Absorbing Man Absorbing Ls | Jobber Series

[@kyronhoward9935]

The Ultimate Marvel Universe taking Ultimate Ls for 23 minutes: Jobber video. But Ultimate Spider-Man ( both Peter and Miles) andUltimate Thor are Awesome. Keep up the amazing work Jobbers and Goons.

[@TheOneWhoShushes]

Absorbing man: well at least I was a goon in fear itself “Weren’t you fighting kids and you had your wife back you up” Absorbing man: …..

[@yaboiplank6764]

absorbing man got an L in marvels avengers assemble show when he absorbed mjilnor and thor proceeded to control him like he controls mjilnor

[@kyosuke_unbox8909]

Absorbing Man must have absorbed to much butter bc he’s got butter fingers the way he fumbles the bag

[@thryceberry]

“Absorbing man Absorbing Ls” 😂😂💀

[@davidogundipe808]

He's absorbing L's like Kevin Levin.

[@canned3880]

Absorbing man only exists to be punched in a montage

[@markstriker925]

This dude takes more Ls than Colossus. And Colossus is just a dude with 1 percent of his power lol. Since Colossus is limited to one form. 😂😂

[@montelmedley7]

8:20 Thor pulled the "wooden gun" trick against Absorbing Man.

[@jfoolywitatooly29]

The Absorbing Man might as well change his name to The Jobbing Man because the way he jobs is unmatched

[@alexferrana3979]

Especially how he lost to Daredevil

[@zazampow9657]

Damn why you gotta do Absorbing Man dirty like that. He is already a massive underdog and very underestimated in the community.

[@GodsNut]

Yo, Thor is a god bro, he literally turned absorbing man’s whining into water lmao

[@omegadeadpool2947]

What could you expect from a Guy whose First ever L was to Helium

[@captainforest]

an L moment was The time when absorbing man touch a bunch of lego bricks and turned into them and she hulk punches him into little lego pieces 🙈

[@michaelgarcia5680]

On paper this man should be damn near impossible to defeat but instead is just someone made to put others over😔

[@alexferrana3979]

It's mostly because of his not very bright intelligence and plot convince

[@MusicLover-my6fo]

If you don't want to say Mister Fantastic is a goon, then make a video of all the times he couldn't keep Susan from flirting with Namor, Black Panther and Doctor Doom. I wouldn't mind a Mister Fantastic Jobber video, I just want to see Mister Fantastic on this channel.

[@ELI-tr9th]

This is harem protagonist levels of tumbling he like my high school football team the way he was tumbling

[@teslercoil5174]

In one of the cartoons he actually manages to absorb Thor's hammer. But then Thor is like the "hammer and it's metal are his to control alone". And just levitates him into space

[@michaelgarcia5680]

He literally let Absorbing Man beat on him only to basically no sell all of it and beat him without even touching Krill.

[@sanlougaru149]

How is it such a being who should be a peer of Thor be such a jobber? It's a disgrace 😔

[@alexferrana3979]

Because he is stupid and writers love to make villains lose

[@kevthepoet]

"Absorbing Man has a master's degree... In getting his ass kicked and fumbling bags." 😂😭

[@XUltimaReaperX]

Yo this jobber verse is crazy lol

[@ares7909]

EMH avengers absorbing man transforms from metal to rock thinking he accomplished something. Hulk oh sick I can dent the metal but i can smash the shit out of rock. Absorbing man when he just becomes a head 🤬😭

[@alexferrana3979]

I remember that moment 😆

[@mcpics4448]

Meh he’s married to titania I’ll call that a huge win

[@BigReuben97]

Clapping them stallion cheeks

[@smal750]

ong🤤

[@GreaterGrievobeast55]

Holy crap absorbing man’s even lamer than I remember! Like, does he have to absorb every material he touches? How does het into any fight at all without just becoming the material of the floor, or whatever he’s hitting?

[@alexferrana3979]

He can control himself, but sometimes he loses control

[@CasualCasimir]

@@alexferrana3979 ah, fair point

[@Nova_The_Gamer]

My favorite Absorbing Man L is when his Zombie counterpart from Earth-2149 got killed not once but twice by Deadpool and Zombiepool

[@Idlemage]

My favorite loss was from avengers emh cartoon (the good one) he absorbs Thors hammer and then get surprised when thor can move him like the hammer

[@8trim550]

(Cursed)Barbossa vs Davy Jones

[@dsm2417]

Imagine being Absorbing man and accidentally turn into dog water💀

[@Darbzila]

Absorbing Man absorbed Gillburg with these Jobs.

