A World Where Europe Was Colonized Instead Of America - Eu4

[@HammerspaceCreature]

I love the idea of a bunch of colonists building a town and they find the pope in the woods and he tells them to get off his land.

[@Max-fs2cj]

ISP: whoops left the thanos mod on! Thanos mod: *has an entire custom loading screen*

[@perez8266]

Well he is inevitable...

[@Troglodytarum]

Yogscast guarantee! Everything must be scripted!

[@ALittleMessi]

I bet he makes sure his recording is ready to go as the game loads up and just yeets Thanos as soon as it pops up

[@thanosattorneyatlaw4062]

Well, I am just that important!

[@thanosattorneyatlaw4062]

@@perez8266 Hey, stop stealing my lines. I don't even know who you are!

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

Hey ISP, just wanna tell you something. Federico de montefeltro was actually a great dude, he never lost a battle, believed in humanist principals even though he was surrounded by war in Italy, created a great economy, was a incredible leader and also helped start the Renaissance, his city of Urbino was the great light of europe, noble children went there for a field trip pretty much, saw his giant library of incredible works, saw his court of intellectuals and took those ideas home, creating the Renaissance Basically

[@dhararry7929]

But he liked boats, so he gets the chair.

[@pinkythreat]

Yeah but he was a cuck

[@thenamesianna]

The best Marchigian ever

[@novideoshereable]

>Tfw ISP got hit by the renaissance equivalent of "I'm a Nigerian prince who needs money for my kingdom"

[@maxopees6749]

plays mod were Europe doesn't exist. somehow still plays in southern europ3

[@amirhanabishev8868]

I like how this episode started as "What would have happened if Europe was unxolonized" and gradually turned into "Federico has the Big Gay"

[@johnistvanffy8603]

God is with super Mario

[@adamlifevictor5772]

Federico the Great

[@australiananarchist480]

I don’t think it was gradual. I think it was quite sudden indeed I get off on necroing threads from a year ago

[@alexeyprofi3951]

@@australiananarchist480 yes

[@vedantthapar3666]

I'm pretty sure Urbino was left to make sure that the Renaissance happened, since you need a province in Italy to let it spawn

[@hotdogfingerz9674]

Play Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga for Yodas sake

[@allahstan4171]

Lol play as Afghanistan in victoria

[@SerKnightGuy]

He'll scream if you don't... or if you do, se we win either way.

[@kevinhenderson647]

Meanwhile I just want a Vicky 2 Bavaria game

[@hotdogfingerz9674]

Kevin Henderson That's a funny way to say Afghanistan

[@r.j.lombardi111]

For Yoda soda

[@Kasperi_A.]

Somebody’s gotta switch Italy and florida.

[@nebojsakmezic9763]

Florida and Poland for authenticity :D

[@michaelsayavong2656]

America is the only country able to contain Florida. Imagine the mayhem Florida man would unleash on the European continent.

[@psittacis5431]

FLORDIA MAN ATTEMPTS TO INVADE ETHEOPIA

[@falpsdsqglthnsac]

@@michaelsayavong2656 The whole "Florida man" thing is actually only because Florida keeps all of its criminal records public. That same crazy shit happens every else in the U.S., too. It's just that the police keep it under wraps.

[@michaelsayavong2656]

Cameron Horn yeah, but it’s just more entertaining to imagine Florida that way.

[@stormoscar2287]

Italian ideas are literally some of the best in the game

[@Xazamas]

That was probably the joke

[@Seven71987]

Italy is Rome, Italy is Pizza, Italy is Green, Italy is Holy and Italy is Italy!

[@eribalaj5525]

My favorite Yu-Gi-Oh! Card is the Blue Eyes White Dragon U asked

[@craftthemoon]

Nah it's Dark Magician

[@NoFlu]

Kaiba > Yugi

[@kacperwrobel3173]

@@craftthemoon (oof)

[@corbinlerahl9521]

Red eyes black dragon by chance because I accidentally got like ten of them through card packs

[@connorbrennan1850]

Mine's Ojama Emperor for peak Chazzing up

[@EvilParagon4]

ISP: I want a mod that will give me an excuse to play in Asia! Also ISP: I found a mod that removes every country from Europe except Urbino! ISP again: I'm going to play Urbino!

[@thiesschroder5587]

The uncolonized part of Europe just looks like a dummy thicc Prussia to me.

[@noelblack8159]

Deutscher und preußischer Patriot Ich geh mal davon aus das du deutsch kannst für mich sieht das auch nach Preußen aus

[@archdukefranzferdinand567]

Italy: has amazing national ideas ISP: they're terrible

[@Anidiot69]

Archduke Franz Ferdinand DONT GO TO SARAJEVO

[@dodderythedromedary6890]

@@Anidiot69 Lmao bit too late now.

