ABDUCTION: Taylor Lautner's Worst Movie (@RebelTaxi)

[@sinister2509]

"But Nathan's dad ain't a rock star, Nathan's dad ain't shit, Nathan's dad would call his own wife daddy" Something you wanna talk about, Pan?

[@namingisdifficult408]

M H-W perhaps

[@Thebes342]

I think that's a can of worms that's best left unopened.

[@NightMind]

Yellow Hat Guy is best character.

[@zephyrlane6127]

Night Mind what the f u c k I thought that was your voice!

[@WOLF36554]

Indeed

[@TheMonkePrince]

I have to agree. The idea of Yellow Hat Guy is more of one that very few can truly understand. Only the greatest of darkened brains, night minds if you will, could play such a character.

[@AQWpaladan]

You deserve an Oscar for that performance. And a Grammy. And an Emmy. And a Golden Globe. And the Super Bowl Trophy. And a free Nintendo Switch. Oh, and Pandora's Box.

[@SouprSpookr]

Night Mind I knew that was you!

[@RebelTaxi]

I saw this movie and was like "Damn this sucks I gotta make a vid on it" Maybe I'll do more So Bad it's Good Movie Reviews.

[@blackmask9669]

Bring Nicolas on your High School Musical review

[@MrLerola]

Do you think there's a So Bad it's Good Series/Cartoons? Or does the idea stop working on series?

[@nocontextlovelive9871]

Freddy Got Fingered would be perfect for this series.

[@BugsyFoga]

You mean like the room .😁👌

[@theactualTVB]

Since you talked about Freddy Got Fingered so much, please do so.

[@57yearoldjamesbond]

"That's gross" -_Adam Sandler_

[@namingisdifficult408]

57 Year Old James Bond brilliant

[@y0urs03pic]

The only smart thing he ever said !!

[@VicEntity]

You again!

[@tomsmurf4225]

You know you've gone too far when even Adam Sandler thinks its gross

[@BugsyFoga]

@@y0urs03pic Nah , he's definitely said smarter things

[@adventarchivist5789]

This is like a Nickelodeon original movie with a higher budget and older rating

[@tygonmaster]

And about 100lbs of shit slathered on top.

[@toneypriceless8170]

At First I Thought it was

[@namingisdifficult408]

Brendan Milburn yep

[@deviousj5868]

adam favuzzi It do remind me of Clock Stoppers.

[@thejedisonic67]

How are you compare this to Good Burger

[@Deaniac25]

If there's one takeaway from this review, it's that action fight scenes are enhanced by SpongeBob narration.

[@namingisdifficult408]

Matt Dean exactly

[@skinnysnorlax1876]

*everything is enhanced by spongebob narration.

[@chyandinii]

Everything is enhanced by Spongebob in general. edit: ...at least seasons 1-3, I mean.

[@gracekim1998]

Matt Dean so true

[@LanceThumping]

ShinyStarriNite Except modern.

[@qw000pz]

dabduction "I don't like that" - Sandler

[@chrisPbit]

qw000pz You know something is painfully unfunny when even Adam Sandler doesn't like it

[@Odinsday]

"It's just not my thing." - David Spade

[@thelonewanderer4830]

qw000pz David Spade’s reaction killed me too.

[@ewkak.8470]

qw000pz that's how Bob the builder got a remake

[@mushroomanjcc1954]

"I dont like seeing you do that, its gross"

[@ECL28E]

"That is one pissed-off chemistry teacher" Best synopsis of Breaking bad

[@171QA]

The part with Patrick screaming during the fight was hilarious. XD

[@namingisdifficult408]

171QA agreed

[@GreenWingSpino]

It made the fight scene more entertaining XD

[@Gammera2000]

I remember that Cartoon Network show MAD doing a parody of this movie. It was called Ab-duction, and the whole joke was that Taylor was harassing random celebrities with abs by asking if they were his real parents.

[@kittykittybangbang9367]

link?

[@Marie-cs8kp]

Taylor Lautner's best role of all time is Sharkboy

[@keithcreatesmedia6503]

Marie Oh shell yeah 🦈🌊🐚! ! !

[@KevinHealey95]

He's Sharkman now

[@dinosaurusmaximus8506]

No. It's Youngblood from Danny Phantom!

