Absolute Mad Lads - Peter Tobin

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@CountDankula
@CountDankula 6 ай бұрын
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@ДжексонДиринг
@ДжексонДиринг 6 ай бұрын
But dank man I like my nicotine
@ДжексонДиринг
@ДжексонДиринг 6 ай бұрын
But dank man I like my nicotine
@Robert5hw
@Robert5hw 6 ай бұрын
You should do a video on the low country serial killer Donald Henry "Pee Wee" Gaskins Jr. from South Carolina in the US. His body count is 15 confirmed but he claimed 110. While on death row he was even hired to delete another inmate which he did with bucking C4 explosive.
@Yezpahr
@Yezpahr 6 ай бұрын
Did the frikkin sponsor approve that poem?! Wonderful. Give raises where it applies, that was a blast.
@lowfatmochalatte1328
@lowfatmochalatte1328 6 ай бұрын
When you have a madlad video on people who do sa you should put Absolute mad slags instead of lads
@doctorheck2186
@doctorheck2186 4 ай бұрын
The only time I've ever heard my granny swear was when Peter Tobin died, when she saw the report on tv and said "about fucking time"
@Jilktube
@Jilktube 6 ай бұрын
13 years for double attempted murder and 21 years for premeditated rape and murder is not fucking enough; Especially when he has said prior conviction for attempted murder.
@christopherconard2831
@christopherconard2831 6 ай бұрын
I've never understood why attempted murder is treated so lightly in court. Why should either my ability to take punishment or your incompetence reduce the amount of time you do for a crime? The intent was the same, only the outcome was different.
@gogocube3924
@gogocube3924 6 ай бұрын
Yeah wtf. Especially that one where he left the 2 girls in a house with the gas on. Double attempted murder
@redclayscholar620
@redclayscholar620 6 ай бұрын
"But... but... but... think of the rights of the convicted. 🤡"
@terminalfrost3645
@terminalfrost3645 6 ай бұрын
Reminds me of Mick Philpott who stabbed his girlfriend almost to death, he go 7 years was out in 3 then went on to kill his family with a house fire(didn’t intend to kill them, he was supposed to be a hero and frame someone else but clearly dangerous as fuck)
@MiddleAgedPlumber
@MiddleAgedPlumber 5 ай бұрын
​@@christopherconard2831ah, that's the great moral question isn't it. Is the motive of the act more important than the act itself, or does the outcome matter most. I agree and say motive should be paramount, but the legal system places most weight on the acts/outcomes themselves and only minor consideration of motive when determining sentencing. As in your example case of attempted murder, they focus on the act and outcome, attempted murder yetfailed, therfore it's not ad "bad" as if he was successful, even though thr intent and motive are the same had the murder been successful. Our morals rarely get discussed at a national or philosophical scale, we just assume logic onto our morals without actually questioning why certian things are the way they are, like judging attempt4d murder less harshly than actual murder
@rorz999
@rorz999 6 ай бұрын
This guy was married multiple times and had children, I can't even get a second date
@lanceholtz444
@lanceholtz444 6 ай бұрын
Lol
@DelmiraVesna
@DelmiraVesna 6 ай бұрын
🥹
@jaffa3717
@jaffa3717 6 ай бұрын
I can't even get a first, mate
@richbattaglia5350
@richbattaglia5350 6 ай бұрын
Keep in mind, he’s cradle snatching teens while in his 40’s.
@firstnamelastnamethirdname
@firstnamelastnamethirdname 6 ай бұрын
Why do girls like monsters and not nice guys?
@foryourlugsonly
@foryourlugsonly 6 ай бұрын
I dealt with Tobin a couple times when i was a custody officer. Can confirm. He was a horrible little bastard.
@bazglsgw1208
@bazglsgw1208 6 ай бұрын
I was in the cells in Glasgow Sheriff Court during co vid so I was locked up myself and v bored, I got talking to one of the G4 guards n they told me that Tobin was the worst scumbag they ever dealt with and that's really saying something.
@foryourlugsonly
@foryourlugsonly 6 ай бұрын
@bazglsgw1208 I wouldn't say Tobin was the worst scumbag I'd dealt with. I won't drop any names either for obvious reasons, but yeah, he was a cantankerous old b*sterd. Never in any danger from him though. There were a few really twisted evil guys in when I worked there mate and honestly Tobins crimes might compare but general demeanour and attitude definitely not.
@aliciabell6688
@aliciabell6688 5 ай бұрын
Do Scottish prisons work like American prisons? Child attackers don't make it very long inside...ie Jeffrey Dahmer
@walker675
@walker675 5 ай бұрын
​@user-br1bg6ld7i not that bad mate. Come on.
@Wetknees
@Wetknees 5 ай бұрын
Is that like a prison guard or a social worker?
