Let's Watch - Hitman - Bangkok

[@russellbrown6888]

"COCONUT!!!" *cracks guy's head One of the best Ryan moments ever.

[@jonathanfischer9707]

Imagine this: You're taking a nice, peaceful stroll throughout the beaches of Bangkok. Your bodyguard and long time friend, Hans, walks briskly behind you, a smile broad on the both of your faces... When suddenly... Out of the corner of your eye, you see IT. A brown object, hurling at your face at an alarming speed. Just before the object makes contact with your cranium, shattering your skull, you make out one last word.... "Coconut."

[@cmrobbins88]

Never give Ryan a coconut when he's trying to do something important. He derails faster than any out-of-control locomotive.

[@MetalSonicReject]

Well, he IS the Mad King....

[@jesper1409]

Also known as "The Coconut Crusher"

[@Dudehawkeye]

... cocomotive

[@speechfree23]

If only you watch his Hitman streams where he has this perpetual war against sinks and faucets.

[@cmrobbins88]

The Other Doctor As a beloved Puerto Rican once said, "No Brakes".

[@jonocrosby6626]

I feel like gav should be the only one to play hitman he knows the perfect blend of fucking around and actually playing the game

[@matthewrandell5055]

Ryan's p fun

[@scj6693]

+Evyn Mitchell frack that

[@theeshyguy]

+Evyn Mitchell Dafuq is a pokecoin?

[@ratbastard6327]

nah id say rye bread's pretty fun to watch his hitman streams are one of my personal favourites

[@jessetanner8774]

Rythm344 00 How does one watch rye bread play Hitman? Play I am Bread and play as rye bread playing Hitman?

[@dustinp4545]

For the love of God don't delete this one. It is my go-to happy video.

[@nachoqt]

"Hitman Bangkok" could also work as fighting advice.

[@freezysubzero7]

Underrated comment

[@natshenkin]

When you think Gavin isn't in this video and then he pops up behind Ryan. Thank fuck ! Hitman isn't Hitman with out Gavlar.

[@ibefullofme]

Honestly, I think Gavin is probably the best at Hitman when he's not stupid.

[@DarknessInferno15]

Literally went through just that. Thank fuck.

[@ed4pints]

was that a gaming and Stacy reference smithlar....

[@natshenkin]

ed4pints It was indeed, 10 points to you.

[@ed4pints]

+natshenkin great fucking show and look at corden now

[@DontWatchMePlay]

*Ryan misses opportunity to deliver the cake* "OH! They're going to tell us where the cake is!"

[@hydropumpsquirtle]

I know, right? I was wondering why Ryan didn't notice the opportunity until it disappeared.

[@DontWatchMePlay]

+Emmott Bailey No thank you

[@DarknessViper99]

+DontWatchMePlay It's a scam dude, you'll see it on other comments by different bots.

[@DontWatchMePlay]

DarknessViper99 I know it's a scam lol, I just always respond because why not.

[@sampollock644]

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[@livingchaosmatrix]

Ryan playing while Michael and Gavin give him ideas is just about the perfect recipe for amazing videos.

[@faceless58]

"Hows your crocodile?" "Fully inflated." Is that a euphemism?

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

I like how at about 38:00 the lady just said "Kitchen staff can walk right by!" and they didn't notice.

[@hydropumpsquirtle]

I know, right?! XD

[@Zsashas]

"Kitchen staff is the sole exception" Of course they didn't hear that.

[@Lance1311-Omegon]

At 40:53 I literally spewed monster out of my nose and laughed so hard I coughed and choked on the remaining monster in my mouth, causing me to spit it onto my keyboard. Probably the funniest thing I've ever seen on KZbin. Keep it up Ryan, you rock.

[@rojagreen]

Man, some people are really concerned about the fact that Jeremy has blue hair. They act like, he's their 15 year old son who just came home from a party with died hair and glow sticks around his wrists. It's honestly not that appalling, and also, why would you care? It doesn't make him any less funny.

[@MysteriousTomJenkins]

They have to find something to bitch about. Since he didn't blow up a house or anything "bad" in this video and just talked and made jokes like everyone else, there isn't much to hate him for, so they decided to bitch about his apparence because god forbid someone looks different.

[@Dynamo_06]

Yeah I don't get it. Let the man do what he wants with his hair.