[@Launchpad05]

No, that's just as bad as 'Jacob', or 'Nathan'. Hell, he's not even for for the MCU.

[@cartoonhigh9990]

Marie I 100% agree with that

[@wingeddance]

"It must be Ramadan, because he's gotta GO FAST" *sonic music starts playing* Best pun ever made

[@MC04002]

Sara Zeru Lel

[@SkylerMillerTheBronxProject]

Hussain approved

[@Chiwowza]

I laughed so hard at that part, lmao

[@teebeemajestee]

Underappreciated line, I cried at this part laughing

[@StuffedNinja99]

it's an old joke

[@mg6945]

Last time I was This early, Pan was still making a cartoon

[@quitthischannel7069]

Mystic Melody oh yeah that thing from the room tour. I thought Pan had started a project for CN or Nick or something

[@cesco6694]

*insert Pan saying "Aww"*

[@BigT.Larrity]

*insert Kirby 64 death sound*

[@channelsurfer1225]

Abduction was flimed in my home town of pittsburgh

[@mg6945]

By pan making a cartoon he's always wanted to make one he just never has the time with doing youtube he's talked about it a lot

[@comixproviderftw_02]

"Look. He takes off a white shirt, and puts on a black shirt. That's symbolism." XD

[@HeilRay]

ComiXProvider FTW_02 Need to get a gym membership for that symbolism.

[@catbeweird]

Wait, this movie wasn't about aliens...? I feel betrayed

[@Aceken23]

nice seeing you here catbeweird

[@valkyriesprites420gtx3]

You watch pan!

[@kikilles_]

the cut from the kiss scene to the train entering the tunnel, that's symbolism that rivals even Neon Genesis Evangelion

[@RedGhost2BlueToast]

I remember back in highschool we all had a field trip to a college and then we all went to a movie. It was this movie and at throughout the movie somebody yelled "Turn into a werewolf". At the end I said "Boy that sucked"

[@Nightbird-67tm]

"More awkward that to bring condoms at a familly reunion" "Nathan's dad would call his own wife daddy" -Pan Pizza, 2018

[@namingisdifficult408]

Sebastian Martinez 10/10 seems legit

[@mathieuleader8601]

TRANSGENDERISM

[@yourtimetraveleralara]

Yea

[@spimbles]

than forgetting to bring condoms at a family reunion* 🙄🙄🙄 5 years and nobody corrected this guys mistake? fr? the "forgetting" part literally makes it an entirely different joke

[@Kumaclaws]

Remember that awful Vampires Suck movie and how it still got a ton of popularity because of the anti-twilight craze? 2010 was wild.

[@johnhandzlik659]

Matt Trulock really I remember people in 2010 shiting on it and calling it another stupid spoof movie like the rest in spoof movie .

[@Launchpad05]

When a parody of 'Twilight' can't even deliver on jokes, or surpass 'Twilight' in popularity, you fucked up.

[@snowman6234]

Matt Trulock I actually have that movie lmao

[@battlion507]

And I think that film got more buzz than the Scott Pilgrim vs. ZA WARUDO!... ahem... The World. Ultra suckitude that is on par with Fifty Shades Blacker.

[@Launchpad05]

I KNOW, RIGHT?! In a perfect world, 'Scott Pilgrim' would've been successful! Not fucking 'Twilight'! If it wasn't for Marvel, I would've stopped going to the movies all together.

[@destroyerblackdragon]

Oh no Pan is going CN real on us.

[@DatBoiChuy]

No cause this is actually entertaining and it doesn't make me want to die

[@destroyerblackdragon]

That's what I first thought too.

[@MasterOfKnowledge.]

Ardilla Big Destroy, Build, Destroy was good. Mostly because of the fact that Andrew W.K. hosted it

[@destroyerblackdragon]

I might have been more okay with destroy build destroy if it was on Nick. In fact why doesn't Nick have game shows anymore these days I miss double dare and legends of the hidden temple.

[@destroyerblackdragon]

I've forgotten all about level up. I never even bothered to watch it. It's tv budget cgi looked atrocious.

[@jimmywhetzel]

19:06 I was hoping with all of my heart you'd splice in a JASON at that part and you delivered.

