's a problem when people's feelings get hurt." Y'know that honestly might be key ideological sticking point here -- the right doesn't tend to believe it IS inherently bad to hurt people's feelings, in fact their usually tact is to *justify* and *promote* bullying...cause hurting people's feelings is inherently *good* to them; that's the *only* way to push people towards better behavior, after all, hurting them and hoping they respond to the pain.
@The_Garden_of_Fragile_Egos
@The_Garden_of_Fragile_Egos 3 жыл бұрын
Nicole Arbor is to Jenna Marbles what Ben Garrison is to the Onion's Ironic cartoonist guy.
@susanita5211
@susanita5211 3 жыл бұрын
I remember when she published “dear fat people” during my peak eating disorder days. I’m ashamed Edit: yes I am doing better. I would watch that video to motivate me to starve. The only thing fat shaming does is trigger eating disorders, and I wasn’t even fat at the time.
@Afgrahamistan
@Afgrahamistan 3 жыл бұрын
That's genuinely awful, hope you're doing much better since then.
@camelopardalis84
@camelopardalis84 3 жыл бұрын
What are you ashamed about?
@kseniav586
@kseniav586 3 жыл бұрын
She is the one that should be ashamed, not you! I hope you're feeling better now, friend.
@AriOrSomething
@AriOrSomething 3 жыл бұрын
Are you doing better now? Also, there's no need to be ashamed
@technopoptart
@technopoptart 3 жыл бұрын
i'm pretty sure that unless you are nicole arbor off main the wrong person is feeling shame over that video
@georgebritten6666
@georgebritten6666 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder why she only advocates for fat shaming, why not also shame the skinny, after all being underweight can be as unhealthy as being overweight. Perhaps it would hit a little too close to home for her.
@fredericchristie3472
@fredericchristie3472 3 жыл бұрын
Or shaming racists. Or shaming transphobes. Or shaming Nazis and Nazi apologists. Or... It's because all she does is punch down. Because she is a victim of the just world fallacy.
@kellanlevi5663
@kellanlevi5663 3 жыл бұрын
Because skinny people don't gross her out, silly
@sninckashley9514
@sninckashley9514 3 жыл бұрын
"Do the wokes not want anyone to win an Oscar?" I mean . . . Do people *not* want to get rid of an awards show that's basically just a "who had the biggest marketing budget" contest?
@creativedesignation7880
@creativedesignation7880 3 жыл бұрын
Usually not, because it reinforces the notion that money equals success equals having worth as a human being. That in turn justifies ideas like that death due to starvation or exposure is fine, because if you don't have money, you can't have worth as a human being in the first place. (It also implicitly justifies wage gaps due to race, gender, ability etc, by using the backwards logic of associating money earned with worth as a person.) Basically the way award shows are structured, they are a big circle jerk aimed at maintaining and reinforcing the status quo.
@MrOzzification
@MrOzzification 3 жыл бұрын
Not just biggest marketing budget but who's close buddies with the big wigs of the Oscars or had enough disposable funds to grease their palms. The Oscars is little more than a boys club circle jerk. Any attempts at pretending otherwise (without fundamentally changing the structure of the organization from the ground up) is disingenuous.
@milk_bath
@milk_bath 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrOzzification Absolutely a circlejerk. Hollywood loves movies about Hollywood the most.
@ddjsoyenby
@ddjsoyenby 3 жыл бұрын
honestly idc about the oscars it's a pointless circlejerk.
@djangofett4879
@djangofett4879 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrOzzification this refers to absolutely every awards show ever not just the Oscars. what you are saying universally applies
@MeBeCreepy
@MeBeCreepy 3 жыл бұрын
Seen posts that basically were “my doctor told me my pain was because I was fat and needed to lose weight, turns out I had a tumor” Or something that wasn’t involving their weight and docs just not doing their job
@michael.471
@michael.471 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Cholera was called Irish disease, the SF Black Plague was blamed on the Chinese and the Spanish Flu didn’t even originate from Spain
@CirianAlani
@CirianAlani 3 жыл бұрын
Hell, according to this dingus it should've been called Kansas Flu.