@tidepride86
@tidepride86 6 ай бұрын
"Disappeared faster than a black father" 💀
@Free-Bodge79
@Free-Bodge79 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@usern4metak3ns
@usern4metak3ns 6 ай бұрын
newports and new baby mama
@robvannoy2512
@robvannoy2512 6 ай бұрын
Ummm I am thinking this may be a reference to what is known as a disciple of the black pope NOT race but a secret part of the catholic church IE meaning a black (secret not a race) father (priest) - disappeared faster than a "Satanic (black) Priest" black father. But .... I could be wrong. lets see how long the vid lasts before the blowup!
@morthim
@morthim 6 ай бұрын
he didn't disappear, it is just night time
@girthypeters3049
@girthypeters3049 6 ай бұрын
Tbf, it's not disappearing if they were never there. Ijs
@matthewhewitt7938
@matthewhewitt7938 6 ай бұрын
'Scotsman offered to give her money for petrol' Should have set alarm bells of straight away.
@brockobama4408
@brockobama4408 6 ай бұрын
Lets not forget the Jews are also cheapskates...
@aliciabell6688
@aliciabell6688 5 ай бұрын
Never take freebies from strangers
@loqi453
@loqi453 5 ай бұрын
‘Scotsman offered’ could’ve stopped right there and had the same effect
@elle_clairex
@elle_clairex 5 ай бұрын
Int that the truth 😂
@Mrtwowongs
@Mrtwowongs 23 күн бұрын
That’s funny
@boomerisadog3899
@boomerisadog3899 6 ай бұрын
I don't understand how a convicted sex offender can rape and murder someone and only get 21 years.
@TheCrimsonFacker
@TheCrimsonFacker 6 ай бұрын
If ya had the death penalty, it would have probably been shorter
@NathanCassidy721
@NathanCassidy721 6 ай бұрын
The Legal System. Thats how. Last time I checked, and this could have changed so don’t quote me, Japan can hold you for no longer than 18 years and let you back into society for murder.
@jaffa3717
@jaffa3717 6 ай бұрын
Britain moment
@jacoblaursen4812
@jacoblaursen4812 6 ай бұрын
in denmark he would have been out within a few years. there was a story of a woman who met her rapist in town 1 year after the incident since the rapist was allowed out to go on a trip into town 1 YEAR LATER???? im dead serious.
@scoon2117
@scoon2117 6 ай бұрын
Because the Judges are criminals too.
@scabigalemartinez2631
@scabigalemartinez2631 5 ай бұрын
I don't understand why so many people who commit murder/mass murder think they've discovered something profound or artistic and feel that they've been endowed with some sort of godlike power that nobody else could possibly understand. All these serial killers just blend together after a while. Like modern art, Peter Tobin is about as interesting as a banana stapled to a wall.
@jaceyking47
@jaceyking47 5 ай бұрын
It's kind of true. They're pretty boring, to be honest. And they had to take innocent lives with them. Pathetic.
@cs9115
@cs9115 5 ай бұрын
I don't think he was doing it to be "profound or artistic" lol he denied every single murder. Just a sex beast who wanted to cover up his crimes.
@Moth-zu1xl
@Moth-zu1xl 24 күн бұрын
I have still yet to see how killing innocent people is "pathetic"​@@jaceyking47
@Sohave
@Sohave 6 ай бұрын
This is one of the cases where leniency and early releases cost lives! It gives a whole new meaning to the old Adam Smith quote: "mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent" Peter Tobin is a psychotic killer and that is something one can understand but the whole system letting him go on for so long is mind-numbing.
@OLDMANWAFFLES
@OLDMANWAFFLES 6 ай бұрын
Old MacBundy had a farm, and on that farm he had some bodies, E-I-E-I-O
@theunlikelyhero123meh3
@theunlikelyhero123meh3 5 ай бұрын
With an , there and a , there.
@jasonjuneau
@jasonjuneau 5 ай бұрын
"Absolutely rest in piss!" - Count Dankula, 2024
@UncleJaycee
@UncleJaycee 6 ай бұрын
I deliver mail while listening to you. I don’t have headphones and I’m half deaf. So im waiting for the day I get fired for being a fan.
@swskating3865
@swskating3865 6 ай бұрын
Buy headphones, it's worth it
@totallyhypnotik5499
@totallyhypnotik5499 6 ай бұрын
I concur with the previous comments assessment
@totallyhypnotik5499
@totallyhypnotik5499 6 ай бұрын
For job security reasons of course...
@Sniperboy5551
@Sniperboy5551 6 ай бұрын
I’d give you a high five, we’re all brothers here
@swskating3865
@swskating3865 6 ай бұрын
@@Sniperboy5551 that too...
@McAppleWar
@McAppleWar 6 ай бұрын
I feel so bad for the cancer that ended up growing in his body.
