Steven Seagal vs Reese Witherspoon

[@SpaceIce]

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[@mtemibokono-h6i]

Watching weekly from Kenya. How can I buy you coffee sir?

[@TimTimmay]

For anyone that clicked on this video actually wondering who the winner would be, needs to check their *JCVD TESTOSTERONE Levels* immediately, because they might be in the *EXTREME NEGATIVE range* which is called *SEGAL SYNDROME* 😂

[@kostastube2010]

Dude, you have to make 12 rounds of JCVD vs NICOLAS CAGE, the most epic battle ever!!!!!! Do it, do it. Do it. (Ben Stiller voice). (I dare to guess that JCVD will win in end because of his fabulous hair and out of this world dancing)

[@DocHayesEnt]

“Seagal is WIDE….LY known.” Perfectly delivered.

[@SoCalDreaming87]

😂😂😂😂😂 I loved that.

[@bryanroldan9724]

I read this comment for the very first time RIGHT AS it happened. Perfection.

[@xepRob]

I thought i was hearing shit LMFAO, W comment

[@bgg5090]

Lol got there first. Brilliant.

[@kelzuya]

So good

[@adrianobernardiprado5033]

"She can walk upstairs without using a body Double..." This line killed me 😂

[@Skoopyghost]

She can probably do it in high heels too. I see Seagal tumbling down if he tried.

[@Diego-zz1df]

And it's not even a joke.

[@SageNemesis]

"Witherspoon has never been a father. Point Witherspoon!" Please never stop.

[@ricardoitalien8767]

😂🤣😂

[@bert.hbuysse5569]

2 points Witherspoon actually

[@ambrooks5]

“I said walking not waddling.” Fucking comedy gold 😂🤣🤣

[@davidgessin-mccully3919]

“Goodwill Pimp” is the best descriptor ever 😂😂 “Plus if you know anything about flying salads you know just how powerful this scene truly is” I was waiting for who a has the better hairline round

[@DPK365]

Space Ice just went there......the bravery to address such issues is what makes him the leading commentator of our time.

[@Epofapent]

He tackles the questions we all have but are afraid to ask.

[@txtamaman]

😂😂😂.. RIGHT!

[@yeisonalvarez5776]

He is only concerned about the most important matters in the universe

[@mr_quasterhopper]

Ah, fuck…you got me!

[@jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378]

Can't wait for next month or week "Steven Seagal vs John Wick"

[@jcosohpihs5146]

"Seagal has the natural charisma of Leatherface" 😂

[@TylerMcNamer]

...and is nearly as attractive.

[@keylanoslokj1806]

Yet by selling his pathological liar delulu, he made an entire Hollywood career

[@carlosk8103]

Leatherface: " and I took that personally"😂😂

[@john_blues]

"You know you're really being a butthead". F*cking savage! 🤣🤣🤣

[@palindrome1959]

I can never unsee that comparison of Seagal's running compared with an ostrich. Absolutely genius, Space Ice. Absolutely genius.

[@vietnamd0820]

❤😂

[@SquirrelASMR]

Ostriches run like beasts, Seagal hides his hands in his sleeves like a teenage girl and swings his forearms in cute little circles.

[@jaycol21]

Steven Seagal running will never not be hilarious 😂

[@Chuck_EL]

Dude runs like a Looney tunes villain but in real life 😂😂😂

[@leeks1408]

I’m relieved someone’s finally putting the effort into putting this argument to rest because me and my family have been torn by this debate

[@RemingtonSteel]

Had some terrible arguments at Thanksgiving over this exact topic

[@The_ZeroLine]

Pretty sure this why I just got divorced.

[@DaVizzle_Bro]

I was arrested by the enitre country of Russia for my stance on this debate

[@LucianDevine]

Maybe now you and your family can finally get some closure and reunite once more!

[@The_ZeroLine]

@@DaVizzle_Bro Keep up the good fight. Seagal cannot be allowed to become Russia’s next president. He will eat everyone.

[@muhammadaliffbinmuhammadla7846]

If Seagal can't even beat Neil Breen, then its pretty much over for him. 😂

[@basedelon]

Thou shalt not sully the good name of Breen!

[@Ysckemia]

still, watching him being defeated by a frail woman is very much entertaining👌

[@ZackBurnsOG]

The best was vs Rob Schneider "scoring his first point ever....is WHAT I WOULD SAY IF IT WEREN'T FOR ROB SCHNIEDER BEING IN A MOVIE WITH MOTHERFUCKING VAN DAMME"

[@janthony721]

Who's up for a Neil Breen movie marathon tonight?