@thebiggestcheems
@thebiggestcheems 2 жыл бұрын
No one really know where the 1918 flu came from, because wartime censorship.
@michael.471
@michael.471 2 жыл бұрын
@@thebiggestcheems No I’m aware but it was all over Europe. It was only called Spanish Flu despite it already being all over because Spain was the only ones to report on it
@thebiggestcheems
@thebiggestcheems 2 жыл бұрын
@@michael.471 yes, spain was neutral so they did have war censorship to deal with.
@Gorb5342
@Gorb5342 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for not showing the “This is America” video. My body would’ve ceased to operate out of cringe.
@christomanci
@christomanci 3 жыл бұрын
I really wish he had! Might be her worst video!
@snorpenbass4196
@snorpenbass4196 3 жыл бұрын
What really bugs me about it is...either the black women in it were truly desperate for money or she didn't tell them it was going to be a racist "parody" of a video (and really good song) about racism.
@enby_kensei
@enby_kensei 3 жыл бұрын
Nicole Arbor is the female version of those guys who say that they have a "dark sense of humor" but just say the n-word a lot and go "I'm saying it ironically" when you finally call them out on their shit
@kevinwillems8720
@kevinwillems8720 3 жыл бұрын
I found out about Nicole Arbour from her abusing Matthew Santoro
@redmaple1982
@redmaple1982 3 жыл бұрын
Kind of weird how that was swept under the rug
@keil764
@keil764 3 жыл бұрын
I've never heard about her before this video and i feel like I'm better off
@michaelmckeown5396
@michaelmckeown5396 3 жыл бұрын
@@redmaple1982 not to sound like an incel (I know this will come off as incely), but the reason why it was swept under the rug is because Matt is a guy and abuse against men isn't taken seriously.
@DriscolDevil
@DriscolDevil 3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelmckeown5396 that isn't an incel thing, and yeah unfortunately people still believe that stuff. It just isn't seen the same way. It's not just guys that downplay it, despite that being the narrative whenever this is brought up. I remember seeing a bit of one of those daytime tv shows (the talk or the view) where they were talking about a teacher sexually assaulting her students, one of the hosts says it's not the same and doesn't damage the boy, and then "jokes" that she wishes she would do that with her sons because an older woman would keep them in line or something. Audience applause, of course. Nobody seems disgusted by this. Kind of a triggering thing for me I guess, I can feel my heart rate going up just thinking about it.
@redmaple1982
@redmaple1982 3 жыл бұрын
It's just weird that she was accepted into the Candace Owen's fold with that kind of background
@clarefee
@clarefee 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was on a telehealth call 6 months ago in tears begging my doctor for help and she told me to walk more and eat healthier haha I was diagnosed with CPTSD a month later :-)
@waltzleafington363
@waltzleafington363 3 жыл бұрын
I've never craved fast food. A friend of mine started working the same shift as me and we started getting mcdonalds every week. After a few weeks I started getting cravings, and I had to actively convince myself not to get the food. That's only after a few weeks.
@djangofett4879
@djangofett4879 2 жыл бұрын
Popeyes chicken sandwich. i want one every day. Its so tasty 😋
@Mothmaninist
@Mothmaninist 3 жыл бұрын
The notion of antagonizing fat people being for ‘the benefit of their health’ fucking infuriates me. There was a time in high school when I lost a lot of weight in a short period of time. I was pale, lethargic, and constantly getting nosebleeds when I never had before, and the only thing I remember people saying to me was ‘oh did you lose weight? You look good!’ If people’s obsession with weight had anything to do with health or went beyond just a way of trying to perpetuate beauty standards then people like Nicole wouldn’t exclusively focus on being overweight
@cindytwo3260
@cindytwo3260 3 жыл бұрын
That's part of how Brittany Murphy died. She got really thin over a few years and people just hyper-focused on the drama of someone suddenly getting so skinny, she was never diagnosed for her anemia, and her body couldn't fight off the pneumonia that killed her.