[@alekseisincerbeaux4104]

Theyre ideas are like mediocre lmao

[@haarp9069]

-25% core creation cost, +15% inf combat ability, +33% manpower modif and +20% total trade power nah these ideas are pretty terrible

[@UwU-xk5cx]

*federico III lord of urbino, the best mercenary king that Italy has ever seen, known for his devotion to his people and domains, his amazing fighting skills, his hunger for knowledge that made him do one of the biggest libraries in all of Europe, and his impeccable honor incomparable to any other in Italy never accepting a bribe or letting his people down* Isorrow: yeah...I think I’ll hate him now

[@dhararry7929]

Well, yeah, he likes boats.

[@mustardbottle8663]

Mr. Sorrows, a man is copying your videos and his name is ISP

[@tigorbattalion4889]

ISP IS THE REAL CHAD

[@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595]

You imbecil, it's obviously ISP that is being copied

[@bencatzilla]

ISP IS OUR KING YOU FOOL

[@Ralle-kv8rm]

You Idiots... ISP and ISorrowproductions are the same guy. He just has a multiple personality disorder. I think Alex the Rambler and Drew Durnil are also personalitiy of ISorrow. Sad reality.

[@timothybyrne9764]

How darith you, you feind

[@cursedex3755]

My favourite Yugioh card is Dark Magician.... GIRL

[@mikeoxsmal8022]

darkk magician trap girl more like it

[@humbleguardsman5578]

Hentai artist: now that's what I'm talking about.

[@MerkhVision]

I like Barrel Dragon...in AMERICA!

[@dunkelsteinen1747]

Bruh, you missed out on calling it "Cuckstantinople"

[@alexanderjohnson3014]

Bruh

[@adrianatgaming8640]

@Yung cash register A.K.A Lil Broomstick bruh

[@vengoheim7810]

AdrianAtGaming Bruh

[@shahidakhuhro3490]

*Bruh*

[@milita6391]

Not Bruh

[@nebojsakmezic9763]

Kills all boats, hires advisor for morale od navies :P

[@AURON2401]

then wonders why his monarch wants to be with boats.

[@ilyaslebleu]

Europe : No country exists except for Urbino Urbino in the start screen : "Vassal of The Papal State"

[@AURON2401]

when rome colonized: Papal state can be released as vassal of urbino. Papal Vassal of urbino who is also vassalized to the Pope. I wonder how the mechanics of this would work....

[@Mooneron]

iSorrowProductions you HAVE to play Oldenburg in Victoria 2

[@abunchofss7523]

this is god isorrowproductions not the ISP fuckinginton

[@Mooneron]

@@abunchofss7523 Fixed it, you happy now?

[@gintautassickus6390]

What about Xinkiang

[@Tsuruchi_420]

You're thinking to high there, maybe play hohenzolern to really have a challenge

[@LedosKell]

But #BanatAt500k

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

What if the states were in Europe and European countries were in America?

[@NapalmStrike802]

Bro plz stop stalking me, I see you everywhere I go

[@more17]

Byzantium would be a few disconnected provinces on the U.S. East Coast

[@wisestchannel849]

oh ok

[@kevintrang3007]

@@more17 Chesapeake

[@jonathan.171]

Therapist: Italian Isorrow is not real, he can't hurt you. Italian Isorrow: 4:54

[@neo122333]

3:30 Categories: Paradox Shit I actually play

[@triggeredcrusadar1915]

Europe to africa : im gonna colonize you Africa pulls uno reverse cards : oh i dont think so

[@shahidakhuhro3490]

France: *hon hon hon stops* Italy: *pizza time stops* Britain: *god save the queen stops* Germany: *FEGELEIN* Spain: *holy inquisition stops* Portugal: *Nau stops*

[@pixelfille3130]

Nå, i dont tink så

[@AURON2401]

@@shahidakhuhro3490 That's a lie! Italy never stopped, it only, went on holiday in the OPM of Urbino.

[@piolongobardi8216]

Nate in fallout 4: I'm the sole survivor Urbino in eu4: hold my beer

[@matheusvirgulino7609]

I totally would pay to see a movie about Boris Johnson snapping half of Europe out of existence

[@Neion8]

Not even with an infinity gauntlet either, just roaming Europe snapping the spines of exactly half the people he encounters .

[@abraxas2]

My favourtite Yu-Gi-Oh! card is Summon Sorceress... For reasons

[@Anidiot69]

UwU

[@AonghasMcTavish]

Denmark: "deleted" Snap: "Happens" Denmark: I LIVE BUT IN RUSSIA NOW.