@MisplacedArkie
@MisplacedArkie 6 ай бұрын
I usually skip through an ad read... Trust me, don't skip this one. Now on to the MadLad
@TerminalM193
@TerminalM193 6 ай бұрын
You better be right... I report back after the ad read....
@TerminalM193
@TerminalM193 6 ай бұрын
Reporting back - Meh.... Not worth sticking around for honestly. Better than most ad reads but still a complete waste of time. You're suggestion isn't wrong..... But isn't right either iykwim.
@zkhydro4985
@zkhydro4985 6 ай бұрын
It was the laughter that had my interest. I agree with you, must watch.
@Grant_Wunder
@Grant_Wunder 6 ай бұрын
@@TerminalM193 I thought the funniest part was how fucked up his teeth are.
@lordfordification
@lordfordification 6 ай бұрын
​@@TerminalM193every KZbin ad is garbage.
@TheDarkestPhoenix
@TheDarkestPhoenix 6 ай бұрын
The fact he got out after 9 years after R and attempting to K two different girls is actually insane to me. The fact he was only charged 14 years in the first place is even MORE insane to me. He is a prime example of cannot be reformed and should have been given the needle the first time.
@alansmith19890
@alansmith19890 5 ай бұрын
The needle? More like the axe.
@publiusventidiusbassus1232
@publiusventidiusbassus1232 5 ай бұрын
​@user-mj9lq9vp3w pretty much every figure of authority in the Axis was a Peter Torbin in a fancy suit
@CanadianTehGamer
@CanadianTehGamer 5 ай бұрын
That's the entirety of the UK legal system and police force. Actually, that's also the Canadian legal system now too, and the US legal system too.
@McKae00
@McKae00 2 ай бұрын
@@publiusventidiusbassus1232 That's what a certain desert tribe would have you believe sure, they totally didn't gain popularity and power because of the pedophilic Weimar Republic and the smalls hats in positions of power. Maybe look into the "books" they burned, you would understand their reasons for doing so.
@DjDeadpig
@DjDeadpig 6 ай бұрын
We have ourselves a new Uday Hussein.
@rahjah6958
@rahjah6958 6 ай бұрын
Ahumdullah
@EndThusIAm
@EndThusIAm 6 ай бұрын
My friend. Habibi. There's always a new Uday Hussein 8D
@Sniperboy5551
@Sniperboy5551 6 ай бұрын
Nah… Uday was a lot worse because he knew he couldn’t be held accountable.
@filmandfirearms
@filmandfirearms 6 ай бұрын
@@Sniperboy5551 Yeah, and of course, the US didn't give a single fuck about all of his victims, but they did care when Saddam wanted Iraq to be economically independent from them. Typical government
@ShinigamiInuyasha777
@ShinigamiInuyasha777 6 ай бұрын
@@Sniperboy5551 IDK, i think that the fact that one was the spoiled child of a dictator made him getting away with shit understandable. This was a fucking rando and PEDO.
@LucasHaggerty
@LucasHaggerty 5 ай бұрын
1:30 Poem or not, Its the best Fum ad Ive seen t'boot. You joke and laugh O'Mister Dank, but you'll be the one this sponsor will thank. As a loving viewer of your wonderful show, this is a fact you ought to know. Thanks to the wittiness your staff was writing, this is the closest ive come to buying. So keep on with these wonderful ads, as it helps you make more for us degenerate cads.
@lilboyblue3000
@lilboyblue3000 6 ай бұрын
He makes the case for capital punishment. If this creep was punished correctly, then the story stops at the 1st victim he's caught killing 😒.
@theophrastusbombastus1359
@theophrastusbombastus1359 6 ай бұрын
But what if they caught five wrong people before they caught him?
@robertlewis6915
@robertlewis6915 6 ай бұрын
@@theophrastusbombastus1359 That's why the court has to be very, very careful. But once he can be proven to have killed someone?
@spacequack5470
@spacequack5470 6 ай бұрын
​@@theophrastusbombastus1359Nice strawman
@DarthSidian
@DarthSidian 6 ай бұрын
Whataboutism, nice job
@davidc5104
@davidc5104 6 ай бұрын
Sadly the rights of the victims mean nothing these days its all about the feelings of the perpetrator or looking for a reason and therefore an excuse as to why they did what they did. If someone is on cctv etc killing someone then their right to breath needs revoked
@ihaveterriblerolls9531
@ihaveterriblerolls9531 6 ай бұрын
I normally skip the ads, but I'm glad I watched this one, I was crying the whole way through.
@S.ASmith
@S.ASmith 6 ай бұрын
29:01 - "Burning in the pits" Almost sounds like "burning in piss". That'd be a rather, fitting eternal punishment
@deathpyre42
@deathpyre42 6 ай бұрын
Some interpretations of Buddhism have a section of hell filled with burning excrement. Do with that information what you will.