@RetroMario
@RetroMario 3 жыл бұрын
Should we also remember that she had a relationship with another youtuber, Matthew Santoro? She was a terrible person to him all around, using him to get some clout because he was in his hayday at that moment. She ended up doing a lot of gaslighting and in the end, she (edit: Allegedly) hit him. When he went out and let people know, she responded challenging him to a polygraph test. A POLYGRAPH TEST! So, it kinda shows exactly what person she is and why she holds these ideas near and dear.
@biddyfox
@biddyfox 3 жыл бұрын
oh, thats why her name sounds familiar.
@justicebeske5704
@justicebeske5704 3 жыл бұрын
@@biddyfox I think that's one of the two things anyone knows her for aside from dear fat people
@steampunklemon1508
@steampunklemon1508 3 жыл бұрын
“The default playable character in an RPG for Nazis” is one of the best insults I’ve heard in a long time.
@appa609
@appa609 3 жыл бұрын
let's be real though the default playable character in a nazi rpg is a dude. Probably all the playable characters are dudes.
@Robstafarian
@Robstafarian 3 жыл бұрын
@@appa609 If the default player character were female, then the art style would be anime.
@sjs9698
@sjs9698 3 жыл бұрын
@@appa609 yeah that thought crossed my mind, too. she's probably the MC's sister-wife.
@voidify3
@voidify3 3 жыл бұрын
@@appa609 you miss the factor of male gaze. it would be a 3d third person game and her butt would be emphasised by her costume
@tomthespaceknerd5396
@tomthespaceknerd5396 3 жыл бұрын
Her "comedy" is so painfully unfunny I'd feel embarrassed for her if I thought she had any capacity for self-reflection. Though I've never actually seen a "Conservative comedian" display any actual wit, creativity, or comic timing (bearing in mind the difference between a "Conservative Comedian" and a comedian that holds conservative views).
@aaronvanpelt3000
@aaronvanpelt3000 3 жыл бұрын
"...willpower isn't a muscle that can be built but a resource that can be drained." that hit so good and so hard, thanks Throb Straub (P.S. love your makeup!)
@briannawalker4793
@briannawalker4793 3 жыл бұрын
It's like she binge-watched old Jenna Marbles videos and came away with the impression that it was the accent and the makeup and not like...the jokes...that made Jenna famous
@DiMagnolia
@DiMagnolia 2 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking that’s she’s like an unfunny conservative knockoff version of Jenna’s old videos
@TheXxjackchopxX
@TheXxjackchopxX 2 жыл бұрын
When you referenced Jenna's accent and makeup I automatically assumed you meant her blaccent/blackface videos so yeah she probably was inspired by her
@ps1hagridoufofcharacter
@ps1hagridoufofcharacter Жыл бұрын
@@TheXxjackchopxX i dont think jenna did that. did jenna do that?
@DavidRamirez-se2yt
@DavidRamirez-se2yt 3 ай бұрын
Also cermit, she definitely forgot cermit
@xx5221
@xx5221 3 жыл бұрын
As a former obese person who is working to get healthier: does she think we don’t know we’re fat? Does she think we don’t get the same lecture every time we go to the doctor? You know what finally got me to lose weight? It wasn’t asshats calling me a hippo. It was finding I couldn’t go on a hike without pain. I was already embarrassed to ride on public transportation, having people like her act like that only worsened the emotional issues that led me to abuse food.
@HouseCatTV
@HouseCatTV 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, while she's whining about a fat person hanging over the sides of their plane seat, imagine how that person is feeling knowing people are thinking that about them, hearing every muttered insult, feeling every eye on them as they go about their lives. I know because it happens to me.
@whynothanks2047
@whynothanks2047 3 жыл бұрын
[tw ED & weight related illness stuff] This is what I don’t understand like.....do they think we can’t see ourselves? I’ve been both overweight & underweight due to health issues primarily...when I was underweight (as a 13yr old) I was very obviously ill & underweight. Shivering in the summer, fingers & face turning blue, hardly able to stay awake, very obviously looking & acting different than my usual self. No one was concerned for my health then. People (adults!) told me I looked great and asked me my “secret” for losing weight fast. Gain some weight though & all of a sudden everyone in my life is wOrRiEd fOr mE lmao. I want to lose weight because I love myself, because I know deserve to be happy and healthy, to do the things I love without my knees and back hurting. Not because I hate myself. Self hatred is a big part of what got me here in the first place.