[@FPSGamer48]

Personally, my favorite card is Pot of Greed, which allows me to draw two cards from my deck and place them directly into my hand

[@andredie45]

It was Makurua, they’re coptic, but I’m guessing since you hadn’t discovered them it said Mamlukean

[@neo12341234]

4:09 Tunis: Mr Stark, I don't feel so good...

[@derock78videos5]

Who else loves on a Saturday listening to the sweet sweet sound a crazy man screaming at a map game!!! 😄

[@AhanSalty]

An overpriced one that is.

[@stoplookingatthescreen]

>"Accidentially" pick Urbino PLAYING IN SOUTHERN EUROPE AGAIN I SEE!

[@aaronbaum54]

Exodia's left leg is my favorite card. I mean, it alone is powerful enough to destroy just about anything.

[@sampatterson8986]

No countries mod when?

[@axderwraith1486]

I like that Isorrow also uses sarcastic loading tips, it was very pleasing to the eye

[@dillondy3065]

My favourite yu gi oh card is probably swordsman of landstar

[@soos1885]

Your profile pic gave me cancer

[@ALittleMessi]

Surprisingly one of the most interesting eu4 outcomes. Take out the big bullies of Europe and the world gets a little freaky

[@robertadamson860]

Nobody gonna mention that Ryukyu was Sunni

[@bastard-took-the-name-I-had]

What's a Ryukyu

[@SkepCakes]

@@bastard-took-the-name-I-had Some islands southmost of Japan and north of Taiwan

[@joequel6885]

My favorite Yu-Gi-Oh! card is the pot of greed which let's me add 2 new cards to my hand.

[@alexwilson7127]

1:04 Ah yes, my favorite nation to play on, the Portottomans

[@Gohka]

I like that it wasnt even "ryukuan brazil" but just plain ryuku which means they somehow escaped to Brazil before getting taken out by Japan or China or whoever it was

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Dutch: G E K O L O N I S E E R D America: UNO Reverse

[@trolloftime5340]

*_CUBAN COLONIAL-EMPIRE OF THE SUN_*

[@calvinmirandamoritz4507]

glad to know youtube game bois have moved on from their three usual jokes (sudetenland, invading poland and killing trotsky) to a new, incrediby original joke : saying boris johnson's name every thirty seconds

[@dhararry7929]

Fedrico: wants a boat ISP: *T H O U G H T C R I M E*

[@relinoylli2]

My favourite Yugioh card is The Seal of Orichalcos

[@leonoraekaterina5838]

U mean orichalchamalaos

[@shyboosevevo1351]

15:40 that's the old spice guy

[@RazvanGabor]

My favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card is the Pot of Greed. It allows me to draw 2 more cards!!

[@echo5327]

Razvan Gabor Noooooooo really?

[@leonoraekaterina5838]

Damn dam what it do tho?

[@taylorbarbieri4018]

My favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card is Azure Eyes, Silver Dragon. He’s thicc, and able to bring his fellow bois back to life.

[@fallingkingdom3828]

Eat same trees or it be your knees!

[@doomslayerobama]

America pulled a reverse card Then pulled one on themselves

[@craigstephenson7676]

When a video game character likes ships so you only build a navy after he dies to spite him

[@lofor6434]

Blue Eyes white dragon? Who needs that anyway? My favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card is the cyber end dragon!

[@hirobray7142]

Favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card is 100% Pot of Greed

[@lohegr1m]

But there still is one question: What does Pot of Greed do?

[@cinderblockgamingweresolid5731]

@@lohegr1m draws two cards... or is this a whoosh thing

[@landrylongacre6391]

Cinder Block Gaming (we're SOLID) it is a joke about how much it is used in the Yugioh series whilst still needing to have what it does explained each time

[@cinderblockgamingweresolid5731]

@@landrylongacre6391 o ok thank you

[@stygn]

I think perhaps the reason for Urbino still being in the game is that Renaissance need a country in Italy for it to fire?

[@splayairplane3418]

Imperator rome-stellaris mega campaign at 500k

[@razordrive3238]

Favorite card is a tossup between medusa worm and des lacouda

[@joecool4219]

You fell for the "Mamlukean Prince who wants your bank account to transfer money into" in the 15th century

[@joshm7335]

Lutunga. What? I'm nostalgic for that Yu-Gi-Oh! card, okay? Probably spelling it wrong, anyway. It's only been over ten years since I've seen it.

[@Scandalous-bn2dv]

Play the sims 4 and make a weird spin off of Winston Churchill, Stalin, Roosevelt and hitler in one apartment like Friends

[@harrypeter8402]

my favourite yugioh card is artillery

[@watertower3969]

Only

[@taylorbarbieri4018]

Two: Electric Boogaloo at 500k!

[@9forMortalMen]

Me: I sorrow is finally going to have to play outside of Europe. ISP: Plays Urbino...

