Absolute Mad Lads - The Meth Tank Rampage

[@CountDankula]

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[@ashertelvallo9480]

Hi dank lord

[@stgeorgeinarmswilson8860]

Count Dankula hi man i think this chap would make a good mad lad both for interest and as a note on freedom the chaps name is pa luty I will let you look up info on the chap I just think it’s a good mad lad that you could use to make a note on freedom god bless keep fighting for freedom we are behind you 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@SchizoidMan1989]

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[@ragnarironspear1791]

You should do a Mad Lads video on the Shankhill Butcher's bud

[@highpotthesis7413]

Killdozer 2: Bring on the Boogaloo!

[@2000cod]

Killdozer: chaotic good Meth tank: chaotic evil

[@thomasfitzpatrick8077]

Lets be honest, killdozer was chaotic neutral

[@savagetuner2404]

@@thomasfitzpatrick8077 Chaotic good. Justice

[@Nomadic_Gaming]

yup nailed it

[@jamesskiles9694]

Omg dude this is the perfect comment.

[@Rhygenix]

METH is chaotic neutral

[@mswen1983]

"Nelson had decided to steal a tank. Why? Meth." Corrrection. Nelson had always wanted to steal a tank. You want to. I want to. Everyone in the comments wants to. Meth just helped Nelson realize that it was possible. In other words, this video was made possible by Meth.

[@nanashivii9237]

Meth -- Realise your dreams.

[@TUKByV1]

This makes sense.

[@formdoggie5]

M ake E very T hought H appen

[@rebine778]

@@TUKByV1 this *METH* sense.

[@livedandletdie]

Well meth highs make you delirious so you're full of energy feel no hunger, feel no pain... want to clean your house but feel a bit peckish or tired, meth is there to help you out...

[@thequacken2659]

Killdozer guy : Build his own tank spending moeny time and effort for his revenge. Meth head : Just walked in and steals the damn tank.

[@DxBlack]

Dozers was better: they couldn't get in, so he even still had the sole power of killing himself and not they! Shame he didn't have the weapons knowledge.

[@GnosticAtheist]

@@DxBlack I have to agree. Say what thy will bout the Dozer, but it was hard work and effort. They say the most dangerous man is the one with nothing to loose. However, ad intelligence and willpower into that and you have a supervillain/antihero.

[@Captain_Wet_Beard]

Work smarter not harder

[@GnosticAtheist]

@@Captain_Wet_Beard In this case work luckier not harder or smarter.

[@andyfriederichsen]

While being made out of meth.

[@zyxaqc]

Killdozer: "Who are you?" Nelson: "I'm you but on meth."

[@dougneon9550]

Sky king just watching these 2 other broken men hurt people and shaking his head in disappointment

[@IratePuffin]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jhoughjr1]

idk killdozer could have been on meth too. Some people dont manifest outwardly was much.

[@jhoughjr1]

@DSW22 Strj that is basically indistinguishable from meth psychosis.

[@anon8740]

@DSW22 Strj a special flavour of anger. Righteous, vengeful fury.

[@Sim0n98]

Are we ignoring the irony that he died at the hospital he hated?

[@CurtisAlfeld]

Staff was probably like "fuck, it's this guy. Just let him die."

[@forrestdorman4870]

I just can’t believe they had the gumption to counter sue him for his medical bills they HAD to know he couldn’t pay. That’s just being a prick.

[@FourOf92000]

I was wondering that, actually. Source, though, just to be sure?

[@ULTIMATEGOOSE01]

ow, i wonder if he was aware

[@Danarogon]

@@forrestdorman4870 well. he had no business in suing them in them in the first place :T

[@notdoneyet1361]

Broke: Man high on meth Woke: M E T H E N T I T Y

[@Mothbean]

As good as that is, I would have preferred the term "meth elemental"

[@SirDankleberry]

I just picture Perfect Kars with a meth pipe and a haggard look.

[@k_tess]

@@SirDankleberry The fuck are you on about? Perfect Kars is a god. No amount of Meth would make him haggard.

[@oz_jones]

Snowflame but in real life

[@alexandercarder2281]

He levelled up

[@antoniiorizz1039]

GTA is unrealistic. This man only had 2 stars on him throughout this whole ordeal.

[@JokobZuma]

3 stars, there were helicopters

[@mirror8519]

He was out of ammo. Maybe that's why he got 2 stars, imagine how funny could have been seeing a meth head driving a tank with full ammo.

[@antoniiorizz1039]

@@mirror8519 lol it would be funny for 3 seconds until you realise YOU are seeing a meth head drive a tank with full ammo.

[@WryTrvr]

If you break into a military base you get an instant 5 stars

[@B0Yextreme]

@Ninety5tag oh boy how it would...

[@GrumbleGamer18]

Imagine if that guard hadve made a different split-second decision, we would’ve had “san Diego tank battle” as a news headline

[@mikeiso8963]

I wanna live in that timeline

[@Eighty_Ninety]

Mom: We have Killdozer at home Killdozer at home:

[@loveshankme]

“How much damage can you do in a tank that has no ammo?” *Killdozer intensifies*

[@SuperZez]

He had ammo though.

[@clientcomun1958]

@@SuperZez that he did not fire at people.just objects.small arms and a .50 cal.the guy was set on causing only financial damage.meanwhile our legendary methdead could have had acces to a 7.62 fast firing mg as coaxial and a fucking 105 mm cannon.way worse damage and i am sure he wasn't really bothered with killing people.i would have liked to see the conversation the ng soldier and cop regarding the meth entity though.and ohh boy i am sure they got in deep shit after a fucking methead stole a tank and had enough time to climb in a few before as well

[@SuperZez]

@@clientcomun1958 Actually, that makes me wonder: what was the body count of the meth tank rampage? Did anyone die?

[@bordergore7623]

SuperZez nobody died, thanks to that army of police you see in the video everyone miles ahead of it was warned in advance and sheltered away.

[@SuperZez]

@@bordergore7623 Oh thank goodness. I was starting to feel guilty for finding this hysterical.

[@TheGamingLagoons]

Funny how the luckiest moment of his life was effortlessly stealing a tank

[@derekbrogan5008]

It ain't hard lol. Military vehicles don't have keys. You just get in and drive

[@samgome01]

It's the fact he was able to enter a military armory, unchallenged, with enough time to try start three tanks

[@aWildSnorse]

@@derekbrogan5008 it's not easy to steal a tank from an armoury, that guy got lucky But what he did was awesome

[@chinadashauthority65]

It’s like all the events in his life lead up to this point. It’s strange

[@Mach5Johnny]

Gaming Lagoon ya thats an automatic 6-star wanted level lmao

[@CanuckWolfman]

Honestly, the lack of guards at the front gate was the security oversight. The button is more that the guys who designed the M60 thought that potential tank-jackers were less of a likely threat than the Soviets.