@armyofninjas9055
@armyofninjas9055 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly though, those doctors are right. I see a LOT of medical records. 100% of the people I've seen lose a leg to diabetes are quite large. And I, a young healthy person, have paid healthcare premiums that subsidise their cost my entire life. They should be in their own risk pool. People can do what they want. But don't ask me to subsidize it. For example, how likely are you to support people that smoke cigarettes? Or do you see their risky behavior as risky--and don't want to pay their lung cancer bill... If you tell your insurer you smoke, your premiums go up. It's only fair that obesity be treated the same. Health problems associated to obesity have literally been breaking the healthcare system for decades now. I work in cost analysis and do work for 24/25 of the biggest insurance companies in the country.
@alisonpurgatory85
@alisonpurgatory85 2 жыл бұрын
@@armyofninjas9055 no, your bullshit 'thin man's burden' way of thinking isn't fair. There are tons of factors that go into people's weight besides bad habits, and even then, bad habits come from somewhere. Treating fat people like abominations to be separated from polite society will only make the problem worse. And smoking, similarly, although being purely a bad habit, also has a lot of causes that are not always in the control of the smokers- just like any addiction. If your taxes are going to healthcare, why should you get to pick and choose who gets it? Healthcare is a right, despite the insurance companies you work for trying to make it anything but, and emptying people's wallets as they die. 'how likely are you to support people that smoke cigarettes? Or do you see their risky behavior as risky--and don't want to pay their lung cancer bill...' I'm fine with it, because I don't have the right to judge them, and I don't want them to die. and the people who smoke that i know are well aware of its dangers, and often are in really shitty situations and if they had a better coping mechanism, they'd be doing it. Some were introduced to cigarettes as children by other people. Being able to lose weight and being able to quit smoking are not just things you can decide to do and then accomplish with willpower alone. Like all health, it's an outcome dependent on a lot of factors, most of them situational. The fact that healthcare is still something paid for and that a lot of people can't afford, and not something guranteed to everyone makes these problems worse. Maybe people who smoke or overeat to cope with mental health problems wouldn't need to if they could afford therapy, or if therapy was free.
@fanficnova1334
@fanficnova1334 2 жыл бұрын
@@armyofninjas9055 Tell me you don't listen to fat people without telling me you don't listen to fat people
@itcouldbelupus2842
@itcouldbelupus2842 3 жыл бұрын
Your fake joke is still technically funnier than anything she does.
@Tacom4ster
@Tacom4ster 3 жыл бұрын
Mostly because that was a punchline with context
@russellharrell2747
@russellharrell2747 3 жыл бұрын
What’s the deal...with cantaloupes? And that rind, am I right?
@jaimis5377
@jaimis5377 3 жыл бұрын
lmaoooo it's funny cuz it's true. dont eat the rind hahaha seeds too! roflcopter
@dangerouslytalented
@dangerouslytalented 3 жыл бұрын
@@jaimis5377 cantaloupes? I just can’t
@JeanRain17
@JeanRain17 3 жыл бұрын
bonus points because cantaloupe i think is one of those inherently funny words
@sandraelliott4435
@sandraelliott4435 3 жыл бұрын
She originally started off as a ultra mean spirited & soulless ghoul reimagination of Jenna Marbles and it just went down hill from there….
@munjatkumo1929
@munjatkumo1929 3 жыл бұрын
Nicole: "Please, someone, ANYONE, be offended! I beg you!"
@MrElionor
@MrElionor 3 жыл бұрын
"Period piece with all that stuff we don't like taken out of history" you see it's funny because conservatives are literally doing that as we speak
@itcouldbelupus2842
@itcouldbelupus2842 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly Mildred, I don't know why it took you this long to start wearing eyeliner. It's so you.
@ollie6606
@ollie6606 3 жыл бұрын
TRUEEE THEY LOOK SO GOOD WITH IT
@itcouldbelupus2842
@itcouldbelupus2842 3 жыл бұрын
@@ollie6606 I'm gonna watch their old videos and be disappointed they don't have any on.
