Postal 2 Weapon Tier List | Ludicrous Difficulty

[@rwsstudios]

Awesome video man. Personally, I'd get the machete to S tier, but pretty solid list! 👍

[@knifeboxgames7573]

Nobody talking about the best game studio commenting on the video?

[@ilimuninati4929]

Oi

[@GoingPostalAtBlackMesa]

YOOOOO THE MOST BASED AND EPIC GAME STUDIO EVER

[@doom.slayer123]

Tell Mike j that I said hi

[@randomdude9630]

@@knifeboxgames7573 valve? I dont see them commenting here

[@dababy7400]

i like how you rank them from worst to best in each tier instead of just putting it in a category without thinking longer about how they compare to ones in the same row as them like other youtubers

[@Oroborus710]

I remember when I first found the scythe, after that point I just felt like an unstoppable demon. Totally deserved spot in the tier list

[@1thevm1]

Coincidentally, one of the best videogame representations of that weapon, ever.

[@Snypor]

I guess that's a solid reason why the Scythe is shown wielded by the Postal Dude in his multiple renders & images. It's one helluva melee weapon.

[@Shiorevi]

Obviously, the kick is the greatest weapon. Always on hand, infinite uses, door kicking, kicking dead people to show em whats what. And obviously kicking back enemy grenades is always a laugh.

[@denifahri7247]

couldnt Agree more

[@ABuffWizard]

I can’t fucking believe I forgot to put the kick on the list.

[@Breacher049]

​@@ABuffWizard you should write a comment about where it goes, then pin it.

[@UltraProchy]

i feel like the kick is more of a statement than a weapon

[@konradfun]

Man put Piss 1 and Piss 2 on the list but not the kick

[@denifahri7247]

When you play apocalypse weekend on ludicrous, you'll appreciate bali because when paired with stun gun, it efficiently kill brain hallucination gary. Maybe im just biased about this since it got me through the hospital, you know how annoying the hospital session can be And yeah, scissors sucks

[@migueeeelet]

The frickin Postal 1 backgrounds man. I just realized that they're perfect for the same Dark Fantasy mood that Shadow Hearts has which I frickin love (just, way creepier and more.. satanic?).

[@eranodelpum9752]

Yeah i wish that postal 1 would'nt be so edgy

[@notshane3827]

​@@eranodelpum9752Postal 1 isn't edgy it's gritty and satirical, Hatred is edgy.

[@gangsterskull3357]

@@notshane3827yeah I feel like Hatred was more on the edgy side while postal 1 is more like disturbing and gruesome

[@notshane3827]

@@gangsterskull3357 Postal 1 is also hilarious sometimes, especially when you get set on fire and starts giving everyone fiery hugs or meet a random ostrich running around some of the levels lol(and that Mall level where the Dude starts shooting everybody because they don't sell Postal). Postal 1 is not full-on satirical like Postal 2 but it's definitely not edgy.

[@youbaouahdi4358]

If it wasn't for the 20th anniversary update, the sawn-off would have been king, but because it got nerfed and enemies learned how to block edged weapons, the scythe takes the spot

[@smellslikev2arm]

I loved broken sawn-off. Finding and using it for the first time, it just completely blew my head off. Every enemy that was a problem was, from then-on, mist-to-be. It being as broken as it was only served to enhance the Postal experience; I wish they would've opted to give the regular shotgun a small buff instead (it felt like you had to be way too close-and that using it left you too open-for it to usually be preferrable over the machine gun).

[@humam5000]

the bali actually has one specific but great use during the military on sunday, after you get your weapons taken away you can find one on the spinning chair room and its your best melee until you pick up your old weapons again (the sledgehammer is near useless against soldier npcs and you can flip the bird on enemies to get behind them), you can also find one on monday at the back of rws which can be kinda useful depending on the route you take edit and some other info: you can press z to drop your weapon and pick it up again to cancel reload animations for weapons like the napalm launcher and sniper rifle, though you'll have to manually select them again from the weapon wheel to use them again rather than just pressing the holster key. the cow head is more useful from enemies carrying it since you can kick it back at them and the poison effect will stop all enemies that touch it from attacking, basically a better fire effect

[@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180]

CLAYMORE Because a broadsword would just be a machete and it would be functionally different from the scythe

[@kireroom5856]

Flamberge is better option ;-)

[@digum4920]

I vaguely remember being able to bypass blocking by chopping at ankles from my "pacifist" run doesn't work for thrown weapons though and I never tested it with the sledgehammer but lethally smashing someone's toes with it should work

[@MagicFlounder]

BROADSWORD (IMPRESSIVE AS ALWAYS THANKS)

[@w33bfu]

Watching your entire series about beating the game on ludicrous actually caused me to pick up postal 2. Now I have gotten 100%. Thank you for showing me this unironically great game through very well made and enjoyable content!

