The Onion Movie / Kill Switch (2008) - Steven Seagal - Comedic Movie Review

Hiyeah! and Welcome back to Redeye Reviews. Today on Karate Korner we are watching The Onion Movie AND Kill Switch
In this awesome Double Feature!
The Onion Movie
Starring: Daniel Chacon, Steven Seagal, Don McManus, Kate Fuglei, Brian Powell, Len Cariou,
Director: Tom Kuntz, Mike Maguire,
Writer: Todd Hanson, Robert Siegel,
Kill Switch
Starring: Steven Seagal, Isaac Hayes, Holly Elissa, Michael Filipowich, Chris Thomas King, Mark Collie, Karyn Michelle Baltzer,
Director: Jeff King,
Writer: Steven Seagal,
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[@SymbolicSplenetic]

It's kinda awesome how Steven Seagal movies eventually literally turned into Will Sasso's 90's Mad TV skits, like 10-12 years later.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahah right?! Almost like he took real inspiration from Will

[@A_Toastonawhiteplate]

Its like they were able to predict the future

[@Ideo7Z]

They've even switched who the fatter guy is.

[@SymbolicSplenetic]

@@Ideo7Z LMAO, too true.

[@garyhall7867]

NINJAS!

[@timsmith9567]

I only discovered this channel within the last week or so and I've been working my way through your Steven Seagal playlist. I don't think I can fully convey how incredibly entertained I am by them. Kudos!

[@RedEyeReviews]

So glad you found the channel :D

[@enalb5085]

yea idk how my auto play made it here but im glad it did

[@docsnake]

Those slap fights have me crying every single time. Who told him that mess looked cool? It’s so crazy!

[@Nuffsed81]

His mom.

[@benzelwasington4059]

@@Nuffsed81And she regrets it ever since

[@batman.darthmaul]

The reason this movie is so extremely convoluted is Nu Image/Millenium bought the rights from Insight and re-edited the film. There's a very interesting fan theory regarding the original cut. According to this theory, Seagal's character, Jacob, was actually a serial killer of serial killers. He traveled the world, posing as a cop, killing the serial killers in the area, and using his own investigation of these killers as his cover for killing them himself. This was why the FBI was interested in investigating Jacob as a killer. In other words, the movie was about the FBI chasing Jacob, not so much about Jacob hunting the serial killers. Anyway, this theory, even though I really like it, is apparently not true. When Vern wrote Seagalogy, he said he saw the original edit of the film and had this to say: An early workprint from when it was called Higher Form of Learning presents a different version of the film. Seagal supervised this cut and although not great its a better film than it turned into. The fight scenes are edited a lot better: 1.When the bad guy is thrown from the window it's 2 shots, one from inside and one from out 2.When Seagal curbs the bad guy we see a shocked reaction from people The Earlier cut of the film is shorter but has more character moments and story. Vern mentions nothing about how Jacob was originally a serial killer of serial killers. I actually enjoy watching the film as though the fan theory is true.

[@ramirezrem]

Jesus Christ, this movie is pure garbage regardless the fan theory is true or not (btw I suprised this movie has fans and they have time to put theories about it). Better watch some good action thrillers not this shit ;)

[@MrEW1985]

This movie is amazing. Never was so confused of what it actually was it about.

[@kristinflannery9316]

🥳 Congratulations!!!! 500!!!!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you!

[@inferno0020]

Kill Switch, produced and written by Steven Seagal, sounds like a good opportunity to enter Seagal's mind

[@Ideo7Z]

So basically, they couldn't even get the oughts' Bourne Identity quick cut shaky cam editing right. This makes Taken 3's Liam Neason fence jump scene look positively cinematic.

[@8thFurno]

The editing of the guy getting flung out of the window had me dying.

[@lnsflare1]

Presumably of epilepsy.

[@insanitypepper1740]

I'm pretty sure the family scene at the end was supposed to take place years in the future after he leaves the force, but they showed zero passage of time in the film. The "secret Russian wife and kids" result is pure unintentional comedic gold.

[@RedEyeReviews]

haha that would make WAY more sense

[@richardkranium2944]

This is by far the best Seagal movie in my opinion. He should have done more comedy it fits him to be that guy that goes for the old nut shot. Awesome comedic review.