[@sherminatoranalysis3429]

These were funny as hell 🤣

[@spawnofragnarok9267]

SCP 2935 o death 🆚 Galactus from marvel comics who will win or why and one by one fight to the death between these two powerful god-tier apocalypse bringers ?

[@snortz5452]

We gonna ignore the time he became literal cocaine and snorted himself?

[@nicholasbrooks3997]

Legend

[@therealsmalk]

That was a goon moment

[@spawnofragnarok9267]

Time trapper from DC comics 🆚 Oblivion from marvel comics who will win or win one by one fight to death the swing these two characters who survived the end of time it self ?

[@newbornviking9721]

Dante and Virgil; From (Devil may cry) vs scp 073 and scp 076 Who will win or why ?

[@allenlowe314]

I love a good Jobber video!

[@alpharaptor2095]

Thank you for this funny ass title Finna share video aswell

[@spawnofragnarok9267]

Abraxas from marvel comics 🆚 the anti-spiral you will win a while and the one by one fight to the death machine to two of the biggest craps in both the multiverse and the entirety of the Omniverse it self ?

[@NervDa2794]

Cant wait for the BEEF Series with this one LOL

[@thechristwholaughs9925]

LMMFAO @The Odin feat! LMMFAO 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@danielkwamedanso-owusu3505]

Great video bro

[@emberdelainframundo]

With Absorbing Man's powers, he shouldn't be taking so many L's. But man is just too stupid to use his powers correctly.

[@newbornviking9721]

The specter; From; (DC comics) vs Spawn; From (Image comics) Who will win or why ?

[@gonhunter3994]

The Spectre, ez

[@dmurphy1578]

The wrecker. Hall of fame jobber.

[@CasualCasimir]

Honestly absorbing man need to be rewritten… and he needs better writers because most of this is just lazy and bad writing 🤷🏿‍♂️

[@luisrosales3430]

Whats bfrd

[@vesynvyrares]

Gmk, first original Godzilla, Godzilla against Mecha Godzilla, return of Godzilla, Godzilla vs biollante , Godzilla vs mothra , gvk the first not the new one , Godzilla vs Mecha Godzilla 2 , Godzilla earth, Godzilla raids again. These are all the time Godzilla attacked humanity Godzilla vs space Godzilla humanity and Godzilla team up for a temporary amount of time and still destroyed there Mecha , Godzilla vs destroyah humanity used Godzilla son as bait and to fix the mess they made,final wars not connected to any other Godzilla films , gvk the new one , destroy all monsters , Godzilla king of the monsters 2019 , Godzilla vs megalon and gigan , Godzilla vs headorah , Godzilla terror of Mecha Godzilla, Godzilla terror of Mecha Godzilla 2, Godzilla vs orga , Godzilla son , hana Barbara Godzilla . All the times Godzilla team up with humans or helped them out . For this man jobbers and goons to say Godzilla always need human help even tho Godzilla is an anti hero

[@BigSirSplash]

How much meth have you done to post this random weird shit on an absorbing man video? Godzilla fans just do all the drugs and rant randomly. Havent mentioned godzilla in years LMFAO

[@ronyventura9301]

Hahahahahahah lmao 🤣

[@comprehentingbiased2968]

Can absorbing man absorb a latern ring?

[@alexferrana3979]

Yes. But can he use it as good as other Lanterns?

[@GodsNut]

Hey Splash, did you get my PayPal?

[@BigSirSplash]

What was it?

[@GodsNut]

@@BigSirSplash @PrinceGD basically a 25 for a Sentry goon vid

[@BigSirSplash]

@@GodsNut got u u sent to GB😂 im making it this week.

[@GodsNut]

@@BigSirSplash Beeet thank you bro

[@davontihoward9038]

😂😂

[@Superman-um9pd]

Absorbing man jobber moments are just straight dumb, at least when Thor jobs for example, it has funny moments. Absorbing Man's jobbing moment on the other hand are just straight dumb.

[@BigSirSplash]

Ya i can tell it hurt u when he became glass

[@Superman-um9pd]

@@BigSirSplash Absorbing man isn't even my favourite character lol. My favourite character is in my name, it's pretty obvious

[@BigSirSplash]

@@Superman-um9pd yeah absorbing man is exactly like superman. Both take massive Ls tbat are comedy.

[@Superman-um9pd]

@@BigSirSplash Superman's Ls are funny. Even I can admit it. Absorbing Man's is meh and he is a meh character. But I always support every video you make because you got good content.