[@Stryker4747]

I love me some Double Barrel Shotgun Great video as always!

[@RoanimationsYT]

I would put the deodorant can in a higher place, since it is not the best offensive weapon, but if you use it to stun enemies it is one of the best

[@Botul1]

Good video but you're wrong

[@SadCivilian]

based botul

[@Kiryukazumba_]

Ya seems skillfull, finish ludicrous then.

[@Baldigramar]

Did you finish ludicrous difficulty

[@UnrealOptimist]

Oh fr?!?!?

[@PARTY_MUTT]

SHUT UP AND SIGN MY PETITION DAMNIT

[@glizzy2.O]

I watched the whole run and I think flipping, pissing, and gas cans were essential to your playthrough.

[@fadedgames1]

1:19 Someone played the Blood game.

[@RetroPixelLizard]

You missed one fun fact about the WMD: Survivours will be Infected with a plague that spreads to whoever It makes contact with and eventually die, now If only there were some kind of Immortal NPC you could befriend with minimal effort.

[@diodoxystar]

tired of all the trazh vids till i saw this. Cheers to the solid quality

[@thecaledonian7643]

I liked to use the stun gun with the Bali early in the week on Ludicrous to quietly deal with lone NPCs before I could get the machete. Nice list though, mostly in agreeance! Hope to see a Paradise Lost weapon ranking too, love me that .44 Mag so much with the quickdraw ability.

[@Ashsylum8756]

The fact that literal piss ranks higher than a molotov is hilarious.

[@koalathewanderer2202]

Your content is absolutely top tier, my man.

[@tomamihai407]

I find your voice very comforting and pleasant

[@Hobobatman1000]

Your content is so high effort, dude! Truly amazing!

[@Sundance967]

1:33 postal dude is spy tf2 confirm

[@1thevm1]

Nice teaser before the weekend edition, I can tell it's gonna be pain!

[@The24thWight]

Where's kick?

[@tophatchap1171]

F

[@wojtekwilku474]

@@tophatchap1171 s+++++++++++++ you poopypants

[@hell0w0rld17]

B cuz you can open door faster and deflect rockets

[@sterusgg228]

Instructions unclear: i have gore turned off

[@cheese3764]

Turn it on

[@theofficialolivegarden]

i've been working on beating the POSTAL difficulties and this'll help alot

[@lajf28]

finally someone who makes a tier list properly

[@FurasCebulowy]

I also really like the sythe.

[@ALI_IS_COOL1]

The butterfly knife is a refrence to Spy from team fortress 2.

[@sheez0739]

BROADSWORD Impressive work wizard. you are now truly John Postal

[@mateolachone8841]

not only are you a LITERAL WIZARD, but you are buff!

[@comedylyfe2113]

Postal 2 is what I feel like open world games should be, it's nice in size and not too large

[@Kennyyule-c8h]

1:30. THERES A SPY IN OUR MIDST

[@Floridaman360]

I love the Scythe and all of the Shotguns

[@MaxPayne12283]

DEATH WITH TWO BARRELS!

[@bubbson21]

6:00 the music in the background is sick i would love to hear the full version (if there is)

[@ABuffWizard]

Song is _Run From Me_ from the POSTAL Redux OST

[@gaeljehnno]

the sawed shotgun with Crackola is so much fun an shredd any boss.