[@nostalgia_junkie]

oh hey jimbo

[@cursedkevin]

Jimmy Whetzel HOLY SHIT YOUR ALIVE.

[@theoverlyhappygoth1545]

Do a collab!

[@amberwingtundrawing776]

I didnt know you watch him!

[@MastaChief2026]

Hey, it’s jimmy pretzel

[@thetoongrump9801]

THE MANIAC’S IN THE AMTRAK

[@Ayden_B]

TheToonGrump AGHHHHHHH

[@TemmiePlays]

You know dabbing is bad when even Adam Sandler say's it's gross.

[@nsan6460]

What surprises me the most is how much knowledge Pan knows about Taylor Lautner

[@WeegeeSlayer123]

That "dramatic" music made me laugh.

[@Launchpad05]

'BUSHWHACKED!' #CinemaSnob

[@53subscribersnovideos35]

I feel like I've heard it in Looney Tunes before.

[@Launchpad05]

The 'love' scene had a sound effect that felt right a home in a 'Looney Tunes' short.

[@Ayden_B]

Marc Baker you realize Pan edited that in

[@jackkent3066]

Oh sweet new shoes.

[@shgurr]

the spongebob clips x'D

[@HeilRay]

shgurr Made this video a 10.

[@sarayoungbar5071]

I had to pause the video a few times because I was laughing so hard!!!

[@notfrank6586]

i have seen your videos.

[@thema1998]

Sarita Aguilar My throat was in pain from all the laughter I was doing.

[@AquaDavie]

theres always some other animator commenting on an animator's video. I find that cool and interesting

[@JCanimationcritic]

What was that video of Adam Sandler dissing Taylor on dabbing. I need to see that

[@lurkingPabs]

Even adam sandler thinks dabbing is gross

[@ihvojd]

Dream Bat you know dabbing is bad when Adam Sandler finds it gross

[@craigbutler3282]

Is- is that *LIVE ACTION* On *MY REBELTAXI* *PAN FAKE A COUGH ON YOUR NEXT VIDEO IF YOU’VE BEEN KIDNAPPED*

[@Yuli_Ban]

It's 2009 all over again.

[@CynicalZielony]

Just an average kids that looks 25+ years old

[@namingisdifficult408]

Null/Loun seems legit

[@StefanSaba]

9:28 "oh no my balloons!" Never has there been a more perfect use of that line from the spider man 2 game

[@Lucas-no7gp]

I SAY ABDUCTION WITH MY DAD WHAT THE FUCK, I remember him going "it looks cool" and then sleeping after 30 mins

[@namingisdifficult408]

Amoon ouch

[@sketcheadfilms]

I was an extra in this movie! Filmed in my hometown of Pittsburgh

[@MarkyMatey]

Evan Huber (Sketchead Films) what scene.

[@sketcheadfilms]

Mark G. I was in the crowd at the baseball game

[@nemoguy]

Are you the yellow hat guy?

[@sketcheadfilms]

Nemonite I can assure you that’s not me

[@TacomasterStudios]

I feel sorry for you...

[@WilfredCthulu]

I can't believe I didn't hear about this movie until now with all the so bad it's good crap I've seen. Speaking of which, the first part of Pan's story mode is out and I'm currently uploading part 2 so it'll be out today. Warning: It's hot garbage. I sure do hope Pan sees the whole thing when it's out.

[@WilfredCthulu]

Mighty Raccoon Hi Mighty

[@namingisdifficult408]

Wilfred Cthulu interesting

[@vinesauceobscurities]

Somehow I had a very faded memory of watching a part of this movie. Could it really be that bad?

[@sorrowwrath]

I remember seeing an ad for this movie. It was for a motorcycle or scooter or something Idk but I knew this movie was garbage before I was out.

[@lordkaijux5262]

JonTron would be all over this thing and upload a review ASAP.

[@QuintDunaway]

This is honestly one of Pan’s best videos. The timing of the jokes get me every time!

[@herpderp5361]

Taylor: "If you're the CIA, then what's my real name?" CIA dude: "Nathan Price." Pan: "Damn." I died.

[@herpderp5361]

Pan: "Aw sweet new shoes."