@fartmerchant762
@fartmerchant762 6 ай бұрын
I just imagine a giant cauldron filled with boiling piss that a demon seasons and stirs every once in a while
@S.ASmith
@S.ASmith 6 ай бұрын
@@dans2971 hell and heaven are two after lifes. You have a corporeal life here on Earth, and depending on how you live your life with God given free will, you are judged upon death. Whether you believe that or not is another question, but it doesn't require eternal life in the corporeal realm. If you want to go all sciencey, you could say that information can't be destroyed, nor can energy. Mass is essentially a stable form of energy storage (mostly). When you're cremated, that energy is spread out all over the place as the mass is now converted. Cremated people are, technically, all over a 1000 light year bubble at the moment if you say photons emitted from their burning are still "that person".
@ManiacalForeigner
@ManiacalForeigner 5 ай бұрын
​@@deathpyre42 So does Judaism... it's where they say Jesus is.
@Mach5Johnny
@Mach5Johnny 6 ай бұрын
Dank. Heres a good future Mad Lads. Adrian Carton De Wiart. The Unkillable Soldier.
@invisibleman4827
@invisibleman4827 6 ай бұрын
Yeah, I've mentioned this one, too.
@Mach5Johnny
@Mach5Johnny 6 ай бұрын
@@invisibleman4827 him and Roy Benavidez would be some awesome ones!
@invisibleman4827
@invisibleman4827 6 ай бұрын
@Mach5Johnny Deffo! And Desmond Doss, Timothy Treadwell, and Freddie Mercury.
@chrisd5774
@chrisd5774 5 ай бұрын
He needs to do Barry Seal
@Mach5Johnny
@Mach5Johnny 5 ай бұрын
@@chrisd5774 Barry Seal would be a good one!
@deadwar2012
@deadwar2012 5 ай бұрын
Anybody who can make dank bust up on an ad read is my hero. That was more enjoyable than any other one I’ve skipped.
@Streetbackguy
@Streetbackguy 5 ай бұрын
I actually live a couple of streets away from where Tobin had the bodies dug up from his garden in Kent. It was a wild time when it happened.
@colderratic5681
@colderratic5681 6 ай бұрын
3:24 Editors really earning the paycheck there
@AzraelAOD6043
@AzraelAOD6043 6 ай бұрын
From the US, I love waking up and watching your videos at 4:30AM before work. Your videos are always so interesting. Thanks for being you bro
@minisforerbody
@minisforerbody 6 ай бұрын
Just dropping that black father joke without a word 😂
@bloviatingbeluga8553
@bloviatingbeluga8553 6 ай бұрын
I refresh, I see Dankula, I watch.
@crktritual
@crktritual 6 ай бұрын
As you do…
@jarrettgreenhow8138
@jarrettgreenhow8138 6 ай бұрын
Exactly what I just did. Crazy coincidence
@AhHereWeGo
@AhHereWeGo 6 ай бұрын
Simple as
@BListHistory
@BListHistory 6 ай бұрын
Many such cases!
@StrawberryNUKE
@StrawberryNUKE 6 ай бұрын
Rinse and repeat
@user-px1hr6bt4l
@user-px1hr6bt4l 6 ай бұрын
WHERE'S ME CELTIC MYTHS????
@fearoffema
@fearoffema 6 ай бұрын
Ran out, they only had the half a dozen or so...
@michaeldoolan7595
@michaeldoolan7595 6 ай бұрын
He did some I think.
@bitty_beastly47
@bitty_beastly47 6 ай бұрын
​@fearoffema no way, they had all the fey, talking trees, id love to know about Cernunnos
@user-px1hr6bt4l
@user-px1hr6bt4l 6 ай бұрын
@@fearoffema need more, there's no way that's all he could find regarding Celtic folklore
@jeremiahvires7864
@jeremiahvires7864 6 ай бұрын
They didn't get enough views to be worth the time
@21redwhiteblue
@21redwhiteblue 5 ай бұрын
My mum was targeted by him but he did a runner when he was disturbed by drunks coming home. It was the single worst experience of her life.
@algorithmgeneratedanimegir1286
@algorithmgeneratedanimegir1286 5 ай бұрын
You almost weren't born!
@wishingwell12345
@wishingwell12345 5 ай бұрын
​@@algorithmgeneratedanimegir1286 or maybe Tobin is his dad....
@21redwhiteblue
@21redwhiteblue 4 ай бұрын
@@algorithmgeneratedanimegir1286 Yeah. Unpleasant to think about.
@KameTurtle_
@KameTurtle_ 6 ай бұрын
The ad was amazing. I usually stop paying attention during but I was ROLLING. lmfao
@frug5629
@frug5629 6 ай бұрын
Annoying as KZbin ads get. I'll give Dankula credit for making them fun to listen to.