[@Arelated]

I just buyed the game like 3 days ago, its funny and chaotic, you're my go to channel to see postal 2 related stuff since im a newbie

[@Sunsetradi0]

I swear by the baseball bat Back when you could still sequence break on monday it was my saviour in Postal difficulty One spawned at the napalm factory so it was super useful to go there early and grab it alongside the launcher and the part for the car so you only had to drop it on the ground on thursday

[@abigor3817]

ironic how the scythe is S tier with Dude being basically a grim reaper of Paradise

[@markblacket8900]

1:18 you may be thinking about the aerosol can from Blood

[@legoferrari14]

I personally believe that the Sawn-off is still king because while it is short range, it can still engage at farther distances than the scythe so you have greater impetus once enemies detect you. Plus, unlike the Scythe, the Sawn-off still can achieve 1-shot lethals even with Gore turned off, which as you demonstrated is a fatal flaw for a melee; even one as good as the Scythe with that as an extra difficulty factor.

[@taxanimated]

imma say that the machete can still cut people when they are blocking, you can cut their legs or even if you aim a little bit higher, their heads

[@AlisterCrowbar]

edit is dope as always

[@ste887]

now do the modpack that has like 500 weapons in it. ;) I'm not sure who would start crying first, the image editor used to make a tier list image that big, or yourself realising how mammoth of a task that would be XD

[@replikvltyoutube3727]

the best weapon is the friends we made along the way

[@markmurgiya9354]

... The Napalm launcher had an alternate fire mode? Maybe this would've helped me back when I was playing the game.

[@battty_nattty]

I have no room to protest any of these due to the fact that I can barely beat POSTAL difficulty

[@bamboozled614]

10 seconds in I'm already blown away omg

[@explosive_nuclear_catz]

1:32 Meet the Spy

[@pchtommy1268]

Too bad the only weapons i could find and use are normal shotgun, desert eagle, m16, gasoline, shovel, grenade, police baton, piss, the finger, shocker and scissors, the others are too rare

[@very_funni]

1:26 tf2 spy:

[@istimagyar53]

1:21 Good old Blood.

[@UnknownCleric2420]

BROADSWORD. They definitely remedied the lack of swords in Paradise Lost, but c'mon, that's an endgame weapon.

[@thecuchikiller]

Machete is so good, sadly sometimes can be countered.

[@circuz4167]

Finally a KZbinr who knows how tier lists work. The closer to the left it is, the better it is on the tier.

[@gangsterskull3357]

I feel the baseball bat is the most overpowered weapon in postal 2

[@FireyTheAlienDragon]

The scissors are only.worth it for its speed multi

[@eneco3965]

I haven't played the game on ludicrous, but I found the machete more useful than the scythe because the attack speed is insane. It's not too hard to get around the whole enemies blocking it thing either. The scythe was just too slow for me, and I never really had to dismember multiple people at once.

[@Drywalleater87]

Idk how I’m this early (amazing vid btw)

[@Nik-dq5jv]

I'd add that piss could extinguish you and this is op option.

[@MrFedia-tx5rk]

Fire weapons deserve to be higher - while fire damage is negligeble it still forces enemies to run around and stops them from shooting you from afar. For example, ou can shoot a napalm into a crowd and finish them with other weapons without taking much damage from their shots.

[@officialromanhours]

1:26 You're thinking of the Air Can from Blood, which had that ability

[@alitarek1948]

Can you do a tier list for the tools and heals

[@raccooncityhunk497]

Please explain how a baseball bat is an edged weapon Edit: pistol makes it into A tier, because it's high powered and accurate.. so why does it take like 4 headshots to put someone down?

[@Catonatoycar]

Guys go easy on him. It took him five months to finish the game.

[@joserivas7798]

i still cannot win in sunday in ludicrous difficulty, no weapons while i am in that jail where should be the polititians of all the continent

[@CherryAccurate]

I am watching this video 7 months after it was posted and I disagree with it because I forgot the ludicrous week vids by now

[@THUGSHAKERPRODUCTIONS]

Did nobody notice there's some Saturday footage? Saturday on Ludicrous Difficulty soon?

[@BreadEater1337]

I must steal, I mean borrow all this info

[@WishMount]

Buff Wizard

[@josephmay852]

Know what else starts with S? Saturday...oh and Sunday!