[@Gohei27]

absolutely this. consider being under attack, jacked up on adrenaline trying to stick a key in a keyhole. these vehicles are combat ready.

[@harshbansal7982]

Don’t worry that’s just the National Guard .

[@tommygallagher5747]

Also if your crewmate with the key is killed you’re fricked

[@deaddad6310]

Every military vehicle even to this day doesn't have keys. Soldiers are prone to losing keys.

[@settame1]

One day they’ll all have RFID keys built into their hands so they won’t have to worry about losing them - unless you have bigger problems.

[@stevebonamara4174]

Fate seen he was being shit on, so when he went to the armory that’s why the gate was open and no one was there. Fate had just pulled the hardest 180

[@oz_jones]

"Ok, I was being a dick. Have a tank and go out like a legend. No HEAT tho, sorry."

[@rhodanjones5155]

@@oz_jones only apfsds

[@cryptolife5055]

it was a sign from god, I can't think of any other way. He shows up at the exact time just waltz in and just happens to be on the only tank that not only worked but had plenty of fuel in it for the rampage the moment he gets spotted. Fate works in strange ways but his entire life was living up to this exact moment.

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

@@cryptolife5055 I didn't have time to arm it.

[@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932]

Tanks not needing a key is normal. Imagine if you're in a warzone and you lose your fucking keys. That said, greater measures should have been taken for security.

[@viysnjor4811]

I think the design philosophy went something like this Tank Engineer 1: Hey, Phil, don't you think a 40 ton death machine with a massive armor-piercing cannon should have like.. a key or something? Tank Engineer 2: Nah it's fine, Dave, I mean the things are going to be surrounded by soldiers 24/7 right? What's a key compared to that? *meanwhile in the California National Guard armory*

[@TheAir2142]

With a lot of military vehicles no key is required to start the vehicle because keys are guaranteed to be lost by retarded PFCs. Instead most military vehicles have holes for padlocks to lock the steering so you can steal that humvee just only in a circle.

[@samsh0-q3a]

Keys only block our access to L I B E R T Y **eagle screech** we don't like f***ing Tyrants... especially ignition systems with a freakin' key in it.

[@YayaBunWa]

Don Ascanio How’s that work? (For the “uninitiated”).

[@One_Man_Banned]

@@YayaBunWa There's an anchor point built into the chassis and a braided steel cable that loops through the steering wheel around one of the spokes. The cable is padlocked so that the wheel can only turn in one direction. So you can either drive it in a straight line or can only turn the wheel in one direction.

[@funghiciabatta551]

"The most dangerous thing on earth is a man who has nothing to lose" This pretty sums up his whole story.....

[@jacobesterson]

The quote is incorrect though. The most dangerous thing on earth isn't a man with nothing left to lose, it's a man with nothing left to lose and a tank, AND meth. Maybe throw a few explosives into the equation.

[@Neo2266.]

*lose

[@funghiciabatta551]

@@jacobesterson yeah you right. Its "nothing left to lose". Meth also, don't forget meth.

[@ssjgogetta]

@@jacobesterson If a man has meth he still has _meth_ to lose.

[@GiantBUThead]

More like a man on meth who goes around unchecked.

[@drakko26]

The key thing isn't really a security oversight, it's intentional. Last thing you wanna have when out in the field is get attacked and have to figure out "hey, where are the keys to the tanks? and more importantly: where are the keys to MY tank?". Also, he couldn't fire the guns anyway, from the driver's hole.

[@oz_jones]

Also, the tanks were unarmed anyway

[@lenzi5119]

So he took meth while driving a tank... German tank crews would be proud.

[@An_Actual_Rat]

Remember, only ONE pervitin.

[@An_Actual_Rat]

@Teemu Read about that guy. Dude looked like a skeleton whe he came back.

[@adenkyramud5005]

@Teemu that's a fuckin mad lad if I may say so.

[@repdebt]

Hello fellow profile picture

[@livedandletdie]

Meth might be an extremely bad drug, but man is it efficient in making people do stuff.

[@ricardofan2733]

Imagine someone asking why were you honorably discharged, and you reply with “Basically while me an the bois were playing blackjack, and i took a break, i saw a methhead breaking into one of our tanks, and then went on a rampage”

[@dave1317]

You sure you would get honorable? Might slap you with 3 article 15s and a stay at Leavenworth.

[@geoglen85]

Imagine using humour and sarcasm on a known piss takers KZbin channel.... Just imagine it..

[@KageNoTora74]

I know, right? Best case scenario would be a Bad Conduct Discharge with dereliction of duty.

[@endlessnoodle3056]

If Marvel ever made a movie about the Killdozer, Meth Tank would be the "just like the main character, but stronger and evil" villain.

[@otterfire4712]

@@welshieranger4697 Hi Meth Head, I am Killdozer.

[@michaelkean5969]

nah fam bay should do their movie and make them transformers.

[@waterhead1029]

Every time I hear the intro music, I think of Killdozer, and then Skyking. RIP both of you fucking legends.

[@jenniferrannila1414]

Everyone: "why did you steal a tank?" Neslon:"I do as the crystal guides me to do"

[@el-kiote]

oh well that explains everything

[@BurrWolf]