[@Ysckemia]

@@janthony721 is it healthy though? 😂

[@butterflyvision3084]

Seagals running looks like how it feels trying to run in a dream when your legs are tangled up in the sheets.

[@typewritermonkey8163]

I love how this channel can never stop finding new and exciting ways of distilling perfection

[@Cosmicfury100]

Seagal has made a lot of movies over the years lol

[@daleupthegrove6396]

Well he does have a lot of money to launder.@@Cosmicfury100

[@TheOrvisp]

Never thought I would laugh so hard at someone simply saying “Point Witherspoooon!” 😂

[@davebaconusa1062]

I laughed as soon as I saw the thumbnail, and knew it would be a slaughter. Kudos to Reese and you, Space Ice.

[@pankovroman]

I was smiling before watching, but a few first seconds were enough for me that i started laughing!

[@justinb9356]

I would pay so much money to see a live reaction of Witherspoon watching this video!

[@Michel-7.7.7]

11:11 the countless emotions Seagal can express with one face is totaly on another level. It takes a real genious to spot that and bring it to the attention of us Seagalians.

[@masterchain3335]

Those who didn't think "smelly" counted as an emotion have just never seen the master at work.

[@my1stytchannel]

Obese 😄 🤣 😂

[@CorneliuZeleaCodreanu9]

"I did what you asked, please let me go"😂😂😂 4:51

[@Tyrantofthewind]

"Goodwill pimp" Hilarious AND accurate. "Only a brilliant strategist could beat me in one move" ... .... ...

[@wills.364]

In Thailand, Van Damme celebrates with the ladies, while performing the greatest dance moves that no one has ever seen before.

[@mikegould8215]

I thought Space Ice might have skewed the categories towards Witherspoon for comedic effect, but no, it all seems pretty fair.

[@sas2300]

This whole reaction had me laughing all the way. Who knew seagal would become such an icon of comedy. When he lists all the emotions seagal portrays just standing there 😂😂

[@paulperez6132]

Witherspoon gets another point for "better facial hair" 😂

[@valdivia1234567]

And Jay Leno-esque chin.

[@kostastube2010]

But she would lose in dancing. Seagal is indeed an awesome dancer, just after the 2 legends, goat JCVD and 2nd best Nicolas Cage.

[@eee9514]

Really liked the Silicon Valley reference! And I was in absolute tears when he started listing Seagal's emotions and it got into things that aren't even emotions. I freaking love these videos.

[@rodneywiggs]

"But it might could be a illusion" is such a legendary phrase from Segal. I die laughing everytime i hear it lol 😂

[@iammrbadguy9706]

I think I will say this now if I want to piss somebody of. Random example:"It may be your parking space, but it might could be an illusion"

[@AspasiaB]

@@iammrbadguy9706 For the genuine Segal delivery, say it between wheezes.

[@MauricioLJ]

... and I snatch every motherf*** birthday when I hear that phrase.

[@brianlash154]

He gon get Appalachian speak on'ya

[@godd3387]

Genius, a man is forgotten by history unless he is quoted. Ben saying might could be an illusion all day today.

[@Msalehcit]

Finally! A match-up where Segal actually has a chance to... and he's out.

[@meoff7602]

The search continues. There has to be someone. There has to be. Right?

[@zstevens7]

😆

[@zstevens7]

@@meoff7602 Maybe he'll have to resort to dead celebrities? Maybe a fight against Moe Howard's ghost?

[@kostastube2010]

He should have gotten a point for being the better dancer. 😢 I think that Space Ice does not like him...

[@daleupthegrove6396]

Seagull would lose to Curly Joe DeRita's ghost. That is below bad.@@zstevens7

[@timothyharris1125]

"But it might-Could be an illusion"😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 That sh"t is Legend!!!!

[@ErwinSchrodinger64]

It's the question we were all wanting to ask but were so deeply scarred to ask. Just ask yourself truthfully. You know you wanted to know. Space Ice, again, is answering the questions we all needed. This is REAL therapy!

[@butterflystampede1945]

Wtf, did your brain stutter

[@bananaempijama]

"Walking not waddling" 😂 Space you really know how to be a savage

[@davidsummer8631]

The truth is if Seagal watched this video he would be genuinely pissed that he lost to Witherspoon

[@TonymanCS]

He would then challenge her to a fight only to chicken out in the last moment after finding out she is secretly a black belt :D

[@TheRealH20]

Steven Seagal movies coming straight to DVD near you: Out For Lunch Out For Brunch Above The Lunch Killing Food Contract To Eat Food Connection Food Born To Eat Food One Lunch One Brunch Against The Food Food Justice The Food Movie Food Man Out Of Food

[@Romnonaldao]

​@@TheRealH20 Tiddy Bar Buffet: Second Helping

[@Highbudget]

He genuinely lost too

[@wiredtardis]

@@TheRealH20 Out Of Food is Seagal's rare foray into survival horror wherein he faces his two deadliest enemies: stairs and no available seating. Fortunately, he overcomes these villains using stunt doubles, except for the riskiest stunt of all: 30 separate close-up shots of him eating a sandwich.