@Knightosaurus
@Knightosaurus 6 ай бұрын
Ah yes, Scotland’s oldest pass time: *Homicide*
@blitzerblazinoah6838
@blitzerblazinoah6838 6 ай бұрын
Or as the locals call it; Mordor.
@stephenpmurphy591
@stephenpmurphy591 6 ай бұрын
It's Muurdah.
@compatriot852
@compatriot852 6 ай бұрын
Ain't much to do besides drinking unfortunately
@KLanio-lr8yv
@KLanio-lr8yv 6 ай бұрын
i thiught sheep shagging was the oldest pasttime in Scotland?
@n4ughty_knight
@n4ughty_knight 6 ай бұрын
@@blitzerblazinoah6838 Or as the older folk call it; Red rum
@Jansson350
@Jansson350 6 ай бұрын
I really hope that we are going to see MadLad episodes on Charles Bronson (Prisoner) and Sir David Attenborough. That Füm poem was awesome...ngl.
@bitty_beastly47
@bitty_beastly47 6 ай бұрын
Pretty sure he did one on charles bronson
@tigervalley62
@tigervalley62 6 ай бұрын
​@@bitty_beastly47: No he didn't. The count said he is waiting for his story to end before making a Madlad episode. It's been on the list for a while now apparently, just need to wait for the right time.
@DavidScobie
@DavidScobie 6 ай бұрын
You missed the part where Toben came to Northern Ireland a small place called Castlederg in Co Tyrone where hes the main suspect in the dissapearance of a teenager called Arline Arkenson
@jackhamilton9604
@jackhamilton9604 Ай бұрын
Apparently she was killed by a man called Robert Howard
@Kink_Shaman
@Kink_Shaman 5 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie, I’ve been considering Füm for some time now. And I’ve seen a lot of channels on KZbin promoting it. But that poem has convinced me to go ahead and buy, if for no other reason than to support Dank and drive more ads like that.
@StoffelDilligas
@StoffelDilligas 6 ай бұрын
I almost choked on my joint with "Ted McBundy"
@unbearifiedbear1885
@unbearifiedbear1885 6 ай бұрын
Take your fist out your mouth, then.. shouldn't go that far in anyway
@fenriders7008
@fenriders7008 5 ай бұрын
@@unbearifiedbear1885clearly he was having his Sunday joint of meat a bit late in the week 😂
@Jack-yy6kx
@Jack-yy6kx 6 ай бұрын
An idea for a mad lads, the Fauldhouse vampire he was convinced a vampire in a movie called “queen of the damned” told him to kill his friend and drink his blood to become a real vampire, there’s a cringey yank documentary of it on KZbin, I grew up in the same village so would be one I’d like to see .
@dongatello6969
@dongatello6969 6 ай бұрын
I miss when madlads weren’t some terrorist or serial killer. After looking back, madlads have always kinda been about a terrorist or serial killer. I guess I just miss the long form stuff.
@unseen289
@unseen289 5 ай бұрын
I like them it would be nice to see equals of both releasing one positive then one negative at a time or something maybe
@wrinklednutsack
@wrinklednutsack 13 күн бұрын
Serial and mass killer content is often overdone, but Dankula’s narration makes it all the more enjoyable
@mikeoxlong1396
@mikeoxlong1396 6 ай бұрын
That ad top tier haha
@thecrocco5572
@thecrocco5572 6 ай бұрын
"I know for fact..." with that dead stare...Dank contacted some otherworldly beings to be damn sure Tobin stays down.
@DarthSidian
@DarthSidian 6 ай бұрын
Dankula contacted a Good Folk to confirm that he's being skinned and boiled in fermented urine forever.
@0_e2289
@0_e2289 6 ай бұрын
I feel like the "Absolute Mad Lad" title should be reserved for actual Mad Lads and not rapist murderers
@nunya-hz7kd
@nunya-hz7kd 6 ай бұрын
He has a series called absolute bad lad and I'm surprised he didn't put Tobin on that
@suelancaster6959
@suelancaster6959 5 ай бұрын
Mad means crazy so how does Tobin not fit that definition?
@nunya-hz7kd
@nunya-hz7kd 5 ай бұрын
@suelancaster6959 but being called a 'mad lad' is a good thing to be called
@epiczombiedoctor5961
@epiczombiedoctor5961 5 ай бұрын
Mad lads are people who had chaos follow around them to the point they made history. . They can be as a noble knight as Gotz of the iron hand. Or smooth criminals who built empires like Capone. Or depraved murders like isseai sagawa. The title is neither good or evil. Rather how crazy of a situation they found themselves in.