@pretty948
@pretty948 3 жыл бұрын
It's a look
@sheepneverlearn
@sheepneverlearn 3 жыл бұрын
i was going to comment exactly that!! our dearest slime parent is rocking the make up
@Johnny_T779
@Johnny_T779 3 жыл бұрын
Yes! It looks super cool!
@MrShanester117
@MrShanester117 3 жыл бұрын
There are all these people who think they are funny because they bully people in high school. They grow up and still think it’s funny, and sadly they always find an audience
@MissAnn999
@MissAnn999 3 жыл бұрын
IIRC, she was a bully to a certain KZbinr she used to date and he seems to still have a bit of trauma going on from it. Why she is still relevant is beyond me.
@bedosar
@bedosar 3 жыл бұрын
This woman bullied the ... out of her boyfriend 'Matt Santoro'. She literally physically assaulted him. Yes she is the physical manifestation of the word bully.
@lavernebennet7395
@lavernebennet7395 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, the "50 Amazing Facts To Blow Your Mind" guy? Man, that sucks. (I mean it would suck even if her boyfriend wasn't a youtuber but you know what I mean)
@bedosar
@bedosar 3 жыл бұрын
@@lavernebennet7395 Yep
@andrewfsheffield
@andrewfsheffield 3 жыл бұрын
As leftist hero of the revolution, Britney Spears once said: not a mean girl, not yet a mean woman.
@darkforest4891
@darkforest4891 3 жыл бұрын
It's a damn shame that so many stand ups decided they were going to be edgy truth tellers despite not actually knowing anything.
@fredericchristie3472
@fredericchristie3472 3 жыл бұрын
That's something I hate the most from the entire comedian defense of "I have a duty to use comedy to criticize". Okay, but what if your criticisms are factually incorrect? Doing splash damage? Poorly phrased? Offensive humor is *at best* done in a position that prevents a lot of nuance or trust being built, and in such a way that some portion of your audience will actually be turned off to your cutting critique, *even if you're right*. And, as you've pointed out, that's a big, big if. If you're an artist, you have a moral duty, period.
@milk3275
@milk3275 3 жыл бұрын
Oh god I just remembered her. Even when I was an Anti-SJW reactionary (for my sins), I remember still absolutely despising her, and especially her "dear fat people" video.
@ClownGathering
@ClownGathering 3 жыл бұрын
"willpower isn't necessarily a muscle to be build, but a resource to be exhausted" beautiful
@guyfriendo2917
@guyfriendo2917 3 жыл бұрын
"Nicole Arbour calls the police when she sees black coffee" actually made me laugh out loud, cheers
@Oldage429
@Oldage429 3 жыл бұрын
It should also be noted that there is evidence that how you eat over the course of a day can impact your resting metabolic rate, and uh. If you work a full time job, you can't exactly have five small meals spread across the entire day.
@lucasduque8289
@lucasduque8289 3 жыл бұрын
Just another thing that capitalism makes harder for you. It's always capitalism in the end, mates.
@davidmhh9977
@davidmhh9977 3 жыл бұрын
I have the kind where you can easily work close (or over) 12 hours a day, and up to 60 hours a week. Few of my coworkers actually fall into a healthy weight, with post people either being over and a few under, because it's hard to eat at regular times, so everyone is has to do an entire day's worth of eating at once. This is also compounded by the fact that the only food you're really able to order within our half hour lunch break is either a packaged meal or fast food. There are days at a time when I get up, go to work, and go to bed immediately after. Meal prep literally isn't feasible.
@JS-po8oc
@JS-po8oc 3 жыл бұрын
@@lucasduque8289 Having a job isn't just a capitalism thing...
@lucasduque8289
@lucasduque8289 3 жыл бұрын
@@JS-po8oc no, but having one in which you can't even afford to eat healthily or the way you want because you can't stop working is.
@JS-po8oc
@JS-po8oc 3 жыл бұрын
@@lucasduque8289 Well not entirely, in a communism for example your freedom to eat things that are considered bourgeois or that are particularly expensive to eat or make would probably not exist.