Hey Dank, In June 1995 after leaving Active Army I was stationed at this very armory a month after this incident, so I got some info here you won’t find on the wiki. 1) On the years leading up to the incident California State Government cut the funding for the alarm system. Then the year after the gate guard then more like the A-duty and the A-Duty NCO till just the Duty NCO and the Recruiter was there on the day escorting contractors painting. 2) Shawn’s truck pulled in and parked next to the other contractors’ trucks, fitting right in and then walked straight to the 3 M60 MBTs 3) All the tanks are secured by locking all the hatches save the Loader’s hatch, which is locked up by a padlock. However, if you were ever in the Army assigned to that same tank, then you know a way to get in through the driver’s vision blocks. He tried 2 first and they were secured but the 3rd tank however had one of it’s blocks loose enough for him to wiggle open, there he knew where to reach his hand and undo the latches opening the Driver’s hatch. Here is where the Duty NCO spotted him and ran out to challenge him (less than 4 mins since he was on site). 4) At that point it was too late, once inside the tank he reclosed the Driver’s hatch and locked it and from there it’s just a series of switches flipped in a correct order and then pushing the start button. (Most military vehicles of this era don’t have keys other than the one’s for the padlock locking the entry hatch) That's that "Push button start" You'll hear ppl referring to, and you'll find them on the M1 series of tanks as well as many more. Dodging the moving tank, the duty NCO Ran inside while Shawn took the tank and smashed through the other gate, crushing the Recruiter’s brand-new BMW. (Supposedly) As much as a Tank Vs Tank action in the streets of San Diego made for an awesome movie, the Duty NCO did the right thing b/c in order to get another tank he’d have to 1st unlock the offices where the keys were housed, then unlock the cabinets, unlock more locks to the key lockers… (You see the point.) After getting high centered on the 163 Freeway, possibly crossing the freeway to get to the medical center PD used bolt cutters to pop the loader’s hatch and if you look inside the tank from that hatch you can actually see the driver’s position. PD shouted down at Shawn who looked back up at them and attempted to shake them off the tank. Armed w/o tasers or mace A PD Officer attempted to wound him by shooting him in the right shoulder (which was most visible from their angle). Sadly, the round clipped his collar bone and exited out his left side, killing him. Aftermath: You’d think that the State Gov would learn from its mistakes and increase funding for security of their armories, right? HAHA OF COURSE NOT! Instead they took all MBT’s out of the Armories, forcing us to drive to either Camp Roberts or Ft. Irwin (where our rounds were kept btw) and then play “Rent-A-Tank.” Our Commanding General of the 40th ID Protested, so Sacramento relented and then spent millions of dollars adding a car alarm system to APCs that were then stationed at armories. However, none of the civilian contractors consulted any of us NG Soldiers, for if anyone up top had they would have been informed how stupid an idea that is. For Civilian vehicles run on 12 Volts, while Military ones, well they run on 24! So as the Clifford alarm company was cashing their cheques from the State, their very systems were frying out, bricking all these M2/3 Bradley and M113 APCs at our armories. (One of which I had to deal with at an airshow in 99, what a POS IT was!) Any who, love your work keep it up man! Hope you all over there are doing great and staying safe!

[@mathphysicsnerd]

"...crushing the Recruiter’s brand-new BMW." Large kek

[@nikolaidante3571]

Thanks for the info! Wow that's amazing incompetence

[@ambermchugh9381]

I forgot all about this. He cut SDG&E and caused a electricity black out didn't he?

[@FrozenPhotonX_X]

Absolute Mad Lads - Ned Kelly. The Aussie Boi whose gang made a suit of armor to steal the largest amount of money in Australian history, but instead had to use it in a shootout. Basically Australian Billy the Kid.

[@mcrhombas3743]

@@peeposmile3536 for real?

[@BullsMahunny]

Either that or Larry Phillips and Emil Matasareanu who robbed a bank in LA wearing full out body armor that was so effective that police had to go to the local gun stores and borrow AR-15s to deal with it. Afterward it prompted a nationwide police SOP change in order to deal with these threats in the future.

[@peebile]

Mark Miller there’s multiple movies

[@SwiftyEmpire]

I've been wanting Hugh glass

[@mcrhombas3743]

@@regularperson9801 that's weird,was ned kelly a black guy or was it Hollywood being gays

[@kylelawson2113]

Dankula, I think my uncle, Edward "Hacksaw" Jones would be a great candidate for Absolute Mad Lads. He was one of the most wanted men in America and escaped from prison 14 times. I really think his story should be more well known. Please reply to this comment, we can work out a way for me to send a copy of his autobiography to you. Please and thank you, Dank.

[@bennichols1113]

Sounds like a good one to do after Charlie Upham

[@Tuatara1989]

He has a PO box listed below each KZbin video.

[@adulescentuluscarnifex8412]

No

[@msstarlight4770]

Did you send Dankula an email?

[@SpitFactsAndThenDontReply]

@@adulescentuluscarnifex8412 why no? Just to nay say?

[@AncientSlugThrower]

"I mean, if he was a real man, he would have hopped into his own tank and had a showdown." If he was a real man, this Mad Lads episode would have been about him.

[@Fauxassassin]

There would have been a part two from his perspective

[@bordergore7623]

The kill dozer duel, but actually cool and not at 5mph.

[@dylanbryan1990]

I have to wonder why nobody thought to use any anti-tank weapons. I mean, this took place in an armory and I'm sure a caveman could figure out the boomy thing goes out of the tube into the metal box.

[@delivererofdarknessshoguno1133]

That would turn into a pretty badass tank cqc.

[@synapses9973]

“It’s a tank being driven... by a man who’s 90% meth.”

[@rse617]

A meth entity if you will.

[@KCzz15]

I was disappointed he didn't call him a meth elemental.

[@andromeda6135]

Meth entity which possessed this tank were no longer a regular florida man, no! It ascended to become first methdozer on our planet.

[@cageybee7221]

@@andromeda6135 florida man ain't got shit on utah man

[@jaysoosbeans]

Like a proper GTA rampager he even kept the cannon pointed backwards.

[@davidhughes8966]

It makes him go faster

[@ravenfannumber01]

On fleck

[@colinscherer7212]

Tank turrets are commonly kept in the reverse position in storage and transportation, as a way of keeping the barrel from being damaged. Good joke, but I like spreading knowledge

[@mikegutschow8384]

“If he was a real man, he would have hoped in his OWN tank....

[@CallanElliott]

"The only thing that could stop him now... was Team Angler Fish from Girls und Panzer." A man of high culture, I see.

[@frisbe9279]

I smell farts seriously

[@NamMyohoRengeKyo-d9u]

"So a meth addict walks into the Sandiego coast guard armoury..."

[@gjheintzman]

Hunter Biden

[@cameronmalkoske8461]

Funky Krunch you know...just waltzing in there browsing the tanks at a nice slow pace, not a care in the world, so he can start his rampage, on a leisurely lovely afternoon

[@savagetuner2404]

@@gjheintzman OH MY GOD

[@GhostLink92]

I really want to hear what happened to the guardsmen on duty that day. This never should've been able to happen.

[@scumroyalsgaming]

@@GhostLink92 He is still doing push ups

[@That1Guy741]

he's like killdozer. Only less creative. Also meth.

[@JohnDoe-zx1ck]

One of very few times where meth resulted in a less impressive story than no meth.

[@Blaidd_1401]

He’s like Killdozer but a helluva lot more agile because of the power of Main Battle Tanks

[@ABUBBA22]

He’s like killdozer but stole a real tank instead of building his own.