[@xanderpham-rojas9927]

I've had the renaissance spawn in Ming during the Ming-splosion before and its the one time I played a European

[@doomsaier1]

i thought the renaisance was hardoced to form in italy?

[@xanderpham-rojas9927]

@@doomsaier1 I mean it was in a mega campaign but it was still made by paradox so maybe not

[@mr_mandibles6275]

eu4 x100 ideas mod is out, play it it is cursed

[@emmiannon1266]

My favourite card is madolche magileine, a witch made of cake who can start a sequence of moves that ends in a turn 1 victory. its great

[@dolfyhilter577]

dude the Persians were just minding their own business. they colonized themselves and then they colonized kongo.

[@matthewd.d238]

He forgot he left the ThingaMaJibi on I mean the BingaMaJimby I mean the HoobadyHobadyHoodoo THE SNAP MOD!!

[@soupbowl2906]

Thanks for uploading! ♥️♥️♥️

[@ayindephulgence4950]

Soup Bowl thats gay

[@soupbowl2906]

@@ayindephulgence4950 it's not gay I'm a bowl of soup

[@furkansahinkara730]

13:35 Terrible ??? They are one of the best dude

[@jacksonpaul7279]

EU 4 artillery only???

[@orestpaja2531]

Smolensk

[@allahstan4171]

@@orestpaja2531 vladivostok

[@aquariagis]

You mad lad

[@thomasturner6980]

Tfw u spend more time watching 1 isorrow video than u did actually revising for your exam Hahahahdyee plz kill me

[@ryanmattia433]

The colonizing stopping is cause of trade nodes. AI isn't too fond of moving downstream of their trade city unless enticed. They focus their attention upstream

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

This Is Holy And Cursed at The Same Time

[@paulpierantozzi]

just got a KSP ad on this video. The first youtube ad that I watched to the end.

[@toymationstudios8613]

The thanos mod with Europe decolonized is genuis

[@Enos666]

My favorite yugioh card is Inspector Boarder because nobody knows exactly what it is that card does since the text is too small

[@phishe1631]

9:15 ah, the negotiator

[@kuzthederg7162]

300 likes issorrow and you have to do a world conquest as an Irish state in EU4

[@ojisanhoward8940]

F for Federico! He just wanted a boat! Then....SHIT!

[@myfriendscallmepat]

Mystical Elf because she reminds me of orb queen Marianne Williamson.

[@JohnSmith-rk7zy]

ISP I just watched a four minute long ad where I blue drag queen turned a teddy into a hand bag. This advert generally scared me but I watched the whole thing so you could get the revenue.

[@petersmythe6462]

United We Stand. (The favorite Yugioh card). It's ridiculously OP when you have multiple weak monsters on the board.

[@louisthegreat1686]

ISP: takes one, *ONE* tree down *Greta Tunberg wants to know your location*

[@Icy-nee-san]

Madolche Messengelato and the Madolche archtype is my fav in Yugioh :D

[@booschniken3367]

0:13 absolutely EPIC!!!!

[@princekyros]

Persian kongo? That must've been one WEIRD Berlin conference

[@nonomen6665]

In this timeline it was the Agadir Conference.

[@adammacgreagoir4924]

Ireland: Am I a joke to you?

[@darragho6358]

all these mods makes me wanna see you play the old world blues mod again

[@sirmount2636]

People Running About is my favorite card.

[@noemio.2619]

Europe: *dissapeirs* Urbino: its free real state

[@radukane894]

Pot of greed best yu-gi-oh card. Even tho I don't know what it does...

[@alessandrovitagliano7137]

Yea it’s so amazing that you can’t use it

[@oskr152]

i dont know if anoyone else is interested in this but: would you be willing to play a moderately seiorus campaign in eu4? like sometimes you did in hoi4? not just memes or crazy mods but i dont know a serious austria hre game, which also has great potential for memes, or trying to beat ming, which is entirely possible now, and so on

[@walnzell9328]

When the Mesopotamians go right instead of left and cross an ice bridge into North America. Europe in 1444: Unga Bunga The Americas in 1444: Huitzilopochitli Vult!

[@joefalko3756]

ISP you should totally buy the Sunset Invasion DLC so you can re-enact this in CK2

[@PostRobcore]

Favorite cards - Dark Magician Girl, Mirror Force, and Success Probability 0%. Success Probability 0% has pretty funny art, lol.

[@hetecks1385]

Arizzeo isn't a assassin's creed protagonist It's Ezio your thinking about

[@Mamenber]

My favorite Yu-Gi-Oh! card is the Pot of Greed. It lets you draw two new cards, which is broken AF.

[@williamladine7591]

One of those to Vicky 2 would be sick

[@lukastegge9977]

Do the no oil challenge