@DJBremen
@DJBremen 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a "comedian" by acting like Dane Cook 5 years after that would even be relevant.
@TootieVirus
@TootieVirus 3 жыл бұрын
Really unfair to Dane Cook to make this comparison. Something I didn’t think I’d ever say.
@dosbilliam
@dosbilliam 3 жыл бұрын
@@TootieVirus I was thinking the same thing; as bad as Good Luck Chuck was, it at least ATTEMPTED humor and occasionally succeeded.
@caitlynguthrie5641
@caitlynguthrie5641 3 жыл бұрын
💀
@caitlynguthrie5641
@caitlynguthrie5641 3 жыл бұрын
@@TootieVirus also 💀 I’m scream laughing. SCREAMING.
@RhizometricReality
@RhizometricReality 3 жыл бұрын
Damn isn't even Dane cook ashamed of his old shit?
@LoudSystem1
@LoudSystem1 3 жыл бұрын
Nicole Arbor… “downs a whiskey shot” …never thought i’d hear the name again.
@Djaj2000
@Djaj2000 3 жыл бұрын
I literally forgot who she was
@React2Quick
@React2Quick 3 жыл бұрын
@@Djaj2000 As did I. For good reason too.
@GloriaInvictis
@GloriaInvictis 3 жыл бұрын
1. Fun fact: currently biologist suspect that COVID-19 came from some bat cave somewhere southwest of China (Origin and cross-species transmission of bat coronaviruses in China). China was just the center of the outbreak. 2. If fascists think that fat shaming is good because "it helps fat people", then why doesn't racist shaming (a.k.a. criticism) isn't good for helping racists?
@ms.annthropic6341
@ms.annthropic6341 3 жыл бұрын
Matt kind of winking to the camera and saying "I think cantaloupes are good, but you should only eat the inside part of the melon" was funnier than anything I've ever heard from Nicole Arbour, fr fr.
@joearnold6881
@joearnold6881 3 жыл бұрын
I think the point of conservative comedy is to yell “pick me!” At people like the Koch brothers. (Oh wait. Brother. Koch brother. One died. Lol!)
@sonicthehedgegod
@sonicthehedgegod 3 жыл бұрын
now THAT’s comedy
@sto1238
@sto1238 3 жыл бұрын
Hopefully the other one joins his brother in hell
@greenbackjack768
@greenbackjack768 3 жыл бұрын
It's probably worth pointing out that the one that died, David Koch, was in Epstein's little black book, just in case you wanted to hate them more.
@joearnold6881
@joearnold6881 3 жыл бұрын
@@greenbackjack768 I didn’t know that… And yet I’m pretty sure I knew that anyway lol Fuck those fash pricks
@soupalex
@soupalex 3 жыл бұрын
rest in piss
@abigail4654
@abigail4654 3 жыл бұрын
Everything that was said about the fatphobic “jokes” is such a great intro to fat and disabled advocacy. What really hits tho was the line about ppl preferring the Kraft macaroni and “that’s none of your business.” I can have macaroni and cheese and STILL track my macros, KAREN.
@neetwithajob
@neetwithajob 3 жыл бұрын
i'm genuinely surprised she's still kicking. especially after y'know, abusing her ex boyfriend.
@kidbuu4982
@kidbuu4982 3 жыл бұрын
She isn't canceled because the peoppe who watch her couldn't care less. That's why cancel culture is flimsy.
@nimbus6694
@nimbus6694 3 жыл бұрын
@Some Weeb lol no, Chris Brown is the easiest example.
@roojackaroo8517
@roojackaroo8517 3 жыл бұрын
@@nimbus6694 yeah,chris brown is a singer with enough money to get a great legal team
@nimbus6694
@nimbus6694 3 жыл бұрын
@@roojackaroo8517 Exactly. So the conclusion is that it's power and money that keeps you safe, not gender. The earlier commenter said that a man would be in prison. That argument needed a single counterexample to break, which I provided. That's all my contribution is.