[@davidpatterson3906]

I COME FROM THE FUTURE. Oh boy are you guys gonna wish you just left it alone...

[@Crackshot212]

Bro chill

[@SirBigWater]

The German band Gavin was talking about in XxX is "Ramstein". The song in the movie was "Feuer Frei"

[@Metrion77]

Jeremy pulled off the green, and blue should fade better. But right now, this is that glorious time I keep glancing up to the webcam because it looks like someone's drinking a blue raspberry slushie out of the corner of my eye.

[@ryleespencer212]

Says the guy with a spider on his picture.

[@Metrion77]

Rylee Spencer Exactly. The joy of corner of the eyes

[@Metrion77]

***** yes. As well as periphery. Many synonyms for the area of perception that is not in the focal area of the eye.

[@PlatoonGoon]

Now Jeremy is the hitman!

[@SheldosaurusREX]

Rewatching cause bored in quarantine. He’s bald as hell now

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

I think the team of Ryan as Hitman, Gavin as Hitman Advisor, and Michael as general commentator is a requirement for this series, it's the perfect dynamic and it makes these videos SO funny.

[@avagibson2293]

I saw the intro, realised who was in this video, and just sat back in my chair like 'this is gonna be a good one'

[@ZackRToler]

Jeremy dyed his hair for Let's Play Live guys. Literally the day before it happened

[@100blueeyedboy]

he also mentioned it on off topic

[@ZackRToler]

A Pet Named Steve That's exactly how I knew

[@turkeysamwich00]

god damn it when Ryan ran over and snapped the dude's neck while the other guy was trying to wake him up I lost my shit

[@scar9899]

Literally Gavin, Jeremy, Michael and Ryan are the funniest of the six, so happy they were all together for this.😂😂😂😂

[@Call_Me_Matrix]

0:03 "Is that Madonna? "

[@wherethetatosat]

No no no. 0:03 Is Evanescense. 0:01 Is Madonna!

[@ThomasVance89]

no it's evanenence

[@LancasterResponding]

It's both

[@jacbo374]

haha

[@sebasdy2364]

Madonnescence

[@xXxLiabilityLukeexXx]

I can't believe somebody else knows who Photonicinduction is!! :D Good job Gav!

[@JonnyEaston]

Agreed! ⚡️

[@10GaugeManiac]

Drinking game. Every time Ryan says "Coconut" take a drink.

[@sailordarty9032]

Mr. Ryan "Mad King" Haywood is... an interesting assassin, to say the least. His determination and sheer luck has paved the way to his current standing as number 4 in the Class D ranking of assassins. His methods, while unorthodox, tend to yield acceptable results. However, he is juvenile, resulting in compromising himself. In his last mission, his simulations showed him almost blowing over because "I wanted to use a coconut". He also enters his missions unprepared, relying more on improvisation than actual skill, technique or any level of preparation. Requests to terminate him has been denied, as one of the High Poisoned Blades sees him as "amusing".

[@shinkahn2350]

Watching Ryan snap the Gardners neck while another Gardner tries to wake him up is priceless. Garner #2: "Hey Bill are you ok." Ryan: *snaps Bill's neck* "not anymore!"

[@theogravity866]

JEREMY HAS BLUE HAIR

[@khalidbrown743]

I wonder what's got him down

[@tamjam98]

Oh god ew no green was so much better

[@uberdueler2990]

"Ya gotta have blue hair" --Strongbad

[@wyatttdy3523rg]

Congratulations on your ability to see

[@wyatttdy3523rg]

***** Looks pretty good to me

[@emmask8er944]

"CLOSE THE DOOR CLOSE THE DOOR!" "ITS STUCK ON THE BODIES!!!" -- achievement hunter 2k16

[@dylanpritchard4981]

These are my favorite AH videos right now!

[@TheKasimkage]

The coconut for the second target was right next to Ryan at 47:49. I was really hoping he'd have spotted it, but the video needed an ending.

[@needamuffin]

14:57 That "Hello, handsome." was really sexy. It reminded me of Sam Traynor.