[@MilanPofCrotoonia]

14:52 this had me crack up more than it should've, omg

[@LonePuppy1]

me too

[@iceangele14]

i know right

[@slightlyconfused5327]

The MilanToon Channel I love how the audio fit perfectly with was happening

[@Launchpad05]

Amtrak, where we care, and we settle out of court.

[@Ayden_B]

My favorite was “it must be Ramadan, because he’s... GOTTA GO FAST

[@Popcultureguy3000]

That fan art at 11:26 is hands down, the best Pan Pizza fan art I've ever seen!

[@gappa857]

Y nobody talks about it

[@HeilRay]

Pretty sweet.

[@Tacom4ster]

despite not an animation review, this was one of the funniest review of the show, it was like old school Nostalgia Critic, before the bad skits.

[@namingisdifficult408]

Adrian Dezendegui some of the skits aren’t that bad

[@pentilex4338]

Some diarrhea isn't as bad as others

[@dannytalk8902]

I only remember the MAD cartoon parody for this movie

[@mattd1466]

"That slick rick dabbed to his death" is an underrated line

[@SuperiorGothBun]

He’s the guy that played Shark Boy, right? Let’s be honest, has Taylor Lautner ever been in a good movie in general? After reviewing his IMDB, the only good movie he’s listed in is Shark Boy and Lava Girl

[@johnhandzlik659]

Mystic Melody shark boy and lava girl is a good Film?

[@SuperiorGothBun]

John Handzlik Compared to all his other movies, yes

[@johnhandzlik659]

Mystic Melody o , okay

[@namingisdifficult408]

John Handzlik relatively

[@SilverShion]

Feliz ano nuevo. My keyboard is american so that's spanish for happy new anus.

[@SakuraStardust]

Yareyare daze

[@CalzoneZone]

19:45 Why is it always so satisfying to hear the tf2 revenge sound?

[@MashinError]

That age-progressed Taylor Lautner picture looks like one of those puppets from Team America World Police

[@bobbyferg9173]

13:24 not sure why but I found that sound effect you added to be a lot more funny than it should be. Also the way you edit things in general is amazing

[@summerjonz]

'That is one pissed off chemistry teacher.'

[@sachimourya1431]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jac_238]

I remember my dad really enjoyed this movie, I was never sure why because I thought it was ridiculous but then I remembered my dad works for the Amtrak police

[@jac_238]

Brendan Milburn idk, I love my dad but he doesn't always have the best taste in movies

[@RebelTaxi]

Why did your dad let that guy on the train?

[@namingisdifficult408]

therock238360 interesting

[@KrisRN23935]

Suddenly, that MAD skit with Taylor Launtner makes sense.

[@danklies9606]

this is literally one of my favorite videos ever 😭

[@Spewgo]

That fucking Doug "bomb in the lasagna" transition was fucking seamless. Good job.

[@keithcreatesmedia6503]

13:20 - 15:50 was some of the funniest shit pan has ever edited together.

[@cyanstar9161]

This rebeltaxi video is with out a doubt the best and most hilarious video he has ever done to date he should do another one of these

[@TheKaienshibasnejiba]

Pan I loved this. You need to do more of these.

[@undead923]

I learned this movie because of that MAD skit.

[@lucabarredo2915]

Glad someone remembers MAD

[@kitnamedgran]

Papa Pan back with another review

[@sparksthedaytrader9606]

Gran Flakes の

[@bonelesspancake9072]

Gran Flakes I saw you at TV last night

[@BigT.Larrity]

Pan Papa

[@razorfin699]

Boneless Pancake What a nice cereal box.

[@alexamaro7325]

That dude really aimed a revolver at a sniper that was super far

[@_jiratena7113]

19:19 Damn, Russell Crowe’s singing has certainly improved since Les Miserablés

[@Janjo64]

0:50 this literally just happened in NY, kid found out he’s been missing since 2005

[@BugsyFoga]

So this is what happened to sharkboy huh , it's good to finally know they continued his story from sharkboy and lavagirl.

[@JediAutobotX]

Oh man, adding that audio from Sponge Bob during the fight on the train was halarious! Great job done! :)

[@991yugioh]

Didn't expect the Luke Vader scene Lol. I thought you were going for Patrick screaming "LOOK AT IT!" in the movie theater.