[@Blaidd_1401]

ABUBBA22 Basically he is superior in every way because MBTs are built to last under fire

[@jamesmiddleton1733]

ABUBBA22 store bought killdozer

[@hitmeinsteadofyourkid4967]

People in europe: "if everyone had guns we'd all be dead" In the USA: *everyone carrying guns and national armory is left open*

[@romankotas448]

Center of the free world!! Ha ha ha!!!

[@donpatch9196]

@@romankotas448Well we are. We're pretty great

[@FartBox_BeatBox]

That's the amount of freedom America brings to the table. Find another country that can even begin to approach that

[@Stefanius058]

@@FartBox_BeatBox the USA is not what it used to be. Hell in some places its so free that kiddy diddlers dont even have worry about the law. Hell the governemt even admits that they spy on their own people suspected or not. And even speech is being limited. USA is turning into nearly every other western nation but the guns will stay because they know alot will die if they decide to take it away

[@henrikcarter4360]

@@Stefanius058 certain American states are becoming the last bastion of western civilization, where people value individualism and freedom. Where the government is not in every part of your life.

[@c0niine]

A wise man once said " im literally in a tank and you're not, you're not my dad"

[@matabshire8643]

I am your dad now get out of the tank

[@c0niine]

@@matabshire8643 no

[@matabshire8643]

@@c0niine Get out of the tank RIGHT NOW!

[@trisfen9840]

- StinkyBigBrain - funny thing is my brother is called Arthur

[@harryML9754]

The Girls und Panzer part just made me like Dankula even more, a man of culture.

[@englishfury1544]

honestly didn't expect it, especially something as weeb as GuP

[@spikeyvulpes]

Its a legendarily good shout out to a fantastic anime.

[@emelgiefro]

@@englishfury1544 i hate anime but i like that anime Tanks on meth

[@noelendozo7986]

First time?

[@harryML9754]

@@spikeyvulpes I've always seen it as quite a niche anime, but you're right, its an amazing anime.

[@kellyhiggs8491]

"It's not just any tank, it's a tank driven by a man who is 90% meth." I need this to be in a movie trailer one day.

[@DARTHMOBIUS]

Kelly Higgs: working on a script... lol

[@kellyhiggs8491]

@@DARTHMOBIUS Work on resurrecting Don LaFontaine. "In a world where a man is more meth than he is human, a hero will rise. From the studio that brought you My Cousin Vinny, and Home Alone 3 comes the story of triumph and one man's journey epic journey into greatness. Shawn Nelson was your typical tweaker but on this day...ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE. This holiday season, buckle up for: Tweaker's Day Out. It's not just any tank, it's a tank driven by a man who is 90% meth" Rated R, for retarded.

[@DARTHMOBIUS]

Kelly Higgs: Creased Lol thanks for that 👍

[@TheAnit500]

It's stuff like this that convince me history is 100x weirder than fiction

[@didimean]

Well they just made a movie about a Cocaine Bear, so the possibility is there

[@SalahMay]

"The gate was open at the Armory" What?! "California national guard base" Oh right. Also fun fact, humvees also dont need a key.

[@oz_jones]

Allegedly the steering wheels are padlocked in place so you would be able to do -wheelies- circles only EDIT: Brainfreeze

[@Herobox-ju4zd]

I'd say: "Shave your head then if your hair is bothering you". But a guy with your history might leave a wrong impression once again.

[@SpitFactsAndThenDontReply]

What is his history?

[@ElronHumpperdink]

@@SpitFactsAndThenDontReply the joke is he had the N a Z i pug joke that they tried to ruin him for... and the shaved head would be “skin head.” They’d run with it.

[@americafuckyea2789]

I see him getting a skullet at some point.

[@c.d.bbrennan3263]

The lesson is: fear a man who has nothing more to lose

[@brandonvelde5774]

Especially when said man has access to meth.

[@zacferris6101]

And is apparently near anything related to a tank for some reason

[@TheWebstaff]

The lesson is: fear the man who has taken all the meth and has non left.

[@Syndogon]

@Jules Winnfield said nobody

[@lysandyr3609]

So the lesson we can all learn is that with enough tragic backstory and meth you can accomplish any goal

[@Mirthfultale]

Dylan O'meara and a tank

[@dirtydan9785]

And a tank.

[@waterhead1029]

Sure, I'll run with it.

[@ulyssesm.daniels6927]

Jesus H. Christ it's basically true and that's fucked.

[@jakman2179]

Count Dankula: "Now, the only thing that could stop Shaun now... Was Team Anglerfish from Girls und Panzer." Me: Ah, i see you too are a man of culture.

[@PRStuntin6693]

After finally watching it. This tickles me pink. Like the anglerfish lol

[@michaellovely6601]

@jbiehlable I know because I saw a picture of an angler fish in my high school biology textbook my junior year and I was terrified by that and a photo of a hagfish in the same textbook.

[@henrybemis3439]

I remember when this happened, I was a teenager living in L.A. at the time. The media didn't mention drugs at the time, but me and my friends were like "yeah that guy's definitely on meth."

[@Paralytixc]

“[Florida men] aren’t born, they’re made”

[@k_tess]

Ayayayaya~~

[@BarryMckockinah]

By Meth

[@teknicianmuzik]

Meth. Bad for the body. Great for the soul. When you hit rock bottom, smoke the rocks. THAR'S GOLD IN THESE HERE HILLS!!!🙃🤠👽😵🚭

[@combustiblelemons9346]

"One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.” HST

[@jhoughjr1]

@@teknicianmuzik Amphetamine is a great antidepressant. Meth not so much.

[@R.NGrant]

Nelson:(steals a tank to raise hell in his town) Marvin Heemeyer:(built his own tank) PATHETIC!

[@mrsmith4435]

Chopper: ...

[@spagandhi]

Killdoser: I am going to get revenge on this terrible city that has ruined me Meth Tank Guy: *M Ë T H*

[@guac01905]

Shoulda just loaded HE and aimed for the tracks, we all know he'd have to remain stationary for 10 seconds to use his repair kit, smh. I guess the cops didn't want to just get assisted kill EXP.

[@colonelkrabs9016]

He didn’t research extinguishers yet so they could have shot the engine and start a fire, all he could do is just sit there. Common knowledge.

[@lucassmith4849]

bro why didn't he just j out and get into a new tank smh

[@socialniradnik]

He could've just requested support

[@jeremeymcdude]

Nah we all know to get the most out of your M60 you gotta load HEAT. Just press 2 and watch everyone rage in battle chat. Only problem is he probably didnt have enough money for the Gold rounds. If only the Gold he found wasnt imaginary.