[@tclol]

Seeing as my names Toby I feel so badass that my names the same as Hitmans , also Ryan seeing a coconut and throwing the stealth plan out of the window like a little kid just makes my day

[@andycameron2714]

45:14 Combat Noises Guard *Gurgle* Guard *Snease* Gavin *Burp*

[@classycthulhu2164]

This series is the best. My current favorite right now haha hoping for more

[@TheSecretLover]

47:56 Ryan's: Do you think we'll find another coconut in here? /walks away from coconut

[@ICHMUSSMALPIPI]

ryan has become meme-savy recently thats real weird for a gent

[@Luke97action]

he's been infected by twitch

[@carlzabel8]

The mad king was the one who shot harambe

[@Ohmybagod]

Harambes enclosure was a hole.

[@michaelt975]

ryan has always secretly been a lad

[@Hunteh862]

I don't think anyone really appreciates the re-wording of Rush's "A Passage to Bangkok" in the description. Clever.

[@Matt-wg9xn]

40:48 might be the funniest thing I've ever seen, and I actually mean it not the way Geoff says it

[@dravenocklost4253]

Just started watching, and that entrance and Intro though... Damn Ryan, why you so perfect!!? All Hail the Mad King for LIFE!!

[@Matt-wg9xn]

I love this group they've been doing for let's watches

[@Dangerwiggles]

I like how they missed "kitchen staff is the sole exception" lol

[@dullestpeanut]

Ryan has a breaching charge and instead he uses a fire extinguishers to open the door. Ya gotta love the guy

[@videojunkie777]

Can we all just agree that Ryan's laughs from 41:05 to 41:31 are the best sounds in this universe???

[@aashir429racer]

I didn't even realize this was an AH video because the thumbnail was so different, but anyway awesome video lads, keep up the great work love you lot! :) Greetings from India.

[@Parra1el_Divide]

38:34 ryan walks away from the stairs because they think they cant get up there, but they totally miss that kitchen staff are the sole exception...

[@dancinswords]

He wasn't kitchen staff anymore at that point

[@Parra1el_Divide]

Fair enough, gg good sir, gg

[@kiwi6277]

I love the sound of ryan's deadpan voice. blends perfectly with the perpetual screwing up

[@leonardokoca-urrea3824]

damn the description is just a work of art! beautiful :D

[@wildboar222]

Im laughing so hard at that moment when Ryan snaps the dudes neck as his budding is waking him up

[@thatoneguy2307]

ryans go to excuse for murder: ......I mean....

[@thatoneguy2307]

Judge: Ryan Haywood you are the most notorious serial killer in the world you are singlehandedly responsible for thousands of murders and countless instances of assault. What do you have to say for yourself? Ryan:.....I Mean....

[@kayleeferguson2532]

Accurate xD

[@WilmaVonTrapp]

Whoever wrote the description needs a raise. For those of you who don't know, it's a parody of the lyrics to A Passage to Bangkok by Rush.

[@AsisChronicles]

im in tears from that bit on the rooftop with the gardeners

[@hitman_JDA]

Lol Jack excited to eat his Big Mac

[@theyogifollower]

It's really good to see the lets plays returning to this length

[@jaydenburnett]

Hitman is by far my favourite let's watch. Incredibly entertaining.

[@ytrilogy1091]

I love how Jeremy and Micheal face palm at the same time. Btw Epic kill with the coconut :)

[@christ84opher]

Going to watch this again before it potentially gets deleted

[@AstralMuffin105]

Same here.

[@marissabergen9475]

Nice Rush reference in the description there. Whoever wrote that should get a raise.

[@Personmanisawesome]

I'm glad they began the video with the obligatory "One Night In Bangkok" joke.

[@1100MC]

The Snail Assassin and Agent Coconut should team up

[@temputa]

NICE SARK SHIRT, JEREMY. Nice to know you guys support other youtubers (great to know that the ones I've been tuning into as well)

[@kayannkil]

Watching them get so derailed is class. So funny when the fire extinguisher went off

[@sandman1008]

34:50 is the best moment of the video. Michael and Jeremy both facepalming at the same time is golden. EDIT: I may have spoken too soon. 40:50 is equally brilliant.

[@oliversinger1641]

I'm going to miss the old hitman series

[@I_Is_Ramped]

i'm literally in love with Achievement Hunter and Funhaus rn their videos are so funny and entertaining

[@chanman4rings]

Ryan with the Wet Bandit throwback. Thanks Home Alone!