[@brendancronin3796]

I don't think he has the self awareness to do comedy ...and I don't believe that he'd stand ( or sit down ) for being the butt of a joke

[@martijn_yt]

But he did in this movie... (Or do you really think he did not understand it was a comedy ? ;))

[@kyletitterton]

That bit where they prop guy clearly started the stars and Segal "finished" them is incredible.

[@RedEyeReviews]

hahaha thank you so much

[@josephgibbons1631]

This channel started when Steven was like 190 lbs. Several films and 100 lbs later ….. here we are. I salute you! \_/ \_/.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha right?!

[@Gutek524]

from 500 to 5.3k in such a short time well done, im glad that i can be part of your success ^_^

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much!

[@michaelmyers3709]

Enjoyed the fight in the bar towards the end where they intercut shots of Seagal from the opening where he was wearing a totally different jacket. And when they spliced in shots from the hammer scene too early (before he’s even picked it up), cutting around it awkwardly so you can’t see the hammer in his hand. And the two cops who aren’t in much of a rush to stop Seagal smashing the guy’s arms, legs and ribs to pieces. In summary, it’s a sh1t show, but Seagal makes it all worthwhile.

[@RedEyeReviews]

haha I never noticed the jacket thing. that is too funny

[@raymondleggs5508]

Well he was a serial killer, so what if he nearly beat the guy to death lol

[@losttribe3001]

One of my favorite movies of all time is Children of Men directed by Alfonso Cuarón. It’s so well crafted and there are some of the best one-take scenes in movie history in my opinion. If I were to teach a film making class, I’d recommend it because it is a masterclass at story, world building, tone, tension, messaging, cinematography, choreography (not dancing choreography) and editing. So why bring it up in this review? Because I’m going to have to watch it now to take my mind of this shitty movie! When I close my eyes I can still see the cocaine-driven cuts and edits…. Holy hell Redeye! This one broke my brain with the editing! I enjoy a crappy movie, but that was waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh my what a great movie! Easily in my top 10. Children of Men really is a master class. And would be a great palette cleanser for the movie I just put you through haha

[@JaneSmith-so6hw]

Well said and always great to hear Children of Men getting love. I rarely skipped class or left early, but when Blockbuster had Children of Men back in 2007, I left high school early to rent the movie and was able to have a watch party with a couple friends before my parents made it home from work. The movie blew our minds and the substances helped, but were definitely not required, because it's a damn masterpiece. Not a movie I'd like to watch once a week, but it's always worth a revisit when a friend hasn't watched it before or at least once every few years.

[@EZ-D-FIANT]

I've never seen it, gonna check it out tho cheers...👍👌👍

[@stoutoutandaboutwithanorwe300]

I guess the better question is; who DOESN’T have a second, foreign family in a different country? Seagal is just shining some light on a common way of life. 😂🤣

[@RedEyeReviews]

Whoa whoa whoa hey! Rule 1 of the secret families club is "Never talk about the secret family!"

[@AllThingsFilm1]

I'm loving your channel. I actually want to go back and watch these Steven Seagal movies because of your videos. But, what really impresses me, is that when you released this video you were celebrating 500 subscribers. Yet, less than 5 months later, you're now well over 5.000 subscribers. That is quite an achievement. And well deserved I might add. Happy subscriber here.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much! I feel I've learned a lot this year. But I am so grateful for my awesome community, and I'm enjoying the journey :)

[@AllThingsFilm1]

@@RedEyeReviews By the way, how do you find the movie quote clips you insert? I do camera and gear reviews, and I’m always trying to find quotes from movies to add humor to my videos. But, it’s hard to find quotes I want to use. Thanks in advance.

[@RedEyeReviews]

@All Things Film it depends. I have a weird memory. So alot of times I can just remember a clip from something. But if I am really stumped I will google what I am looking for and add GIF to the end. So like "Why would you do that Gif" and then in images find a gif that I recognize and then go and look it up with its audio attached.

[@AllThingsFilm1]

@@RedEyeReviews Ahh. Thank you!