[@l13e6o16n15]

Those E25 from Raycon are pretty stealthy.

[@opanababy]

Absolute Madlads, ‘Gary Plauche’ - The man who killed his sons molester on live tv, originally suggested by BubbyTheMaster in your last madlads video, upvote this! edit: im so fucking happy he actually did Gary Plauche.

[@elconceptodematiz5574]

Great story, ended up getting off without any jailtime!

[@ROOSTER333]

I thumbed up for curiosity

[@CharizardMaster69]

surfilms and inspired an episode of the regular and good version of Law and Order

[@TheMegaRin]

Not really suitable for the series imo. Barefoot Bandit would be much better.

[@GeraltofRivia22]

@@elconceptodematiz5574 good, I know in my country he'd have been thrown in jail

[@RasoKye]

"You cant just steal a tank from a military base" Objective: Steal a tank from a military base. Nelson, high on meth: "haha, tank go brrrrrr"

[@jordanstapelberg507]

Nice Doom Eternal reference

[@Kazoo_man64]

The longer Nelson is on meth... the stronger he will become...

[@bradenmatcham7069]

W A R N I N G The meth tank is firing

[@TheDreader7]

W A R N I N G The Madlad got the Meth!

[@Degenerate76]

Achievement unlocked.

[@natemeehan210]

the " girls und panzer " reference caught me off guard almost as much as the armory personnel where

[@Gunth0r]

"so, what are you in for?" "I drove a tank across the city in a meth-fueled rampage" "yeah, you get top bunk"

[@NoNippleNarc]

Bottom bunk is what people want in jail/prison. You don’t have to jump up.

[@Gunth0r]

@@NoNippleNarc i like the proximity of the ceiling and avoiding the frustration of a squeaking matrass above me

[@steventman]

Top bunk is bitch bunk you obviously got punked in lock up

[@Gunth0r]

@@steventman no, everyone loved me so much they all fucked me in the ass. sharing is caring

[@Gunth0r]

@Lance I haven't? Thank God!

[@Galloway5090]

Can we get a mad lads on aimo koivunen? He was a Finnish soldier during ww2 who was the last survivor of his squad and out of desperation he took 30 tablets of Pervitin(this was basically methamphetamine which was prescribed as a combat drug at the time) and in a week he travelled 250 miles on his skis getting into combat with soviet troops constantly whilst surviving on a diet of pine nuts and raw birds. He also survived a landmine blast through sheer force of his methed up determination. When he was found his heart rate was 200bpm and he only weighed 94 pounds, he is truly an absolute mad lad. edit: HE FINALLY MADE THE VIDEO GOD DAMN LETS FUCKING GO

[@stagbeetle1050]

This is the most Finnish thing I've ever read

[@nicolas4514]

Holy shit, what the fuck? That's fucking amazing

[@seanseanston]

ebin

[@mechadonia]

Infinite power!!!!!!

[@david3767]

Lmao fuck that's a KING bender

[@richardpowell4281]

A lot of military vehicles are like that. Humvees are push to start.

[@carlalm6100]

Not german ones. They had ignition keys and padlocks for their tanks even through ww2.

[@myview5840]

Can't trust grunts with keys

[@bladebrave2866]

I suppose its better than a bunch of men getting killed because Carl lost the keys when they needed armour support

[@CurtisAlfeld]

@@myview5840 Then why the fuck do Navy helicopters, which only educated officers are allowed to fly also not require keys?

[@SlopedOtter]

Our tanks in the British army just have a switch, we use padlocks on the hatches

[@sanitarycockroach9038]

When he said meth tank rampage, I though he was talking about the Panzer Divisions under Rommel or Guderian

[@LSPD1909]

@Pretty fly for a WiFi... Said the most naïve person ever.

[@domenicogrimaldi591]

@@LSPD1909 ...Said the biggest pussy ever. Bring on the Panzers and Pervitin, homeboy.

[@robertsmalls2293]

Eddie Van Halen, Drunk on Stage. You’re no kind of man. Either that or your simply no fun.

[@gamerito100]

Eddie Van Halen, Drunk on Stage. I mean, invading France with tanks while racing other people in your army to see which one arrives to Paris first, all of this while scaring or killing french, sounds like legit fun :V

[@doscassette871]

@@gamerito100 Yeah I'm not trying to say that invading a nation high on amphetamines, completely crushing them and bringing honor back after decades of mistreatment sounds like fun but it sounds like a lot of fun

[@smartypants7954]

"A tank driven by a man who is 90% meth..." 😂😂

[@jairotena8281]

"Armory gate was left open" Don't know if that's a National Guard joke or a "pre-9/11 America" joke

[@Jdpanzone]

Yes

[@Captain_Wet_Beard]

@Lexi Heart not all of them, I've seen one standing unguarded and unlocked in the 2010's

[@Caleb-en5bo]

@Lexi Heart The national guard armory near me doesnt even have a gate around it and the front door is glass.

[@yowtfputthemaskbackon9202]

@@Caleb-en5bo well sounds like a chance to become a madlad. godspeed.

[@Delta-es1lg]

@@yowtfputthemaskbackon9202 Copycatting doesn't make you a mad lad.

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

I love how the turret is even backwards GTA style. Gotta get that speed boost. I mean meth boost

[@m.r_polla4540]

I could be wrong here, and I have to say I don't have any military experience but from what I know when most tanks are "In Base" or in a non combat situation like a base in the rear or something like that, most tanks have their turrets backwards because it allows the driver to raise his head a lot more from the drivers hatch allowing easier handling of the tank, which is useful for parking a tank or moving it in general. I think that tank was parked in the armory with it's turret backwards for that reason, I don't think that guy was a tank gunner when he was in the military nor do I think meth give divine learning on how a war machine works although the Germans in ww2 might disagree.

[@zacferris6101]

M.r_Polla meth is no war tool ... oh wait

[@zrspangle]

@@m.r_polla4540 there's a stand to support the gun and prevent strain on the stabilizer system

[@m.r_polla4540]

@@zrspangle Yep I saw that in the full rampage video, to be honest I completely forgot why you need to lock the main gun with the stand on the back of the tank so thanks a lot for the input

[@zrspangle]

@@m.r_polla4540 Cheers mate, it's always a pleasure to spread knowledge. And if anyone cares to expand on it, i"d be glad to hear.

