i actually bought this on my old phone! might download that again because its still pretty fun!

The real ass RWS members like zam

i think its interesting to know that postal is known for americans going apeshit as they tend to do.

Literally the plot to JohnWick lmao

you describe it in such a sinister way but this is all very funny

Herocraft made probably my fav java phone game "Revival 2"

Was spoiling the entire story necessary?

Actually locking prity fun.

The scissors ✂️ in postal 2 increase movement speed witch is helpful

me lol

It would be so funny if this game was actually sold on the back of some magazine in the 2000s, where you send an paid SMS in order to get the game. I don't know if this was common in western countries like the USA, but in countries like Poland it was.

saturdayy

Broadsword

i love hatred

I'd play a remaster/remake of this. The story is actually quite engaging.

hotline paradise

Lamda? No! Lambada!

I played that! I have hundreds of games on my Nokia n95 8gb. Counterstrike, resident evil, assassins creed 3d, toonwars and so on.. Even quake 3 and a PS1 emulator

The effort of getting voice acting really adds to the video, thank you so much for documenting this!

I did

I remember playing this on my boost mobile phone as a kid, along with "Postal Babes" it ran on Java software and at that type I had NO idea what the Postal game series was. Great video!

it was my first postal game man

I'm surprised you didn't bring up the android port of Postal 1

This is the kind of Postal Demake I can get behind. Wish we could get a remastered version, or a new game in a similar vein with the same 2D graphics.

Its just postal 1 but you can piss and honestly thays the best feature of the game

Oh yeah, that's the stuff Countless hours i have spend on this one back in the school echoing in my head like voices of a long and lost friends. God i mess this feeling

if u give Gary book to krotchy he will take out doll from his ass.

Dude most of the java games for those old phones are literally better than what we get these days

1:32 Spy tf2

"Nightmarish" gets thrown around aa lot to describe "scary" things, but Postal 2, in a lot of ways, feels like a retelling of an *actual* nightmare. Like, its still a dream, ludicrous shit still happens, and you realize that as you retell it, so you're more then happy to poke at the bits that, in hindsight, wee just kinda stupid, or funny, or outright insane. But also it was a nightmare, and even as you poke fun in your retellings, there's still moments of it that *get* you. That gnaw at your mind. That you can't just brush off casually like everything else. Moments that are visceral and real, because they come from a place of actual stress and fear. I think this is the element that makes Postal 2 a Black Comedy, rather then merely a Dark Comedy, and what makes it so memorable and relevant to this day, well over a decade after its contemporaries have faded into obscurity. Paradise, as well as the rest of the world to an extent, is a nightmare, a real, actual nightmare. Not a figurative nightmare, or a waking nightmare, but like everyone in this world is asleep, and its too hot outside and no one's resting well. The background noise is a garbled misinterpretation of your broken AC unit, and though you have comical terrorists behind every door, violent protesters seiging gamer compounds, elephants raging at a BBQ, etc, etc... They're still butchering pets in the back of the shop. Someone still got vivisected in that bathroom. There's still human mixed into the whole town's beef. You can't chalk these ones up to just dreams being dreams. That they're impossible. That they'd never happen. And thats where the nightmare starts. Honestly, it makes the transition into the first DLC work really well to boot.

I loved phone games like this, How do you play them without a cell phone?

This is just Grand Theft Auto (1997)

I've done work with sprite art in videos before, and i can't imagine how tough it must have been to have a mobile game scale to fullscreen so seamlessly. The floating dialogue boxes and voice acting is the icing on the cake. Bravo for the presentation. This was a really well done way of introducing the game to people like me who had never heard about it before.

yes, truly the american version of silent hill

Obviously seeing as I've only played the 1st game and that's only because it came to Switch and PS4 lol

Why is this so well done?

thinking about the death rate in postal 2, did postal dude in 1 really kill or was all that pinned on him cause the media? if it's the same place and the population goes from 7k to 500. thats definitely possible for people to get extremely paranoid and pin it on someone.

nobody tell him that the "surgical tools" at 2:48 are actually just gynecology instruments...

dude be the chillest guy until he minorly inconvenienced

Sometimes unreasonable men must do reasonable things.

Now i wanna play this game

I kinda missed Uncle Dave's compound which is 100 % based on the Waco siege

based

Interesting how this game handles its story. It's not grimdark like Postal 1, but it's much more toned-down and down-to-earth compared to 2. It has plenty of moments of black comedy but doesn't run wild with it. It kinda reminds me of a GTA game in that respect

Old mobiles really do make good games like this. Back when there weren't micro transactions, and trash pile of shovelware games. Also zero ads. I mean these phones made God Of War Betrayal and DOOM RPG. That's how awesome mobile games used to be.

2:47 me: “blackening?” 3:00 me: “postal dude is canonically racist, now????”