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@AllThingsFilm1 of course! Good luck

[@AAAnonimAAA1st]

I ve got a funny feeling that the part of Jacob was originally written with a black actor in mind. Some of his overly "cool" lines makes me think of old blacksploitation movies. Even the ending fits the genre as it tries to reassure you that the guy youve been watching is the coolest one around. It's either that or Steven's ego.

[@GUTTERWITCH444]

Wish you had more subscribers your channel is awesome

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much! We will get there one day. I love making the videos and I really love the community we already have. So I am in no rush. Just enjoying the ride :) Thanks again for your support!

[@galil_6863]

"Yeah man I've been drawing star for like 57 years" 😂😂😂

[@LivingLovingAbroad]

So glad I discovered your channel a couple weeks ago, I've watched the majority of your videos and I love them all! I was born in 1978 so I'm a child of the 80's and 90's. Also, congrats on your channel growth, you definitely deserve it.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much! I'm glad you have been enjoying the videos :)

[@parisgreen4600]

Wow, Steven gained one point with the first movie, and lost ten points with the second. Hopefully the JCVD and Chuck Norris series will make a nice palate cleanser for you! At 13:31 he looks EXACTLY like Will Sasso's parody. 21:30 his slap-fighting is the only thing I like about the guy. Okay, and the clown joke was funny. Congratulations on reaching 500!

[@RedEyeReviews]

HAHAHA oh my god he really does look just like him

[@connordunckel8544]

The one where he’s trying to fly and keeps falling

[@Eternally_Sardonic]

I stuck around till the end. 👍 I cold purchased The Onion Movie years ago because I liked their stories; very hit or miss. Len Cariou as the news anchor and the Armed Gunman skit were easily the best part of it.

[@paulplaysgames6740]

Just found you videos tonight man I’ve binged watched 4 Steve S film reviews already and still watching. You need more subscribers mate. Really enjoying the content

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much! I am so glad you have found the channel :)

[@420gaiden]

Nope I’m still here. I love this show. Thank you for making it.

[@luna-hw9li]

Love the over the top America-orgasm... Nothing better to celebrate old school action movies from a time when the good guys were still good and always American and bad guys were obviously bad and foreign :-) I really miss this kind of movie stupidity and your channel really brought back some great memories. Greetings from old Europe. Keep going!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha sometimes you just want to turn your brain off and watch the old school standard action flick. No thinking, just fighting. I am so glad you enjoy the channel friend! I hope things are well in your part of the world :)

[@luna-hw9li]

@@RedEyeReviews Sure. I like your reviews. If you run out of stuff, maybe go through some Chuck Norris or Jackie Chan movies. I always liked "Snake in the Eagle's Shadow".

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@luna-hw9li Consider that movie on the list my friend :)

[@abledemo1]

Seagal “stars? Yea I can draw stars in 5 languages”

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol of course he can!

[@Ozcogger]

Bingeing your Seagal playlist and I'm dying. Absolutely amazing work.

[@jdgustofwinddance.7748]

12:40 _They’re checking the liver’s temperature to have an overall idea how long the victim has been dead._ *Also, the coroner eating bit was originally done in the movie Street Trash. Ever since then movies and shows have had coroner’s eat to illustrate how disassociated or unaffected they are by death.*

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh that is super interesting. I have never seen Street Trash, but I have always laughed at this idea. Its like a Surgeon eating or something. It is just so silly

[@jdgustofwinddance.7748]

@@RedEyeReviews “Coroner: That’s a good point.”

[@davemeads859]

@@RedEyeReviews you have to see it it's a blast with an insane story and even more insane practical effects would love to see you review it

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@davemeads859 I'll definitely check it out

[@kcaz1984]

I was going to comment about the liver temperature test.😂

[@nebfreely317]

I found your channel a lil while ago, but now I'm binge watching all your videos n you've grown so much n have gotten more confident n creative! But Thanks Broseph. We all appreciate the hard work you put into these for our entertainment.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you very much! It's been such a great way to improve my writing and confidence with a microphone. I really appreciate the support :)

[@jimjones8552]

Recently found this channel and have already watched like 20 Steven Seagull movie reviews lol. They truly got funnier with time, both your reviews and the movies. This accent is the best! I love when he uses his black voice on Chinese people and calls them "brotha"

[@RedEyeReviews]

So glad you like the channel!