[@calebdrummond8779]

Megadeth has a song about this guy called the “right to go insane” it’s really good

[@Kobanyai_enjoyer]

Never knew that song was about him, but thanks.

[@Jipwell]

Megameth.

[@roccocoyote]

lol - never knew - guess I should check out some more born again christian music - official music video with live footy and all - so strange

[@CattleCluj]

@@Kobanyai_enjoyer *tanks

[@skulleaters67]

damn I never knew that tf lmao

[@zer0deltav367]

Nelson: hey bro, can I smoke some of your meth? Nelson's room mate: sure, but only a spoonful. Nelson: *pulls out comedicly large spoon*

[@ryanfrick2190]

his face has a "normal" setting and a "sponsorship" setting

[@darkcookie4830]

Same with his voice. I always get exited when the telemarketing voice starts

[@cyrilgigee4630]

Can't quite root for him as much as Killdozer, he was just a sad unlucky bastard.

[@enotsnavdier6867]

Yeah, and his failed possible revenge on the hospital wasn't even that well founded.

[@cyrilgigee4630]

@@enotsnavdier6867 The meaning of it all really was just meth.

[@admech590]

Yeah, I find this story a lot funnier though. It's still sad, but the fact that an addict can cause so much damage fueled by nothing but meth, his delusions and a fucking tank is kinda funny.

[@frisbe9279]

I paid a homeless woman to eat my ass

[@CS-zn6pp]

If there ever was a fucked up chemhell drug then meth is it. 👍

[@GearheadVO]

Sometimes I think about whether fate is real or not. Then stories like this come along, and I realise most of us were just able to keep our heads down while fate chose who it wanted to fuck with.

[@captainobvious1750]

fate plays with us like that dickhead kid in 1st grade that picked you, and you specifically, when the whole class was playing 7up.

[@DingusBobingus5555]

The moral lesson here is when life gives you lemons, stay away from meth and just stick to lemonade.

[@Dylanquinn666]

When life gives you lemons, X, X, L1, X, X, X, L1, L2, R1, △, X, △

[@adman1381]

PS2 GTA tank cheat?

[@PHILMKD95]

Spawns Rhino.

[@theomnissiah-9120]

@@PHILMKD95 METAL BOXES

[@kieranbowman2624]

Is that not the jetpack cheat in San Andreas

[@NefariousGooch]

You're not a real man, until you have a tank duel with a meth-head. *Good stuff.*

[@tony_5156]

Yake Bleomans then pull the tank only uses your testicles, truely your T levels will elevate you beyond the human body.

[@Big-Government-Is-The-Problem]

tons of WW2 German soldiers had meth supplied to them regularly, so honestly there probably are some allied forces that fought a tank meth head lol

[@chelo4197]

No matter where you are, theres a florida man in your location

[@chelo4197]

@Phi6er woah bro idk if floridas even real

[@jayive34]

@Phi6er Especially in Florida.

[@SwagMoney420]

why do I keep encountering more and more J.C. Denton profile pictures

[@chelo4197]

@@SwagMoney420 *pokes up glasses* oh yeah yeah

[@crunchyapples596]

There's a Florida man in all of us, all it takes is a little meth.

[@cigarettesmokingman9471]

The counter suit made me think of this: My dad told me of a time a guy insured his large cigar collection then claimed them lost to fire damage after he smoked them. The court ended up finding in his favor but the insurance company counter sued for arson and he lost that one.

[@ekenii]

Maybe he really was a meth entity and simply phased into the tank, avoiding security

[@ulyssesm.daniels6927]

Reality just breaks down around that stuff.

[@amandahensley78]

Cant wait for dankula to be his own mad lad episode

[@gretasstolendreams2154]

Hopefully dank jr will make it down the line

[@fabiansanchez7203]

Well if he loses his channel and his wife and makes a video too offensive and gets into hard legal trouble i think we'll hear about willam wallace of meth

[@darrenmcdonald5373]

I wish to fuck he would do an episode on Serbian paramilitary leader Arkan,been at dank for 10 months to do this episode...

[@CurtisAlfeld]

Dank Jr's gonna make it for a high school project.

[@The_Crimson_Fucker]

Hopefully the Brits will forget to take the ammo out of that particular tank. I want to see fireworks!

[@aurorawhorealis]

The only tank I'm aware of that actually DOES have a keyed ignition is a Panzer IV, just to be extra different and German. Keys and combat vehicles don't mix when, for example, the crew member with the keys dies or gets lost.

[@sirboomsalot4902]

Which is ironic considering the Girls und Panzer reference

[@dandastardly2792]

I think the idea is to have more security on your easy to access war vehicle

[@CriticalSurvival0]

Hey youre that cool weapons guy

[@aurorawhorealis]

@@CriticalSurvival0 I am not him but my pic is lol

[@CriticalSurvival0]

@@aurorawhorealis ohhh haha

[@nonAehT]

"The gate was wide open and there were no guards" that was just Gods way of saying "i wanna see where this is going lol"

[@knightwolf9553]

Bruh, when he got stuck on that concrete barricade, I felt sorry for the man. Anyone who's played Battlefield 4 knows that feeling of getting your tank or LAV stuck.

[@hydra9627]

Knight Wolf then you hear the jet coming in, and the PTSD starts and you start shaking, having a fucking seizure, then an explosion comes and you scream because its so fucking loud because your headset is turned all the way up then the fucking police chap on the door and aks why you screamed so you shout “WHAT?” at them and get fucking arrested because the ringing in your ears then you can’t see the kids and it keeps going and going and it fucking hurts then you get out and it happens again.

[@winlover37]

Ugh the BF4 struggle is real.

[@masteroutlaw100]

@@hydra9627 That escalated quickly

[@maxpayneful4328]

Yes very annoying, especially when you’re not the driver and you had the drivers seat taken from you by someone who literally can’t drive the fucking thing.

[@XenomorphSB]

Dank: So how much damage could a tank with no ammunition do? Everyone who saw the Kill Dozer Mad Lads: This is where the fun begins.

[@501ststormtrooper9]

Killdozer actually did have weapons.

[@magnusthered4973]

501st Stormtrooper we know but the only time he used it was to end his suffering

[@k_tess]

@@magnusthered4973 No dude had guns mounted on it.

[@mariahrfordays1988]

king_ Tesseract he never fired them though

[@k_tess]

@@mariahrfordays1988 oh yes he did. He tried to use them to blow up propane tanks. Nobody died. Big difference than He didn't use the guns.