@roojackaroo8517
@roojackaroo8517 3 жыл бұрын
@@nimbus6694 not really,a single case means nothing, in general nobody will give a shit if a man has been abused, mostly he will be told to get his chin up and move on. That's toxic maculinity for ya. Going to jail rarely happens unless the abuse is extremely visible anyway, even then people like chris brown with money get away in those situations.
@juhlsghouls
@juhlsghouls 3 жыл бұрын
“Like confetti at an EDM concert”- someone who’s never been to a rave in their entire life. And yes this is what I feel is most important to correct.
@jacobhumphrey3535
@jacobhumphrey3535 3 жыл бұрын
As a self proclaimed "Fatty Fatty Boom Ballaty", I know the pain of a doctor who dismissed actual health issues just to say "you're fat, so that's the problem". Like, sure, that's a problem I'm trying to fix, but I don't think it's causing pneumonia.
@dallasshumaker6148
@dallasshumaker6148 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if she would agree we should shame fascist to get them to stop. You know, “fasc shame them”
@sebastienvondoom8615
@sebastienvondoom8615 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like she might but she'd say that the left are the real facists.
@nerveagent1905
@nerveagent1905 3 жыл бұрын
@@sebastienvondoom8615 Remember, the people who hanged the guards of Auschwitz were just as bad as the guards themselves.
@clarebearr5357
@clarebearr5357 3 жыл бұрын
Well milkshakes haven’t worked, so….
@chadalpha7983
@chadalpha7983 3 жыл бұрын
@@clarebearr5357 we need bigger milkshakes
@SharewareWizard
@SharewareWizard 3 жыл бұрын
I love how in the award bit she mentions "all the bad stuff being taken out of history" when white washing and lying about how shit when down is quite clearly a conservative thing in this context.
@fredericchristie3472
@fredericchristie3472 3 жыл бұрын
You know, like the opposition to the 1619 Project, expressly on the grounds for many that it's divisive to bring up facts?
@Robstafarian
@Robstafarian 3 жыл бұрын
@@fredericchristie3472 I have my copy of Trump's 1776 Commission's final report filed under "white supremacy".
@fredericchristie3472
@fredericchristie3472 3 жыл бұрын
@@Robstafarian I mean, Trump's intent was crypto-fascist, and they were stanning for past white supremacy, but I don't know how fair it is to fully put it in that box unless you only mean institutional white supremacy and not the overt ideology. I'd have to read beyond the first few pages again, but it seems they were just being more of the catty, selectively pedantic work that engages in bad faith with mainstream scholarship they don't like from a perspective that I grok a little even if it's counter-productive. Like, yeah, I too would like to not have to talk about racism anymore, guys. I too would like to be able to move forward. But educating people is important, and more importantly, you conservatives fucked up fixing the past, so we have to face it again today because intergenerational problems don't go away by default.
@Robstafarian
@Robstafarian 3 жыл бұрын
@@fredericchristie3472 Trump's 1776 Commission was an effort to make white-supremacist propaganda a national institution, much like it has been at various points in US history. The difference is, or should be, that many of the old lies are understood to be just that. For example, said commission's report included the same old lies about Martin Luther King Junior's "moderate" position which every college student (preferably every junior-high-school student, but that is not the education system we have) should be able to identify.
@fredericchristie3472
@fredericchristie3472 3 жыл бұрын
@@Robstafarian Again, do you mean "white supremacist" as in "neo-Nazi", or "white supremacist" as in "institutionally defending a status quo where whites happen to be on top because of historical and ongoing factors, using revisionism and disingenuous scholarship"? Because the first accusation takes a lot more than the second to defend. Your example of the MLK rebranded as moderate is *not* an example of neo-Nazi Agitprop, for example. That would be them trying to claim that King was a Marxist cheater plagiarizer who wanted Stalinism and so should not be viewed as a secular saint. Trust me, the actual Nazis don't take kindly to King, even though they know openly trashing King is a very good way of making even moderate conservatives despise you. Indeed, that whole "MLK wanted peace and love and harmony and kids not in gangs and pacifism" mythology is propagated even by well-meaning *liberals* and moderate progressives, who in no universe can be called white supremacist in the neo-Nazi sense. Saying, for example, that America was committed to democracy, eventually eliminated its own slavery, etc. is not white supremacist in the sense of neo-Nazi or neo-Confederate. It's not even necessarily wrong, just selective and incomplete. That's how the intro of the 1776 Commission frames the issue. Meanwhile, saying that the Civil War was about state's rights or trying to downplay the evil of the Confederacy ("it's the rebel flag", etc.) *is* outright white supremacist propaganda in the sense of overt ideology. because it rhetorically erases black (and native and female and...) voices and stans for a past white supremacist polity. The problem is that using the term "white supremacist" inherently makes most people think of the use in terms of overt ideology. "Institutional racism" is a better choice, IMHO, because it's less likely to miscommunicate.