[@maya4good]

i honestly wish there was more content for the game, it's just so fun but seems like it missing so much more

[@HumanPersonYes]

the only thing wrong is the machete, thats an s tier and you know it

[@toprakyildirim5333]

I would say machete and pistol should be on S tier. Machete is fast and has a potantial one hit kill and decapitate even though npcs can block a machete swing. Desert Eagle/Pistol on the other hand is perfect weapon you can find ammo very very easily and you can use it not only close range long range also. Don't have Sniper Rifle Ammo?? Then use pistol. But your list based on ludicrous difficulty so not gonna argue that much. Btw love the content and PLEASE DO LUDİCROUS VERSION OF APOCALYPSE WEEKEND AND PARADISE LOST. Love From Turkey mate.

[@denifahri7247]

I think what makes machete on A tier is because it was outshined by scythe, scythe is objectively better on close range. Meanwhile machete can bypass npc defense, sometime it can got blocked. Then again, sniper rifle ammo always available on bank tunnel or some places everyday

[@toprakyildirim5333]

​@@denifahri7247 Scythe is better on some occasions but scythe is way slower than machete. Main reason that scythe better option swing animation is better. You can slay multiple enemies with just one swing you can't do that with machete and of course scythe has more close range than machete but I still prefer machete over scythe.

[@thiccyosh]

>Machete is fast and has a potantial one hit kill and decapitate even though npcs can block a machete swing. True, but once the Machete is thrown you can switch to other weapons. Might save your ass sometimes.

[@Даниилфролов-ю5ц]

"the finger" needs to be higher than S always with you, stuns enemies for a long while, making them forget about you after they stop laughing and can help you to headshot enemy with a shotgun and glock needs to be on S because it's literally semi-auto sniper and SMG in one and melee weapons can chop off head even if enemy is blocking, no matter what weapon

[@Shy_Abi]

0:37 Do you still think the Scissors are horrible? I kinda believe it helped you out in Saturday... ...forcefully... *...at gunpoint-*

[@primeguillotine3737]

The scissors ✂️ in postal 2 increase movement speed witch is helpful

[@koalastas5767]

0:00 Far cry 3 reference!!!!

[@nean9894]

two handed katzbalger

[@Imnothorashiiswear]

I feel like gasoline should be at the B tier,even if it’s used for defense,it’s super efficient to use and prevents enemies from going inside to where you are,even if this is a dmg based tierlist,i wanted to share a quick opinion

[@lamzeyy]

its time to play the uhhhh postal 2 dlc thing, cant wait for that vid ig

[@EngineerTeamFortress2]

I only wanted to relax on the week

[@SebTheSamMarten]

Hmm... I feel like the game could use a DMR with a non-magnified sight (or maybe very small magnification, like a 1.5x ACOG) to bridge the gap between the Sniper and the Pistol. It could use the standard Assault Rifle ammo meaning it would take 2-3 headshots to really put something down, or it could have an ammo type of its own, or simply could use Sniper ammo and be slightly more accessible on the map since the Sniper itself is very rare with the downside of the lower magnification and maybe no penetration. But then again I'm thinking about game balance when talking about Postal 2. xD

[@OperatorMax1993]

Yeah, they could definitely use the scoped G3 rifle probably

[@Ferrari255GTO]

Never enough swords

[@khheroxcn]

a broadsword would be cool or a claymore we have knifes/daggers we have bats and sledges we have a scythe but no swords

[@b_random5511]

Saturday Ludicrous?

[@Faulkes-t9x]

B... Broadsword? I guess...

[@TheHonestJoey]

Here before utube bots censor this video aswell

[@mylifeisfunny8911]

If RWS could buff the fire,blunt and shotgun damage a bit we would be able to completely enjoy the game. All the C and F tier weapons had wasted potential for 20 freaking years 😢

[@vespucci7269]

Do you think the sawed off shotgun would have been placed higher if it wasn't nerfed?

[@Chef_bbQ]

from the clips I guess you started weekend

[@narkformost867]

did you know you can chop off blocking npc's legs while melee crouching?

[@haellm9192]

Are you gonna make a separate tier list for AW and Paradise Lost?

[@Liubomyr_The_Great]

Would you be willing to make a tierlist of modded Postal 2 weapons? (Of course I am talking about AWP in the first place, like, dude, what do you excpect from a fellow Postal 2 enjoyer?)

[@darkknightnine]

Please do a second one with the other various weapons. The holy handgrenade, stainless steel sniper, katana, etc.