@michafracz1947
@michafracz1947 6 ай бұрын
4:34 Someone is sleeping on a couch tonight
@heyokah
@heyokah 6 ай бұрын
I almost ordered a FUM. Then I heard this ad read. Now, I am going back to my old pack a day habit due to emotional damage.
@loafodisease614
@loafodisease614 2 ай бұрын
legitimately made me remind me that i should have been chiefing the vape on my desk that i forgot about completely
@hypno5690
@hypno5690 6 ай бұрын
Wrath, Gluttony. Everyone seems to forget about Pride.
@ethercarp
@ethercarp 6 ай бұрын
Pride has been transmuted.
@cmcc3721
@cmcc3721 6 ай бұрын
Pride about sums up Scotland in 2024. No the pride that you believe tho. SNP version where they're brainwashing the kids with it in the classroom. "Any you boys into cross dressing?" Asked the teacher to the primary 2 classmates
@triplecastsleep1924
@triplecastsleep1924 6 ай бұрын
I feel like Pride is more an English thing.
@upsetforever7643
@upsetforever7643 6 ай бұрын
Pride and Lust are already incorporated in mas culture somehow as a "good" thing.
@mitchelllockyer6970
@mitchelllockyer6970 5 ай бұрын
When they found the body under the floor at the church, they were unable to move it without damaging the evidence so one of the forensic officers volunteered to crawl under the floor with the corpse where she laid for hours gathering bodily fluids which helped prove he did it.
@dylangallagher143
@dylangallagher143 6 ай бұрын
'University of danzig...ahem I mean gdansk' man thst got the most audible laugh outta me in a long time. Beautifully done.
@nunyobidness2358
@nunyobidness2358 6 ай бұрын
"Gluttony" ... sounds like a town in Scotland
@deusvultpictures6550
@deusvultpictures6550 6 ай бұрын
Harold Shipman, Peter Sutcliffe and Peter Tobin were all born in 1946. Wat a year
@GhastlyCretin
@GhastlyCretin 6 ай бұрын
And Ted Bundy also 👍
@davidboden5486
@davidboden5486 6 ай бұрын
I think my dad was born in 46 and is called peter... When he dies I need to dig up the driveway, don't I?
@penisenlargement2319
@penisenlargement2319 6 ай бұрын
​@@davidboden5486and you suspiciously brand new conservatory
@yommmrr
@yommmrr 6 ай бұрын
Post war dads amirite
@Sweeptheleg83
@Sweeptheleg83 6 ай бұрын
​​​​@@yommmrrwell, at least in Bundy's case, he didn't have a traditional "father" as he didn't even know that his "Sister" was actually his Mother. And I believe he never knew his bio Dad. He was led to believe his Grandparents were his real parents because the family was trying to protect the mother from the social stigma of birth outside of wedlock. So, his "sister" was his mother and his "parents" were his Grandparents. Yeah, nothing that could potentially screw him up for life there.
@ja-yjtbd9932
@ja-yjtbd9932 6 ай бұрын
Nobody should ever be able to get away with this many violent crimes
@hw229
@hw229 6 ай бұрын
Tobin is one of the most sadistic individual I’ve read up on. Saw a documentary on the lead investigator in one of the cases about him. The man is an absolute danger to everyone. 100% he a lot more people than he was convicted for, absolute vile individual
@chrispayne8070
@chrispayne8070 26 күн бұрын
I've only recently found this channel and I've got to say the Count absolutely cracks me up no matter what the subject matter he cracks me up I happen to believe the Scots are comedy geniuses and there's been some cracking Scottish comedy TV shows I've loved the king of which must be Jack and Victor in the awesome and hilarious Still Game
@vincei4252
@vincei4252 6 ай бұрын
Lubin with Toobin, oh wait, that was CNN.
@Poltergeist00
@Poltergeist00 5 ай бұрын
Blessed staff with that off camera laughter during the ad.
@tomaskalivoda583
@tomaskalivoda583 6 ай бұрын
Never skipping your ads again. Fume owes you a raise.
@EndingSimple
@EndingSimple 5 ай бұрын
As a descendant of Scottish fore bearers in America, I can heartily concur with you assessment. Wrath and gluttony are it!
@gingeybeardy1333
@gingeybeardy1333 6 ай бұрын
I’m from Portsmouth and the way you pronounce ‘Havant’ and ‘Leigh park’ cracks me up 😂
@ashleymcmurray5060
@ashleymcmurray5060 6 ай бұрын
Makes Havant sound like a spot on the Riviera !.
@BalearicBeatnik
@BalearicBeatnik 5 ай бұрын
Yeahhhh looking for this comment. HAV ANT is deffo worth a visit- it’s got the ‘big 3’ IE the colonel the clown and the king!