[@rowanblithe71]

the editing is actually PURE GENIUS!! the stunt double is "hidden" between cuts, and it HURTS to watch the scene; it's like you are RIGHT THERE and glass and other stuff could come off the screen and actually hurt you

[@arkhe1n107]

Kinda off topic, but I just want to take a moment to appreciate that this man's channel was celebrating 500 subscribers just about one year ago and is now well on his way to 50000. Keep it up, as Seagal's filmography is endless.

[@Mudoh415]

That Diddy did it joke has aged wonderfully well.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol turns out.....Diddy did, in fact, do it.

[@OTMPR1M0]

TODAY JUST GOT BETTER! 🙌🏼

[@RedEyeReviews]

So glad I could be apart of brightening your day friend :)

[@OTMPR1M0]

Thanks bro, This MADE my day!!! I LOVE THESE REVIEWS!!! 😂👏🏼👌🏼 CONGRATS ON 500 TOO! KEEP UP THE GREAT CONTENT! 👏🏼👏🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@OTMPR1M0 thank you so much! :)

[@sissokoshwazz6725]

Dude am late but you are awesome! Been binge watching these series. Grew up watching these movies, now it’s just funny. Thanks again man!

[@lmccampbell]

Channeling Churchill and Patton for the intro is what got me to subscribe. good on you for shortening the intro.

[@jacobbronitsky1448]

"Seagal is just named like Jacob or something" I lost it at that moment hahaha

[@totallyalpharius507]

"Oh yeah, I've been drawing stars for 57 years." Lol.

[@salmansengul]

You know what's funny, the only reason I watch your channel is because of your many funny reviews of Steven Seagal movies. The onion movie part was so funny. Wish Seagal wouldn't take himself so seriously!

[@66522780]

That editing raised my blood pressure. Seriously

[@azzim7132]

I'm dead, Is she going to eat that man? 🤣 12:49

[@Theedgecrusher93]

I just found your channel a couple weeks ago. Your videos are great! I haven’t seen them all but I’ll get there. This one was hilarious!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Aww thank you so much

[@obietap]

found ur channel couple of days ago... great stuff!! thank you!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much!

[@ernestoflores1057]

Have you ever noticed that when his stunts are doing all the fighting, he is seriously on point, focus hahahaha

[@josephyu1527]

Since this video was released the 500 have grown to 27.5k. Congratulations!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much! It's been a wild ride so far

[@ansahs]

The Seagal thing is great, keep it up. You had me subscribe at "gymkata" though, such an old laughter inducer. GOOD JOB ALWAYS

[@joootooobboosheet2486]

HAHA!!! I have tears in my eyes from that clown part. I used to tell that joke when I was a kid. RedEye: "GOD DAMNIT!!! DID I JUST SIT THROUGH A 10 MINUTE LIVE ACTION VERSION OF THE CANNIBAL EATING A CLOWN JOKE? ALRIGHT, LET'S REIGN IT IN." You are F***ing hilarious

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol so glad you liked it. But for real. I can't believe I didn't get it until the punchline.

[@TwinkieCakey]

RedEye reviews makes me ADHD less fucked up. Good shit my man :D

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha glad I can help

[@lastsamurai4710]

Congrats on 500 brother you deserve it. Btw the edits in this movie Jesus I thought I was having a seizure and his voice is legend in this hahaha

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you sir much friend! Long time no chat! I hope all is well in your world. For real this movie is beyond horrible lol

[@lastsamurai4710]

Yeah sorry man I watch your vids every upload just don't comment all is well my friend life keeps on going

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@lastsamurai4710 oh no worries! Don't feel like you always need to comment. :) glad to hear life is going well!

[@lastsamurai4710]

But congrats again man on 500 can't wait till it's 1000 then 10000 and so on your gonna blow up

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@lastsamurai4710 thank you friend! I'm just here for the ride! loving every minute

[@jgreenwald78]

I love the Copernicus reference

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol thank you, thank you.

[@A_Toastonawhiteplate]

5 month ago you were at 500? Great seeing how much you grew! The editing in Kill Switch looks like some watched a Bourne Movie and thought I can do that

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much! The channels growth is so awesome! And that's pretty accurate. Someone took Shaky Cam to the extreme

[@mantistoboggan5171]

Awwww man! Was loving this already, but that Diddy bit really got me!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahaha I love that line way too much

[@akmil02]

That editing is a crime against humanity

[@RedEyeReviews]

It physically hurts lol

[@SnowmanTF2]

I would like to give you a late congratulations on your 500th and 5,000th subscriber milestones

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you!!