@liamk.6389
@liamk.6389 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like conservative comedian is just a content warning in of itself, like we know what to expect.
@noalowenstein6741
@noalowenstein6741 3 жыл бұрын
Nicole Arbor gets up on stage at an open mic night, pulls out a placard w content warnings, and walks off stage to thunderous applause
@kevincrady2831
@kevincrady2831 3 жыл бұрын
@@noalowenstein6741 Yeah, but it's the "Nicole Arbor walks off the stage" that gets the applause, not even the content warning sign. :)
@ewarwoowar9938
@ewarwoowar9938 3 жыл бұрын
What's so great about conservatives is how they always whinge about "politics" in media and yet their "comedy" is literally nothing but politics.
@acehealer4212
@acehealer4212 3 жыл бұрын
“Why am I wasting my thoughts on something she didn’t think about for even a second?” I feel this every time I run across this kind of unfunny conservative bully.
@GenerallyBananas
@GenerallyBananas Жыл бұрын
"I am also white and spend most of my time disguised as a man" I LOVE THIS I'm stealing it
@ComradePhoenix
@ComradePhoenix 3 жыл бұрын
"Lets shame people into doing good things" said the person who complains about being canceled.
@emptyblank099a
@emptyblank099a 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't canceling people trying to ruin they career or lives? Is that the same as shaming someone into losing weight?
@sjstronghold9238
@sjstronghold9238 3 жыл бұрын
@@emptyblank099a Ok, let's be clear about one thing : shaming fat people has nothing to do with asking them to lose weight, as Nicole proves herself, she doesn't give a shit about somebody else's health, and she doesn't give a shit about starving children in Africa, it's about demanding they get out of your sight because they're "disgusting".
@sjs9698
@sjs9698 3 жыл бұрын
@@emptyblank099a well in as much as trying to shame people into losing weight hjas an effect, the effect it has is to lower their standard of living... so it fits 'ruin their lives'... but ofc no, that's a false equivalence. being fat is not a fucking choice (often) being a racist or some other form of bully IS (always).
@archer1949
@archer1949 3 жыл бұрын
“Conservative discourse” seems to be a random vomiting of buzzwords.
@sneedbadguy9137
@sneedbadguy9137 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty much!
@sjs9698
@sjs9698 3 жыл бұрын
yep, if they could do 'joined-up thinking' they wouldn't be conservatives.
@MrPiccoloku
@MrPiccoloku 3 жыл бұрын
You're acting on the assumption that there is one. There isn't, and there can't be. The whole point of conservatism is to keep people from questioning their ingrained biases.
@sjs9698
@sjs9698 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrPiccoloku you seem to be using a pretty specific version of what 'discourse' means... that's not all the word means in english. also i'm not so convinced it's a matter of being intended that way, or whether it's just an outcome of a lack of questioning & i'd be interested to hear how you came to the conclusion it's that way?
@acsblaid
@acsblaid 3 жыл бұрын
"Content warning: Unfunny (me)" Holy shit lmao that really got me.
@vxicepickxv
@vxicepickxv 3 жыл бұрын
Lots of self depreciation from Thought Slime.
@Lex-dw7ng
@Lex-dw7ng 3 жыл бұрын
"A police artist was told to draw the name Becky" absolutely floored me. It's amazing how much one can laugh when a person actually says something funny.
@mapsynth1596
@mapsynth1596 3 жыл бұрын
oh my god the Gus Johnson bit aged so poorly
Conservative comedy always sucks too.
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