@starstruckp4808
@starstruckp4808 5 ай бұрын
Do you know what’s terrifying with that closing statement is that Dankula never mentioned about Peter’s *other* temptations with animals.
@B.V.Luminous
@B.V.Luminous 6 ай бұрын
That Fum commercial poem is FUCKIN GREAT LOL
@Emergedember
@Emergedember 5 ай бұрын
this mad lad really was a shocker to see cause one of my friends on playstation back in 2017 used to tell me how his last name was the same as this man and now finally getting to learn more about who he was from this really gave me a blast from the past
@Snakedude4life
@Snakedude4life 6 ай бұрын
Every sponsor ad should be a rhyme. New rule. 🎩 🐍 no step on snek! 🇭🇰🇺🇸
@marekzelman9874
@marekzelman9874 25 күн бұрын
This was the first sponsored segment I have not skipped. Great job.
@Skinwalkerxiv
@Skinwalkerxiv 6 ай бұрын
Somehow all the dystopian mid roll ads I’m forced to watch are more disturbing than this mad lad
@m8harry
@m8harry 6 ай бұрын
Thankyou for being fair and balanced on this video given the horrific nature of the crimes.
@adman1381
@adman1381 6 ай бұрын
Always a good day when we meet another MadLad
@FDG323
@FDG323 6 ай бұрын
One of the madlads I reckon would turn your day from good TO bad but i digress.
@FourOf92000
@FourOf92000 6 ай бұрын
this did not age well
@ALLMETAL1970
@ALLMETAL1970 6 ай бұрын
I live near Bathgate, like the next town up. I never even heard of this guy, which probably was for the best.
@dga155
@dga155 6 ай бұрын
another day, another madlad
@LeatherStrapsman
@LeatherStrapsman 6 ай бұрын
Thanks for now making my terrible Mondays, no longer feel like Mondays. Keep it going bruh
@redacted9723
@redacted9723 6 ай бұрын
10:57 "Factoid" refers to a piece of information that is often repeated but is not true. It does not mean a small fact. I pulled my car over to write this.
@MrTakvam
@MrTakvam 12 күн бұрын
That used to be true, but because everyone has misused the word for so long, it now actually only means the same as fact.
@John-ol4eo
@John-ol4eo 6 ай бұрын
Me and my gran used to go to that church periodically! Doris was shocked to say the least!
@StringFlame
@StringFlame 6 ай бұрын
I refresh, I see Dankula, I give an extended silence look into the camera, sigh, and say Count Danklula.
@darknevermore3
@darknevermore3 Ай бұрын
This was the most vile mad lads I’ve listened to so far even though we’ve cover serial killers and cult leaders
@jacktheaviator4938
@jacktheaviator4938 6 ай бұрын
Just when you think vaping can't get any more douche-baggish, Fum comes along and proves you wrong.
@unbearifiedbear1885
@unbearifiedbear1885 6 ай бұрын
I can't believe they're even allowed to advertise vape shit.. and flavors like blueberry bubblegum and fucking candyfloss 😂 Yes, definitely not marketing nicotine directly to children
@alighieri99g81
@alighieri99g81 5 ай бұрын
​@unbearifiedbear1885 it's not nicotine, füm is just a sponge soaked with flavour. Just flavoured air
@jacktheaviator4938
@jacktheaviator4938 5 ай бұрын
@@alighieri99g81 that honestly makes it even worse. Sucking on some weird gadget and blowing candy canes at people with zero purpose. At least the vaping neckbeards can blame their behavior on nicotine addiction.
@jacktheaviator4938
@jacktheaviator4938 5 ай бұрын
@@unbearifiedbear1885 I take a libertarian position when it comes to government interference in free markets, so IMO they should be allowed to legally advertise whatever they want. But that being said, I am not the government, and I will mercilessly bully anyone who is sucking on a gadget to blow out flavored air.
@zerobasedgod9291
@zerobasedgod9291 5 ай бұрын
​@jacktheaviator4938 get all that anger out before you die next week smoking your american spirits oldhead
@petermgruhn
@petermgruhn 5 ай бұрын
From Wikipedia : "After leaving Tom Bombadil, Frodo Baggins and company are trapped in the Barrow-downs, and nearly killed by a barrow-wight..." "...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and hwite. That hasn't got much hwite in it."
@scurrystopthat9985
@scurrystopthat9985 6 ай бұрын
Fun Fact, my granda was a prison Warden when Peter was locked up in peterhead prison. So safe to say I saw this video I clicked
@sethdunlap9868
@sethdunlap9868 6 ай бұрын
I had no intention of ever buying some fake smoking fidget thing... BUT Dank's fun poetic reading of the Ad Script has made me want one 😅 I live in Boston, and I bet he could sell me on (even more) bad weather and alcoholism 😂😂❤
@rickyvoli22
@rickyvoli22 6 ай бұрын
That was dank’s best ad ever😂😂
@humanskull182
@humanskull182 Ай бұрын
Its sad how easily these young women's lives were taken. Imagine finally getting ready to live your young adult life and you get killed 😢
@twentyrothmans7308
@twentyrothmans7308 6 ай бұрын
How many of our public servants, drawing a fat pension, fud themselves silly over allowing this monster to go loose?