[@kapilesh14]

This is slowly becoming my favorite intellectual and philosophical cinema review channel. This was a serious question on everyone's mind and it was handsomely dealt with.

[@DamningTooth1]

10:55 best, most accurate description of Steven Seagal you’ll ever hear. That should be on his Wikipedia page, and nothing else.

[@Kelechi149]

A broken clock has 2 points more than Steven seagal will ever have....EVER 😂

[@martythestines]

This is some of the best stuff on KZbin. I hope you have along fruitful career of making these videos.

[@andrewtischler9385]

“If you know anything about flying salads you know how powerful this is” LOL

[@newseed5137]

You have managed to top every single video you’ve made with this one. I have laughed my ass off with so many before. There are no words for this one.

[@jleggett5995]

Even closer than I was expecting

[@burritoboy2751]

Steven's reactions during the Better Walker segment were perfect. 😂

[@brentakleins]

I like your videos so much that I even like them before even watching them entirely

[@butters1273]

The battle no one asked for, no one knew about... BUT GAWD WE NEED IT!!!

[@theitfactorjameswheezer2852]

Think you mean bah gawd

[@perrycoffey5410]

​@@theitfactorjameswheezer2852triple h you son of a bitch why tell me why

[@butters1273]

@@theitfactorjameswheezer2852 🤣👍

[@funboisingsorsomething6955]

You are iconic. Obsessed with your videos.

[@alsaeedm]

I love you space Ice! Thank you for bringing comedic relief and joy to my life 🙏🏼🤛🏽🫡

[@sars910]

"Seagal has been oozing machismo, among other things, his entire career" Man how do you come up with this stuff ? 😂

[@txtamaman]

Ice genius !😂

[@senormarston]

From the editing, script and timing; dude, you are hilarious 😂😂

[@AspasiaB]

I loved the comparison between Seagull's "running" and an actual road runner. 😂😂😂

[@HappyHarryHardon]

You mean an actual Ostritch. Negative 10 points for not knowing birds.

[@SkinnyBlackout]

@@HappyHarryHardon Like, but negative 10 points for misspelling "ostrich".

[@AspasiaB]

@@HappyHarryHardon Oh my bad. I'll sign up for Avian University right away. I hear Professor Seagull grades his students fairly as long as we're half his age and half naked.

[@HappyHarryHardon]

@@SkinnyBlackout Yes. The master has become the student. Also negative 20 points for each of the likes that didn’t notice it was wrong.

[@Jmiah-j7v]

Delete this

[@Fakekennyomega]

These SEAGAL VS Someone videos are the BEST

[@kendamo7034]

Seagal Vs. Witherspoon? Who’s idea was this? Absolutely EPIC!!! She finally met her match and it was so close.

[@DeadFalkor]

Was having a shitty day but this made it way better. Thanks for the laughs.

[@txtamaman]

So true!

[@cowboycurtis2099]

you did one with Rob Schiener and Jean Claude and i went and found it on Tubi. not only do i come here for the witty quips but also for movie suggestions. thanks for the chuckles.

[@SneedBass]

I've watched 6 rounds so far and I've yet to see Segal hasn't gotten a single negative point, it's the best he's done in all of these. Edit: even with the douche dunce cap, I think he still faired better than he does usually.

[@robadamson1]

He did get off pretty light, didn't he?

[@SneedBass]

Yeah... Unfortunately...

[@dontcare7086]

Bro the 8 mile part was ridiculous 😁😂😂 this channel is so unpredictable!

[@ssoory6343]

That short ostrich clip killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@hallroney]

man your script is another whole level, you re great at writing comedy

[@FranktheDutch]

Every word is poetry.. thank you Spaceice for so many laughs😂😅

[@KonradvonHotzendorf]

Space Ice is a legend

[@Melchiah28]

I said walking, not waddling. That line got me. Haha🤣

[@gregbors8364]

Hmmm… good question. Reese is prob a better action star, but Seagal has had more Reese’s Pieces

[@oddcrafter1270]

This went exactly how I suspected it would, and I loved every moment of it! XD

[@user-nj5cl6xs4n]

Man, that final round, holy crap you went hard after seagull. Im always impressed how you can go even harder against him with every new video.