[@AstralWolf86]

The bit at the end with the sex scene where he closes the bedroom door 😂 Your voice lol 😂 perfect 👌🏼

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol why thank you

[@AstralWolf86]

@@RedEyeReviews Your more than welcome😄I haven’t laughed so hard in a while xD Awesome channel and content dude ✌🏻🤙🏻

[@RedEyeReviews]

@JC Denton thank you so much :)

[@RudiW1510]

You forgot Seagals catchphrase in The Onion Movie. "THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!"

[@dizzy1369]

You've sure come a long way in the past year since you hit 500.

[@switch651_]

jacob stunt double...in the credits..nice lol

[@tattooryry6859]

"We did it! 500 subscribers!" I just checked 42k subscribers in a year... good job man!

[@MattyStarfish]

Wow 500 subscribers, congratulations

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you!

[@MsRadred6116]

Motion sickness activate!! 🤣😂🤣🥰

[@SilentMott]

This movie suffers from what I remember as the Bourne movie fight scene disease. Rather than plan and execute any decent choreography, you just skip around with extreme closeups of people's bodies moving in a nauseating clusterfuck of sound and motion blur. Boom, scene done and not a penny wasted on fight coordination.

[@maruismu7318]

I died at the drawing of the stars 🤣🤣🤣

[@jacklamb2904]

New sub you’ve earned my click, by Steven segalling harder than Steven segal has ever segaled

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahaha thank you so Much! So glad you found the channel

[@baffler27]

This was gold. Sweet, painful gold. Only Steven “Slowhand” Seagal will ever understand the choices he makes. Accents, character motives, when he’ll sit or stand. And ya know he has to be the one that gave himself the nickname “Slowhand”. Lmao

[@GB-uu1yd]

This channel is awesome!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much!

[@pablosilva6988]

Awesome video. Super funny.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you friend!

[@michaelmyers3709]

Loved the “guess where I’ve edited it” part. Have suffered through Kill Switch a whole bunch of times and even I couldn’t tell where the real edits were.

[@snoo333]

that was a fun video to watch. thank you

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you for watching! So glad you enjoyed it

[@DrExeCelticHeroes]

the double i didnt know i needed

[@steveN111333]

That ending ! lol

[@friedrice7]

Gratz on 500 subs although I think you meant 50k 😅

[@themeltingpoint3867]

In the ending their speaking Russian, when Steven Seagal walks in he asks "How are you"

[@tymoore253]

“I’ve been drawing stars for like 57 years” 😂😂😂

[@EAScotti]

Congrats on 500!!! Next stop 1000 and beyond!! So much wrong with this one, my brother and I watched this one,(1) the"original" killer in the window scene,(2) his partner was definitely drunk for every scene he was in(considering he's in this movie who could blame him),(3) his "Memphis"accent,(4) the fact that there's two killers?,(5) the bar fight scene (he made the pimp eat glass or curbed him on the bar🤔),(6) when he catches Lazarus and beats the living shit out of him, he hit the guy with a hammer on all his joints,(7) Seagal''s "detective" work, (8) the FBI lady's detective work to paint Steven as the suspect,(9) the flashbacks or mention of them,kinda just thrown in there (10) much much more but I'll end it with ten, the secret family, really!!! I think this movie is when he went from shoestring budgets to a thread budgets. You only have about 30 more Seagal movies left 😂

[@michaelmyers3709]

The kerb / bar counter stomp was so out of the blue. Liked how the guy’s teeth reappeared in the next scene! Would be interesting if anyone in the know could rationally explain the ending, haven’t been able to sleep right since 2008 not knowing 😳😳😳

[@EAScotti]

@@michaelmyers3709 exactly!! It's just baffling, I watched Decker Shado's review about a year ago which made me go to watch it, idk if I regret watching it or what lol

[@RedEyeReviews]

ONLY 30 Left! Haha, for REAL this movie is...something special. I agree on all of your points. To be fair the only credited writer IS Steven Seagal....so he definitely just did whatever he wanted to do, and no one could say anything..which isn't a great idea, because you know..we get a movie like this one haha. Thank you so much for the support :)

[@michaelmyers3709]

@@RedEyeReviews long, looong way to go yet! Jeff King went on to do Driven to Kill with Seagal which still has issues but is considerably better than Kill Switch.