[@MrSuperMario34]

Oh god, when Ryan snapped the gardener's neck as the other guy was examining him... I just died lolol

[@waynechriss]

@40:50 Ryan running back to the gardener waking up the unconscious body and snapping his neck in front of him was the best.

[@i_so_late]

40:52 that's the funniest thing I've seen all week

[@skippydw1228]

ROFL at that fucking breach charge at the end.

[@GoldenSun5631]

Followed by that cinematic action packed escape scene, as if this was a james bond movie or something XD These let's plays are amazing!

[@matthewrandell5055]

same :')

[@matthewrandell5055]

I meant same I also think they're amazing not same I'm amazing, that was a bad word to choose xD oops

[@hydropumpsquirtle]

XD

[@dylanwaller2468]

Can we just take a second to appreciate the fact that the description is a reference to "A Passage to Bangkok" by Rush?

[@fruitpenguin6285]

That moment when you're from Bangkok, and this video made you laugh your ass off because there was zero point in calling this Bangkok as there was no Bangkok to be found, anyways great video guys!

[@paddington2063]

this is one of my fav videos you've done in awhile!!

[@jesper1409]

They said: "Blend in as waiter" My brain: "What? Blend in as water? How?"

[@juancano3793]

47:57 "you think we can find another coconut in here?" *coconut right next to him*

[@dangerousaniimals]

Hitman and Overcooked are two fantastic new series. Love them both.

[@WH1T3YHD]

I lost it when Ryan lobbed the pool ball at that guy's face, just hilariously brutal

[@PlatoonGoon]

Ryan in 2016 was first amazed by a big mac, now how the times have adapted.

[@softycrab6267]

The editing is on point. Kinda wish you did more.

[@eightfreak885]

I see what you did with that description. Neil himself would be proud.

[@Marquesian]

47:57 Are you kidding me, there's a coconut RIGHT THERE!

[@the_competent_gamer9454]

"if you could just not do that. you could live a lot longer" -Ryan 2016

[@emochick6701]

by far the best lets watch in ages

[@Redfire085]

tvtropes brought me here, something about a coconut, I was not expecting it to be an achievement hunter video, but it makes sense it's Ryan that does it

[@YoAdrian-14]

Not what you were singing, but thanks for reminding me to put Rush - A Passage to Bangkok on my Google music account.

[@HTRPD]

Didn't find this out until 2 days ago, you can blend at the bar and the chick will hit on you and give you her keycard for the room. *Or* you can stalk her in and give her a smack

[@solitarywanderersw7394]

This was so hilarious. I always love the hitman videos the achievement hunters do.

[@chucksputum]

i lost it when ryan snapped that gardener's neck oh my god I couldn't breathe

[@LeighMilneMagic]

I'm never as frustrated as I am watching you guys play Hitman 😂

[@NaiGaming]

An 8 ball fast pitch on an unconscious person has never been more hilarious!

[@joshtaft140]

That description is Amazing

[@MidnightVoyager]

I have never been so annoyed about coconuts. Gavin JUST SAID they are NONLETHAL because they're blunt, but nooooo, obsess on that while you walk through the coconut trees that fill the atrium and if you looked at them in Hitman vision, you'd see the giant groups of murder coconuts to drop on people up there

[@J3H4N]

The gardener moment XD, great episode

[@AstralMuffin105]

It's always a treat to watch Ryan play games like these. You can guarantee that there is going to be a high body count every time, no matter how much he says he's going to let people live. Also, I love the glee in Ryan's voice at 34:28 when Gavin tells him that he's still in trouble as long as that couple is alive. It was like handing a kid a $100 bill and saying "go buy all the candy you want." xD

[@currenoconnell]

I love these hitman videos

[@Harry-ct3hw]

42:47. wow, that attack had a lot of magnitude

[@VeteranRangerSwiss]

that description makes me so happy.

[@sirbillius]

I just heard One Night in Bangkok from Chess like 10 minutes before I saw this video so that intro made my day.

[@friendlyneighbormike8571]

The rush parody in the description is fucking amazing

[@grantmills8203]

lol the lady talking to the guards at the stair well literally said kitchen staff are the sole exception

[@thomaslosttheplot9359]

the last like ten minutes were just superb