[@maskedspartan7397]

Completely objective analysis. Well done

[@maxmatson1578]

If you want to see Reese in her best performance. Check out the movie "freeway" with Kiefer Sutherland. She has one liners in that movie for days!!!🤣👌

[@Gogetta80]

I was quite surprise he didn’t include any clips from it

[@nethandelwampa116]

Tackling the tough questions, ur truly are the hero we need. Can show my family this video as solid proof now

[@MamaMOB]

Thank you for this. I didn't know I needed it in my life but I did. It is good to know that Reese Witherspoon is a better action hero than Steven Seagal!

[@jackmeeks2294]

And father

[@daddyteddy85]

The debate that tore countless families apart

[@tgg1765]

Steven Seagal videos are Space Ice's best. I love them and I love how much Space Ice 'loves' Seagal

[@sabumten]

Only one of these two is America's sweetheart, with the grace, humility, acting chops, and beauty to match... ...and the other is Reese Witherspoon

[@tarnin]

That pause was fantastic. I was like "wide... I'm good with this.".

[@Joaoxorubatsu]

My dude, you're one of the few content creators on this site that I see that can make me genuinely laugh. When I saw the title of this vide I was like "what?!" and the video itself is gold as always.

[@elilawhorn3724]

Space Ice just won another Emmy. Well done.

[@mattcheah69]

The ending on summarizing seagals expression…..🤣

[@kdhavle]

That masterful dialogue delivery at 7:05 is why we all love Sensei Seagal.

[@cacatoiu13444]

I dont know , but I am addicted to this...

[@ShaunHopkinsAVFC]

One of the best you’ve done. 😂😂

[@Adalli82]

Hehehe this was awesome buddyy … we need more like this please 😁😁😁👌👌👌

[@seanmcclure]

“One of the dumbest things in that particular scene” ☠️ 😂

[@SoCalDreaming87]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnbell1012]

Jesus Mother F-in Christ that was a good one. And just the right amount of time for each RW clip. Not too much.

[@Hagunemnon]

Even when blatantly shitposting, Space Ice pumps out pure friggin' GOLD. He truly is the anti-Seagal.

[@lancearp7389]

Can’t believe that this issue hasn’t been addressed for this long. Thank you Space Ice

[@robertwilkins3167]

When Seagal waddles over to a chair and sits down it's GAME ON. Reese can't beat his sit down fighting techniques.

[@edloki3057]

I get the feeling he is slightly biased against Segal.

[@USArmyVet91]

The Match Up we didn't even know we wanted, but needed very badly! 😆😆😆

[@MustardSkaven]

I love these objective comparisons.

[@DenariusHaveNarius]

"'You know you're being a butthead', fucking savage" - 😂😂😂😂😂

[@phaslow4393]

I lost it at the stingray cabbage...HAHAHAHAHA! Space Ice made my day again...

[@danw4490]

This is the best video of 2024 and nothing else will come close.

[@robertbeers2582]

Segal's range of emotions- classic

[@Shiestey]

Wow, seagal didn’t end with negative points.. space ice must be in a forgiving mood today

[@cygnusxone3343]

This just made my day. Thank you sir.

[@YounesWinter]

Space Ice is back with another Steven Seashit video 😍

[@rockhopper01]

This was closer than I thought it’d be.

[@thekiller7994]

Even though Steven Seagal plays himself since he’s always ex special forces or CIA, he always acts like a person who’s never touched guns

[@Mecha120]

A silicon valley reference is definitely the last thing I would have expected

[@innovator90]

“But I said walking not waddling” Geez! 😂 I’m dying!

[@YossGold]

"SUHGULL ..." with the cut to the "straining to manifest a thought" clip at the start of every segment is killing me 😂😂😂

[@masterYoshimistsu]

Now we need to do a race between Steven Seagal and Tom Cruise to determine the better runner.

[@hermask815]

Please include the running of keanu reeves as John wick, it’s also kinda special.

[@adlibbed2138]

Can't wait for the better pilot segments where Tom Cruise came up with his Top Gun movies and Seagal with Flight of Fury next

[@deadslash736]

You earned my like with the title tbh. All you other viewers, THROW A LIKE ON THIS!

[@GABRIELX_ASMR]

I'm gonna go with Miss Reese on this one. I feel that Miss Steven just ain't gonna cut it here. 😁

[@emmanities24]

Didn't expect a comparison between the "greatest" action star and my childhood Hollywood crush.

[@Mr_Mcfeely]

Finally the conclusion to the questions I never knew I had!