[@UncomfortableShoes]

I appreciate how Seagal and his partner have the same haircut. Shows their tight relationship. Also, you’re right, holy fuck this editing. If someone ever wants to know what it’s like to have a contact lost in your eye I’d show them this movie. Dear god.

[@TAITheAsian]

Da Vinci code Steven Seagal would be pretty awesome, although maybe thats just because I watched that movie recently and it was pretty fun. I've watched kill Switch before and its just so funny when Steven talks in that Ssuuthernn vibe. The editing though is sure hard to deal with.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh my god I would put money towards making that movie happen

[@lialaw6840]

The longer the vidz the merrier the memes my guy!

[@jackwells8107]

You see, what happened is that the Russian family at the end belongs to... Daniel? After his brother died, Jacob actually had a psychotic break, and Jacob is the cop, but he's also Danny, who is a serial killer and has a family.

[@RedEyeReviews]

This is now canon

[@Nazylexx]

I don't like Steven Seagal but in Onion Movie his character was fun AF for me ^^

[@garrettfarrell1776]

19:48 *cartman voice* haha I got it just gimme that donut.... Sir its gone, your fingers b!eeding...gimme the beard crumbs then.... U bit my hand also.... Oh ya I can draw stars....**proceeds to fall asleep without apnea machine**

[@hashhippy1766]

Steven Sifou came outta nowhere in 1990 and just never stopped making comedies

[@duncanolio]

Watched this review many times, it got me hooked and I've watched all red eye reviews. Respect to Ky-ra-tE

[@devinelliott5498]

The cryptic puzzle note reminds me of a Grand Theft Auto cheat code sheet

[@henryrmarliniii8360]

The fact, you stood strong. You have witnessed the terror, THE TERROOOORRRR!!!!!! What you did, is the equivalency of taking one for the team. I'll tell your people, of the great thing you've accomplished. Lol

[@ronaldtan274]

congratulations for having 500+ subscribers! Next goal is to reach 1k subs.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much! We will get to 1K! I have a great community :)

[@davidj.thompson]

Hey!? Was that Harry Heck from "ThePunisher" getting beat up at the start?!

[@mattdarrough107]

You are amazing bro

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much!

[@ernestaguirre4300]

Slappy fight, Slappy fight, I hung in to the end

[@ke6264]

Stevens blaccent is the best one he does 🤣😂🤣😂

[@RedEyeReviews]

Agreed

[@Skipjack7814]

Steven Seagal is a 7th degree master of Kukido. Kukido is an obscure Okinawan martial art that enables you to fight an opponent, while discreetly checking his pockets for cookie dough. KUKIDO!! Ha ha, yipppeeeeeeee!!

[@pm2819]

7:33 It was here that the beef stew I had enjoyed moments earlier almost came up. 😎

[@jonathanwalker8730]

This is too funny; I'm dying here.

[@RedEyeReviews]

So glad you like it!

[@sleepingblue2605]

You know I'm going through your, and the fact that if this rate you only have 500, is mind-boggling to the amount you have acquired today. Good job

[@rashidmartialarts9513]

LOL. Somebody is fighting somebody

[@JaneSmith-so6hw]

I know Seagal gets a lot of hate, but at the Atlanta Airport back in 2007 my cousin who was 7-8 years old at the time approached Seagal and asked for an autograph, he refused to do an autograph because he didn't want to cause a crowd, but he did say "hi and take care" to my cousin, which was more than enough to make the entire vacation great for my cousin before we even left the airport. Such a great guy for taking the few seconds to acknowledge my cousin as a fan.

[@peterhedberg9528]

The edit reminds me of James Bond Quantum of Solace.

[@johnrife7134]

You really need to explore the films of Don The dragon Wilson.

[@RedEyeReviews]

I will be for sure

[@_.Mike.__]

Thanks for watching that for us 🤣