[@mr.mesogog3803]

The train going in and out of the tunnel omggggg. XD That and the Spongebob narration did it for me! While I hope animation will always be your main topic, a few live actions sprinkled in never hurt anyone! Nice work!

[@micahbreeding8320]

I would like to make the suggestion of looking at the series Chaotic it was similar to Yugioh in that it was a show with a real world card game, except it had a fully integrated online version in the early 2000's the show was made by 4kids and I remember liking it, it ended due to 4kids wanting more money thus trying to sue the original game creator for full ownership

[@elkaboing90]

I loved that show back but man those character models have not aged well

[@micahbreeding8320]

Jaylin Sayuri I understand for the first season but the second and third was a large upgrade

[@elkaboing90]

Micah Breeding im upset of the fact that we didnt get to see that maxor kid beat the remaining gym leaders and only got to see 2-3of them plus i hated the season focusing on the prehistoric maxor

[@evoke1631]

remember when they made the art style look anime? edit: started out with flash animation then season 2 onward used this boring generic sonic x anime style.

[@Lrnz-wg6bl]

Oh my god I loved that show!

[@dinosaurusmaximus8506]

The only thing I remember about this movie is the parody from that Mad magazine cartoon did. The AB-duction.

[@doga5899]

Dream dream dream dream dream dream...

[@namingisdifficult408]

Dog A dream dream dream

[@pipsuki]

holy shit hahaha

[@ewkak.8470]

Dog A Explain your reasoning

[@ectofriend]

I hope this video blows up, I feel its one of Pan's best.

[@Pearianaynaaaay]

Why does every shitty action movie always have the Russians as villains lmao

[@GreenWingSpino]

We will never know...

[@Polyhedron69]

Cause Ukraine

[@mikeyg9958]

12:46 Welp, the Amtrak crash finally happened... A train from Los Angeles to Chicaco crashed into a dump truck and derailed, killing 3 and injuring 40

[@ruggiebuggie3195]

I really hate the YA fiction cliche where the MC, for some stupid reason, HAS to be kept ignorant of everything, and has been secretly under surveillance since birth until the VERY MOMENT when the villains come knocking on his\her door, then everything is revealed and info dumped all at once and EVERYONE was in on it. EVERYTHING revolved around this one kid who HAS to be the ONE to save the world ALL BECAUSE his/parents were secretly special, amazing super wizards or gods or spies.

[@SimplySeanATX]

I love how the "Chemistry Teacher" takes off his prescription glasses like he's either Clark Kent or as if he just witnessed something amazing. I know it's not the latter so that fuck must've been Russian Soviet Superman, saving the motherland from scum that makeout on trains, I was rooting for him the whole time though no lie. There is just something very satisfying seeing the guy that every girl back in my Middle School fell in love the moment Twilight came out get his ass BEAT hard in his own movie. It's almost like his dad wanted to embarass him, because Lautners actually a very talented martial artist. Shame this movie didnt display that. I wouldnt have minded a cool kung-fu action packed flick and not... Whatever this is supposed to be???

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Don't be ridiculous.he was just removing his limiter.

[@RaxiazRedux]

"condoms...family reunion" wait what

[@SuperiorGothBun]

Pan, you could have reviewed Shark boy and Laca girl. You could have reviewed the best bad movie of all time and brought justice to all Hispanics by reviewing a Robert Rodriguez movie. Review a Robert Rodriguez movie and fulfill your destiny

[@nemoguy]

"bad"

[@PHANTASMSEXSHOP]

He could review Spy Kids: Mission Critical, assuming that's still happening

[@namingisdifficult408]

Mystic Melody laca?

[@user-unos111]

+Quickman may win c and v are cery vlose in the keyborad

[@y0urs03pic]

AH!! A Floating CGI George Lopez head !!!!

[@BugsyFoga]

" Oh I don't like , I don't like seeing you doing that , that's gross" - Adam Sandler's response to dabbing

[@agentepolaris4914]

The "oh sweet, new shoes!" part really caught me off-guard

[@biz-funkradiocop1953]

*SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAD* I'm so glad you put that in

[@MegaIkedog]

I like that you list the song names and artists in this video. Shazam is a good app when tracks are not listed in the video or description, but it can't identify every song ever! Thank you.