@BenDover-eo5vp
@BenDover-eo5vp 6 ай бұрын
None, they don't care
@jackhazardous4008
@jackhazardous4008 6 ай бұрын
Its scary to think all this could happen without any CCTV seeing it
@CGCTV
@CGCTV 6 ай бұрын
Because back then CCTV was as wide spread as it is now
@jackhazardous4008
@jackhazardous4008 6 ай бұрын
@CGCTV Why are you assuming this is some catty joke? It is genuinely unimagineable that someone could jusy randomly go around for decades, and murder someone every time they want to get off
@SpaceTrucker91
@SpaceTrucker91 6 ай бұрын
A mad ad with a mad lad… nice
@mysticnovelbro
@mysticnovelbro 6 ай бұрын
The Redding is usually quite untroubled, quiet enough, but the 60-70s for Falkirk was a bit of a mental time to be alive apparently lol
@MattQrillz
@MattQrillz 6 ай бұрын
As dark as it may be, he should have been left to the victims parents.
@cc-dtv
@cc-dtv 6 ай бұрын
that was the first ad I have seen in my life that I actually wanted to watch
@rhysmyatt5136
@rhysmyatt5136 6 ай бұрын
Fucking Kent! I can't help it, every time I hear Kent.
@That0Homeless0Guy
@That0Homeless0Guy 6 ай бұрын
I find it poetic that in death he was essentially bannished. That his body may not rest on the soil it was born to.
@compatriot852
@compatriot852 6 ай бұрын
I can't believe Dankula could have done such heinous actions. The descriptions of "A Scottish man" is a dead giveaway
@fgoogleinthea7475
@fgoogleinthea7475 6 ай бұрын
That's not even slightly cool given the context.
@bvmp5825
@bvmp5825 6 ай бұрын
Disappeared faster than a blarck fatha! Based.
@ColdDrone13
@ColdDrone13 6 ай бұрын
I don't even have smoking as a vice, but I'm loving these fum ads so much I've almost clicked the link.
@jard0r
@jard0r 6 ай бұрын
May the Algorithm Gods bless this video.
@BDeerhead
@BDeerhead 6 ай бұрын
That was the best ad read I've ever heard in my entire life.
@jamesalexander5235
@jamesalexander5235 2 ай бұрын
Man you were born to do this. Don’t ever stop never stopping!
@SuspiciousGanymede
@SuspiciousGanymede 6 ай бұрын
"With today's sponsor-" SKIP SKIP SKIP
@yomegayo
@yomegayo 6 ай бұрын
You should watch this one.
@stargoid670
@stargoid670 6 ай бұрын
You should
@lempereurcremeux3493
@lempereurcremeux3493 6 ай бұрын
Imagine watching all the bogstandard ads only to miss out on the one hilariously funny ad.
@fearoffema
@fearoffema 6 ай бұрын
"Sucking on hardwood" -Dank2024
@hrr597
@hrr597 6 ай бұрын
Ublock origin + sponsorblock
@darthgorbag
@darthgorbag 5 ай бұрын
Seeing the title of this vid gave me a little shock. I went to high school with Peter Tobin! ...in the late 90's ...in Seattle, WA. Probably not the same Peter Tobin, but still, I gotta watch this vid for that coincidence alone.
@BruhMoment-lu5jd
@BruhMoment-lu5jd 6 ай бұрын
Johnstones greatest celebrity up the JYT
@ManWithAPlanUK
@ManWithAPlanUK 6 ай бұрын
How you made it through the sponsorship with a straight face is a miracle
@foreston8557
@foreston8557 6 ай бұрын
that black father line is wild
@matthewhenry6276
@matthewhenry6276 6 ай бұрын
A good ol fashioned true blue mad lad video. Happy day!!
@PNest1994
@PNest1994 6 ай бұрын
That ad read is the only add read I haven't skipped in years
@HarryFlashmanVC
@HarryFlashmanVC 5 ай бұрын
So back in 2011 I was in hospital in Edinburgh and on the ward I was in was a private room and in that private room was Peter Bloody Tobin and two screws..He was recovering from an assault I think. Anyway I had unfortunately caught a rare and virulent flu and been accidentally placed on an open ward. The other patients came down with it and it apparently nearly killed Tobin... the nurses were very professional but they loathed having to treat the murdering bastard
@cz-bundy6896
@cz-bundy6896 6 ай бұрын
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