[@inconspicuousfreedom3006]

"Little bit of a security oversight" Actually most non-standard vehicles (Basically anything that isn't a car or truck) tend to not have keys with the main exception being recreational planes. This is due to the inability to steal these vehicles easily. Obviously this is an exception because there were no guards and the gates were open but in cases such as airliners, you'll find they don't have keys or any security required to start them because they're normally monitored 24/7 or put into a hanger that's locked already

[@SpadeRZA]

I see you don't work at an International Airport. Good riddance.

[@anthonypowell2835]

Watch me

[@inconspicuousfreedom3006]

@@SpadeRZA I'm literally a pilot, I know airliners don't tend to have keys, I fly a plane that has none. Anyone and their mother can come hop aboard and start the plane keyless

[@SpadeRZA]

I was never doubting the key part, but I mean 24/7 monitoring.. We know there are flaws in security. I've been abord an B747-400 one night, with just another ramp agent, and no one questioned our presence. Just pushed some stairs onto it, opened the doors and in we went. Of course we had some work to do, but still..

[@inconspicuousfreedom3006]

@@SpadeRZA Oh yea, well no I agree the security can be pretty bad at some airports, wasn't saying the security is perfect and always watching just that these planes aren't really just left alone the same way cars are

[@Overlord99762]

Count Dankula: Fish fingers KZbin CC: Fresh mangoes

[@ingold1470]

I'd say "meth" and "the decline of the American middle class" are related concepts!

[@Red0543]

Hell, hard drugs as a whole is to blame for that shit. I mean sure, wide spread alcoholism was bad enough (and one of the reasons for the prohibition) but the shit we see today across the globe is on a whole other level.

[@RoboPutinPresidentinCE]

Unironically

[@Ken-pv9zu]

Lower class*

[@Medicesca]

"Just say no"

[@gram.]

It wasnt just the meth, it was the series of things that happened to him that drove him to the meth. He seemed to be an upstanding and successful guy before everything that happened to him. Only then came the meth!

[@aopt471]

"there is no philosophical learning, there is no moral lesson - just meth" - now that's something to put on a shirt xD

[@judecolquhoun4692]

Bruh I read this as he said it

[@dlboss77]

Who else had a *RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS* flashback as he began to pronounce Raycon as the sponsor

[@sagebalsys7390]

Fucking love Atmosphere

[@imbored8538]

As a Swede I was quite happy to see the news footage you showed had Swedish subtitles.

[@Asmusei]

Pro tip: Don't ever jump into an Abrams tank and try starting it! There are literally no security measures to keep people from starting them. If you ever do, it's also very wrong of you to put basically any kind of fuel in it, since they run on JP6, 8, and even grain alcohol. Also, don't ever close the driver's hatch. You can still see out of it and drive fine, it's just a big no-no!

[@maniac19k14]

Also don't ever try starting it when it has less then twenty volts. And if you do don't ever try twisting the throttle to give it gas as it struggles to start.

[@kevinsaltz7849]

Yeah but then they can just shoot you when I was in ROTC we had a tank base nearby we got lucky and the guys still had one out and the Marines let us sit in all the positions and close the hatches and shit it was pretty rad

[@KageNoTora74]

It wasn't an Abrams, it was an M60 tank. The Abraham is the M1A1

[@Asmusei]

@@kevinsaltz7849 I was a tank mechanic, most Army bases have too few people actually on site to keep constant watch on them.

[@Asmusei]

@@KageNoTora74 Oh wow, really?!? I couldn't tell, especially when he said is explicitly in the video. My point is that the currently used MBT, The M1A2, usually decked out with SEP II and being upgraded to the SEPIII, blah blah blah, is exactly the same as said Patton tanks, as well as HMMWVs, MRAPs, LMTVs, and HEMTT.

[@Wanys123]

Meth tank rampage? me: "So...you mean the Wehrmacht in 1940?" Dank: "Shawn Nelson was born..." me:"Oh...the other meth tank rampage..."

[@ByzantineDarkwraith]

not the biggest fan of dankula (these vids are a guilty pleasure) but this is exactly what i thought when i clicked the vid. was pleasantly surprised that it was about something id never heard of instead

[@ShinigamiInuyasha777]

I got that reference

[@oz_jones]

The first Tour de France winners - the 1st Panzer Division

[@shellshock092]

Count: "This video is sponsored by ra-" Me: "god damnit raid shadow legends" "Raycon." "Oh :)"

[@horstnietzsche1923]

It's me ya boy raid shadow legends. Your welcome

[@thesmilinggun-knight9646]

ShellShock I was disappointed when he didn’t say it was raid shadow legends

[@ihateyankees3655]

You say that there's no philosophical learning or moral lesson to be had here, but I think this entire incident reflects the death of the American dream.

[@CRASHjester]

Dude was trying those tanks like a methed-up Goldilocks.

[@matthewlee8667]

This is why everyone needs an M60 Patton for self defence

[@guyman9655]

An armed society is a polite society

[@myungbae5251]

@@guyman9655 An armored society is a polite society

[@zacferris6101]

myung bae no no no a armed and armoured society is a polite society

[@footfinger8195]

@@zacferris6101 an army equipped society is a safe society

[@Deadlock239]

Should the 2nd amendmant be altered to include Stinger and Javelin missile weapons?

[@FluteC0p]

Fun fact: Even today, no military vehicle besides some of the helos needs keys. Humvees has instructions right there on the dash.

[@phoenixb3935]

Deutsches Afrika Korps who needs keys in a tank?

[@yowtfputthemaskbackon9202]

@Jeremy Backman and if you cant read you can still operate half of it.

[@aldereckhart8811]

@Erotikstudio Winkler GmbH methhead*

[@KIPERFuN]

@Erotikstudio Winkler GmbH Most of the time on US homeland bases, that I've been on, they have pads in front of the wheels, and some times a boot. But usually nah, unless it needs a pad to keep from rolling on it's own. Just parked with all the others, neatly.

[@eldarhighelfhealermiriella7653]

@Succubus Chan Nice horns! (Pets the succubus)

[@themanwithnodrip3486]

Something else that you didn’t mention is that when he was in the army he was a tanker, meaning that while he was behind the controls of the tank he knew exactly what he was doing, and was high on meth

[@settame1]

That makes sense. Girls und panzers taught me they aren’t the easiest things to manage.

[@Val_Chillmer]

San Diego checking in: you can still see the place where he hi-centered the tank on the center divider on the 163 near sharp memorial. Several sections are now poured concrete repair instead of original modular sections. He *was* headed for the hospital. I was in high school and was called by a friend who watched the tank roll by his work dragging an entire boulevard stoplight tower. For weeks my friends said they wanted to use frames from the live broadcast as album cover art.