[@reflera603]

"And when I'm finished, you'll be responsible for the death of every friend you have on Facebook." You can blow up my house and the people that raised me and you can threaten to kill me , but spare my Facebook friends.

[@blitzthespittah3712]

Pan your editing is gr8, the fight scene on the train w/ the Patrick audio had me DED

[@KaitlynKatt]

“It must be Ramadan because he’s gotta go fast.” *Que Sonic Adventure Battle 2 music*

[@Theladywiththeblackdress]

"Oh no my balloons" Oh noooooo dooctoorrr cooonnooorrs claaaaas

[@jarmakey1]

The whole recognizing yourself on a missing child website was a pretty good concept. Should've dropped the spy stuff and keep it a thriller.

[@goingunder2548]

tbh it's a better concept as a short film, remove the pointless relationshit stuff and other fluff, make it 30 minutes max and upload it to KZbin for free or maybe as a final university project

[@panicatthefallout7710]

"I'm crash and these are the boys." "Is that girl a boy too?!" "Yes."

[@superdrinkingpepsi]

They have a girl drummer?!

[@josiahagin2100]

^pops up a middle finger^

[@zbh9268]

I love that you used Seto Kaiba's hacking theme for the covert scenes.

[@TheAnakamex]

I really liked the editing you did on this video, it really spiced things up, i liked it a lot ^^

[@jose31626]

The use of the "oh no my balloon!" clip from spiderman 2 was brilliant!

[@Crompledong]

That spongebob syncing was so much funnier than it should’ve been. My sides fucking hurt, damn you Pan

[@TheAman2311]

18:00 was that Nick Nocturne just then?

[@itogi]

Yes, that was him

[@NightMind]

[Inconspicuous whistling]

[@strawbabbie]

Night Mind HAHA I replayed that specific part like “wait- that isn’t... no fucking way”

[@ieatatsonic]

Nick Noc it's Nightmind

[@ferngm9014]

This is the best editing you have ever done :)

[@bonelesspancake9072]

Even The Room is better than this mess

[@kitnamedgran]

Boneless Pancake yeah, but the room is actually good, though

[@monstaginga5273]

Gran Flakes lol no

[@chadkingoffuckmountain970]

I did not hit her, I did naht

[@chyandinii]

Oh hai Captain Fordo

[@cqzmic6781]

No, don't even try lmao

[@gnarly441]

Hey Pan just so you know if you ever wanted to do more movie reviews I think I speak for everyone when I say you have our blessing this was f*cking HILARIOUS

[@nicholasrodinos4701]

0:09 I agree with Adam Sandler. That hurt to say.

[@Rob23765]

14:52 Having that Spongebob clip in there made this one of the funniest things I've seen so far this year.

[@RainintheBrain]

4:50 Researching missing kids who could be dead and making tasteless pop culture jokes Hahaha! What a story Mark

[@DwayneIsKing]

18:30 anyone see the guy with the yellow finger try to help Taylor by blocking the guy from running up the stairs? 😂

[@seanmiller4170]

It seems like Taylor's best acting comes out when he's just being a goofy party dude...That may just be because he might be that in real life

[@homefront1999]

Two things need to be addressed about the house exploding. One, how can such a small bomb that look like some TNT make such a big explosion that it would destroy the entire house? Second, putting a bomb in the Oven makes no sense, you'd only be reducing the blast radius; since it'd be contained in such a thick container.

[@MaxiGoGo1717]

Wait a fucking moment... I WATCHED THIS MOVIE Holy shit I remember this, it was so confusing and is kind of a guilty pleasure

[@nemoguy]

Why?

[@MaxiGoGo1717]

Nemonite I honestly don't know

[@hankymcspanky3137]

I watched it back in the day cause I was invited by two chicks I was into at the time. I didn't give a single shit what I was watching.

[@Frooti.loopz23]

Right? I kinda forgot about this movie

[@bingus4545]

Doctor Fuze I didn't remember until the Russian guy pulled the gun on him outside the stadium. Then I was like holy shit I've seen this.

[@MintyIllusion]

I was expecting more of a horror movie where the son has to get away from his crazy fake parents/abductors and find his real family, but the second the mom flipped the government agent I was never so happy to be wrong. Also, were those added voices Nicolas and Night Mind?