[@thesunbehindthesun1574]

Of course it was here in San Diego.....we were the meth capital of the world.

[@MrJC-pl8mf]

Marduk 11 Sounds fun

[@zrspangle]

What high school did you attend?

[@thesunbehindthesun1574]

@@zrspangle Carlsbad High

[@zrspangle]

@@thesunbehindthesun1574 darn, not nearby. Well, cheers anyway

[@vanguard6498]

He was literally playing minecraft in his own back yard

[@arthurmorgan2835]

Because Meth

[@bobbyfirmino6562]

*HOI4 facist Britain has entered the chat*

[@zoomgames123]

OSWALD MOSLEY! BRITISH UNION OF FASCISTS!

[@takasu9246]

@@bobbyfirmino6562 ah i see, a man of culture.

[@vanguard6498]

@@zoomgames123 based, redpilled, decucked

[@manlet_king]

Killdozer: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

[@24YOA]

Florida Methman: Eats people Californian Methman: Tank rampage

[@slavik1855]

The meth tank man would have got so much more respect from me if he actually drove into the bank that tried to take his home

[@slavik1855]

@@tripplefives1402 you don't need GPS to know where your local bank is unless you just moved into town

[@zeallust8542]

@@tripplefives1402 God you're fucking useless if you need GPS to find the bank you use lmao

[@zeallust8542]

@@tripplefives1402 lol you have 0 sense of direction

[@zeallust8542]

@@tripplefives1402 easy, okay? Lol. You don't even understand roads and addresses.

[@zeallust8542]

@@tripplefives1402 boohoo didn't ask

[@OxTheHerdzz]

"Meth Entity" is a powerful combination of words.

[@sup3rbird]

While on a business trip to the US about 15 years ago, my employer and I took a wrong exit off a roundabout (circle) and drove straight into a National Guard camp. We weren't aware of our error until we drove, unchallenged, through a security checkpoint and noticed the dozens of armoured vehicles parked on either side of the road. We made a hasty u-turn at the first opportunity and hurried back out all the while expecting a hail of bullets through the rear window. Nobody appeared to even notice 🤪

[@marcusaurelius6307]

Mad Lads - Noel Marshall Guy who subjected his family to working with 150 big cats for the movie Roar

[@lanasmith4795]

Untrained big cats also both wife and daughter were seriously hurt

[@flamingeskimo1136]

It's a brilliant movie though. The acting may be bad, people may have been maimed, but you have to see it to believe it

[@pickelsvx]

@The Icon of Sin Who rubbed the bottle of mtn dew and let the meth'd up tiger genie out?

[@theactualTVB]

Marcus Aurelius I second that. Wholeheartedly.

[@pinecone9619]

Didn't an elephant break his wife's legs too?

[@panzerfich]

Just as a Postnote, that Candice Owens Argument Peanut made was one of the biggest keks in my life

[@ToastytheG]

What?

[@Bourotte25]

@@ToastytheG It was quite the spectacle , take an hour off and watch it , you won't be disappointed .

[@cleanerben9636]

Candox Owens? Lol

[@marekctvrty]

Would you be so kind to give me the tldr? I cant make myself watch that sly rat for an hour

[@mariovillanueva2442]

LINK GOD DAMN IT, stop assuming everyone knows what you're talking about!

[@brittanys1203]

Everyone: YoU caN't StEaL a TaNk ThAt'S ilLeGaL Nelson: Hold my meth

[@Seth-hf2rq]

Brittany S it’s not illegal until you get caught

[@silkyfirst3097]

No, dont hold my meth, ITS MINE!!!!!

[@boigercat]

Nelson: imma smoke all my meth*

[@34marmarmar]

what meth? he smoked it all

[@kmit9191]

*Hold my pipe

[@xNecrome]

There is a moral lesson “DONT DO DRUGS” lmaoo

[@formdoggie5]

Dank/civilians in general: almost no military vehicles have keys. Why? The last thing you want while being shot at and running back to your armored vehicle is to realize you left your keys at the spot you shit yourself when the IED that started off the ambush went off and miraculously didnt kill you... or the keys are in the pants leg that got blown off of the driver that you're dragging back to said vehicle who wasn't so lucky. Keys are really really bad where bullets and explosions are regularly involved. That's why these things are usually guarded 24 hours a day by 18-30 year olds that are suspicious of everyone with an itchy trigger finger and pissed off and hating life because they had to muster at 6am on a Sunday for duty--where were the national guard's guards?

[@zotethemighty5338]

They were smoking their own meth

[@aetwit]

I mean keys are even worse when the ied or bullet just you know deletefies them.

[@jakedee4117]

Still kinda curious to know why there was gas in the Tank's tank. Quite a lot of gas by the look of it. Are they usually kept fueled up ?

[@aetwit]

@@jakedee4117 hmm either major fuck up on someones part. was in transfer. its normally like that even though that would be stupid. or some other reason who knows.

[@professorperry4790]

@@jakedee4117 it's possible that the tank crews had been running drills and were going to do so for the next few days

[@notlamprey5256]

"Meth Entity." Who the hell needs SpaceX when Dankula sends my sides into orbit for free? A word of caution, brave adventurer: the wilds lands beyond the Walmart are inhabited by ancient and powerful Meth Elementals.

[@mrred773]

You sent my sides into orbit by way of Meth Elementals. I'm going to steal that. Thank you for making my morning, that is absolutely beautiful.

[@cultist_cultist]

Omfg I'm weak at that bro a damn "Meth Entity" When meth takes physical form.😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@epsilon2843]

Hah, any Walmart at midnight and beyond is a very strange and dangerous land, that’s when all the meth entities and hookers come out of the sewers or wherever they reside.

[@lordsoupsoup7321]

not lamprey I was just about to comment this same things XD

[@snr.froggymooopew7781]

His ears are the same shape as Dr. Evil’s since he’s taken his gauges out

[@Your_Mossad_Handler]

Snr. Froggy Mooopew I was thinking Buddha ears

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

@@Your_Mossad_Handler isn't Buddha a nahtsee tho

[@watchinglearner]

He kind of looks like Martin Short. Edit: I was talking about Shawn Nelson. It took me a bit to realize this conversation was about Count Dankula's ears.

[@baldrickthedungspreader3107]

This reminds me of that Simpsons episode were Bart takes experimental ADHD medication and then proceeds to sneak onto a military base and steal a tank

[@vanguardRailgun924]

It was probably based on this event….or Simpsons predicted another event.